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Maid is typing
I made a simple bait and then somehow I'm automatically 13
Let's just switch topics aye?
a master baiter
And forget about it
A " " skin baiter
Good idea.
Wtf
So anyway, the industrial revolution and it's con...
let's go back to that Student's Coffee
to bird
No
You and I both know what that means
Then why are drugs and overdose allowed
Excuse me?
??
we were talking about coffee ๐
both of those are normal words...
What about the gif I sent?
It was a simple joke anyway
also there are literally drugs in the game
I thought you typed "let's go back to ignoring the Level 0s guys
"
What happened
to
that?
filtering those would be fucking stupid
that's still not drugs
Clearly didn't keep his word
Buddy you clearly said you would ignore yet you came back less than 10 minutes
i have nothing better to do since it's english class rn 
You should just focus on school mate
imagine school
nah i can already speak english well enough to ignore english class
i got 8.8 in english
Fake blasphemy
it's true though... and honestly i don't care if you believe me or not ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Then don't respond and focus on yo class
๐ฅ
๐
100% guaranteed you're failing
and your mom is definitely wailing
Your dad's teeth are clenching
Guys, break it up, getting pointless atp
who tf-
We're just being boys and chilling
damn
tfw you want to get the full 70K$ in buckshot roulette but they keep giving you fucking cigarettes
Yeah the game is labeled "Get off discord"
that's a hard one
nah
of course
wait
Exactly
exactly

which means while you lose 2 days, every day after will be multiplied by the amount of cement mixers you buy

Hello SCP SL community, is there a way to prove im legit player not a cheater? I had a row with a friend and he accused me of cheating - that's why im asking.
just tell your friend you ain't gotta prove anything to him
what a fuckin
GENIUS
Have you been globally banned?
No
Then it should be fine
unless he's Northwood Global Moderation it's not his job to decide whether you're cheating or not 
If you're not cheating, that's a pretty damn good compliment you can get. As for the question, I'd say there's not much you can really do besides just recording your gameplay
on mobile and in public so
IT SUCKS!!!!!
But it's like micio said though, it's not his thing to ban you anyway
i mean, if youre actually not cheating you have nothing to worry about cause a global mod cannot ban you without proof that you are in fact cheating
yes
i once decimated a Chaos wave by myself
Nah bro, you're getting banned
Say goodbye
and i'm not talking elevator camping with micro i'm talking hiding in HCZ and hunting them down one by one
cheater 
Clearly :p
i gotta say them tight corners are funny to be around when you have an MG 36
sadly i didn't have Instant Replay on :(
would have been so cool
I really valued him and i just wanted to prove him that im not cheating but he insulted me very much and then deleted me from his friend list. I feel very strange about it
i just met the 1st one in a hallway and his reaction time was not fast enough to even start shooting at me
2nd one turned a corner and got met with 5.56x56mm
3rd one was in walking around 939's old room and i got him from behind while hiding in the observation room
4th one i forgor, i think another corner
5th, 6th and 7th were together fighting against the MTF that just arrived i just swooped in from behind and got all 3 of them before they could realize i was behind them
and that, guys, is why you don't split up
i know i was alone, me against 7 people... but if you split like that you're underestimating the power of a single drugged-up dude with a machine gun
@devout ruin I'm terribly sorry for what I said, but it's sorta true though, a real and good friend would not try to say that you're cheating without solid prove that you are actually doing so
Hell, they'd argue over everything for you
Unless it was a joke about how good you are
I mean, this does not sound like a joke
Getting insulted and then an unfriend
this reminds me of a clip someone posted in a server: "Nine-Tailed Fox tactics are peculiar"
Yes, you're absolutely right. For some reason, I tried not to believe that he's not a real friend
It'll be hard to get over that, stay strong 
If you need any help, feel free to contact me to vent or stuff like that


WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
NO WAY THAT IS SL
when was the last time you opened the game?
2023
Are those new official models for MTF?
yes
They don't know
humans got new models, HCZ got a rework, Experimental weapons (Micro HID and 3-X) got reworked, SCP-1344 got added
show me class d rq
and 3114 got thrown into hell
one sec
there
Okay it's not that bad
But I prefer the old one
it just felt more iconic
best new model is Chaos Insurgency in my opinion
true
the new chaos looks sooo good
the CI model is the best one out of all of them
he went bald
unc
the best model is the uninstall button
good riddance.
no
vacuum cleaner also got reworked
Scientist got hit with a radiation beam
Yeah I'm very likely never gonna play SL Again
like ever
professional hater
like it aint that bad
Why did they turn the scientist into
what ever the fuck this is
Is that facility guard?
yea
Yeah I'm def never coming back
now it got 2 fire modes:
- Primary fire: 3s windup, consumes 5%/s, 5m range, 500DPS
- Charge fire: 6s windup, consumes 10% upon firing then 10%/s, 10m range, 1000DPS, forces doors open, explodes if you keep it charged up for 15s
Guard, Tutorial, and NTF
new micro is SOOOO much better than the new one
TERRIBLE
NTF built like a doorknob
FUCKING ATROCIOUS
Peak*
THE MTF LOOKS LIKE A CB RIPOFF
What
yeah these are the most
dogshit updates
I'll only allow the new CI Model
3-X Particle Disruptor got reworked
This belongs in hel
ITS A DIRECT KNOCK OFF
Still funny
did any of the scps get changed?
now it got 2 fire modes too:
- Burst of Fire: fires 3 shots rapidly (only consumes one shot) with a short windup that do 200 each
- Disintegration: has a way longer windup, fires only 1 bullet that does iirc 600 damage and penetrates hume shield
like 096?
larry got buffed
Yes
SCP-106 got buffed
Show me pls
That sounds good
I think only 049 needs to change
Their models are the same
Okay okay
larry has a really fast teleport now, and when emerging he gets 5 seconds of like 20% speed increase
I thought it would be terrible but thank god
he now comes out way faster from his sinkholes and got 20% speed boost for 5 seconds after coming out of sinkhole
When did you started playing
049 is still the same 12ish year model
March 2018
so now sinkhole is actually useful
Did you used to play when 096 was a midget
Holy shit alr hold I'll show you brother
crybaby 096 midget was peak
I haven't played since 2023
His back was 7 polygons

(don't get me wrong i still hate playing larry more than any other SCP but at least now he's not a complete shitter)
old midget 096 brings back memories
damn
i feel nostalgic lowkey
@oak agate this is an old animation, but should be enough for you to know how he looks like now
Like I said I played last 2023
he said last played 2023 not 2019
๐ญ
I already know that shit lol
Bro I thought he last played in 2017 ๐
Pmfao
by 2023 you mean early 2023 or late 2023?
Mid 2023
like do you know about the new captain weapon?
Last played
well in 13.2 the Captain got a new weapon
Yeah that looks goofy asf
And weird
the FR-MG-0
0_0
takes the Logicer's place as the best gun in the game
I'm definitely Interested
Its gonna be almost 2 years since its release btw
They tried as hard as they could to still make the new class-d to look like the classic old Class-D
When the FR-MG-0 frist came out it was bonkers on how busted it was
But I'm gonna miss the old scientist's and mtf models
frist
they were like the main mascots
You can kinda see the beard and stuff
Idk man
also privates now spawn with the same keycard as sergeants (which got renamed to 'MTF Operative keycard') so every mtf can finally open gates instead of it being only for 5 people in the wave
the idle animation looks weird
the new models are peak
no
then during 2023 halloween we got SCP-3114 but it's pointless talking about him since they sent him to hell in 2024
CI yes but idk about the rest
MAN you MISSED Halloween and Christmas 2023 they were so fucking fun
That looks even more ass
The models will probably grow on you overtime, but if not then it's totally fair lmfao
Have you seen the new Heavy Containment?
fuck everything else
No?
Did shit just get alot of reworks while I was gone?
It looks amazing (at least in my opinion lol)
heavy is entirely remade
just watch teh gameplay trailer
There's a fucking waterfall room now!!! ๐ฅ
that's not a rework
it is not
thats not it
The 14.0 โHeavy Dutyโ update is now public! Featuring new human models, completely revamped heavy containment zone, and the reworked reinforcements system.
Play the game for free: https://store.steampowered.com/app/700330/SCP_Secret_Laboratory/
Patreon page: https://patreon.scpslgame.com
Webpage: http://scpslgame.com
Credits:
Editing and coor...
that's just lights and shade tbh
here
Halloween 2023 got us some new candies (only for the event):
- Orange candy makes you glow like that one guy in the meme
- Black candy gives a random effect
- Gray candy makes you become metal (more resistant, when you drop down from any height you can crush people)
- Red candy makes you breathe fire
- Green candy is drugs
- Yellow candy makes you dash
- Purple candy makes you fat
- Brown candy literally makes you shit yourself
- Evil candy is evil marshmallow man (with moustache)
- probably forgetting some other candy
watch this video
That's not it bruh
@oak agate
Christmas 2023 got us the fucking flamingos
SCP-1507
2023 Flamingos were something else
you cannot understand the fear as an SCP of seing a 30 people wave of 2023 flamingos coming towards you
That shit looks impressive
I mean the models and stuff are more realistic
new warhead room is the best part of the HCZ rework
Funny elevators
first of all
- no more nuke-camping since it got 2 elevators and is way bigger
- different layout, making camping even harder
- vents
- YOU CAN DROP DOWN THE ELEVATOR SHAFT
@oak agate hear that?
you can jump in the fucking elevator
(tip: as a human, if you got anti-cola you can survive the fall)
i mean the vents kinda suck for camping
ngl
at least as an scp
Humans still do it
its never worked when i tried it
are the vents hard in general?
that actually makes it more challenging and better if so
i mean theyre cool but not that hard to check
also the respawn system got overhauled
there's a pinned message by me in #scp-discussion explaining it
oh yeah the respawn overhaul is peak
gameplay is so much better, i honestly forgot how bad it used to be and you just reminded me 
ive been taking it for granted
I only played half a match in 14.0
Got a little unmotivated to play sl after my favourite server was shut down
damn
why play sl when you can play dark soul with lesbian
i feel thatr
and how could you forget them wallhack goggles @oak agate
SCP-1344 "eye catching goggles"
- can see people through walls if they're close enough to you (they will show up as orbs like SCP-096 targets, orbs will have different color depending on class)
- you can see people with SCP-268 (will show up as a purple orb)
- Immune to flashbangs
- once you put them on, you can't take them off (why would you, honestly)
pretty much me when the bone zone shut down
Ingame wallhacks 
Jesus christ
i quit from like 11.2 to 13.0
yeah 14.0 is super cool
You can get used to those
i disagree but i also hope we can both agree that they are still miles better than the old ones
i quit from 11.0 to 13.1 cuz my laptop was ๐ฉ
then i got a desktop and got back to SL
chaos is goood
I prefer the mtf over chaos
Monitor Blรฅhaj
MTF Is just a straight rip off of CB
im so confused
mfer built like a door knob
thats a stretch 
they look nothing alike imo
Please tell me you're joking
Say sike I'm begging you
The old models were iconic
But it's time for new models
the security guard model is ass
now this is the game's poster
and this is the game's banner
ye
Now that's just a straight up insult
banner is fire ngl
Everyone was just talking about that when it first got shown mfao
Like seriously what were they thinking?
^
It's such a huge downgrade
They were thinking of making a new model
It looks like paul bart
Human Shrek
he just checks badges and shit
nah he just looks goofy but whatever
Yeah the model makes sense imo
it will not sit well with me
again i sent the reasoning here^
I'm saying the older one grew on most of us and it was iconic asf
but this reasoning makes sense
otherwise
imo something being iconic is no reason to keep it
well it made SL's fanbase by a margin
sl stinks anyway
Watch erm and millions of other SCP Secret Laboratory videos captured using Medal.
Wait a second when did you start even playing SL?
The peak was on Halloween 2023
5 years ago
what other stuff from 2023 did i miss hm...
@oak agate did you know SCP-173 now spawns in HCZ?
SL Was at it's peak in scopophobia beta
i played in 2018
Thats really debatable.
basically 7 years
not what i meant
i think that was a nw employee
I played last mid 2023
its not, 8k is still higher than almost any time in SLs history
WAS an employee
so I prob don't know
Talking about the playercount
dont think she works for this game now
No
i think it significantly dropped
8k is definitely low even for sl
the only times the player count was higher was during 2023 halloween and stuff like 11.0 release
well SCP-173 now spawns in HCZ, in SCP-049's sublevel
Okay that's kind of better
Going off by numbers it's normally at 9k/10k
its definitely not
Private cards are gone too
its usually 6k
And containment engineer
also Chaos Insurgents are now SCP targets
Sorry man
well the newest one doesnt count cause january isnt over yet
Oh so no more teaming i suppose?
exactly
then why did you even say it was the highest in sl's history
that looked outragous

because it still is compared to every year prior
also the Anti-Cola now spawns in SCP lockers just like the normal SCP-207
Was scp teaming good for ci?
yeah
Yeah...
About that.
Yeah
Compared to mtf
I saw ci teaming with scps in 14.0
Like those fucking footsteps
- they can play russian roulette
Counterpoint: revolver in 096 chamber
Better cards
Should I get this for SL
oh yeah i almost forgot @oak agate revolver got a rework
- you can put a flashlight on it now
- Red Dot sight is now the size of a fucking ACOG
- Telescopic sight is now 8x instead of 6x
- cylinder attachments are different now: 5-round cylinder for snipers, 6-round cylinder default, 7-ruond cylinder with buckshot
- holding middle mouse button will make you spin the revolver's cylinder so you can actually play russian roulette
idk i'm fine with my pc
I'm running sl on a laptop
4.4k...
this will run SCPSL At 60 fps high settings Maybe
I just need 1.9k more
Yeah best specs
you never know with SL man, people with RTX Cards have to lower their settings
changed html, css and js file icons :]
Not because the game will look so damn good, the game is very poorly optimized
I get game freezes for days
Overkill
nuh uh
And that's the goal
they actually made optimization better in new versions
I can get any game on this
The 4080 super is peak
Yes I have a slight fps boost, but i get constant game freezes that last 3 seconds minimum
Should I get that for SL Instead
like what do you guys geniunely think
me:
i should upgrade to a 4080 ---> why the fuck would i need a 4080 i play Counter-Strike
Get a 4080 for like bodycam for something
Does the ping spike to ~1000
No, thats when i have poor internet, the game itself, freezes.
Bodycam runs well without a good gpu
its like an insane stutter
Oh
i have a 1650 and that game couldnt run on super low settings
Did u change the resolution
From 1920 x 1080
Im on 1080p, either way doesnt change it
im on my correct directX
low settings
You could say its ultrakill
I spent all my budget on the pc parts
My peripherals suck
5 dollar keyboard and mouse
Yes and it's not worth it now because new graphics cards are releasing
I got no keyboard + $5 office mouse
So should I get this instead?
@bold talon
Wait till the new graphics cards release
and when is it
End of this month
chess
chess
Now what
you're not gonna get no fucking rest
yo bed is a mess
your bedroom is less
Your P :(
In general tho, probably better to find a PC with a 9800X3D
Will do a lot better for SL
k
Massively overkill still but it'll perform better than the 9900X or any Intel competition in most games
Your P :(
enis
:(
:(
My P :)
:(
when is this whole christmas debacle gonna go away
tomorrow
Wait fr?
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!langru
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Thanks

But I dont like Funclub
nah
just dont be stupid and you should get it tbh
but yeah u might be scared (i had really hard time trying to get cpu cooler in place)
i looooooooove x3D chips
Dead
That.. checks out weirdly
YEEE GET COCO
Cocogot
soundpad is 2 fucking dollars thats too expensive man
is there gonna be a soundpad sale
@gloomy gyro English
guys i got a question, why is there capybara pinyata and how do i get it

in sl
wake up chat
1/255 chance
ok
i need the fucking capybara 
but the rng hates me
3:
btw i remember this one time when 1 pinyata killed 7-8 mtf
wtf
i paid like 5 dollars a few years ago
i use voicemod ๐ฆฉ
is it free
no
its 30 bucks
free except from that
theres a 049 voicechanger

that better be for the lifetime version
it is
it only has a one time payment (or subscription) except from that everything is free
i regret nothing
the sounds have a 45 second limit doe
sad
wait
wuh
ye
soundpad my goat
i just think soundpad is nice cuz i dont believe there is any limit for how long the audio can be
and you can drag and drop most file formats into soundpad
and it auto converts to just audio
wtf
how good is it
I donโt know it depends if you like it

there is also combine voicechanger
i haven't been here a while
you probably seen ppl using it
me
snor memeir
baracapy 
i swtg nw needs to update the helicopter pilot or i will commit crime


Vroom vroom
Italian
model variations when 
where can i report ingame bug
that explains everything
i wanna buy the soundpad for 2 bucks to play squid game mingle game song
k
that shit goes hard tho for no reason
fr tho

ye
ngl it was worth the 30 pounds
(im british)
scp sl doctor proximity chat when
that explains everything ||i am not even english talker||
bro finally found him
question: is it just me or does the cake give more stamina
bc i swear i could sprint further as a child
But you use weapons slower
yipee
The following effects are applied by SCP-559:
Stamina decreases 50% slower
30% increase in weapon draw time
20% increase in reload time
10% increase in weapon recoil
5% increase in movement speed
Player height reduced by 37.2%
The SCP-559 effect was removed upon using SCP-500.
also i fumbled the easiest scp win to 1 flamingo
k
have yall seen the new sl mod comin out some time
its called taj mod
i haven't seen but i know it will make graphics better
it looks like old sl
the same guy archived old versions of sl
the mod also has female class d
a
I think no female class d is for the better

light got changed in the mod
No wait not like that
it has orange stripes and a server room
i cant wait tbf
You and I both know what's gonna happen to the female cd
i don't want to imagine
no way vro
only reason 049 cant talk to humans is because northwood wont pay 30 dollars for the 049 voice filter
thank you
k
i tried to report the out of bounds bug but the website just show after submitting that it is a bad getaway
Hi, how do I apply for technical support regarding automatic server verification, I have a problem. I will be grateful for the answer.
Hello!
You can open a ticket in #technical-support
thanks for the reply, but I don't understand exactly ** where** to write.
Once you open a ticket it'll create a new channel for you and the tech team
At the top of the channel there's a button you can use to create a ticket!
Once a ticket has been created you can describe your issue there
Here's the message link:
#technical-support message
This button
thank you!
You could also email verification at server.verification@scpslgame.com if you have any questions about that process
(Although tech support will likely have a faster response time)
(True)
Also 956
Daily Spongdal
daily spongbob when

!rep
You can give a rep!
!rep @strange trellis
You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!
thank you for the arbitrary internet point

Paypaled him 30000 dollars
The RTX 5000 Series has been announced, but DLSS also gets some new features, a few upgrades and Reflex 2 becomes half way towards my dream of what it could be.
Visual showcase - https://youtu.be/xHQMehFJ0AY
CES 2025 Keynote - https://youtu.be/YBJEiWDPyGs
DLSS 4 - MFG etc - https://youtu.be/qQn3bsPNTyI
Reflex 2 / Warp - https://youtu.be/zpDxo2m6...
@true sky @tight ermine
Not quite a teenager anymore but that shit's fire
is he really singing that!?
my bad i'm deaf
my fault gang
You're deaf bro
yeah no shit
i love how when SCP-173 gets looked at while mid-air he loses all forward momentum instantly
He looks funny
I once trapped him and made fall into pit in bridge hcz room
don't wonder
You have just given @humble cypress a reputation point!
it's bad for your health
goated
You are a cat
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
rigged
!hubertrep
You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!
hubert was slow so im making this pic non-exclusive now
this 
You can't give a rep to yourself!
what if for april fool
all models becomes cat
and game becomes Cat Secret laboratory
!rep @steep summit
You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!
i mean he was active
Warned
NO

!rephubert
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!
pinging you and forcing the mods to check what happened is fun tho
!wran @orchid kraken pinging hubert
@true sky has wranned noxplis Reason: pinging hubert
waht the fuck
the best part is I never asked for this ๐ญ
kinda feel bad, though at least it's not pinging them, it's just a warning channel
imagine needing to wake up just to warn someone for pinging hubert
I saw your message before I saw the logs 
I should hook it up to a siren or something in my bedroom
Make the neighbours hate me
hello hubert
This cat is named Hubert Moszka and he's holding Czechoslovakia in his mouth aww
angry hubert
!rep
You need to wait 2 hours, 14 minutes, 57 seconds until you can give reputation again!
@eager wadi thoughts on making the bublert ping warning channel mention both the entire mod team + @urban ice (and lion if you're bold) everytime hubert is pinged?
I think it would be a beneficial change actually
if someone ping hubert i think it should ping everyone
I support that idea
Smh good idea but uhhh all mods?
Make it the entire studio instead 
Better
the entire game design dept
Personally I will be installing one of these
but specifically do it without telling anyone and watch them get confused
Ping everyone ๐
@ocean mountain would you be interested in moderating hubert's pings in this server
installing that into all Staff team head
actually wait
I think that hiring a squad of henchmen whose sole job is to harass anyone who bothers hubert is a natural extension of that channel's purpose
hello
make it ping me so every time i get pinged, i get double-pinged
public execution
can we warn hubert for pinging hubert
all that for just a ping
The world got pinged 
no it's because it mentions the user who pinged
so technically if I mention myself, i get double-pinged
Also what's the big deal with pings?
it's just a log channel, mostly exists for people who think are funny by ghostpinging and deleting message afterwards
yeah when i was staff every time i'd ping hubert (or, more to the point, mention the everyone ping for an announcement) you get pinged in the hubert ping report channel for "pinigng hubert"
I don't mind getting pinged if someone has something interesting to say
@steep summit @steep summit @steep summit
Lmao
its always funny to see senior staff get mad at the bot in that channel

hi joe :D
true
never
yes
Yes
Hey Hubert, kindly answer this question:
How many Hubert, lightbulb?
Where is hungery located
Did he infect you with furry
i love drinking water
Water is peakest drink in the world
No
I infected myself a year ago because of
The immense hate I had against some anti furry friends
i wish i could eat baked potatoes with a tomato salad and water forever
I hated them so much
baked potatoes are so good
My favorite
AI is creepy
freakster
Greece
!maid
@meager slate
That's a good thing i guess
People won't spam
I swear it Takes 5-10 seconds to post a single message
why smoke when you can breathe air
Air is free
true

If you smoke, then you are an idiot
Change my mind
dont yap about addictions, it's your fault
Just stop smoking
Simple
Take pills maybe
I have a certain addiction i don't wanna name it, but im fighting it, streak 2 months, im getting improved ๐ฅ
๐
im addicted to water
Justifiable
How
cant escape mr minigames
cuz i said so 

try not to bully auro for 24hrs challenge
Easy
Promise
(forgets about you and your existence)

You are beautiful auro

ive played the game since 2020
bully auro for 24h challenge?
Alright

๐
THE OPPOSING HORSE???
Five. Hundred. White Lizards
(impossible)
I hate being 079


