general-chat

[snow hound]

idk whats happening but yeah

[somber raptor]

there he is

reunite

[glacial nymph]

WE HAVE 3RD MAID

@somber raptor

Oh man

[gilded timber]

What is going on

[glacial nymph]

Sorry auro, you are on your own

[gilded timber]

Why does Auro have a cult

[somber raptor]

nothing, Lucid the 6th BigBoss

[glacial nymph]

Guess who's 2nd again

[somber raptor]

@glacial nymph forgot the 'I am'

[glacial nymph]

Imagine

We destroyed Auro clan

Without even fighting it

[meager slate]

I

Have no clue

No control over it

I have a fanclub as well apparently

In turkey?

[gilded timber]

This server has officially gone insane

[meager slate]

[glacial nymph]

@orchid kraken rise up

[meager slate]

Being a big boss is hereby illegal

[rancid dome]

:0

[glacial nymph]

Maids has no right to tell me what's right

Or whatever wrong

[meager slate]

And it is enforced by @rancid dome

[rancid dome]

wait wha-

[meager slate]

I dont make the rules pal..

[glacial nymph]

Can I be the 2nd Auro the Maid

[meager slate]

I'm just following orders.

[rancid dome]

@cinder sapphire It's happening!!

[meager slate]

As long as people dont confuse you with me sure

[glacial nymph]

Nah nah I'm intentionally making them confused

Or I will make it clear

Simple

Anyways I had my fun

[meager slate]

Big boss is kill

"no."

[rancid dome]

yup, let's head to work with that

[meager slate]

You're the enforcer

I'm waiting.

[rancid dome]

Technically, you too

so :)

[glacial nymph]

Ain't fair mods making a clan against big boss

[meager slate]

I'll let you handle it

[glacial nymph]

Mod abuse

[rancid dome]

There is no clan going on

[meager slate]

Mod clan

[rancid dome]

oh, that counts?

I see

[meager slate]

We are a clan now

[rancid dome]

I do not consent to joining a clan

I will be resigning

[meager slate]

I shall take the role of the leader

[meager slate]

You may not resign

[rancid dome]

D:

[meager slate]

You signed the contract

[rancid dome]

never read it

it was 10 pages!!

[somber raptor]

that was not unknown

[meager slate]

Thats on you!!

[somber raptor]

🔥

[rancid dome]

It was really long, therefore I can sue you and the court will side with me

[meager slate]

It would take one snap..

[rancid dome]

Oh yeah, we were onto that, werent we

[meager slate]

You cant sue me, its in the contract

[meager slate]

Dew it

[rancid dome]

Doesn't mean anything :)

[rancid dome]

[glacial nymph]

These mods thinks they are over us

[somber raptor]

also we have @willow shoal
how about you join the bigbosses as Noxplis the 6th BigBoss

[glacial nymph]

Laugh at them

[rancid dome]

You first

[meager slate]

Foolish

[glacial nymph]

Try me

: )

[rancid dome]

!rename 967089212438511636

[snow umbra]

Done.

[glacial nymph]

Go to he-

[somber raptor]

damn

[glacial nymph]

THIS IS A CRIME

[meager slate]

Put these foolish ambitions to rest

!rename 1101489941395034172

[snow umbra]

Done.

[rancid dome]

[glacial nymph]

Blocked

[rancid dome]

TheTimelessOne would be so proud

[rancid dome]

ok

[meager slate]

They will remember january 21st

[somber raptor]

TheMaidOne

[meager slate]

Not giving up are we..

!rename 1101489941395034172

[snow umbra]

Done.

[glacial nymph]

Get out of my sight, Maid!

[rancid dome]

luckily, that's not me

[meager slate]

Bad choice, mortal

!stab 967089212438511636

[snow umbra]

the.dclass#0 has been muted in this server.

[somber raptor]

😧

[meager slate]

Let thy death be an example to all

[rancid dome]

Waiting for the DMs to follow

[somber raptor]

mod abuse screenshotted

[polar spade]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[meager slate]

Gotta go

[somber raptor]

😮

[glacial nymph]

Cya

[somber raptor]

bye

[glacial nymph]

@somber raptor we won our first fight

[latent jackal]

Don't get cocky Snake.

[glacial nymph]

You shouldn't say that...

[high hinge]

🤔

[tough tapir]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[full pond]

e

[glass bronze]

e

[full pond]

NOOOO MY FLAMINGO

[full pond]

WEIUHNFIUQHKLDJCHKWER

IS ALL GONE

https://tenor.com/view/crying-gif-13224069

[glass bronze]

Huh

[somber raptor]

remember

[full pond]

i might have accidentally left the server

while trynna leave another

[somber raptor]

if you're shorter than 160cm (5'3") you're shorter than any Rainbow Six operator

if you're taller than 195cm (6'5") you're taller than any Rainbow Six operator

[latent jackal]

Whelp, gotta wait until Christmas to get it back.

[glass bronze]

Good to know fr

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-soldier-falling-team-fortress-2-gif-4930346012844765886

[weak veldt]

why did my PC just turn off...

no need to hint that I have a lot of work

[tough tapir]

Puter said night night

[weak veldt]

i'm having a day...

[orchid kraken]

Ehh

Shit reminds me of this lmfao

Hold on

https://youtu.be/I-sH53vXP2A?si=7cM1fCsV7S7iz0q9

[eager wadi]

No, its just the cognitohazard

[willow shoal]

Nah

[high hinge]

🤔

[lucid wind]

Where can I report bugs?

[gilded timber]

!bugreport

[snow umbra]

https://support.scpslgame.com/bug-report

[random frigate]

i have a question am i allowed to parkour up to the catwalks?

[quick glade]

maybe, but not sure if it was intended for humans

also this would depend on what server

since different servers apply different rules

[gilded timber]

173 is the only one who's intended to be up there, parkouring as a human or another scp might be classified as an exploit

[quick glade]

hmm

so would you get banned from global moderators, or would this only apply to server mods if they want to ban

[gilded timber]

While I doubt you would get a global ban for it, you utilise unintended game features at your own risk

[quick glade]

interesting

[gaunt talon]

I hate eating sand

[gilded timber]

!rename 858454884629479485 Heretic

[snow umbra]

Done.

[glacial nymph]

The amount of how many troll cells mods has

[glass bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254039371955437570/1280437674766766091/attachment-3.gif

[fallow kite]

[left chasm]

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/aladdin-disney-sand-genie-its-everywhere-gif-15651963

[orchid kraken]

He still doing that lmfao?

What a retard

[vital marsh]

Rather dedication

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[solid echo]

H.e commander was dropped on the head as a kid

[tough tapir]

spong

[orchid kraken]

I would consider talking abt him at all here, its forbidden, also just ignore him

[orchid kraken]

Daily Spongdal

[solid echo]

Yearly spongdal

[frigid venture]

@gilded timber you an opp!!!

[empty hearth]

high of -8 today

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-20581738

if i wanted to live in subarctic temperatures i would move to canada

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[foggy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/pukeko-baby-pukeko-bird-big-feet-baby-bird-gif-17348863752699685649

[astral ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/pūkeko-damn-bird-baby-chick-gif-15318900613146393132

[foggy coyote]

fredrick, how could you do such a thing?!

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-miku-luigi-luigi-mangione-mangione-gif-14760931882393958941

[fallow kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1023624439142813807/1309870042787348531/ieIdrPSi.gif

[solid echo]

Jacket in pd3

[full pond]

alright SL players have reached peak stupidity

holy shit

a whole mtf wave missed a 3-X on the floor

[foggy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/lyxocx-lux-seal-screaming-seal-banana-seal-gif-14113207705912223170

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/lyxocx-lux-cute-lick-seal-gif-13574614909027463560

[empty hearth]

lost in the sauce

[mighty lodge]

eat sand

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/tired-sleepy-sleep-good-morning-gif-26931055

[willow shoal]

We have sealed the deal

[tight ermine]

!rep @strange trellis

[snow umbra]

You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!

[strange trellis]

thank you for the arbitrary internet point

[fallow kite]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[fallow kite]

!rep 297264127888457729

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[errant hollow]

I love these guys

[strange trellis]

pukekos are great birds

[fossil oxide]

what are these goobers called

[fossil oxide]

ooh is that the name?

[strange trellis]

yes

[fossil oxide]

[strange trellis]

or more specifically their babies

[fossil oxide]

oh gotcha

[glacial nymph]

What world im living in

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-mgr-metal-gear-gif-7216811852594003147

[somber raptor]

😭 what the fuck is happening now

[glacial nymph]

Crazy

Is it me or every content creator gets exposed

A wolf as a sheep

[somber raptor]

fr

also why the hell does like half of NW have @tame hollow in their friends lists 😭

[runic lichen]

z nuts

[runic lichen]

bro they're only cartoon characters 😭

[glacial nymph]

Exactly

Like

I don't think playing Minecraft or Roblox is a requirement anymore

[strange niche]

The YouTube situation isn't crazy

[odd ember]

Monkey

[gilded timber]

He's a pretty chill guy

And a good cook

[strange niche]

Can confirm

[odd ember]

Pizza

[odd ember]

[cinder sapphire]

joe is awesome that is why

[hazy notch]

old NW member + he's nice

[lunar siren]

Nah whats the vid above

[spring geyser]

Type shit tf is that

[cinder sapphire]

good

it shall be wiped out

the last one is you @lunar siren

[runic lichen]

cleaning

[tough tapir]

wb cacapo

https://tenor.com/view/kakapo-marsiles-dumb-bird-fatsiles-gif-24821079

[cinder sapphire]

shouldnt you be sweeping

innsmouth calling you maidcient

[tough tapir]

I'm home

you sweep

together with mauro

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[cinder sapphire]

that is your job

and auro

the tiny maids

[strange trellis]

also good

but dee is the expert

[smoky lotus]

hi

I'm opening a stream, how can I become a partner streamer?

[simple abyss]

You need to apply, but there are currently no open spots. #1266776162567323820 message

[tame hollow]

I sent most of NW a friend request when I resigned. Been there for just shy of 5 years lmao, so most have known me. Even met a few irl which is kinda nice.

[glacial nymph]

SCP SL Community in Nutshell:

• Maids
• Troll Mods
• Cheaters saying they didn't cheat
• Cheaters publicly say they will bypass
• Big Boss exists smh
• Dee
• Daily Spongal
• Daily free rep
• MLP and Metal Gear Solid Edits
• Joe exists
• Daily Hubert sending capybara
• Lucid is an opp but best mod as well

[tame hollow]

@gilded timber @strange niche @cinder sapphire @hazy notch thanks guys

[strange niche]

[tame hollow]

[glass bronze]

gg

[gaunt talon]

I hate eating sand

[glass bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254039371955437570/1280437674766766091/attachment-3.gif

[gilded timber]

[tame hollow]

My fucking ISP kept fucking with me today. Couldn't log into the landline anymore because of a change in my contract, asked them to bump my speed up. I had to setup an entirely new DSL modem to work with my router so i can use the higher speeds.

I will now reward myself with cheeseburger

[lunar siren]

https://tenor.com/view/stallipiano-gif-26949640

Yall act like i cant change it back

[cinder sapphire]

you got a mention on here @errant hollow

congrats

[tame hollow]

gaping dragon????? I have questions

[somber raptor]

why have you been un-bigboss'd again?

[cinder sapphire]

it is what you think it is

[tame hollow]

[glacial nymph]

Hey that wasn't me

[cinder sapphire]

why have you haha

[somber raptor]

damn

[lunar siren]

@orchid kraken what we gon do boss

[orchid kraken]

idk just be yourself

[glacial nymph]

Ain't fun

[errant hollow]

I'm so famous

[glacial nymph]

That's such a NOXPLIS would say

Amen

🙏

[gaunt talon]

The cult is finally gone

[orchid kraken]

tbh it was fun for like 2 day

thats it

[tame hollow]

🗿

[errant hollow]

What's your question

[orchid kraken]

i never had intentions to ever make it

https://tenor.com/view/fallen-kingdom-death-sad-bye-gif-14977377

[tame hollow]

what's up with the gaping dragon thing

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[somber raptor]

it's not

[strange trellis]

gaping dragon dark soul 1

[cinder sapphire]

you think but it is

[lunar siren]

What if im fond of identity theft

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/gmod-nuke-explosion-gbombs-hbombs-gif-20707125

[tame hollow]

change of plans lads

I got a free dominoes pizza

[rancid dome]

He think he's that one Japanese soldier who thought WW2 was still going on

[cinder sapphire]

haha

ya

[tame hollow]

can anyone tell me whether the sl twitch account has streamed again

[tame hollow]

oh would you look at that

[acoustic moat]

thanks for the money

[tame hollow]

single handedly funding the PR department

yo, when new plushy brother

[orchid kraken]

im mentioned on 5th and 9th point

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[rancid dome]

anyways, since you're the last one...

!rename 1101489941395034172

[snow umbra]

Done.

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/419857659987230744/1327987780462317620/GIF_20250112_140552_931.gif

[somber raptor]

(by the way i have never played Metal Gear Solid nor know who this guy is)

[neon isle]

[somber raptor]

mao mao

[somber raptor]

well back to being Ove R. Watch until i find another silly name

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[tame hollow]

!rep @steep summit

[snow umbra]

You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!

[tame hollow]

[gaunt talon]

!rephubert

[snow umbra]

You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!

[tame hollow]

that thing reminds of the fingers enemy in sons of the forest

[eager wadi]

!rephubert

[snow umbra]

You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!

[cinder sapphire]

what is the weapon that you get off of it from the tail again? @strange trellis

or is there even a weapon from that

[runic lichen]

No zap hosting

[glacial nymph]

Glazer

You should have gave it to me

😎

[steep summit]

mods ban this guy

[eager wadi]

erm

oki dokie

[steep summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1166336095718481991/1322989972101533737/absolutecinema.gif

[tame hollow]

[stark yarrow]

what channel do i go to for help with a server or do i just open a ticket

[eager wadi]

!stab @tame hollow

[runic lichen]

Rip

[steep summit]

no way

[runic lichen]

Hi

[snow umbra]

joseph_1337#0 has been muted in this server.

[cinder sapphire]

joe shall be missed

[full pond]

o7

[runic lichen]

Joe is dead

He got stabbed

[acoustic moat]

who the hell is steve jobs

[runic lichen]

Real

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/that-would-be-your-mother-yo-mama-tf2spy-your-mother-gif-18581256

[runic lichen]

I wanna rep Hubert now

[full pond]

!rephubert

[snow umbra]

You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!

[runic lichen]

Uh oh

🗿🙏

[glass bronze]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 48 minutes, 9 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[glass bronze]

😭

[steep summit]

please unstab my Joe

[runic lichen]

!rep @desert basin

[snow umbra]

You have just given @desert basin a reputation point!

[runic lichen]

NO

[steep summit]

https://imgur.com/a/9vqPNTx

[runic lichen]

WRONG PERSOB

[glass bronze]

xdd

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[runic lichen]

I REPED FAKE HUBERT

[bold jasper]

Erm

Banned

[runic lichen]

Hi

[steep summit]

plan k

[runic lichen]

NO

[steep summit]

unstab joe

[runic lichen]

PLA

[cinder sapphire]

you killed joe hubert

[steep summit]

now

[runic lichen]

Fr or not fr

[bold jasper]

I kinda figured Nathan would lol

[full pond]

fr fr

[runic lichen]

Rip

[cinder sapphire]

you getting banned

[bold jasper]

!unstab @tame hollow

[runic lichen]

Nah

[snow umbra]

joseph_1337#0 unmuted in this server.

[runic lichen]

I’m the janitor

I keep site clean

Nobody can ban me

[full pond]

oh yea?

[runic lichen]

Ye

[full pond]

unloads massive dump

clean this

[tame hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290963237071884384/1323746206094065778/image0.gif

[runic lichen]

Are you

[gaunt talon]

Why was he stabbed

[runic lichen]

I mean I clean on site 02

Not here

[full pond]

too bad

[runic lichen]

Too much dirty shit here

[full pond]

get to work

[tame hollow]

@steep summit I hereby invite you to do drugs with me

[runic lichen]

Please give me

[cinder sapphire]

german looks so weird

[tame hollow]

no

[steep summit]

what % THC is that?

[runic lichen]

Why

[tame hollow]

25 iirc

let me check again

[runic lichen]

Bro becoming a dealer

[cinder sapphire]

nice

[runic lichen]

(No joke )

[true sky]

weed

[tame hollow]

I also have another one with this

from portugal

[runic lichen]

Nice user

[tame hollow]

nah, prescription weed

[runic lichen]

Mhm

🗿

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/both-both-both-is-good-tf2-tf2-memes-pootis-engaged-gif-14259018241066600790

[true sky]

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[cinder sapphire]

hell most countries have it legal now as it is

[steep summit]

damn this is just for fun then

i have mine for sleep

more balanced with CBD

[true sky]

In our what

[tame hollow]

Mine is for sleep as well

[true sky]

Scp sl discord server on teamspeak?

[steep summit]

Actually my recent one is 1% cbd too

[tame hollow]

the frosted gelato makes me reeaaaally relaxed and I was finally able to get a thorough sleep

[runic lichen]

T

Kenekekekeekekkekee

[tame hollow]

the medellin (near 30%) was not as strong

when I finish this batch, I'll probbaly try gorilla glue

that strain seems to be VERY good for sleep

[steep summit]

this is the one I got

[runic lichen]

!jail @tame hollow

[tame hollow]

18% THC

[stark yarrow]

quick question. in the config file, is online_mode the setting that makes it visible to the list

[tame hollow]

nice

[gaunt talon]

Why are you this evil

[tame hollow]

MAN YOU HAVE 15G???

[steep summit]

my prevoius one was 5%/5%

[tame hollow]

i only got 5 per strain

[runic lichen]

ik

[steep summit]

I use less than 0.1g of the new one for sleep

[runic lichen]

!ban

[steep summit]

because the 5/5 was sufficient already

[full pond]

!clean @runic lichen

[tame hollow]

I had to pay for mine

even tho it was prescription

[gaunt talon]

!wran @runic lichen evil

[snow umbra]

@gaunt talon has wranned drklane Reason: evil

[tame hollow]

[orchid kraken]

HUBERT!!! WHERE ARE THE NEW ART
I WILL BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF SITE 02!!!!

[tame hollow]

I mean, with 10g's ill probably last a few months

[steep summit]

mine will last for like half a year

[true sky]

meth

[runic lichen]

🤓

[steep summit]

since i use about 0.1 per day

[runic lichen]

pls rework 106

[tame hollow]

I use 0.25 like once a week

because of work

so essentially mostly only weekends

[gaunt talon]

He's not going to add your stuff

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1274682585531809853.gif?quality=lossless&name=ClassDSmugBeam&size=48

[steep summit]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

[steep summit]

not up to me lol

[orchid kraken]

then who lmfao

[full pond]

Artbert

[cinder sapphire]

how dare you not be responsible for every department hubert

[full pond]

wait

Hubart Michaelangelo

[orchid kraken]

the funny

[steep summit]

can you buy it without a prescription?

in Germany?

[tame hollow]

no

but you can home grow

you can only buy it with a prescription from a pharmacy

[cinder sapphire]

damn

[tame hollow]

but getting a prescription is piss easy today

[cinder sapphire]

I would imagine you could in german

[tame hollow]

most docs do online prescription already

so you can get them within an hour

hahah

[cinder sapphire]

but still

I would imagine german would not require that

[steep summit]

They made it harder in Poland recently. Previously you could just buy it online and they'd give it to anyone who claims to have symptoms that are somewhat related to stress, anxiety or sleep. Now they require "in-person evaluation of a doctor".

[cinder sapphire]

for some reason

[tame hollow]

they changed the law just last year

so its quite nice

[cinder sapphire]

for some reason I thought germany and most of the eu would not require for med use only tho

[strange niche]

I am in PAIN

[tough tapir]

Was decriminalized last year in Germany

[cinder sapphire]

wtf

I thought you guys had it legal long before the states

[tough tapir]

Central Europe doesn't care much tho

Technically illegal but cops won't care unless you cause smth

[fallow kite]

May be something with regulations

[cinder sapphire]

I mean that is technically still illegal tho

[tough tapir]

Or you make an illegal farm which becomes obvious in winter

[cinder sapphire]

most of the states that still have illegal dont care as well

[tough tapir]

Snow melting on rooftops due to heat

[steep summit]

"illegal" versus "not prosecuted"

[tough tapir]

^

[gilded timber]

For technical questions or help open a ticket in #technical-support!
For abuse reports, send an email to:
[e-mail]

[stark yarrow]

thanks

[cinder sapphire]

because of the ones that do

[gilded timber]

Happy to help

[cinder sapphire]

hell IL and most of the states have fully legal it

[tough tapir]

Colorado

[full pond]

sometimes life just hits hard

[strange niche]

This run is making me suffer I swear to god

[cinder sapphire]

hell chicago have a distant amount of dispensary nowadays

[strange niche]

Rain World is bullshit in its own special way

but this run

it's testing me

[tough tapir]

There's supposed to be "clubs" that are allowed to give up to 50g I think it was, per month per person

But I haven't heard of any till now

[cinder sapphire]

still it is crazy to me

[tough tapir]

Can grow up to 3 plants in a household too

[cinder sapphire]

I thought eu had it legal throughout it more

[tough tapir]

Should you want to

[cinder sapphire]

fully legal

[tough tapir]

Nah, we're not Netherlands

[cinder sapphire]

you say that but usa or most of the country legalizaed it

and I mean

not only for med use only

the usa

[tough tapir]

Yeah nah Europe is taking it slow in that regard

Tho black market still thrives

[cinder sapphire]

I remember a couple years ago while you have any bit of that in here and ya

it just crazy to me

haha

war on drugs and all

[somber raptor]

so

from 1 to 10 how much is JavaScript gonna make me want to end myself?

[tough tapir]

11

[tough tapir]

Obamna

[cinder sapphire]

bush you mean

hell you could argue it was more nixon but long long before my time

[tough tapir]

But fella, you're 30 years old

[cinder sapphire]

stfu

[tough tapir]

[weak veldt]

good evening chat

[still wigeon]

[somber raptor]

damn

[strange trellis]

dragon king greataxe

the one with the big funny AoE

[tawny carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-gif-12253442062695531197

[strange trellis]

really fun in low level invasions

[cinder sapphire]

oh ya

that one

[bold talon]

I really wanna play the first RDR again after over a decade :(

[strange trellis]

the aoe is so stupid in tight corridors

like in the area you get it when i think about it lol

and sens

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/falls-rdr1-dutch-gif-18442528

[mighty lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/attack-on-titan-aot-crawl-gif-14785445

[errant hollow]

Dragon king greataxw

[errant hollow]

What about my nuts

[runic lichen]

UH

IDK

[strange trellis]

he's jealous probably

[runic lichen]

nuh

[strange trellis]

yup

[lunar siren]

[runic lichen]

sorry but i sexually identify as an attack helicopter and a mop at the same time so i can't really be jealous abt nuts yk

[strange trellis]

nuts are tasty though

I LOVE NUTS!!!

[runic lichen]

e

@dull ferry

[runic lichen]

nus

[hot zephyr]

Especially when they are salty.

[somber raptor]

We bought a pack of napthalene to keep our cat from pissing on the couch and she just doesn't give a shit

[somber raptor]

She was rubbing herself all over the pack of napthalene 😭

[strange trellis]

of course she doesnt give a shit, she's literally pissing

[serene coyote]

Are u saying "cat"?

Cat.

[somber raptor]

Yes

[mighty lodge]

fucking hell so much fucking "digital artists" dming me later with this shit

im convinced this is a scam

[somber raptor]

This is the face my other cat made when i brought the thing next to his nose

[gilded timber]

It's a semi common one!
Ignore, block and report them to the server staff

[fossil wasp]

just block

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-mad-caseoh-angry-caseoh-banned-get-out-go-away-gif-8419228579553039351

[serene coyote]

I love wtite messages like u

Discord mods core

[gilded timber]

Could you elaborate?

[keen sentinel]

wrong server

[gilded timber]

All good

[fossil wasp]

what does this even mean 😭

[serene coyote]

Wow, this is clearly not a pleasant situation! I would recommend doing the following:

1. Click on the user and send the report for spam for review by the discord staff.
2. Be sure to block a suspicious user, try to warn your friends about this identity if they mess with them on the mutual server.
3. Inform the free moderator of the one of mutual discord server about this user.

Ready! You have secured yourself and contributed to the possible subsequent consequences for this user.

Like this

i like to wtite big texts

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/spray-bottle-cat-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-meme-tiktok-gif-25591053

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cute-kitten-cutecat-gif-25810046

[mighty lodge]

im so smart

[weak veldt]

good job

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-funny-peanut-funny-roblox-avatar-funny-avatar-gif-13403061087962451030

[weak veldt]

nooo, peanut

[stray blade]

E

[solid echo]

Aw man thats soft

I got gore from h.e robot

[icy flume]

that shit happened to me twice last year

Both were weird interactions

[icy flume]

Mr nutty

[cinder sapphire]

that is it

getting my gun

[turbid estuary]

my pc wants to go to space every time I look at peanut's tantrum lol

[somber raptor]

JavaScript gonna make me wanna hang myself

[turbid estuary]

Billions of deaths on Earth and we're the only planet with JavaScript

[lofty star]

yo guys just asking but is steam down?

[acoustic moat]

likely

it is a tuesday

[meager slate]

Steam goes down every midnight GMT+1

For a little while

[tame hollow]

Wrong

Its wednesday my dudes

[eager wadi]

wednesday real

tuesday fake

[tame hollow]

reeeaaal

[pseudo ivy]

Woag

[jolly arrow]

How do you know that? What if there is another planet with JavaScript

[fallow kite]

[gaunt river]

Is that just an emote or what?

This shit is so funny to me

[fluid zealot]

where can i report a translation issue?

[gaunt river]

What getting off of Discord for 30 minutes and exercising does to a mf

[simple abyss]

Hi, please DM it to me and I'll forward it to the appropriate translation team member.

[lethal scroll]

One thing I genuinely hate about Half-life, Power Up
It's not a bad chapter, it's just placed in a bad location

You fight the giant fucking tentacles, one giant monster

Then you fight the Gargantua

Another giant monster

[strange niche]

it's quite a slow chapter

[fluid zealot]

sent

[crisp vale]

half life's approaches to fighting giant monsters is interesting

the giant monsters never really are creatures to fight directly, they're more part of the set dressing than a boss battle

you always go around them to do something which defeats them

[fallow kite]

power up, on a rail, and blast pit are my least favorite chapters to replay lol

[solemn flame]

i loved the gonarch boss fight in black mesa

[forest field]

The BM soundtrack is still the GOAT for me

[upbeat tendon]

yo can I just ask are we ever getting some more scps that can spawn normally forever cough cough 3114 cough cough?

genuine question

cmon I know someone knows

[fallow kite]

BM is great

[empty hearth]

bowel movement

[forest field]

After 15 years in development, hopefully it will be worth the wait

[fallow kite]

would you rather have no bad mannering?

[full pond]

on a rail is just

🤮

[dry atlas]

I FUCKING GATE SQUIRRELS

[polar spade]

Why the hell are you gating squirrels?

Let them go

[dry atlas]

hate

mb

[full pond]

why do you hate asterisks?

[pseudo ivy]

who wouldn't smh

[dry atlas]

squirrel

explosion

simulator

😃

[round shoal]

Nuh uh

[full pond]

no you

[merry current]

In the back of the throat there is a microchip

[pseudo ivy]

Nooooo

[lethal scroll]

Say hello to Legsy, and his brother, Holey
They are fucking ugly
Nobody loves them
They are fucking abominations

[light willow]

hi people

[forest field]

Legsy can 100% go fuck himself, but Holey looks like he'd be a nice guy once you get to know him

[minor lagoon]

I would put another hole through Holey

[glacial nymph]

Hi Ancient

[trim sinew]

mm

[tough tapir]

Hoi

[glass bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254039371955437570/1280437674766766091/attachment-3.gif

[glacial nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[glacial nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/sancho-sancho-limbus-sancho-canto-7-canto-7-canto-7-limbus-gif-14334152630275618064

[glass bronze]

[full pond]

[tawny carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/furina-absolute-cinema-the-peak-peak-gif-14908252554714963116

[south dock]

https://tenor.com/view/transitions-kinemaster-black-guy-suit-tiktok-gif-25279479

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[south dock]

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-dancing-despair-gif-10936523928010112006

[meager slate]

You

[glacial nymph]

Why you dancing

[meager slate]

Me

[meager slate]

Its him!

[tough tapir]

Skrunk

[meager slate]

[lethal scroll]

Bout how many drugs do y'all think they must've been on?

[trim sinew]

few kilos

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/anby-burguer-gif-819400577555375359

[meager slate]

[tough tapir]

[meager slate]

Dropkicka you

Boila you headda

Like egga

[meager slate]

There is no cinema

Stop it

[glacial nymph]

Ok sorry

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[glacial nymph]

Don't blame me I'm at school

Bored asf

[glacial nymph]

Neverrrrrr

We are not even studying

The teacher didn't come

The gang behind me are absolutely laughing for no reason

[tough tapir]

Can't kicka me

too smol

Flicka u away

[strange niche]

It is the anniversary, wahstinious

[strange trellis]

I am aware

happy birthday btw

[strange niche]

thanks

[strange trellis]

4 years since The Incident

[tough tapir]

'' peeler incident

[strange niche]

It was funny

[tough tapir]

take the moon

[strange trellis]

you could say it
changed the server

[meager slate]

[strange niche]

Fortunately nature is healing

[meager slate]

[strange niche]

The consequences on what the fuck happened have mostly faded

[strange trellis]

true

[strange niche]

Funny as all fuck, never again

[strange trellis]

funniest part is probably the fact it happened when this server was at its height of activity

[strange niche]

In all honestly it should never have gotten that far

especially since we managed to complete the damn game with every ending

[strange trellis]

and you started on a 3d remake

[glacial nymph]

Hoppy Borthday

🔥

[strange niche]

oh god that project

yeah I decided to quietly abandon it because the community was... ehhhhh

wasn't comfortable with it

[strange trellis]

yeah

not that surprising though

[somber raptor]

yay just made a working sidebar with JS

[strange niche]

I've since replaced that gap of autism with Rain World so

[strange trellis]

hubert joining their discord was funny as shit though

[strange trellis]

mine is dark souls

[strange niche]

I have a summary video on the Incident but I can't post it here for obvious reasons

[strange trellis]

same reason I cant post The Image

[strange niche]

Objects of such greatness they can only be referred to as "The" _ _ _ _

[strange trellis]

don't forget The Great Stabbing (that i somehow survived)

[strange niche]

Hi Nathan

[strange trellis]

nothing going on here

[meager slate]

We can make it happen

[strange trellis]

oh and who could forget our main man

Tom Cruise Furry

[strange niche]

Or Barack and Michelle Obama against Arnold Schwarzenegger

Why did we dub it

[strange trellis]

no idea

[strange niche]

in memory of the Fallen

[strange trellis]

so many people who aren't active anymore

[somber raptor]

backend gonna make me wanna kms so much

[strange trellis]

still not over the fact I didn't get stabbed despite spamming changed stuff the most

[strange niche]

this wasn't even the entire list

[somber raptor]

average day in London

[strange trellis]

yeah lol

[somber raptor]

Spotify Ranked mode gonna be 🔥

[strange niche]

Look on the bright side, we're the reason rule 7 was changed

[strange trellis]

indeed

changed indeed

[tough tapir]

dark times

[glacial nymph]

Duuuuuude

What you do if a girl keep giving you signs

But you are Ryan gosling

[strange trellis]

ryan her goslings

[gilded timber]

Be yourself (Not Ryan Gosling), strike up a conversation and see where it goes!

Good luck

[glacial nymph]

The issue is I'm not interested in her

She has too many red flags

I've met many women who are better than her physically and in personality

[silent wasp]

I don’t think he is ok

https://tenor.com/view/the-only-thing-i-know-for-real-sam-samuel-rodriguez-gif-25842814

Stabbed whole server

[gilded timber]

Then be polite, and if she asks just tell her the truth

[gilded timber]

Maybe don't mention this part

[tough tapir]

You keep driving

[glacial nymph]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Just making a point

That I'm not actually a Ryan gosling

I only Ryan her gosling

And then I drive

[near stirrup]

What this's mean?

I still don't understand what this picture means

[glacial nymph]

Absolute Cinema = Peak

[near stirrup]

What does the raised hands mean?

[near stirrup]

Unique art, sitting on a chair and raising both hands, the style changes to black and white, it is "peak"?

[glacial nymph]

_(

Absolute Cinema

Bruh

\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/

[orchid kraken]

what even happened

[strange trellis]

The Incident happened

[gaunt talon]

Evil man stabbed everyone

[strange trellis]

pretty sure we were the evil ones in that situation

[orchid kraken]

i survived that

[glacial nymph]

Red Spy roleplay?

[tough tapir]

mhm

[idle shard]

damn that was forever ago

[strange niche]

Your honour, it was for the funny

[strange niche]

Anyways have this incredible GitHub issue

The wonderful thing about codebases that have been developed for years by hundreds of different people is when two systems start to conflict

Leading to... This

[glacial nymph]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[glacial nymph]

[gaunt talon]

!rep @rigid locust

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rigid locust a reputation point!

[forest crypt]

hi

[gilded timber]

Hi!

[glacial nymph]

!rep @gilded timber

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gilded timber a reputation point!

[glacial nymph]

My favorite mod

And definitely not noemi

And def not bribing you

[mighty lodge]

Sosal?

[rigid locust]

!rep @gaunt talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gaunt talon a reputation point!

[rigid locust]

[gaunt talon]

Yes

[glass bronze]

Sand

Sand Best food

[gaunt talon]

Sand worst food

[simple sluice]

Dude mark is so creepy

Mark keeps pliers in his pocket all the time

So weird

[quick glade]

what if pliers keeps mark in his pocket 😱

[bold jasper]

help

[gilded timber]

Oof

Good luck

[bold jasper]

Cars been warming up for about 10 minutes now and I've just gotten past the point where I can't see my own breath anymore

[glacial nymph]

Can you see air?

0²?

C0²?

[glass bronze]

Hmm

[glacial nymph]

Sand?

[bold jasper]

Thank God I don't work outside dude

[tough tapir]

funny units or °C

[runic lichen]

t

[runic lichen]

amnesia ❤️

[weak veldt]

absolute cinema

[runic lichen]

ye

i got banned on a furry server for saying "i sexually identify as an agressive wifi bar"

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-stormtrooper-sand-playing-in-sand-beach-gif-17569243

[runic lichen]

CERTIFIED EXILED GRAMMAR MISTAKE MOMENT

[weak veldt]

hahahha

[glass bronze]

welcome to sl

[runic lichen]

real

[runic lichen]

but they took it personally i think

[glass bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254039371955437570/1280437674766766091/attachment-3.gif

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[runic lichen]

real

[runic lichen]

daily vamos bonfire spongdal :

[weak veldt]

well, it happens, but it’s kind of funny. What offended them so much?

[runic lichen]

idk

a friend of mine said :

"i sexually identify as a wallmart bag" and got timed out

and i'm not joking

[weak veldt]

this is very funny of them

[runic lichen]

real

it was on a VRChat server

called "snuggle me" 💀

i was kinda here to troll them

[rocky adder]

Hello chat

[runic lichen]

e

[somber raptor]

who needs sniper rifles...

[weak veldt]

well, touchy people make it clear that they are like that
I don’t see the point in punishing a joke with sexual identification, honestly

[runic lichen]

same

[weak veldt]

I identify sexually as a closed road in Florence 🌹

[fresh bridge]

I sexually identify as spongdal, Norway

[runic lichen]

👌

[runic lichen]

Real

[weak veldt]

I know
but it’s just that people here have been covering the roads for several days now

[runic lichen]

real 🙏

[weak veldt]

well at least it's warm

i'm very happy

[mighty lodge]

eat sand

eat sand

youll eat sand

[glass bronze]

sand best food

[gaunt talon]

Sand worst food

[glass bronze]

BEST FOOD

[gaunt talon]

Worst

[glass bronze]

😭

[weak veldt]

[runic lichen]

sometimes

i dream abr cheese

abt

[mighty lodge]

I fucking despise cheese

Because I hate milk

[runic lichen]

bro this is HL2 ref

[mighty lodge]

I don't remember a line in hl2 about dreaming about cheese

[runic lichen]

it's a citizen voiceline

[orchid kraken]

Is the tournament even worth it💔

[bold talon]

Mogging cat

[runic lichen]

yep

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-kittens-sleep-cuddles-gif-16342074

[iron scroll]

Is the Goc gonna be added

[iron scroll]

Ill take it as a yes

[mighty lodge]

eat sand

[mighty lodge]

no

isnt their whole thing is that they terminate scps

thatd be boring

[solemn flame]

Well the mtf kinda play like how the GOC would already

Really if you renamed them to GOC it would already feel accurate imo

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[tame hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/509325021819305994/928606209517445120/image0-4.gif

[gaunt talon]

Never

[pseudo ivy]

But it's tasty

[tame hollow]

boron sand

[scarlet crescent]

yo wtf why am I globally banned

[solemn flame]

!appeal

Grah

[scarlet crescent]

I made an alt acc to have fun with soundpad (not in a micspamming kind of way)

[solemn flame]

What’s the command

[scarlet crescent]

mate I JUST made an alt account

[solemn flame]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[scarlet crescent]

no bro you dont understand

I JUST made

another account

on steam

as an ALT

[solemn flame]

That means your device is probably banned

Idk

[scarlet crescent]

my device?

huh??

why

I am not banned on main account as far as I know