general-chat

[quick knot]

Scary fact number 47

There is a France

[nova goblet]

spookys scaries stories, one upon times there is house in nowhere with scaries man, he is scaries because he is steals dogs, the ends.

literally peak story

Hollywood should hire me fr

[tough tapir]

47? Like Agent 47?

[kind coyote]

people

why dont have the christmas fog?

in this christmas

[quick knot]

https://tenor.com/view/santa-santa-deniers-denier-present-gif-24008018

[steep summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135685631570346086/1318127547917275186/20032024051153.gif

[inland condor]

Istg

WHY DID I GET BANNED AGAIN

[rancid dome]

If I have to guess, it’s something to do with your status

[pale turret]

remove the n word from your status

[rancid dome]

This guy has no context and still knows lol

[distant hare]

Holy santa

[oblique quest]

where is newzeland sever

who

konw

[livid vapor]

anyone know where i put the command for app_update 996560 -beta none validate

i just dont know where to put it and i only know a few things about commands

[fallow kite]

on the console of steam i think

steam://open/console
on win + r

oh

its for dedicated server, idk

[livid vapor]

ah ok

[lost moth]

Why is the Christmas update not fully released, no white fog in the distance, no coffee mugs, no CI train?

[sleek estuary]

in steamcmd

unless you are using steam dedicated server

[livid vapor]

idk the issue im having is my client and the server client being different versions

i tried in steamcm nothing happend

[sleek estuary]

how did you install the server

[livid vapor]

well im not running a server im trying to join one

this is the error im getting one sec

[sleek estuary]

if your not running the server then there isnt anything you can do, ask the owner to update the server

[livid vapor]

ah ok

its just weird because other people are playing on it yet im not able to on both the beta and non beta

[sleek estuary]

are you still on the beta?

[orchid kraken]

Another funny cli0

[sleek estuary]

or better, could you screenshot the version mismatch message

[livid vapor]

one sec

its loading rn but it says im on 14.0.0 r3 and the server is on 14.0

[gilded timber]

You'll need to update your game

Sounds like you might still be on the beta

[livid vapor]

how do i do that?

[sleek estuary]

right click scpsl -> properties -> beta

[livid vapor]

im there

[gilded timber]

Make sure you don't have one set

[livid vapor]

because the one im on is the public beta

rn

[gilded timber]

Change that to none

[livid vapor]

ok its updating

[gilded timber]

Nice, once that finishes you should be able to join the server

[livid vapor]

well it updates everytime you swith

switch

[serene coyote]

Hello guys

[livid vapor]

now it says my game version is different from the server

also i see no visible players online scp for some reason

[gilded timber]

Would you mind sending a screenshot of the message you get in #media-posts?

[livid vapor]

yeah one sec

sent

ill also send the other one that i get

[errant hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/304747451972321281/1305190693643227168/mr_pee_pee_man.gif

[upper geode]

https://tenor.com/view/crossover-ankle-breaker-bleachers-basketball-gif-21838519

[marsh elbow]

ehm

is it me or are the official servers gone

northwoods*

i can't find a single northwood server

[granite rose]

finally

[marsh elbow]

wdym finally

gib answer

[rancid dome]

Finally, the NW official servers ded 💀

[marsh elbow]

[granite rose]

I just forgot about the server because they removed the ability to write in the general discussion for a while

[glacial nymph]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[glacial nymph]

thx for give away

[granite rose]

I wonder if there will be patches for 14.0

[orchid kraken]

READY OR NOT: Scp Sl edition

[orchid kraken]

@rancid dome @glacial nymph

[rancid dome]

These fkn edits man

I swear, I'm sick of em atp

[glacial nymph]

biigboss, that's what u watch before bed?

bad big boss, bad

[high solstice]

,

[hollow sparrow]

Hi Chat

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lunaistabby-car-xmas-new-year-gif-1941835686018742492

[somber raptor]

Funny how a R6 match and a CS2 Wingman match last about the same, despite the first one being best of 7 rounds while the second one being best of 16 rounds

[somber raptor]

Yo noemi

Can i partecipate in the giveaway even if i alr have nitro?

[rancid dome]

I mean, there's no way to check with the other participants lol

Go ahead

[somber raptor]

Aight

[rancid dome]

Btw, what's the amount of people that entered the thing?

I cannot see my own giveaway 😭

[somber raptor]

(I'm not gonna win anyways i got 9 industrial grades on the armory pass i am NOT lucky)

[somber raptor]

49

[visual acorn]

Love cs2 wingman

Especially inferno

[rancid dome]

Ah, okie

[visual acorn]

Won like 10 games in a row and got supreme

[somber raptor]

Then there's CS2 Premier and the sense of dread when it's 12 - 11 at 1AM and you know they are gonna win this round and send it to overtime

[somber raptor]

We won 16 - 14 but GOD that match was long it lasted 1 whole hour

[somber raptor]

I once won 7 games in a row (2 of them 9:0) and did not rank up whatsoever from Silver Elite

[visual acorn]

The secret is loosing your rank

By not playing alot

[kindred willow]

I couldn't send my clutch in the time it was closed but I killed whole SCP team with the ball.

[somber raptor]

That mfing match can be resumed in this picture

[visual acorn]

And then winning 10 rounds in a row

[visual acorn]

Now I'm too scared to play on supreme

[somber raptor]

I killed the whole SCP team with Micro H.I.D.

[visual acorn]

Cuz I will obviously get against globals

[kindred willow]

I threw 1 ball and the whole SCP team tried to run and died

[somber raptor]

Man i'll be happy with Gold Nova I lol 💀

[somber raptor]

C'mon i only need two rankups

[visual acorn]

XD

[somber raptor]

Best poll ever

[visual acorn]

Don't forget to buy armor on first round

[somber raptor]

I'm not buying armor first round

[visual acorn]

Silver

[wicked spade]

after careful consideration, i came to conclusion that this place was better when it was locked down

[somber raptor]

I'd rather buy Tec-9/Five-seveN (they have 91% armor penetration) than buy armor and hope they dont buy Tec-9/Five-seveN

[rancid dome]

You need to make a careful consideration to arrive at that conclusion?

[wicked spade]

sorry man im slow

[rancid dome]

It happens, no worries

[somber raptor]

Because as long as you're going armor against a Glock-18 you're fine but if they buy a Five-seveN that armor is barely gonna do anything

[visual acorn]

Doesn't it depend on the range

[visual acorn]

Like if it's a one headshot kill

[visual acorn]

😭so sweet

[tough tapir]

It's missing the "grabbing a bag of shredded cheese at 3am"

[tough tapir]

Caught her mid-yawn

[somber raptor]

The damage yes

The armor penetration is the same at all ranges

It's 47.5% for the Glock (worst in the fucking game) and 91.25% for Tec-9 and Five-seveN

[visual acorn]

All the good players buy armor on the first round in wingman

Idk why

Also, train shouldn't ever be played

The amount of faceit level 10 2700 elo people on gold novas is crazy

[somber raptor]

Fr

[meager slate]

German fatcat

[tough tapir]

Hush

Your cat eats pasta

And meatball

[meager slate]

Your cat says tschüs

[fallow kite]

old human models in operational guide 🔥

[tough tapir]

Noe

Is slovak catto

[runic lichen]

Oui

[tough tapir]

Ur cat says somebody toucha my spaghet

[runic lichen]

e

[tough tapir]

e

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[tough tapir]

[stable mirage]

server open

[tough tapir]

Server closed

[orchid kraken]

No im in C.ai

[wicked spade]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[wicked spade]

oh no

OH NO

auro is cooked, again

[hazy notch]

bruh

[tawny carbon]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[hazy notch]

!maid

ree

[tawny carbon]

!maid

[hazy notch]

bot listen us

[fallow kite]

hey

[visual acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/cs2-skin-changer-counter-strike-2-knife-changer-glove-changer-axe-changer-gif-18258230412634341767

[fallow kite]

hi chat

[visual acorn]

Hi user: theenddestroyer

[fallow kite]

Hi user: sudarik007

the achievement icons look like portal icons

[mystic tundra]

Peanut honestly needs a whole ass reowkr atp

I can't seem to do anything most of the time in heavy

[visual acorn]

As a peanut or against him

[honest turtle]

AAAAAAAA

[primal owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1284466232707514394/1322125781433843772/NEVER_GIVE_UP_YOUR_WAAAAAAAAAAAAY.mp4?ex=676fbd16&is=676e6b96&hm=a91d70bb58adb97c623f5f494441e2a5d277ade05324d91b24edc8e5cfa2b7a9&

[mystic tundra]

As bro, and he has 4500 HP

[meager slate]

[meager slate]

He says bojler

[tough tapir]

elado

[meager slate]

[visual acorn]

Well it's normal to die in this game

[meager slate]

Skill issue

[wicked spade]

well, we have the high ground against auro, both literally and rhetorically

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[wicked spade]

yroue cooked buddy

[mystic tundra]

Then I guess it's normal I can TP to fucking anything

[lost moth]

Why is the Christmas update not fully released, no white fog in the distance, no coffee mugs, no CI train, and no Christmas skin for SCP-173?

[visual acorn]

You'll get better with time

This game is harder than you think

[lost moth]

They could at least add the fog and coffee mug effect.

[mystic tundra]

don't fucking patronize me

[visual acorn]

Skill issue

[meager slate]

I will boil your head

[wicked spade]

i will diagnose you with dwarfism

[mystic tundra]

Fucking excuse me?

Who tf you calling a skill issue?

[hollow sparrow]

I miss the old models…

[vagrant hamlet]

the old models had working animations and didnt have their legs bend inwards 😔

[weary nebula]

i spent all day playing scp sl

in christmas

[stone quiver]

Damn yeah

where all of this

[weary nebula]

hes got a point

i am disappointed

[lost moth]

This is sad

[hollow sparrow]

Ye

[lost moth]

By the way, this photo can’t be repeated now because the decorations have also changed and there are no cookies, no snow, no fog, just flamingos and a Christmas tree!

[lost moth]

Yes but I hope they fix it.

[lost moth]

Damn, you can't upload photos here?

[vagrant hamlet]

need to be level 10 i think

[lost moth]

SCP:SL\Servers

[fickle dune]

I feel like since the update, the game takes a lot longer to load no ? I have to go on the game tab immediately when it launches else it will crash if I do it later. Then I need to wait for a few minutes on a black screen for the game to load

[lost moth]

And did you participate in the art competition?

[lost moth]

Much longer!

[vagrant hamlet]

?

[lost moth]

art competition

[rigid mantle]

That's so scp

[orchid kraken]

@rigid mantle

[rigid mantle]

Is that scp?

[keen ember]

h

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[gaunt talon]

Yes

[runic lichen]

Hi

[near stirrup]

hi

[rigid mantle]

When is end of chrimad scp?

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[cinder sapphire]

@tough tapir

sweep time

get to it

[gaunt talon]

Next week

[tough tapir]

maidone26

sweep

[rigid mantle]

ZAMN

[rancid dome]

Waiting for the surprise on who are the lucky 2 on my giveaway

Cannot see the channel 💀

[rancid dome]

Yupi

[rancid dome]

@golden sparrow and @fossil stirrup, please send me a DM request.

[golden sparrow]

do i need to send a friend request or smthn

or just dming you work

[rancid dome]

I think just the DM should work

[golden sparrow]

alr sent

[rancid dome]

Can send the friend request anyway if it doesn't xD

[golden sparrow]

i sent a dm can you msg?

alr nice

[buoyant helm]

i have two sides when it comes to music genres
"You're the one that I want to be with, never want to be separated.. I’m captivated"
and
"FUCK, YOU, YOU'RE A FUCKING WANKER! WE'RE GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE BALLS! FUCK, YOU! WITH A FUCKING ANCHOR! YOU'RE ALL CUNTS, SO FUCK, YOU, ALL!"

[coral quiver]

wouldnt this be a side effect of sl's networking problem?
additional clip:
https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/jlkB4OUncBcxB4pQw?invite=cr-MSxGTkcsMjc2MjMyNiw

the hitreg issue

[vivid crypt]

yo @eternal rock I finally bought half-life 2 And Gmod

[fallow kite]

You missed out

There was a free drop of hl2

[vivid crypt]

Ok

[fallow kite]

For its 20th anniversary i thnk

[flint nova]

I'm going to drive a stake through both of your bollocks and use them to hang picture frames

[lunar siren]

Zamn

[lunar siren]

You shouldve waited for a seasonal sale n bought orange box for like 1 dollar

You get both ep1 n2 and portal

[lunar siren]

Whats the level required for giveaways?

[restive phoenix]

20

[lunar siren]

Thanks

[restive phoenix]

Wanna play words to level up?

[lunar siren]

Im eating lunch rn sorry 🙏

[restive phoenix]

Ironic

I ionly irespond iwith ifirst iletter iof ilast imessage

[lunar siren]

X try that now

[quick bloom]

they added subtick now?

[somber raptor]

mfer lives in City 17

🇮🇹?

[visual acorn]

🍕

[short stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-gif-18092347101992035566

fuck no gifs

me with yo momma

[mighty lodge]

what is that lightning

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[vivid crypt]

Eps 1 and 2 already come with Half-Life 2

[lunar siren]

Oh that must be after the anniversary update

[vivid crypt]

and Lost Coast*

[short stratus]

kms\

[vivid crypt]

I can hear the Half-Life 2 intro already 💀

[glass bronze]

[fallow kite]

any gay scps?

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-gif-27609617

[uneven plaza]

Anyone ever been falsely global banned before? If so, any tips on what to do?

[tawny carbon]

[fallow kite]

try being sexy in front of them

and they will unban

You MIGHT lose your ability to walk though..

[uneven plaza]

atleast ill be able to run 🗣️

[fallow kite]

:3

[minor goblet]

the ods of that are very low

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[uneven plaza]

I've done that, I fumbled ngl

[minor goblet]

Follow the first link

[fallow kite]

;-;? UwU :3

TwT

[uneven plaza]

nahhh

[fallow kite]

is there any mods to make the scps sexier

[uneven plaza]

Ive made a name within a decent community, would rather keep being me

[minor goblet]

It will take more than that Void

[uneven plaza]

Ive done that, I fumbled the appeal because I thought it was false, apparently its not.

[minor goblet]

[minor goblet]

The Gloal mod team has made thiere choise then.

@meager slate We have a man of intrest here

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-salutations-my-good-chum-gif-26610666

[uneven plaza]

They said "Specify your reason for appeal:" I hit em with the "I didn't cheat" 🗣️

Apparently the proof they got on me cheating is me using a logicer and them just clipping a single frame of it being still calling it a recoil script

[bronze pier]

No!

[plucky juniper]

there is for sure at least one gay scp

[topaz cosmos]

uhmmm no

[bronze pier]

We need to kill it

[plucky juniper]

?

why?

👁️

[vivid crypt]

@snow umbra are you sleeping

[bronze pier]

Bc its gay

[rigid mantle]

ZAMN (shush)

[lunar siren]

😡

[fallow kite]

Is there any scps that can make a part of your body bigger?

[tawny carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/834183862095183922/1080854903435575306/4D73EFC0-CA10-4472-965E-2E815E8AB7BE.gif

[somber raptor]

my fucking computer having a stronke

[fallow kite]

sosal?

[tight ermine]

Please close the server again

Just one more year

[tough tapir]

Now open it up

Then close it again

[tight ermine]

Then open it again

and close it

[tough tapir]

but this time forever

[tight ermine]

😌

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[bronze pier]

Wtf is spongdal

[orchid kraken]

One day...

[orchid kraken]

Its a city

[true sky]

Veteran Rabbit

[short hemlock]

yo why cant i get tech support

[worldly orchid]

We are currently closed. #technical-support message

[short hemlock]

k

[orchid kraken]

Acting like a retail store

Closed after 10pm

[worldly orchid]

No we are just resting a bit

[crystal reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1122202499445686434/1297990524355219567/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[untold wyvern]

i feel useless

[keen oasis]

where can i get help with a dedicated server?

[true sky]

Non Jolly and depressed man

[untold wyvern]

what if i just became angry all of a sudden

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[gusty mason]

femboy people are bad people

[strange trellis]

counterpoint: gwyndolin

[bronze pier]

Ok but whats so Special about ut

It

[strange trellis]

the name is funny

[bronze pier]

Ok

[hallow belfry]

🤑

we're so fucked

[errant hollow]

Why

Also wait I thought that word was banned by the bot lol

[untold wyvern]

i love fishing

[rancid ivy]

wtf is u doing

[fickle ibex]

did you upgrade your pc

[hallow belfry]

no

it's shitting the bed

am i cooked

[fickle ibex]

mine was shitting the bed after i got new ram and an ssd

[mild laurel]

Y'know what would be nice? What if the models are affected by the inventory. Like if someone has heavy armor, like a d-class or scientist, you could actually see it on the model

[topaz cosmos]

no

[jolly imp]

guhh

[jolly imp]

yes

[trim berry]

Something like this happened to me, I literally magdumped a 106 with the Commander gun, like only 2 bullets registered (I had laser sight, I was aiming too and was very close to 106). Idk why that causes that

[hallow belfry]

im aborting the scan

[coral quiver]

reproduction steps are needed if hubert wants to fix it

[trim berry]

Sadly i don't have any, so i can't report :(

[plucky juniper]

as far as I know many NW staff enjoy this idea

and just about worded it the exact way you did

cause mtf and chaos and shit kind of already got armor like, on their model

but civs are easy

but that probably won't be for a while

if at all

[somber raptor]

R6 Carpentry

[stone quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/do-the-hubert-gif-20966030

[wicked cloud]

Help Please, can i make auto admin grant if online mode off?
I just need my friends to have different roles, and I can't disable online mode because one of my friends has a global ban.

[worldly orchid]

Hello, this is not possible as the game is unable to check who they are.

[wicked cloud]

oh, its very sad:(

[worldly orchid]

Remote Admin may only be accessed via password, too.

[wicked cloud]

ok, thanks

[hybrid crane]

Has anyone been noticing allot of cheater bots in servers? I've just ran into like my 5th one this week

[summer robin]

Hi

[hallow belfry]

fuck my life

[gaunt talon]

You will drink water and drive

[fallow kite]

More sober crashers than drunk ones,,,,

[gusty mason]

i dont like them

they need to man up

and go to the gym

or something

[hallow belfry]

I really needed this

[orchid kraken]

You will drink and drive

[strong dune]

“I will not add a new permanent playable scp”

https://tenor.com/view/gmod-default-dance-kleiner-dance-gif-19160428

[orchid kraken]

Mfs when tney kill SCPs and CI as Scientist (half life reference)

[strong dune]

One free man

https://tenor.com/view/writing-fire-absolute-cinema-gif-15085453417287561698

[topaz cosmos]

gordon free man

Don free man

[gaunt talon]

Man gordonfree

[topaz cosmos]

free my man

[orchid kraken]

Lmfao that one moment i was only scientist against 15 CI, killed like 9 of them then died so someone who came from behind

Crossvec this update feels weak as shit

It takes entire magazine from fsp to kill one repressor lol

[hallow belfry]

okay new update

after my pc blue screened, i restarted my pc and apparently the drive just started working

fuck my life im going back to sundials and shit

pc isnt even freezing anymore

[somber raptor]

[untold wyvern]

[torpid ether]

anyone know how to fix black screen after launch game?

[untold wyvern]

!rep watery777

[snow umbra]

You have just given @still wigeon a reputation point!

[untold wyvern]

[tough tapir]

the shieldening

[thorn vector]

is the arabic translations broken

[light lily]

1 c4 and its over

[worldly orchid]

What exactly is the issue? I could assist.

[thorn vector]

so i put on arabic translations but the menu is mad glitched

it says "msising translations :(" and has a lot of blank boxes

[worldly orchid]

Oh yeah, it’s not in the game fully yet. Sorry about that.

It is interesting that it’s there in that state though

[thorn vector]

when will it be done

?

[worldly orchid]

No ETA, it’s only one person.

[thorn vector]

alr alr

i appreciate it

[worldly orchid]

No problem

Sorry about that, we don’t update them automatically

[blazing vector]

SCP: Secret Laboratory

[somber raptor]

fuckers were too traumatized to think about C4

[dense tusk]

is game down

[eager wadi]

no

[shrewd gull]

Anyone know how to fix audio and mic problems?

[proven crest]

is TS back up

?

[eager wadi]

You could check #1098299774291157043 and #897643267473145866

[shrewd gull]

My problem isn’t restricted to SL unfortunately

[proven crest]

r u running bootcamp

on ur pc

?

[shrewd gull]

i don’t know what bootcamp is

[proven crest]

ok

nvm

does ur pc have speakers @shrewd gull

[shrewd gull]

No it doesn’t

[proven crest]

then ion know

sorry

😭

[shrewd gull]

Dammit

[proven crest]

wait

@shrewd gull is ur problem in discord tdoo

?

[shrewd gull]

it’s in general

i can’t hear audio or speak through my mic

[proven crest]

make sure ur mic n headphones r connected to the right spots

[shrewd gull]

they definitely are

i got steelseries headset

[proven crest]

im not made for troubleshooting mane 😔

[cold wraith]

How to play russian roulette

[strange niche]

A general way to check if it's a headphone problem or a PC / software problem is to grab some different headphones (or speakers) and test

Slowly, but surely isolate the problem

[shrewd gull]

I’ll try that because these headphones are new and my old ones had zero issues

[strange niche]

If it is a headphone problem, check the model name on Google and add "not working", often a good start on an obscure forum

[tawny carbon]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[cold wraith]

How to spin revolver ammo

[runic lichen]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[tawny carbon]

Hold mouse whell

[crystal reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1212057279034032180/1271007748766568560/your_actions.gif

[tawny carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1059999625521664111/1151652782693154826/attachment.gif

[crystal reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/898681244324347974/1304093928609419304/lXqfs7d.gif

[tawny carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801561211111211019/1317577157593141288/togif.gif

[crystal reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472406493229219860/1322210388535935056/ezgif-4-2d88b93825.gif

[tawny carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825281791950323759/1286017352948781078/attachment-7.gif

[crystal reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1225171507660193976/1320490074995032234/Lb4OvMM.gif

[tawny carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1132359859392741516/1280948654386974720/togif.gif

[crystal reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1122202499445686434/1297990524355219567/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[stone quiver]

are you sure?

[orchid kraken]

it feels like im shooting marshmellows

[tawny carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-saul-goodman-saul-goodman3d-better-call-saul-breaking-bad-gif-25801565

[stone quiver]

i think you on 13.4.something version

because from patreon beta 14.0 Crossvec was OP

and still decent weapon to this day

[orchid kraken]

nah 14.0

i still hate cuz they nerfed logicer

[meager slate]

[stone quiver]

soooo..........

https://media.discordapp.net/ephemeral-attachments/472407010042707989/1315699938302230548/togif.gif?ex=6770178d&is=676ec60d&hm=4413b2a871f9f72bca982349be4de19a0db5ef24317e385603a334fd45521d5e&width=2160&height=1182&

fuck

[tawny carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[stone quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1315686003763187742/speechmemified_IMG_20241101_161409.jpg.gif.webp?ex=67700a93&is=676eb913&hm=005685cc80914bffc75be1c7be3540ac6633ddec34f4c2bb26f005c5f01974e7&

[orchid kraken]

this gif is fucking virus

[strange niche]

Bro got speech bubbled

Your reputation is over

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[stone quiver]

gif is broken now

so it's jpg

[true sky]

What if The moon was leaking in SCP SL

[strange niche]

The Moon incident:

[stone quiver]

already leaked

[orchid kraken]

scp 5k new update gonna be so peak cuz wtf is this they adding now

[true sky]

scp sl if it was good

[gaunt talon]

610

[strange niche]

Let them cook

[stone quiver]

in Halloween update if there is a hubert face on the moon, moon will leak

[orchid kraken]

i love playing scp 5k and acting like if im in the game

[true sky]

make scp sl have those type of design

[strange niche]

What, the cat?

Would look a little out of place graphics wise

[true sky]

this

[true sky]

hubert cat in scp sl accidently killed a scientist

[orchid kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiDQAi6IoHo i remember my first scp 5k playthrough with no spoilers

HELL THIS THING SCARED ME THE MOST

like wtf is this, why is it a spider crab, literally one shotting me if i dont mag dump it

[strange niche]

Oh hey, the funny crab

Likes to be very close

[orchid kraken]

zombies, dogs and soldiers didnt scare me magically but this thing, literally make me run around the water cooling map

[versed jolt]

Currently stuck as a flamingo in the room next to escape tunnel

[true sky]

what is that

[true sky]

a mutated spider?

[orchid kraken]

worst part is that they fucking have shield and u need to aim down

[gaunt talon]

Half life 2 antilion

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-2-g-man-smirk-smile-smug-gif-7973971944599751538

[quiet basin]

And we take the moon.

[dusty sinew]

anyone knows in what config can i turn off the dead man sequence

?

[tawny carbon]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[meager slate]

[quick glade]

If you still have issues maybe in your sound settings the mic or sound device is disabled had a simillar issue a while back.

[shrewd gull]

My audio works now. It was a wiring issue, but my mic is broke

it plays weird echoey alien noises

[quick glade]

had that beforenot sure how to fix it though it might fix on it's own or just maybe buy a boomstick mic or on that sits on your desk but that's nice to hear it's fixed tho God Bless

[lunar solar]

Hello, is there a moderator to help me because I was unable to start my SL server?

[tawny carbon]

@karmic edge

[fossil wasp]

i would advise making a ticket to technical support if there is nothing about it in the guide

[still pebble]

chat, is it worth it to play SL with a controller?

[trim slate]

because they removed the fog from the Christmas event

it was so cool

[tawny carbon]

@coral raft what a kido

[lunar solar]

@fossil waspI'm French so I don't know how to do it.

[eager wadi]

!langfr

[snow umbra]

Bonjour, vous êtes sur un serveur anglophone. Vous pouvez rejoindre le serveur communautaire Français de référence ici.

[slate goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-the-next-step-for-immigration-immigration-alien-locked-in-alien-locked-in-gif-7143551599349454414

[tawdry shard]

when this update getting reverted??

[eager wadi]

Good joke.

[tawny carbon]

fr

[fallow kite]

Hola

[hollow sparrow]

when SCP:SL REWORK????

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1321882316590551111/1321969782227996783/-_Find__Share_on_GIPHY_2.gif

why does NW not have tiktok :c

[tawdry shard]

a lot of people dont like this update...

[eager wadi]

who are those a lot

[tawdry shard]

ravengard discord server

[sonic jasper]

does anyone know where the northwood servers went?

[tawny carbon]

hey

[sleek estuary]

i nuked them

[amber ether]

Most of Northwood is taking a 1-2 week break for Christmas to spend time with family and friends.

As for the Northwood SL servers, they'll be back on January 2nd.

[amber ether]

Keep reading from that script, pal.

[sleek estuary]

getting HR to give you QA badge again

[sonic jasper]

ok cool

[amber ether]

Truly a mark of shame

[short hemlock]

whys tech support still closed I need some tech support

[tardy walrus]

we open soon

[tardy walrus]

🐶 💔

[orchid kraken]

He may like that

[sleek estuary]

i could help ya depending on the issue

turning general into temp tech support

[lethal scroll]

Fren

[short hemlock]

i try to join servers, any server but my game just freezes or it closes when i join in. ive tried verifying game intergerity, restarting my pc. redownloading the game. hell even tried using a vpn.

[sleek estuary]

!dxdiag

[snow umbra]

https://itsgamertime.xyz/SLStuff/dxdiag.gif

[sleek estuary]

do that ^^ and send the file here

[gaunt talon]

please make 2 versions, leave the old stuff aside,don't remove the old characters and stuf like that, make different servers or a scp secret laboratory2 but don't remove the old game because it hurt💔

[tawdry shard]

yes i agree

[tardy walrus]

commands in general

[tough tapir]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[tough tapir]

!scrungmas

[fallow kite]

whats good sigmas

[tough tapir]

@eager wadi we missed scrungmas

[sweet dagger]

Hi

[short hemlock]

uhhh cant post it here

dms? or?

[eager wadi]

[sleek estuary]

uhhh

[sleek estuary]

yeah dm it

[fallow kite]

w rizz

[steep summit]

yeah there's zero chance it's caused by random spread, definitely a different issue

[fallow kite]

Huuberts

[coral quiver]

i got warned for pinging you 😔

sorry sir

[fallow kite]

👮‍♂️

[steep summit]

@eager wadi could we get that undone?

it was a very useful video

it shows the shots are actually being placed

but for whatever reason not registered

[coral quiver]

but hubert, is the networking in sl actually good?

[steep summit]

networking is pretty standard

it's probably something wrong with implementation here

[coral quiver]

okay

hope its figured out

regardless its manageable for the time being

[steep summit]

ill probably add a debug command and ask a few people to volunteer

it'd record all trajectories from the server

so it can be recreated

[gilded timber]

Done

[coral quiver]

hire me to qa tester

💯

[solid echo]

Remove 096

[inland condor]

I aheee

Agree

[winged mica]

When is the christmas event ending

[somber raptor]

PEAK rainbow 6

[fallow grove]

yo

the goggles

are OP as hell

I used it as a class D

next thing I wiped out the whole MTF as a chaos after I escaped

[raw spear]

what happened to servers i thought they were back up

[gaunt talon]

Yes

0 downsides

[lethal scroll]

worst part of getting a new monitor, is setting the well.....settings, to the way you need em

[sleek estuary]

so real

[prisma zodiac]

hai hubert

[steep summit]

hi

[prisma zodiac]

going into the operational guide and seeing all the old models makes me realize
the old models look terrible

[pearl shard]

https://tenor.com/view/blaidd-elden-ring-petting-wow-furry-gif-25768164

[somber raptor]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[strong dune]

Pulse mains

[somber raptor]

lol

[hallow belfry]

the long saga of fighting my dying SSD is over

it's faulty and was running at 65 degrees celsius constantly causing it to literally overheat and bring windows down with it

[strong dune]

Bandit mains

Wait the whole team got anti friendly fire

[pulsar pebble]

mine is shitting the toilet once I poured boiling hot water in the motheboard

[raw spear]

fuck siege and there 30 match reverse friendly fire

[broken sonnet]

i wish they increased the size of servers or had more

almost all servers are full

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[cinder sapphire]

@tough tapir

sweep time

[cinder sapphire]

stop it

get help

[pearl shard]

whats the problem

[cinder sapphire]

scalies/furries/ etc.... smh

[light panther]

are the servers still down?

[cinder sapphire]

prob not

no message

[light panther]

i cant find them

[cinder sapphire]

ya they are good

#bot-commands message

[light panther]

nvm im stupid this isnt northwood

[pearl shard]

ok but Blaidd is from elden ring

[dark yoke]

just got banned in freyas because they think I'm alting😭

[cinder sapphire]

...

smh

[pearl shard]

Fuck you mean 'smh' that's true

Factual even

[cinder sapphire]

ugh whatever

[pearl shard]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-cats-frick-ugh-urgh-gif-13323984719999690937

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-plankton-meme-gif-15640350090336605258

[bright swallow]

when does xmas event end?

[feral oxide]

I opened scp sl and my computer bluescreened lmao

Hey uh Northwood servers won't show up for some reason

Am I banned or did something bug

[lost seal]

are zombie flamingos supposed to be worth 15 tickets and -20 seconds

[inland condor]

IM FREEE

[wintry holly]

Would you help me win the competition? Must only give like on yt
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wUF3VV8AQaQ&si=BZKxpVW4ak62iJmT

[twilit hornet]

what games should i get

[somber raptor]

SCP: Secret Laboratory

[twilit hornet]

something that isnt scp sl

[somber raptor]

Depends... free?
Counter-Strike 2

[twilit hornet]

no

any 60$ game yknow

im not cheapin out on this sale

[jolly tundra]

hotline miami and/or darkwood

[somber raptor]

Not free? Many ideas
Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown
Hitman: World of Assassination
Rainbow Six: Siege
All Half-Life games
Portal and Portal 2

[twilit hornet]

i might get hitman

[somber raptor]

got a lot of choice depends what kind of game you want ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[twilit hornet]

open world rpg ig

something i can pour hours into

[somber raptor]

Idk what to suggest then i'm not really into RPGs

[twilit hornet]

damn

[vivid thistle]

It's in alpha but ashes of creation is prob gonna be THE open world rpg

I keep having to stop myself from buying a alpha key

[twilit hornet]

i might just wait until black desert comes out

i mean

that other game

crimson desert

[vivid thistle]

Hope it's not made by the ones who made black desert

[twilit hornet]

its not

i think

its like every game ever in one game

[somber raptor]

Some other kinds of games i can suggest:
> tactical first-person shooter

Rainbow 6: Siege, Counter-Strike 2
> Realistic First-Person Shooter
Insurgency: Sandstorm
> If you're into games with lots of lore [Arcade plane fighting game]
Ace Combat 7: Skies unknown, Ace Combat 5: The Unsung war [PS2] or any other Ace Combat game
> a masterpiece
Portal 2

[twilit hornet]

cool ty

'ill look into those

[somber raptor]

I could go on about Ace Combat for hours lol

[twilit hornet]

i can tell

[pearl shard]

why do the people in this server use computers from the early 00s to run SL

like wtf

why does this keep happening

[river burrow]

hello

[lethal scroll]

Nautilus

[minor goblet]

I know that pfp

[fallow kite]

Tru

[river burrow]

[river burrow]

im like

049

trust

[iron sonnet]

Is it weird that I’m already getting nostalgic about old nuke camping

[fallow kite]

Sure

[river burrow]

wow a dinosaur

[latent jackal]

Wow a talking pancake

[strong dune]

And sora

Regretted it afterwards

[river burrow]

im better than a talking pancke

[strong dune]

@golden crag are you gonna take that without saying anything?

[river burrow]

Wow another

The jingle bells remix kinda goes hard

[strong dune]

I have no comment

[lunar siren]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crushed-watermelon-pulverized-destroyed-gif-17029762601455777728

[river burrow]

I did not know 035 was in this

[fallow kite]

Huh

[gaunt river]

With the replacement of the server room, is there another fixed spawn for the scientist card?

[gaunt river]

It isn't, it's a mod

[solemn flame]

Server room was not replaced, it was removed

There is no fixed spawn for scientist card

[gaunt river]

RIP

[solemn flame]

However it is not permanently gone, it just wasn’t included in 14.0

[river burrow]

Ohhh

I just join random servers I didn’t even look 😭

[near stirrup]

wow

what's that

[haughty oasis]

server room will definitely be back

[near stirrup]

Which server are you referring to?

[haughty oasis]

server room

[near stirrup]

Is there a problem with the server room?

[sleek estuary]

it needs to be remade for new heavy

[untold wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/jn91mMa7qzw9IPfs_?invite=cr-MSxBRTAsMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

[cursive glen]

dawg what the hell happenin to Redline EU official server?

now yall know how i feel with my gay ass wifi smh

[untold wyvern]

[cursive glen]

shut up, im not so gay to the point of lagging the entire server

[fossil wasp]

please cool it lmao

[untold wyvern]

chainsmoker is the worst angler type

[cursive glen]

we really got the grinch tryna ruin christmas lol

[untold wyvern]

worst entity actually

mr minigames is better than this mf

[cursive glen]

?

[untold wyvern]

talking abt pressure guh

[cursive glen]

oh

[daring orchid]

how do i do russian roulette

[untold wyvern]

in game or like

[daring orchid]

game bro 😭

[untold wyvern]

idk

im fucking stupid

[cursive glen]

what the hell happened to pressure in the 1 singular month i havent played? aint no way they added russian rullette

[untold wyvern]

its scp sl

[cursive glen]

man they needa add russian roulette to roblox

[fallow kite]

https://www.reddit.com/r/SCPSecretLab/comments/1hnnl93/russian_roulette_tutorial/

[kind wedge]

yall better keep that damn pinata and flamingos in the game after christmas

[pearl shard]

Bro is using gay as an insult on the year of our Lord 3167 😔

[untold wyvern]

🎩

hat

[cursive glen]

^ I agree

[untold wyvern]

[cursive glen]

That is indeed a hat.

[untold wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/265312166247268362/1110028385704484904/get_em.gif

[river burrow]

[near stirrup]

[ebon flare]

e

[vital field]

I'm having a problem with scpsl but not sure which support to go to.

[prisma lintel]

What problem are you having?

[vital field]

The Cloud out of Date

I also think it why the game doesn't work. Just sort of doesn't load.

[prisma lintel]

You make have to check the cloud settings, if not then your files is not in sync

By chance

[vital field]

I did the thing with syncing the files and I'll check the cloud settings.

[prisma lintel]

You also may have to disable and re enable it

If none of that works then delete and reinstall the game

And IF that doesn't work then you might just have to delete steam and re-download it

IF you want

Not recommended

[vital field]

Actually I did that a couple times

And I did delete and reinstall also re-downloaded

Nothing seems to have worked so far

[prisma lintel]

Then it's probably steam

Do you have a lot of games installed?

[prisma lintel]

Or files

[rancid dome]

Hello chat

[sleek estuary]

[vital field]

No

[rancid dome]

Tbh, I'd say 9 times out of 10, it's steam that's failing the cloud sync due to connection

[prisma lintel]

Then redownload it

[vital field]

I only got like 3 games installed and that's it

Alr

[prisma lintel]

Yeah

[vivid thistle]

Cloud is purely a steam thing and shouldn't ever affect gameplay/game running

[tawny carbon]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[fallow kite]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[topaz agate]

is northwood closed 😦

i just got unbanned today 😦

wrong server

[tawny carbon]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[true sky]

Hämis 👍

[tough tapir]

[tawny carbon]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[unique cloak]

v

[topaz agate]

i said n word

[fallow kite]

🥚

[chilly grail]

?

ahhaha

[tawny carbon]

[wicked spade]

!christmas

[snow umbra]

Christmas, along with 14.0 will fully release on <t:1734897600:F>.

[radiant fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/dumpster-man-throw-out-trash-gif-14761446

[somber raptor]

Oak wood has a density of 594Kg/m³ (37lb/ft³)

An Oak trapdoor from minecraft had a density of
7128Kg/m³ (445lb/ft³)

An Oak trapdoor weighs 1782Kg (3928lb)

[somber raptor]

I will drink and drive

[somber raptor]

Agent 47 found a new way to kill his targets

[visual acorn]

He will drink and drive

[orchid kraken]

I will drink and drive

[visual acorn]

We will drink and drive

[steady vale]

What are the best english speaking European servers?

[orchid kraken]

I will drink and drive

[steady vale]

motivational

[orchid kraken]

BRO

We WILL drink and DRIVE

[steady vale]

this is the craziest information ever

[orchid kraken]

Because drinking and driving

Seems very fun

[steady vale]

Lets do it

what time

[minor imp]

[2024-12-28 13:42:42.706 +03:00] [Error] [PluginAPI] Failed loading plugin Exiled Loader. How Fix?

[silk maple]

Go to Exiled Server man

[somber raptor]

So apparently this one hammer hits the back of the piano when bouncing back

And it's annoying because it makes noise

[polar spade]

Isnt that the point of a piano

[final relic]

has anyone else gotten clipped into a wall next to the new nuke elevator

had to dc as 939 because of it

[polar spade]

Sounds like music to my ears

[untold wyvern]

[frozen hornet]

[mighty lodge]

It's an upgrade

[tawny carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1059999625521664111/1151652782693154826/attachment.gif

[untold wyvern]

would you rather have 1 or double it and give it to me

im too lazy to wait

[somber raptor]

what the fuck

Thermite, Ace and Maverick in the same team is fucking stupid

like a lot

[meager slate]

[rancid dome]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[rancid dome]

[meager slate]

[rancid dome]

Hiya Auro

[meager slate]

Hiyo

[wild sorrel]

it seems like... chat is back

[rancid dome]

about 38 hours ago, yeah

[untold wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/jn91mMa7qzw9IPfs_?invite=cr-MSxqUm4sMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[meager slate]

[untold wyvern]

sea bunnies

yum

[rancid dome]

Those seabunnies are gigantic

[meager slate]

Huge seabunny

[rancid dome]

Sounds like you'd have them as pets

[tawny carbon]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[meager slate]

Hell yea

[meager slate]

Boe

[rancid dome]

1 million beers

[untold wyvern]

killing one of the deep sea bunnies gives you a badge

[rancid dome]

Auro disapproves of this for sure xD

[meager slate]

Who made this.

[rancid dome]

What is the badge's title?

[untold wyvern]

wops

[meager slate]

Disgusting

Why can you kill them

[rancid dome]

How do you kill them lol

like, I really don't know how you kill something in a game where you just walk thru 100's of rooms

[meager slate]

Dont kill them

[untold wyvern]

this is the badge image

i think you have to trade a landmine?

so they blow up

[rancid dome]

what?

[meager slate]

So cruel

[rancid dome]

You have landmines now?

[untold wyvern]

pressure added landmines

[rancid dome]

Seems like a few things got added

[hollow sparrow]

More then just "few“

Trust

[untold wyvern]

turrets

[hollow sparrow]

Bro

Turrets had been added a long time now

[rancid dome]

Turrets?

[hollow sparrow]

[untold wyvern]

ye

[rancid dome]

Yeah, xD

[untold wyvern]

ik

[hollow sparrow]

Pressure added new enteties

And stuff

Idk I forgor

[untold wyvern]

chainsmoker is so fucking bad

i hate him

[hollow sparrow]

Lol

[rancid dome]

That's the one that gasses you right?

[untold wyvern]

fuck you chainsmoker

[rancid dome]

and then comes back and forth a couple of times

I honestly forgot what each of those things do now lol

[untold wyvern]

does that stupid ass man come back?

i thought only froger does that

[rancid dome]

Ohh right, frogger

[untold wyvern]

i cant get to the trenchbleeders cuz of these stupid ass chainsmokers