general-chat

[crystal reef]

god damn

[true sky]

3tb for WHAT

[quick knot]

I have another 500gb drive. it just keep forgetting to set it up

[crystal reef]

ya'll don't need that much space 🙏

[quick knot]

modern AAA games duh

[hallow belfry]

but really my G drive is my secondary drive for steam, shadowplay and obs, recently ive been getting small bouts of freezing (my monitor freezes for around 5-10 seconds and all inputs are unresponsive until it comes back)

[true sky]

fair

[rancid dome]

Why would you need anymore drives when you have a "320TB HDD"

[somber raptor]

And yes i actually do have a Windows Vista Recovery Partition

[true sky]

i'm surpised you are only using 400gb

[quick knot]

there is a 2nd 500gb drive

[true sky]

with all the game that are at least 100gb now

[gaunt talon]

I only have 1 tb ssd

[true sky]

right

i forgot

[quick knot]

there are two 500gb drives that are connected as 1tb. or are supposed to

[true sky]

just buy 1tb

[quick knot]

windows is a pain in the ass to install on it like that

so I just disconnect them this time

[true sky]

i mean 4tb is ENOUGH.... for now

[hallow belfry]

today, i had a freeze that did NOT come back to life. as in it went from a frozen screen to a black screen, i was forced to restart my computer.

[quick knot]

4tb is the newest one

[somber raptor]

Funny thing one time i had all of them >99% full (i had 46 bytes left of space on C:)

[quick knot]

I honestly didnt expect to get it

my dad was just busy working on upgrading PCs and I mention as a side thing I was starting to run low on storage space

[true sky]

installing tetris with those 46 bytes

[hallow belfry]

later on from this, i clipped something and went to look over it and was met with this

[somber raptor]

I had to make a html page for IT class next week

The entire folder (html, css, media) weighs 41.8MB
99.28% of that space is the 4K 60fps video i put in there

[true sky]

Making 4K videos for what

1080p is enough

😭

[hallow belfry]

i used device manager to scan for hardware changes and it entirely removed my g drive from my list of devices

i restarted my pc and it returned, and all the files are in tact, but my pc is still freezing

[somber raptor]

Because

• i have a 4K HDR monitor and i want to flex it
• idk the video was in 2160p (4K)

[true sky]

flexing a monitor

[somber raptor]

Gimme all the cassie voices i'll combine them and make them play like all at once

[true sky]

microwave

also why is there so MANY stickers

[quick knot]

I need more

[serene crypt]

Beer

[somber raptor]

Does your pc's side panel not have screws?

[quick knot]

they do

[true sky]

what's better

[true sky]

white pc or black pc

[somber raptor]

Black pc

[quick knot]

I had unscrew them earlier for the video :P

[somber raptor]

White pc too expensiv

[quick knot]

but yeah, I like stickers on my PC

I recently moved them around as well

[somber raptor]

Funny thing: i have black case, GPU, fans and AIO and a white Motherboard

[quick knot]

older pic, less space for new stickers

[true sky]

Only expensice thing i would say is the gpu and probably mythes airs

Motherboard

[quick knot]

Now I have space

[sly barn]

what an absolute unit of a pc

[finite kelp]

Isn’t it a fire hazard to place a PC tower on carpet

[sly barn]

absolute chad

[true sky]

So much câbles

[quick knot]

old pic

that was when my PC was under repairs

[true sky]

Nah (yeah probably)

[somber raptor]

I'm gonna get a CI outfit since i want it
Then when the CI plushie arrives i'll take a picture with the plushie on my shoulder

[quick knot]

but yeah, generally you shouldnt do that

[gaunt talon]

Dust builds up faster if it's on the carpet

[quick knot]

well the stuff on the right is just a PS4 VR

just sitting there, I was messing around with it being connected to my PC

[true sky]

Black pc are cool but white pc looks better

[somber raptor]

Hm what if i use a capacitor as surface-to-air missile for houseflies

[quick knot]

Two more stickers here

(Is it obvious enough I play Zelda?)

[true sky]

Not enough

[somber raptor]

Chat am i cooked

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/looney-tunes-bugs-bunny-desert-shots-fired-missing-gif-16322884

[gaunt talon]

My wifi sucks

Can't load the images

[somber raptor]

@rancid dome that is a situation i never wanna find myself in again

[rancid dome]

B anchors find themselves in that situation very often (that’s me)

[true sky]

Ancient table

[rancid dome]

Just go play A lol

[somber raptor]

Ikr

[quick knot]

Stickers

[somber raptor]

One time on inferno i was in that situation and got a 3K

Still lost the round because dumbass teammates couldn't kill the two dudes on A

[woven badger]

.

[thick marlin]

@woven badger .

[somber raptor]

If i had a gun with more than 20 bullets (fuck the M4A1-S) i probably would have killed more than one of them

[true sky]

This table is 1500 years old

[true sky]

Ancient Time

[rancid dome]

A1-s has 25 rounds bruh (more than the 20 you said)

[quick knot]

im in general surronded by ancient tech

[somber raptor]

That's it: i'm never bringing anything but an MP9, Negev or AWP when holding apartments on mirage

[quick knot]

my PC still has a CD Drive

[somber raptor]

No it has 20

[quick knot]

even after all the upgrades

[rancid dome]

Holy jesus my memory

[quick knot]

even with a GPU fire earlier this year

that CD Drive stays there

unreplaced

[rancid dome]

All Gone

[true sky]

Pc probably was build by a romanian Guy from the Time of knights

[somber raptor]

The M4A1-S has the smallest mag size of all assault rifles and SMGs

[gaunt talon]

My pc peripherals are from an old office computer

[rancid dome]

Yeah I know that one, it’s obvious

[bold jasper]

nice owl house stickers

[fickle ibex]

adding to the fire

[quick knot]

[true sky]

Incenerator

https://tenor.com/view/fire-hose-explosion-gif-6036762

[quick knot]

booting up SL to burn them >:)

[quick knot]

pretty much all of them are from one artist

[gaunt talon]

Sl surface

[quick knot]

seven stickers one here are the same artist

namely because they like putting freebies in their orders

[fiery horizon]

we are so back

[quick knot]

I have only ordered like, two stickers from them

(and some standees)

[glossy coyote]

I miss the peace and quiet

I started taking a quiz and the second I did that I got bombed by general notifs

[forest field]

Try loading one (1) video over 480p in quality in discord

[forest field]

where can i buy those headphones

[glossy coyote]

They don’t spin when the fan turns on

:(

[chilly gorge]

yes

[fallow kite]

Imagine the amount of people leaving the server after chat gets locked

[proud turret]

sentenced to touching grass

[lunar umbra]

hi, that new proton pop up about no official support made me wonder if there's some community fixes for valve proton

game on my setup suck ass compared to windows

[honest junco]

Finally 😭

[velvet mason]

merry christmas

[latent jackal]

Happy boxing day

[marble crown]

steam forums forever

[mystic dew]

Yo

[wide goblet]

oh boy do i love the Christmas tree :)

[fallow kite]

Im the real santa

[rancid dome]

His name is real santa and yours is not

[fallow kite]

You arent even a santa hush child

[rancid dome]

Oh fk I can't see my giveaway anymore lol

[severe inlet]

I am Michael Jackson hello there

[velvet mason]

hope they keep the 🦩

it is more fun than some scps

[topaz cosmos]

you will not use all the 3 experimental weapons, please share with someone you trust

teamwork makes the dream work...

[rancid dome]

Then why say it in the first place

[fallow kite]

ballz

[topaz cosmos]

sl old anticheat on his way to kill people for no reason and then leave that issue for years

[tough tapir]

Chat is open, gotta post tit

[fallow kite]

old anticheat when 173 wanted to blink upwards

[somber raptor]

Imagine not having access to the channels that did not get locked

[tough tapir]

[marble crown]

nobody saw anything

[marble crown]

nuh uh

nobody will know what I deleted

drinks both

[feral oxide]

How would secret lab work on steam deck

[marble crown]

you can bind the controlls

I got it working on a wii u gamepad

[feral oxide]

Fucking

W h a t

[marble crown]

if it's possible with a wii u it's possible with a steam deck

[willow cypress]

bacc

[marble crown]

[quick knot]

I got it working with a 3DS lol

anything is possible if you put your mind to it

[marble crown]

how would you even

can moonlight bind the touchscreen?

[marble crown]

forgets n3ds exists

[latent jackal]

holy shit

[marble crown]

now you can (techncially) kill Dboys on the go

you just need a laptop and mobile hotspot

and a small loan to get the n3ds

[warped magnet]

Anyone else have the after Christmas sickness?

[marble crown]

now I want you to wipe a chaos wave with a captain gun

[warped magnet]

Whoa, did you do that?

[knotty spade]

brilliant

[marble crown]

its moonlight

it streams your pc to 3ds

[warped magnet]

Damn😔

[quick knot]

not moonlight actually

pictobox

[marble crown]

o

[quick knot]

which doesnt exist anymore

this video is 2 years old

[warped magnet]

I was hoping for a real copy of scp sl on the 3ds

[marble crown]

:(

[solar glacier]

What if I strive to be like evil king von

[quick knot]

I just do dumb things to flex on the steam deck, mobile and switch crowd

[marble crown]

my brother unironically played scp sl on his wii u

[solar glacier]

That’s doable?

[marble crown]

with moonlight

also on the ps vita

[solar glacier]

The SL grind never ends

[marble crown]

they should add lootboxes to the game

[solar glacier]

I thought if they wanted to monotize the game they’d add like hats or something idk

[quick knot]

one day, I need to do an actual round with it

[marble crown]

Im gonna do the same with my vita

[quick knot]

problem is PCs struggle with the 3DS C Stick

cause nintendo made it a little nub

[marble crown]

yeah

would it have killed nintendo to make the nub actually usable

[quick knot]

I never had issues with it until I forced my 3DS to be a controller for the PC

then it started drifting

but only when used as a controller

on its own, it works perfectly fine

[marble crown]

can 3ds circle pads even drift?

I have never heard about it

[quick knot]

idk

the fact I only ever had issues when it was connected to the PC leads me to believe it is unlikely

[marble crown]

yea

[quick knot]

it isnt a switch controller afterall

[marble crown]

I hate how older controllers never drifted

but now we have this sudden huge problem with it

[quick knot]

modern controllers are just stuffed with too much

HD rumble is cool

and I guess audio playing from them is nice

but who the fuck uses the IR Camera on the joycons

[marble crown]

you know what they need

[odd tangle]

[marble crown]

a heartrate monitor

so if you get too angry during a game it turns off the system

[odd tangle]

[quick knot]

pretty sure Nintendo has some heart rate monitor thing somewhere

[willow shoal]

These days Hakita will sell pc-compatible b*ttplugs

[proven crest]

yo

[marble crown]

scp sl heart rate monitor

[quick knot]

oh would you look at that

[wide goblet]

I instantly died on surface to a CI teaming with 106 with no heals

[marble crown]

if your heart goes too fast it makes you faster ingame

[proven crest]

how tf do you fix the sprint glitch

?

[odd tangle]

[somber raptor]

Akinator fucking locked in

[proven crest]

everytime i walk or sprint it makes m character mad slow

can smone help me

[quick knot]

$120+ dollars for a heart reader for your N64

[somber raptor]

He's asking generic questions then all of a sudden drops 3 super specific questions and guesses it 💀

[marble crown]

[quick knot]

see

[marble crown]

your dude is on 4 anti colas

[proven crest]

na u dont understand

[marble crown]

(forever)

[proven crest]

like

[marble crown]

try rejoining

[quick knot]

if any other company, made a fucking heart monitor for a console, I would be confused as hell

[proven crest]

i did

many times

on different servers

[quick knot]

nintendo doing it, just makes complete sense

[proven crest]

n it js does the same thing

[marble crown]

is your run bound to crouch

[quick knot]

they would make a toaster for a console if they could

[proven crest]

no sneak is c

sprint is shift

left

shift

[marble crown]

the nintendo toaster

[marble crown]

send a video if you can

[proven crest]

its like glitchy tho

[willow shoal]

KFConsole

[proven crest]

aii

[north ledge]

They did, it's called the Wii u

[willow shoal]

I had the Wii U

[north ledge]

How was your toaster

[willow shoal]

Ehh

Only thing I really did on it was watch YouTube and play Mario Maker

[marble crown]

its crazy how the psvita still has servers up

when the 3ds doesnt

[quick knot]

attachment to make your DS a mouse, made by Nintendo

they went goddamn crazy during the DS era

[marble crown]

fr

can we get the ds keyboard

oh wait they did that

ds gun

[quick knot]

there is a DS piano

[marble crown]

fits into your ds and you can shoot people with it

[quick knot]

face scanner

[somber raptor]

Hmm

Guys

[quick knot]

scott the woz had a video over this

[marble crown]

hey all scott here

[somber raptor]

Do you think Akinator could guess Jan Kalous

[quick knot]

yes

he has SL characters already in him

[marble crown]

but do you think jan kalous could guess akinator

[quick knot]

you need really obscure to beat him lol

there it is

[topaz cosmos]

clearly, a skill issue

[topaz cosmos]

what is the finger sucking for

[quick knot]

it measures your heart rate

[marble crown]

you must increase your heartrate to speed up your kart in mario kart

[quick knot]

this never released, Nintendo ended up cancelling it

[proven crest]

@marble crown its loading

hold on

[quick knot]

think of the most obescure character you can think of

that's the trick

either a small fandom, or a character nobody ever talks about in a large fandom

[proven crest]

@marble crown dms

[somber raptor]

56 questions to guess D-9341

[quick knot]

yeah, SCP is popular enough

he will guess characters like that

hell, Hubert is in his system as well

[somber raptor]

Mfer can go from generic to REALLY specific questions really fast

[quick knot]

Im aware

[proven crest]

yo

[quick knot]

but I have beaten him before twice

both with Final Fantasy 7 characters

I just picked the two most obsecured ones I could think of

since 99% of the fanbase has no idea Jade Weapon even exist

[visual acorn]

Revert gun changes to 13.5

[marble crown]

honestly

[simple abyss]

What

[marble crown]

I have no idea what is going on with your game man

[quick knot]

yeah, he can guess Hubert

[simple abyss]

Akinator can guess Hubert?

I must try that out lol

[somber raptor]

Like... i was thinking about Stolas from Helluva Boss, 2 questions earlier he was asking me if my character was part of a video game or some shit then he just hits me with

• is your character a demon
• does your character have children
• does your character have a magical book

[quick knot]

when he ask polish and game developer

he will target Hubert

[visual acorn]

xd

[marble crown]

hubert stole my gun

[quick knot]

womp womp

[marble crown]

after I tricked a kid to throw it in a pit

[quick knot]

he steals people too

[marble crown]

I accidentally phat fingered t

then he grabbed it and gave it back to the kid

also like

day of 14.0 getting released

there was a hackermans crashing the drbrights server

[somber raptor]

Right now he probably really thrown off by me replying yes to "does your character know you"

[quick knot]

[simple abyss]

He couldn't guess Hubert this time

[quick knot]

skill issue

[somber raptor]

Okay what the

[simple abyss]

I'll try it again

[fallow kite]

I was once friends with an unironic pedo that paid me to lure kids from the playground to his house

[topaz cosmos]

uhhh THE ONE FROM HALF LIFE WITH THE FORKLIFT

wait imma try that

[coarse dirge]

What the hell

[marble crown]

the engineer

[marble crown]

wait a minute its not april firs-

[visual acorn]

Huh

[quick knot]

damn, they even got the name correct

[visual acorn]

Am scared

[marble crown]

[visual acorn]

@quick knot what should I answer

[quick knot]

no

[visual acorn]

Ok

[quiet basin]

Are yall trying to pull Hubert

[teal atlas]

fianlly they reopened chat

also is 1507 staying for good or are they getting pulled

[pearl shard]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-love-lick-cuddle-cuddles-gif-20845194

hello chat

[marble crown]

[simple abyss]

I did it this time

Still took like 50 questions

[pearl shard]

[meager jay]

god balatro is so insanely addictive

[topaz cosmos]

hi very good pc guy!!!

[visual acorn]

He probably doesn't know

[somber raptor]

Time to see if he can guess Larry "Pixy" Foulke from Ace Combat Zero

[meager jay]

alo

[pearl shard]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-zero-the-belkan-war-pixy-larry-foulke-yo-buddy-gif-24485317

[quick knot]

that's not Hubert

[quiet basin]

I mean kinda

There’s the suit

All he’s missing is guns

[somber raptor]

He went from asking me is he in call of duty to does he drive a plane 😭

[somber raptor]

Wrong screenshot

YO

Just had a funny idea

[marble crown]

why dont they rework jumping

[somber raptor]

Can be guess the dealer from Buckshot Roulette

[marble crown]

make a whole update for it

v15.0 jumping update

[visual acorn]

@quick knot after I said my character is fat it immediately gave hubert

[quick knot]

wow

[marble crown]

I mean he is kinda spherical

[marble crown]

akinator is evil for that

[fallow kite]

The tallest man ever was 8'11

[somber raptor]

NO FUCKING WAY

It only took him like 10 questions wtf

[meager jay]

bro my deck is fuckin ASS

[twilit hornet]

anyone have any game recommendations for me

[topaz cosmos]

wait

[meager jay]

balatro

[topaz cosmos]

um

hold up

Metal gear solid V

[twilit hornet]

played that

good game though

[topaz cosmos]

fallout new vegas?

[twilit hornet]

that too

this is my problem

[topaz cosmos]

do not feed the monkeys

[quick knot]

make him guess Zill

[twilit hornet]

ive already played everything

[topaz cosmos]

how

how

Just shapes and beats

[twilit hornet]

wuzzat

[topaz cosmos]

like uh

[twilit hornet]

bullet hell?

[topaz cosmos]

kind of

[twilit hornet]

neat

im thinking of getting octopath traveler 2

[meager jay]

BROOOOOOOOOOOOO

[willow shoal]

Black mesa

[willow shoal]

Goated game

[quick knot]

dammit

[somber raptor]

Let's see if he can guess Dr Daniels

[tame hollow]

Can we lock this place again

[unkempt wedge]

extreme lion burguer

[pearl shard]

No Twitter, those creators are not for me

[latent jackal]

Mind explaining that tweet below it?

You know what, I think it's best that you don't

[pearl shard]

The creators I'm interested in

[final relic]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress-team-fortress2-pornography-starring-your-mother-pornography-gif-22585323

[tame hollow]

[visual acorn]

[lunar siren]

[crystal reef]

Kms

[rancid dome]

Yea, lock this place up again pls

[crystal reef]

🙏 until new years

[latent jackal]

I second this

[rancid dome]

So, my nitro basic ran out on the night of 25th, whiched followed by the 1day Nitro credit

And now instead of letting me use my follow up credits, it put me back on the expired basic and said I'm past due until the 29th lol

Wait, won't I get charged for the said "past due" when I'm gonna be paying for the giveaway winners lmao

[solar glacier]

Has anyone played project zomboid build 42 yet

Is it worth redownloading the game perhaps….

[rancid dome]

@visual acorn the gif got blocked 😭

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-skander-big-brother-gif-21303304

[visual acorn]

I know

[rancid dome]

That's sadge

Does it just show the same thing as when you wanna post something over the limit?

[crystal reef]

What gif is it?

[visual acorn]

Is it cuz it thinks it's a scam or something

[visual acorn]

What?

[rancid dome]

Yeah, nitro(dash) triggered it

[rancid dome]

What I meant to ask if the gif you sent was like the same popup when you try to post something that's over the file size limit

[visual acorn]

It was a gif which said "Your files are too powerful Max file size is 8.00 MB please. Upgrade to Discord Nitro for 100MB file limit"

[rancid dome]

Ahhh yeah, that one

[crystal reef]

Lmao you can probably just use a bot to make it a gif again and bypass the autmod

[tame hollow]

My nitro never ran out

[visual acorn]

It said that the gif was blocked

[visual acorn]

Or rename file

[crystal reef]

True

[rancid dome]

Yeah, cuz of the word in the link

[visual acorn]

I'm too sleepy to understand what this means

[rancid dome]

😭

[crystal reef]

xD

[visual acorn]

Or my English too bad

Or the problem lies not within me

[crystal reef]

Basically she asked if the automod blocked it because it was too long eg wall of text

[topaz cosmos]

what i was trying to ask was "if the gif you sent was the same popup that appears when you try to post something thats over the file size limit"

[visual acorn]

Nah

[visual acorn]

Why I understand it now

[rancid dome]

I did not even mean that

[visual acorn]

😭

[crystal reef]

Oops lmao it's 3 am

[rancid dome]

I did not say anything about it being long bruh

[crystal reef]

Close enough

[visual acorn]

Definitely because of sleepiness

[rancid dome]

Now that's more lack of sleep than darik's lol

[crystal reef]

Used all my braincells helping someone that was having problems with the tournament

[visual acorn]

@crystal reef 3 espresso and first game ez win tomorrow

I have never seen my enemies playing on any server

[visual acorn]

xd

[crystal reef]

Lmao after these 3 days I won't want to play SL for a week

But eh I want to see the matches

[crystal reef]

You guys are playing against a Spanish team , they don't play on am probably eternal or something

[rancid dome]

And I did say that it was because of "nitro(dash)"

With the actual dash, ofc

[visual acorn]

Im EU

I play everywhere

[crystal reef]

Yes yes I'm not that sleep deprived

[visual acorn]

Have never seen them

[rancid dome]

Good

[crystal reef]

South America?

[visual acorn]

I also play at 3-6 am sometimes

[crystal reef]

Why

That's just torture

[visual acorn]

Yes, every death match server

[visual acorn]

No really wanted to sleep

[crystal reef]

I doubt these ppl play death match servers at all ngl

[visual acorn]

Checked all their profiles and got scared

Of losing

[crystal reef]

xD?

[visual acorn]

I mean that will be the end of my SL career if I lose

To these people

[topaz cosmos]

question

[crystal reef]

LMAO

[crystal reef]

Answer

[topaz cosmos]

are the tournaments going to be streamed somewhere

like discord vc

[wise mural]

yo

i got an issue

[crystal reef]

Should be on aftermath YouTube/twitch and there will be a watch party

[wise mural]

my game turns black after the northwood sign

[crystal reef]

In a VC

[wise mural]

ive tried the solutions

and it doesnt work

[topaz cosmos]

that happens to me

i just wait

and eventually it fixes

like, boot the game and then hop on another tab

[topaz cosmos]

what is your steam name

[wise mural]

i mean for me it says not responding

i just wait?

[topaz cosmos]

yeah

dont try and click around while in loading black screen

so that the game doesnt crash

[crystal reef]

I won't be streaming it lmao I'll probably just moderate it , this guy is one of the commentators https://www.twitch.tv/exile_am

[visual acorn]

Love these gifs

[tame hollow]

Thank me later

[topaz cosmos]

thanks for the gif!

[wise mural]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-the-next-step-for-immigration-immigration-alien-locked-in-alien-locked-in-gif-7143551599349454414

bro what

[topaz cosmos]

dude

[visual acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-food-spinny-food-spinning-food-gyrating-gif-26651526

[topaz cosmos]

these gifs

ARE AWESOME!

[topaz cosmos]

this one not

because no transparent

[visual acorn]

Fair enough

[crystal reef]

Isn't there a whole website with hd GIFs of sandwiches spinning

[tame hollow]

Yeah

[topaz cosmos]

where

where

[tame hollow]

https://rotatingsandwiches.wordpress.com/

[topaz cosmos]

YIPPIE

[crystal reef]

We need this pinned 🙏

[visual acorn]

Hoddog

[cinder sapphire]

@tough tapir

Oh ya. This applies to you as well @meager slate

[rancid dome]

[crimson dagger]

the best thing about 14.0 is that dog's voice lines mute when you mute alive players

wait i thought it did when i was pressing mute and unmute but it might have just been a coincidence 😭

nevermind sadly

[crystal reef]

And if I don't get pinged I don't check lmao

[acoustic kraken]

@steep summit close the server again NOW

[steep summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135685631570346086/1318127547917275186/20032024051153.gif

hello cat

[visual acorn]

Fix gun bullet spread randomness NOW

[steep summit]

what do you mean

[visual acorn]

Shit is not hitting

At all

[pale turret]

tactical holiday unit epsilon 11 where

[visual acorn]

Sir

[pale turret]

different sized models when you die being sized where

[tame hollow]

Hello hubert

Merry chrysler

[pale turret]

chaos train where

[steep summit]

scoped revolver has no randomness, must a some other bug

[crystal lily]

admin tools moment

[pale turret]

the option to suicide with the revolver where

[crystal lily]

LMAO

[steep summit]

the second one also looks like the weapon didn't fire, idk

[crystal lily]

that'd be perfect for when I see 096

[steep summit]

randomness-wise, it's less random than in 13.5

[crystal reef]

That spray good lord 😭

[pale turret]

$1 patreon where

[steep summit]

could be a different issue but ill be honest i've seen similar unlucky sprays in 13.5

[visual acorn]

Crazy control

Even tho it's muzzle booster

[pale turret]

control over e11 is ez

[pale turret]

if attachments trhat make a gun heavy exist, weighing down the gun, why does a heavier weight cause more recoil

[crystal reef]

[visual acorn]

Never seen this amount of weird bullet spread in my life

Like now

[steep summit]

huh?

it doesn't

weight doesn't affect recoil in SL

[pale turret]

ive always had more recoil when firing a heavier gun

odd

[visual acorn]

It feels like I'm shooting with a broken nerf

[crystal reef]

That's crazy

[visual acorn]

Like lots of very good SL players can confirm this issue

[pale turret]

crazy, i was crazy once

[steep summit]

From what I can tell in the videos, these are definitely not caused by random spread, most likely a different issue (like the one where sometimes guns don't get equipped server-side and don't fire at all).

[visual acorn]

Attachments matter

[pale turret]

i use recoil recuding shit 💀

[crystal reef]

Nah don't

[jolly seal]

Hello

[steep summit]

14.0 is still relatively new, and we need to investigate some of these rare bugs further. Randomness has its limits; it cannot randomize the trajectory beyond the specified angle. In both of these videos, the enemies are clearly within the cone of spread, so this must be caused by a different issue.

[idle shard]

I wonder where she is now

[crystal reef]

[leaden adder]

[analog musk]

I thought you had nerfed the weapons

[visual acorn]

I just hope that the skill ceiling will stay the same as in 13.5

And bug fixes ofc

[steep summit]

quite the opposite, made it more easily accessible. The main nerfs are suppressors and scopes, trying to address killing people from the edge of fog

but the rest are buffed

lower recoil, lower random spread, less reliance on laser

[limpid pendant]

hi huber

[analog musk]

I did notice that, but since I couldn't use the weapons properly, I thought they were nerfed. Thanks for the clarification

[visual acorn]

Ak honestly feels quite better

[topaz cosmos]

yeah

[visual acorn]

But e11 due to bugs I guess feels terrible

[acoustic kraken]

@steep summit my bad

[polar spade]

Ngl, the 14.0 release as a whole seems pretty rushed. A longer beta probably would have been better

[visual acorn]

Longer closed beta

Prob

[limpid pendant]

yeah

[analog musk]

I think Hubert will fix everything later on; there's no need to rush

[limpid pendant]

setting the deadline to be before 2025 brings around the risk of it being rushed

[calm ferry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/805838917705793546/896085382289055794/image0.gif

[acoustic kraken]

Aren't you staff?

[quick knot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/805838917705793546/896085382289055794/image0.gif

[limpid pendant]

possibly

[steep summit]

Here's the first situation recreated with the same conditions (attachments, position, running speed). You can see the random spread is within the player's hitbox. So it must be a different factor outside of random spread. Most likely a hit registration bug but we dont know what's causing it yet.

[visual acorn]

Oke, for me it's just important that the problem can be recognized

[crimson crow]

i never recognize anything

[acoustic kraken]

Does having a go at hubert in a public chat really spread light on issues tho

[steep summit]

we need to figure out a way to reproduce it, so we can solve it

[limpid pendant]

i aint attackin him doe

just said whats known

[acoustic kraken]

i was talkin to the other guy

[north ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-gif-14850109371401088086

[limpid pendant]

oop

[visual acorn]

Arrrrgh, sneaky knife attack

[steep summit]

because even if we removed all random spread completely, even if the gun was pinpoint accurate, I'm certain the same issue would occur.

[acoustic kraken]

!ui 1322039886424965213

darn

[quick knot]

[acoustic kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/noperms-gif-27260516

[quick knot]

!bean @acoustic kraken

[crimson crow]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-bot-command-failure-epic-bot-command-fail-lol-lmfao-lmao-gif-21959972

[north ledge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1260950418683330694/1269766127937130627/IMG_0004.gif

[acoustic kraken]

wait

!ui 636996474219134988

[quick knot]

dammit, they finally banned me from using that command here

[acoustic kraken]

ok bot sucks

@flint nova

[rancid dome]

You can't use the ui command here, Baguette

[acoustic kraken]

old habits die hard

[rancid dome]

Nathan blocked it

[north ledge]

hes too stupid

[rancid dome]

XD

I typod lol

[calm ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rock-mp4-transparent-color-gif-11114772717737196968

[rancid dome]

You can use it in #bot-commands tho

[acoustic kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398938026719313923/1211807181272522782/gayuette.gif

[crimson crow]

yes but then it's not funny, which is the bot's only function after all

[north ledge]

true, and real

[quick knot]

dont worry, there are other ways to be funny

[quick knot]

!coinflip

[snow umbra]

[quick knot]

he can be funny

[calm ferry]

It goes without saying, of course

[quick knot]

eat it

[north ledge]

the ingot

My son.

[proven crest]

yo

can anyone help me with a bug

please

[crimson crow]

no

[quick knot]

europeans after they found out lead plates are bad

[proven crest]

ts

[calm ferry]

Like a wasp?

[proven crest]

no

like

a

game bug

[pearl shard]

yeah thats my face when I saw that shit too

[analog musk]

Despite upgrading my PC, I’m still experiencing stuttering issues in the game. Any advice?

[proven crest]

it seems to be js me

[calm ferry]

An in-game wasp?

[acoustic kraken]

a hornet IN GAME?

[proven crest]

idk why

no dude

can

smone help me or not

[crimson crow]

game spider?

[proven crest]

yo

[acoustic kraken]

#technical-support

[proven crest]

dude

[calm ferry]

#technical-support

[crystal reef]

https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/897643267473145866 https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1098299774291157043

[north ledge]

#technical-support

[unreal shadow]

Did you update your drivers?

[calm ferry]

Oh its closed still

[acoustic kraken]

oh is it closed for the holidays

[calm ferry]

lol!

[quick knot]

have you tried jumping on them

[crimson crow]

good luck!

[analog musk]

yes

[acoustic kraken]

those good folks deserve their break

[calm ferry]

They yearn for the mines

[acoustic kraken]

FAQ channels and ctrl + F' ing for your problem (especially if its got an error code) will help

[calm ferry]

Consult the Holy Notion

[quick knot]

squeak

[proven crest]

clicked make a ticket it dont work

[north ledge]

The demon.

[crystal reef]

They're closed for the holidays

[north ledge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/942840448026832926/thedoginmyhands.gif

[crystal reef]

Take a look in faq

[acoustic kraken]

Technical support is currently closed over the holidays, we apologise for any inconvenience caused. If you are having issues please try reading through the information provided in ⁠technical-troubleshoot and ⁠technical-faq-wiki to help with some issues.

[proven crest]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-tweak-tweaker-tweaking-freak-out-gif-16108345590627731463

[acoustic kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[north ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[crimson crow]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[crystal reef]

What's your issue?

[proven crest]

when i move it moves slowly

[quick knot]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[sleek estuary]

[proven crest]

ive reinstalled

rejoined

switched binds

n when i move and i click

it like tps me

[crystal reef]

Tf

[calm ferry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727217050807828550/899111917291966485/dxdiag.gif

[proven crest]

u want a clip gang?

[calm ferry]

Do this

report back

[crystal reef]

Sure

[proven crest]

dms

[quick knot]

#media-posts

[calm ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/vader-star-wars-starwars-empire-gif-7485377

[proven crest]

dms r easier

actually

#media-posts @calm ferry

oh

wrong p[erson

sorry

@crystal reef

[crystal reef]

Lmao

[proven crest]

i mean ts onyl started on my new pc

which is this one

my old one could barely run scpsl on a stable fps

[acoustic kraken]

what server are you playing on?

[crimson crow]

your new one will also not be able to play SL

[acoustic kraken]

also you really should snag your dxdiag via the gif above

[proven crest]

wym

[acoustic kraken]

looks like bad connection based on experience but its been a hot min

[proven crest]

it runs it on a stable 120 fps

n i got 8 ms

so its something to do with the game

[crimson crow]

https://tenor.com/view/matt-matt-drhs-gif-25505126

[proven crest]

or js me

idk

[acoustic kraken]

ur ping means nothing there tho

which server are you on? is it a public one?

good thing to check is if others in said server (through the discord) are having issues

[quick knot]

[proven crest]

its the bright 1

nuhh kurva

n one other one

but they were all eastern which is my timezone

it was just me having this issue

btw

in all of thoe servers

[acoustic kraken]

okay so

!cleanreinstall

[snow umbra]

https://b2.thomasjosif.com/file/thomasjosif/img/FE55oQityn0MDrkJ3g2YDSs4U.mp4

[acoustic kraken]

is a good first step for debugging

[north ledge]

make sure to do this too

[acoustic kraken]

thanks cyn

but yeah do that and check when your GPU drivers were last updated

should throw you a date

alternativley, grab latest and restart

[proven crest]

ive reinstalled but i havent deleted the data yet

[proven crest]

im runnin ona gefore

geforce

i think it said sum bout a update

i think i sohuld prol

do that first

😭

[acoustic kraken]

yep

[north ledge]

do what we've said and report back

[acoustic kraken]

would probably be in your interests to wait on TS as well, they're much more up to date on current issues than anyone in this chat would be

Probably will open up again in the next day or two

[proven crest]

yes sire

aii let me update n restart my pc

brb

[crystal reef]

Global mods closed till the 2nd of January so it might be longer

[acoustic kraken]

ah might be tilll new years then

[crystal reef]

Yeah but maybe with this it works

[acoustic kraken]

a support staff has reacted to this so i think next day or two is a good bet

[sleek estuary]

tmrw or after is when we'll likely reopen

[quick knot]

[crystal reef]

Put axxoriel to work 🙏

[sleek estuary]

squid game 2 is fire ngl

[sleek estuary]

mfs BEEN working, dude never took a break

[crystal reef]

Oh yeah that dropped

[crystal reef]

Fucking hell

[proven crest]

aii man

its downloading

ill be back

[crystal reef]

Gl

[proven crest]

aii

graphics caard set up

[proven crest]

js updated my stuff

should i reinstall like the video did or do u js want me to see if itll work

rn

?

ima js reinstall

[steep summit]

just finished watching

it's peak

[cursive river]

is there anywhere that i can ask specific sl codebase questions? in regards to networking

not like technical support or anything

[steep summit]

best bet is probably modding communities like LabAPI or Exiled

do you have any specific questions?

[cursive river]

yeahh but i kinda feel like i need actual nw info on this bc some of it involves client code i dont have access to

[cursive river]

well im trying to fix a thing for brights (but trub also reported what i presume is the same issue) where i think its the server executing client code

[steep summit]

if it's one of the systems I designed, then I believe I can help with that

[cursive river]

did you design like the various network messages structs (e.g. KeycardItem.UseMessage) and things that use networkclient.replacehandler?

[steep summit]

yup, a long time ago but yes

[cursive river]

okay fucking fantastic

i can't really send photos or anything here and i dont really wanna spam so could i dm u?

[steep summit]

we could continue on exiled servert

since we have it in mutuals

[cursive river]

sure

dev talk?

[steep summit]

sure, ping me whereever

[latent jackal]

I'll keep that in mind.

Don't want to warn them if they do

[proven crest]

@crystal reef btw i deleted all those data files

n reinstalled

doesnt wrok still

[crystal reef]

You also updated the drivers right?

[proven crest]

yup

i js uninstalled it again n did it agian

[solar glacier]

||cliffhanger though, i hate those so much, but im still hyped||

[crystal reef]

Well I don't really know what else to do , wait for TS to open #general-chat message

[proven crest]

january 2nd ?

[crystal reef]

No probably tomorrow or the day after

January 2nd is the global mods

[proven crest]

k

[mortal obsidian]

@steep summit Make normal models, it's a complete crap. RP The atmosphere on the RU Servers has dropped after your update. crap It's getting worse with every update, and the game designers are doing complete shit.

[solar glacier]

will i get warned if I ping northwood staff and ask them when they're gonna add the cafeteria for the 23rd time

some of us big backs get a little famished during containment breaches and need our panic food

[mortal obsidian]

75% of the ru community appreciated this update - literally bad, especially because of the models, they are terrible. The skeleton was removed when it was one of the interesting objects on the RP servers. And most importantly, why can't you do full-fledged mapping? why do people use some kind of incomplete blocks that don't fit well, absolutely nothing is being done for RP servers.

[analog musk]

They are doing what they can with the resources they have, you need to be patient, they will improve over time

[mortal obsidian]

why should Russian players who play RPGs suffer from the fact that with each update, functionality and so on is reduced? Why are there only 2 hitboxes? - head, body. why don't you add a squat or a lying position, why??

[solar glacier]

russians play SL?

[mortal obsidian]

these models are 3 years old @analog musk

[topaz cosmos]

because the updates are meant for gameplay and not rp

[mortal obsidian]

of course, and I will say more, 75% of Russian servers are RP servers where the servers are full.

[analog musk]

For example, the game is running badly for me with the new update. When the NFTs or Chaos are displayed on the screen, my FPS drop because there are more physics to load, but that doesn't mean people should insult others without any apparent reason

[analog musk]

i know

[mortal obsidian]

I'm not insulting anyone!

[rancid dome]

My favorite faction, the NFTs

[solar glacier]

How do RP servers actually work, like is everyone serious?

is it a breach rp or just a before the breach rp?

[mortal obsidian]

I express the opinion of the Russian community, it is the same.

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/bored-ape-yacht-club-nft-cool-nfts-gif-23884160

[mortal obsidian]

actually, this is a serious breach rp. an 100 %

[solar glacier]

sounds cool

[rancid dome]

Monkeys storm into the site

[analog musk]

I think the best thing will be to endure whatever they give us, whether we like it or not. I've already made many upgrades to my PC to not notice any positive changes in the game, and that is frustrating.

[analog musk]

I am from Mexican community, and I've noticed that most of the players I knew can no longer play with the recent update because it is now more demanding.

[mortal obsidian]

and how do you imagine on a serious RP project, where there is a violation of the conditions of detention, chaos and so on. Does the Security Service look like a store security guard?!

[analog musk]

😔

[solar glacier]

my pc is poop so you can imagine what SL does to it

my frames drop lowwww

[mortal obsidian]

I had no problems with FPS, only problems with updating in terms of "innovations" @analog musk

[cloud musk]

ngl the facility guards in this game do be looking like hte avrg mall security

[solar glacier]

the facility guard morphs?

[mortal obsidian]

BANG!

[solar glacier]

yeah i mean they dont look as "tactical" as they probably should

[sleek estuary]

respectfully, SCPSL is not a RP/RP server game at all, if you want to RP, you should do it on gmod, that game is built around RP

[analog musk]

My PC is powerful, yet the game is still very unstable. I just had bad luck, that's all 😦

[solar glacier]

but they said something about wanting them to be more casual looking for a reason

like they wanted the SCPF to seem like a normal workspace or something

[proven crest]

yo wait

[mortal obsidian]

nah

[proven crest]

so

nvm

[cloud musk]

ngl I feel like giving them sort of helmet would help

[analog musk]

Like what?

[solar glacier]

yeah

a helmet would be alright

[cloud musk]

maybe the helmet with the glass sheild idk

[solar glacier]

but it could be worse, they could have no bulletproof vest

[mortal obsidian]

I've already written this, read it above.

[solar glacier]

and just be walking in there like an office worker

[analog musk]

Oh i see

[cloud musk]

bro would get demoted from mall guard to armed civilian X_X

[solar glacier]

yo northwood staff...when we gonna get the cafeteria and the chef class?

[mortal obsidian]

Apparently, they believe that the guards of the complex, where dangerous anomalies are located, are dressed like store guards. lmao

[solar glacier]

i read a fortune cookie and it said it was to be true

[cloud musk]

still remember that 1 server that had a cafeteria, dissapeared though

[solar glacier]

yeah see that logic is kinda strange, it doesn't sit right with me idk

[analog musk]

The coin still has no use and has its own animation

[solar glacier]

id rather they have something more to look a little more professional

[mortal obsidian]

A lot of things in this game don't add up to ent. delusion

[solar glacier]

even if their main job is guarding the Class-D and acting as prison guards, whilst the MTF are the ones who deal with the SCPs

[crystal reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1257805332655378602/1306980817603661855/caption.gif

[cloud musk]

I also find it funny they only give most of the mtf a pistol round while the chaos get heavy freaking assault rifles

[solar glacier]

youd imagine since the guards are expected to fight hostile combatants like the CI they'd have better gear

[solar glacier]

a yap session on why the facility guard should look cooler

[crystal reef]

Ah lmao nice

[solar glacier]

its just the SMG

the mtf does have better rifles but only the higher ranks get them

and smgs are usually good for close quarters combat, fast

still the chaos do technically outgun the MTF in general

[steep summit]

honestly MTF's weapon choice is more realistic than CI's

[mortal obsidian]

wow

[steep summit]

but it's done this way stylistically

[solar glacier]

i dunno much about guns but i know SMGs are used by swat teams for close quarters

probably cause they are lighter, smaller easier to move with

[mortal obsidian]

hubert, can u answer for my questions. please?

[steep summit]

which one?

[mortal obsidian]

I wrote above, pinging you.

[steep summit]

I don't answer loaded questions lol

[mortal obsidian]

ok

[cloud musk]

Well yeah the vector is used quite a bit but like I feel like heavier weapons would be better against you know very strong scps

[solar glacier]

i forgot the name of the rifle the next mtf rank uses but it's really good

[cloud musk]

e-11

[solar glacier]

yeah

[cursive river]

i think i remmeber something abt how they're moreso designed to fight just class-d

[solar glacier]

so just pray the people with those dont die

[cursive river]

that was one of the gun's flavor text

[primal owl]

In the latest updates I ran into a problem and a very horrible one at that. SCP-939's butt has lost its former volume (used to be like an apple =3 ) and reflects the environment badly.... All of this is very frustrating and doesn't catch my eye when running down the hallway. Does anyone know if this will be fixed in the next update?

[solar glacier]

yeah i said they were like prison guards esentially

not too well armed

but when they go up against the CI raiding the site

they should be able to gear up with some better armor

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-gif-15687325833433865178

this message brings out my darkside, violence boiling up inside my soul

[primal owl]

https://tenor.com/view/supersorrell-revenge-of-the-sixth-revenge-of-the6th-star-wars-lightsaber-gif-25608522

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-resisting-urge-mario-judah-discord-gif-23317319

ill post it for u dw

https://tenor.com/view/supersorrell-revenge-of-the-sixth-revenge-of-the6th-star-wars-lightsaber-gif-25608522

[primal owl]

My hero.

[cloud musk]

you know were screwed when we all collectively just decide to stay on surface

[solar glacier]

when it doubt surface camp

[cloud musk]

there literelly playing russian roullete lol

[solar glacier]

we technically own the site, as long as they dont make it out the facility we chillin

naval blockade ahh strategy

[fallow kite]

Where's that one guy in the server who got caught grooming kids

Is he still here?

[rancid dome]

@inland condor You know the word's blocked mate, why don't you just stop it yeah?

[primal owl]

Once a squad of Chaos Rebels of my comrades came and played with a revolver in the folk, Russian roulette for 5 minutes.... Only I survived... But suddenly the lights went out and the street was filled with SCP. I ran, resisted, struggled and managed to get to the elevator of exit B. I frantically tried to press the elevator call button as the SCPs came closer and closer to me. And finally the cherished elevator door opened... and then SCP-939 (jumped) sat on top of me. The moral of my brief story is that this game develops not paranoia, but a love of having two-meter tall, red and beautiful creatures jumping on you.

[fallow kite]

Did that guy actually groom a kid

[rancid dome]

You know what else is funny?

!warn @inland condor repeated filter bypass

[snow umbra]

r1sky_tester75#0 has been muted in this server.

[rancid dome]

I... probably should've checked that bit first

[fallow kite]

Why is that word filtered

[rancid dome]

I forgor the reason, if I gotta be honest

[latent jackal]

NSFW

[rancid dome]

Just don't do it again, simple

[subtle sundial]

sigma

moments in slcord

[latent jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/consequences-cat-gif-6581548611274851813

[civic wharf]

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[steep summit]

scaries stories

[nova goblet]

I is sleep in my beds while I scrolls on my phone, I looks at the corners and see scary demon guy, he is tells me, "Your refrigerator is runnings"

[tough tapir]

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