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Pandemonium right? For that one
Had this uhhhhh, red demon thing
the guy from rooms
also why the fuck are the candlebearers in the normal game
i thought they only spawned in the raveyard
The statue, right?
ye
only reason i couldnt beat the raveyard was cuz im retarded and i didnt wanna read
the skelepede and mr bouncers were easy
but i sucked ass at fighting 2 candlebearers
im supposed to drain my entire light source to come in there
like really
Oh, the tunnel part was pretty easy
Even with the gummyflashlight
what is the eyes in the skies badge guy called again
Oh, I said tunnel. I meant the statue part
ik theres trenchbleeders
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"Searchlight", iirc
@rancid dome spotted!!!
oh ye
that guy
That is indeed me, yes
Not me being spooked by this mofo
This clip was indeed me being spooked by a mofo
You can even tell I clipped it on the stupid xbox gamebar thing lol
I need the screams
i fucking hate that man
"Ho ho ho mother fucker" vibes lmao
Uhhhh, I can edit in a Charles Leclerc NOOOOO scream for you tho
Yeah, unfortunate my game bar thing doesn't lol
I'll take that
when i can use discord without a vpn ill try and stream pressure
since discord is banned in russia rn
guys has SCP-3114 been added back yet?
but in the beta it wasnt avaible in the RA
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look at the keyword "Back"

!rep "jolly and happy man"
Member ""jolly and happy man"" not found.
tbf, beta is not stable branch 
!rep jolly and happy man
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@still wigeon can I please have 12 cat pictures?
i know
yes

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!maid
@meager slate
Im right here 
Daily Spongdal
Hi
Febuary 4th 
The redline server died?
https://youtu.be/uSZ1KqHwm08?si=1ohCruU8B51df1QI what ya know abt in the pines
Dec 18, 2017
The song is 'In the Pines' by Danny Farrant, animation and art by me, Merry (early) Christmas!!
SCPs in order
0:17 - SCP-217 http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-217
0:21 - SCP-610 http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-610
0:25 - SCP-009 http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-009
0:32 - SCP-1000 http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1000
0:38 - SCP-3560 http://www.scp...
No its peak
One day...
That server sucks anyway
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
Guess what this is
Milk and dirt
Should they add Global Occult Coalition?
There's already enough factions
Goc would work like mtf
Yeah but GOC would be good
Strawberry shake and oreo
Used to be cookie and cream ice cream
GOC would literally just be reskinned MTF
At most the only major difference is that they can shoot scientists
Would they
make SCP SL add knives
Probably not. But that’s literally the only possible difference i can really think of between Foundation and GOC militants
SH plugins on modded servers have forever ruined the idea of SH in SL for me
maybe fists
Yeah marshmallow man was cool
Meh
Serpents hand isn't great tbh
It's fun because like you can literally kill everyone
But shouldn't really be in SL
add mini nuke launcher
I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANHRHING WRONG
I just said what ya know abt in the pines
the pines are in the pines
You forced me to say that
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!maid
@meager slate

still on baby

hi
the 3rd????!!!!
We got 5 big bosses
Why
knee surgery
with the
peeler
Peel surgery








surgery peeling

the _ peeler
cat
Nice car
A furry… wtf
crazy right

i wanted to why was this discord muted in the holidays but they also released one of the biggest updates to this game on the holidays
!warn @quick tinsel ghost ping
I'm so sorry
😭
OOO NO! 😭
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4cfo0f88Ug Foundation vs Flamingos
Available August 15th, 2012, Mann vs. Machine lets you and five friends fight a lethal horde of robots on new maps, with the opportunity to upgrade abilities and weapons along the way. Go to http://www.teamfortress.com/mvm for more information.
Available on Steam: http://store.steampowered.com/app/440/
So my team can relax for the holidays.
but the dev team cant relax
The scene where Heavy hands Demo the Shotgun is the best scene in media hands down
It's simply the greatest
I've seen some good movies and honestly that shit just hits so hard
They do.
Hi
oh shit i thought it was december 27th
do yall know how long they keep the flamingo on for
Yep! We're back.
@eager wadi can you tell me why 615478809591808006 got banned?
!maid
@meager slate
oh thank the lord
Until they feel like they should remove the Christmas stuff
literally bruh moment
@eager wadi well he says he was joking, should i tell him he should dm you? for "ban appeal"
hopefully 3114 gets added soon with some realistic skeleton
Hello chat
I need to show this because this line is killing me
penis
HAHAHSHAS
Damn, there's been a ton of cheaters 
Am i the only one who has never seen a cheater in SL
I've maybe seen 1 cheater ever
You’ve never seen a cheater?
Oh they’re so hilarious
It’s so funny watching them fail
No idea why they hack in a game like this XD
Idk maybe italians cheat less idk 💀
Cheaters crop up in sort of waves, then snuffed out
They’re so pathetic it’s hilarious
I've only seen one because i've been part of a ton of server things and double checking reports and what was handled
As long as a server has a responsive moderation team this becomes nothing more than a mild nuisance
Not like they are even good at the game
They usually suck at the game
Usually you kill them easily and move on
Most are children from personal experience
Though in fairness I used cheats on servers in Minecraft when my frontal lobe didn't quite fully develop
though at times I question if it has finished developing
I have never cheated because I just don’t understand why you would
It's Fun, brutally speaking.
Cheating on a private world/server in minecraft has some use cases. I'm not saying use it just to use it because actual servers will terminate you from existing.
Saw a cheater only once
I have never understood how cheating can be fun
It was a 2 month burst, did it with friends
And they were the friendly type of cheater
it's one of those things that just happens
“Oh wow a computer is playing the game for me so fun!”
There is a group of cheaters that keeps targeting (or trying to target) our server
Makes things not fun, just is cancer and does nothing but make more cancer of what is already cancer gameplay sometimes.
We have a spy in there and they organized to raid our server around mid october
Mfers then postponed the raid thrice and now we don't know where the fuck they've been 😭
Lack of attendence would be the funniest reason
We caught cheaters during events that we did, and it was very obvious since they stood out like a sore thumb
You need a decent chunk of people to deal actual pressure on a server
Counter intelligence
Probably that
Whole server has about 100 people and sells cheats for all sorts of games, so i'm pretty sure mkst of them are cheaters in other games
I'd bet at most like 5 of them are SL cheaters
only?
Funnily enough since we had a spy most of our staff was there waiting for them (like 20 people divided into 2 servers)
There's only been two broad incidences in all my time playing where I observed cheating
If they actually came they were gonna find the fucking Secret Laboratory version of the GIGN
on in I think Late 2019? and somewhere early this year
It looks like sarcasm to me i dont understand, if a guy is cheating why would he come into the official discord and alert everyone about it?
yep, November 2019
oh god wtf is that lmao
Is SL's anti cheat user level or kernel level?
Cuz if it's user level maybe valve should learn some stuff from SL 
African hymmms 🔥
User
It effectively obliterated the voice chat system if I recall
What did they play on the voice chat
Though this was in 2019 so it wasn't exactly rocket science to break SL
xD

Old SL spotted
Excluding the cheater guy, this screenshot is nostalgic
Revert SL back to Scopophobia 🗣️
Anyways guys imma go take a shower bye
Discord staff already handled it, I just wouldn't be sarcastic about things that are literally against the rules.
No you don't, you're in the SL server
so peak
@loud bluff ?
What is that profile :|
northwood pls fix
How is this happening...
the fingers keep growing...
were running a tourney in 13.5
I mean fair, disabling the nuke is impossible in 14.0
nah it's cus of the custom map
it's cs in sl
gtag prize
The Orb
I've seen things like this, I know the RA console inside and out.
at least we can say that we had less bugs than the game we made this on
lmao
Wasn't it only possible with plugins
The plugin that lets you resize yourself
That's called Admin tools (yes it's on exiled)
i swear ive had this bug happen in normal games of 13.5 but months ago
without any resizing or anything
^^
also i only say from months ago cuz i rarely play this game anymore
I only recently got back into SL, operating a server is much harder than it looks if you don't have experience.
it keeps growing
holy I remember this
They were changed from default size weren't they? I've seen ragdolls do that when their default size is set from 1 1 1
Saw that
embed failure
Yep
yeah they're sized
Who
I know too much in this game 
I mean this is quite obv xD
it keeps growing
we cant contain it much longer
I mean I was technically co-owner of a server and operated literally half the things that were back end that affected users. Need the capybara back for christmas
idk how many servers I operate no more , I lost count
I'm sticking to running 1 server, anything more than that has to be unlisted like for development
sometimes it's a pain but eh 
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
Hypixel stole my life.
Ja genug bruder, übertreib nich'
This is probably a commonly asked question but any idea why my game isn't launching?
Have you tried taking a look at #897643267473145866 and #1098299774291157043?
If neither of those channels help feel free to open a ticket in #technical-support
I'm going off it right now but at the moment it doesn't appear to be working
I did this and it didn't work
You can open a client ticket in #technical-support
yummers
I've opened a ticket and followed the instructions, do I just wait for support?
Yup, someone will come and assist you as soon as they are available
Alright thanks <3
I wish I could breathe in 12k, 6000 fps hdr
Take you to the first published version
You can sorta play the first version of SCP: SL aka the first release build
does it lag
or malfunction
with new rooms new scp
new
stuff
do it crash
like does it completely work with 14.0
No
with new models or is it like
does that mean like it breaks with
people
it breaks 14.0 update things
what servers with old
scp:sl
are there
None
I don't think any servers run that build, you could try hosting your own
30 more trillion tickets to CI
Does anyone know if minecraft builds count as art work? i've been recreating all of SL mainly the new heavy by updating a map i made a while ago and i wanna show it off since it took 2 days and 28 million blocks and i'd like to actually show some of my builds off since im almost done just waiting on the server room to drop but idk if that counts as art
Yes
I would say so
Server room isn’t going to be in 14.0
bro forgor the cylinder at home
Used the cylinder as a snack
W
I thought they said it was coming later‼️⁉️
Yeah, not in 14.0
Indeed it's coming back in later version
Oh that’s what I mean like 14.1 or sm
I assume it won’t be that long so I have a gap on the map for servers
scp are going to be real in 2027
Dr Kleiner will be real tomorrow
The sun is leaking
Can I be one
no
:(

Rebuild it
Psu failed?
Idk
I just explode
Maybe it's because I played SCP SL for 5 consecutive days without closing it.
Why did you have scpsl open for 5 days
have you tried restarting yet
He doesn't allow me
It's on the loading screen infinitely
It's been charging for 2 days
laptop ?
Ye
LOL
😭
its time for you to get a normal pc i guess
how???
What brand is good?
build your own
its not that hard
and if you build it urself you have a way easier life fixing it in case sth breaks
i guess
I just need a lot of space, good fps and that it can handle the games
That's what I want
so basically you need a good pc huh
whats the price range?
do you have a microcenter near you?
they are the best when it comes to helping with pc parts
they'll help you for free with picking out PC parts, or you can pay them to build it for you
Sl got an updated
🦐
Fr?
Yeah
Damn
I litteraly saw the update but cant lauch it
is the christmas update over?
o isnt this a blast from the past lol
fr lmao
😭
how long do we have left with the christmas update?
theres no confirmed date
Did they fix the glitch where you can parkour to the outside of the map in heavy?
fix chaos car not being the train 
the car is intended
WHY!
why not train
they could just change it to train
but the flying car 
flying car
it wouldve been funny as fuck if the car honked in place of the train horn
the legit reason from what i remember is that it was intended to be random between car and train
but there was no time
grab gmod model
add wheels
and make the mtf appear with helicopter driving
from the gate at the mtf spawn
also
for some reason coal looks like your using the force when you hold it]
not at all in right place
😔
is there any info that you know of them maybe fixing some christmas stuff before it ends??

When does it end
an update just came out fixing stuff like flamingos being trapped on surface when they spawn after nuke
@silver harness

yipeee
wait.
when did it come out? i was playing for a bit
like a hour ago or
its not a mandatory updatei ts mostly server side
ah
do you have a list of things they changed or are they gonna post this in a sec
Also this is kinda small but it's weird as CASSIE says the Christmas mtf announcement but the text on screen says the normal mtf announcement
translation mistake prob
but their focus was 14.0 so I can get some feature's being rushed
Yeah
Also they still have the old micro model in the guide
But have updated the revolver model
We are already aware of the issue but I don't think that's one of the dev's top priority to fix
particle disruptor just doesn’t have a model lol
and all the old humans
but nobody reads the guide anyway
me who opens SL just to read the guide sometimes 
fr
why do i find this so funny
Same
“Rallo? Iz diz John Nort-Wood? Dont add ze new szp to ze game.”
The funniest part is the phone cord coming out of the car
Mfer got one of these in his car
What are the new damage stats for the micro?
Primary fire does 500DPS, Charge Fire does 1000DPS
Also now it doesn't hit 8 times a second like earlier it straight up hits continuosly (so every tick)
500DPS for a 3 second chargeup? Damn!
That's a lot of damage for 3 seconds of chargeup
That's less than half the old micro's damage
For half the chargeup 
You know in some situations you don't have that much time
Btw the primary fire is quite useless against SCPs
You will deal them a lot of damage but you ain't killing no SCP with it
(Remember also that primary fire has 5m range and charge fire 10m)
Primary fire is mainly meant to mow down waves of people
Ohhhh
hawkdrenaline
The only real SCP you could kill with primary fire is doctor
No servers are showing up for me-
Do what now? I'm not gonna really understand this. New to steam and this game.
Go to settings and look for the keybind of the console (i don't remember it rn) after that press it and just type ar and enter
Press it outside settings btw
Alr. Ty!
Np
guys if u see my pookie denty tell him to check dms on ig
It worked, thanks so much!
Could not update server data on server list - [SECURITY VIOLATION] Specified port is not registered. Please contact your hosting provider if you believe this is an error. could someone help me with this error message involving shockbyte? i dont know what to do or what it implies
No problem
Mind opening a server ticket in #technical-support
ye, i have
ticket-a130ba2
Gotta wait for a response.
he means like u gotta wait until you get a response from someone
in ur ticket
guys can i disable dead man switch ? in my config etc.
Nope
And you can get the server host role if you do !hostrole in the server console (iirc its that command)
check dms on insta...
your trial mod looks stupid
!!!!
Never had a feeling of true unconscious
omg real sudarik
I stood up from my bed and got noise in my ears
i need my event winner role back 😔
Two minutes later I appear on the ground
Hii

Bro went 32 kills on the tournament
Das crazy
😭
i just got it
Oh
we are os back
They almost stole it from you
you already had it
Lie.........
nuh uh
its cause my colour is the same as when i didnt have it
i said i didnt have it bro u gotta believe me 🙏
bro needs 12 glasses to notice...
mb bro the echolocation is acting up
The last match was crazy good
Best one so far imo
herro
you know what else is crazy
is that low taper fade meme is like still massive
Too bad i lost 😭
You guys put up a good match
Aex was going quite well yk
bro crashed out
Best one so far , wasn't a steam roll lmao
My DMS with him 
wad hoping to win and vs jonklers in SF but it is what it is
Christmas time is my favourite time to play sl
nocturne league of legends reference
His spots glow
yeah, ive seen from his videos
but never from someone actually
if that makes sense
ngl im scared of u after that match
😭
even tho all my team won against u in the rendition cs public gamemode
as ur the strongest player in their team
https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/jmyk5QiyCGdP-Tgtm?invite=cr-MSw4OTUsMjc2MjMyNiw
a way better video for you (mods pls dont warn me hubert removed my other warn for pinging him because im helping him with these clips)
Watch SCP Secret Laboratory and millions of other SCP Secret Laboratory videos captured using Medal.
Establish a channel to Hubert for this man
You should work for him in the basement :)
When update
yesterday
@raw jewel
@raw jewel
why is 096 so cute
Are we gonna change the 049 introduction guide
I don’t think he instakills enemies
500 centuries old text
Erm
!maid
@meager slate
Mini maid
nah fr?
What gon be in next upd
!maid
@meager slate
yo did they remove northwood official server entirely?
Guys I think they should add a new role in the game like maybe zone manager and they will get a zone manager keycard and light armour
no
ah it is supposed to get colder as well here
zone manager role would be like
uhhhhhhhhhhh
well suited man with a vest
a pistol and a zone manager keycard
or guard
or a janitor
janitor role
i mean there aint a single northwood server in officials and it seems im ip banned from the discord one, you know anyone i can appeal to?
no idea about the appeal, but all nw servers are down because of holidays
in a week or two they should be back up
alright thanks
!meow
Btw there was an update yesterday, did someone pushed a wrong button or it just some mini hotfix for the client
yummers
1507 buff
1507 got updated with no announcement
I can joined to my server that is on public branch so seems good.
But thanks
э бля
I always find it funny how Rainbow Six operators just bring power tools into the battlefield 😂
And an infinite amount of nails, wood
i said to myself "ill stop playing after i get a good scp" ive been playing for an hour beyond that :p
!maid
@meager slate
ahahah yeaaa this is so right
i got peanut :>, nearly won, flamingos spawned, me dog and larry camped in nuke room on surface and ended up killing all of them cause they kept pushing us in dogs galaxy gas
@tough tapir
I wouldnt be surprised if auro kills you
splendid
you prob already on auro's list
Winter sale ends jan 2nd i think
true
Am I correct? @meager slate
!nwofficials
team fortress 2.5
10%smsh nenglingling wjxzd
translation
considering a counter-strike match is 30/60 minutes if you say this to a R6S player they're gonna fucking die 😂
60 minutes is much?
for a Rainbow Six player yes 
Dass crazy
who plays long match on cs
(short and long matches don't exist anymore now it's all MR12)
except when it's not
nah we won 16-14
👍
(btw a CS2 comp match can last at most 80 minutes, while a Premier match can last at most 100 minutes)
thats a lot
while a Wingman match can last at most 48 minutes
!maid
@meager slate
!maid
@meager slate
सभी को नमस्कार
time to keep fuzing the rooms my teammates are in 
😂
a curious thing to say indeed
#beta-suggestions-chat message
no one: me playing kapkan off-site
I survived the 2023 Flamingo Wave
We need 2023 flamingo
Not nerfed flamingo
Hii
hi
hi
Hubert 😄
@steep summit Mann Vs Flamingo
!hom
homhomhomhomhom
@hoary nexus
!leak
Daily Spongdal
how do flamingos feel against SCPs on the new patch 
@strange niche
No
homhom
hi
That specific section turns you into a reflect God for some reason
idk why
One day...
actually we released a silent patch yesterday
like 14 hours ago
I have very low graphics and i want to see bullet tracers which setting do i have to activate to see them
Yeah noticed the updated, 27 mb
However, Buff flamingos
though in this case it's more... reflex
"fool me twice"
so they now deal 4x more damage to SCPs compared to before
Good
Now they're scary
Also @steep summit, make flamingos stay in Admin Panel like skeleton
After the event
now a permanent ornament
this is mine
TF2's hit interpolation is criminal at times
there's a single frame in this clip that goes unseen
The random fucking spy
Doesn't even change their ragdoll position even after they hit the wall
tf2 ragdolls are so good
top 10 moments before disaster
You reminded me I own a strange neon annihilator
I should play pyro shark more
Is that full moon only?
on the bright side, monkey isnt
@strange niche
Texas Space Program
7 years of bleak
DID THEY CHANGE flamingo SPAWN
tf2 is actually so boring
yeah they spawn in nuke room vents now
Why didn't they show his face in the 7th comic 😭
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
Because there is no Human behind that mask

dude, the skeleton is gone, he will never let the flamingos stay in admin panel
we can even pray or make a petition or suggestion or whatever we want, but he's not going to put flamingos in admin panel
I'll be accepting bribes of 1 million or more to add them back (I have no influence over development, I just like money)
money is not life
New SL gamemode
Flamingo Outbreak
liar 
!langit
Salve, questo è un server in lingua inglese, puoi unirti alla community italiana localizzata qui.
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Felt like it
they need an own chamber room
we need an 1507 chamberand an 3144 chamber
im shitting
"i broke your stupid crap moron"
7 years of lobotomy
Hi skibidis
Pleasse help me
Look my skin
this is so ass
Ye
no way, real goku
Is a super goku
No 20 million robux hat trash
old heavy... the goold ol' times...
New update is kinda ass but good at the same time
fr
but i liked more the old one
mainly guard
Yea
Praying they add a option to see the old models
In settings
🙏🏼
why tf is Reddit filled with AI ads
try join and u will see it in console
Everything is
Google images is all AI results now
on Google you can just type -ai right next to your keywords
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but In Reddit is basically overwhelming
makes me wanna close the whole tab or use AdBlock or smth
Reddit ads are like Twitter ads
right below 2-3 posts or around the borders of your screen
now at least Twitter ads are usual product/event ads
not really
stopped using it a while ago
mainly because I only used it for YouTube
but I got Premium
and honestly I don't mind ads
even when they cracked down on adblocks
it's just the AI ones
like, "why remove it" I was gonna ask
yeah I saw the news, it happened a few weeks ago
(I mean still... sure, you bought youtube, but littearlly any other site)
...
weeks ago?
uhm
that was like
again I don't mind ads
haven't used ad blockers for years tbh
oh wait true
that's only for adblocker
but for other ad blockers is started to be effective no so long ago
YT even put a tutorial on how to allow YT ads on your adblockers
but anyways, I really don't mind ads (on other platforms besides YT/Twitter)
but jeez man Reddit is filled with AI ads
Me either, I get why people hate ads, but like... calm down...
they have to make money somehow?
"I hate ads! im gonna use an adblocker!" "hey wtf, why is this youtuber doing an ad in the video! I hate this guy now!"
My brother in chirst you skipped the thing that made him money
Though, sponser ships are like better ads, cause those are paid upfront by the company. and its a lot, quickly
youtube ads are you know, "did they click? how much did they watch?"
for like, 2$
🥶
I know lotta people gotta get profit from the content they do, so I ain't trying to break that system
that's why it's so flawed
settings are a wonderful thing

adblockers find a way
well nowadays pretty sure youtube stopped ultra cracking down
so, thats why
at that time, every day youtube would update their ad blocker blockers
because the ad blockers were often pretty damn easy to see the code or something
so... not very hard for youtube to change their own code to reblock it
and it just went on for like idk 4 months
and then google started forcing extensions to use manifest 3,
which as far as I know is like, hated
and every extension didn't run on that.
idk if that was a power play or they legit think its better.
but so a lot of the og adblockers just stopped making them
idk in like protest
I already pay for enough premium
Like Spotify
I guess I do get the student discount tho
Like discount Amazon prime and Spotify
I sometimes don't now how to take the student discounts
on one side, it's pretty for the discount and that
but it's placing your actual ID in a social platform
the ID being the part I kinda dislike
ohhhhhh
so it has changed
or was it always like that xd
I'm probably mixing it with other platforms
anyone have any tips on trouble shooting your mic for sl
just reconnect
alt f4 and then connect back
thats all
arc a770
Would’ve bought it but it was sold out
Why my fucking game is sounding like a fucking morse code
Try verifying game files
its the whole server





