general-chat

[wise mural]

what is happening vro

[eager wadi]

[wise mural]

why servfers restarting

[eager wadi]

?

which

[wise mural]

ppl are telling me its all the servers

idk maybe its just kurva?

[somber raptor]

if i add jQuery to my website then replace all the document.getElementById() with $() will anything change?

[eager wadi]

joined redline just fine

kofevarka also

probably kurva having issues

[wise mural]

seems like it

it stopped

[lethal scroll]

Bro this is so weird

[lone marsh]

starter pokemon be like

[scenic cargo]

LMAOOO

[velvet mason]

When was that topic present

[lethal scroll]

The pic with trump

[velvet mason]

🤔

[thick hatch]

why is eating dead human corpses illegal?

if i didnt kill them

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/wiiii-wi-wii-wiii-tdah-gif-11861257658547352862

[lethal scroll]

Technically it is legal

[thick hatch]

hm thanks

what would happen if i did that

what charges could they get on me

[somber raptor]

fuck html

IF I'M FORCING THE TABLE TO BE A CERTAIN SIZE WHY IS IT NOT BEING THAT CERTAIN SIZE

[frail prism]

1REP

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[frail prism]

!rep @stoic fjord

[snow umbra]

You have just given @stoic fjord a reputation point!

[somber raptor]

Fun fact: some guy once ate a plane

[strange trellis]

Fun fact: it was me

[iron dagger]

ap or jhp against peanut? i know ap seems intuitive, but do the 10 bullets make a difference

[polar spade]

For the Crossvec, i tend to just take AP against 173 unless there's other SCPs

Mostly because if CI spawns, i already have AP rounds for them

[tight ermine]

!rep @strange trellis

[snow umbra]

You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!

[strange trellis]

thank you for the arbitrary internet point

[shut prism]

Uhh how do I look at the patreon hidden details

I just bought it

[tight ermine]

Hi! It may take a few hours for you to receive your benefits, due to the large influx of new Patrons.
Feel free to open a ticket in #patreon-support if your benefits don't arrive in a few hours!

[pseudo ivy]

real

[rocky adder]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[tight ermine]

!maid

fuck

[shut prism]

Oh okay thanks!

[rocky adder]

Ha

[tight ermine]

I was about to do the same thing

[shut prism]

That new teaser on the livestream finally convinced me to buy it lol-

[tight ermine]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@weak veldt

[rocky adder]

We’re happy to hear it!

[tight ermine]

Hell yeah! @acoustic moat we're marketable!!

[rocky adder]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@weak veldt

[pseudo ivy]

Lemme back in to marketing i got this dw

[tight ermine]

(I hope you're noting this down, feedback coordinator)

[rocky adder]

I mean

I certainly can

This would be better for Bullet me thinks

[tight ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1081203387128881162/1110866651483734077/caption.gif

[rocky adder]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/619219762206998550/1162560723940024350/your_actions.gif

[tight ermine]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[tight ermine]

YOOOO

[pseudo ivy]

so many maids

[shut prism]

You guys are a lil too good at this sound:330432627649544202:1184064509015494706

[tight ermine]

Cooking 😎

[shut prism]

But uhh, do I need any verification or do I just wait a wee bit?

[tight ermine]

It all happens automatically, though it can take a few hours for the system to catch up (mainly due to how Patreon works)

[shut prism]

ah koolz koolz thanks!

[tight ermine]

Do let us know if that ends up not happening, and we'll work through that together :D

[rocky adder]

I’m sure you’ll enjoy the content you gain access to once you do :)

[tight ermine]

(Through the aforementioned #patreon-support, of course)

[rocky adder]

Surprised I haven’t gotten maid pinged yet

[pseudo ivy]

oh you will

its only a matter of time

[tight ermine]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[tight ermine]

Damn

[pseudo ivy]

dang

[tight ermine]

Should've been her

[polar spade]

!maid

[pseudo ivy]

next time

trust

[tight ermine]

This is like gambling

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[tight ermine]

DAMN

[pseudo ivy]

ok i lied

[shut prism]

Ohhh,
is there any place where I can ask questions about public information?

[sleek estuary]

here

[tight ermine]

General questions can be plopped anywhere, I'd say, though #scp-discussion would be a good spot for SCP-related stuff

[tight ermine]

The short answer:

[rocky adder]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[rocky adder]

LMAO

[tight ermine]

DAMN DAMN DAMN

[pseudo ivy]

your time will come smh

[tight ermine]

ALL IN

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tight ermine

[pseudo ivy]

robbed

[cinder sapphire]

Quincy is a maid

[rocky adder]

You won’t get me

[tight ermine]

It got got

[pseudo ivy]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[pseudo ivy]

woooow

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044053532866773052/1253374913453228152/togif.gif

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[pseudo ivy]

starting to think this is rigged

[tight ermine]

Ancient my beloved

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[tight ermine]

WHAT

[pseudo ivy]

lmaoo

[tight ermine]

Ok that's it

Enough gambling for me today

[velvet mason]

hes gonna have so many

[pseudo ivy]

he'll be fineeeee

[tight ermine]

Ancient is the only remaining maid

[velvet mason]

ridiculous

auros still here

[tight ermine]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[tight ermine]

Nope

[velvet mason]

haha its homing on him

it did auro one time tho

[tight ermine]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@weak veldt

[tight ermine]

Alrighty that's it, good night everyone

[pseudo ivy]

Same time tomorrow!?

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@weak veldt

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[rocky adder]

One more for the road

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tight ermine

[rocky adder]

Am I just not in there anymore or something lmao

[pseudo ivy]

maybe at this point yeah lol

[velvet mason]

oh that word is just muted now

[rocky adder]

I was about to ask which one

[cinder sapphire]

there should be a command that you can check it

[rocky adder]

Yeah there is

I just don’t remember it

[velvet mason]

when did the word for the old command that brought up my user get filtered

[cinder sapphire]

!customcom raw maid

[snow umbra]

Response #6/6

@meager slate

[cinder sapphire]

there it is @rocky adder

[rocky adder]

Oh am I in there

Or nah

[cinder sapphire]

I mean people still say that word

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[rocky adder]

Dang the luck is just crazy then lmao

[pseudo ivy]

bad rng today

[rocky adder]

Especially for Ancient

Unrelated

I wonder if I could run SCP 5k

Now that I upgraded my gpu

[pseudo ivy]

maybee what did you get

[tight ermine]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[tight ermine]

4 am Ancient ping

[tough tapir]

[tight ermine]

[pseudo ivy]

it has to happen at some point

right!?!

[fresh bridge]

Fuck going on at Hq?

[small pine]

*duck going on a Hq?

[rocky adder]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@cinder sapphire

[polar spade]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@rocky adder

[rocky adder]

oh hey there we go

[polar spade]

Got you

Finally

[rocky adder]

:D

[pseudo ivy]

about time

[vagrant ermine]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/jz86apeDXvkaegJRs?invite=cr-MSxLbnUsMTY2ODE4MDc2LA

Im so done

Completely stacked, had a change to have a me vs server moment, only to die cause of a desync issue

[pseudo ivy]

I cant even call that a skill issue

[lavish hamlet]

Did you know if your hp reaches zero, you die.

[rancid dome]

Fr? :O

[lethal scroll]

yeowch

[lethal scroll]

I miss Gorgeous Freeman, shit was hilarious, quality sfm/gmod stuff

[lean totem]

yo is that swat 4

thats crazy

[willow ferry]

@snow umbra

[earnest bluff]

s

[willow ferry]

Lol

I AM ANOMALY?

I have that rank

Dude

U too

[earnest bluff]

we are normal don't care

[pulsar pebble]

scp sl bussiness tycoon update when

[lethal scroll]

Nah, Black Mesa with the BMCE series of mods, amongst others

[rancid dome]

Strinova player? 👀

Rare specimen

[serene coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561732072868282378/1301179390784307230/togif-4.gif

[pulsar pebble]

I want Scp sl bussiness tycoon gameplay

[rancid dome]

Next week

[lethal scroll]

BMCE is Black Mesa Character Expansion
Meaning, you'll encounter construction, it specialists, admins, office workers, firefighters, medical personnel, all with their own headcrab zombified versions

[lean totem]

bioshock?

[earnest bluff]

[lethal scroll]

As, Black Mesa was it's own town pretty much, people lived there, they would've had their own hospital, fire station, etc

[weak veldt]

good morning chat

[earnest bluff]

gm

Long time no see chat too

[rancid dome]

Sure has been, barely remembered ya

Welcome back <3

[rancid dome]

What does sand taste like

[buoyant helm]

never again

[glacial nymph]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[glacial nymph]

Felt like it

[rancid dome]

Thx

[somber raptor]

America moment

[somber raptor]

Fuckers needed to put this warning there because soldiers chewed C-4 to get high

[rustic sedge]

anyone got server ip with coin flip and custom team?

[silent idol]

David vs Goliath except Goliath wins

[lethal scroll]

This was last spring I think
He flew into my room
Landed on my monitor, let me pick him up

[sleek estuary]

what a chill guy

[somber raptor]

fuck CSS

and JavaScript

[sleek estuary]

agreed

me hate frontend stuff

[pulsar pebble]

I hate

[sleek estuary]

thats why I love blazor, but u still gotta use css

[glacial nymph]

Chat, explain this

You telling me... I can get an actual laptop

Over 1TB

For less than 100$

I'm not gonna buy it

Not because it can be a scam

[polar spade]

Seems legit

[glacial nymph]

It's because it will distract me from my goals

[polar spade]

Less than 100?
Its less than 50$

[glacial nymph]

My final dxam

[glacial nymph]

Ikr?

This isn't Temu btw

And there's already over 1000 people bought it

5 stars

[gaunt talon]

Fake reviews exist

[polar spade]

When you open it up, its going to be missing the CPU and GPU chip

Is the website even trustworthy

[glacial nymph]

It's AliExpress

Big e commerce thing

There's other versions of laptops but low costs and low specs

It's not hard money so I guess I'm gonna buy

But going to wait for too long

[polar spade]

Ali Express. Hell no

[glacial nymph]

Until it arrives

[polar spade]

Get away from there

[glacial nymph]

I have a friend of mine bought something from it

Seemed legit

[polar spade]

I personally wouldnt ever order from there

[glacial nymph]

Something tells me that the review text is default thing to do

Like

Unreal

Unwritten by a real person

But the pics says otherwise thou

[polar spade]

Easy enough to get your own pictures

[gaunt talon]

Botted reviews

[rancid dome]

I would only if it's a legitimate brand that's selling

[sleek estuary]

if ur able to return it, then why not

honestly im calling it, the specs and hardware are very likely fake and spoofed info

[rancid dome]

Could be a hassle if it's not from the country you're in

[sleek estuary]

true

[rancid dome]

Especially the delivery fee

[sleek estuary]

especially with that March 27th delivery date 💀

[rancid dome]

Oh yeah, I only just saw that 💀

2 months for delivery is just... wow.

They making the laptop fresh atp

[glacial nymph]

[tough tapir]

Need to get all the iron ore for the crafting bench

to make the laptop

[rancid dome]

Lol

[visual acorn]

I bought high power laser modules for cheap there

And some other extremely cheap crap

They got a good return service

The only problem is 1-5 months waiting time

[visual acorn]

Wouldn't buy this kind of stuff from there

[glacial nymph]

Is it because they can scam or the wait?

[visual acorn]

Because it's a 99% scam

[glacial nymph]

Then what do you recommend

[visual acorn]

Some parts may be highly used

Or they may lie about specification

[visual acorn]

It depends on your location

[glacial nymph]

I have my own friend in school bought a product there, not a laptop but something else idk why he bought it for lol

[glacial nymph]

Unfortunately Amazon is not available in my country for shipment

[visual acorn]

AliExpress is a platform with thousands of sellers

Some may be bad, some good

[glacial nymph]

Hm

[visual acorn]

I buy stuff which I can prove

And remember!!! Always record how you open the package

[glacial nymph]

I was thinking of buying a machine for my small project I'm planning to make, found it for over 2000 euros which seems legit even in official e commerce websites

Same price range

[visual acorn]

If it's an official seller then you shouldn't be worried, but remember to record

If it's a trusted company

[glacial nymph]

Even if I recorded, and got scammed, I doubt they will do something about it

Because yk

[visual acorn]

I returned a lot of scams

Or defective things

The seller gets money only after some period of time or when you approve the quality

[glacial nymph]

This reminds me, Mom bought a watch for my younger brother, yk those kind of asian watches that allows you keep on track on your children's location, apparently the box was empty inside, they added a rock on it to make it look heavy.

Good thing I catched him before he managed to flee

I always tell mom to open the product while the delivery guy is at the door

It happens A LOT in Facebook marketplace

Lmfao

Seriously thou, if these companies scamming people and shit, why they don't do something about it? Sueing the company or something

AliExpress seem more legit than Temu honestly

Depends on what you buy

[visual acorn]

It is

[sharp condor]

Where can I leave a bug report on map generation?

Is #technical-support for this?

[rancid dome]

!bugreport

[snow umbra]

https://support.scpslgame.com/bug-report

[rancid dome]

@sharp condor ^^^

[serene coyote]

noemi

look

car

[glacial nymph]

Always the orange car

[rancid dome]

Why is it so smol tho

[somber raptor]

As soon as the rest of the stuff for the CI outfit arrives i'll be making m e m e s

[glacial nymph]

1 day old car

[tough tapir]

wtf put it back

[lunar siren]

Laggy asf

[glacial nymph]

Ok

[tough tapir]

!rep @silent idol

[snow umbra]

You have just given @silent idol a reputation point!

[strong dune]

Y’all should stop picking up less than 2 week old kittens

[glacial nymph]

Couldn't resist + It's fiiiiiiiiiiiine

Not like I pick him up 24/7

[somber raptor]

Yay

[silent idol]

Go bed

[tough tapir]

You go bed

stinki

Staying up till 5 am no doubt

[silent idol]

A little longer

[tough tapir]

a little

[silent idol]

BUT

I woke up at midday yesterday

After going to bed at 6pm on Friday

SO

[tough tapir]

I guess that evens it out

[silent idol]

YEAH

Exactly

[tough tapir]

You get a pass

And a bonk

[tough tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/419857659987230744/1320573341223878677/glorp.gif

[somber raptor]

Fucking bosnians

[meager slate]

[silent idol]

Literally!

[tough tapir]

Wake up vulf

you're still dreaming

[somber raptor]

GeoGuessr said this level would be hard then put me next to a sign saying "City of London | London Bridge"

[meager slate]

Literally me

[weak veldt]

🌹

[tight ermine]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tight ermine

[tight ermine]

No way

[polar spade]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@cinder sapphire

[polar spade]

It would be funny if !maid would just print out your own username

[eager wadi]

!rep @silent idol

[snow umbra]

You have just given @silent idol a reputation point!

[midnight zephyr]

@swift hound

[swift hound]

?

[midnight zephyr]

why did you send me a friend request

[eternal rock]

TF2 or TF2 classic

[swift hound]

Let's discuss it in private messages?

[frail prism]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 16 minutes, 15 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[frail prism]

oh fck

wrong channel lol

[scarlet crescent]

OH THANK FUCKING GOD

[midnight zephyr]

uhm, no? lets keep it here incase you're trying to do something shady! 😁

[scarlet crescent]

I HAD GOTTEN BANNED FROM AN ALT I MADE SINCE THE GAME THOUGHT I WAS BAN EVADING

AND SOMEBODY TOLD ME IT WOULD AUTO BAN ME ON MY MAIN BUT IT DIDNT

thank god I can play this I am so glad

[swift hound]

Don't worry, I don't bite, besides, you can take a screenshot)

[swift hound]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265721781503787029/1325730891481350236/a7969ab3a56c6101af08b56a0cb674e1.gif

[midnight zephyr]

...or i could just not

and you just say whatever here

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044053532866773052/1253374913453228152/togif.gif

[swift hound]

Well, as you wish🤷

[midnight zephyr]

...

great talk!

[eager wadi]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[swift hound]

Yes hahahaha

[languid radish]

14.0 really fixed the chaos model bc the old one used to have UCP 🤮

Istg

[polar spade]

New CI is beautiful

[viral stirrup]

@tight ermine maid

[meager slate]

not real

[polar spade]

@snow umbra never lies

[languid radish]

UCP camo is disgusting

[meager slate]

oh?

[snow umbra]

Auro is not a maid

[meager slate]

You're right

[tough tapir]

Auro is a maid

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-prequel-this-isnt-how-its-supposed-to-be-gif-15831832

Heads if Auro is a maid

!coinflip

[snow umbra]

[polar spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/859795873915207721.gif?quality=lossless&size=48

[eager wadi]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@weak veldt

[meager slate]

SEE

[eager wadi]

youre right

[meager slate]

everything

just proves

[polar spade]

You win this round

[meager slate]

i am not a maid

[eager wadi]

see you in a few minutes when you are pinged

[polar spade]

But ill prove you are a maid

One day

!maid

[snow umbra]

@weak veldt

[polar spade]

Dang it

[meager slate]

wont happen

[tough tapir]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[tough tapir]

Oh my would you look at that

[meager slate]

fake

[tough tapir]

Cassie never lies

[eager wadi]

few minutes have passed

and it turns out, you are a maid

now go clean your room

[deep radish]

🫠

[tame hollow]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[tough tapir]

:(

Cassie lies sometimes

[eager wadi]

it never lies

go clean your room also

[tough tapir]

My room is clean

[eager wadi]

its clean when you go there to clean it

[tame hollow]

you can clean my rooms

i am too lazy to do so today

[cyan agate]

whos got aura

[near stirrup]

What aura

[dapper zenith]

can i get unbaned ?

[mighty lodge]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[mighty lodge]

me i got infinite aura

[tame hollow]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[tame hollow]

[mighty lodge]

tuff

[cyan agate]

NICE

[latent jackal]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[latent jackal]

That's for if you were banned globally

[cyan agate]

ok

im not banned\

[mighty lodge]

how do you even get banned globally

[latent jackal]

By cheating

[cyan agate]

by saying the n word too

[latent jackal]

That would be on the local server to ban you

[cyan agate]

oh

[mighty lodge]

who needs cheating when theres already wallhacks built into the game

[latent jackal]

then you'd need to join their discord and see if you can talk to their staff

[cyan agate]

i mean noclip is like for roleplays or sum

[bold kettle]

theres a lot more stuff cheaters do than just wallhacks

[cyan agate]

oh no im unbanned from the servers

[latent jackal]

Oh

Sweet

[mighty lodge]

ik mate it was a joke
a rofl
a kek
if you may

[latent jackal]

A lol, A lmao even.

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[timid yacht]

Yea cheaters have anti tesla , anti recoil, automatic door opening/closing and some other stuff

I saw some dude have no clip and be able to place items in the air in 2022 lol

[bold kettle]

for 2022 that wouldnt surprise me tbh

[timid yacht]

I have a picture of it somewhere

Dude would walk off gate B surface catwalk and not fall so he was just floating

[weak veldt]

lets go gambling

[tame hollow]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[meager slate]

hey

stop

its fake

[tame hollow]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[tame hollow]

three times the charm

[meager slate]

Its fake its fake its fake

[cyan agate]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@weak veldt

[cyan agate]

wth

!maid

[snow umbra]

@cinder sapphire

[meager slate]

SEE

[eager wadi]

@tame hollow

[weak veldt]

hiii!

[peak bane]

I always come back

[tame hollow]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@cinder sapphire

[mighty lodge]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@rocky adder

[tough tapir]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@rocky adder

[glacial nymph]

This is it? It's all about !maid command now?

NW Downfall is real

[tight ermine]

@viral stirrup maid

[tame hollow]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[tough tapir]

@tight ermine maid

[terse furnace]

I have a problem, I downloaded scp sl and it shows that I used some “spoofer” I don't know what it does or if it's some kind of cheat but I didn't use it and it says I can't play

[tame hollow]

#technical-support

[terse furnace]

thx

[tight ermine]

@tough tapir maid

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

[tight ermine]

Dee

[strange trellis]

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[meager veldt]

Good morning people

[tough tapir]

cat maid

[tight ermine]

You may have dyslexia

[serene coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1321886169926991945/twitter_1859491868683403761.gif

[glacial nymph]

What bro is on?!

[tough tapir]

I don't have diarrhoea, no

[weary karma]

LF a good server with a semi low player count

[vivid wind]

I think we have a spy among us

[full pond]

can i have your diarrhoea

[tough tapir]

I suppose

[full pond]

excellent

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-spy-invisible-spy-invisible-tf2-cloak-gif-5036373161423263025

[weary karma]

?

[vivid wind]

Who knows

[full pond]

just gotta keep searching

[vivid wind]

Is memescp a good server tho 🤔

[midnight zephyr]

my least favourite server

[vivid wind]

Dam 😔

[obsidian island]

No

Way

[rocky adder]

Did not know that

[cyan agate]

wth

[runic lichen]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@weak veldt

[weak veldt]

hi

[meager slate]

cheese on your chip

[eager wadi]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@weak veldt

[meager slate]

[polar spade]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tight ermine

[polar spade]

Heads if Auro’s a maid

!flip

[snow umbra]

flips a coin and... HEADS!

[polar spade]

[eager wadi]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[gaunt talon]

Cactus patch

[rocky adder]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[meager slate]

[tame hollow]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tight ermine

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/kazuma-kiryu-typing-stfu-spunkey-gif-383466341446429169

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-awkward-awkward-dog-staring-dog-patchibana-gif-13086408744970718509

[iron scroll]

Fuck this game yo 💔💔💔

The scps are fucking unbalanced as shit

Update was fucking overhyped

I hate my fucking life as much as i hate this game

Im still gonna play it idgaf

[tight ermine]

@rocky adder feedback!!! (Mainly opinions though 😦)

[coral quiver]

@nimble fiber will he leave this server @pure mica

bro thought he had a dramatic exit

[rocky adder]

Feedback is much nicer when conveyed constructively

[tight ermine]

I agree!

@iron scroll please re-write your feedback in a constructive manner :D

[nimble fiber]

maybe not

[coral quiver]

what an idiot

[nimble fiber]

event winner role is It is very valuable for him

[coral quiver]

yes

[iron scroll]

Hello chat

[runic lichen]

Bro went from angry af to “hi”

[iron scroll]

Everyday a hole burns into my soul when i play this game

I just want to have fun

But thats impossible

@runic lichen what r you up to

[runic lichen]

Kinda

[runic lichen]

Then stop playing bro 🗿

[iron scroll]

Its like a nicotine addiction

I cant

[runic lichen]

Damn

May god be with you bro so you can enjoy a game for once

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-939-939-dog-scp-sl-scp-gif-1519866487959272020

hi guys hope ur all doing well

[rancid dome]

:hi

why did that send without turning into emoji

loving Discord <3

[iron scroll]

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/plants-vs-zombies-sunflower-pvz-plantsvszombies-plantas-contra-zombis-gif-15856275596970798632

[iron scroll]

This is what came

[rancid dome]

eh, still gets the message across so idm

[iron scroll]

Scp-096 needs a nerf

Coming from a 096 main

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1333133651877040261/caption.gif?ex=6797c8f7&is=67967777&hm=a5687695eb54ebb725373437c98ecdd260b497b3352c1f3dc53d0424d54cdd5e&

[iron scroll]

Add this to the next update

[fossil wasp]

unstoppable!!!

[iron scroll]

I promise you when you add this to the next update the player count will sky rocket

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-awkward-awkward-dog-staring-dog-patchibana-gif-13086408744970718509

[gaunt talon]

There's a scp cb mod where chaos insurgency can stick a pic of 096 on 173

[iron scroll]

I mean y’all are good at making scps hella balanced like 096 attacking me while i didn’t even look a single pixel to his face

[iron scroll]

Directors cut

[fallow kite]

I’m so glad old Sl is still playable

I forgot how much the game has changed

[iron scroll]

How?

[gaunt talon]

!scpslclassic

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/scp-sl-classic-833703896002068510

[iron scroll]

People told me im blinded with nostalgia well maybe but 13.5 was better then 14.0

[tough tapir]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@cinder sapphire

[tough tapir]

@cinder sapphire sweeping time

[gleaming cloud]

@stone quiver

[tight ermine]

@stone quiver

[stone quiver]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[tight ermine]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[eager wadi]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@cinder sapphire

[pseudo ivy]

Back on the maid grind I see

[fallow kite]

Forgot about this server

No I just did something else

finally got all achievements

after 40hours

[tame hollow]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@cinder sapphire

[weak veldt]

why i banned...

[glacial nymph]

You have been silly probably

[weak veldt]

yeah go to hell!
I didn't even go there

[glacial nymph]

Idk, I joined

[eager wadi]

@summer wasp

[summer wasp]

She's not banned bruh

[glacial nymph]

Probably skill issue

[placid tiger]

Discord...

[lilac lion]

if she's really cant join
That means she was banned on another account lol

[glacial nymph]

[icy flume]

Dang

[weak veldt]

dude, how could I be banned if I didn’t even go to the server?

[lilac lion]

you're not banned

[bold kettle]

you dont need to be in a server to get banned from 1
but from what it looks like its an ip ban (someone with the ip you currently have got banned) as they say you arent banned

[weak veldt]

сan I send you a screenshot in a dm?

[lilac lion]

okay

[serene coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-piano-music-gif-11016376031114117781

[lilac lion]

if server invite says that you're banned
That means your ip is banned

[weak veldt]

[lilac lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/863610364239282176/1322661636817031279/togif-1-1.gif

[rocky quail]

Hello

[glacial nymph]

How can be possible?

I also want to ban IP someone

I'm tired of alts

[lilac lion]

ip bans is automatic by discord

[dapper zenith]

just why

[icy flume]

Ajoura's theme has lived in this community has been a decade btw

It's crazy and amazing at the same time

[glacial nymph]

That actually explains alot

So my friend didn't actually ghostbanned me

[odd ember]

ADD GOC

And make a system where you can actually re contain anomalies instead of just going full on nuts on them thats g.o.c,s job

[tight ermine]

You're so epic for that

[tight ermine]

I smell a high-capacity magazine (and so will everyone in a 20ft radius of you)

[tame hollow]

I smell onion rings

[tight ermine]

You're having a stroke

Wait was that onion rings

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1081203387128881162/1110866651483734077/caption.gif

[tight ermine]

That was the other possibility

[tame hollow]

I had 2 croissants for breakfast, a protein shake before workout 2h ago and now my final meal for the day

[glacial nymph]

IM BUYING THIS THING

WHERE

[tight ermine]

It looks SICK

Just need the decal

[bold jasper]

union ring

they're unionizing against the fries

[tame hollow]

I think they should work hand in hand with bbq sauce

[plush bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-cat-silly-gif-18412871428528214483

[lunar siren]

Onion rings are overrated I swear they tasted better when I was a kid

[pseudo ivy]

Depends on the brand and type of batter smh

[tame hollow]

i wanna make texan onion rings once

[still aurora]

Yo

https://tenor.com/view/hey-it-been-a-while-gojo-gif-5354337229030038578

[tame hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgDgmxXk3QU

[fallow kite]

That's one knight with shogun.

[cinder sapphire]

8 plus pings here

My god

I know how you feel now @meager slate

[tame hollow]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@weak veldt

[cinder sapphire]

Pretto constantly gets it

[sleek estuary]

fuck i want to make this now

[tame hollow]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[tame hollow]

not constantly apparently

[tame hollow]

saaaaame

[cinder sapphire]

I think they get it more than anyone

statistics wise

I am sure it would even out over time but ya

or it should

[worthy mica]

Yo can somebody help me with a problem? Whenever I try to join modded server it says I have been kicked for proxy rejection.what do I do?

Also said suspected alternate account but this is my only one

[gilded timber]

Sounds like you are getting kicked by a third party server plugin, I'd recommend joining their Discord and asking about it there!

[worthy mica]

Ok thanks

[tardy walrus]

yeah ggs, see you on the tv

[abstract robin]

@everyone

[sleek estuary]

keep urself safe :)

ima burn ur house down

im coming to new yokr

[tardy walrus]

bet that

ill drug u and do unspeakable things to u

[tame hollow]

new york you say?

[sleek estuary]

[sleek estuary]

ye

[tame hollow]

that narrows my tracking down

thanks

[tame hollow]

[glacial nymph]

Chat, crazy shit happened

I was sleeping

Then I woke up

But felt like sleeping

[sleek estuary]

wake up.

this isnt real.

you are still sleeping.

the incident was real, you need to wake up

[glacial nymph]

Then guess, I slept and had a dream, when I started dreaming, I knew I was dreaming, I literally said to myself "I'm actually dreaming holy shit" I was able to teleport anywhere I can imagine, I was walking and then I was started getting worried, Because some say there's things you shouldn't do while dreaming, I was anxious until I lost control then I woke up

[pseudo ivy]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[gaunt talon]

Lucid dream

[glacial nymph]

Yeah that word

I felt so good having that experience

I never felt it before

Being in a dream

[tame hollow]

@gilded timber dream

[glacial nymph]

Where you are capable of anything

Flying

Imagining Women

[tame hollow]

talking to women

[glacial nymph]

Yeaaaah

[gilded timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044053532866773052/1253374913453228152/togif.gif

[glacial nymph]

Lucid's dream is always lucid dream

Every night it's lucid dream

[gilded timber]

I don't remember my dreams :(

[glacial nymph]

Lucid dreams

[cinder sapphire]

liar

you are

[glacial nymph]

Liar

[cinder sapphire]

liar you will always be

[tame hollow]

smoking weed has helped me with sleep :D

[glacial nymph]

We all have that one dream keeps repeating time to time

Me for some reason, park and zoo, and some flying objects

[cinder sapphire]

I have a dream where I kill everyone here. Especially the liar known as lucid. Good dream.

[glacial nymph]

Im sure it's a lucid dream

Where you wish you kill everybody

[cinder sapphire]

who knows ;)

[glacial nymph]

Is lucid the CEO of lucid dreams?

"Lucid... For lucid dreams"

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[glacial nymph]

Brand ad commercial

[tame hollow]

havind dreams of murdering people sounds like something you should get checked out with a psychiatrist

[glacial nymph]

My name is Dr. Lucid

And I will tell you how to have lucid dreams

[gilded timber]

Banned for staff impersonation

[cinder sapphire]

it just happens you know

[glacial nymph]

I forgot to add "

🥲

[cinder sapphire]

My name is Lucid. I am a mod. And a liar.

[tame hollow]

there we go

[glacial nymph]

Peak

[gilded timber]

Liar

As everyone knows, Northwood staff never lie

[cinder sapphire]

yes you are

[tame hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044053532866773052/1253374913453228152/togif.gif

[glacial nymph]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Nah that's crazy

[cinder sapphire]

yep

[gilded timber]

It's a fact!!!

[glacial nymph]

Considering human nature, human lies, it's an instincts being used for personal desires and interests

[tame hollow]

NW staff have been caught lying many times

[cinder sapphire]

is lucid even human

[glacial nymph]

NW doesn't lie unless they are humans in the first place

[tame hollow]

I account for 90% of NW lies

[cinder sapphire]

tbh

[gilded timber]

Maybe

[glacial nymph]

NW since doesn't have human staff

[eager wadi]

lucid is an australian mushroom

[glacial nymph]

They don't have human rights

Chat

[eager wadi]

auro...

[cinder sapphire]

true

haha

they lie all the time

[glacial nymph]

Cassie never lies at least

they do what they are built to do...

Spitting informations that can be true or false...

[tough tapir]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tight ermine

[tough tapir]

Cassie never lies

[glacial nymph]

It takes one human to change what we know

[cinder sapphire]

expect when it does

and shows me

[glacial nymph]

Hmm

[tame hollow]

what

[glacial nymph]

Chat are we starting lucid clan now?

[eager wadi]

lies about height a lot

[gaunt talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1274682585531809853.gif?quality=lossless&name=ClassDSmugBeam&size=48

[glacial nymph]

[gaunt talon]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@cinder sapphire

[tame hollow]

I remember the old zabszk wave

[cinder sapphire]

so you admit to being a maid #general-chat message

[tame hollow]

!zabszk

aw

[cinder sapphire]

?

[eager wadi]

!voices

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/761672010341416990/1134926904953159720/unknown-3.png

[tame hollow]

does anyone have the screensot of zabszk

[tough tapir]

cassie lies sometimes

[eager wadi]

type voices for a random selection

[tame hollow]

I havent seen cods in years

!voices

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/761672010341416990/1134926905464852520/kPxn0Se.jpg

[tame hollow]

THERE

[eager wadi]

@earnest citrus

[earnest citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-severance-gif-10989960004915789649

[cinder sapphire]

oh shit

cod is here

[velvet mason]

:o

[cinder sapphire]

how are you cod

[tame hollow]

brother, it has been years since last I saw you

[cinder sapphire]

^

[earnest citrus]

I am alive

[eager wadi]

just somewhere

[earnest citrus]

outside of mortal comprehension

they moved my soul to the blockchain

[cinder sapphire]

oh I am sorry

it has seen better days

[iron scroll]

Its alr its a game i can still enjoy

[tame hollow]

https://youtu.be/sG1USv9b2PQ?si=Q5fftMIMA0S-HLOM&t=172

[iron scroll]

Y’all prefer
Flashlight or laser sight?

[tame hollow]

I misread it the first time

[gaunt talon]

Flashlight

[eager wadi]

not the s word

[tame hollow]

sex

[eager wadi]

exactly

[eager wadi]

Flashlight

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[gilded timber]

This is so disconcerting lol

It's all Lucid

[tawny vapor]

flashlight

[pseudo ivy]

I can relate

[somber raptor]

Holy shit

@gilded timber u got a cult now?

[gilded timber]

Uhhh yeah

[somber raptor]

Damn

[gilded timber]

It all just kinda happened

[tame hollow]

I was the initiator

[eager wadi]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tight ermine

[tame hollow]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@weak veldt

[gaunt talon]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@weak veldt

[meager slate]

Not the word

[tame hollow]

Sexual harassment

[meager slate]

Bad thing

Why are you lucid

Why is nyathan lucid

[tame hollow]

Is that espanol or portuguese

[forest tusk]

portuguese

[eager wadi]

sex

[polar spade]

No Lucid, you're supposed to be a good influence

[strange trellis]

sex

[lethal scroll]

If you recognize this, you get a gold medal

[polar spade]

How could you do this Lucid

[tame hollow]

sex

[eager wadi]

sex

[polar spade]

Why is everyone Lucid?

[tame hollow]

sex

[eager wadi]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[gilded timber]

I honestly don't know

[tame hollow]

!maid

Cooldown

[tame hollow]

Lucid Lucid

[polar spade]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@weak veldt

[meager slate]

Nop

[tame hollow]

Luciduro cancelled sex

[meager slate]

HEY

[tame hollow]

[meager slate]

I am no lucid

[meager slate]

No more sex

[tame hollow]

I cant put it in another words than "see, my gf denies sex "

[eager wadi]

sex

[tight ermine]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[tame hollow]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[hazy notch]

wtf

[pseudo ivy]

Yeahhh

[fallow kite]

Oh

[eager wadi]

lucid army

[unique salmon]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@cinder sapphire

[lethal scroll]

found on youtube

let me go hooman!

or you will face my squeaky wrath!!!!

[lean totem]

sick bug

[oblique basin]

stick bug..

[full pond]

slick bug

[livid parcel]

did nw servers just shit themselves

or is it this crappy dorm internet

[solemn flame]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[dapper stone]

[cloud musk]

depends on the day, sometimes they work and sometimes they dont

[livid parcel]

nvm its the server provider

[cloud musk]

Hiesenberg if he built sentry's instead of cooking

[full pond]

need a teleporter here

[lethal scroll]

The same person

[wide kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/seong-gi-hun-gi-hun-player-456-squid-game-smile-gif-10355222153465358931

[cloud musk]

I like how all of them are using weapons that are actually in the present then engineer here just has a freaking teleporter and a fully automated turret

just for cqc

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cacabrotbrot-cat-kitten-kitten-lick-kitten-paw-gif-17263805443468530457

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gimme-gif-12088602581131152515

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-prisoner-cage-struggle-gif-26295980

[glossy coyote]

No!

[serene coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tube-trapped-cat-trap-gif-24954140

[toxic barn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sniff-gif-26264120

[bold jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-staring-cat-cat-mr-fresh-fresh-gif-4714710619997780774

[past tusk]

BAKA! dattebayo! 😅 👊

[bold jasper]

what

[lethal hatch]

guy is a little rough

[bold jasper]

why are they so chirpy

they're so cool

[lethal hatch]

is there a way to get 100% gpu usage on sl?

[lethal scroll]

Because some bitch is disturbing it

You'd chirp too if some woman was squeezing you

[glossy coyote]

Tell me how I just found an $100 on the floor of my dorm