general-chat

[rancid dome]

A psych horror game of some sort

idk, doesnt feel scary to me at all tho

It's like DDLC

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[full juniper]

hello i am new and would like to play but dont know what server to join

[tame hollow]

Official servers are a good start

[full juniper]

the issue is i see a ton of chinese and korean servers i cant speak those languages

are there english ones?

how long is a round?

i am trying to figure out if starting at midnight is stupid

[haughty oasis]

recommend Official servers at Northwood

[full juniper]

ok thank you i will try

[haughty oasis]

You can try out different servers
||I'm pretty sure you'll find something you like||

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[somber raptor]

poor dude 💀

[scarlet crescent]

Guys I made this church doing pixel art how's it looking?

Uhm.. Image is small

Made a mistake in exporting

[somber raptor]

now it's not small anymore!

[latent jackal]

Could use a window above the door

[somber raptor]

someone picked clash in ranked 😭

[fossil wasp]

looks good. i’d do what dino suggested as well as add some slight texture to the grass

[scarlet crescent]

Ohh yeah

[scarlet crescent]

Oh thanks!

[scarlet crescent]

For me the main important aspect here is if the shadows seem realistic

I had the church in the daytime background before and didnt edit any shadows when switching

[warped crest]

whats the link to the bug report

[raw raptor]

Yes.

[rancid dome]

!bugreport

[snow umbra]

https://support.scpslgame.com/bug-report

[rancid dome]

^^@warped crest as requested

[strong stump]

i wanna ask a quick q,
ive been unable to play since around 6th? of january because auth timeout. every time. is this an issue others have reported or nah. || if others have reported this issue id like to know what fixed it, if not, well... im on arch linux so sucks to suck wompity womp||

[rancid dome]

auth timeout?

What does it say in red when you open the console?

[strong stump]

general error
ip:
port:

it does say auth ticket signed in blue, and in green it says token obtained

ooh its trying to send me sumn via a port

[rancid dome]

[strong stump]

firewall is set to NOT allow ANYTHING that would be an explainaton yes my bad

[rancid dome]

iirc, your issue is not listed in the tech wiki so I'd suggest you to check out #technical-support and make a ticket

:3

[strong stump]

well to be fair || im on linux am i even allowed to lmao is linux even meant to work? ||

[rancid dome]

It says it does not support Linux client sided issue

yours could be something with the game server connection

Might as well give it a try

[strong stump]

not linux issue? lets GO man

[rancid dome]

I'm just guessing tho

[strong stump]

WOO aight ill file a ticket see what happens

thanks

[polar spade]

Why are you spoiling that

[rancid dome]

[polar spade]

There is no shame in using Linux

[strong stump]

so under server-owner issues? id have thought it would be under game client idk

[rancid dome]

^

[strong stump]

ive been too busy to make neofetch look nice 😦

[tardy walrus]

@rancid dome haiiii hewwo !!

[rancid dome]

Hiyaaaaa

[orchid kraken]

oh to think this guy had a family

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/mita-miside-waving-gif-13143433292978040083

[glacial nymph]

Is this other new Noemi arc?

Just posting miside everywhere?

[polar spade]

Mita has consumed her

Noemi is no more

[scarlet crescent]

how could he have a family what if he forgot to wash his hands at work and then comes home with bloody hands from work what would she say

[rancid dome]

Only NoeMita now

[polar spade]

Just say it’s ketchup

[scarlet crescent]

Blood stinks

[polar spade]

We have to put her down. Its for her own good

[scarlet crescent]

Especially scp blood..

I wonder how scp foundation's field agents do their job

From their name I can tell they go outside looking for anomalus activity

[untold wyvern]

[scarlet crescent]

But like

[scarlet crescent]

I burnt down an orphanage

[untold wyvern]

/

[scarlet crescent]

It had more than 200 kids inside

[untold wyvern]

/

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/miside-mita-cool-mita-cappie-glance-gif-319622690871977755

[shut socket]

Nah

[polar spade]

Allegedly

[scarlet crescent]

Guess they cant tell their parents

[polar spade]

Never admit

[shut socket]

What if I do and still get realised

[polar spade]

Plead the fifth

[shut socket]

If there’s evidence

Video evidence

Image evidence

[scarlet crescent]

I ran over a family of 4

[silent heron]

Bonjour ou trouver les mapping est script scp

Svp

[scarlet crescent]

because their child was crying on an aeroplane

[untold wyvern]

/

[polar spade]

Go in like M19 and burn all the evidence

[scarlet crescent]

Stop being happy

[untold wyvern]

no

[polar spade]

Open #steam-emoji-spam

[scarlet crescent]

Were you angry about me telling you to not be happy?

[untold wyvern]

no

[scarlet crescent]

Look behind you a donkey! (theres a mirror behind you)

[untold wyvern]

theres no mirror

[scarlet crescent]

There is liar

liar liar pants on fire

[untold wyvern]

my pants arent on fire

[scarlet crescent]

Yes because you arent wearing them ha ha ha

[untold wyvern]

fuck you

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-steamsad-steamangry-steammad-steamangy-gif-10453971517039865787

[scarlet crescent]

holy shit he is not jolly

[untold wyvern]

i am jolly

[scarlet crescent]

Nope u used sad emoji

ha ha ha'

[untold wyvern]

[scarlet crescent]

You broke your code of being a jolly and happy man

you shall

GO ON THE NAUGHTY LIST

[untold wyvern]

im gonna put your house on fire

[gaunt talon]

Christmas ended aldready

[untold wyvern]

christmas ends feb 4th

[scarlet crescent]

Like I did to an orphanage?

[untold wyvern]

yes

[scarlet crescent]

Well I mean

you set my house on fire I tackle you before you get out, Push you into the fire and lock the door

[untold wyvern]

[scarlet crescent]

No more mister nice guy

[scarlet crescent]

here have some cola Its sewage water you dont know it yet

[untold wyvern]

cola is a form of dehydration so no

[scarlet crescent]

Hey I made homemmade chicken nuggets they're 100 percent chicken unlike mcdonalds

Here take some

[untold wyvern]

no

[gaunt talon]

They are laced

[scarlet crescent]

Forcefully puts poison into your mouth

ok gtg now

[untold wyvern]

hey man

not cool

no rp

[scarlet crescent]

awh man

alr

[slate vigil]

guys i got a question

[untold wyvern]

mimir time

[slate vigil]

what channel to open ticket with a blackliste bug ?

[scarlet crescent]

I gtg guys cya

[fallow kite]

#933082787706183710

[lethal scroll]

Normal Kitten activities

[dreamy wedge]

cater

[somber raptor]

Got them Chaos Insurgent gloves

Now i need the rest of the Chaos Insurgent outfit

[pure heart]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[somber raptor]

my cheap ass found a way to cut down the price of the whole outfit from 300€ to 100€

[solemn flame]

where does one find all the stuff

[slate vigil]

mean like

my problemes is a friends got a server and im black liste smh and is white liste is off

the white list is off

[dusk crow]

In my CASSIE, how do I make some words silent?

[strong stump]

if youre including, say, replica airsoft, note that according to description the furniture on the chaos ak are custom

might get pricey

[forest field]

The magazines the AK is modeled after aren't even sold anymore IIRC

Yeah, the company doesn't even exist anymore

ig using any other 'waffle pattern' mags would be close enough though

[somber raptor]

I'll probably just get an AK-103 and a Dovetail Sight

[fallow kite]

X

[fervent glacier]

new here, are there ever any events or anything to get lots of players?

[fresh bridge]

wait you're trying to look like chaos?

[somber raptor]

yes

[fresh bridge]

thats sick

[languid radish]

https://youtu.be/qiiactLrqmk?si=mF2mkl8ku-D2UAiO

Check out this absolute banger

[summer robin]

Hi chat

😄

[lyric pulsar]

@strange niche https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/jtdcbGMYls2oCt9Ws?invite=cr-MSxqdDEsMTU3NTY1MzI3LA

i thought yall fixed this

[strange niche]

I am unsure why you pinged me for this issue

Not much I can realistically do about it since I'm just going to respond with my "it's not my department" mantra

[lyric pulsar]

eh you replied on it when i first mentioned it

when can northwood fix this

its been a month with this nonsense 💀

[strange niche]

It's most likely on Gitlab

[lyric pulsar]

prob

i hope its fixed soon

[strange niche]

If you discover an issue, please don't ping NW staff, report it instead through the intended dialogue channels

[astral oasis]

Ngl the old MTF and Scientist was better

[solemn flame]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-sl-heavy-duty-my-honest-reaction-honest-reaction-guard-gif-5796351699496105255

[rancid dome]

Should've won the one I held

[fresh bridge]

buy ubisoft stock instead

[glacial nymph]

God said Nuh uh

[tardy walrus]

ubisoft mentioned

i shall say my line

fuck alexander karpazis and yves guillemot

[fresh bridge]

idk who those guys are but they sound european so i agree

fuck those guys

[gaunt talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1160557947152236544/1327736073828433990/4000_171.jpg?ex=67842614&is=6782d494&hm=a28aaadc4ce42536576496485474236cf14a669aa392a04aa952966e46e8b971&

Got something to work in hammer

[tardy walrus]

even worse

french

💔

[fresh bridge]

oh god

how awful

🇹🇷

[eternal rock]

i HATE waffle pattern i actively SEEK OUT and EAT those magazines because thye make me hugnry

[solid echo]

hello hello fellas

what are we talkin about

[languid radish]

Honestly though i really like the new models for the guards, they look way more like cops

And you know what they say: you cant commit warcrimes against unarmed civillians if you commit them as the police

[forest field]

That's the exact design philosophy Hubert used for them, they're supposed to be Entrance guards so their duties only revolve around identify verification and settling disputes

[languid radish]

The old guard models will forever live in my heart, but i am still very happy how the new ones turned out

Absolutely brilliant

[lyric pulsar]

also whens the christmas update ending

[fresh bridge]

get a load of this guy everybody

christmas update si here to stay

[tame hollow]

Same

[eternal rock]

guys im the man who sold the world ask me anything

[normal latch]

Are there any rules against pokemon

[eternal rock]

i don't own it i sold it ask the new owner

before i sold it i hunted lopunnies and gardevoirs to extinction to prevent that though

[normal latch]

Naurrrr

[somber raptor]

did you really sold the world?

[eternal rock]

yes

[unreal gate]

Please Dont Use Medal

[lyric pulsar]

medal is goog

[solid echo]

for how much did you sell the world

[eternal rock]

2 bajillion dolars

[solid echo]

apolgy for bad english

where were u wen medel tv die

i was at house eating chip when phone ring

"medel tv is kil"

"no"

[lone light]

Yo

[oblique sand]

Hey pyro what I’ll do is just put - in the words

Just-like-this

[dusk crow]

Huh

[oblique sand]

What ya trying to do with Cassie

[spring lodge]

Guys how do I get good at scp sl

I got 105 hours aprox

And I still suck

[oblique sand]

Just keep playing keep mental notes from people

[spring lodge]

Alright

Thanks

[oblique sand]

I have 461 and I’m still bad lmfao

[spring lodge]

Damn-

[solemn flame]

i have 3659 and people still call me bad

[minor lagoon]

I'm at 684 and can occasionally win a fight

[dusk crow]

Learn it

[sleek estuary]

cassie_sl

[honest junco]

Hi

[royal meadow]

[eternal rock]

Would you go here

[iron scroll]

Nah i’d flamingo noises

[arctic gull]

DUDES, PARABELLUM JUST CAME OUT

[errant hollow]

What if instead of shy guy he was called white guy

[strange trellis]

good question...

[shrewd gull]

wait till i tell black guy

[errant hollow]

😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱

White guy is real

And he's in your house he's eating your fridge food

He's mooching off you and not paying rent you need to evict him

[strange trellis]

there is only one way he can pay you back

he must become food since he took your food

[iron scroll]

Imagine if Scp-1507 got a

[solemn flame]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-any-haircut-recommendations-low-taper-fade-you-know-what-else-is-massive-gif-3708438262570242561

[fervent glacier]

is the game active?

[solemn flame]

do you mean popular or servers working

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[errant hollow]

Nope no one plays the game anymore because it's sucks and it's baaad everyone is playing dark souls II instead

[gilded timber]

:(

[strange trellis]

and if you don't play dark souls II

you don't exist

[shut socket]

I don’t

[strange trellis]

you don't exist then

[shut socket]

My reason is: I’m broke

[strange trellis]

nope, the reason is that you don't exist

[shut socket]

Do you play terreria

[strange trellis]

if last played 2 years ago counts

or really just 1

[shut socket]

No

Doesn’t count

[strange trellis]

atleast I exist unlike you

[shut socket]

Do you play Minecraft bedrock nor Java

[strange trellis]

since you haven't played Dark Souls I: Scholar of the First Sin

[strange trellis]

java

bedrock is stinky

[shut socket]

You ain’t real

[strange trellis]

I am very real

[shut socket]

Xbox 360 Minecraft was the right answer

Tutorial mode

[strange trellis]

Proof: I play Dark Souls II

[shut socket]

If you never played Minecraft Xbox 360 tutorial back in 2016-2018 you ain’t real

On a disk*

[strange trellis]

i played it before 2016

so i am even realer

[shut socket]

What was the best part of it

[strange trellis]

back before even hunger was a thing

[strange trellis]

blowing it up

[shut socket]

By your discord account creation

I can see

[shut socket]

Agreed

[lunar siren]

Whats with the bar

[icy flume]

No clue

Discord issue ig

It was an actual video but Discord ruined it

[lunar siren]

Oh

[pseudo ivy]

huh

[spice coyote]

not really

everyone hates it

its so bad

[winter violet]

ello all

[wary swan]

I bought a server from a game hosting company, but it does not appear in the list, what can I do?

[stuck basalt]

What they do for you is they give you the server

[wary swan]

what

I don't understand

[sleek estuary]

whats the host?

[wary swan]

saganetwork

turkish hosting

ıam turk

[sleek estuary]

did you like, buy a VPS or is it a server instance option?

[wary swan]

not vps this is vds

I mean, I couldn't find it, but it looked like it could open a server from an illegal host. Is there such a thing on saganetwork?

[shadow mural]

I'm trying to host a server, but it keeps saying that the auth token has expired. Server might have an invalid time zone or time set.

How to fix?

[fresh bridge]

didnt they change it so taht you cant independently host a server anymore

[shadow mural]

Breh

[fresh bridge]

you either have to rent one or already had one before they made that change

[shadow mural]

That's lame

Just trying to make a private one

[sleek estuary]

no?

that would be retarded

[shadow mural]

Oh

[fresh bridge]

at some point it was like that

[sleek estuary]

it never was

[fresh bridge]

am i tripping?

[tardy walrus]

r u talkin about saganetwork or northwood

[shadow mural]

It says the server is running, but the timezone is incorrect?

[tardy walrus]

or what

im confused

[fresh bridge]

i am too

[sleek estuary]

if you have your own dedicated IP, then youll need to send a email to verification or use !verify in localadmin, in red it says what you need to do

[fresh bridge]

cause i remember i tried to make one years ago but i couldnt and i either had to have on up before an update or rent one

[wary swan]

local admin? console?

[shadow mural]

Ya

[sleek estuary]

as the message says, the server has a invalid timezone/isnt synced

[shadow mural]

The server config

[tardy walrus]

u can do it thru cst in console

[shadow mural]

How do I fix that then?

[tardy walrus]

or by using dedicated server tool

[sleek estuary]

by changing the timezone properly or syncing it

[tardy walrus]

like localadmin

or steam one

[fresh bridge]

this was years ago i think around 2020

[tardy walrus]

nah it was never like that

you buggin

[sleek estuary]

^

[shadow mural]

How do I change the timezone?

[fresh bridge]

i might be

[wary swan]

saganetworktan vds satın alınan sunucu listesi gözükmüyor ne yapmalıyım

[sleek estuary]

how r u hosting the server

[shadow mural]

Steam

[wary swan]

The VDS server list purchased from saganetwork does not appear, what should I do?

[sleek estuary]

windows?

[shadow mural]

Ya

10

[sleek estuary]

ok then change your time in settings

set it to auto sync or whatever

[shadow mural]

Ok thanks ill see if it works

[wary swan]

The VDS server list purchased from saganetwork does not appear, what should I do?

please help me

[sleek estuary]

again, you need to verify your server, it doesnt get auto verified unless you are using a host with auto verification. please read the red text in localadmin, either send a email to [e-mail] with your IP & port, or use !verify in localadmin

[tardy walrus]

holy yap

[sleek estuary]

oops

[wary swan]

ı understand

[sleek estuary]

keep urself safe

[tardy walrus]

buddy

dont forget that

https://tenor.com/view/you're-poor-xqc-streamer-goat-gif-17603575253554070826

[sleek estuary]

man i aint forgetting what u sent me on insta

i still have trauma

[tardy walrus]

LMAOO

[sleek estuary]

could be worse, my feed is full of chinese doing fucking insane shit

[wary swan]

@sleek estuary please help me dm

[sleek estuary]

bro

[tardy walrus]

nah i had mad crazy shit on my feed a few days ago

[sleek estuary]

i told you what to do

[wary swan]

Should I send an e-mail containing the IP and port of the Northwood server and wait for it to be approved?

[tardy walrus]

tamam

[wary swan]

lan

türk?

[tardy walrus]

hell nah

[wary swan]

wtf who are you

[tardy walrus]

i just know it means yes in turkish

[wary swan]

Should I send an e-mail containing the IP and port of the Northwood server and wait for it to be approved?

[fresh bridge]

🇹🇷

[tardy walrus]

😭 ?

[wary swan]

shut up american

dont cry

[sleek estuary]

either that or type !verify in console

[tardy walrus]

????????????????

[sleek estuary]

bro

wth

[wary swan]

oky th

[sleek estuary]

nvm im going back to watching anime

[fresh bridge]

not a dirty truk speaking to us americans

[sleek estuary]

yep gang wars in general

im out

[tardy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/im-onnat-44f-huncho-old-gun-gif-17281682795630000291

[wary swan]

th

[fresh bridge]

turkish people are basically french people

[fresh bridge]

is he threatening the opps with a luger😭

[tardy walrus]

nah he just onnat vro

[fresh bridge]

i guess you could say

hes fanum taxing the world

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[shadow mural]

It works thanks!

But my clock is back an hour now

[sleek estuary]

uhh

either uhh

windows is dumb

or you forgot about daylight savings

[normal latch]

You are a daylight savings

[tardy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/travis-scott-thatboiicheck-gunna-young-thug-hot-gif-15959855

[summer robin]

Hi chat

[scarlet crescent]

Guyz whats up fr fr here I made another pixel art guys rate it

I must learn pixel art and how to make games for this year

[near stirrup]

I think you could make a Mario game.

[shadow mural]

Yes

It's forcing the wrong time zone

And I can't adjust it without screwing the server

[uncut verge]

forgot i lowkey cant use external emojis

[rancid dome]

Level 10 and you can use it

Or 5, I forgor

[tardy walrus]

@rancid dome omggg hewwo haiii :3

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/mita-miside-waving-gif-13143433292978040083

[scarlet crescent]

When I learn coding lmao

[full pond]

I made a game of a 16 bit sprite walking around a room while cheap chrome music labs music plays in the backgrounf

[rancid dome]

It is 25°C at noon where I'm at

How is this possible
(It's SO GOOD)

[full pond]

Its like 40c for me rn

[rancid dome]

Where do you live?

[near stirrup]

Which region will have 40C

[rancid dome]

Somewhere along the equator

[full pond]

I wanna go back to Australia

[rancid dome]

I'm guessing somewhere close to the middle east then

[low reef]

Hey guys can i have a question?

[rancid dome]

You just did

[low reef]

When I pressed Q, the message “Voice not authenticated” appeared. How do I resolve this?

Server connection time is also slow

[rancid dome]

Leave server, open console (~) and key in ar

[low reef]

I already tried it

[rancid dome]

Hmmm

Odd

[near stirrup]

Maybe you can look for the universal technology department

[pulsar pebble]

who here plays on GT 1030

[robust turtle]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[mighty lodge]

why do people hate on space jam 2 in my humble honest opinion it was pretty tuff

[high hinge]

🇨🇳

[remote lintel]

status

[polar spade]

Don't give me a rep

[glacial nymph]

!rep @polar spade

[snow umbra]

You have just given @polar spade a reputation point!

[glacial nymph]

[polar spade]

What did i just say

[glacial nymph]

What did I say in the image

Reply to get it

Doesn't matter what message

[rancid dome]

Oh the paradox

[ancient vine]

[near stirrup]

[fresh imp]

What game is this

[fallow kite]

I would've said Zelda BoTW but the bosses in that game suck

it's like having a nice nature walk and then some asshole throws dried cow turds at you and screams racial slurs

[past hollow]

.

[near stirrup]

Maybe this is Tencent game

[past hollow]

\

[mighty lodge]

this is so fun

[mighty lodge]

elden ring

[sleek estuary]

mehhh

some of the bosses are just bullshit

esp DLC day 1

[tough tapir]

Denty Ring

[sleek estuary]

dent ring

[jade spruce]

hi where do I go to report a graphical issue

[near stirrup]

#933082787706183710 universal👍

[buoyant helm]

!rep @polar spade

[snow umbra]

You have just given @polar spade a reputation point!

[mighty lodge]

you might have a skill issue

[fallow kite]

!rep 639378675195838464

[snow umbra]

You have just given @polar spade a reputation point!

[sleek estuary]

nuh uh

[brazen island]

утипути

[mighty lodge]

like to beat the final dlc boss you just have to practice for around 10 hours straight and then its ez

[polar spade]

Damn it people, i specifically didn't want any reps

[gaunt talon]

!rep @polar spade

[snow umbra]

You have just given @polar spade a reputation point!

[frozen pawn]

I really like the new 3x particle disruptor

[polar spade]

[glacial nymph]

Man I hate google like I swear

I entered the address
I don't know the password
I gave him my phone number
I gave him the confirmation code
I gave him the full name
Google wants confirmation code from the ACCOUNT

DUUUUDE

IT'S LITERALLY MY ACCOUNT

[serene coyote]

no no mr

u should send cast of your head to their office

[rancid dome]

I don't think it's you

[serene coyote]

they may also ask to chop off a finger on each hand

[glacial nymph]

😭

I think I either have to contact the person who hacked my account for some reason or spend 90$ for an old phone repair

[strong stump]

what did you do lmao

[strong stump]

also, an update: shot bc linux. truly a day of despair

[rancid dome]

[glacial nymph]

Well, the hacker is a gentleman actually, he hacked my account but didn't kick me out, he just wants to play games with it since I have a high tier characters in Bleach Brave Souls

[strong stump]

1. 2fa 2fa 2fa 2fa 2fa 2fa
2. what the fuck is bbs
3. lmao whar

[glacial nymph]

I always log in after a very long time and I see how rich I am

[glacial nymph]

Ikr

[strong stump]

maybe i am too schizo

[glacial nymph]

We have GTA6 before GTA6

[strong stump]

idk im running arch on my laptop and divest on my oneplus (custom rom)

and i have everything backed up to ancient usbs (i have a 1gb usb)

[rancid dome]

If you wanna go further,

You could say we have GTA7 before GTA6

(It got confirmed by the CEO)

[glacial nymph]

Reaal

Probably even RD3

[strong stump]

have any of you seen a british lad make a video about how to coup a nation from like a year ago

satire

[rancid dome]

I will not make any comments towards that topic

[strong stump]

'J.K. this is a gag, pls don't send anyone to my bloody house'
i have this video in the background while revising

[fresh bridge]

I might just by a ps5 just to be able to play it

[rancid dome]

Too late, already sent an M1 towards your house

[strong stump]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-brams tank

[strong stump]

i will also make no further comments because i was only saying i think its a funny video || and i dont wanna be shot because ive JUST realised that a COUP mayyyyyyyy be under politics so i only wanted to say fnuuy video and thats where ill leave it||

[glacial nymph]

Chat question
From the image, how do you imagine the game? And what about?

Use your imagination

[scarlet crescent]

I guess it's a similar game to scp-1571 the talking to dead people scp where you stumble upon a VHS tape of dead people talking

[rancid dome]

Anybody ever just shoves Propane tank into your tactical rig? J- Just me? O- okkay.

[eager wadi]

hank hill is proud of you

[fresh bridge]

WTF

[deft root]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXuAJj_Uq1E
Why do these vids keep poppin up
yet another completely AI generated video

[true sky]

40 minutes of chatgpt yapping about city

[deft root]

beforehand I got like, 2 AI generated songs

[true sky]

ai can make music now?

[deft root]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJSXSG6sdkk ye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HebsiJT_4Qc

[true sky]

😭

[deft root]

they are always the third video to be recommended

bcuz they never have views

[true sky]

that thumbnail is uh

[deft root]

there is a funny image somewhere in the vid

u just gotta find it

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/miside-gila-gif-15350547883624744992

[scarlet crescent]

just image we tell chatgpt to make a christmas themed song about SCP foundation site-02 and it has the same lyrics as the one northwood made for the 7th year anniversary

[deft root]

[true sky]

Cassie

[scarlet crescent]

wha

[true sky]

yeah probably hacking

[fresh bridge]

take away gore from sl

its too scary

[glacial nymph]

I remember putting grenade in tactical bag, I regret it

[true sky]

stupid way to die

[glacial nymph]

@orchid kraken ok, the PFP says enough about you

[orchid kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914257473618206720/931316672277659758/demo-mesa-punch.gif

Yee bitch

[orchid kraken]

12.02.2025 remember this date

[rancid dome]

Holy shit mp3 works on mobile now?

[gilded timber]

It does?

[rancid dome]

Yea

[gilded timber]

Epic

[gilded timber]

Discord finally making a good update

[rancid dome]

Only took like... 2 years

Possibly even longer than that

[strange niche]

They unglued their asses from the sofa

[rancid dome]

impossible

The dev needed his salary so he got up from the couch for the monthly mobile update

[polar spade]

Someone is about to get fired for adding a good update to mobile

[rancid dome]

pls let him stay 😭 🙏

[polar spade]

Goes against the company’s vision

I can just imagine the corpo talk in that conversation

We believe that your ideals and work ethics is incompatible with our firm’s current mission statement

We wish you the best of luck in pursuing a future career in another firm

[glacial nymph]

Since mid 2024

[rancid dome]

what?

holy jesus it takes that long to get to everyone?

[glacial nymph]

You never see it before?

Wowie

[rancid dome]

only the voice recorded

[glacial nymph]

Yeah discord probably doing that experimental features thing in limited access

[rancid dome]

not mp3 being like that

[glacial nymph]

Idk why they don't just push it to everybody after it's done

[rancid dome]

because apparently it takes half a year to fully test a mobile feature that people can code in seconds

[polar spade]

Need to maximise our misery

[rancid dome]

^

[polar spade]

Got quotas to fill

[rancid dome]

gotta get the monthly 1 feature quota in

[glacial nymph]

Chat, Google is spying my DMs

I never spoke about Tarkov since early 2024

I did recently and it's already have been pushed in my recommendations

[digital cedar]

If the server is full and I want in the server why can't you just like put me in a queue

[fresh bridge]

siri*

[lethal scroll]

bullsquid wisdom

zombies deserve no rights

[true sky]

trust

[arctic cape]

What happened to Darwin bro?

😭😭😭

[tame hollow]

fentanyl

[glacial nymph]

Bro is asking like he didn't make it

😭

[arctic cape]

maybe 😊

[arctic cape]

Can fishes get high?

[tame hollow]

They can

[arctic cape]

Damm didn't know that

[arctic cape]

Darwin got a glow up tho

[true sky]

female darwin

[arctic cape]

Remove the ale from female and replace with boy

[ancient bolt]

https://discord.com/channels/1327769261451644949/1327769261959024793

[orchid kraken]

I love the #unknown

[arctic cape]

Bronies....

[arctic cape]

Not a furry poo poo brony Darwin is a fish 😂😂😂

Cant insult even me the right way

[iron scroll]

New update when?

[arctic cape]

brony gets mad being called a brony
tries to insult
not even the correct meme reply
informs him
replies with an off topic response with no substance at all.
Like clockwork

[orchid kraken]

Rage bait

Also i wasnt trying to insult

[iron scroll]

I need this plush y’all

[orchid kraken]

Buy one..

[arctic cape]

Hmmmm

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/419857659987230744/1327987780462317620/GIF_20250112_140552_931.gif

[arctic cape]

Would you eat him?

[orchid kraken]

No

[rough wing]

Tufter joke

[arctic cape]

Its a banana

[orchid kraken]

No shit

[arctic cape]

Its good for you

[orchid kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914257473618206720/931316672277659758/demo-mesa-punch.gif

Im american i only eat fast food

[arctic cape]

Fatass

[arctic cape]

Eat some veggies once in a while?

[orchid kraken]

No

Im american

I spread oil

[gaunt talon]

You're Austrian

[arctic cape]

Your not american you're a euro

[errant hollow]

All of you: talking about dumb shit probably
The humble sparrow:

[orchid kraken]

Why you break disguise

[bronze pier]

did someone saw a guy called ''Killer' its an german guy who hacks bc i dont think you can take an weapon from 10 meter range or wlak through doors and there are like 1000 people called killer on steam he is on the server ''NorthStar Foundation

[gaunt talon]

Could be high ping

[bronze pier]

he has an 14 ping bc i saw his dc stream but you wont see the hacks when he is streaming only sl and not the whole screen

[orchid kraken]

Join their server and report them

Und was machst du hier

[bronze pier]

le

ck

ei

er

[orchid kraken]

Halt die fresse😭

[arctic cape]

brony
gemrman/austrin
Your the living sterotype

[orchid kraken]

Go jkin their server and report

[orchid kraken]

Ok

[bronze pier]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-kitten-tail-suck-tail-gif-21243409

[arctic cape]

😘

[orchid kraken]

Haters can hate

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-scout-tf2-scout-balls-buzz-saw-gif-23108189

[tardy walrus]

@rancid dome hewowo haii !!

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/mita-miside-waving-gif-13143433292978040083

[woven karma]

Hello everyone, I just want to say that my brother gave me the computer after 2 years, I made an account on Steam and they banned me. The question is what to do and where to write and why?

[gilded timber]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[tardy walrus]

u can ask ur brother if he cheated on sl and if he did you not getting unbanned ima be honest

[bronze pier]

L

[strange trellis]

Birthday Spongdal

[woven karma]

he played sl and was banned forever for making an angry comment on my computer and he was banned because of this 😦

[tardy walrus]

wtf did he write

[chrome raven]

Maybe

Gg 5 times

3 netherite ingots

Burst fade

[orchid kraken]

"I said gg
5 times and they banned me!" Ahh ban

[tardy walrus]

😭

[woven karma]

I was banned by the moderation of the game just because I used a feature with a plugin on the server

[tardy walrus]

used a feature with a plugin

sounds believable

[arctic cape]

Wdym by this?🤔

[bronze pier]

what do we say 3x times???

[tardy walrus]

3 times times

[bronze pier]

FE!N FE!N FE!N

[woven karma]

: (

[tepid hawk]

is there a report system for official redwood servers?

because no mod joins on reporting via menu ofc

[true sky]

probably the discord server

[orchid kraken]

Well well well

[bronze pier]

look who we have here

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-kfc-nugget-black-guy-eating-chicken-asmr-gif-11983919921358968228

[woven karma]

ok then I'll go look for another game using scp : (

[bronze pier]

SPC:5k

SCP*

or play some goofy scp roblox games

[chrome raven]

No more free good scp game

Or sl in roblox

I saw it on tiktok

[woven karma]

I was able to log into my brother’s account, but it won’t help. I still have a question: why was I banned? there was a ban on his account but why is he on my account too

[strange trellis]

probably an ip ban

[orchid kraken]

But worst of all

Hardware ban

[woven karma]

maybe but what should I do then?

[woven karma]

.

[solid echo]

Chat is this bait

[strange trellis]

idk, try to appeal it i guess

[solid echo]

Anywayys

U gotta appeal

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[bronze pier]

can i have free admin on every server i can give hubert 200€

[orchid kraken]

Actual content creation

Instead of
"Minecraft survival but im getting chased by 5 actors who i bought"

[solid echo]

Suddenly! Everyone has a 5 year hardcore world!

normal hearts in hotbar

[strange trellis]

minecraft HARDCORE but when I die I respawn!!!!!

[orchid kraken]

I unironically have 5 year old hardcore world with every achievement

[solid echo]

Peaked

[bronze pier]

can someone remove the ap magazine from the kriss vector like nobodfy uses it

[solid echo]

What did you say

I use it

[bronze pier]

ewwww

[solid echo]

Its on my #2 for the vector

I barely use it but i do

Its peak

[bronze pier]

its trash

[solid echo]

Na nah

[cunning lance]

Yo

[bronze pier]

i would use it if it was 40 shots

[solid echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1324881863202046047/1325312417428668551/IMG_1869.gif

[fallow kite]

Guys, why does my SCPSL keep crashing after I was changing something in settings?

[woven karma]

I filed an appeal, I hope they unban me

[final storm]

But... I use that constantly: (

[final storm]

Try to delete or verify the game

[somber raptor]

Hm

I need to find a green trench coat for my irl C.I. outfit

[gusty mason]

does anyone here use telegram

I'm actually curious

[fallow kite]

they should model new fits for ntf commanders and sergent and chaos different classes

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/miside-gila-gif-15350547883624744992

[bronze pier]

you are Not him

[woven karma]

someone give me soap I want to wash my eyes from the shit in roblox scp is shit and not a game

[final storm]

I just like the ap bullets...

They are more versatile

[gilded timber]

Bans are done via hardware ID, you won't be able to play scp:sl on that pc

[orchid kraken]

Skibidi toilet season 25 once again used Secret lab music

Which plays on surface

[winter violet]

anyone know what causes my game to crash constantly

well, mainly when i try launching the game

[nova ginkgo]

using DX11 or DX12?

[winter violet]

uhhhhhh

[shut socket]

Broo

[winter violet]

how can i tell

[shut socket]

i just killed my self somehoww

[gilded timber]

Hard to diagnose an issue with any logs, try open a ticket in #technical-support!

[shut socket]

What are the chances of that

[winter violet]

thanks

[glacial nymph]

Im dying man

HOW IS SHE THAT CUTE

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/mita-miside-blushing-anime-anime-blushing-gif-3011966032955415022

[shrewd gull]

Brother what

[glacial nymph]

My inner side calls me

"you are better than this"

"yes"

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cacabrotbrot-cat-kitten-kitten-lick-kitten-paw-gif-17263805443468530457

[bronze pier]

we need an drum mag ap drum

or jhp

[tough tapir]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-at-you-hired-mita-miside-stare-gif-13033948160865150232

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/mita-miside-waving-gif-13143433292978040083

[somber raptor]

Once i get the irl C.I. outfit what memes should i make with it 🤔

[solemn flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/770991230377132042/takehishand.mp4?ex=67850a89&is=6783b909&hm=e4d5ed227908f84bf1c4f5a38025dacc9b2d825f1b5e785f76fdd69b108c34f8&

[shut socket]

BANZAiiiii

[fallow kite]

The game is very good

[rancid dome]

Very well said! :D

[rancid dome]

Btw you might wanna change your word in the sentence a bit

should be "is" and not "was"

[tardy walrus]

it is correct

i deleted it

[rancid dome]

D:

[tardy walrus]

yes

[fallow kite]

Yeah I couldn't control the is and was

Axxo deleted it

[rancid dome]

grrr

[fallow kite]

It really is a good story

[rancid dome]

YURUSANAI

[tardy walrus]

wat dat mean

"I won't forgive you"

alright then

[fallow kite]

It took about 3.5 hours to finish

[uneven plaza]

@topaz egret

[topaz egret]

yes

[broken sonnet]

not even the SL server is safe from Mita

[fallow kite]

Mita is capable of a lot of things

Scary..

[broken sonnet]

put her as an SCP lol

[fallow kite]

That could be a thing someone writes up

[peak bane]

[peak bane]

That's worse than brain rot songs

[glacial nymph]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 56 minutes, 52 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[peak bane]

Just make a new account

[peak bane]

[peak bane]

Or they blocked the steam account too?

[mighty lodge]

did he do a part 2

[spiral latch]

@sinful obsidian porraaaa

[sinful obsidian]

i dont care im playing scp sl

[spiral latch]

@sinful obsidian lets talk mister porra

[sinful obsidian]

no fuck you

[spiral latch]

LOL

I thought for a second you said thank you

[spiral latch]

Do you like my clan of porras

[spiral latch]

hes harassing me

Ban him

Hes harassing me

[tame hollow]

The fuck is that name

[fallow kite]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

Arigatou

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/mita-miside-waving-gif-13143433292978040083

[somber bolt]

everywhere I go, I see Mita

[rancid dome]

Escape From Mita

[fallow kite]

[green verge]

Praying for you 🕯️ O Great Mita 💝

[rancid dome]

No more Tarkov, just Mita

Praying for you 🕯️ O Great Mita 💝

[somber bolt]

Ah yes, the "Tarkov Mita"

[rancid dome]

A whole ass district of Mita is gonna be one hell of a place

[rotund lantern]

fr

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/miside-gila-gif-15350547883624744992

[glacial nymph]

RAAAAHHHHH 😭

GET THIS OFF THE SCREEN

Whyyyy 😭

Whyyyyyy you doing this 😭

[tough tapir]

I like the gif

[glacial nymph]

WHARRA DO 😭

[tough tapir]

Everything

[glacial nymph]

Like I swear, seeing Mita is like wanting anime be real

It's so depressing

I need to fucking wake up

This is just a virtual reality

[tough tapir]

I mean I send the gif to my gf and we go 'us'

[glacial nymph]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

WHYYYYY

Stooooop!

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/furina-furina-de-fontaine-feliz-navidad-furina-chibi-genshin-impact-gif-2208690393913802190

Does furina make it better?

[glacial nymph]

I will go with "meh"

[tough tapir]

Ok so you want more mita

[glacial nymph]

NOOO-

Actually yes

I mean

No

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-at-you-hired-mita-miside-stare-gif-13033948160865150232

[glacial nymph]

No of course not

RRRAAAA@HHH

MARK, SAVE ME FROM THIS

END THE GAME ALREADY

PLEASE

[rancid dome]

Praying for you 🕯️ O Great Mita 💝

[glacial nymph]

We have people praising Mita before GTA 6

[rancid dome]

Mita prayers have been a thing since day 1 of the game mate

I think your faith is just not quite there yet

[fresh bridge]

Why is it still Christmas💔

💔💔💔

Please northwood I beg of you to not turn into ubisoft 💔

I’m on my knees

Please remove Christmas😭

I’ll do anything

[glacial nymph]

Astaghfirallah

I would never

[strong stump]

https://curiouscoding.nl/posts/static-search-tree/

me when the ram is too slow

[fresh bridge]

Download ram

[strong stump]

wizardry at the lowest of levels

[glacial nymph]

Download fps

[strong stump]

i have no clue what this man is on about im just there for the graphs

[fresh bridge]

Download the 5080

[wide goblet]

What’s the way to spawn in the heli without the announcement?

[fervent valve]

@sinful obsidian

[rancid dome]

!rename 1328059349330956298

[snow umbra]

Done.

[lunar siren]

Its the mudkip guy²

[fervent valve]

Why is my name"trying to be smart"?

Im smart

[rancid dome]

debatable

[fervent valve]

Stfu

[lunar siren]

Womp womp

[fervent valve]

Porahh

Im you

[fervent valve]

The master wants to talk to porra

[lunar siren]

[fervent valve]

Join the femboy porra clan

[lunar siren]

[fervent valve]

So we can adore you porra

Porra.

@sinful obsidian

[lunar siren]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[lunar siren]

Im sure tho @rigid mantle would join

[fervent valve]

Poor ahhh

[fervent valve]

ok

Poor ahhh

nooo he blocked me

[strong stump]

no stock on the ak

oor its folded

[fervent valve]

@sinful obsidian blocking me wont do anything

[strong stump]

but i aint see nuthn

i wonder if its chambered

i hope not

[rigid mantle]

shut the fuck up

[spiral hawk]

Hi, does anyone know a method to change the textures in the SCPSL game to optimize?

[spiral hawk]

Or do you know of any external method to optimize the game?

[lunar siren]

[rigid mantle]

i will scp

[lunar siren]

YOU WILL SCP?

AINT NO WAY

@rigid mantle what like uhh freaky

[fresh bridge]

What if instead of Scp it was Spc

And it stood for sexy poop collab

[lunar siren]

Northwood hire this man

[rigid mantle]

SHUT

[gaunt talon]

Spc is shark punching centre

[lunar siren]

Short people center

[fresh bridge]

If I become a billionaire ima make one of these but make all the staircase steps 3 feet tall

[sinful obsidian]

yeah dude im sick and tired of this needy ass 12 year old calling themselves me

to then spam me in different servers

tf is this

goofy ass person dude

😭

[fresh bridge]

Idk man

You’re a femboy

[sinful obsidian]

no?

thats the entire point of them doing this

trying to spread misinfo about myself

[fresh bridge]

Sounds suspiciously a lot like what a femboy would say

[sinful obsidian]

man

stfu

i will berade you with... hightierhuman

[fresh bridge]

I’ll send you shy guy feet pics

Don’t test me

[sinful obsidian]

what

[lunar siren]

You be plotting shit villains never do

[lunar siren]

Whats with that femboy glazing you?

[sinful obsidian]

4 months ago they got banned in a different discord server for underage + racism

and thats the only reason

thats literally it

[lunar siren]

So a literal attention seeking child lmao

@rough wing HOLY SHIT SPIT IT OUT

CLICK ENTRE

https://tenor.com/view/scout-update-nothing-dissappointment-gif-9922939

[sinful obsidian]

fyi thats the 37th alt

ive been keeping track

[bronze pier]

When 012 Come back
When p90 Come back
When HK 416c Come back
When USP Come Back

[pearl anvil]

there was never a HK416C

[bronze pier]

the Old e11 sr was an 416C