general-chat

[cinder sapphire]

You both can fit

[tough tapir]

Nah, you're a maid, you can join

[tough tapir]

Fishy maid

Cleaning with formaldehyde

[cinder sapphire]

Tiny maid from Innsmouth

[cinder sapphire]

Nanometer size

[wheat widget]

aw, this is cute.

[tough tapir]

fishy plankton maid

[cinder sapphire]

Plankton is bigger than nanometer smh

Fake German

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/chainsmoker-chainsmoker-pressure-pressure-cupcake-pressure-cupcake-gif-2849862738352592750

[meager slate]

[eternal rock]

WE SHOULD

[tough tapir]

[eternal rock]

give 939 a big nerf but spawn two of them

(no lunge either)

[meager slate]

Gib

[tough tapir]

[woeful whale]

You?

[tough tapir]

[mighty lodge]

panopticon?

flesh panopticon?

ultrakill?

ultrakill reference?

[eternal rock]

no

no we're half-lifing today

[mighty lodge]

my life.... I-its..... HALVED!

[cinder sapphire]

Oh ya. I am staring a new line for my sea bunny factory @meager slate

[tough tapir]

You have a factory?

[cinder sapphire]

More sea bunny meat

[cinder sapphire]

Ya

[tough tapir]

That's so skibidi

[wide kiln]

Just play on chaos theory they basically do that already

[eternal rock]

You WILL get hyped at the Mike Shapiro tweet https://x.com/mikeshapiroland

Mike Shapiro (@mikeshapiroland) on X

Actor Singer FilmMaker Voiceguy. GMan_Prime.

Twitter

[meager slate]

[meager slate]

It doesnt exist

[eternal rock]

You WILL play Half-Life 3 in 2025 https://x.com/gabefollower/status/1873137603631030294

‎Gabe Follower (@gabefollower) on X

Source: Valve started playtesting the new Half-Life 3 game with a small group of friends and family.

Watch it here - https://t.co/2lpKw4nfuP

Twitter · Dec 28, 2024, 10:43 PM

[cinder sapphire]

You know I have the means to make it a reality tho

[mighty lodge]

twitter is banned in russia what does the tweet say

[woeful whale]

Source: Valve started playtesting the new Half-Life 3 game with a small group of friends and family

[eternal rock]

id:browse

[eternal rock]

[hashtag]Valve [hashtag]Halflife [hashtag]GMan [hashtag]2025

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/joinlolp3-eyefestation-roblox-roblox-pressure-eyefestation-roblox-gif-12596764494997685085

[eternal rock]

because this STUPID CHAT FILTER bans hashtags

[eternal rock]

It's from the official G-man voice actor btw

[latent jackal]

Blame discord

[mighty lodge]

Yeah ok bro.... acting like there isnt a hl3 "leak" every couple months or so

[fallow kite]

Hello everyone, is it New Year's Eve for you already?

[untold wyvern]

its 2025 for everyone bro

[latent jackal]

What

[untold wyvern]

you fucking fool

tried to trick us

[fallow kite]

Fuck

[untold wyvern]

dumbass

[latent jackal]

This isn't the place for that

[untold wyvern]

idiot

[mighty lodge]

fucking idiot its new year for the whole world

you dumb fuck

[eternal rock]

OF COURSE it's the guy with THAT profile picture

[fallow kite]

can't escape as scientist

what to do

[latent jackal]

What do you mean?

[eternal rock]

Half-Life: Alyx basically confirmed Half-Life: 3

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/pandemonium-roblox-pressure-pressure-roblox-gif-9099563962750871831

[mighty lodge]

be good at the game

[eternal rock]

AAAAAAA!!! MINIGAMES!!! THE RIDGE!! AAAAHHHH

[fallow kite]

u so funny i can't

[mighty lodge]

yeah yeah ok ok bro get off the copium

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1141936516311023726/1284266816566198405/SPOILER_xL1LIynq.gif

[mighty lodge]

it wasnt a joke

[eternal rock]

hev suit in leakde files

and xen gorilla

and bunch of physics code

[mighty lodge]

average cut out stuff

[eternal rock]

if you would please consult the board

[latent jackal]

Im guessing you're at the escape zone and you aren't being turn ino a NTF?

[fallow kite]

yes

[latent jackal]

Odd.

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/pandemonium-roblox-pressure-roblox-pressure-pressure-roblox-gif-10946204430358588265

[crystal reef]

On your own server or just in general?

[fallow kite]

general

[eternal rock]

MINIGAAAAAAAAAAMES

[fallow kite]

i can do a demonstration

[eternal rock]

why does he start flying for minigaymes :(

[fallow kite]

when gonna play as scientist

[crystal reef]

Sure ping me in media when it happens

[fallow kite]

ok

[mighty lodge]

i had that issue just keep trying

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/pressure-roblox-pressure-roblox-roblox-pressure-pandemonium-pressure-gif-1813907095465992842

[summer robin]

Chat

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-memes-roblox-roblox-pressure-pressure-pandemonium-gif-1119353122356539180

[mighty lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-panopticon-live-panopticon-reaction-live-reaction-ultrakill-live-reaction-gif-9147875870853660310

[summer robin]

is a gtx 1060 good?

[eternal rock]

i will deadcoin you

[untold wyvern]

gta 1060

[eternal rock]

what happened to gtas 7-1059

[mighty lodge]

no very mid

[untold wyvern]

they all fucking broke

[mighty lodge]

get a rtx 3060 or 4060

those are good

long lasting

peak

[eternal rock]

5090 FIVE BILLION DOLLARS 🤑

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-pandemonium-door-30-pressure-roblox-pressure-gif-2418534703854801133

[summer robin]

I'm almost broke...

[eternal rock]

NEVER OUTRAGE EYEFESTATION YOU WILL REGRET IT IN THE RIDGE

[summer robin]

I'm just looking for something cheap but that the games run

[mighty lodge]

whats up with door 30

[summer robin]

What is good?

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/pandemonium-gif-4862956144099543446

[summer robin]

I need

[somber raptor]

Fireworks 101: after you fire the fireworks, the tube you shot it out of will be REALLY dirty

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/pressure-roblox-minigames-pandemonium-door-30-gif-15952230765225430852

[coral quiver]

where tag

[tight ermine]

I suggest doing some research before making a purchase

Youtube can be a good resource

[summer robin]

:V

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-roblox-pressure-roblox-pressure-pandemonium-roblox-pressure-minigame-pandemoium-gif-2278799752817735883

[crystal reef]

😭

[solar glacier]

GUH WHERES PINKY

[coral quiver]

yse where

[crystal reef]

It's new year , you have to be patient

[coral quiver]

zert lost his current gtag btw lol

is tha tintentional

[crystal reef]

Yeah ik talked with somber , he said that he already didn't have it on 14.0

[quiet basin]

Well, did maro ask zert to keep or remove the old one?

[coral quiver]

dont knmow

dont think so

[quiet basin]

Well.. that’s interesting

[crystal reef]

Pretty sure he wants the new one

[coral quiver]

i can ask i guess

he is offline rn

[coral quiver]

yes

[eternal rock]

PAndemonium starts spawning there

[mighty lodge]

i dont get it i dont play mid 🤣

[solemn flame]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1874213952680607922

chat could this be huge

[gentle acorn]

bro thinks he's James Sunderland

[cinder sapphire]

value doesnt make games

so no

[solemn flame]

erm

[mighty lodge]

is he like ben shapiro's cousin

[cinder sapphire]

and even if it was a half life

[solemn flame]

LOL

[cinder sapphire]

it wouldnt be half life 3

[solemn flame]

ill take anything at this point 😭

[mighty lodge]

or a brother

[quiet basin]

This is BIG

[solemn flame]

🙏🙏

[gentle acorn]

I wouldn't be surprised if it won't be related to hl whatsoever

[solemn flame]

big surprises this year...

[gentle acorn]

imagine if this is just a tf3 teaser lmao

[quiet basin]

HL voices defs not

[solemn flame]

i will not know how to feel, i dont like tf2 but i know how huge that would be and would probably still freak out

[gentle acorn]

you what

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1053783932455374920/1192926913711329321/togif.gif?width=1193&height=671

[quiet basin]

I don’t believe so, ever since the last comic

[solemn flame]

oh right

didnt the comic tease half life

there was a crowbar and what looked like a 3 in one page

plus someone who looked like gman in another

[quiet basin]

Schizo posting

I don’t recall seeing those details

[solemn flame]

ill see if i can find thenm

[gentle acorn]

there was gman

in the comic

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/pinkie-z-283-pressure-roblox-gif-18275709448009064991

[quiet basin]

In issue 7?

[gentle acorn]

the last comic quite literally teased tf3 lol

[gentle acorn]

yeah

[solemn flame]

idk where to find the comic

😔

[quiet basin]

It’s on tf2’s website

[latent jackal]

on the tf2 website

[gentle acorn]

google tf2 comics

[solemn flame]

ah

[gentle acorn]

I wonder if people are gonna complain that tf3 has a woman

[solemn flame]

gman up here

[gentle acorn]

(If tf3 even comes out in the first place)

[latent jackal]

g- Gmanteamfortress2

[strong dune]

Where’s goku

[solemn flame]

i have no idea where/which page the crowbar is in sadlyt

[cinder sapphire]

doubt it

[latent jackal]

In the frist page

[solemn flame]

oh yeah

[gentle acorn]

I mean they literally teased like 5 mercs

[solemn flame]

yeah theres kind of a 3, though thats a stretch

[cinder sapphire]

video games are not a priority for value

tho

[cinder sapphire]

second money source

[latent jackal]

I can't hope for a HL3

I can't

https://tenor.com/view/endgame-avengers-hawkeye-clint-barton-dont-give-me-hope-gif-15254733

[cinder sapphire]

the hype would kill half life 3

[quiet basin]

?? The statues? Those are teams that are dead

[cinder sapphire]

before it even get released

ten times worse than no man sky

prob more like 20 times worse

[gentle acorn]

no

[quiet basin]

Then wdym?

[gentle acorn]

the children

[quiet basin]

This is a complete schizo post

I feel like it’s to much of a stretch

[eternal rock]

it didn't kill Half-Life: Alyx

[gentle acorn]

no what

[cinder sapphire]

half life alyx isnt a main game half life game

[latent jackal]

It being on VR killed HLA

[gentle acorn]

they literally introduced two new rivals

[cinder sapphire]

my god

[eternal rock]

exactly not the hype

[gentle acorn]

a couple potential mercs

[cinder sapphire]

that isnt the same

[eternal rock]

Half-Life 2 had a lot of hype too

[gentle acorn]

and that's about it

[cinder sapphire]

half life 3 would have 20 times the amount of hype that half life 2 had

what are you talking about

[quiet basin]

I don’t recall seeing this

[cinder sapphire]

it been 10 plus years now

half life 2 and half life one release within five years ish

[gentle acorn]

did you even read the comic

[latent jackal]

If valve ever releases a Half life 3 it'll be either the greatest gift to gamers or the biggest disappoint in gaming history
And valve knows this

[quiet basin]

I did

[cinder sapphire]

which is why value wont released it

because they are a business

[gentle acorn]

clearly didn't read properly

[cinder sapphire]

ship had sailed

[latent jackal]

Well.
Even if HL3 fails they still have the money machine called steam

[gaunt talon]

I'm waiting for the entropy zero 2 dlcs

[cinder sapphire]

true but I doubt they would

they had the chance

[quiet basin]

Well in that case which pages are we talkin about

[gentle acorn]

one sec

[cinder sapphire]

at this point it is like star citizen in my eyes. They want to go all out but they will never released it which will make them want to work on it more or think of it more. Nada nada

repeat

[eternal rock]

It will not fail

[cinder sapphire]

it will fail

if you think that

you living in a delusional world

people would overhype that game so much that it will fail

[eternal rock]

It will not fail (because alyx is in stasis and is fucking kidnapped I HATE HER)

[eager wadi]

!warn @north pollen ghost ping

[eternal rock]

@cloud wigeon

[wheat widget]

ghost pings?

yikes.

[cinder sapphire]

I dont see your point

[eternal rock]

alyx is the worst character and she will be absent for most of Half-Life 3 so it will be a good game

[cinder sapphire]

yes but it been 20 years dude

[eternal rock]

it's been 4 years

since HLA

[cinder sapphire]

if you think the hype wouldnt be there

since the main half life games

[eternal rock]

it will be there

[cinder sapphire]

dude I swear

[eternal rock]

and it will live up to the hype

[cinder sapphire]

no it wouldnt

[cinder sapphire]

if you think that

you clearly havent made anything

nothing will be perfect

but at the same time

perfectionism will kill the game

[quiet basin]

I doubt this is to introduce new rivals

[latent jackal]

it ends with mannco being controlled by two guys in red and blue

[eternal rock]

look at this rat

[wheat widget]

aw, cute.

[cinder sapphire]

yes it is you

[eager wadi]

@hoary nexus

[eternal rock]

r mother

[eager wadi]

!o>

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555474008716607514/948611931932082237/originalrat.png

[gentle acorn]

you got two losers that both have a chance to become a ceo of one of the most valuable and powerful companies in the world for absolutely free

[latent jackal]

FAT RAT

[cinder sapphire]

this is what you look like right now

[eternal rock]

it's him

golden ratio

[gentle acorn]

of course they gotta fight

[wheat widget]

fatass fuck.

[gentle acorn]

they're literally red and blue

[cinder sapphire]

half life 3 will never happen anyways

[gentle acorn]

just look at their clothes

[eternal rock]

"this is what you look like right now" - Pol Pot, 1834

[wheat widget]

damn, 1834?

[eternal rock]

He's a vampire

[cinder sapphire]

how did you know

my god

[wheat widget]

ah, fair enough.

[cinder sapphire]

you are good

[quiet basin]

Sure, it could be viewed as a fun gag, but I don’t believe it would lead to anywhere like a TF3

[tight ermine]

!<o

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1235787163904249866/image.png?ex=6635a3fb&is=6634527b&hm=1592c83a50d96c323b0f8269c590d4631eee3236723751f9d337349212bbd4fd&

[cinder sapphire]

^

[wheat widget]

who needs a tf3, lol.

[eternal rock]

NEW COSMETICS ABSOLUTE CINEMA

[gentle acorn]

I'm saying if we get tf3 those two surely would be there

I'm not saying we'll get tf3

[odd ember]

ni

[gentle acorn]

I'm saying we could

[cinder sapphire]

value isnt a video making studio anymore anyways

it is a tech comp

[eternal rock]

titanfall 3 and team fortress 3 will be the same game btw

[quiet basin]

Fair enough, if you looked at it at that lense then yeah probs

[eternal rock]

Gay ben whispered it in my ear while i slept

[mighty lodge]

they made deadlock

[wheat widget]

guys, I think, valve will release the heavy update after the release o tf3.

[mighty lodge]

so ur wrong

LOL

LMAO

ROFL

[cinder sapphire]

one game

my god

after how many years

[eternal rock]

deadlock is so ass

[mighty lodge]

name a tech company that has made atleast 1 game

[eternal rock]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1039344657999597568/1157041081217716264/caption.gif?ex=651729fa&is=6515d87a&hm=b67832e88eeaf23260f9cc8330a0bcc9f7e9e85e6714d14aa7efc526f06f6495&

[cinder sapphire]

value main profits comes from steam

smh

[eternal rock]

So they don't NEED their games to do good

[gentle acorn]

and it sucks

[cinder sapphire]

it is a secondary venture

[eternal rock]

true i have the invite and it sucks

[cinder sapphire]

still doesnt mean they would hate their rep by releasing half life 3

a game that been asked for 20 ish years

[gentle acorn]

valve isn't really a profit focused organization

[cinder sapphire]

they are

if you think that

[gentle acorn]

not quite

[cinder sapphire]

you dont know steam that well

[gentle acorn]

they kinda are but not entirely

[eternal rock]

INFINITE STEAM MONEY!!!

[cinder sapphire]

cs go and gambling

[wheat widget]

Mmm yes, they don't make money.

[gentle acorn]

they do want profit but they aren't desperate for it

[cinder sapphire]

if you think that

you havent been paying attention

so many anti consumer laws

[wheat widget]

being "desperate" vs. being focused on making money is different.

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[eternal rock]

Valve has more money than they could ever need

[wheat widget]

Me when they are valued at 6.9 billion USd:

[eternal rock]

give me some of that

[plucky juniper]

idk if this was talked about, so im just gonna reply to this message, but mr g-man himself tweeted on twitter and like "see you in the new year"

[wheat widget]

If only. 😔

[plucky juniper]

with hashtag halflife

and valve

[eternal rock]

Yes

[eternal rock]

And hashtag 2025

[cinder sapphire]

I honestly dont know why so many people dont see value true intention now or what they are now

it is so crazy to me

or the amount of anti consumer shit going on at times

[wheat widget]

if you were to ask me, it is mostly a mix of being stuck in the past, or simply being oblivious.

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[wheat widget]

isn't there a US senator that is threatening valve rn because of, "nazis" on Steam rn?

[fallow kite]

Hi

[cinder sapphire]

no idea. I know cs go gotten shit on for the "legal" or "illegal" gambling recently or again

[mighty lodge]

idk i didnt spend 5 dollars on steam so i cant get an invite

[gaunt talon]

You never bought a steam game

[pearl shard]

Isn't it not even finished yet

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/prowler-gif-16313214234086229950

Gotta make another peak art

imma be in 18th place

[gaunt talon]

Win and gamble with the prize

[orchid kraken]

I will win for scp sl community

Despite the fact im weakest from the strongest there cuz holy wtf shit they make is heaven

[jolly arrow]

Nyathan happy birthday

[mighty lodge]

ive finished squid game season 2

basically ||456|| and ||all his friends|| died

||they all|| achieved ||nothing||

[orchid kraken]

Ok so basically you're korean now

[gaunt talon]

||456|| is not dead yet

[mighty lodge]

i dont think he has any chances for survival

[eager wadi]

best adding spoilers

[orchid kraken]

What if i spoil you

[gaunt talon]

Plot armor

[orchid kraken]

Wait NO NO IN THAT WAY

[eager wadi]

gay

[topaz cosmos]

UNCLE BEN WHAT HAPPENED

[orchid kraken]

NO I MEANT

LIKE

[topaz cosmos]

squid game!!!!

[orchid kraken]

Spoilmovie

[mighty lodge]

ew wtf

[tame hollow]

now kiss

[eager wadi]

renamed

[mighty lodge]

big boss would never do that

[orchid kraken]

I DID NOT MEAN IT LKKE IT

NO

FUCK YOU ALL

NO WTF NO

[topaz cosmos]

what

[tame hollow]

if youre the bottom, sure

[orchid kraken]

😭

[tame hollow]

fitting nickname bro

[mighty lodge]

im predicting that the pregnant lady is gonna win

[tame hollow]

I wanna watch the third sonic movie

but I think it would have weird vibes if i went alone into a cinema

[mighty lodge]

what is that supposed to mean

like youre 45 and youd get weird looks if you wanted to watch the sonic movie? 😭

[tame hollow]

I am going towards 30 and the cinema is frequented by parents and their 12 year olds

what would you think if you were a parent

[gaunt talon]

Noxplis is over

[mighty lodge]

"this guy must be an og sonic fan"

[tame hollow]

I'll probably just watch it online later this year

[tame hollow]

I would consider myself one yeah

[cinder sapphire]

this

[orchid kraken]

NO

[gaunt talon]

The noxplis situation is insane

[cinder sapphire]

most people would not think that

as a parent/uncle/etc

how would I know

easy because I didnt think that way

as a uncle

[eternal rock]

EOtech sight or Dot Sight on the E-11SR?

[tawny carbon]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[gaunt talon]

Eo

More customisation

[orchid kraken]

Next day video on youtube
"Noxplis is insane, heres why"

[hoary nexus]

omg look at him

[eternal rock]

homhomhomhomhom

[hoary nexus]

homhomhomhom

[hoary nexus]

big rat.

[cinder sapphire]

o

;)

[eager wadi]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[hoary nexus]

rat

[timid yacht]

Nah

Theyre pretty smart most of the time

[mighty lodge]

sigma sigma boy sigma boy

[covert sentinel]

hello! Good Morning/Afternoon/Night to all

Im new in play and i want to setup a local server

ive already port forwarded using a seperate service

but i found that the port causes issues it seems?

[eager wadi]

Hi, you can open a server ticket in #technical-support

[covert sentinel]

Oh, ok thanks!

[orchid kraken]

Not really

If ur lucky unless

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/419857659987230744/1322708615919828992/image0.gif

[timid yacht]

Yea they are they can just strongly believe in their opinions

[plucky wigeon]

sigma

[timid yacht]

Esp femcels

[plucky wigeon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/341754024196046848/1245595868057309204/ezgif-5-a911dafe12.gif

[rough wing]

Guh

[orchid kraken]

Why would you love to have someone who's probably greasy as shit

These mf dont even wash themselves

[timid yacht]

???

Theyre cool

[rough wing]

Femcels nor incels are attractive to me

[timid yacht]

God forbjd women have hobbies

[orchid kraken]

Good argument

[rough wing]

This conversation sucks

[orchid kraken]

Real shit

https://tenor.com/view/flight-takes-a-break-mid-video-flight-reacts-flight-break-what-gif-1819465673645279204

[solid echo]

New year sucks man

[orchid kraken]

It only just started

[solid echo]

Redo the update devs

[plucky wigeon]

wtf is a femcel

a woman who hates other women?

[solid echo]

Incel but female

[orchid kraken]

Someone who never goes out. Washes or socialized

They're just

Uhhh idk how i even say it

[rough wing]

Femcels are the female versions of incels

[plucky wigeon]

so women who hate other women

[rough wing]

Weed addicted, "nobody loves me and they're in the wrong for it" Lost souls

[timid yacht]

Yea maybe they are wrong

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-takes-a-break-mid-video-flight-reacts-flight-break-what-gif-1819465673645279204

[rough wing]

Nothing attractive about a woman who has lost her way, other than the urge to help them get their things together

Which I really doubt any people like femcels for... They just want mentally ill girlfriends

[plucky wigeon]

nobody is actually telling me what it actually means...

[solid echo]

Bru
Remember how incels hate good looking men & girls or sum shit like that?

Well femcels are the same

[quiet basin]

People who love 096

[solid echo]

We are actively trying to get you to understand DAMNATION!!!!

[orchid kraken]

I am big boss... and you are too

[orchid kraken]

Pin this

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-x-kong-king-kong-punch-knockout-monkey-apex-gif-8198598115822855198

[timid yacht]

Nice

[plucky wigeon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/315664691877642250/1263615412533334148/togif-1.gif

[orchid kraken]

He is

@plucky wigeon btw DaFuq dm me

[timid yacht]

Also the weed addiction is so real haha

[rough wing]

Let me tell it straight, if you are dating a mentally ill woman only to get in their pants because they're so desperate for love, you deserve the deepest pit of hell

[solid echo]

They actually want fail girls
Let them meet a real femcel and they will fr change their minds

[plucky wigeon]

nope he didn't stop LYING

[timid yacht]

Idk why thats the common denominator

[orchid kraken]

Hold on

[rough wing]

I never have been attracted to femcels once in my life

There is a clear line between shy and a waste of life

[orchid kraken]

Nvm he didnt

[rough wing]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-squeeze-squeeze-cat-cat-squeeze-cat-grab-gif-17349095633213253340

[solid echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1293346886329172041/1315325893396267101/pullotus.gif

[orchid kraken]

Arent they like
REALLY REALLY mentally unstable? Having too much weird thoughts and even being open with these, barely washing themselves and locking themselves up in a room because they dont want to talk?

[rough wing]

This is a terrible conversation to participate in while on the way to my gf's home

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-breathing-breathing-scared-garn-47-gif-12912558230688757313

[plucky wigeon]

i can fix her

[rough wing]

It is what it is

[solid echo]

Help my fridge is doing a car engine like sound

Its revving up

[plucky wigeon]

some call it

[orchid kraken]

No will NOT fix someone who's probably attracted to their wall😭

[plucky wigeon]

long term investment...

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-christmas-irony-hood-festive-gif-9953509332589360372

[rough wing]

Majority of people who date those so called femcels don't do it to fix them

They just want to take advantage of a love desperate woman

I can assure you I am not a femcel behind the screen, I just dislike how it's the way it is

[orchid kraken]

If i had advantage, only advantage I'd do is actually help bruh

[plucky wigeon]

i don't need a woman my titan tvman collectible will keep me company forever

the big fella..

[orchid kraken]

Just wait till tv woman pulls out

https://tenor.com/view/danny-proto-protogen-ok-meme-better-call-saul-gif-26903112

[rough wing]

So many people who don't have their shit together that I could help, yet I never will be able to

It makes me sad seeing them knowing I can't do anything

[plucky wigeon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131125968082305087/1287626782903762955/JugTVTroll.gif

[solid echo]

U gotta love urself before being able to love others

[plucky wigeon]

can season 25 come out btw

WHAT IS DAFUQ DOINGG

[orchid kraken]

"Get up... get up... GET UP!"

[plucky wigeon]

its been 2 months...

[orchid kraken]

Try using sfm and u will understand why its taking long
Otherwise he might be losing interest

[solid echo]

Losing interesting in making trillions? Hell naw

[plucky wigeon]

i did use sfm and i gave up trying to do motion

ragequit...

[orchid kraken]

Exactly

[rough wing]

Googl.

[solid echo]

Googl

[orchid kraken]

Googl.

Unironically are ppl in snapchat living under rock?

[gaunt talon]

Firefo

[solid echo]

Yuh

[solid echo]

Chrom

[orchid kraken]

Like some of them ask a question and forget it in a second

[rough wing]

There's this certain dopamine hit that comes from making someone smile, I've grown to absorb it

[plucky wigeon]

what is the red flag for snap score

[solid echo]

Same bruuh

[orchid kraken]

1

[plucky wigeon]

facts

[rough wing]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-squeeze-squeeze-cat-cat-squeeze-cat-grab-gif-17349095633213253340

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/milioe-cat-kitten-meow-meowing-gif-15348765359288145842

[rough wing]

Anyways, I go now.

Goodbye

[solid echo]

Bye

[orchid kraken]

You better do lil bro

Or

[solid echo]

Noxplis no more skibidi for you

[covert sentinel]

SL uses tcp right?

[orchid kraken]

What i do

[plucky wigeon]

🤫

simmer down kid

[orchid kraken]

@plucky wigeon

[orchid kraken]

NO

WTF

Why

I GOT BUBBLE SPEECHED TWICE

[solid echo]

Is this real

[plucky wigeon]

brain mushed.

[fossil wasp]

i just got here and sanded left :(

[plucky wigeon]

cause you smell and you have long ears

[orchid kraken]

I fucking misspelled it and got it so wrong

[plucky wigeon]

sorry bud

but it's an observation

[solid echo]

Nathan was left traumatized

[orchid kraken]

Mf he plays on same as me on daily basis

[fossil wasp]

fruity…

[orchid kraken]

He seen more shit

[orchid kraken]

Watch this being used against me in future

[gaunt talon]

No one will find it

[orchid kraken]

I will

[solid echo]

I saved the image and put the date to 2026 so it always appears first on my galery

[plucky wigeon]

5 trillion dollars and i become pro as sfm animation

someone give the money

pay up

[solid echo]

I can offer 5

[gaunt talon]

I can send 4 trillion

[errant hollow]

Can I have 1 dollar

[solid echo]

Idk can you

[orchid kraken]

Give me 2k and watch me make peak animations

Because with 1k i can get motion capture costume

And rest 1k i will prolly upgrade setup

Or buy myself donuts

[errant hollow]

Give me one dollar and I'll blow up the planet

[solid echo]

Give me 5 cents and i delete france

[solemn iris]

parkour spots my beloved

[muted dust]

Someone give me this meme
PING HUBERT
BAN ETC?

!ping

[snow umbra]

Pong.

[wide kiln]

!hubertping

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346850631820115972/463888452727865364/Error_Message.png

[rancid dome]

!rep @glacial nymph

[snow umbra]

You have just given @glacial nymph a reputation point!

[pearl shard]

!leak

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

[rough wing]

I'm back

[jolly arrow]

hi back, i am aalexderaal

[strange trellis]

yes

[tawny carbon]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[simple abyss]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[simple abyss]

[crystal reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1249408446110109724/1254893216642236477/gifkitties_-_1751470205652332749_1.gif

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-cat-random-hi-pusheen-gif-14696140

sanded!

how’s the mrs?

[tawny carbon]

!hubertping

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346850631820115972/463888452727865364/Error_Message.png

[crystal reef]

!hubertrep

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/1271677156946083951/rephubert.gif?ex=66b83524&is=66b6e3a4&hm=654a724d5cdd1639f1d9362cb8c72d3b0b8e18c25f1705290a42046eeeceafcb&

[honest dagger]

!hubertping

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346850631820115972/463888452727865364/Error_Message.png

[honest dagger]

😭

[glossy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-gif-10597036249285788881

I can’t believe it’s been a year

[rough wing]

She's doing fine

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/850857508389519430/1316383558901829644/1706400664463724.gif

[honest dagger]

what if i ping hubert

[heavy shuttle]

whoever arranged this christmas track cooked up a straight banger

stereo mixing and everything

brilliant string parts as well

[rough wing]

https://tenor.com/view/chonky-cat-fat-cat-chubby-cat-ninja-cat-karate-cat-fighting-cat-kung-fu-cat-cat-chonky-cat-chonky-gif-25913120

This is me(filled with tea)

[fallow kite]

Afiyet

[tawny carbon]

do it

[rough wing]

Teşekkür ederim

[fossil wasp]

[meager slate]

[orchid kraken]

NO DONT IT

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-gif-4442548120011315856

[untold shoal]

uhh, guys, if i got a question of how request dummy to follow other players

who can answer it?

i need a dummy following another player

[simple abyss]

I think the other player has to issue that command

[untold shoal]

cause it only follows me

[untold shoal]

ik, but other player doesn`t have admin panel

thats the issue

[simple abyss]

I don't think it's possible then

[untold shoal]

:((

Thats unfortunate

like, imagine having chibis in scp sl

that will be very fun to have

[topaz cosmos]

question

is it possible to change the amount of points you gain for the objectives?

[orchid tide]

hi

[tribal cedar]

"I cant aim" said george AK before getting killed by a cross vec

[eternal rock]

Is Half-Life 3 real

[gaunt talon]

No

[eternal rock]

you are uninformed

[somber raptor]

Welp

[gaunt talon]

I'm informed

[somber raptor]

I'm not feeling too well

[eternal rock]

what did mike shapiro tweet

[somber raptor]

Fucking clogging the toilet rn

[eternal rock]

constipation or diahrrea

[somber raptor]

Diharrea

[eternal rock]

There will be pain

But the relief will be all the better afterwards

[gaunt talon]

That's nothing about half life

It's his new album

[somber raptor]

Nahh it just shot out at lightspeed

Diharrea shotgun

[eternal rock]

[Hashtag]Valve [Hashtag]Halflife [Hashtag]Gman [Hashtag]2025

[gaunt talon]

That's what he's known for

He wanted more people to hear his album

[eternal rock]

All his other posts that arent related to half-life don't have that like https://x.com/mikeshapiroland/status/1313912629480632324

Mike Shapiro (@mikeshapiroland) on X

Ingenious. Interactive. InsideYourHead.
New links to reach out and climb in.

Have at.

Twitter · Oct 7, 2020, 6:42 PM

He only does those specific hashtags when it's half-life stuff

[gaunt talon]

Valve wouldn't start advertising half life 3 like this

[mighty lodge]

low taper fade the meme is massive ooooh

[eternal rock]

Valve isn't advertising it

he heard of it

then he post on tweetor

[mighty lodge]

what is the brother of ben shapiro X'ing 😭 🙏

[eternal rock]

TWEETING

[mighty lodge]

X'ing

its X now

[eternal rock]

shut up elon musk

would you call elon kekius maximus since he changed his twitter name

[mighty lodge]

yes

[eternal rock]

the man is having a mid-life crisis i think

or 60% life crisis i don't know how old he is

[mighty lodge]

no i dont

[eternal rock]

not you

you are a stupid prime soul who dies to blue nikons

[mighty lodge]

oh

u mean

kekius maximus

[gaunt talon]

He's got a soundcloud and personal webpage where he advertises songs like this. Everything would suggest he's just preparing to announce/release more of his own music and not a HL game.

[eternal rock]

THE HASHTAGS!!!

i may be schizo but the entire half-life community is at this point

[mighty lodge]

is kekius maximus gen x or a millenial

[eternal rock]

elong muskrat is a gen x

[mighty lodge]

olde

[eternal rock]

He's 53 so he's having a mid-life crisis

[eternal rock]

deniers

[gaunt talon]

Yes

Nothing ever happens

There's no half life 3

[flat smelt]

@steep summit its you playing on FLX?

[steep summit]

?

flx?

[flat smelt]

yes

#meme-zone message

[steep summit]

not me

[flat smelt]

ok

[steep summit]

playing overwatch rn

[fallow kite]

all respect for hubert lost

[flat smelt]

ok

[steep summit]

my honest reaction

[flat smelt]

(

[eternal rock]

rest in peace hubert gone but not forgotten

[simple abyss]

Can I join?

[steep summit]

bet, i need about 30 minutes break tho

[simple abyss]

Alright

[flat smelt]

Wow, this is the first time I've seen such a loyal developer.

[pearl shard]

What

[crystal reef]

@summer arrow no idea if you deleted that msg , but yeah you can report that to nw

[summer arrow]

I did but then i looked in #technical-support so i deleted it

They said they dont offer support for DDOS attacks

[crystal reef]

they don't offer support but you can report it

[fossil oxide]

dude I think I'm messing up my colour settings a bit, any opinions?

nvm just found the restore button

[quiet basin]

Me when I play default

[fossil oxide]

nah I was just messing with it for the sake of curiosity

and couldn't find the restore button till just now

who tf puts it in the TOP right corner

[coral quiver]

oh hell naw

ana

[quiet basin]

Clearly lunatics who made it

[quiet basin]

Ana is good wdym

[coral quiver]

kill all ana's bro

she always sleeps me when i ult

[quiet basin]

[coral quiver]

and she never uses sleep any time else

[fossil oxide]

it's not even consistent cus it's right below the options in the 3D section

but somehow they scratched that for color enhancements

[rigid venture]

how are my other NOLA people holding up

[orchid kraken]

Lmfao steak reacted to my art

[steep summit]

@simple abyss hop on

[simple abyss]

Go one without me I just started a league game

[violet wyvern]

ARC stll not supportd?

[eternal rock]

league of what

[simple abyss]

legends

[eternal rock]

death

[cyan mango]

https://tenor.com/view/five-nights-at-freddy's-fnaf-troll-face-phonk-those-who-know-crashout-gif-9383444432739061355

[eager wadi]

those who five nights at counter strike

[eternal rock]

have you been swimming in new mexico recently

[eager wadi]

new mexico? what happened to old mexico

[normal pecan]

BrING BACK MASHMALLOW CANDIE PLSSS

[summer robin]

dead by Zetas

[shy aurora]

Anyone else a thing where the game just stops letting you press "servers" on the menu

[eager wadi]

happens, try restarting the game

[solar glacier]

I miss Overwatch but I had to turn to marvel rivals when I found out squirrel girl was in the game

[solar glacier]

A game like that would go hard

But the animatronics are actually armed to the teeth too

[marble crown]

I swear

why do people even play dr bright's servers

[iron scroll]

Can someone teach me how to juke scps

[marble crown]

juking scps is like using black magic

[primal cedar]

am i the only guy who feels like the game is too heavy for the pc?

everytime i try to switch tabs or open steam, everything stutters and feels like my game will crash any moment

[solar glacier]

SL experience

[bold sky]

Anyone know how to get the models for animations and stuff? Or do you need like a "VIP pass" for that?

[unkempt rapids]

!scpslports

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/VwN9hMAkfj

[unkempt rapids]

join my server

[bold sky]

Does this also have the new models?

[unkempt rapids]

yes

[bold sky]

Sweet, i was trying to rip them from the game myself, but the file names are all over the place, i was only able to get NTF models and textures

couldn't find chaos

[gusty knoll]

hello can someone help me, i don't know where to write to the support that deals with scp secret laboratory

[eager wadi]

#technical-support

[gusty knoll]

thank you

[bronze pier]

when is the optinol guide getting updated

[iron scroll]

I wanna learn how to juke them

[ebon flare]

Jump up and down while moving foward and backwards

[iron scroll]

I see

[peak bane]

[iron scroll]

We need to take notes brother

[peak bane]

Yep

I use this one because this server doesn't have my favorite pepe emoji

[iron scroll]

Call 096 uhh

[summer robin]

Hi

[iron scroll]

Whats up goku

[summer robin]

Sup

[iron scroll]

Now gained cyan role

Ahhh

I see

[peak bane]

Somebody call 9-1-1

[iron scroll]

Whoops

[peak bane]

Hi

[summer robin]

Sup

[iron scroll]

I saw that

I should be asleep but

[summer robin]

[iron scroll]

Scp sl needs a hero

[peak bane]

[iron scroll]

096 needs a buff

[summer robin]

Scp sl needs scp 001-j

[iron scroll]

In the canon lore

Not ingame

[summer robin]

including scp cbm is better in some ways

[peak bane]

Yeah, but I think 049 needs too

[summer robin]

Guys...

[iron scroll]

Fart

[summer robin]

I....

Need...

A...

Girldfriend....

[iron scroll]

Me too

096 needs a girlfriend :(

If he’d get a wife his object class would be neutralized

Since he would no longer propose a threat

[summer robin]

It's time to simp

[peak bane]

I need one too...

But you can go to tinder

[summer robin]

Or free fire / roblox

[peak bane]

In Roblox chances are higher

[summer robin]

Ye

[iron scroll]

Not really

It could be a yk

[glacial osprey]

roblox???????

searching for a girlfriend on roblox????

what

[eager wadi]

[rancid dome]

Imagine having to explain to your child how you got with their mom

“I met them on Roblox Dating Experiences” 💀

[peak bane]

Facebook is an idea too

[peak bane]

[rancid dome]

Yeah, I’d do that too

[fossil wasp]

just dont meet them on scpsl

https://tenor.com/view/look-up-scared-willem-dafoe-gif-17761333

[fallow needle]

yo yo

[rancid dome]

Honestly, hard to tell which one is worse between that and the RDE I mentioned

[rancid dome]

[fossil wasp]

scpsl is probably better ima be real

still bad but

we all learn our lessons

[peak bane]

The chances are really low but it's again a bit strange

[rancid dome]

Yeah, but the parents will be unhinged af

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-big-eyes-gif-26476010

90% of the time your sl gf is a femboy

nothin wrong with that

but funny

[peak bane]

[rancid dome]

I think you meant 99%

[fossil wasp]

i femboy'd too hard i became a woman again

[fossil wasp]

😎

[rancid dome]

I have only seen a single digit of women in this game

[fossil wasp]

1% of the fanbase if i had to guess

[summer robin]

Hello monkeys

[peak bane]

Yep, me too. But you can find some of them on YouTube

[peak bane]

Again hi

[summer robin]

Sup

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-confused-gif-15712129875520007531

@summer robin dont be like that 😔

i saw tha

[peak bane]

Racist

[summer robin]

[peak bane]

[summer robin]

OKAY

[fallow needle]

crazzy

[summer robin]

Who here knows about scp 939 only fans?

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/toucan-bird-loaf-loafing-animal-gif-16156592159053577301

do not

[iron scroll]

Gang

Resist temptation

[peak bane]

[summer robin]

I'm sorry but I already sinned because of scp 939

[peak bane]

Google joined the chat

[iron scroll]

Repent

[iron scroll]

Dawg

[fossil wasp]

alr but please keep chat clean 😔

[summer robin]

scp 939 joined the chat

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-939-939-dog-scp-sl-scp-gif-1519866487959272020

be wholesome

wholesome pupper

[iron scroll]

Fart

[peak bane]

Eeeeerm...

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/german-shepherd-dog-butterfly-cute-espresso-gif-6802315358177475571

[high solstice]

b

https://tenor.com/view/limbus-company-erlking-heathcliff-wildhunt-heathcliff-project-moon-gif-5380882481678635998

[summer robin]

Chatttttt

[iron scroll]

Didn’t mean to ping you hold on

[iron scroll]

Mod?

[simple abyss]

mod

[iron scroll]

Is this true?

[bitter osprey]

are the flamingoes even out this update

[mighty lodge]

I would rather drag my balls through fire than brush my teeth every single day

[quick bloom]

made with mematic

[summer robin]

can someone teach me hacking?

I want to destroy Onion center

[solid echo]

linus tech tips

[mighty lodge]

Who even uses Linux

Don't torture yourself and just install Windows

I read that wrong

😭

[peak bane]

Like which type

[peak bane]

Especially 11th

[solid echo]

virus

[strong dune]

Kill it

[mighty lodge]

IP grabber

[solid echo]

ofc he deleted it when i called out the truth

[fallow needle]

#media-posts message

no

[solid echo]

im herlock sholmes

[fallow needle]

no

[solid echo]

fym no

[peak bane]

Claps to that person

[solid echo]

then its prob ur fault

[thorn mica]

Duuuude I haven’t showered in a year

Duuuuuude I haven’t brushed my teeth in a year

Duhuuuuuujjjjhuuuuuude I haven’t ate in a year

[peak bane]

Oh fuck, again that jokes

[peak bane]

Eeeeerm

You didn't eat anything yesterday

[polar spade]

Havent had a shower since last year.

Havent played SL since last year

[rancid dome]

Should keep that streak going

[peak bane]

Oh yeah, I didn't shower since last year too

[eager wadi]

yeah

[bitter osprey]

alr

[ebon flare]

dudeeee

havent touched grass in 10 years

[digital mirage]

When does event end?

[ebon flare]

idk

[eager wadi]

2-3 weeks after release

[summer robin]

Chat

Im scared

Please talk to me

[fossil wasp]

naur

https://tenor.com/view/slap-slapping-slapped-fight-fighting-gif-14868303767443936396

[wet junco]

nah

[peak bane]

[near stirrup]

[peak bane]

[spark otter]

nvm found it

[tawdry shard]

absolutely

not

[inland condor]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-tyler-the-creator-thought-i-was-dead-chromakopia-dancing-gif-17226824222375732010

[peak bane]

[lethal scroll]

Glados used to be intimidating to gamers

Now most call her mommy

[timid yacht]

Glados is funny

O have a potato portal sticker on my laptop

Supposedly this chronically online femoid i know irl likes portal since i stalked her likes but when i opened my laptop infront of her she didnt even dare notice…

This is the sticker for reference

[tight ermine]

@fossil wasp (pfp)

[tight ermine]

She's not the one

[strange niche]

I live for Portal related content

The community are pretty capable of making entire campaign stories when they team up and it's awesome

Portal Stories : Mel is effectively a staple headcanon for most people because it works so well

(Even if some of the puzzles were insanely difficult)

[gilded timber]

I struggled with regular portal

[sonic musk]

Play black mesa then

[junior bronze]

guys, pls start a dumb discussion about nothing. i need some podcast medium rn

[valid silo]

You're not real

[junior bronze]

im just as real as

[valid silo]

You're as real as nothing

[junior bronze]

But nothing is pretty real

you can have nothing

[valid silo]

Or is it? vsauce music plays

[junior bronze]

:o

outsauced

[peak bane]

[meager slate]