general-chat

[near stirrup]

I think it's unlikely

[lofty oak]

how do i report an ingame glitch

[humble cypress]

check out #933082787706183710

[near stirrup]

#933082787706183710

[lofty oak]

alright

[tight ermine]

!rep @strange trellis

[snow umbra]

You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!

[strange trellis]

thank you for the arbitrary internet point

[glossy coyote]

!rep @strange trellis

[snow umbra]

You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!

[glossy coyote]

Have another arbitrary internet point that doesn’t equate to respect

[gaunt talon]

!rep @strange trellis

[snow umbra]

You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[earnest pollen]

juking is kind of impossible with low ping

[orchid kraken]

So called techtockers try not to glaze 1080ti

[fringe plover]

hello

i have a question

why does scp sl keep crashing when i have vulkan on?

[gaunt talon]

Downgrade

[fringe plover]

is there any way i can fix it?

[gaunt talon]

Vulkan is unsupported by scpsl

So it sucks

[strange niche]

It's often an experimental feature in games since it... Kinda breaks things a lot

[fringe plover]

dammit

[bronze pier]

SCP sl should cost mobey bc it an great game and if it costs money random kids wont play it and the great devs get also money for the game and not only patreon 5-16€/$

[fringe plover]

so how can I get rid of vulkan?

I can't load into game rn

it just crashes before I enter

[strange niche]

You can rester your settings on startup by using the Launch and reset settings option

You should see it on the settings tab on Steam

[fringe plover]

Alright lemme just see that

[strange niche]

I'm on a phone so I'm running off memory

To elaborate, right click SL in the library and go to properties

Should be around there

[fringe plover]

Okay

Then?

[lyric pulsar]

do yall know when the hitreg is gonna be fixed

[untold wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/jqyrQUtWESu3Tx1K9?invite=cr-MSxQdEcsMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

[strange niche]

!bugreport

[snow umbra]

https://support.scpslgame.com/bug-report

[untold wyvern]

why tf did it zoom out so much

[strange niche]

Also-

[untold wyvern]

i can barely see what im saying

[strange niche]

!Trello

Fuck

!trello

https://tenor.com/view/wtff-cat-confused-orange-gif-25858653

[untold wyvern]

there we go

stupid ass fucking browser

making me zoom out

[fallow kite]

Can I send links?

The bug reporting board is moved to Northwood's gitlab page

[strange niche]

That works

[fallow kite]

https://git.scpslgame.com/northwood-qa/scpsl-bug-reporting/-/boards

[strange niche]

Thanks

[fallow kite]

You are welcome

[runic lichen]

z nuts

!rep @icy thunder

[snow umbra]

You have just given @icy thunder a reputation point!

[earnest pollen]

when are they gonna fix surface

[tough tapir]

Tomorrow

[tight ermine]

Tomorrow

[fallow kite]

Tomorrow

[outer siren]

never

[glacial nymph]

Tomorrow

[rancid dome]

15.0 is surprise dropping tmr

[karmic merlin]

What to do if when you go to your server it says that the server is not available

[visual delta]

Tomorrow

[tardy walrus]

@rancid dome hai hello ! hewwo noemi :)

[rancid dome]

Hiya

[tight ermine]

@rancid dome hai hello ! hewwo noemi :)

[rancid dome]

[strong dune]

@strange niche okay but what if

[tight ermine]

Feel free to open a ticket through #technical-support

[tardy walrus]

so we are stealing my flow

alright

[strong dune]

Every elevator were elevated

[visual delta]

so we are stealing my flow

[latent wave]

why does grabbing candy while ur inventory is full counts toward the 3 candy

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-squeeze-squeeze-cat-cat-squeeze-cat-grab-gif-17349095633213253340

[visual delta]

alright

[tight ermine]

so we are stealing my flow

alright

[rancid dome]

[tardy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/im-onnat-44f-huncho-old-gun-gif-17281682795630000291

[tame hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290963237071884384/1323746206094065778/image0.gif

[visual delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1157837033952268301/1324595428083236866/attachment.gif

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-wth-jesse-gif-17336046

[visual delta]

aw no perms

[tame hollow]

i've seen people doing that and then accidentally unaliving

[rancid dome]

@idle shard 🔥 remix
File's slightly big tho, .wav file

[tame hollow]

retarded people

[tardy walrus]

i mean u should expect this outcome when u put ur finger onna trigger

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[visual delta]

ts lowkey water

[tame hollow]

trigger and muzzle discipline is unheard of

[visual delta]

unc knows his guns

[rancid dome]

What's this to do with me?

[tardy walrus]

bro speaking in tiktok comments

[karmic merlin]

wow

[visual delta]

fr

bruzz knows the tuzz

[karmic merlin]

coca-cola

[visual delta]

wuzz bruzz stuzzing yuzz fluzz

[tardy walrus]

thankfully im not like em

[rancid dome]

[karmic merlin]

real

[rancid dome]

These people man, I swear

[visual delta]

These people man, I swear

[tight ermine]

These people man, I swear

[tardy walrus]

i saw a clip from some podcast and dude shot his leg

cuz he was keeping a pistol in his pocket

mfs be dumb as shit

[visual acorn]

Changed my desk color

[tame hollow]

saw videos from islamic weddings n shit, people dual wielding AKs and shooting them in their feet or even the guests

[karmic merlin]

toilet

[tame hollow]

like come on man

[rancid dome]

semi-auto fireworks 💀

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-pandemonium-door-30-pressure-roblox-pressure-gif-2418534703854801133

[tame hollow]

at least the renting prices are low!

[idle shard]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/910633404016496672/1325508489740685392/attachment.gif

[visual delta]

cultural weddings

not islamic

theres a difference

[tame hollow]

For me there's no difference. Guns don't belong into the hands of such stupid people.

Similar to america, where yearly hundreds of kids die because of gun owners

toddlers shooting themselfs because their parents just keep their glock on the nightstand

like wtf

[tight ermine]

Quadcast S

faaancy

[strong dune]

To prevent putting a grenade infront of it and blowing everyone up

[visual delta]

regardless of what you think there is a difference

religion doesnt teach the same as culture

thats like saying christianity taught america to wield guns

shit makes no sense

america wields guns because thats their culture of freedom

same in middle eastern countries

[tame hollow]

All retarded

[visual delta]

like yourself joe

[tame hollow]

I am very much so yeah

[shut socket]

War thunder

[timid yacht]

CHARLI HEBDOE WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN

I respect french society because they believe in what they believe in

[tame hollow]

religion in itself is something I cannot agree with, no matter which religion it is. Only the church of biceps is true.

[timid yacht]

They rather die standing than live kneeling even in the face of extremism and censorship

[tame hollow]

As much as I hate the french

Je suis Charlie

[timid yacht]

Good

[shut socket]

I hate France because it’s France

[timid yacht]

WHEN YOU RATHER SACRIFICE FREEDOM FOR DHORT TERM SAFETY YOU HAVE LOST AS A FREE CITIZEN IN WESTERN SOCIETY

[bold jasper]

door... 30???

[fallow kite]

Candy bags are a separate thing in the game

[untold wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/jqyrQUtWESu3Tx1K9?invite=cr-MSxQdEcsMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

[shut socket]

I accidentally took 3+

[untold wyvern]

why did he attack door 29 and not 30

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[untold wyvern]

frenhch

horhorhor

[bold jasper]

mini gamed

[earnest pollen]

[bold jasper]

have you played regretevator since they added the minigame to curse cove lol

[untold wyvern]

[fallow kite]

It takes as many until 6 are in the bag

[untold wyvern]

i havent played regrevator for a bit

[bold jasper]

yeah they added pandemonium as a shop item lol

[shut socket]

So I took a full candy bag by accident

[bold jasper]

it occasionally comes and makes you do the thing no matter whats going on

[shut socket]

And died

[untold wyvern]

minigames!!!

[bold jasper]

exactly!!!

[shut socket]

Play a Asian server

I dare you

[untold wyvern]

im half asian half european

kinda

i live in eurasia

[shut socket]

So

In Russia?

[untold wyvern]

yes

[shut socket]

Hmm

I can’t play South Korean servers

So sad 😔

[untold wyvern]

imma turn off my vpn and play minigames

goodbye

[shut socket]

Bye

[tame hollow]

try to play on north korean then

[lofty minnow]

there’s much better ways to use discord without vpn

[lofty minnow]

I was just about to say that

[fallow kite]

You can pick up candies from players that drop it. Can't pick up more than 2 from 330

[tame hollow]

its fucking cold outside

but there is nothing better than a hot chocolate

[fallow kite]

It is cold

[tough tapir]

13° tomorrow

[fallow kite]

6C here

[tough tapir]

It's nuts

Its 3 rn

[tame hollow]

[tough tapir]

And it snowed all morning

Weather just does whatever it wants

[tame hollow]

[tame hollow]

I hope i dont have slushy ice on the street tomorrow

[lofty minnow]

Nooo i have no perms to send images

My location is kinda interesting rn

[velvet mason]

So much snow here

[lofty minnow]

“Pacific Ocean”

[lofty minnow]

0,44662° , 130,79817°

[solar glacier]

Yo guys North Korean servers are peak! (Please my family is in danger)

[solar glacier]

There’s supposed to be a snowstorm hitting some areas in the US

I thought it was gonna hit Texas but the weather today is lowkey beach worthy

[tough tapir]

Give

[velvet mason]

The sun reflects off it and goes through every window in my house

[strange trellis]

snow fucking stinks

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/eurocrem-jedi-eurocrem-brate-eurocrem-advertisement-gif-23585446

[swift ember]

anyone knows how can i turn off being invincible beacuse when i host the server some scps cant deal damage to me

[tough tapir]

Stop pissing on it then

[strange trellis]

stop eating it then

[tough tapir]

Stop peeling it then

[strange trellis]

never!

[winter zealot]

@tame hollow @eager wadi
got this today: Your In-Game Ban in SCP: Secret Laboratory has been removed.
We´ve removed the incorrectly applied In-Game Ban on behalf of the SCP: Secret Laboratory team. For any questions about this ban, please refer to SCP: Secret Laboratory Support.
Please see our In-Game Ban Article for more information about how In-Game Bans are applied.

so now you both look really fkin stupid for saying i cheated anyways

dumb fkin idiot @tame hollow falsely accusing me without any reason when i just asked a simple question.

lmfao

[tough tapir]

I mean, statistically speaking you are the odd one out

[sterile plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1315456664765202478/1323042977337049301/togif.gif

[meager jay]

gaming

[untold wyvern]

im too lazy to wait for mr sebastian to pop up

[tame hollow]

Calling me an idiot for hitting the 0.01%
The absolute majority are coping cheaters complaining here.

[untold wyvern]

gonna take me 28 million floors

[tame hollow]

Gosh, lemme find the TS ticket from a few years ago

[tardy walrus]

i quite literally told them to just appeal the ban if they thinks it was a false positive

[tame hollow]

Oh god I found this again

[tardy walrus]

and they just kept crying here looking like a claffy

word to bro shits annoying

[tame hollow]

YOOOO

2018

[tame hollow]

the audacity to not remove the ban instantly

smh

[sterile plover]

Can you guys remove my ban

[tame hollow]

awww i cant find the fucking ts cheater anymore

[sterile plover]

I did a specific thing in which it caused a rule violation therefore i have recieved a ban for it can i get unbanned

[tame hollow]

@winter zealot thanks bro

[tardy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1159010897629548644/1181180083050917910/attachment.gif

[vague cove]

Good morning

[tame hollow]

cammyisafatass

[tardy walrus]

hi whimza :)

[tame hollow]

hello whimza

[vague cove]

Hi Axx hi Joe

Hru both

[eager wadi]

the last time squishy had people on his server

[rough wing]

Joe resigns, asked to leave SL

[tame hollow]

thats mean hahahaha

[rough wing]

Equivalent of medieval exile

You leave the military and you are barred

Find another tribe

[eager wadi]

Never knew i said that you cheated in your mind.

[tardy walrus]

oh they left

i just noticed that

[tame hollow]

the role still seems to be applied

at least on my end

[sterile plover]

They still there

[eager wadi]

nah they left.

[tardy walrus]

discord mobile moment

never trust it

[rancid dome]

^Truest statement ever

[vague cove]

getting ready for work and it’s freezing outside

[rough wing]

Where is Britain located

[vague cove]

However the bands are calling

[sterile plover]

Oh right its the same app who has broken the msg count where you search for your own messages

Fun

[tame hollow]

the big garbage pile in the atlantic ocean?

[rough wing]

The other one that's close to ireland

[rancid dome]

Possibly somewhere that has terrible weather

[tame hollow]

I wanna visit ireland

i only ever traveled to the dublin airport

as a transfer

[rough wing]

It's next door just enter

Walk in

They can't even hold u

What are they gonna do? Steal your pot of gold?

Take away your 4 leaves clovers

[tardy walrus]

where u is

its cold out here too

[tame hollow]

found this again

[rough wing]

The sun is an entity in Britain because it is rare

I say, as I am in the freezing cold on a balcony, drinking tea

[tame hollow]

with milk?

[rough wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/850857508389519430/1316383558901829644/1706400664463724.gif

[rough wing]

No

Black tea

[lyric pulsar]

its pretty known 💀

[tame hollow]

okay guys

drinking coke and chocolate milk is a bad combo

[rough wing]

Genius

[tame hollow]

for science!

[tough tapir]

cokeolate milk

[tame hollow]

probably similar to pilk

cilk

or choke

[strange niche]

The gitlab link earlier in the conversation will show you reported issues and their priority

[swift ember]

anyone knows how can i if i can turn off the shield on my server??

[rancid dome]

I have a question, any recommendations for ~$100 wireless earbuds/TWS?

The one I have is so busted rn I need a replacement

[tame hollow]

isn't your economy fucked

[rancid dome]

Yeah, it's pretty shit

[rough wing]

Question that majority of balkans, turkey, Russia and Asia can all collectively say "We agree!" To

[solemn flame]

pretty much every country can agree atp

[tough tapir]

Anker A3i

for a fiddy

good earbud

[solemn flame]

as a canadian i too have a fucked economy

[rancid dome]

Fiddy?

[tough tapir]

50 buc

[rancid dome]

Ah

[rough wing]

Your economy fuck is no way comparable to our economy fuck

Do not compare

[lyric pulsar]

its been reported p sure

im just wondering when itll be fixed

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/eurocrem-jedi-eurocrem-brate-eurocrem-advertisement-gif-23585446

eurocrem

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/easy-plus-foodie-delicious-homemade-foodiegram-gif-23733389

[rancid dome]

I will take notes of this, thank you very much

[somber raptor]

agreed

[rancid dome]

I've heard that Moondrop did a collab with HSR for a TWS that costs ~99 usd

It's sold out now, ofc, but there's some reseller I know of

Maybe I should consider that too? Seeing a lot of positive comments since it's, well, Moondrop

[eager wadi]

diabetes, or normal snack if from the US

[tough tapir]

No diabeto go back to kitchen

[rancid dome]

The GOAT of F1 loves it

[eager wadi]

you're asking for attention.

so why did you start a political discussion about asking who crimea belongs to

[tough tapir]

I mean, its kinda your fault when you mention crimea for no reason

[acoustic kraken]

who tf goes onto an Sl server to make political statements?

[calm ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/maracaibo-fixed-gif-1501290887630509301

[tough tapir]

Kerch bridge on fire

lit

[eager wadi]

russians are treated badly...
proceeds to ragebait the ukrainians on asking who owns crimea

[acoustic kraken]

Legitimate concerns over servers should go to the verification team, discord staff and others in this chat can't help you there

[eager wadi]

idk mate the russians on the localized ukrainian server are fine from my view, even in-game since i play on their server sometimes while not understanding a word

[crimson crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/367496617450012684/1195142808659566702/attachment.gif?ex=65b2ea7a&is=65a0757a&hm=6907cbfddd9ae04b85e86f522b96583f14127e9e59667d80e914346a0d4f78d4&

[acoustic kraken]

[e-mail] is their email*

i think

[eager wadi]

translation moment

[visual acorn]

Hubert said that he knows that there is an issue, but no cause is known at the moment

Like a week ago

[acoustic kraken]

then best to bring it up with the VSR team over email

!vsr

[snow umbra]

https://scpslgame.com/Verified_server_rules.pdf

[acoustic kraken]

If you're talking about a verified server just follow that^^

[tardy walrus]

i think [e-mail] would be more fitting for that

[glacial nymph]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[visual acorn]

If you are actively telling that you are from Russia ofc you gonna get hated

XD

[acoustic kraken]

They go to the same inbox

[tardy walrus]

true

but it exists for a reason tho

[acoustic kraken]

yeee u right

ill edit my msg

[tardy walrus]

[rancid dome]

You wouldn't want a vsr report to be flagged as a normal request :)

[visual acorn]

Never seen hate towards a Russian speaking person on an SL server, unless it's forbidden or the Russian speaking person is an idiot

[tardy walrus]

haii noemi :)

[rancid dome]

Hiya

For the third time today :3

No, first*

Cuz 1 am

[glacial nymph]

Chat, Auro irl

[cinder sapphire]

I am still pissed off that we didn’t get a doom guy x master chief crossover because Microsoft said “nah”

Tone deaf as all fuck when we get that shit of a tv show

About halo

[rancid dome]

I think you forgot the part where text and image can be sent as 1 message

[visual acorn]

Until some point I thought that they were the same characters

[meager slate]

[rancid dome]

That gap between the pic lol

[cinder sapphire]

Fuckers

[rancid dome]

Hiya, Auro

[eager wadi]

Hello auro

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[meager slate]

hi

[tardy walrus]

hi tallest northwoodian

[rancid dome]

At least 190+, right?

[tardy walrus]

yea yea yea

[visual acorn]

190mm

[rancid dome]

💀

[rough wing]

I am 9'11

[rancid dome]

19 cm tall 😭

[rough wing]

No wait

[cinder sapphire]

-9’11

[rough wing]

9'14

[rough wing]

Oh I didn't even realize

[rancid dome]

So 10 ft tall?

Gah damn

[cinder sapphire]

Negative height

You are

[rough wing]

I forgot the number had significant

[tardy walrus]

yeah ur done buddy

[glacial nymph]

Wait until i apply

[rough wing]

It's over

[rancid dome]

Anyways, I should probably go to bedge

[cinder sapphire]

I am canceling you

Sanded

[eager wadi]

whoops!

[rancid dome]

Cya folks later

[tardy walrus]

dont ever set foot in the burbs

shit is NOT sweet out here

[glacial nymph]

Good night

[rough wing]

I am in turkey

[eager wadi]

you gonna be the shortest or something

[glacial nymph]

Wanna bet?

[eager wadi]

i wouldn't be surprised.

[visual acorn]

How tall ru

[simple abyss]

~140 cm probably

[glacial nymph]

Actually im only 187 cm, americans will have to do math

[visual acorn]

That's like 3'2

Crazy

[glacial nymph]

Frrrr? I will tell my American friend

He will be so jealouse

Yes idk how to spell that

[visual acorn]

Tallest future Northwood employee

[glacial nymph]

NW is running a christmas factory for having elfs employees

[simple abyss]

Let me see who is the smallest

[rough wing]

My spine shrinking in height the second my application gets accepted

[glacial nymph]

Lucky you guys i won't apply till summer

[simple abyss]

Not 18?

[rough wing]

I'm 20 this year
Me --> 👴

[tame hollow]

you were verification specialist smh

[glacial nymph]

Nope

[eager wadi]

he got dementia

[rough wing]

My eyes feel wind

[tame hollow]

at such a young age?

pityfull

[eager wadi]

canada being canada

[tame hollow]

right, I got dementia as well when I visited in 2022

[rough wing]

Visit turkey to lose

Your will to keep going

[tame hollow]

I will never go to turkey

ever

[rough wing]

Correct usage of freedom of thought

[tame hollow]

I already have enough turks in my country

[rough wing]

Not Turks

Arab with Turk citizenship

They hand them out like candy here, riddance

[tame hollow]

hey nathan

how is malta

[simple abyss]

Will you come and visit Hungary?

[orchid kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55CyNweAIlg this shit a peak

[rough wing]

Trust me, we suffer the same problem

[tame hollow]

I heard hungary is a pretty safe and nice country. I wanna see budapest at one point

[rough wing]

It is pointless

https://tenor.com/view/catgen-gif-24673706

[simple abyss]

Budapest is... meh

Lot of trash, homeless people and other... things

[rough wing]

My friend went to Budapest when I went to Poland

Homeless people is correct

[eager wadi]

fairly alright

[tame hollow]

Poland is on my go to as well

[eager wadi]

too much construction though

[rough wing]

Poland is nice

[tame hollow]

what do you recommend then

[eager wadi]

and traffic

[tame hollow]

sounds like italy in small with less piss smell

[eager wadi]

italians the moment they come here become brain dead

[rough wing]

Man I gotta get out of the comfort zone and get dressed

[tame hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1233711590965121086/1245261566702522368/pet.gif

[rough wing]

Top 10 Istanbul sightseeing:

1. Reek of cannabis in bathroom

2. Doctors and engineers

[rancid dome]

Getting dressed is pushing your limit?

Gah damn I feel bad for ya

[eager wadi]

fish would probably use that as an avatar.

[tame hollow]

Like I said, I will never put a foot onto turkish soil. The only country in that area I respect still is maybe greece

[rough wing]

Tomorrow is not weekend

[rancid dome]

[rough wing]

What in God's name is this

[tame hollow]

a meme

[rough wing]

Why do you have a picture of me

[eager wadi]

Bro will say that but then wont like a furry image.

[tame hollow]

[eager wadi]

[glacial nymph]

Didn't you go to sleep or something ?

[rough wing]

Joe, no matter how weird you might try to be, there is going to be somebody whose more skilled in that field than you

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/908185213186768916.png?size=160

[simple abyss]

I mean I'd recommend seeing Budapest because there are stuff that are beautiful and interesting (Parliament, Museums, lookouts and whatnot) but if you have time you could visit some other cities (Honestly I have no idea what is worth visiting in Hungary)

[rancid dome]

My attention was brought elsewhere so I'm still up

[glacial nymph]

Relatable

[rough wing]

Well, classmate told me the people were really kind

[glacial nymph]

You guys should try staying without a phone for more than 5 months

It's peak

[rough wing]

So there is that

[glacial nymph]

The last time i used a phone was summer

My phone got cooked

[eager wadi]

isn't like anywhere else in hungary you'll get mugged

[glacial nymph]

And yeah didn't buy or repair it

[tame hollow]

you havent seen my final form

[glacial nymph]

My phone addiction pooof gone

[rough wing]

Then show it grandpa

[tame hollow]

i could come pay you and auro a visit

[simple abyss]

If you go to like small villages that are filled with not so nice people

yea

you could get mugged

and shanked

and whatnot

[rough wing]

In turkey the chances of being mugged are extremely low

Crime rates are not very high in villages too

The economy however will make you want to exit

[tame hollow]

at least its not romania

[simple abyss]

It's safe here

you just have to avoid specific parts of a city

and you are good to go

[tame hollow]

man, i've been to one of the most dangerous cities in europe, alone

I ain't scared of some small village in hungary

[rough wing]

Stockholm London and Berlin

Which one of the three is it

[tame hollow]

2 of the three, and naples

[glacial nymph]

My family watch too much turkish drama series

[fossil wasp]

i cant remember is hungary apart of the balkans

[simple abyss]

It's not going to be a 1v1 it'll be like a 1v50

[rough wing]

Lots of doctors and engineers don't you agree

[simple abyss]

Some say it is some say it's not

[glacial nymph]

War crimes every where

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-troll-face-meme-troll-gif-12924089180325297301

[rough wing]

Depends

[simple abyss]

it's more like central europe or eastern europe

[rough wing]

Hungary Greece and turkey are the three countries that kept throwing rocks at balkans

And getting thrown rocks at by the balkans

[tame hollow]

the balkans are good at one thing

[rough wing]

But aren't exactly balkans

[tame hollow]

killing each other

[fossil wasp]

if they have that balkan rage then i choose to believe they are

[simple abyss]

Well let me know if you end up coming here I could meet up with you for sure

[tame hollow]

you living in budapest or nearby?

I wanna know if I have to prepare my kidneys to be removed in advance

[simple abyss]

I live ~230kms away from Budapest

[rough wing]

Joe if you visit turkey I will give you a gemstone

[tame hollow]

i only trade in kidney stones

[rough wing]

Orange gemstone

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/small-cat-train-music-cat-cat-vibe-gif-7060107601701325778

[rough wing]

Gif of me

[fossil wasp]

sandedcore

[tough tapir]

Nyíregyháza has like aqua parks

[simple abyss]

idk

been there like

2 times

[tame hollow]

wtf

[tough tapir]

Oh talk about coincidence lmao

[rough wing]

96% of European countries have indo-european languages

[tame hollow]

@meager slate when will you introduce me to your parents

[rough wing]

The rest are uralic and altaic

Hungary is very out of place

Why is it so far away from the other uralic ones

Why is turkey there?? The rest of Turkic countries are in Asia? What are they doing?

[eager wadi]

they followed hungary into europe

though turkey is still asia, well 97% of it

[eager wadi]

🤨

[rough wing]

Wish it was 100%

25% of our population lives in Europe

[tough tapir]

They moved into the carpathian basin

Just kept migrating west until they settled there

[fossil wasp]

west asia gang

https://tenor.com/view/coolcat-cat-fist-bump-cool-cat-fist-gif-24432788

[rough wing]

Me when I run out of Europeans to kill so I move closer to Europeans to kill more and turn into European myself

[tame hollow]

what

deputation did the same, i met his parents and even ate with them a bit for dinner

[rough wing]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-handshake-deal-agree-gif-7134721403924803840

[tame hollow]

very welcoming people

[eager wadi]

yeah but that's just italy in general

somewhat here also

[tame hollow]

communication was a bit difficult because they only understood italian but dep did the translation

I showed them a few images from my home town and we talked for a few hours

[rough wing]

Joe I'm gonna be real if there's anyone I'm keeping from meeting my parents here it's you

[tough tapir]

Just need to do the finger thing

[fossil wasp]

mama mia

[rough wing]

Mario luigi

[tame hollow]

I am the most wholesome guy you will ever meet

[tough tapir]

Somebody toucha my spaghet

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/somebody-touch-my-spaghet-italian-the-three-bears-stereotype-stereotypical-gif-10750566

[fossil oxide]

i need the png version of this

[rough wing]

Prove it

Brb

[meager slate]

uh

i'm not sure

[tame hollow]

scared

[meager slate]

I mean i've told them about when you wanted me to fly over there to meet up

so they know of you

[severe eagle]

I want to create my server on VPS, max 30 players on the server. What specifications should a server have to retain players?

[tame hollow]

that sounds like human trafficking if you say it like that

hahaha

[meager slate]

thats what they thought too-

[rough wing]

British man

[eager wadi]

a giant german kidnapping a small hungarian

[rough wing]

Green

[tame hollow]

It's always the case. Same with when I met budgie

his mother said I was about to kidnap him

like

HOW

I come to canada, how am I supposed to get him on a plane

without passport

[rough wing]

Joe you're elderly

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drag-come-here-comehere-gif-21771860

[tame hollow]

yeah, i feel like retirement in my mid 20s

[tame hollow]

they're free to come as well, I might not have the resources for a stay over but I can show them the city lol

[rough wing]

Oh hell I'm going to be on the same first digit as you this year

[fallow kite]

hey yall I have a question is it possible to enable SCP 3114 on my server, to get it throught Remote Panel, or to generally enable it to spawn on a normal game

[rough wing]

This is a curse

[tame hollow]

ohh someone is becoming 20

[rough wing]

It hurts

[meager slate]

yeah

[severe eagle]

I want to create my server on VPS, max 30 players on the server. What specifications should a server have to retain players? Please help me

[meager slate]

I'm old enough to go alone, I just dont have the free time to do so

[rough wing]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/908185213186768916.png?size=160

Me upon the crushing reality

That I have left the ones

And have joined the twos

[tame hollow]

well, you're always welcome

@tight ermine same as you and alice

just lemme know when

[rough wing]

Joe I will meet you in 2028 whether you like it or not

[simple abyss]

is this a silly car?

[tame hollow]

I dont mind

[rough wing]

Lynx lynx

[simple abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/866699859813859352/1300071594500030536/image_2023-07-13_155304219.gif

[rough wing]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/908178243738300427.png?size=160

[tame hollow]

I will almost hit 30 in 2028

wonder if I am still alive by then

[rough wing]

I will give you my key

[simple abyss]

Probably

[rough wing]

The giant key I carry around

That opens only one door

And that door is hidden inside kocaeli forest

Find my door

[tame hollow]

I was about to say

if that was some gay inside I dont get

[tame hollow]

I have the sneaking suspicioun that I die of cancer by then

unironically

[rough wing]

That is why I added the hidden inside forest part

I'm already taken Joe

[tame hollow]

good for you

[simple abyss]

[rough wing]

This does not prohibit me from taking you

To the forest

To find my door

[tame hollow]

listen man

i aint into your forest bondage kinks bro

[rough wing]

What

[tame hollow]

it is what it is

[rough wing]

No

The door opens up back to Britain

You need to find it

[tame hollow]

I wanna go to oxford once

just to see the city

heard its nice

[simple abyss]

Why tho

[tame hollow]

idk, just a feeling. I know that I have pretty fucked genetics anyhow. At the moment I worry horribly about melanomas, luckily have an appointment for next month to check everything out

[rough wing]

I am schizoaffective

[tame hollow]

Also why I don't smoke and barely drink alcohol

[tame hollow]

youre into schizophrenics?

trol

[rough wing]

No it's like schizophrenia but your brain decides psychological warfare more often than auditory or visual warfare

[simple abyss]

Huh

[rough wing]

In other terms, more mood swings

[simple abyss]

Psychological warfare with yourself?

Ah

I see

[tame hollow]

isnt that similar to bipolar

[rough wing]

Yes but not exactly

[tame hollow]

I have no idea about all those different mental illnesses

I need to get my own shit sorted

[rough wing]

Bipolar disease patients are more often than not more fucked mentally than us

Some of them are very dysfunctional, it's sad to see

[tame hollow]

I am the fun in dysfunctional

[rough wing]

For schizoaffective disorder, sometimes the anti psychotics just don't work

I still have mood swings

Better than hallucinating, or mania to be honest

[eager wadi]

bipolar is just highs and lows

[rough wing]

And it's not stable, everyone has it different

[eager wadi]

no such thing as middle

[eager wadi]

same

everyone in the family smokes/smoked before

im the only one that hasn't smoked

[tame hollow]

based

I mean

I did smoke a blunt a few years ago but my lungs are very clear about smoking

[eager wadi]

i just end up smelling whatever family member smokes what lol

[tame hollow]

passive smoker

[rough wing]

I eat corn

[eager wadi]

a true suffocation, along with grandma asking me to go buy cigarettes

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/500-cigarettes-the-orville-gif-7658479820042125764

[rough wing]

I am not fond of smokers

[tame hollow]

I wanna eat a space cake again

[rough wing]

What is a space cake

[tame hollow]

brownie with THC and CBD

[rough wing]

disgust

I do not numb my brain

It is human nature for suffering

The tree grows for it faces the stress of wind

[tame hollow]

has helped me once before

to get a proper sleep

[rough wing]

It's allowed for me medicinally, as minor amounts would help with my disorder

But I don't want it

If I need sleep I take the dopamine blockers

Then I turn into a plant

[tame hollow]

for me its the opposite

[simple abyss]

What

[rough wing]

Why do weed when I have antipsychotic

[tame hollow]

I need more dopamine

[simple abyss]

What's this supposed to mean

[rough wing]

Intoxication

[tame hollow]

still need an appointment with a psychiatrist

to figure that out

[rough wing]

Risperidone is magical

[rough wing]

Then do it soon

[tame hollow]

I will

[rough wing]

The downside is, I am too sleepy and dumb to function before passing out

[tame hollow]

next week or so

[rough wing]

It's better early

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/850857508389519430/1316383558901829644/1706400664463724.gif

This illness I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy

I might look strong on the outside, but on the inside I am constantly crumbling

[tame hollow]

fill it with construction foam then

[rough wing]

Recently the panic attacks and mood swings started growing in number

[rough wing]

Joe, I am not homosexual for the second time

[tame hollow]

I feel that is quite insulting towards the construction foam

[rough wing]

Frown

[eager wadi]

[candid sable]

If i have a question about game. Who should i ask?!

[eager wadi]

What kind

[woven cipher]

Sorry, but there is no scp 1471 in the game.

[novel portal]

sl update?

[rain smelt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/889060135740272640/1105518950579699742/caption.gif?ex=65411f41&is=652eaa41&hm=4503d1d1b8449445285a77dc4faf53bf295ff469a59d3fcec74e72fa327bd374&

[left condor]

am i the only one thats not having any servers with players show up rn?

[hollow jolt]

flamingo buff RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[candid sable]

Technically, these are two questions, but
1.Why was SCP-3114 removed from the RA console, and will you add it back?
2.Will you leave SCP-1507, the flamingos, in the RA console after the holiday update is over?

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/eurocrem-jedi-eurocrem-brate-eurocrem-advertisement-gif-23585446

[left condor]

oh shit wait its probably because of the update

[somber raptor]

i'm back with eurocrem

time to hang myself to do HTML

[left condor]

i opened the game JUST when an update happened LMFAO

[rough wing]

I am once again on the bus, I have grown a strange fondness to internet creature "Joe"

[left condor]

the tape recorder odds temp boost was very much needed

[rough wing]

@tame hollow you are wonderful

[acoustic kraken]

idk i wasnt sure if the system had changed or smth

[rough wing]

Baguettes ca

[somber raptor]

me when background: linear-gradient();:

[candid sable]

So?!

[eager wadi]

I am somewhat busy

[candid sable]

Sorry but i just want to know. 😀

[eager wadi]

You don't need to be impatient.

[candid sable]

Oh okey sorry

[somber raptor]

is it normal for a developer to hate the languages he programs in

[fallow kite]

For #1 I think it’s because of 3114 using the old human models when morphing

[candid sable]

Oh

[plucky juniper]

yeah pretty sure he just crashed the game

[latent jackal]

If I remember correctly, 1507 will not be in the AR after the Christmas/Anniversary event ends

[plucky juniper]

I'd love if 3114 was able to stay, but too much work, for an already "not official" scp

[candid sable]

Thats sad.

[latent jackal]

as for 3114, That is a bag of bones that no one wants to open right now

[plucky juniper]

I mean surely he would come back for halloween

[tame hollow]

Wrong

[latent jackal]

Hopefully!

[plucky juniper]

right....

[rough wing]

Friend me joe

[low burrow]

im gonna have a bone to pick with whoever doesnt put 1507 in as an official SCP

[eager wadi]

1. 3114 isn't compatible with 14.0 due to outdated+rushed code and using old animations as we switch to new animations.
2. No plans for RA.

[low burrow]

there's not a single bone in my body that doesnt want to play as 1507

[rough wing]

Please

[low burrow]

it really tickles my funny bone

[rough wing]

Your Britain

[low burrow]

the game will be bare bones without 1507

[rough wing]

God I feel lobotomized

[candid sable]

THX

SCP-3114 has great potential; it just needs a slight nerf and some mechanics for escaping its grip. Then it would be amazing!

[proper flame]

@regal acorn

boom shakalaka boom shakalaka

[keen oasis]

got kicked from 12

odd

[mortal crypt]

????

[keen oasis]

server 12

[tame hollow]

Make me

[atomic fiber]

Hello, I just joined! I recently bought an SCP SL Server using Zap hosting and I'm interested in setting up some plugins. only thing is I haven't been able to achieve this even after watching 2 year old guide videos or reading websites. If anyone is willing can I get some help?

[eager wadi]

Hi, mind opening a server ticket in #technical-support

[rough wing]

I will come to Britain and give you biscuits

[tardy walrus]

we dont help with plugins buddy

[eager wadi]

you should dm this guy

[keen oasis]

bro server 12 and 10 tweaking tf out

[tardy walrus]

[atomic fiber]

ah my apologies.

I noticed there's a content creator role. How can i get that?

[keen oasis]

yeah a bunch of the servers are just not working

[eager wadi]

#1266776162567323820

[keen oasis]

the voice chat in them is, but nothing else

[eager wadi]

was the server updated

[latent jackal]

Not all servers are updated yet

Give it time

[tame hollow]

Why do you think I live in britain

[rough wing]

Divine intervention

[tame hollow]

You couldnt be more wrong then

[thorn mica]

I got double pink candied and then microd as 049

[rough wing]

Are you from Ireland

[tame hollow]

I wish

IRA is fun

[rough wing]

Okay you are American

Only Americans say that

[tame hollow]

Like i said, wanna visit ireland in the future

IRA not IRS

[minor goblet]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[lunar siren]

75 hrs and saying addicted is diabolical

[rough wing]

Aren't you referring to Irish republic army

[halcyon linden]

In my opinion Northwood should add SCP 714 that will remove all negative effects, but IT will make player maximum stamina 15%

[tame hollow]

Yeah, and what have americans to do with the IRA?

[inland condor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1262464325658873957/1298835620319203430/Admin_alert2.gif

[somber raptor]

hm

[finite kelp]

I sob-storied hard enough for my scholarships and FAFSA and now I only have to pay $5000 out of pocket for college this semester

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-oh-my-god-football-shocked-confused-shock-and-awe-gif-11064093685746534841

[somber raptor]

damn

[wooden skiff]

Кто ебался?

[tame hollow]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.

[uneven ermine]

polska gurom

[clever cloud]

good day people. i was hoping i could get a bit of helpful advice. it seems i cannot access the newest update of the game, despite looking into public betas, and i cannot update the game itself, even after fully restarting my computer.

[latent jackal]

!langpl

[snow umbra]

Witaj, ten serwer jest serwerem anglojęzycznym. Możesz dołączyć do Polskiej społeczności tutaj.

[uneven ermine]

?

[somber raptor]

u sure it didn't just update automatically without you realizing?

[normal urchin]

again update holiday in scp sl?

[clever cloud]

i opened the game, and it says im still on version 1.14.0

[normal urchin]

1.40?)

wow

[clever cloud]

apologies, typo.

[latent jackal]

It wouldn't be in the betas, verify you game's files in the installed files tab

[clever cloud]

i shall try

[normal urchin]

I thought you were a man from the future

[silver moss]

yo

what is the miss auth miss match

[normal urchin]

as you understand it is a bug

Try asking tech support

[silver moss]

alr

btw

this is the error mesage
DISCONNECTED
!
You have been kicked by a server modification.
Reason: Pre Auth version missmatch, check client version
This is a server modification, not a game feature.
Contact an server administrator for more information.

[normal urchin]

SCP SL crashes for me too, well I think I'll log in soon

[silver moss]

btw

try using discord

it might work

[latent jackal]

Type ar into your game console

or is it ra.

I think it's ar

[silver moss]

ar

thats the comand

[normal urchin]

ar?

[silver moss]

yes

[normal urchin]

og

[silver moss]

i think

[normal urchin]

oh

I'd rather change nick so that the understand me

I mean in Discord

[silver moss]

it dosent work

[normal urchin]

ar?

[latent jackal]

Well as it is a server plugin I would suggest joining their discord and see if you can ask their staff for help

[analog musk]

no server zone yet

😦

[scenic summit]

I cant find the dr bright server

[thorn mica]

Larry and 096 tried to kill me in elevator and I sent it back up and they got shot up by ntf

Absolute karma

[silver moss]

wait

u know that like u can join ur friends server the one thire in

from thire steam account

[woeful whale]

Close and reopen steam

[silver moss]

iv restarted my pc like 3 times now

and still i have the smae problem

i think steam is dying

[latent jackal]

If server room comes back it'll be in a 14.X updaate, not a 14.0.X update

[silver moss]

and whens that?

[latent jackal]

They might've not updated their servers yet

[silver moss]

ohhhhh

[latent jackal]

(I have no idea)

[silver moss]

probably in a few years

or mabey never

[analog musk]

It seems like they did everything in a rush

[latent jackal]

They promised a 2024 release.
So they worked towards a 2024 release

[silver moss]

btw

[latent jackal]

And, No one really likes server room

[silver moss]

why is there no dr brights on the server list

[latent jackal]

^

[silver moss]

oh

welp

it looks like

ill go take a walk

seeya

[analog musk]

That doesn't justify that they did everything in a rushed manner

by the way, I appreciate the update.

[latent jackal]

It is what it is.
The people wanted a Christmas update

[nova saddle]

What happened to the servers

[analog musk]

Now that there are no pressures, they can take the whole year to make sure the update is truly complete.

[lone shuttle]

[nova saddle]

Guys where's Dr Bright

[latent jackal]

They might've not updated their servers yet

[nova saddle]

How long does that should I take?

[latent jackal]

It depends if the Server hoster is at home or not

[nova saddle]

Ok thanks

Is Dr break back down

[somber raptor]

Visual Studio got something against THAT specific <div>

[timid yacht]

Je suis charlie

[neon reef]

what happened to all the servers?

[solar glacier]

I mean it was cool

[neon reef]

...

[solar glacier]

Better than just another corridor

[chilly gorge]

…

[neon reef]

no like what actually happened?

[latent jackal]

The game recently updated to 14.0.1, meaning that some servers are still on 14.0.0

[chilly gorge]

update

[solar glacier]

I think some of the servers haven’t been like

[neon reef]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[solemn flame]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[solar glacier]

Made for the new update yet

[solemn flame]

yeah its completely fine

[solar glacier]

Like the servers themselves gotta be updated

[latent jackal]

ye

[neon reef]

i forgot about that

[keen oasis]

why is my game foggy?

[past tusk]

chrismas event

[keen oasis]

what event?

[past tusk]

idk how to write it bro

santa claus event

[keen oasis]

weird but ok ig

[somber raptor]

RAAHHH why is the image map not working

[unreal cloak]

what are the commands to change expression of the models?

[unreal cloak]

thanks

[solemn flame]

[tender shadow]

Only one is being actively made (its not GTA6)

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-redfield-neocranium-boulder-re5-gif-27666282

[indigo matrix]

Hello there

And...... Good night

[polar spade]

Man in highly advanced powered battle armour loses to two old men

[late flicker]

yo

where do they make those events?

[simple abyss]

What events?

[late flicker]

chaos strike

well i just came back and saw that badge

on a player

and tbh idk abt that

[simple abyss]

I never seen that badge nor know about it so...

[minor goblet]

Keep in mind
Some server have tags/badges that only work on that server.
If we are talking about a Global badge, they are issued to a player, partners and studio staff, by Northwood.

[somber raptor]

hm i've ran into an issue

[late flicker]

it says SCP SL Event Winner (Chaos strike)

Smthng like that

is on purple

i alr took a look on this srv and there r messages abt it

[minor goblet]

Has it an SCP logo next to it?

[late flicker]

ye

with a check

inside

[minor goblet]

Then it was an event

[late flicker]

and in which part

they host

those events

[inland condor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185650953593028748/1324223036903129088/Hell_no.gif

[minor goblet]

Sadly i don't know

They are "rare" per say so

[inland condor]

https://tenor.com/view/airfryer-air-fryer-no-airfryer-no-air-fryer-tony-stark-gif-8732604460075723523

[late flicker]

and someone knows here

?

[tame hollow]

Events were hosted my some partners, which? Can't remember. Think Bullish used to do events. These were community organised ones in which NW gave out those Event Winner Badges.

[quiet basin]

It was bullish and then me

And uh I’m currently watching over my successors since they did their first one quite recently

[quiet basin]

So whatchu wanna know

[quiet basin]

They just take a lot of work

Also NW has to approve em too

[tame hollow]

Heh