general-chat

[untold wyvern]

the title says i am suing honey

[rancid dome]

Them, the firm

[glacial nymph]

New year new me ahh game

[rancid dome]

lol

[simple sluice]

their other personalities

bold of you to assume they are not neurodivergent

[rancid dome]

I honestly can't tell if you're just joking with this or not or just picking the contrary in the wordings

[somber raptor]

it's a Class Action

[rancid dome]

cuz it still implies the same thing lol

[simple sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691733407323127839/1201413513856434206/caption-2-2-1.gif

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1141936516311023726/1284266816566198405/SPOILER_xL1LIynq.gif

[gaunt talon]

Are the ready or not dlcs worth it

[rancid dome]

never played the DLCs D:

[gaunt talon]

I bought the game with both dlcs

[rancid dome]

You have the DLCs, why don't you find out :p

silly

[glacial nymph]

Sooooooooooooooooooooo free Extra sandvich i got a week ago was a scam?

[gaunt talon]

My new PC parts didn't arrive yet

[arctic cape]

Human Gumball and Darwin

[rancid dome]

Ahhhh understandable

[glacial nymph]

That's actually pretty good ngl

[rancid dome]

Can I have your account to playtest?

[somber raptor]

the lawsuit (which has already been filed) ^

[glacial nymph]

Darwin is smh some 🏀 player

[arctic cape]

Drew it long time couldn't finish it

[arctic cape]

Are you implying Darwin is a you know....

[untold wyvern]

wuh

[rancid dome]

@gaunt talon When are you getting the new parts btw?

[gaunt talon]

Mid January

[glacial nymph]

Idk much and not a fan of basketball soooo

No?

[rancid dome]

oh damn, that's long after the sales

[arctic cape]

Oh alright here's another one I made

[glacial nymph]

The last part bit jumpscared me

[arctic cape]

Huh why?

I think its cute

[simple sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/ratatouille-meme-memes-reads-letter-gif-20713760

[glacial nymph]

I dont like Gumball copies, Gumball for life 🔥

[arctic cape]

How about Darwin?

[simple sluice]

no one talks about suzie damn...

[arctic cape]

Ugly

And fat

[glacial nymph]

Its been a very long time i heard that name

[simple sluice]

hey watch your language young man

[glacial nymph]

Oh THAT

That ugly ass character

[simple sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/sussie-sus-sussy-sussy-baka-sussie-tawog-gif-25199053

[glacial nymph]

Oh shit i shouldnt be saying that

Bit rude thing

[untold wyvern]

its time i go and play more pressure

[arctic cape]

UGLY PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE TALKED ABOUT AT ALL

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-pandemonium-door-30-pressure-roblox-pressure-gif-2418534703854801133

[glacial nymph]

Poor suzie with mental illness

[untold wyvern]

goodbye and wish me luck

[simple sluice]

shes fine tho😭

[somber raptor]

so 'we' is Wendover Productions, Businessing, The Charismatic Voice, Clearvision Media and Gear Live Media, represented by John Kristensen, Devin Stone (LegalEagle), Josh Sanford, Jarret Ellzey, Leigh Montgomery and Tommy Kherkber

[arctic cape]

Would you date her?

Ask me that

[simple sluice]

yes and take all the money from her rich family🤑

[arctic cape]

Gold digger

knew it

[glacial nymph]

I won't call my gf "honey" anymore

Makes me feel like shes gold digger

[somber raptor]

and legaleagle does NOT joke around mfer sued the government

[glacial nymph]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

IMAGINE SUING THE GOV

DUDE IS COOKED

He can't win against the gov man

[simple sluice]

he can, but he wont survive

[glacial nymph]

Maybe

[rancid dome]

You realize it happens pretty often in the US

[gaunt talon]

Why did he sue the fbi

[glacial nymph]

They know where he live

[glacial nymph]

No way

[somber raptor]

Idk watch the vid

[glacial nymph]

Just give us the context

Can't watch all that

[simple sluice]

with what they have done, im quite surprised no one has ever attempted to bring this out of light before

typical fbi stuffs

[rancid dome]

We don't talk about the "misplaced" 2 trillion dollars

[arctic cape]

Guys read my request comic of Darwin using his evolution powers

Cute and funny

[somber raptor]

Neither can i

[rancid dome]

The red bar kinda says otherwise

oh nvm, I'm blond as hell

yeah, now I'm dumb as hell LMFAO

[arctic cape]

Darwin got the glowup

[somber raptor]

No that's the video below it

[rancid dome]

THAT'S WHAT I SAID

SHUSH

anyway, I'll watch it then

By that, I mean keep it on the second screen and let it play in the background while I'm doing something else entirely

[simple sluice]

please kindly make more

[arctic cape]

Didn't make this I requested it but I can ask but how was it?

[simple sluice]

awesome comic

[rancid dome]

oh, it's political stuff 💀

[simple sluice]

feels just like a regular TAWOG episode

[arctic cape]

Yeah plus it fits Darwin's character of using his evolve powers

[glacial nymph]

Uhhhhhhhh so its illegal to ask you about more details

[arctic cape]

I wish the writers would lean more into serialization

[rancid dome]

ngl, should've seen that coming since it's the government being sued

[simple sluice]

if there were more panels he'd probably become shin godzilla

[visual acorn]

!rep @pure mica

[snow umbra]

You have just given @pure mica a reputation point!

[visual acorn]

Where is your tournament winner tag

In discord

[glacial nymph]

If i could sue my gov, i would sue it for corruption, bias, not doing the job done or being too slow, i would also sue it for high taxes even thou the inflation getting higher and higher

[visual acorn]

Das a crazy lawsuit

[rancid dome]

corruption IS political reason

you did prove my point

[arctic cape]

Yeah I would love to see more of Darwin's powers not just in fan comics but officially

[simple sluice]

click video
politics
sleep

[rancid dome]

lmao yeah

[glacial nymph]

LMAO REAL

Politics are bor-
Getting bombed for justifiable reasons

[rancid dome]

They said they're suing to "obtain all records related to the government's investigation of former president, Donald Trump, for retaining classified documents in trying to overturn the 2020 election".

I'm leaving it at that

[simple sluice]

but im glad they did not make him elvove further lol, even though its exteremely cool nonetheless

[glacial nymph]

*snoooooop... || MIMIMIMIMI || *

[buoyant helm]

here's my desktop wallpaper

[rancid dome]

🔥

[glacial nymph]

Peak

[simple sluice]

me and my homies across the globe

[rancid dome]

I should've made something like that on mine

[buoyant helm]

you know this screenshot by the way?

i sent it in for the steam screenshot competitions "Piston-Powered" which required your vehicle to be powered by a piston engine to qualify

[glacial nymph]

How bro paying for all Adobe softs?

[arctic cape]

Why? Darwin with a new body is good and better

[glacial nymph]

Premier, PS, Ae?!

[rancid dome]

pirating

[buoyant helm]

my screenshot was ignored for both the community and judge vote and the top placer for one of them is THIS 😭

[buoyant helm]

i don't

[arctic cape]

If anything it furthers his character development

[rancid dome]

Also, who tf pays for Adobe softwares 💀

[buoyant helm]

freaks

[glacial nymph]

My type

[glacial nymph]

Gov

[rancid dome]

Aside from offices, that's literally anyone who buys them lmao

[glacial nymph]

[simple sluice]

i just perfer what he looks like in the show lol, it might just be personal bias ig

[somber raptor]

one time the son of the former King of Italy sued the government for 250K for emotional damages

[rancid dome]

Hell, even offices pirate Adobe stuff lol

[buoyant helm]

i remember seeing an adobe support post that was just a 12 year old kid begging for mercy from the Adobe gods because he pirated After Effects and he said he'd "never do it again"

[glacial nymph]

Office? I only spent 2€ for it for permanente use

[buoyant helm]

"i don't want to go to jail"

[somber raptor]

cuz after WWII the Savoia family was exiled and only let back in 2002

[arctic cape]

That's because you grew up with it lol you don't like change which in this case is good

[simple sluice]

maybe ur right

[glacial nymph]

Lmao

What an innocent kid

[arctic cape]

Honestly if the writers explore Darwin his evolving powers he could be ponteially more cooler

[glacial nymph]

Godzilla 3

[simple sluice]

silly goober Darwin

[arctic cape]

Yes Darwin transforming into a monster is cool

@simple sluice @glacial nymph you guys know the game prototype?

[glacial nymph]

Uhhh no?

What game?

[simple sluice]

the game where you shoots scp

[arctic cape]

@glacial nymph @simple sluice
Basically Darwin has powers like the game prototype here
https://youtu.be/kR6w9aaFkls?si=DgeCxZtTFbE2cT0b

The writers should use this as reference

[simple sluice]

oh that game

game was fire until it wasnt

[arctic cape]

Yeah Darwin should grow biological weapons out of his hands

since his evolving power and all

[simple sluice]

bro this is gumball not Nurgle's backyard😭

[glacial nymph]

Broooo 💀

I think the lore of gumball kissing rob is enough already

We have mutant Darwin before GTA 6

🔥

Like, question thou

If Darwin had such powers

What's the purpose?

A villian to fight with?

[arctic cape]

Yeah or he becomes a freak that cant control his powers which makes the show interesting

[arctic cape]

Gumball is chaotic violence so this fits in

[glacial nymph]

Only one person can save the world....

Joe's mother

[arctic cape]

Darwin can be this hero that will save everyone from the void or become evil to use his powers

Honestly the show needs it since the show is getting stale

[glacial nymph]

Nah Gumball show still outstanding

Never falls down

I never get bored rewatching every ep

Also

Something weird

Very weird

Every time, when im on bed before sleeping

I think about the next ep of gumball

I think of a scene

Guess what happens

Tomorrow that day, that ep shows up

Every god damn time

Its like... I memorized the algorithm

I can tell what ep it will play

[arctic cape]

Idk season 5 & 6 felt like they were relying to much on meta and no substance

Show is too good but if season 7 will be like the previous last two seasons then people aren't gonna stick too it

And might say the show has become zombie or overstayed its welcome like the simpsons

Tawog needs change like what I mention about Darwin

[glacial nymph]

Welp, you are the biggest fan here, for me i will just not care and stick with the show, still enjoyable for pe

[arctic cape]

Kk

[eternal rock]

no fucking way

banana barbara

[untold wyvern]

i did it

2nd win

under 45 minutes

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/jpKZMHO4DoSmRjClN?invite=cr-MSxTYjgsMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

@rancid dome

[rancid dome]

[untold wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/jpKwFoZ5gRwW7EwU0?invite=cr-MSxMcFksMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

i got this in the same round

2 mirages back to back

2 wins at 20 deaths

some people dont even have a win at 50 deaths

[runic lichen]

T

[buoyant helm]

bro thought he was slick 💀

[gentle acorn]

ew ia

[buoyant helm]

ALLUSIONS is

a bit hard for me

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/minigame-pandemonium-roblox-pressure-gif-1935687107568353375

[buoyant helm]

IA sorta dumbs it down into a form i can easily grasp

no complicated 50 button press combos, just click enemy enough times and win

though i do wish the Yamato and Faron Blades from ALLUSIONS carried over to IA

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-joyous-oh-joyous-eyefestation-eyefestation-cute-eyefestation-roblox-pressure-gif-3788042162187032251

[gentle acorn]

both games suck ass

[buoyant helm]

what about

Dress to Impress

🗣️🔥

[gentle acorn]

ass

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248022608390393888/1309163778151022652/togif.gif

[buoyant helm]

SCP: Secret Laboratory

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1141936516311023726/1284266816566198405/SPOILER_xL1LIynq.gif

[gentle acorn]

good game

[untold wyvern]

tf2

[buoyant helm]

question

why is SCP: Secret Laboratory Discord still jolly holly festive

[untold wyvern]

christmas end february 4

[polar spade]

Probably till the event ends

I still haven’t played the new Christmas update

Haven’t seen the Flamingoes yet

[buoyant helm]

neither have i

because

THE DAMN AUSSIES

ARE ALL FLOODING THE KI SERVERS

good for them they get to experience hell with the Flamingos and 3114

[gentle acorn]

because events that last less than two weeks are stupid

[gentle acorn]

this is why queue systems suck ass

could've joined the server by simply setting up a macro

[thick loom]

Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-its-over-over-blade-runner2049-blade-runner-gif-24854081

[somber raptor]

An Italian gendarme is under investigation for excessive use of force after shooting and killing a person who was running around stabbing people

[somber raptor]

He stabbed 5 people before being shot by said officer (who also fired warning shots at the ground before shooting him)

[untold wyvern]

deserved

bet the knife guy is british

[somber raptor]

Arab

[glacial osprey]

frick!

[severe eagle]

I wanted to ask whether the rules of the scp:sl server must be in "server info" or can they be on the discord server. Is this predetermined as scp:sl server policy?

[tame hollow]

Its very simple, as soon as you need an account to view server rules, its forbidden.
Google docs works, in the serverinfo works, a forum works. Anywhere you can view them without having to log in

[somber raptor]

!vsr

[snow umbra]

https://scpslgame.com/Verified_server_rules.pdf

[somber raptor]

Paragraph 3.13 defines where the rules can be placed

[visual acorn]

6€ Ikea ice cream

[rancid dome]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEV_zo-Iy2Q/?igsh=cTRqajd0cjBvZnB2
@idle shard

Instagram

Gotta teach your younglings the way

[thorny glacier]

hi

[rancid dome]

Hiya:D

[runic lichen]

hi

[chilly vault]

strawberry cheese cake is a great flavour

[visual acorn]

Caramel best

[runic lichen]

I'm stuck, I wanna contact SCP SL support but they said I already created a ticket and can't open another one.

[tight ermine]

Which kind of ticket are you trying to open?

[runic lichen]

A technical one

[tight ermine]

I'll look into it for you

[runic lichen]

Thanks

[runic lichen]

May I quickly DM you about something?

Because legit, Lazar also tried looking for the ticket I opened but nobody found it.

[tame hollow]

You can get häagen dazs outside ikea too you know

!rep @meager slate

[snow umbra]

You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!

[visual acorn]

Never seen it

Anywhere outside of ikea

[tame hollow]

We have it in a few supermarkets here

Still pricy tho

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 38 minutes, 51 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[meager slate]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[meager slate]

[untold wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/jpHOPmknjhGsr6ELa?invite=cr-MSxyeGYsMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

!rep watery777

[snow umbra]

You have just given @still wigeon a reputation point!

[untold wyvern]

[tight ermine]

Of course

[runic lichen]

Ok, 2 seconds, finishing what I'm doing and I'll DM you 👍

[idle shard]

Future helldiver right there

Also I might’ve gone too far in some places yesterday

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1217215865737580754/1324513320782266368/image.png?ex=67791567&is=6777c3e7&hm=07b0ac476dc70e406c36b9a2e9c86af4c1594e0cff418fe39e9fc0252fc2ed4e&

[spice coyote]

!rep @narrow olive

[snow umbra]

You have just given @narrow olive a reputation point!

[eternal rock]

why tf2 versus saxton hale so easy as hale

valve pls nerf

[orchid kraken]

We need to build a fortress!
Team:

[true sky]

i've got cancer for the rest of my life
half:

[eternal rock]

We need to defeat the nazis!
Day:

[eternal rock]

Headcrab

[true sky]

baby crab

scary

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1274844646668898316/1323419345673785445/qyWlQGul.gif

[fossil wasp]

hii

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[static drum]

HOW to make the server public

[eternal rock]

SCP:SL nerds what SCP is he playing in this gif

[polar spade]

Impossible to know

[orchid kraken]

106

Cuz he breathing

[quick glade]

https://tenor.com/view/serpent's-hand-scp-secret-lab-scp-gif-10666512704801438161

[gaunt talon]

It's balanced

[eternal rock]

me when i BRAVE JUMP and weighdown and punch

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[cinder sapphire]

@tough tapir

sweep time

[tough tapir]

smellione26

[cinder sapphire]

tiny maid

[tough tapir]

sweep

[tough tapir]

sweep with auro

[cinder sapphire]

nah that is all you

[tough tapir]

u

[cinder sapphire]

yes you are tiny

glad we both understand that

[tough tapir]

but you are the TinyOne26

[cinder sapphire]

no

[tough tapir]

Yes

[cinder sapphire]

you are smallcient

[tough tapir]

Naur

[cinder sapphire]

go to the usa and go to the dmv for me maid

I dont want to go

[summer robin]

Hi

[tough tapir]

Nah

Your maid car, you do it

[mighty lodge]

hes australian

[eternal rock]

true

[cinder sapphire]

you dont have a choice maid

do it

[static drum]

HOW to make the server public

[worldly orchid]

Hi JDH, you would need to verify it so it gets on the server list, you may do this with the !verify command.

If you require further assistance, feel free to open a ticket at #technical-support so we may assist you.

[cinder sapphire]

I need help.

[static drum]

where to write

[cinder sapphire]

I put liquid nitrogen on my computer and now it wont run

[worldly orchid]

Please open a ticket and we will assist you further there.

[cinder sapphire]

he is prob asking the email to get it verify

[worldly orchid]

Nope. No need for that anymore

You can do it yourself now

But our policy is to help in the tickets, not to clog other chats

[cinder sapphire]

damn auro has more freetime

[ashen thorn]

u fixed it?

[lapis vault]

i got issue when i join server i get (disconnected The specified host is not available

[cinder sapphire]

best bet is to go to #technical-support and go from there

best of luck

[lapis vault]

ok

[summer robin]

Who here needs a girlfriend?

[meager slate]

[solid echo]

we need a huge ass sign

that says go to tech support first

anyways

[orchid kraken]

only person tha didnt change

also traumatized+scp1344 actually makes game look sadly terrific

[ruby sedge]

ermmm hoobert

wat is dis

why not change mtf helicopter dood model

smh

this game is unplayable

i cant play this game cuz of that

im so mad grrr 😡

[crystal grail]

bro

why this games so hard

man

[errant hollow]

Me

[crystal grail]

nah you dont

[errant hollow]

What's that supposed to mean. . .

[untold shoal]

also he didn`t change guard corpses at the SCP 096 and 049 cell 😡

[polar spade]

Literally unplayable

Revert to 13.5

[rough wing]

@simple abyss https://youtu.be/ncdMPtC8-Us?si=g6gKt4z5RicLvLtO what in God's name are the atilla descendants cooking?? What is this map

What are you guys doing

[crystal grail]

bro

wth is that

[rough wing]

Giga Turan

What type of things do they feed to the Hungarians that they make these maps

[crystal grail]

man I think Turks were better back

[somber raptor]

hold on

[strong dune]

He’s so small

[edgy arrow]

can i get one

[static drum]

HOW to make the server public

[mighty lodge]

which dark souls is this

[mighty lodge]

im pretty sure you need to pay money for that

[static drum]

no

[mighty lodge]

what do you mean no if you dont know how

[strange trellis]

3

[tough tapir]

@meager slate hungry song

[meager slate]

[simple abyss]

I have no idea what is this or what are you talking about but cool

[rough wing]

I don't have any idea either

It's just ???

[indigo forge]

where can i find scientist card if there aitn one in the dog 's room (before there was in servers but now there isnt servers)

[eager wadi]

gotta go back to light to upgrade at 914

[tardy walrus]

send it one more time and you're getting executed

[indigo forge]

💔

no but fr

is there jsut 1 spawn now and thats dog

[tardy walrus]

[mental arch]

was that the flamingo of 2025?!

@still wigeon yo how many bees do you have in bee swarm

[tawdry shard]

please do

[still wigeon]

50

[solid echo]

Yes you have to

[mental arch]

whats the hive lvl

[still wigeon]

20

[mental arch]

god im a 38 bee lvl 8 hive :(

[rough wing]

@still wigeon how do I octagonal coffee beans

I need urgent help, technical, SCP

Octagonal coffee beans

[still wigeon]

uhh

motion

[rough wing]

Thank you

I am rating you 5 stars

[mental arch]

@still wigeon do you play jujutsu shenanigans

[still wigeon]

nope

[mental arch]

aww

[white geode]

Guys I have a question. How can I prove I didnt cheat, I sent a ban appeal but they don't believe me I wasn't recording at the time is there any way. Please someone help me

[oblique basin]

hire a lawyer for 20 grand

go big or go home

[eager wadi]

You can speak with @odd minnow

[white geode]

Where can I find them

[eager wadi]

You just send a DM

[white geode]

Ok thank you so much

[orchid kraken]

whats with ppl getting banned

[gilded timber]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[timid yacht]

https://youtu.be/1X7CqwzvG7E?si=N1nGTC3KBkzFg8KF

Good song

rip chi cheng

[gaunt talon]

You're forever banned then

[gilded timber]

Then unfortunately that decision is usually final, the ban will remain and you won't be able to play the game

[marble crown]

If I was ever to be a murderer I want people to know I played scp sl

[eternal rock]

first guy to explain how the half-life alyx shotgun works gets a free tf2 hat (break-action semi-auto) diagram included

[marble crown]

simple

you pull trigger

you shoot gun

ok give the hat now

[gray path]

you open the barrel

load in the shells

close the barrel

pull the slide

pull the trigger

[marble crown]

then it goes clicky clicky

which makes boolet go

explody blody

and then launches boolet

which goes weeee

then boolet hit combine which goes AEGH JASMJSAIO :@E@AOPDJ *(@# @marble crown

then you do that again

[iron scroll]

Praying one day they will add a option bringing back the old models like for humans

[eager wadi]

no

[pearl shard]

Probably similar to the burgess folding shotgun but semi-auto

https://youtu.be/HXvmGtLYwKA?si=tABb9zl1TvD4FCjK

[true sky]

scp sl OG coming september 2039

[marble crown]

how did you get banned

so you cheated

and got banned?

that's deserved honestly

yes...

but you got banned

so what you need to do now is get a job at northwood

work there for 8 years

and code it into the game that you cannot be banned

[eager wadi]

!ban @thorny haven cheater lmao

[snow umbra]

Done. That felt good.

[marble crown]

oh danggg

now he'll never get a job at northwood

[tribal cedar]

why would you cheat in this game of all things

its the least competitive fps game of all time 😭

[eager wadi]

reaction

[fluid zealot]

can i report a bug in #technical-support

[gilded timber]

!bugreport

[snow umbra]

https://support.scpslgame.com/bug-report

[gilded timber]

Please report bugs here^

[fluid zealot]

aight

[gilded timber]

Thank you!

[icy flume]

guys i got dumped in project zomboid...

[glossy coyote]

Real the letter first

You don’t know what type of rejection it is yet

[icy flume]

i mean i would but it says theres nothing of interesting in it for me to read loool

[vivid verge]

been a while since i last spoke here, good evening SCP SL server!

[icy flume]

Good evening to you!!

[vivid verge]

to you too

[visual acorn]

1:30 am evening

[icy flume]

Exclamation points make it more friendly tbh

[vivid verge]

good morning

premorning

[vivid verge]

yeah

try on #scp-discussion

i have been revoked from having the SCP SL platinum, such a shame that i cant run it

i've been outdated

[eager wadi]

!langsaes

[snow umbra]

Hola, este es un servidor de habla inglesa. Puedes unirte al servidor de la comunidad localizada en español de Sudamérica aquí.

[summer robin]

ENGLISH NOWW

OK MESSAGE DELETED

[mighty lodge]

You should press Q

[summer robin]

How to use voice chat in gmod?

[iron scroll]

Wrong date

[summer robin]

You are a skibidi

[iron scroll]

Its November 21 2077

[gray tapir]

how do you become scp 3114 with admin commands?

because he doesnt appear with the forceclass command

[eager wadi]

3114 is currently removed.

[gray tapir]

oh ok

[true sky]

You just use it

[icy flume]

I sure love to drink the antidote from time to time

[somber raptor]

April Fools update idea: make each gun shoot their right caliber (and for guns that have multiple versions, take the most inconvenien so there are 9 different calibers (9x19mm, 4.6x30mm, .45 ACP, .300 BLK, 5.56x45mm, .44 Magnum, 12 Gauge, 7.62x39mm, 7.62x51mm)

[latent jackal]

Sorry to say this, but we aren't doing or planning to do another April fools update any time soon.

[tardy walrus]

who is we lebronzo

i am planning to do allat

🙏🏽

[eager wadi]

april fools doesn't exist

[limpid bough]

is anyone else having a freeze game in scp sl

like it freezes out of no where but you can still spectate everyone, just that nobody moves and talks

[somber raptor]

I know

[worn mason]

i have a question, is there someone alse whose SCP servers are very laggy because there is a Spanish server that is ehere I am, it is duper laggy, is there anyone who knows?

[latent jackal]

Best to make a Tech support ticket to see if the tech guys can help out, make sure to read the FaQ to see if you can fix it yourself first
#technical-support message

[worn mason]

ok thanks

[latent jackal]

I, uhh.

I guess that works too.

[iron scroll]

Can anyone train me in juking scps?

[warped magnet]

a good way to learn is to play as the scps

[iron scroll]

Yea

I mean ik their abilities

But

[warped magnet]

It’s their movement that you need to learn

[iron scroll]

I wanna learn juke variants

[iron scroll]

Ik

Peanut teleports

Shy guy its very hard to juke him

Doggo can sprint

[warped magnet]

Peanut almost never looks behind them

[warped magnet]

Shy guy just kills you

[dusk crow]

Is there a base game way for 079 to not be terminated as the last SCP alive?

[warped magnet]

What would be the point

[dusk crow]

Modded things

[iron scroll]

I did learn how to juke larry

Once you like dont hear him anymore

Go to the opposite direction

939 however i dont know

173 a little

Just if you dont see his name tag

Then he cant kill you

[warped magnet]

Adrenaline

Run

[iron scroll]

Yea

[dusk crow]

Just give her belly rubs

Trust me, it works

[warped magnet]

you’re dead if 939 investigates the room you’re in

[iron scroll]

How do i prevent that

Like i have to juke and fight back atst

What about doctor after he gives me cardiac arrest

Or has his ability on

[warped magnet]

If you ask really nicely I’m sure they won’t kill you

[iron scroll]

He will

:)

[iron scroll]

But how will you like prevent his like good sense of doctor ability

@warped magnet im asking nicely

Its supposed to work

[lone crypt]

hey question: what's the reason why hosting a server list is not allowed? See "License Grant.8" of the EULA and its definitions (Defintitions.11 and Definitions.12).

Definitions

[...]

11. ‘Central Server’ — a server hosted by Northwood that handles authentication of Players, generation of the in-game list of public Servers, or server-side part of the Anti-cheat System.

12. ‘Emulated Central Server’ — a server that is not hosted or managed by Northwood and provides at least some of the functionality of a Central Server for the Game or Anti-cheat System.

[...]

License Grant

8. Developing, hosting, distributing, sharing, or using an Emulated Central Server is forbidden.

I fully understand the AC system and authentication, just wondering about the in-game list of servers.

(also i'm not upset about these restrictions so don't worry about that)

[peak bane]

[peak bane]

Wtf are you doing here

[lone crypt]

wdym?

[tardy walrus]

wdym a server list bruh

theres literally one

https://scplist.kr

[peak bane]

Stop, oh fuck. I thought you were a bot

[lone crypt]

read the definition

11. ‘Central Server’ — a server hosted by Northwood that handles authentication of Players, generation of the in-game list of public Servers, or server-side part of the Anti-cheat System.

Generation of the in-game list of public servers

[sleek estuary]

hosting a server list is allowed

[lone crypt]

oh

[tardy walrus]

what is bro on

[lone crypt]

sorry ya'll seem to be misunderstanding

i mean why is hosting a emulated central server with only the purpose of the generation of the server list (in-game or not) disallowed

[lone crypt]

i'm not asking about this

and i can't demo what i want to because i don't chat in this server

[sleek estuary]

well it wouldnt be possible to host your own CS, since everything related to it is private

[lone crypt]

i'm just asking why the operation of a central server with the purpose of the generation of the server list is disallowed

8. Developing, hosting, distributing, sharing, or using an Emulated Central Server is forbidden.

Earlier...

11. ‘Central Server’ — a server hosted by Northwood that handles authentication of Players, generation of the in-game list of public Servers, or server-side part of the Anti-cheat System.

12. ‘Emulated Central Server’ — a server that is not hosted or managed by Northwood and provides at least some of the functionality of a Central Server for the Game or Anti-cheat System.

hosting a non-official server list seems harmless

[lone crypt]

once again i do not mean this

i mean the in-game list

[sleek estuary]

i see what you mean

my guess would be that it causes issues, or could trigger the AC, or is that servers & plugins might be able to do some fucky wucky and redirect players to a emulated CS which could be malicious

[lone crypt]

ok

also if you can, please close #1324894132501479485, i figured it out now

[pallid mica]

!rep @vague furnace

[snow umbra]

You have just given @vague furnace a reputation point!

[pallid mica]

big rep

[vague furnace]

[warped magnet]

This shit is interesting

[crystal kelp]

Sup

[eager wadi]

[eager wadi]

!warn @balmy steppe ghost ping

[robust turtle]

can someone queue for daddy on whos your daddy classic im queueing with baby atm

[strong dune]

Ping this man and delete the message now

https://tenor.com/view/star-citizen-aurora-get-this-man-an-aurora-get-this-man-a-shield-spaceship-gif-13229558

[untold wyvern]

[ebon flare]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1128342699364323558/1139257128624869436/ezgif.com-resize_28.gif

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/pandemonium-roblox-please-roblox-pressure-blood-pressure-gif-5047547848890055646

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/waiter-one-searchlight-please-roblox-gif-16568378451462380390

[rancid dome]

Why not 500 of em

Turn them into a sun

[fallow kite]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/560870603482202154/819992789726003200/image0.gif

[icy flume]

This is going to sound weird, but has anyone else ever played the PS3 game "Fat Princess"? 😭

That game was genuinely the best CTF I've ever played

[near bear]

where can I open a ticket?

[rancid dome]

Hiya, what do you need help with?

[stable mirage]

[near bear]

the game disconnects me from the server even if I do 200mbps

[rancid dome]

Ah

[near bear]

any fix?

I also tried to remove the google dns

[rancid dome]

You can try looking up #897643267473145866 and #1098299774291157043 for help

[near bear]

but it doesn't work

[rancid dome]

If none of those work, you can try making a ticket via #technical-support

:)

[near bear]

okk

thanks

[rancid dome]

No problem, hope you got your problem fixed

:D

[stable mirage]

[untold wyvern]

[upper geode]

[glacial nymph]

Rise and Shine gamers

[latent jackal]

Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job.

[glacial nymph]

No one is more deserving of a rest... and all the effort in the World would have gone to waste... until...

[latent jackal]

Well... Lets just say your hour has come again.

[glacial nymph]

So wake up, Mister Freeman

[latent jackal]

Wake up and, smell the ashes.

[LOUD TRAIN HORN]

Anyhow

Whats everyone up to

[polar spade]

Liberating City 17

[glacial nymph]

Sad

Sony doesn't care about african people

No Helldivers

[solemn flame]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-2-gman-go-fuck-yourself-intro-half-life-gif-14533896024780367362

love this mod so much

[eternal rock]

Could also be like the Alof's mechanism

[polar spade]

I consider this canon and nothing you say can convince me otherwise

[eternal rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeXJqjxP8wI

[solemn flame]

yep

[eternal rock]

forgot to ping for context

[eternal rock]

lysnow you are now demoted to Social Media shallow state

[latent jackal]

Gman after Gordon restarts his speed run for the 87th time

[solemn flame]

gordons pure confusion after stepping into a portal on the tram in hl1's ending only to immediately be told to fuck himself as he steps onto a train in city 17

[eternal rock]

but what if he has a battle he has no chance of win ning

[latent jackal]

From Gordon's perspective, he is truly living though like some kind of hell as he hasn't gotten any sleep from when was late for work that one morning

I mean yeah he's been knocked out

[solemn flame]

i mean, does he need any from the amount of morphine hes been pumped

hes high as fuck the whole time

[latent jackal]

He's more drugs than human at this point

[solemn flame]

lmao

maybe thats why he went mute

[latent jackal]

The face of a man whos long gone.

[eternal rock]

No he sleeps in those houses on the coast of Highway 17 and sandtraps

And also in the citadel in that cart ride (in-game is sped up because he sleeps and the citadel is huge)

[gaunt talon]

What rifle did grigori use

[eternal rock]

Winchester 1873 lever-action rifle

[latent jackal]

Maybe I just haven't played HL2 for awhile but I don't remember ever taking a "sleep break" in highway 17

[eternal rock]

yeah gordon falls asleep instantly after you go to the main menu or you quit the game

[latent jackal]

Freeman the minute you turn the game off

[latent jackal]

[orchid kraken]

hell let loose is free on epic games

[polar spade]

Ew Epic

[gaunt talon]

I would never download epic games

Even if there were good free games

[glacial nymph]

I really wanna know how to change the animated texture file in a hl2 map to make a custom intro as well

[glacial nymph]

Payday 2

[icy flume]

Whats that

Is it gokd

Good

[icy flume]

Payday 2's free on epic?? 💀

[eternal rock]

so much bloat

[glacial nymph]

Was, i have it thou in both steam and epic

[icy flume]

Ah alr

[glacial nymph]

In 4 diffirent accounts

[icy flume]

Backups

[glacial nymph]

Bingo

[polar spade]

Epic launcher is by far the worst thing I’ve ever seen

[glacial nymph]

I never play epic games

[icy flume]

Yeah I dislike it

[glacial nymph]

But i Always claim free games

[polar spade]

And it takes like 3 hours to download a 1 gb game

[icy flume]

I only downloaded it cuz of the free games tbh

But I dislike it

[plucky juniper]

🤔

im sure google is telling the truth

[glacial nymph]

Relatable

[eternal rock]

file bloat you oaf

[plucky juniper]

💤

[glacial nymph]

No way epic has that much games, smh it looks empty

[polar spade]

Im on Linux so i cant even use the launcher thankfully. I just use some third party app to download games which also auto adds it to Steam as a non steam game

So i can use Steam as my launcher

[eternal rock]

Epic games ui sucks as well

[polar spade]

Also this is because EGL is horribly unoptimised and only uses one single CPU core to download apps

[next horizon]

Hello guys how can we recommend something to the game developers

[polar spade]

Ikr

[plucky juniper]

pay money

[polar spade]

!steamforums

!foruns

[eternal rock]

i will pay money on steam

[plucky juniper]

command fail

[polar spade]

Fuck

!forums

[snow umbra]

https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/10/

[plucky juniper]

foruns

[next horizon]

Thanks

[polar spade]

Im on mobile while on a moving bus

[plucky juniper]

too bad

[polar spade]

You can also get patreon for more direct game suggestions

[eternal rock]

fuck yeah hollow knight on xbox game pass

[next horizon]

I want to recommend a melee in the game

[plucky juniper]

sliksong when

[icy flume]

I tried downloading Rocket League on epic and I couldn't fucking play the multiplayer

Cuz it wasn't connecting to my epic account

For some reason..

[plucky juniper]

😭

[polar spade]

My brother plays rocket league and i make sure to bully him every day

Have i mentioned i hate epic

[icy flume]

I tried downloading Fortnite some years ago

[polar spade]

His second favourite game is Fall Guys

[plucky juniper]

brother might be based

[polar spade]

I have failed as an older sibling

[next horizon]

Like a crowbar or a fire axe in the light containment to let the d bois have something with them

[icy flume]

Wasn't fall guys on steam

[polar spade]

I must take the honourable path

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-stab-spongebob-stab-anime-stab-gif-20196230

[plucky juniper]

lock him into a chair

and make him play sl

[icy flume]

Oh my gosh 😭

[fallow kite]

[eternal rock]

otis must be in half-life 3

[plucky juniper]

you see, there isn't a hole on the front where the hole on the back is,

[eternal rock]

WAHT

[plucky juniper]

so he really did just stab himself

[eternal rock]

his mouth

[fallow kite]

He's a sponge

[polar spade]

Worst part is he has PS+ ( he plays all his games on our PS4)

And still chooses rocket league

[plucky juniper]

doesn't seem very healthy to have a hole inside of your mouth

that comes out your back

[icy flume]

Ok what the heck

[fallow kite]

What's wrong with rocket league

[icy flume]

Give me those

I'll appreciate them

[eternal rock]

maybe he can close his holes at will

[icy flume]

I'll give them the love they deserve

[plucky juniper]

spongebob lore

[eternal rock]

WHy doesn't TF2 spy just stab people while invisible? is he stupid?

[polar spade]

And even worse, i used to have ps+ and i had a whole library of free monthly games which would have been unlocked if i renewed my PS+. But he begged our parents to put ps+ on his account because “it was his present”

[plucky juniper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_lwkKtv1-A

[polar spade]

He would have liked those games as well

And then he has the audacity to say he cant find any other games to play

[eternal rock]

Lore-accurate spy

[plucky juniper]

ok yeah your brother might be cooked

[polar spade]

He got a yellow plus next to this name when he logs into PS4

[eternal rock]

no he's freeze-dried and vacuum-sealed

[polar spade]

Yay

[plucky juniper]

well he can also play online with his account

this is important

[polar spade]

He doesnt play online

Rocket league doesnt need ps+ for online

[eternal rock]

KILL THE SPIES

[plucky juniper]

when is steam going to make online cost money

they are missing out big time

[polar spade]

But now i cant play COD online

[eternal rock]

They already have an infinite money machine from steam

but why not have an infinity + 200 money machine with online paid

[plucky juniper]

yes

[polar spade]

All it costed was GoW, heavenly bodies, the perstience, little nightmares, lego dc super villains, lego harry potter, BO4 and a bunch more

[plucky juniper]

how could you kill this man

[eternal rock]

He looks like a crackhead

[plucky juniper]

listen its been a hard like

dozen years

or however long the tf2 timeline is

[tough tapir]

The peeler

[somber raptor]

Just made another shitty financial decision

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-waffle-waffle-falling-bread-waffle-falling-over-dropped-waffle-gif-16971947

[tame hollow]

bro bought a FN gungnir

[somber raptor]

Nah i bought 7560 R6 Credits

[tame hollow]

[rapid belfry]

?

[somber raptor]

Idc what u think, Chromatic Aberration is the best AWP skin

(Besides Asiimov, maybe)

[ionic wharf]

hi guys

[tame hollow]

I have a UPS order scheduled for 2pm maximum. Express delivery. It's 7 past 1pm and the distance they have to drive from their distribution center is atleast 2h away. I wonder if they make it on time.

[tame hollow]

its not the worst skin but by far not the best

[ionic wharf]

what means fists? when you spectating u can see that fists on the top mog/chaos

[tame hollow]

[somber raptor]

I have a PosteItaliane order scheduled for January 15th

[somber raptor]

If you don't know PosteItaliane they are the kind of dudes that run away if you don't answer the door within 5 seconds

[next horizon]

Just curious, are they actively looking at the community discussions? cuz I think the one that I wrote is important for the game.

[somber raptor]

They aren't

[next horizon]

so do I have to buy the patreon

[somber raptor]

Yes

[next horizon]

😢

[latent jackal]

The game devs do look though the stream forums from time-to-time

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/pandemonium-pressure-roblox-minigames-fish-gif-15171357108928109444

[pastel grove]

Guys what are some good servers in Europe

The ones I play in I'm the only one who uses the voice chat

[glacial nymph]

Hmmmmmmmmm

Bright

Chaos Thoery

SCP Lockdown

[pastel grove]

Ty

[gaunt talon]

Freya's

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-pandemonium-door-30-pressure-roblox-pressure-gif-2418534703854801133

[eternal rock]

Make one with those STUPID FUCKING CANDLEBEARERS now

[untold wyvern]

its easy to pass them

[eternal rock]

not when there's frogger

[untold wyvern]

previous door

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-jinx-bigfoot-jinx-the-name-of-this-cat-is-cat-gif-12875375825742729850

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1141936516311023726/1284266816566198405/SPOILER_xL1LIynq.gif

[eternal rock]

Lies. his name is 'TF2 mercenaries buff and oiled up'

[crimson elk]

my pc is smoking after playing this bruh

[quick bloom]

it's normal don't worry

[lavish hamlet]

Skill issue

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[fallow kite]

where is the peeler?

[strange trellis]

in my hand

[fallow kite]

😔

[tough tapir]

the hand peeler

[thick briar]

srvcfg
[2025-01-04 17:59:03.162 +03:00] You must be connected to a server to use this command.
Hi all. Tell me, how can I now use a similar command from the console server without errors?

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[thick briar]

Previously I was able to use these commands in the ubuntu console without having to log into the server

[mint crest]

what can i do if i cant join game 😭, this fucking game got same amount of errors as valorant

[tame hollow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tame hollow]

!rep @tardy walrus

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tardy walrus a reputation point!

[fallow kite]

You will have to talk to the tech support #technical-support

[mint crest]

wtf is spoofer and ty

[fallow kite]

Spoofer?

[mint crest]

yes

[fallow kite]

Ohh, a spoofer

[mint crest]

a

[meager slate]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[fallow kite]

Something that hides your hardware ID

[fossil wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1235391506462933013/1288530348191518811/bounce.gif

[tough tapir]

@meager slate

[summer robin]

Hello helllo

[simple sluice]

Can you see

[somber raptor]

The Dwarf, The Wanderer and the Drug Dealer

[meager slate]

very smol

[somber raptor]

there's also The Castaway

[tough tapir]

Auro eating

[meager slate]

not that smol

[still pond]

heja gdzie moge zglosic serwer bo zbanowali mnie z powodu: "rusek"

[tough tapir]

u bobra

[glacial nymph]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[glacial nymph]

Felt like it

[polar spade]

Wow, that takes me back

Loved playing Escapists

[glacial nymph]

Man i played that game on mobile

[glacial nymph]

Peak game

[polar spade]

Im sorry for your loss

[rancid dome]

Such fun game

[glacial nymph]

[rancid dome]

And good music as well

[glacial nymph]

How so

It's same experience as PC one, right ?

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-pressure-roblox-lucy-trenchbleeder-gif-7827186103497001498

[tardy walrus]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[tardy walrus]

[jaunty moon]

where can i report a bug?

[tardy walrus]

!bugreport

[snow umbra]

https://support.scpslgame.com/bug-report

[jaunty moon]

ty

[brisk crane]

!rep @royal mantle

[snow umbra]

You have just given @royal mantle a reputation point!

[tame hollow]

how high can jumping jam jump

[jaunty moon]

Is game version the game build?

[tardy walrus]

yeah i think

[jaunty moon]

ok ty

nvm i cant read

😭

[untold wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/560870603482202154/819992789726003200/image0.gif

[mental arch]

@still wigeon do you still play bee swarm

[still wigeon]

yes

[mental arch]

how many beesmass quests did you do

[still wigeon]

12

[mental arch]

do you have cordate leafes i need them for the samovar

[dire viper]

Pls help guys, how to completely reset the dedicated server command line?

[still wigeon]

i have 1

[mental arch]

can you give me it pls?

[still wigeon]

sure

[mental arch]

yay

whats your name

[still wigeon]

WateryBSS

[mental arch]

add me

pls

[still wigeon]

i did

[mental arch]

thx

[summer robin]

Hi

[vapid arrow]

scuut was goated when it wasn't dead

[rancid dome]

[untold wyvern]

!rep watery777

[snow umbra]

You have just given @still wigeon a reputation point!

[untold wyvern]

[tardy walrus]

@rancid dome haii hii hewoo :3

[rancid dome]

Hiyaaaaaa

[untold wyvern]

biyee byee goodbye <:3

[rancid dome]

D:

[tardy walrus]

hru

[rancid dome]

It is 1 am, so gonna head to bedge soon

dunno when tho

[tardy walrus]

rite neow

[rancid dome]

When if I bust down doors first and stop crime going on in Los Suenos

[tardy walrus]

[rancid dome]

(Means to play Ready or Not)

cuz it takes place in Los Suenos (LA irl)

[tardy walrus]

aahhh

gotcha

[rancid dome]

eh, imma play ready or not

complete a few missions then go bedge

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[cinder sapphire]

@tough tapir

sweep time you two

it is that time again

[silver grove]

PLEASE DELETE THE AUTOMATIC ALPHA MOREHEAD WE CAN'T PLAY ON ROLEPLAY SERVER

[cinder sapphire]

no

[cinder sapphire]

Liar

[tough tapir]

@cinder sapphire timeless sweeper

Good timing

It's time for your maid duties this evening

[cinder sapphire]

nah

your soulmate the emperor needs his office cleaned

it is too fishy today

[untold wyvern]

its 1 am for me too

imma watch this pressure video till the end and sleep

[silver grove]

Why?

[cinder sapphire]

why no or why liar

No because I said so

and liar because auro is a liar

[meager slate]

I am no liar

[meager slate]

I never lie

[cinder sapphire]

ya never lie

[meager slate]

Fake

[cinder sapphire]

100%

[untold wyvern]

tinyro

[cinder sapphire]

auro always tell the truth

[meager slate]

Nuh

[untold wyvern]

yuh

[meager slate]

Except those times I lied

[fallow kite]

An ongoing thing huh

[meager slate]

But now I dont lie anymore