general-chat

[wary swan]

[visual acorn]

Sounds like a disaster

[visual acorn]

28 mil

[tough tapir]

Not enough

[fading drift]

Nah

[somber raptor]

fym

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/miside-gila-gif-15350547883624744992

[orchid kraken]

yes

me

[gilded timber]

Take a look at #1098299774291157043 and #897643267473145866!
If neither of those solve your issue, open a ticket in #technical-support

[pine warren]

Can’t play SL for like 3 days because my laptop is getting fixed

One of the keyboard metal hinges broke so they gotta replace the entire keyboard

The price of having a portable computer

[fallow kite]

Atm 2% of people can use that, anyone can see them

[fading drift]

Nah bro-

[tough tapir]

what's wrong

[fading drift]

This game is mid 😭

[mighty lodge]

why do u keep posting

ts

[midnight zephyr]

agghh finally someone said it!

[tough tapir]

why not

[solid echo]

Midside

[radiant willow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-pussycat-feline-gif-26001328

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[radiant willow]

😭

[storm bridge]

russian

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/pvz-plants-plants-versus-sombies-zombies-lobotomy-gif-2065540454742678464

[fossil oxide]

is there any way to check a list of the reminders you've created via the CASSIE bot?

[gilded timber]

!reminder list

[fossil oxide]

thanks!

[fossil oxide]

also is there a way to delete one? XD

[radiant willow]

https://tenor.com/view/мы-делаем-небольшой-троллинг-мы-делаем-небольшой-троллинг-gif-12441089412809511122

[gilded timber]

!reminder remove [id]

[fossil oxide]

awesome, thanks!

[gilded timber]

No problem

[lethal scroll]

Kelvin I swear to god, do the job I gave you, or I will PLUNGE THIS AXE INTO YOUR FACE

[spring geyser]

[ruby crystal]

Wrong channel

[manic maple]

Any american here?

[high hinge]

🤔

[glass ivy]

hi!

im new to the game

i remembered it existed and i went on steam

mfw it was free to play

its downloading

i dont know much about the game itself

[livid flare]

@worldly bronze

[glass ivy]

i know its an scp multiplayer game

[glass ivy]

and im very much familiar with the scp universe

[glass ivy]

Hello!

ill come back when it finishes downloading

im gonna take a bath

can someone explzin the game to me?

[shrewd gull]

there’s pretty much three factions the SCPs, foundation and insurgency

the escape roles have to escape while the militant roles help the escape roles and kill the SCPs

[glass ivy]

No way you can play as SCPs 👀

No fckin way

[shrewd gull]

yep there’s a few playable SCPs

[glass ivy]

Holy shit

[shrewd gull]

with more to come in the distant future

[glass ivy]

I can swear here right?

[shrewd gull]

Yes you can swear

[glass ivy]

Kk

Bro I had heard about the game but I forgot about it, my face when I remembered, went to steam, remembered that like 90% of SCP games are free because epic devs and copyright issues with the wiki, realized the game was free and INSTANTLY pressed play game

[high hinge]

😋

[shrewd gull]

SL is definitely an S Tier among the SCP related games

[glass ivy]

I've heard so

What SCPs can you play as?

[shrewd gull]

173, 939, 079, 096, 106, and 049

with event exclusives such as 3114 and 1507

[glass ivy]

Cool

What do you do as the computer guy

Close doors?

Annoy people?

[shrewd gull]

Pretty much

It’s the support class for the SCP team

[livid flare]

@worldly bronze

[cobalt ginkgo]

I have an question, how to get the server host role ?

[summer robin]

Hi chat

[true sky]

why bro became EVIL

[gilded timber]

!hostrole in your server console!!

[cobalt ginkgo]

thanks that worked

[somber raptor]

am i the only one who thinks Chaos look like they got the wrong size for their vest?

shit's small 💀

it looks like it's too tight

[light lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156047027331932160/1311241236333461524/Tumblr_l_223393742807579.gif

[gilded timber]

No problem!

[lyric shuttle]

eat it

[plucky wigeon]

Neo metal solos scp sl verse

[warped cobalt]

He didn't played the game and already know secrets

[strange trellis]

spy tf2 solos neo metal

[tawny carbon]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[iron scroll]

Whats the next scp

Our group of interest

[mighty lodge]

It's 082

[subtle kraken]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[orchid kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFoOZ4z-_ZA what genre is this even

[still stratus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/356498503847116801/1330254282120757344/xcfhxcfnbmcvhmfmgydm.mp4?ex=678d4f57&is=678bfdd7&hm=53611e7d3c1e422c0f642d8a6835fdec61a0a2f09d71c285f206190d95eab3d0&

[strong dune]

Why are mtfs called ntfs

[fallow kite]

Now make one with beer

[orchid kraken]

mobile task force is the military group
nine tailed fox is their code name

[still stratus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1330275754633728070/ScreenRecording_01-11-2025_22-16-57_1.mov?ex=678d6357&is=678c11d7&hm=383c6e5091295f527497a03a278543b8c1fccd3a3f7dd336fc7e89db9f2db978&

[still stratus]

my favourite military group is DD

[fallow kite]

wtf

[still stratus]

Diamond dogs my beloved

[fallow kite]

🙏 😭

[still stratus]

who are you?

[fallow kite]

idk

[still stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-metal-gear-solid-mgs2-metal-gear-solid-2-snake-gif-13225802252216398615

[fallow kite]

sigma

[still stratus]

you lost friend application privilige requirements

[fallow kite]

D:

😔

[still stratus]

wait

im

not in memezone

why?

how?

how could this happen

[plucky wigeon]

nopeeeee

he resists spy weapon to disable machine

[strange trellis]

doesnt matter

backstabs always deal twice a targets remaining hp

unless we go with mvm logic but even there it deals stupid damage

neo metal is fucking dead

[woven cipher]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1141973161324318801/1227952400409825371/attachment-3.gif

[steady vale]

ip grabber

[mighty lodge]

Who are those the only metal gear game I played was mgr

[lethal scroll]

ya know
when going into this cave, i expected to find cannibals and mutants as this is a forest game afterall
what i did not expect to find was a FUCKING SPACESHIP

[still stratus]

ive only ever mgs5

[woven cipher]

bruh

its just a gif

[iron scroll]

Shut up cassie

[summer robin]

https://tenor.com/view/chat-hello-messages-gif-17199672130626558134

[quaint pilot]

man, i got banned for replying to Hubert😭

[lethal scroll]

TikTok dies in 6 in a half hours
thank fuck

[subtle sundial]

heavy like a brinks truck

[tough tapir]

peeler

[willow wren]

fuck you noxplis silly retard

@green sable

[lethal scroll]

Oh my

[finite gazelle]

imagine if they added a new scp the hype would be insane

[gilded timber]

One day

[finite gazelle]

hopefully man

ive been waiting ages

something like 457 1048 or a special event of 682 would be so w

even scp 035

[broken ember]

Has anybody figured out what the youtube post meant

[gilded timber]

People managed to decipher most of it in #scp-discussion!

[willow wren]

whats the thoughts on brainrot

[empty hearth]

the text section or the graffiti

[broken ember]

i mean the text section

[empty hearth]

nobody has any clue

maybe related to some “crystal” mentioned in echos from the veil but it’s unlikely

[subtle sundial]

i think it adds boxes

[empty hearth]

just a theory

[subtle sundial]

or something

[broken ember]

box update would be pretty sick

[empty hearth]

real

[tawny vapor]

even heavier duty

[icy flume]

i fucking hate this prick!!!

[solemn flame]

TRUE!!

[lethal scroll]

I'm sorry little one

[solemn flame]

sons of the forest mentioned

[icy flume]

wow youre soo crul..

[icy flume]

The carrousel song sent chills down my spine

!!

[fresh bridge]

I think the perfect scp they can add to sl in its current state is 999

I’d fuckin love an ai 999 that just roams around the facility

[lethal scroll]

Beetle posting

[icy flume]

NO!

grrr

[fresh bridge]

Why not?

[icy flume]

useless addition

999 doesnt benefits nor harms anyone

[fresh bridge]

It benefits dopamine

[icy flume]

loud incorrect buzzer

[fresh bridge]

Josie?

Scp 3199 would actually be perfect

[astral ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/giraffa-stag-beetle-beetle-mobile-banana-gif-19060310

[summer robin]

Hi

[fresh bridge]

Beemble

[lethal scroll]

He also acts as a safe housing in the event of 001

The sun cannot penetrate his body, meaning he can safely transport survivors

[pseudo ivy]

RUBADUB!!!! Hiiiiiiiiiii

[astral ibex]

OMH G

HI DUCK

HI

[pseudo ivy]

I have woken up from my coma!

[astral ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/phighting-roblox-boombox-phighting-boombox-gif-16363494985870295594

[lethal scroll]

Honk shoo mimimimi

[solemn flame]

make it cure traumatized

[icy flume]

erm perhaps..,,.

[finite gazelle]

its been 2 hours and no one responded to my ticket im cooked

[solemn flame]

usually tickets can take some time as everyone is volunteers

[gilded timber]

Unfortunately the tech support team are dealing with quite a high volume of tickets right now!
Please be patient, someone will get back to you whenever they are next available

[gilded timber]

There's over 60 open right now

[finite gazelle]

alright

[plucky wigeon]

collect my tickets

[obtuse fossil]

Can anyone help me with my dedicated server?

I am having troubles with the fucking services on ubuntu

[gilded timber]

Open a ticket!!
#technical-support

[obtuse fossil]

Okay ty

[fallow kite]

Game wont stop crashing as soon as the NW logo disappears

Dude I never had this problem

[river burrow]

[gilded timber]

Try the instructions here: #897643267473145866 message
If that doesn't work, open a ticket in #technical-support!!

[latent jackal]

Try uninstalling the game and reinstalling, if that doesn't work you'll need to open a #technical-support ticket

[honest junco]

Hello

[fallow kite]

Yeah imma need the ticket thanks

[honest junco]

Why aren’t I punk

Pink

What is this

[river burrow]

Flamingos gone

[honest junco]

I HATE YELLOW

PINK FOR LIFE

[latent jackal]

No longer charismas

But you still get the icon next to your name

[honest junco]

But

Pink :(

[latent jackal]

You can still change you colour, you just need to level up to level 50

[honest junco]

I’m gonna tweak out

[spice coyote]

average sl experience

also good, i thought sl was not bad anymore, this is reassuring

[river burrow]

“I’m boutta crash out”

[high hinge]

🤔

[plucky wigeon]

Trump glaze at the end is diabolical

[lethal scroll]

I miss these

[fallow kite]

Damn bro

Made me remember something

[plucky juniper]

as far as I know all he said was to delay it by 90 days

glaze for what 🚬

[silent idol]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crunch-cranch-meow-cute-gif-17368992236901678436

Thank you for alerting me to this menace

[tough tapir]

You're welcome

[blazing venture]

hihi

[near stirrup]

Hello

[rancid dome]

!rename 513127808730660865

[snow umbra]

Done.

[rancid dome]

[fallow kite]

new core memory unlocked

that and buffalo wheat thins

good shit back then

[blazing venture]

thanks

[rancid dome]

Np <3

[glacial nymph]

!rep @orchid kraken

[snow umbra]

You have just given @orchid kraken a reputation point!

[buoyant helm]

OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE

[robust sedge]

shalom

Why is there a question mark next to my name

[gaunt talon]

Because you are level 50

[stoic current]

.

[clever lance]

Becouse your max lvl

[buoyant helm]

woo! keep it up YouTube! these are some lovely thumbnail suggestions!

[rancid dome]

You can thank me later, says YouTube

[glacial nymph]

Guys I found a legendary lava furnace

It's where you put your materials to turn them into a legendary mysterious hellfire stone bars

[exotic spindle]

thats a cool aquarium'

[errant jay]

everyone for Christmas or do I have to pay?

[tawny carbon]

wdym

[eager wadi]

christmas event ended

[glacial nymph]

Dad said he would take me to a restaurant, not a mysterious Backrooms open ahh place

[gaunt talon]

I hate eating sand

[silent wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-angry-speaking-head-tuco-squidward-gif-13808874276609302886

[wintry current]

now i am become 049-2... destroyer of hp bars

[exotic arch]

When 457 😡

[high hinge]

[exotic arch]

Or even 966

[high hinge]

helloguys

[high hinge]

🤔

[tawny carbon]

[near stirrup]

🤔

[high hinge]

🤔

[chilly bison]

[near stirrup]

[high hinge]

🦩

[near stirrup]

You why no play SL

[high hinge]

what

no

[fallow kite]

Omg a sand eater

[high hinge]

🎄

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/how-to-train-your-dragon-toothless-toothless-dragon-ugh-hi-gif-1276725037437469450

[quick glade]

( i haven't before )

[high hinge]

👍

[sinful obsidian]

no more flamingos

[orchid kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/792022153817620511/883749297387077683/image0.gif

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/walk-meme-smug-happy-gif-9829155

[wintry current]

Sigma

[wintry current]

NO

[high hinge]

🤔

[runic lichen]

t

[runic lichen]

omghichineseguy

[near stirrup]

have you never seen a Chinese person?

acting so surprised

[sonic musk]

have you guys switched to red note

[near stirrup]

what

[near stirrup]

I don't know what you mean, bro.

[sonic musk]

[near stirrup]

Do you mean TikTok?

[runic lichen]

i kinda did

[near stirrup]

Why say that?

[runic lichen]

wdym

[near stirrup]

Sorry, I don't understand this abbreviation.

[runic lichen]

ok,

[near stirrup]

Can you tell me what this means?

It's too profound.

Can't Be Blunt 🐴

[runic lichen]

WDYM ? It stands for We Dance Yesterday Morning, obviously. Why don’t you know that?

[high hinge]

[lunar siren]

Dont mind him guys he is french

Happens

[runic lichen]

😔

[runic lichen]

it means "what do you mean"

[high hinge]

[near stirrup]

Google is banned in my country, causing me to be unaware of your culture and trends outside of the country

[fossil oxide]

???

Google is banned in China?

[opaque geyser]

How do i turn on mic?

To speak in the game?

[fossil oxide]

press Q

[latent jackal]

You can set up which audio device you want to use in the audio settings

You might need to change some privacy settings if you haven't messed around with the microphone a lot

[high hinge]

？

what

[runic lichen]

are u in north korea

[fossil oxide]

I assumed he meant China due to his profile desc

[near stirrup]

No! I am in China

[near stirrup]

good👍

[fossil oxide]

why is Google banned in China though

[runic lichen]

a

[runic lichen]

real

[mystic tundra]

How do I report someone in-game to NW without using Cheater report

[fossil oxide]

is it something related to TikTok being banned in USA?

[mystic tundra]

There's a guy that keeps saying very horrible things that I can not say here

[latent jackal]

You can't sadly

[near stirrup]

IDK. A few years ago, China could still use Google

[opaque geyser]

@rancid kite
Yo, i was larry. sorry my mic was broken

[mystic tundra]

That's just dumb

You should be able to

What's the point of global bans then?

[high hinge]

🤔

[latent jackal]

That wouldn't be up to the Global mods to deal with, you'd have to contact the server's moderators for those kinds of issues.
Unless you're on a NW server then you'll need to join the Northwood official server discord server

[rancid kite]

wrong guy, haven't played in a year

[mystic tundra]

This mod system is all over the place

[opaque geyser]

Oh

@faint haven Yo, i was larry. sorry my mic was broken

[opaque geyser]

My bad

[rancid kite]

no worries

[near stirrup]

If someone uses cheating methods such as plug-ins on the local server, can the cheater be banned globally?

[fossil oxide]

years ago!? it's been banned for years!?

[latent jackal]

The Global mods wouldn't ban someone for using server plugins unless it's inputting data into the game that breaks the game's ToS, then verification would take their server down for developing such a plugin with a hardware ban on the server owner's account.

Unless you're talking about third party software that allows users to see ininformation they shouldn't be seeing while using such software to aim for them, then yes the Global mods would hardware ban the pc that was used from that account on all verified SL servers.

[near stirrup]

It should be the Google that was banned in 2010. IDK, I have been using the Edge browser

[fossil oxide]

I see

[near stirrup]

I'll show you a video so you can tell if it's third party software or not

[flat sand]

how do I spin the revolver barrel

[tawny vapor]

by default - hold middle mouse button

[flat sand]

but that is for an istant shot

[near stirrup]

Long press the middle mouse button [wheel button]

[flat sand]

thx

[near stirrup]

Is this third-party software?

[tawny vapor]

censorship, they have great firewall after all

[latent jackal]

Yes, they're using a client-side noclip exploit, but unfortunately the Global mods can't act on these clips as they don't have Request Auth QR code

[faint haven]

Its ok, shit happends

[latent jackal]

Now unfortunately I'll have to ask you to delete that

[near stirrup]

ok

[latent jackal]

Thank you

[near stirrup]

Is steamID okay?

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/r6siege-oryx-gif-8164585666085610859

[tough tapir]

Is pepsi okay

[somber raptor]

Coca Cola better

[glacial nymph]

I hired this cat to moderate this server

Take a break Dino

All good now

Nothing bad will happen

Definitely not after you were gone

[latent jackal]

If you do see users doing stuff like that you can report them using the ingame report feature in the playerlist, there would be a ⚠️ next to their name and use the "Reprot for cheats" (or something along those lines) option.

Again sadly they can't except non-server moderator/admin report videos for cheaters

[latent jackal]

[near stirrup]

OK, thanks for your answer

[glacial nymph]

This emoji is cursdd

I barely see the eyes

(I don't even know where is it)

[glacial nymph]

😭

[latent jackal]

two little green pixels

[high hinge]

what

[glacial nymph]

Hor Hor hor

[runic lichen]

😭

[errant hollow]

https://media.tenor.com/GuSpx9BTwNgAAAAM/five-nights-at-freddys-bear.gif

[runic lichen]

fred

[errant hollow]

fred

[runic lichen]

fred

asian fred

[tough tapir]

fred

[runic lichen]

fred

[high hinge]

🇨🇳

[runic lichen]

"Sometimes, I dream about cheese."

[errant hollow]

???? Wdym asian fred

[runic lichen]

#general-chat message

[tough tapir]

stir fried fred

[runic lichen]

yes

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter

[summer robin]

Hello

[near stirrup]

Hi

[high hinge]

[strange trellis]

fred

[somber raptor]

[high hinge]

really?

[plucky wigeon]

interesting pfp fella…

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/612599203490824194/1202327154168176640/attachment.gif

[mental arch]

no

[summer robin]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-jumpscare-scp-secret-laboratory-gif-27367170

[tidal wasp]

huh

[modest thorn]

@near stirrup

[warped cobalt]

[fallow kite]

👋

[near stirrup]

speak

[modest thorn]

be careful kid

[near stirrup]

?

what

[near stirrup]

be careful what?

[modest thorn]

dont use vpns

[near stirrup]

Can you still see me without using VPN?

[modest thorn]

yes i can

@near stirrupi saw that

[near stirrup]

Why do you say that?

[modest thorn]

because i hate you

[near stirrup]

Why

[modest thorn]

you are cringe

[near stirrup]

If I have done something wrong to you, I am deeply sorry.

[near stirrup]

cringe?

[high hinge]

🤔

[near stirrup]

IDK what you're talking about.

[modest thorn]

shut up kid

[near stirrup]

Ok no problem👌

[modest thorn]

go away now

dont let me see you

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/wtff-cat-confused-orange-gif-25858653

[tawny vapor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/619219762206998550/1162560723940024350/your_actions.gif

[latent jackal]

No need to be so r00d

[modest thorn]

ye

[high hinge]

🤔

[tight ermine]

you are My biggest fan, say Hi to me

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[tight ermine]

!rep @strange trellis

[snow umbra]

You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!

[strange trellis]

thank you for the arbitrary internet point

[plucky wigeon]

metal sonic clears and violates cell from db

[fossil oxide]

was that an intended pun

[orchid kraken]

you are My biggest fan, say Hi to me

[plucky wigeon]

noxplis what is that pfp….

[tawny vapor]

nope

[plucky wigeon]

don’t even talk to me anymore disgraceful

[orchid kraken]

This is fucking 9th time bro😭

Its fucking pfp

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-bro-youre-weird-gif-25766261

[orchid kraken]

Oh, forgot abt banner

[glacial nymph]

It's ironically peak pfp

[plucky wigeon]

bleak pfp

Neo metal solos that fodder verse anyway

[orchid kraken]

Well actually...

Discord solos

[plucky wigeon]

he can just copy discord’s abilities

[orchid kraken]

He's same level as bill chipher or someone who's inter universal

[plucky wigeon]

buddy

[orchid kraken]

Wasnt he designed to ne exact as sonic?

[plucky wigeon]

Neo-metal sonic from comics can copy biodata of anyone he sees and their abilities and intelligence and physical attributes

he shapeshifts as eggman and takes over his empire until they realise it’s an imposter

[orchid kraken]

There's always cheap copy of an original product💔

And yet original product is always better

[plucky wigeon]

discord is a fodder anyway

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/car-car-garn47-garn47-silly-silly-cat-gif-10006873041311224338

[plucky wigeon]

he gets his magic stolen every season

[orchid kraken]

Plot armor really hates bro

Unironically he just gives up on everything, bro gave up fighting cuz of a single ass pony

[plucky wigeon]

also Neo metal can copy chaos energy from emeralds without having the chaos emeralds so it’s just a big sweep for metal

if he can copy chaos energy he can defo copy discords chaos energy

[plucky wigeon]

bleak writing

s2 discord sweeps

[orchid kraken]

Only discord whos winning here is the one who didnt care abt anything

S4-S9 discord is just useless meat🙏

[plucky wigeon]

he has insane prep time iq

so the only way I can see metal losing to discord is discord pre season 3 with prep time

even then it’s iffy

[orchid kraken]

He is Intelligent but not in fighting wise, he can counter dark magic for sum reason but not random ponies

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/792022153817620511/883749297387077683/image0.gif

[plucky wigeon]

titan tv sweeps both of them anyway

[orchid kraken]

Bro is not even Astro level wym

[plucky wigeon]

nope he solos in composite version that I made up in my head on the spot

[strange trellis]

sekiro solos both

[orchid kraken]

My fictional scp that i made 1 second ago solos

[strange trellis]

doesn't count

[orchid kraken]

It does

[strange trellis]

nope, cause if it does we get a neverending loop of "my made up thing solos your made up thing"

[orchid kraken]

Daily Spongdal

[nocturne laurel]

where is clips chanel

need share clips

[nocturne laurel]

this will do

[wraith jewel]

i cant play sl anymore due to steam issues :(

nvm got it fixed

[untold wyvern]

should i buy this for 55 robux

[glossy coyote]

Absolutely

You are passing the deal of a life time if you don’t

[untold wyvern]

bought it

lemme get some spongebob clothes

imma get steamhappy instead

!rep @still wigeon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @still wigeon a reputation point!

[untold wyvern]

[still wigeon]

!rep sillinesswins

[snow umbra]

You have just given @untold wyvern a reputation point!

[untold wyvern]

[gaunt talon]

!rep sillinesswins

[snow umbra]

You have just given @untold wyvern a reputation point!

[untold wyvern]

roblox is kind enough to give me 60 robux every couple of months

around 4-6 months

[true sky]

Jolly

[opal crown]

crazy

[plain path]

[opal crown]

[untold wyvern]

[opal crown]

[nocturne laurel]

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

everyone,
remember to embrace your inner steam happy

[plain path]

[tough tapir]

embrace your inner skibidi

[nova goblet]

[nocturne laurel]

hiding from 939 is a bit too easy

[sage tree]

10/10 game got me laid with a femboy

thank you hubert

[nocturne laurel]

no work

[visual acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/none-gif-27639232

[rough wing]

https://tenor.com/view/car-garn47-car-garn-47-laptop-funny-gif-4291198679301656190

Out of all the "thank you hubert" Jokes you could make was it this one that you deemed worthy

[sage tree]

huah

im just thanking the guy who created the game that got me laid

[rough wing]

I made my girlfriend play SL and after a few minutes she got bored and called me to bed

She did not enjoy the game one bit

[rough wing]

She asked me how I had fun playing this

[visual acorn]

Nothing better than walking in a dark forest alone

[strange trellis]

good

SL fucking stinks

[weak veldt]

doritos

[runic lichen]

!rep @still wigeon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @still wigeon a reputation point!

[runic lichen]

watery my happy steam emoji

[bold jasper]

steam

happy

[weak veldt]

happy happy

[iron sonnet]

I will personally learn polish for a year if Hubert adds the SL soundtrack to Spotify

[weak veldt]

good luck waiting 🙂

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[weak veldt]

deeee

[strange trellis]

indeed

[weak veldt]

why you need this...

[strange trellis]

it is important

[inland condor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1278127295424626842/1310804643198140547/togif.gif

[violet scarab]

facts

[runic lichen]

z nuts

[lethal scroll]

Diver dancing with shark

[runic lichen]

sometimes

i dream abt cheese

[high hinge]

[somber raptor]

italy's new highway code is quite strict lol

[solemn flame]

sharks are really just cute lil guys

movies tainted their reputation smh

[strange trellis]

dolphins are actually more dangerous than sharks

[solemn flame]

yep

[somber raptor]

a DUI now carries a fine between 543€ and 2170€, license suspension for up to 3 years and a 10 points deduction from your driver's license (fyi in italy you start with 20 points and earn 2 for every 2 years without infractions with a limit of 30)

[solemn flame]

sharks arent really dangerous, iirc they dont even really want to kill humans

but if you fuck with them and run away their prey drive kicks in

[strange trellis]

thats the case for every predator

never turn your back to one

[solemn flame]

like just a regular DUI? no damages caused?

damn

[somber raptor]

yes

[solemn flame]

i thought it was pretty bad here but man

thats strict

[somber raptor]

the Italian government is really cracking down on DUIs and reckless drivers

[solemn flame]

i mean, where i live on a first time offense it is 90 day suspension, 7 day impound, and i think 369€ if i converted right

but still

[somber raptor]

even tampering with a tachograph doesn't carry such a long suspension 😭

[lethal scroll]

dolphins will fucking SA you given the chance

gross, disgusting creatures

[somber raptor]

Damn

[strange niche]

The chances of a Dolphin stalking you is low

But never zero

[potent nimbus]

why don’t we harvest fins from dolphins instead of sharks

sharks ain’t even that bad fr

[solemn flame]

yep sharks are the good guys dolphins are evil

[potent nimbus]

the dolphin on my block when i do a swim by

[final parrot]

Gonna be streaming on Kings Playground in an hour if anyone wants to come join the 55 player server

[weak veldt]

good evening chat!

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/get-rotated-get-rotated-idiot-rotate-rotation-shark-gif-24511062

[weak veldt]

hi simplewolf

[strange niche]

Hello

[weak veldt]

how are you?

[runic lichen]

ttttttttttt

[runic lichen]

wsp

[strong dune]

I guess she doesn’t know what is up

Like

Just look up

It’s the ceiling

[eager wadi]

[full pond]

instructions unclear

i looked up and saw no ceiling

[runic lichen]

wsp

[runic lichen]

bro i love SM your "🇲🇹Bad news for hot dogs: i woke up."

[fallow kite]

vruh

automod

[runic lichen]

wsp gapple

[fallow kite]

hi

[runic lichen]

has bbeen a long time

[fallow kite]

is this allowed? #meme-zone message

Ok

so the rword was blocked

[fallow kite]

ye wai i think i left quantum by accident

[runic lichen]

ok

😔

[runic lichen]

yes u did lol

[fallow kite]

back

[runic lichen]

how

my boi is fast

[runic lichen]

anyway

[weak veldt]

yo, how are you doing?

[runic lichen]

anything new?

[runic lichen]

hii, good and u

[weak veldt]

me too

[icy flume]

BRO A LIGHTING STRUCK IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE

[runic lichen]

Nice

[runic lichen]

BRO

[fallow kite]

f

[strange niche]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VD3TwFgPgZE

[runic lichen]

s

[fallow kite]

na

[runic lichen]

Alright

[icy flume]

Not DIRECTLY Infront of it, but it was like, across my street

[weak veldt]

bruuuh...

[icy flume]

Loud ass noise

[runic lichen]

Man

Hope ur ok bruh

[icy flume]

Me and my family just got scared that was all thankfully, no one got hurt around my neighborhood

There were a total of 3 loud lightings

I don't think anyone got hurt, it happened some minutes ago

I'm sure there will be more info later today

[eager wadi]

it is bad news for them

[strange niche]

you mean hotdogs, right?

[hoary nexus]

hot dogs

[strange niche]

[weak veldt]

well, again Lord, why are the roads in Florence closed to us...

[weak veldt]

hot dogs...

hot dogs...

[full pond]

french fries

[eager wadi]

[weak veldt]

cookies

[full pond]

deep fried cookies

[weak veldt]

nuggets

[glass bronze]

Sand

[rigid mantle]

Sand scp

Speaking of which

When is next scp

[glass bronze]

Next century

[rigid mantle]

Zamn

That's so scp

[somber raptor]

nah

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-feline-meme-funny-gif-8764472215214951735

[weak veldt]

nuh uh

[robust turtle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1303162028806115410/1330042209331839107/did_you_guys_just_see_that.gif

[serene coyote]

Oh ok

Time to send small kitty

Cat make 😮

[weak veldt]

why this so funny...

[fossil oxide]

we need emoji reactions!!! #game-announcements message

add the

[quiet basin]

We need event winner chat back!!!

[eager wadi]

ok

[eager wadi]

no

[fossil oxide]

[quiet basin]

I will remember this.. Mark my words..

[minor goblet]

@strange niche Ping

[snow umbra]

Pong.

[exotic arch]

Scp SL dying, NW should make a SCP Rivals game

Doctor as a support/healer, peanut as a tank, doggy and Larry as basic attackers (or whatever the best word is here) etc

[clever lance]

there could be a bit more players if the spoofer detector didnt just detect some thing that does not even exist

[eager wadi]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[clever lance]

i cant im lvl 0 on steam

[eager wadi]

Check the HWID Spoofer section on the steam forum.

understood

[lunar siren]

[clever lance]

i deleted everything i didnt need or use but wont work

[lunar siren]

@untold wyvern thoughts on February 4th

[normal edge]

isnt that when KCD 2 comes out

super fucking excited for that

[normal edge]

turn SL into a game about the Black Mesa Incident to capitalize off of the recent half life leaks

[clever lance]

even better make scp sl a colab with skibidi toilet and make the skibidi toilet a new scp (help brainrot is consuming me)

[orchid kraken]

HUBERT!!!
ADD MY ART INTO THE GAME
and my life... is yours

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-ares-destroy-my-enemies-and-my-life-is-yours-gif-7965707800203237625

[fresh bridge]

Hubert! Turn Scp S:L into a battle royale and my life is yours!!!

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-ares-destroy-my-enemies-and-my-life-is-yours-gif-7965707800203237625

[normal edge]

skill issue

[clever lance]

cottage is best tenchnical suport guy he is playing fnaf sl

every one who plays fnaf is god

[fierce hamlet]

hello where can I speak with a developer?

[empty hearth]

scp hero shooter would go nuts

you know what we really need tho

scp fighting game

i’m shocked there hasn’t been one yet

[empty hearth]

what issue do you have

[orchid kraken]

when secondary weapon rule actually helps

[clever lance]

for what

like a bug or smt

[full pond]

never underestimate a com 18

[orchid kraken]

I always carry it as searganr

[minor goblet]

Depends what it is?

Is it a bug or related to ban appeal?

[fierce hamlet]

SCP:Laboratory secret

[minor goblet]

?

Come again?

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[fierce hamlet]

this gamehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/700330/SCP_Secret_Laboratory/

[clever lance]

he is asking what do you need to talk with a dev

like you wanna report a bug

[full pond]

dude is not joe biden

[clever lance]

i expect to some time see you playing roblox for 2 days straight

[fierce hamlet]

when I try to join friends it tells me that I am banned for fake user while when I look on the site well I am not banned so that's why I need help

[clever lance]

tried diferent servers?

[gilded timber]

Could you send a screenshot of the message you recieve when trying to join in #media-posts?

[orchid kraken]

cinematic ahh momen

[fierce hamlet]

yes I can send the error message that it gives me no problem

[gilded timber]

Great!
Can you upload it to #media-posts?

[full pond]

I'VE WALKED THESE SITES BEFORE

[fierce hamlet]

I have to reinstall the game that's why I can't send it right away

[fierce hamlet]

here I just sent a screen of the problem

[clever lance]

i can relate to you but thats not what tha

that error means

its like something to ban evade or smt

[warped magnet]

This game is fun when you don’t take it seriously

[clever lance]

i have the same thing rn and cant do nothing

[full pond]

since when did anyone take it seriously

[gaunt talon]

I see some people do it

[warped magnet]

Have you played official?

[full pond]

yea...

[warped magnet]

Atleast one person is always complaining about a security guard or a d class

“Why didn’t you flash him?”

[clever lance]

you got an steam account thats over lvl 0?

if that i know a wawy

if not then your just like me

[warped magnet]

Or trying to order people around when they’re just trying to play the game

I’ve left a couple games because of those people

[full pond]

long time ago once saw an mtf commander get mad cause people weren't following his orrders

[clever lance]

lol

[full pond]

which servers do u play in tho

[fierce hamlet]

no I have a level 0 account

[clever lance]

your just like me then

[warped magnet]

it doesn’t happen in the Canadian servers

[clever lance]

if they get you a way to fix it tell me

[full pond]

I play Australian

Kitchen Island

not much of that happens there

[warped magnet]

I play east North American

Very rude people sometimes

[minor goblet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1141936516311023726/1242798457593397259/meme.gif

[warped magnet]

Actually the nicest people I’ve met have always been from another country

[fierce hamlet]

ok no problem if they find a solution I will keep you informed

[full pond]

america sucks

[clever lance]

they

no

not

they know this pro

but if they delate it people could get in using a spoofer

wich they dont want

[warped magnet]

I always go out of my way to do silly stuff

[orchid kraken]

its always from another continent

[tall comet]

Guys nothing happend in tianamen square

[nocturne laurel]

if you say so

[cinder sapphire]

where did that come from.... smh

[full pond]

am i wrong tho

i feel like americans tend to be a lot more

disrespectful and stuff

[cinder sapphire]

yes you are

as you overgeneralize a entire population

[full pond]

yes i know

[cinder sapphire]

good job

[full pond]

im very disrespectful

but i can't help but feel it

its just like a feeling yknow

and when you try to express it you uhh

[cinder sapphire]

so you are your def of a american

[full pond]

overgeneralise and get canceled

[cinder sapphire]

got you

[full pond]

ye

[solemn flame]

honestly ive met more rude canadians than rude americans

in terms of people im friends with anyway

[cinder sapphire]

all the canadians I know are pretty nice tbh

[full pond]

my american friends are just like obnoxious types of guys so maybe i just formed an opinion on all americans based on them

i think people from New Zealand are pretty chill tho

[solemn flame]

idk, people say theres usually a difference but every time ive been to the US (as a canadian) the people have pretty much been the same

[empty hearth]

ew gross a canadian

[cinder sapphire]

oi fuck off

[full pond]

why did i read this in a scottish accent

[empty hearth]

go back to drinking syrup and fucking a moose ya bastard

[full pond]

bro what

[cinder sapphire]

I am not a canadian

haha

[empty hearth]

damn it

[full pond]

fucking a moose is wild 💀

[cinder sapphire]

good

[solemn flame]

i do have maple syrup in my fridge but ive never seen a moose before

[empty hearth]

weird

[cinder sapphire]

moose are scary

[empty hearth]

i thought every 3rd canadian citizen was a moose

[empty hearth]

correct plural is “meese”

[cinder sapphire]

that is it

shooting you

[solemn flame]

it should be but alas

english mopment

[empty hearth]

it’s unfair

[full pond]

goose

[empty hearth]

we have geese

[full pond]

geese

[solemn flame]

why do geese get the favor

exactly

[empty hearth]

why not meese

[full pond]

choose

cheese

[cinder sapphire]

geese are assholes

[empty hearth]

true

[cinder sapphire]

a group of them chase me when I was younger because I accidentally got to close to them

[solemn flame]

see you just dont have the canadian spirit

in middle school i fed geese bread

they used to just chill in our school yard

[cinder sapphire]

you mean used to poop all over your school

[solemn flame]

nah

[cinder sapphire]

and sidewalks

[solemn flame]

it wasnt bad

they kept to themselves

[cinder sapphire]

then there wasnt that many of them

[solemn flame]

there was

they were all over the yard

[empty hearth]

you are part of the problem

[solemn flame]

[cinder sapphire]

my school had so many

the sidewalk was covered with it

everytime I went to a pond by it

ya

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[cinder sapphire]

@tough tapir

sweep time you two

!rep 244145431221633025

[snow umbra]

You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!

[meager slate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407010042707989/936263843183755394/ezgif-5-59327f6c19.gif

[pseudo ivy]

Woag

[somber raptor]

Goober

[fossil oxide]

what's the limit of servers for Discord classic

[gilded timber]

Nitro Classic doesn't include a boost in server count

[somber raptor]

It's called Nitro Basic

[fossil oxide]

oh damn

[fossil oxide]

ackshually, it's Nitro Classic

[gilded timber]

How many times have they rebranded it

[fossil oxide]

WHAT

just checked it

[fossil oxide]

classic sounded fancier than basic

[somber raptor]

They don't want it to sound fancy they want you to buy the more expensive one

[fossil oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/good-business-its-just-gif-18044767

[glacial nymph]

Man I love scary movie

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1097523642797133864/1330684480209293384/8mb.video-rWO-Ltxdbi5T.mp4?ex=678edfff&is=678d8e7f&hm=254dafe44fbe60c2d6ce291dc89a8ed450a6cf4a7528420cde2ffbeaceb8c9be&

[honest junco]

Hello

I thought one of the CI were gonna fly through with a jail bird 😭

[summer robin]

Hi chat

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[fresh bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/stand-cat-gif-27114887

[honest junco]

Hi

[tame hollow]

!rep @meager slate

[snow umbra]

You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!

[meager slate]

[sand kraken]

does anyone have an invite to banana bungalow discord

[lethal hatch]

type this is console accuracystats

[gilded timber]

It's been renamed to Skillz' Cabana!
Their vanity invite link is: skillz2play

[summer robin]

https://tenor.com/view/cell-perfect-cell-hello-greeting-caption-gif-4904407315920936322

[bold jasper]

im not even watching this but i need the ravens to lose dawg

[lethal scroll]

My first time trying a Doritos locos taco

[fresh bridge]

Make sure it’s not a evil Doritos locos taco

[lethal scroll]

It's normal

[solemn flame]

doritos locos taco is so good

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[rancid dome]

[sand kraken]

thank you, appreciate it

[humble cypress]

tbh as long as the chiefs lose the next match I'm happy

[bold jasper]

its lookin like its gonna be a bills vs chiefs game so... we'll see

[humble cypress]

I need the bills to pop off

[bold jasper]

they sure are making this quarter drag

nvm bills got more points

think they've got this

[amber ether]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1141936516311023726/1242798457593397259/meme.gif

[minor goblet]

[near stirrup]

[bold jasper]

bills vs chiefs

[river burrow]

Eagles

[bold jasper]

i dont care who makes it to the superbowl (moreso the bills) but i want taylor swift to suffer

so...

[inland condor]

https://tenor.com/view/deadpool-dance-deadpool-dance-yap-yap-yap-bye-bye-bye-gif-10756803575821537540

[past ridge]

v

[bold jasper]

idk man

i kinda really want the chiefs to lose

they dont need another superbowl

what the hell is this

[lethal scroll]

True, Best part of taco Bell though

The cinnamon twists

They are fucking delicious

[robust turtle]

that's my fucking team

[bold jasper]

what, the ravens?

lol!

[robust turtle]

i'm legit there bro

no

bills fan

[bold jasper]

oh lol!

[robust turtle]

bills cooked

ggs

josh allen my beloved

[bold jasper]

i mean... it was almost overtime til that ball got dropped

[robust turtle]

so real

[robust turtle]

yeah def a stressful game all the way through but i'm glad they pulled through

[bold jasper]

im just watchin the hordes try to leave now lol

[robust turtle]

i respect the ravens so much more then the chiefs so if we lost i was gonna root for them to beat the chiefs

[solemn flame]

REAL AS FUCK

[minor goblet]

Random @bold jasper ping

[robust turtle]

just walked past this area lolol

[bold jasper]

as ive said before, i dont care who wins, i just don't want it to be the chiefs

(although bills is highly preferred)

[robust turtle]

they deserve the super bowl win they've never won it before

[bold jasper]

didnt realize i had another buffaloian in my midst though

[robust turtle]

oh you from the area?

i live like 4 hours away, my parents grew up in buffalo hence why we are such bills fans lol

[bold jasper]

oh god lol

[solemn flame]

technically living in south ontario, i too am a buffalo fan

but i dont watch

[bold jasper]

you have a bit of a drive

[robust turtle]

def but it's worth it every time

plus i'm not the one driving bcs im 16 going w my parents...

[bold jasper]

perfect time to practice with your permit

the worlds worst traffic AND snow

[robust turtle]

entire 4 hour drive for practice

[solemn flame]

i mean hey

when i was 16 or 17 i drove 3 hours for practice

[bold jasper]

well... it would cover the night time driving they want you to do

you do live in NY right

[robust turtle]

yeah

[bold jasper]

i wish i got my license sooner

i didnt get mine til i was 19 like a fool

[robust turtle]

i fit drivers ed into my sophomore year

i'm starting the class like