#general-chat
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@tight ermine wassup i havent been on discord mch
oh dear
Yoooo!
What's up? :D
Been a while
Ya bro, how have u been?
Pretty good 😎
Very busy, but good
How about you?
I waked up early and drinked a pepsi now im good
Quincy 
yo chat
ello
welcome back to the platform :)
Thank u
Yeah understandable
Noemi!!!! How's things?
Cooked up what I asked you about
Took me some time to sync up a couple of audio bits, but got it to work finally
Exciting! :D
Daily Spongdal
!rep
You can give a rep!
!rep @strange trellis
You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!
thank you for the arbitrary internet point
The one thousand one hundred eighty-second daily Spongdal
oh i forgor u could do that
Nathan was goofing with the command and changed it to mention 1 of 4 people at random
I asked to be included
!rep @rancid dome
You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!
Ahhhhh
Wait, it can randomize as well? :O
Of course
I actually only just know this
!maid
@tough tapir
holy shit
15 second cooldown
!maid
@rocky adder
Creature…
!maid
@rocky adder
I love gambling
Woag
Is that cat okay?
Yeah
Also whats with the name quincy?
Bloons TD 6 character
No, no the nathans nemisis
yes that's the average cat sleeping position
I'm @eager wadi's nemesis
the real question would be, does anything get past your bow
Absolutely
I'm corrupt as FUCK
Ohhhhhh
fake quincy
Paypal me $20
lol
Yo no embed perms ):
womp womp dutch boy
@tight ermine
!maid
@weak veldt
so cute
!maid
@rocky adder
why am I giving myself...?!?!?!?!
You maid yourself
!maid
@meager slate

!maid
@cinder sapphire



!maid
@weak veldt
Cone of shame
!maid
@cinder sapphire
That is far too silly
yooo
Cat maid quincy
we can make it 6, right quincy?
Gotta catch 'em all
Nonononononono
He said it Nate
Nuh uh
Gotta catch em all
NOOOOOO
!maid
@meager slate
Please no
rise and shine, you have a 6th member
Russian roulette
!maid
@cinder sapphire
So much for 16% odds
!maid
@tight ermine
welcome to the maids club
😭
I won't bite, don't be afraid
I'll just cure you
Save me Pretto
I'll try my best 🙂
The pestilence has taken another
Poetic
I have antibiotics
Druges
Druges
How drug addiction starts:
New Oreo flavor just dropped
The cream is salted caramel and short bread
208% fat
!maid
@rocky adder
Wahoo
Fellow maid
Yeag
Love how I got pinged at 3 in the morning and the messages that followed were just confusion
Lmao
yaho
the wheel has spoken
Dee
!rep @errant hollow
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
Me
Have you check #1098299774291157043 and #897643267473145866 ?
:D
near half of the caloric value of this shake is from fat
I’d like to give one of those to a Victorian child
Me when I'm
howdy fire
!maid
@rocky adder
Hello
hi!
I love getting summoned lmao
I'm always called
!maid
@cinder sapphire
!maid
@tough tapir
its funny, nathan
!maid
@tough tapir
!maid
@tight ermine
!maid
@meager slate
!maid
@tough tapir
i dont think we should ping mod💀
it is not WE who are mentioning the staff, the function of this command is a randomizer, any person’s ping recorded by Nathan in the command script !maid
what the fuck
roblox
Rainbow Six Siege
!maid
@rocky adder
this funny...
henlo
ciao!
Aren't they silent pings
@weak veldt
God damn it
hah
!maid
@cinder sapphire
wow new maid
yeah
whatever keeps the game alive i guess
!maid
@tight ermine
can i get a sardine sandwich
Of course! Paypal me $30000
what about 1 cent
Tech support must not pay very well
What about I blow up your house
Can i speak with my lawyer first
why? The sandwich would smell
it should be negative that amount
!maid
@rocky adder
Waoh
Northwood trying to add the burning man back in the game
(Impossible)
Personally
!maid
@rocky adder
Personally I don’t want 457
I remember a burning man plug-in a few years ago havent seen anything like it since
I cant do this but i must
Being put in 1v1 sfm tournament against a father and a newbie..
But I’m feedback I get no say lol
(Not really true but I do not care enough the folks who are responsible for such choices know what they’re doing)
!maid
@weak veldt
uhh
Just give him a temporary fire attack that deals 34 after some time and a passive aoe attack that ticks your hp down when you’re near him
Its not that hard
just use bl
@meager slate
Im fighting against s2fm expert in round 3 😭😭
Randomthings aint joking
Alright
Buy patreon and make a suggestion
!wran @strong dune >:(
@rocky adder has wranned mcthemain Reason: >:(
!maid
@tight ermine
I mean hey, competition have no feelings except when you win or lose 
Win prize is 100€
No sfm engine expert is stopping my competition soul
That can buy me 1 fancy meal
How do you get a crosshair like this? https://ibb.co/g4JRkDn
idk if the link is even working
It's like a white dot as a crosshair
Hmm..
should be able to embed now
That right there is a hit marker
Ah. Hmm, I’d assume you’d just go to the workstation and set it up there
Since you can customize it from there
Well I tried but the smallest you can do is 60% and none of the markers look like that
so that just leaves like what? going into the game files and manually setting your hitmarker smaller?
Remember who you are!
Or something else, I might as well get on to take a look 
This is what the expert engine dude did, and i see some chances against him
If i managed to win against best blender users here, then i can do it there
It isn't peak as you make but it looks more democratic than yours
:p
Good quote
I'm sure HD2 fans would vote for it just because of democracy
And that comes to a question
Is democracy an illusion that has been fed to HD2 fans?
Or the true spirit of Democracy got resurrected
ugh
t*
I figured it out
You have to go into the registry.txt in your scpsl game files and manually shrink it
@quiet basin
That makes sense
Will I ever use it over accuracystats? Probs not
@glacial nymph the sfm expert guy noticed he is against me and now he is kind of hopeless too lmfao
Hit him with this trickshot
!maid
@cinder sapphire
has anyone ever encountered a bug where the game itself doesn't freezes but all the players do?
sounds like lag
IT TURNED INTO A KAMIKAZE BUT AT WHAT COST?
!maid
@meager slate
!maid
@tight ermine
Save me Pretto
i'll try
guys if it’s possible to remove the sight in the game itself, well, the one with the white circle in the middle?
The crosshair?
yes
This is the objectively correct one
There is no base-game setting to disable or change the default crosshair
sadly
I just wanted to remove the default sight and install another one using the program, but this is impossible
Cringe third party crosshair software
💀
!maid
@weak veldt
HEEEY
@rocky adder
what
I dare you mfs to try to watch this entire video without pausing once https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXRSi_HkbUs
I thnk it's impossible
!maid
@cinder sapphire
How
is this a new update or plugin?
lol
RP server experience
Plug-in
You can tell by how the Cassie message is
Spacebar after executed before period.
Weird writing

if you killed a mermaid and ate it would it count as meat or seafood
depends which part you eat
Would it count as cannibalism
I can't seem to use the automatic verification command in the console, anyone have any knowledge with it?
I remember the worst time of my life
Was stuck at gold 3 for an entire season
Being diagnosed with uc doesn’t even compare to the pain of being gold 3
!maid
@weak veldt
Oh my, it's you!
Game forcing you to go in
uc?
Ulcerative colitis
damn
Gold 3 is worse🙏
Doom the dark ages looks so fucking PEAK
!maid
@meager slate
real
So blocking words does absolutely nothing
I mean i dont think the word was exactly blocked here?
That says trump's
You blocked the word trump
Strongly recommend you make the switch
That's not how regex works
Its Twitter man
Leave while you still can
All those platforms smell bad :(
move to bluesky, follow scpsl 💪
Where is
anybody know why everytime i try to join a non official modded server it kicks me for vpn?
i don't even have vpn (as far as im aware)
!maid
@weak veldt
!maid
@rocky adder
this command is too tempting
!maid
@cinder sapphire
omg hi!
Hello
ah so sorry
I just made sure to do something even more important
liking all the foodposts
I am going to quickly go to the kitchen now 😭
moreso me setting out to eat and having done other stuff till now, now my tastebuds were like imagining things
LIAR
what?
You didnt like my food posts
🗿
wth I swear I double clicked everywhere
maybe the web app thought I quadruple clicked or smth 😭
can i know why i really got banned because i closed a door on a teammate so i can save my own? i get it but he was just mad i survided longer. i wasnt just gonna die. and a month for this(me trying to survive)is insane
on memeSCP btw
This is not the server discord
This is the game discord
If it is not official server or a official game ban than ya
Go to that discord server
ok damn i confused it
Some servers use plugins to block vpns, I'd advise double checking the kick message for instructions!
If you can't find any try joining their discord for support
nelson
@meager slate pills
This would have been nice for comp tf2 6 years ago
Who actually uses teamspeak? I know back in the day it was lower latency than discord
reminds me of a certain quote of yours @meager slate
;)
shush
!stab 968136198709207080
seekdoorsofficial.#0 has been muted in this server.
haha
taco bell
Don't block maga, just point and laugh at those who center their entire lives around politics
Truly laughable behavior
you are laughing, he can't stand up and you are laughing
hopefully john northwood will finally see how increadibly confusing it is for first time players when they do this stream.
what's confusing
I cant help him, i can only witness the tragedy that being put upon him
And laugh
wyvern testicles
Fire🔥
No fire
Huh
@rugged valve fard
@ruby cobalt Fard eater
they also increased their prices again
Even more incentive to...sail the seven seas
good morning chat
gamers
@silk trail what have you done.
#scp-discussion is uninhabitable now. You made it impossible to type in
Channel ruined forever
Hubert. Surface update when?
i'll do it again but i'll say that 096 needs no changes
@silk trail ain't no way you're in the Defend The Train discord server 
I like that game
It's a silly game

tbh i'm in that server for rblxware lmao 😭
i should play defend the train at some point how good is it
THATS RIGHT!, YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN!!!, YOU BALLSACK BITCH!!!!
I didn’t know helldivers 2 got a first person update
Not sure how I feel about chargers being buffed so much but ok
man i loved shooting his ballsacks
it was like hterapy
i dont fucking care about its pronouns if its dead
this thing caused me way too much anguish
him her whatever as long as she dies faster
This is what happens when a Salmon is horny
They become a fucking subnautica monster
Go unhorny the fish then
Why fish horny
survival of their genetic genes to pass down to the next generation of Salmon.
T
In a week
Subnautica mentioned!!? I love unlocking fear of water through a game!! 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥
Yep, definitely seems like a SLJ move
.
Vin diesel has a hair now...
Nvidia pushing 50 Amperes through a 3mm cable then being surprised it catches on fire regularly
@somber raptor psst, where am I supposed to report, a certain person that needs to be banned from the game entirely
A cheater? Just report them to the server you found them in and they'll deal with reporting to NW
Cheater? Oh boy even worse I'm telling you
It's something to do with uhhh discord most common things happens that is illegal
And the person do play SL so
hello, i have rtx4080 and i have a lot of lags!!! can u fix it?
I never had rtx4080
Maybe because you didn't plug your GPU in the right place
It happens
no
Are you sure that you PC reads it
yeah
install drivers
Is it all updated?
I have a RTX 3080, and I check the Nvidia app every day, like 3 times a day to see if a update dropped
Same with the windows uodates
It's always recommended to keep stuff updated to maintain stableness
Not-fully-plugged-in 12VHPWR connector 
Ayo?
crunchy
What the fuck happened to that connector
50 amperes happened
I ate it 
Why did you eated the connector
Salty
Greeting gooners! 😼
Goon morning
yeah those connectors have a tendency to catch on fire when not fully inserted
if that shit is not plugged in correctly it's gonna melt in something like 15 seconds
I love burning down houses from incorrectly plugged in pc connectors 🥰

Yeah im fucked in ass
Thought that was springtraps foot from FNAF 3 for one moment
!rep @orchid kraken
You have just given @orchid kraken a reputation point!
Are we now
@meager slate
Now what
!rep @gaunt talon
You have just given @gaunt talon a reputation point!
Fucked in ass 😊
What level can I send pictures
10
Okay thx 😣
!rep @orchid kraken
You have just given @orchid kraken a reputation point!
just chat for a few days and you will get to the safe scp (level 5)
Bars
You can get level 5 in just one day
Doesn't need much xp
Oh ok
i got level 5 in 4 days
but i also talked every day
by talking
You should do like that one guy who used to do "Day [number] of no embed" daily instead of chatting to raise xp
Very effective method, trust
Very effective...
What does rep even do
!maid
@cinder sapphire



!maid
@weak veldt
okay...
what the fuck is JavaScript's problem
- LightTheme has a value of 0
- if LightTheme is 0, do this
- does not work
retarded programming language
oh nvm i'm stupid
fucking equal sign
!maid
@tough tapir
Fuck
!maid
@tough tapir
yooooo
nooooo
don't complain, I have a 50% chance of getting myself
!maid
@tight ermine
!maid
@rocky adder
Tuff
!maid
@tight ermine
wow i got the maid
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Me when programming in c
Mfw = makes an equation true and == checks if an equation is true
What about===
I hate programming, won't ever do it professionally
Programming sucks
You making a game?
No fucking clue
Why not programming in http
!maid
@cinder sapphire
HTTP better
My neck hurts
HTTP ain't even a programming language it's a communication protocol
Psst
Java programmer
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HDMI is my favorite programming language
me or andrew tate
Just plug it in
Display port better
To be fair
Level 0 weirdo
That's it, I'm removing 939
That's not going to stop anyone
!warn 1215613207469887538 Stop talking like that towards 939.
Deserves death
sentenced to 10 minutes of twitter
he did deserve a ban

Deserves to be hit with rocks
Life Twitter sentence
When twitter/redditor joins discord and suddenly everyone has a brain except him
The redditor joined
Rate cable management
The front is looking clean af
Pretty neat
I don't imagine how people manage these cables without a good case
With a back section
For cables
!rep @foggy coyote
You have just given @foggy coyote a reputation point!
How could they
Northwood employee farming reps
1984
Why does this even exist
I'm sure that there are only like 10 people who use this feature
recently
Lego breaking sfx
Daily Spongdal
Yippee
Yopppee
Misinformation
What?
Where is that
hi
Hi
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
FALSE!
?
The chairs and shit
What no. I just found it ingame
I know bruh 😭
I'm just telling like, the way how the props are just in a single place and close to a wall makes me think there was supposed to be a camera looking towards them
oh ok
Therefore making a new main menu background
Specially with that light shining and shit
Looks like it was where those people were receiving the radio transmissions and stuff
Send it in #scp-discussion
ok
I think there will be more people willing to discuss in there rather than in general
huh
being a sand eater is so good
I hate eating sand
This might need to be cropped into a square
Discord doesn't really like non-square stickers because they are annoying

why i cant make a ticket? pls help me with scp sl tech support
for what?
!maid
@weak veldt
hi!
hi!
Well
We got banned
My server got banned
We did another one from scratch
Got banned again
For no reason
then I'm sorry, I will not help, not a Northwood employee
why ticket is not openning??
Hi there, we are full at the moment. Please try again later.
hi lazar
oh ok
Hello?
how are you?
I can send it in #media-posts
The reason should be explained in your servers console. See if it says anything
A sticker version of the class d up there
Well
You should’ve also received an email I think
We received
🤑
But it dosnt make sense yk
Why?
Lemme explain why the first server was banned
We had a co owner
And he spoke some bad words
Everything should be explained in the email.
We are not connected with the verification department and are unable to help. So please do not make a ticket
I thought you had an issue on your end that was denying verification
No need to explain this further
it was necessary to start with this reason! okay, I don't blame you, sorry
So wth am I supposed to do
I guess remove him and email them telling he is not on the Staff team?
Or email asking for clarification
We did that
I do not understand
We removed him on the same day
I cannot assist further as I’ve said. You’re gonna have to ask verification via email

Okay I guess
Bet 😎
!maid
@tough tapir
!maid
@tough tapir
This confirms it
Boo
@exotic arch Did they fixed ping problem
!maid
@rocky adder
!maid
@cinder sapphire
where can I ask for technical support specifically making a dedicated server ? I made it work but only for my network, any other network is unable to join without using hamachi etc,
im not sure if tech support does that but you can read through #technical-support
i can also recommend this guide from the sl wiki https://en.scpslgame.com/index.php?title=Guide:Hosting_a_server
Hamachi 
lysol...
Reminds me of setting up MC servers in 2014
something became familiar...
Same exact reminder
i see you in canada 2 🌹
oooh
yeah i was there, vacuuming rn and prob hopping back on
since my beloved canada 1 is dead
What's the gun the new revolver is based on
shotgun?
Tatarus Raging Judge
Yes
If I wasn’t Canadian I’d totally collect SL guns
second Canada died yesterday, today it’s already normal
My country bans certain Nerf guns, let alone actual guns
I have a fiato car (this is a reference)
Thighs. ....
…a pillow? yes you should. else neck pain
Furry thighs....
poor person
yo calm it
valid
Kill em
:(
Sometimes sleeping on the floor just goes harder
Yikes
I’m going back to scp discussion hell nah
I did NOT say that
Yea, good idea
idk if i should delete this or 😭
Leave it
I SWEAR i wanted to add IT to end
I say mod abuse is always the correct option
but wumpus hung himself…
Have an open mind
NAUR
Why is this the first thing I see upon opening this chat
Have a closed mind but leave the door opened a little so you don’t get scared by the dark
SL Discord general
Because fate decided you should see it
I was born in the darkness
Who's this fate guy
You mean a Fae?
bye lysol…
I’m sorry to leave you alone in this chaos 
Fate sl?
049 left the chat
Im diamond 1
accidentally kills himself with own nade

Im diamond 1
This act has haunted me since 2020
I remember when i threw a nade to the long hall and it bounced back to me
Lvl10
I see
get typing!
Imagine that
i’d suggest posting a lot of memes in https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/472407264700006420 that’s what i did when i joined the server
Good idea actually
You’re an idiot
I was part of a Discord community that died, and I used to share memes there, so I guess I'll share memes here instead
I remember the laggy or soft spectator mode
It couldnt keep up when too much was going on
Or clipped through persons head
You're bad staff;3
no way italian slot available


