general-chat

[runic lichen]

mb

[fresh bridge]

this was hilarious to me

i came from the gym and i was hungry asf

and i see that i laughed in line

[runic lichen]

interesting fax

[fresh bridge]

my sister didnt get the joke cause shes 20 and employed

[runic lichen]

LOL

cuz ur unemployed? 😭

[fresh bridge]

how else would i get the brainrot joke😭

[runic lichen]

Damn 😭

[runic lichen]

are u waiting for GTA 6 or not

[fresh bridge]

yeah

im on pc tho

might buy an xbox s

[runic lichen]

i got the X

but S is good too

but with the X

you get :

1 teraoctet

anyway afk

back

[fresh bridge]

nah ill only use it for Gta6 and movies

[mighty lodge]

anyone owns buckshot roulette on steam and wants to play

[gaunt talon]

I bought the game and finished it in 20 mins

Then refunded

[mighty lodge]

its like 1 dollar bro

[plush bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-get-out-of-here-gtfo-leave-now-please-leave-gif-26132090

[gaunt talon]

I needed the money to gamble

TF2 crates

[fresh bridge]

even a dollar is too much for thatgame

just play theroblox 1:1 remakes

[gaunt talon]

Roblox rip offs suck ass

[fresh bridge]

not buckshot roulette tho

[mighty lodge]

yes they do suck

[fresh bridge]

its a game with no graphics and not that much content so the roblox ripoffs of it are really 1:1

[mighty lodge]

all of the new items are missing

[fresh bridge]

give it a week

[gaunt talon]

It has a unique art style

[lunar siren]

I played it and refunded it

Was okay really

[lunar siren]

You're literally my twin

[somber raptor]

Hello

Donuts have no curvature

Goodbye

[lethal scroll]

I wonder when it releases, if ill will be good

[summer robin]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hello-chat-chat-gif-11854988458409488653

[ocean stump]

yo is there a channel where i can get help to make my own dedicated server ?

[simple abyss]

Here is a link that might offer some help, if you get stuck or encounter any issue feel free to open a tech support ticket in #technical-support
https://scpsl.notion.site/Hosting-a-Server-101-cd3ce9d1fab84f6b8b15be7f678ad8ba

[gilded timber]

You can also use the steam tool by enabling Tools in your library filter settings and searching for:
SCP: Secret Laboratory Dedicated Server

[ocean stump]

yeah but the only part im bad at is port forwading

and ticket don't accept port forwarding

[gilded timber]

If you only intend to play with friends, try using something like Hamachi:
https://vpn.net/

[ocean stump]

Yeah but they have pretty laggy PC wont it make thé game lag?

[novel portal]

Vpns usually don't affect the PCs resources too much but they could get a high ping if they have a bad internet connection

[narrow meadow]

So my sl is busted and verified files to no avail, also the game is now open but frozen on my screen -_- anyone else had this issue and got a fix?

[orchid kraken]

Big

[lethal scroll]

Holy shit they are right

[narrow meadow]

helpful (not)

[orchid kraken]

Yeah hedgehog is hedgehog

[somber raptor]

you spin me right round

this is me 2 hours into robotics class trying to build a fucking gearbox

that's my mental state

[orchid kraken]

@crystal anvil

[somber raptor]

why is aligning stuff in css so fucking stupid

[orchid kraken]

Css or csgo?

[somber raptor]

CSS

as in Cascading Style Sheets, not Counter-Strike: Source

my teacher doesn't want me sending her files in zip format so i'll keep sending her zip folders

[strange niche]

@minor goblet Who needs the Market Garden anyway?

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1302314007142731860/1320974470403326063/attachment-2-1.gif

[ocean stump]

Xd

[minor goblet]

enjoy

[strange niche]

holy fuck

[minor goblet]

I belive that was probably 5 or 6 Glitched Busters

[tough tapir]

Skibidi toilet rizz

[summer dove]

Hmm

[fresh bridge]

I can finally send photos

^

Correct gamer posture

[near stirrup]

Is this a new SCP species?

[fresh bridge]

Scp-1471 “I need a seat”

Me:

[shut prism]

[fresh bridge]

😭

[near stirrup]

👍

[fresh bridge]

🎅

[strong dune]

Random critical hit = 0:

https://tenor.com/view/suit-slideshow-man-in-suit-sitting-man-wearing-suit-sitting-slideshow-man-wearing-suit-meme-gif-25275395

[strange niche]

I don't get random crits. The game gives me crits if the kill is deemed "funny"

My entire build is designed under this niche mechanic

[vagrant hamlet]

jan 14 why is nut a snowman

pack it up

[solemn flame]

christmas is ending in 2 days

[fossil wasp]

soon

https://tenor.com/view/small-cat-train-music-cat-cat-vibe-gif-7060107601701325778

[solemn flame]

also leave my poor snowman alone he didnt get to spend the whole event 😔

[strong dune]

No way you got the pfp and the border

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/frosty-blink-rankin-bass-snowman-frosty-the-snowman-gif-25809762

[strong dune]

I know…

[fresh bridge]

Gonna be saying the same thing in march

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/obviii-ibvii-gif-24894454

[strong dune]

I’ll tell the world

[fresh bridge]

Quintillion dollar company and they can’t remove Christmas update on Jan 14

[near stirrup]

Yeah, they'll keep it till next Christmas.

[latent jackal]

New lore just dropped

[pearl canyon]

lore drop!

[severe coyote]

im trying to translate the writing on the wall

it has to be something right like they wouldnt put it there for absolutely no reason

[shy wolf]

stop pinging me and let me take a shit

bitchass server

[severe coyote]

NEVER let me cook again all i can read is πMYON C100 and then X=6ㅅ0X

[acoustic moat]

It is in fact a proper alphabet

Though you likely won't find anything of it online since it was created internally

it's the same alphabet used for the wall text in the nuke room vents

[severe coyote]

is it like a font?

[acoustic moat]

also damn you got pretty close representing the text with those characters

no I hand write all of them on my tablet

[severe coyote]

so it wouldnt be possible to find it in the games files?

[acoustic moat]

no

the cheat sheet is a sticky note on my desk

[severe coyote]

shucks

thats discouraging, especially since they must have some meaning

[acoustic moat]

though one day ill release more content of it which helps people decipher it easier

because once you detect patterns and make up words then you can slowly guess

[severe coyote]

was it only used in the vents?

it feels familiar; but to be fair, i was able to recreate it pretty well using already existing characters

so i think im tweaking

[severe coyote]

actually dont answer that

[viral oriole]

howdy

[solid echo]

You fuckers cant tell me you're tired to send the sticker
(Not u new members)

[random yarrow]

When will the wiki be updated

[severe coyote]

i did some digging on reddit and somebody said there was some of the text (from nuke room) in the old test room, where 939s containment used to be before her rework. but idk how to access older versions of the game, so if it was there this bit of information has escaped me

[empty hearth]

could you send a desk pic really quick no reason

[severe coyote]

yep!

i agree with this statement! for no particular reason

[vagrant ermine]

Are there other locations with this text currently in the game? glixchy mentioned that someone said it was in old 939, but i havent seen it current version besides nuke vent

[timid yacht]

Nam why r u here

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/i-live-in-your-walls-gif-2119464454924243287

[timid yacht]

https://youtu.be/5WC_tw2q7C8?si=VDly6InnSxdrj8XZ

Good song

[serene coyote]

Mr.Micro HID guy and their sticky notes

Help me guys

Im the last CI in Site-12

[near stirrup]

How can help you?

[serene coyote]

Kill MTFs

And give me 3X

[near stirrup]

I say no.

And threw a grenade at you.

👍

[serene coyote]

Fuck

[pseudo ivy]

It

[hazy notch]

new member

[pseudo ivy]

Nuh uhhh

Just look at my first message ever sent smh

Also wasn't expecting my level to save either lmao

[hazy notch]

yuh uhh, ex-ver smh

[pseudo ivy]

Doesn't have to be ex just lemme back in

Ez

[honest junco]

😍

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/coolcat-cat-fist-bump-cool-cat-fist-gif-24432788

[hazy notch]

❌

[pseudo ivy]

🙀

Smh my head

[hazy notch]

😭

[robust flare]

for how long the xmas update is gonna stay in game

[vivid notch]

To next christmas

Returning to previous version is unefficient, waiting to the next year is the best option

They dont need to add it again next year and delete it now

[eager wadi]

what the fish

you're back

[pseudo ivy]

Yeah 😳

And maybe better than ever we'll see

[haughty radish]

i just want to say sorry for killing the d boys im new and forgot not to kill them

[polar spade]

Wdym forgot to not kill them
One would hope a normal human being wouldnt mindlessly kill people

[haughty radish]

i installed 2 days ago and im still trying to figure things out

[serene coyote]

I like how dboys pray

I like how they cry

[haughty radish]

i will remember not to kill them in the future. its just i still want to have a fun time playing the game and dont want to be bullied and yelled at

[gaunt talon]

Hold E on a d-class to detain them

[eager wadi]

(while holding a weapon)

[haughty radish]

thank you i just didnt see that they where already cuffed and im really sorry.

[vivid notch]

Bro forgot that this is not a irl and he cant kill people

[haughty radish]

again i am really sorry and i just want to have a fun time playing the game and not being bullied and harassed

[haughty radish]

in short terms i just dont want my rep to be tainted and i just want to be forgiven eventually

[sleek estuary]

my goat back

[eager wadi]

no that's a duck

[somber raptor]

Tomorrow

[high hinge]

tomorrow？

[glass bronze]

Fr

[polar spade]

Will “show weapon summary” and movement penalties be fixed?

[somber raptor]

n a h

[tame hollow]

Youre still alive?

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/pixy-ace-combat-zero-ac0-no-solo-wing-pixy-gif-23893027

[meager slate]

You're asking that like you tried to kill him

[meager slate]

Hi duck

[visual acorn]

Hitreg fix will be in 15.0

Trust

[glass bronze]

Fr

[serene coyote]

No kangaroo more 😭

[visual acorn]

Coinflip animation is fire

[tame hollow]

What if...

[serene coyote]

Hi Joe

[meager slate]

Cook the duck

[tame hollow]

Hello

[fickle ibex]

hi

[meager slate]

heaterbox

[somber raptor]

love how css just sometimes decides to work or not to work

[somber raptor]

damn

[gaunt talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407075419586560/1308512914361024533/AddText_10-29-01.49.32.png?ex=6788b3dd&is=6787625d&hm=ab76a41b75431945b29b1a0a7f2e9f8f19b19259f7f2b17fae2e41c46551d5cb&

[fossil cove]

guys why i couldn't talk

for 2 weeks

[gaunt talon]

What

[fossil cove]

i couldn't talk anywhere

in this server

[gaunt talon]

You probably got muted

[fossil cove]

joined and alr got muted?

i didn't even say anything

[somber raptor]

from December 22nd to December 27th the server was closed for christmas
maybe you checked then and didn't check until now so you think it was 2 weeks

[fossil cove]

i remember checking after 27th

[somber raptor]

then idk

[gaunt talon]

Try !mywarnings in #bot-commands

[fossil cove]

btw, #scp-discussion is abt all scp related things or just game?

[gaunt talon]

All scp related things

[fossil cove]

ok

[fossil cove]

no warnings

[gaunt talon]

I don't know then

[gaunt talon]

I hate eating sand

[glass bronze]

😭

[somber raptor]

rename yourself to SupFardo | Main Sand Hater

[scarlet crescent]

okay so i brightened the image northwood posted, and i know this is ridiculous but it might be that teddy bear from scp cb who draws stuff. because the thing with the smiley face on it is clearly a drawing, and site 02 is used to contain scps who have gained various new effects, aside the drawing, i cant make out the figure in the back, but i know its humanoid. It can be scp 106 but.. why is it holding a drawing?

If the teddy bear scp is being added I can bet that it's only for lore purposes

Finding drawings from it which shows what it has experienced and seen

[polar spade]

Not a smiley face

A lot weirder and less lighthearted than that

[gaunt talon]

It's not the bear

[gaunt talon]

It's from the same thing drawing stuff in the nuke room

[fallow kite]

e11? being inhuman? what a surprise

[scarlet crescent]

Huh..

[polar spade]

But but, the CI are not human...

E11 is protecting humanity

[scarlet crescent]

Okayy butt..

[polar spade]

Like what the posters said

[scarlet crescent]

I don't think the posters only talk about e 11

[fallow kite]

okay

radical guess

[scarlet crescent]

Its the entirety of scp foundation

It just shows e 11 as its icon

[fallow kite]

e11 were augmented with something from the colorado nest

the suits were specifically for E11, iirc

[scarlet crescent]

Okay now why would they be talking about 106?

[fallow kite]

it mentions ETTRA sourcing 200

[scarlet crescent]

106 has already recieved buffs, nerfs, fair share of updates

[gaunt talon]

What figure in the back are you talking about

[polar spade]

Suits were for all MTF i thought

In the video about the suits, he never mentions E11 specifically

[scarlet crescent]

Look behind the art doesn't it look like somebody is standing and holding it?

[fallow kite]

maybe, but e11 is the containment unit

[scarlet crescent]

Yeah it's said scps fear them

[fallow kite]

do you have the "god isn't missing" picture

[polar spade]

Guess i have to take this down

[fallow kite]

my computer internet died and I ca 't have both pulled up rj

[fallow kite]

goes hard

[polar spade]

Literally was looking at it before this

Trying to crack the runic language

[fallow kite]

I will write down the symbols

[polar spade]

Too slow

[scarlet crescent]

Are we not gonna talk about the figure we can make out in this pic?

[polar spade]

I can't really make out any figure

[scarlet crescent]

Its standing next to or behind the art

Brightend it as much as I could

[fallow kite]

Do you have the left side?

[gaunt talon]

I don't see it

[scarlet crescent]

If you can do more do so

[gaunt talon]

You're just schizo

[polar spade]

No sorry

[scarlet crescent]

Okay wait can someone take the pic and brighten it more?

[polar spade]

Goodbye quality

[fallow kite]

13 eyes on the right side. 13 05s...

[polar spade]

What could it mean

Site-02 canonically i believe had 13 zones (we only see 4 ingame)

We also know that 13 organisations precusor organisation ulimately combined into the Foundation we know today

[scarlet crescent]

if this right here is not a figure why'd it only show when i brightened the picture? they did the same trick with a picture of site 45

[polar spade]

And there's an O5 from each organisation

Meaning there's an O5 from Britain

[polar spade]

Jesus that's hard to see

[scarlet crescent]

Yeah

[polar spade]

I can't really tell if that's actually a person though

[fallow kite]

Says the same word 12 times and a different word once, from what I can see.

[polar spade]

That's actually a really good catch

[fallow kite]

13 eyes on right side... 13 O5...

clearly this means SCP-682 is getting added in 15.0

[polar spade]

13 is repeated god how many times and now we have 12 and an odd one out

[scarlet crescent]

We talking about this pic rn?

[polar spade]

No

[fallow kite]

maybe site-02 was made to contain god

and 939 gas is used to cover it up

[polar spade]

Sorry i mean the one in the nuke room

[polar spade]

I doubt its literally god

[scarlet crescent]

no way that's gotta be ridiculous, if it's GOD dude could destroy the entire foundation

[fallow kite]

sorry

"god"

[scarlet crescent]

They are NOT containing god man

[polar spade]

Nah, foundation would just lock it up 5x5x5 concrete box

Always works

[scarlet crescent]

hell naw he made water wine he'll turn that box into ashes

[fallow kite]

perhaps the source of a lot of anomalous activoty

[polar spade]

Anyway, back on topic

[fallow kite]

it mentions suits and rewriting DNA. Perhaps a powerful reality bender a la antimemetics 3125

[polar spade]

Well we know 02 is one of the earliest sites. Possibly predating the Foundation itself

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/battle-damaged-batman-rage-gif-18236802

[scarlet crescent]

With the fact that the scp number is REDACTED in the nw post then.. its gotta be new.

[polar spade]

Definitely a teaser for a new SCP

[scarlet crescent]

Yeah, and that figure has got to be it

[polar spade]

Assuming its from Australia considering one of those boxes is from Storage Site 80

[scarlet crescent]

But what is it?

[fallow kite]

doomed us all

moreover

[scarlet crescent]

Come on guys, what is this figure?

It only appears after brightening so has to be something

[polar spade]

We can't even determine if that is a figure
Could just be glare or smth

[fallow kite]

its amongus

(I am either thinking up crazy shit or trolling - there is almost no in-between)

[scarlet crescent]

Cant be tho, remember in that site 45 pic where you can see a chaos insurgent by brightening the picture?

[orchid kraken]

i love joining random russian servers and then 90% of them dont know language and say i bought the badge i have

[polar spade]

Yea, ND definitely likes its brighten and enhance image gameplay

[scarlet crescent]

I think what we gotta determine is what room this pic takes in

[polar spade]

My bet is nuke room

In the storage area

[scarlet crescent]

Cant be tho, that art thingy is usually found in vents

[somber raptor]

i forgor

[scarlet crescent]

You cant put boxes in the vents

[somber raptor]

does HCZ have fire extinguisher props?

[polar spade]

Yea, so its not a stretch they moved from the vents into the area with boxes and started drawing

[scarlet crescent]

Seen it in acro room

[somber raptor]

then it's a yes ig

[scarlet crescent]

Who is they?

And how come does this post take place in nuke room when its a teaser for a new scp?

Alot of questions with your theory.

[fallow kite]

goodman, I'm going to transcribe the stuff and then sleep

[runic lichen]

À

[fallow kite]

I will DM you if I find anything

[runic lichen]

œ

[orchid kraken]

ironic

[scarlet crescent]

lmaoo

[runic lichen]

@patent oar

[scarlet crescent]

Huh

There's someone with that name

[runic lichen]

@amber patio

@subtle walrus

Bro

@fathom creek

[scarlet crescent]

Powerpoint is missing

[gilded timber]

Please don't ping people that aren't active in the channel

[runic lichen]

Mb

[runic lichen]

Real

[scarlet crescent]

What did u find out

[scarlet crescent]

@polar spade are you ghosting me?

[tough tapir]

@meager slate

[tender galleon]

||I still remember my first match in SCPSL, I died to anti cheat because my laptop lags so much that the game thought I was clipping in and out of 173 railing stairs (it was in 2020)||

[meager slate]

[polar spade]

Jesus i only gone for a bit

[scarlet crescent]

Long enough for people to think they're being ghosted

[polar spade]

If this was to be an actual place in the game, it would most likely be nuke room

[fallow kite]

okay actually

goodman

where did you source that e11 image

[scarlet crescent]

Like 5 mins

[polar spade]

Some patreon in a patreon only channel posted it

[fallow kite]

aw. missing out on lore :(

[polar spade]

He rotated the image and got that

[polar spade]

Imagine being poor

[polar spade]

I don't know how it works either

[glacial nymph]

Sometimes being short is better than being tall

[fallow kite]

so far what I can tell you is that Nuke rightside top is nearly identical to Bottom 1st word

[scarlet crescent]

I saw the comments in that post, a dude thinks its 066 cuz it can be contained in a box and is from scp cb

[fallow kite]

but the reversed lambda at the end has a open instead of a close

six letter word repeated over and over...

I will sleep on it. Goodnight, goodman. It's 2:30 here.

[polar spade]

See ya mate

[meager slate]

@polar spade you should rename yourself to freeman

That would be funny I think

[polar spade]

Done

[meager slate]

Goodnight, freeman.

[fallow kite]

I was bad Woman at one point

[scarlet crescent]

Or add saul before goodman lmao

[polar spade]

I need a better username goddman it

[meager slate]

Borealis

[scarlet crescent]

Lmao naw

[fallow kite]

I was going to be woman Bad but I was like "that has alternate meanings that are not very good"

[meager slate]

Original names are hard to come up with

[scarlet crescent]

I was named mutesurvivor once

[fallow kite]

"Casey Diaz" -> "quesadiaz" -> "quesadla"

[meager slate]

We can change that

I used to be Havoc

Guh

[scarlet crescent]

The profile picture I have rn is what I MADE

[meager slate]

Looks like youre about to tank a hollow purple

[scarlet crescent]

The purple light is to hide his face

Unknown and stuff

[tough tapir]

[meager slate]

Very mysterious

[orchid kraken]

áverage russian server flamingos

[scarlet crescent]

The only thing not mysterious is the fact that it's a gmod rebel model lmao

[meager slate]

Smh

[meager slate]

[tough tapir]

[meager slate]

[somber raptor]

i don't remember my first match in SCPSL, but i probably died aswell (it was in 2020)

[glacial nymph]

Chat, rate this intro for the studio

[meager slate]

I was a natural, killed every scp, escaped, killed all the MTF, and everyone clapped in voicechat on the endscreen

On my first match

[somber raptor]

Micro now does damage every tick right?

[somber raptor]

highly doubt it

[meager slate]

Thats how it happened!

I wouldnt lie

[polar spade]

Literally a witch

[somber raptor]

hello Gordon

[meager slate]

Are you calling me a witch..

Wait I might be stupid

Dumb

[polar spade]

Maybe

[meager slate]

Not too smart

Shh

I forgor about my hat

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/crowbar-gif-12144360893082019520

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-computer-smack-crowbar-destroy-gif-17697135

[somber raptor]

hmmm

what is the social hierarchy of the internet

that would be an interesting thing to research

[meager slate]

I dont think it exists

[somber raptor]

the Internet is a society
any society is bound to have social classes, it's in human nature for people to try and gain power over others

[meager slate]

The internet is a place where you can go

You arent sorted out

Or anything

[somber raptor]

the internet is part of society

it's a place where people talk

where people do stuff
where some people have more power than other people

[polar spade]

Christmas is over

It is sad time now

[glass bronze]

Gg

[proper hull]

Its my guys

[somber raptor]

anyways

[orchid kraken]

Its over guys

No more christmas

[proper hull]

Whos like Russia?

[velvet oriole]

honk

[proper hull]

React me

[sacred finch]

Rah

[runic lichen]

Œ

[agile osprey]

Pink

[nova minnow]

you’re going in ton 618

[meager slate]

But this power isnt as significant imo

Being a mod on a forum isn't making you any more valuable than a member

We're all equals here, although some think they might be above others but I dont think that's true

[cunning pagoda]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi3gRz0vxSo Yall ever just go back to when Northwood made their first vids, how far they have come and how much has changed( thats their first vid from 5Y ago)

[silent wasp]

No more Christmas

Frosting process over

[robust hill]

I’ve never seen the non Xmas logo :p

[tough tapir]

I'm a citlali haver

https://tenor.com/view/citlali-citlali-genshin-genshin-genshin-impact-citlali-leaks-gif-14627750701265057965

[fallow kite]

flamingooo

i like flamingo

[tough tapir]

Mango mango mango

[fallow kite]

mango

epic

[fallow kite]

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-steam-steam-sad-gif-9524752141311518885

[twilit sluice]

Christmas was planned to be over for a while, they patched it and then are removing it later this week so servers can go back to normal non-event states.

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1300559367770345567/1314474552075751445/watermark.gif

[pulsar pebble]

useless item: S-NAV

in SCP SL

[twilit sluice]

Wasn't the NAV device in SCP CB meant to help the player while this game is literally figure it out since the facility map generation isn't that hard to navigate

[river burrow]

Dang no more Christmas

[quick bloom]

helo

am famingo

[fallow kite]

Yeah. Helped with finding rooms the player did not go to and upgrading it showed SCPs that were near

[worldly orchid]

And no need for a battery if it’s upgraded

It’s good

[fallow kite]

Fine or very fine night vision goggles?

[worldly orchid]

No, SNAV

And only red ones have infinite power and some resistance to SCP-895

[fallow kite]

No, I’m asking which do you like

[worldly orchid]

Red

[fallow kite]

Me too

[worldly orchid]

Blue has a second blink meter I’m too much of a monkey to keep track of both

[fallow kite]

It also requires batteries. It it can track humans

The fine goggles are infinite as you said + a very fine SNAV

[scarlet crescent]

you could carry batteries in wallets in scp cb right?

[fallow kite]

Could you? I never tried that 😅

[scarlet crescent]

Well all I am saying is that if you can then theres pretty much no inventory wasting going on if you have a wallet

so no need of red goggles if blue's better

[fallow kite]

Let me try it rq

[low zenith]

you could carry cards in clipboards and wallets
cb was truly cb

[fallow kite]

Can't put batteries in wallets

[low zenith]

theres a lotta stuff you can do in cb

[fallow kite]

Never assumed you could

[fallow kite]

You can upgrade yourself in the machine

[low zenith]

but then youll die from a heart attack

[scarlet crescent]

yall heard of scp cb directors cut?

[low zenith]

that mods the best one out there

[scarlet crescent]

scp 106 can put 173 in his pocket dimension if he dares to snap 106's neck

and there's chaos insurgents which put 096's pic on 173's face

and security guards actually do something

[low zenith]

mtf can also recontain 049, 096z and 106

[scarlet crescent]

and 035 does something

[low zenith]

my favorite part is the mtf beat 049 then cuff him

[fallow kite]

Yeah

[scarlet crescent]

gtg jus respawned

[fallow kite]

Adds more SCP's like 1048c and 339

[scarlet crescent]

oh didnt know

what do those do?

oh wait 1048c, Doesnt that spawn in entrance?

and have laser eyes?

[polar spade]

Wasn't C made of rusted metal

[scarlet crescent]

I dont know about that scp at all

[fallow kite]

1048c can spawn in light

Attacks and shoots a laser at you

[scarlet crescent]

I heard of that hes in the most recent update

I am wayy too much of a scaredy cat to play scp cb at all

and I guess I get bad seeds

[fallow kite]

339 I'm not sure where it can spawn but you have to be quiet around it

[scarlet crescent]

Does scp cb dc have coop?

[fallow kite]

Nope

018 is also in the mod too

[scarlet crescent]

cbm is the only game that does I guess

[fallow kite]

Not sure how it spawns either

[scarlet crescent]

and also I think ultimate edition has 268

invisible hat

[fallow kite]

Yeah

[scarlet crescent]

What does that even do lmao

Does that actually help you against scps?

[fallow kite]

Wearing it makes you invisible for some time

= no targeting

[scarlet crescent]

I know

[fallow kite]

Very useful

[scarlet crescent]

I bet 173 can "accidentally" snap your neck during it

I just bet

[fallow kite]

Can't

[scarlet crescent]

cb devs also add those details

[fallow kite]

afaik

[scarlet crescent]

oh man

[fallow kite]

Does 1033ru exist in UE?

[scarlet crescent]

what is that man

lmao

i dont even know about that goddamnn scp

[fallow kite]

It was in a dev version of UE

[scarlet crescent]

UE?

[fallow kite]

ultimate edition

[scarlet crescent]

anyways new round starting

so

bye for a bit

[fallow kite]

See you

[fallow kite]

A bracelet that absorbs up to 10 hits of damage without you being injured

in the game

[scarlet crescent]

back

ded

oh wait boutta respawn

[fresh bridge]

Wait I see they changed the logo

Does this mean Christmas is finally over?

On January 15th?

[nova saddle]

It's Christmas gone

[gilded timber]

The Christmas update will officially conclude ingame on <t:1737057600:F>/<t:1737057600:R>

[lethal scroll]

I gotta buy this

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/jill-stingray-va11hall-a-gif-26702383

[normal badger]

Good

[nocturne trellis]

l

[ebon sedge]

анАнас

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/coolcat-cat-fist-bump-cool-cat-fist-gif-24432788

[near stirrup]

🤔

[glass bronze]

car

[autumn elk]

@jade lodge

[glass bronze]

fr

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[gaunt talon]

What's in this corner

Will we ever know

[fair elk]

Hello

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/coolcat-cat-fist-bump-cool-cat-fist-gif-24432788

[fair elk]

Our server has localized

Best iranian server in middle east

[glass bronze]

nice ig.

[fair elk]

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sniff-gif-26264120

[gaunt talon]

Dear god

[low zenith]

why among

[near stirrup]

what car

oh

[tough tapir]

Why not among

[near stirrup]

yeah,is car

[glass bronze]

Car

We love car

[tough tapir]

Car

[river burrow]

The virtuous coat hanger

[tame hollow]

@tardy walrus booted up my old xbox in 6+ years. The old r6s icon, the good times

[gilded timber]

Is that not the current one???

[tame hollow]

Idk

[gilded timber]

Did they change it?????

[tame hollow]

I have not played it in 6+ years

Thought this is the old icon?

[gilded timber]

I honestly don't know

[odd snow]

o

[high wharf]

meow

[somber raptor]

not only that, but also only 52.2GB

shit weighs almost 100GB now

[orchid kraken]

If the game takes 250gb, delete it and reinstall

Gonna weight like

Idk

70gb? Works with cod games

[olive forge]

”old” R6S icon

https://tenor.com/view/three-glasses-gif-24249833

[tame hollow]

Imagine still playing that shit game

[orchid kraken]

Bought r6, played 20 games total
Left

Only spent 5€ on it anyway

[tardy walrus]

quite sure it's the new one

[low zenith]

i never playes r6

[fossil wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1235391506462933013/1288530348191518811/bounce.gif

[tardy walrus]

👀

i have a love-hate relationship with r6

and also

fuck alexander karpazis and yves guillemot

[fair elk]

How we can join staff team?

[fossil wasp]

you’re going to have to apply to the job openings. i found them on steam on the scpsl/northwood page

[fair elk]

Thanks

[plucky lintel]

xbox one is about 11 years old now right

2014?

[wary belfry]

a

[tame hollow]

Then it mustve updated when I reconnected my console to wifi

[eternal isle]

hi

[tardy walrus]

hi

[tardy walrus]

probably yeah

[stoic current]

.

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[bronze pier]

ok but when micro nerf like taking an shyguy+peanut with an micro down at the same time is too strong just nerf the damage

[tame hollow]

How about

Nein

[bronze pier]

doch

[runic lichen]

z nuts

[steep summit]

car :D

[bronze pier]

give patreon hubert plsss

[neon citrus]

hubert jumpscare

[gaunt talon]

Baldbert

[bronze pier]

pls

[glass bronze]

huh 💀

[neon citrus]

brodie what

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/cookie-monster-waiting-sneak-out-peek-cute-gif-9649418687917462631

[scarlet crescent]

I like the loo- I mean, That's wild man so inappopriate wth do people send this stuff

[polar spade]

You know the point of a joke is to make people laugh

[scarlet crescent]

what scp is it tell us nowww

or just give a hint

what is that post ABOUT

[polar spade]

!hubertping

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346850631820115972/463888452727865364/Error_Message.png

[gaunt talon]

He's not the one making lore

[scarlet crescent]

Doesnt mean he doesnt know

[eager wadi]

i know what it is

you wont know

[strange niche]

I know what you don't know

[scarlet crescent]

I choose to- delete the post and pretend like it never happened

[gaunt talon]

I will

[strange niche]

#scp-discussion has been figuring it out though

[polar spade]

Im standing outside your house

[scarlet crescent]

You dont know since your a discord mod not a dev

haha

[strange niche]

Don't lose steam just yet

[scarlet crescent]

Anyways I saw u in game once

northwood eu server 1

[polar spade]

Steam?

[scarlet crescent]

I pinged u too u never responded

[eager wadi]

im a manager, so i know more :)

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-loading-load-valve-gif-21067085

[scarlet crescent]

no only devs know u liar

[polar spade]

Tell me your secrets

[scarlet crescent]

goo goo gaga moment

[eager wadi]

i used the pink candy too early yesterday and didn't kill anyone

[icy flume]

I don't get it 😭

[scarlet crescent]

I think the fact that the narrative designer of northwood uploaded this meme has something to do with that new nw post fr

[polar spade]

Jesus…

[strange niche]

Transgendeer

[scarlet crescent]

I have an idea

[icy flume]

That's tough..

[light lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156047027331932160/1311241236333461524/Tumblr_l_223393742807579.gif

[polar spade]

What a horrible secret

[icy flume]

Where's the gen coming from

[polar spade]

I will forever think lesser of you

[icy flume]

😭

[light lily]

how to pistol is looking when i see a police officer

[scarlet crescent]

SCP-### is a deer who spawns in front of cars and causes car accidents confirmed

[steep summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1166336095718481991/1322989972101533737/absolutecinema.gif

[strange niche]

They are trans because males have antlers

[scarlet crescent]

hubert

[strange niche]

[scarlet crescent]

what is the new playable

tell us now

fr

[light lily]

hello mr munchkins man

[polar spade]

Make that a sticker

[eager wadi]

already is

[strange niche]

Incredible

[neon citrus]

guys the image clearly hints that you can throw wooden boxes at people

[light lily]

dude youre not gonna believe this

[scarlet crescent]

john northwood whats up

[icy flume]

I still don't get it LOL 😭
But ty for trying explaining it

[polar spade]

Damn, my command has been executed before i even announce it

[light lily]

I LOVE EATING IBUPROFEN 🗣️

[steep summit]

what if SCP-500 is just a really concentrated pill of ibuprofen

[neon citrus]

canon

[scarlet crescent]

@steep summit Do you think GOC would try to destroy scp-500?

[polar spade]

New lore

[scarlet crescent]

it literally cures cancer

do you think GOC is just

insane

[strange niche]

It's a highly concentrated form of Triple Meth

[polar spade]

No, why would the GOC do that?

[scarlet crescent]

because it counts as anomaly and plus they'd kill 999

[polar spade]

Foundation propaganda

[scarlet crescent]

And btw I am pretty sure 999 is neutralized now

[polar spade]

Also screw 999

[strange niche]

The GOC take advantage of the anomalous where applicable

[light lily]

"guys lets destroy the pills that cures everything"

[polar spade]

!999

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/1284167557749932082/999dies.gif?ex=66e5a5bc&is=66e4543c&hm=117ef29b2688b4555731cc5ddcbc4882e58044d78485817d2fb2c8fd3436fb94&

[strange niche]

They aren't idiots

[polar spade]

Overrated as hell

[strange niche]

Well

Not all the time

We don't talk about the chair incident

[polar spade]

Dont you diss the UNGOC

[scarlet crescent]

scp-500 has already been neutralized btw

[polar spade]

There is no chair

[scarlet crescent]

I think I know that

They tried destroying a chair and it turned into a monster

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[scarlet crescent]

right>

[polar spade]

There is no chair

[scarlet crescent]

Dude thats the hl2 mac advertisement but edited

[polar spade]

There has never been a chair

[polar spade]

Yea, its a 1984 reference. Thats why i used it

[scarlet crescent]

ok

[strange niche]

I love this fucking meme so much

[fallow kite]

It is.

[scarlet crescent]

tf2 players trying not to turn everything into tf2:

[light lily]

i fucking love this game

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-combine-cat-pick-up-gif-27154907

[polar spade]

Never would have known

[scarlet crescent]

would you slap that kid as hard as you can for 69 b- OH SHIT HES FUCKING DEAD!

[gaunt talon]

Don't most communities do that already

[scarlet crescent]

no they dont

[scarlet crescent]

okay maybe they do

but tf2 does it alot

[strange niche]

TF2 has existed for longer than most people on the internet, it is the embodiment of internet culture

Let them cook

[scarlet crescent]

Scout = Jessue from breaking bad and Medic= waltuh

Now.. Whos replacing gus?

Whos replacing saul?

[strange niche]

Scout is canonically Jerma

Like

Canonically

[scarlet crescent]

lmao thats funny

didnt they release 7th comic?

[strange niche]

The final comic is out

[scarlet crescent]

Damn

but still no goddamn MAJOR fucking UPDATE!!!!!!!!!

[strange niche]

TF2 is long past its golden age

[scarlet crescent]

ive not played tf2 in a long time

Yeah

I quit tf2 some time ago

never got gud

at it lmao

[icy flume]

Give me your reputation points!!!

[strange niche]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1303833864489406464/1328861329213227128/66E91C3886350687.mp4?ex=6788e6cd&is=6787954d&hm=87f65873858ed3bea274b0edb7643b39a1819d45cc215e717df65d4d76b2a599&
I embraced the jank

[icy flume]

I only play med in TF2

[strange niche]

And the game responds kindly

[icy flume]

I have too much skill issue to play as another class

Med is my go to

[scarlet crescent]

should NW add facial expressions when speaking in VC?

I mean they added emotions

It would be pointless if they didnt add that

[tough tapir]

daily " " peeler

[gaunt talon]

I can't play any other class than sniper scout and pyro

The other classes get too boring

[runic lichen]

I got black, I got white, watchu want ? - Grey.

[light lily]

i was a goated engie main in tf2

thats mainly cuz i love shotguns

bro i cant write for shit

i was uncle dane 2

[runic lichen]

gg ig

[stable mirage]

no more Christmas 🎄🎄✅✅

[tawny carbon]

[stable mirage]

[fallow kite]

[fossil wasp]

[pliant plinth]

there is gonna be new scp ?

[light lily]

its nw

so no

[pliant plinth]

k

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[steep summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1166336095718481991/1322989972101533737/absolutecinema.gif

[glass bronze]

for real

[lethal scroll]

Normal Headcrab
So smol
So cute

Poison Headcrabs though are a ugly afront to gaming and should be burned at the highest setting

[somber raptor]

Gonarch

[light chasm]

Im so skibidi

[lunar siren]

@rigid mantle bonjour

[fresh bridge]

Beautiful

[fresh bridge]

I heard vigil was caught roaming in the girls bathroom

It’s sad what droning does to you

[silent wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855187050336616528/1327501094963904563/final.gif

[fresh bridge]

I got a warning for pinging an inactive director?

That’s dumb

[eager wadi]

rule 6

[icy flume]

Jesus Christ i HATE

I hate someone...

Grr..

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/coolcat-cat-fist-bump-cool-cat-fist-gif-24432788

[silent wasp]

Same, forgot to turn this thing off

[rigid mantle]

op is that you

[lunar siren]

Si

[runic lichen]

omg finally a french person

[lunar siren]

FUCK NO

I speak it only

[runic lichen]

Yes

[runic lichen]

i mean french is my native language

[fresh bridge]

You’re a loser I can’t lie

[lunar siren]

And for me 2nd

[runic lichen]

e

[lunar siren]

Porah said he was 12

[lunar siren]

You

[runic lichen]

i smell alt in here

[lunar siren]

Not porah

[fresh bridge]

No he said you’re an attention seeking 12 year old

[runic lichen]

[fresh bridge]

This is what a loveless family does to you

[runic lichen]

OMG

[runic lichen]

BRO

😭

[lunar siren]

Take a showet perhaps

[silent wasp]

"Femboy porra" is pretty sus name

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841386143895126046/1289054148213477427/beer.gif

[lunar siren]

Acc created 12 jan, joined in 12 jan

[rigid mantle]

exactly

[runic lichen]

bro is a certified russian spy

[lunar siren]

Oui mon ami 🙏

[runic lichen]

Oui enfin

tu parles français

❤️

[low zenith]

❎

[lunar siren]

Petit

[fresh bridge]

I can’t lie

I hate French

People

[runic lichen]

La connexion intergalactique de tes neuronnes a été réduite de 0,5 pour cent

[lunar siren]

Mon français est pas bien so uh id stick to english

Wtf

[peak bane]

russian language?

[runic lichen]

Ok

[fresh bridge]

Mostly because of Ubisoft

[runic lichen]

watch dogs 2 forever

[lunar siren]

I like this guy

[runic lichen]

😔

french bashing

fr

[fresh bridge]

No

[lunar siren]

They colonised us what do you want me to do

[silent wasp]

Yea, I’m Russian spy

[lunar siren]

I hate with reasons

[runic lichen]

bro is fr back

[peak bane]

oh god we have a lesson of the french

[runic lichen]

with colonisation

it was

[fresh bridge]

This is just harassment bro

[runic lichen]

centuries ago

bro 😭

[fresh bridge]

Go find a hobby

[lunar siren]

IM NOT FRENCH

[peak bane]

[runic lichen]

who

[lunar siren]

I HATE EM

[runic lichen]

i am i can help

[fresh bridge]

@fervent valve

[runic lichen]

💀

[lunar siren]

Some not all

But most

[peak bane]

[runic lichen]

hubert

[fresh bridge]

When I said French

I meant all French

[runic lichen]

bro i hate u sm now

[fresh bridge]

Why?

[runic lichen]

cuz u hate me

[lunar siren]

Preach

[fresh bridge]

Fine you get a pass

[runic lichen]

tysm

ur goated

[fresh bridge]

Ty you too

[runic lichen]

ty

[fresh bridge]

Ty

[runic lichen]

np

and ty

[fresh bridge]

Nw

And Ty

[runic lichen]

ty

[fresh bridge]

Ty

[runic lichen]

np

[fresh bridge]

Nb

[runic lichen]

ur welcome

Average NPC dialogue.

[lunar siren]

Crazy

[runic lichen]

Sir

you are kindly asked

[lunar siren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1280922000361259089/1288629158779424830/hamstergroovin.gif

[runic lichen]

to stop

interrupting

the NPC dialogue

thank you 🙏

[lunar siren]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-shiver-shivering-scared-gif-22811013

[runic lichen]

@fresh bridge ty

[lunar siren]

No french scares me lowkey

[fresh bridge]

Ty

[runic lichen]

u never confronted one 😭

[runic lichen]

np

[fresh bridge]

Like fr bro

[peak bane]

[runic lichen]

i can't lie

french

are dumb

[fresh bridge]

I ain’t scared of them

[runic lichen]

they're

[fresh bridge]

I’m worried for them

[runic lichen]

i mean even me as a french i hate my government

[lunar siren]

I did

[fresh bridge]

Why tf do you need a tower made out of just metal

[runic lichen]

ok now then i understand u

[fresh bridge]

Very low in move

[lunar siren]

I went to france

[runic lichen]

cuz it is a symbol

[fresh bridge]

Low iq

[runic lichen]

❤️

[lunar siren]

Good mcdonalds tho

[runic lichen]

Bro the police is getting killed

[runic lichen]

agreed

[fresh bridge]

Yeah I’ve seen what France is like now

[runic lichen]

i mean yeah

[fresh bridge]

Due to insane immigration policies

[lunar siren]

Yall mfers pronounce it macdonaldss

[runic lichen]

yes

and our fucking government

is a dumbass

Apparently, Macron's wife is a trans and they don't want USA to know

[lunar siren]

Telling my us friend rn

[runic lichen]

well go ahead

idc

but like

macron is an idiot