#general-chat
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mfw mfs say they're going to hang a Sock up near the fire
mfw I remember I can't send media
Hubert
Ngl, the sock is gonna burn
Because it's near the fire
I saw Hubert bloodmoon once and it was glorious
awwe
We have to spread some jollyness in Mozambique
please sir. May I have some jolliness this fine winter month? I do enjoy the joy of christmas
nah
that was the gif I was trying to send
so jolly!
Jolly
ive never celebrated christmas :( but looks fun!
hello gays and gals
P
what did u just call me
I only have, just but 5p and I have but none joyous jolly feelings in my heart. Oh please just a slice of jolliness for a poor gwimgly?
hi!

why not :(
ja
i wasnt really familiar with the christmas hype until coming to america
which again looks awesome
hohoho racism
funniest part about christmas is the fact its pagan in origin and jesus was born in september
wasn't it based on the Yggdrasil tree?
chesd nords roasring on and open fiere
it was mostly based around the fact it started getting brighter again
jack forsr nipping ar your norse
its symbolism still sources from it tho
decorating evergreen trees was a common habit for ancient civilizations
the christmas tree is atleast
Real traditional pagan Christmas get drunk and go outside, light the tree on fire, and throw corn kernels at it; optional to cross-dress
you forgot the actual massive feast part...
how jolly are we feeling
I'm saving my jolly
enis
really jolly but only if a 7900 xtx randomly landed on my doorstep
well aslong as you were on your best behaviour im sure santa will come through
Hi guys, I wanted to ask a question, we are looking at how to host a scp server in Chile, but I have seen the videos for the host but it won't let me do it, does anyone know how I can do it?
Hi, mind opening a server ticket in #technical-support
question
will the flam flam's return in the game files?
they are always here
I got auto modded but I don’t think I had anything bad in the message
legit just a tenor link
1507 only for christmas
can I send you smth in dms?
so they will return in the Xmas update?
Oh chistmas tree oh Christ mes tre
development is currently focused on 14.0 and are discussing about christmas.
Just copy and paste the Christmas update from last year
yes please
Trust sl players won’t care
i want the flamingo horde back
what does this weird radio d-
it's not really as simple as "copy-paste" the same christmas update from before to current
there was a decent amount of staff testing to get halloween update ready.
click the "add feature" button
silly goober
like finding bug issues?
etc?
let the players do it
finding bugs, fixed said bugs, test again to find other bugs, repeat until stable enough.
„Christmas beta“
Will scp-559 return on jolly christmas?
obviously
it just depends if dev team would work on the christmas patch or keep continuing on 14.0
again, they're currently discussing about christmas patch.
no promises.
Cool
i saw what you deleted @hoary hazel
hap holly day yippi
♪ last christmas i commited tax fraud... and much more like that... ♪
😭
Is there a statistic on how long it typically takes for an update to be released after the public beta becomes available?
no
NetherDragon i'll hunt you down.
i mean
you could look at each public beta ever and then the time it took since that public beta for a complete release
i don't have minecraft
and make an estimate
Yes, I know how it works. My question was specifically whether someone has already done this.
ok then no i believe
thanks
every versions takes at least 1-3 years to be made
Don't say anything
May
what is that thing
it looks like SL zombie
but green
It took Northwood five years to make this new SCP-049-2.
No.
@eager wadi bot
@dull ferry
no
Yeah me neither.
Can i pay in 173Coins
I don't like mod mail. 💔
guess i cant pay in 173Coins
better then dyno
Dyno when I play /rps with my nut sack.
I thought that guy only sent in what the automod blocked lol
Oh well
It's not healthy to talk about yourself like that...

did the bot get manually banned
i will call you slurs
🤨
Well I banned it so yea
wait yall have access to manually ban people
thats crazy
i thought only overseers and nathan
like right click user > ban?
yeah
wait so where did u do the command
Well I can't perma technically
cuz i dont see it
You don't see that channel
yea i figured it out
nathan must hate me cuz i ping him almost every time 😭
If you want you can ping me lol
If I'm in dnd I check discord every few minutes since I have 2 monitors
real
real.
Cool
Blender 3D
.GIF
This chat is now Festive
Jolly chat
: (
santa literally comes and gives presents personally here in norway
you are STUPID!!!
Anyone can try to give me one the their staffs nickname?
guys is it possible to make public beta server? will it even be possible at some point during this beta?
what kinda language
santa isnt real
explain how he personally gives me presents then!
its an impersonator
What's the difference between santa bringing presents to everyone in one night and an impersonator bringing presents to everyone in one night?
so no, it is real santa
Sounds a lot like santa to me
yes it is
how?
You can follow this instruction to set up a public beta server #technical-support message
because it aint santa
Why does it matter if he does the same thing
If you need help setting up a server in general here is a quick tutorial for that https://scpsl.notion.site/Hosting-a-Server-101-cd3ce9d1fab84f6b8b15be7f678ad8ba
since its not actually santa lol
a nice guy who gives presents is still a nice guy who gives presents
thats exactly what i was looking for, thank you so much!
i just needed a beta (branch?) name
XD
right but it aint santa
Anyone?
Tumble weed floats by
quick question
how do i get rid of radmin vpn on my dedicated server?
so people can join without it
'Cause I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle (Jingle, jangle)
As I go ridin' merrily along (Jingle, jangle)
And they sing, "Oh, ain't you glad you're single" (Jingle, jangle)
And that song ain't so very far from wrong (Jingle, jangle)
okay everybody, due to the warning i got for just expressing my love for donkey shit, i will not be saying anything more about donkey shit or my love for it, i’m so deeply sorry for everyone who was looking forward to my recorded logs, but this is the final time. thank you everyone 💙
Are we deadass
yes, we are deadass
you monster
its ok ur apology is accepted
do you think its
justified to roleplay as an alcoholic father of 2
and abandon my children
Random yap
We love breen
💔
if i react to scp 1507 role do i lose skeleton one
no
men
I think the devs should add a new feature to 106
if he enters stalking mode while on top of his cage, he automatically gets recontained
it's a genius idea
Thats shit idea
he went into his cage, why is he not contained?
True
the thing you walk on is the magnets
oh
well not THE thing you walk on
even in the old heavy?
but it is the magnets base
yes
I think
or smthn
idk
I forgor
but anyhow the thing you walk on is NOT larry's containement
Damn.
If this feature will be added, People will start ruining game by recontaiming
they should add larry's cage and make it so if he enters stalk while on top of it he gets recontained
if people wanted to throw the game as larry they would just jump into the void
True
which is faster
But thats shit idea
I think northwood resources should be better spent elsewhere
(optimization)
(updating 15.0)
you wouldn't know shit idea if it was yo momma👎
they call me scp-666
Optumization is the best thing NorthWood can do instead of making game way more laggy
true
you know
they should make it so larry is physically unable to kill the scientists they're too old for him to be interested
well in the lore larry usually stays in hibernation and comes out of being in the wall rarely
he's not just walking around on earth looking for people
but that wouldn't make good game design now would it
exactly!
actually why the fuck do the security guards have to deal with this
they don't
they're literally just regular guys with guns put these guys in the breach shelter
they aren't ment to deal with anaomlies breaching
AAAAAAAAAAAA ÀAAAAAA ÀAAAAAA ÀAAAAAA ÀAAAAAA ÀAAAAAA ÀAAAAAA ÀAAAAAA ÀAAAAAA ÀAAAAAA
that's mtf job
"they're supposed to escort personnel out of the site" then gives them no items capable of opening the exit
don't come back
unplug your fridge 
lmao
dumb decision
lmao
is your refrigerator running?
i believe control is supposed to open them for the guard
better plug it back in then
i was gonna make that joke smh

add a scanner that only fg can use, if there's no scientists or detained D-Class at the exit the door don't open
or that guards can request to open the gate if there is a MTF Commander
make commander actually command shit instead of just having a good gun
The guards you play are entrance ones
They just peacekeep and identify whoever goes through the checkpoint to heavy
they are supposed to give orders
Plus I would suspect all gates are open and cassie is the one who shut them down
Via containement breach protocol
who actually listens to commanders
Hubert said so somewhere iirc saying they don't need riot armor cuz they are entrance guards who just peacekeep and
Make people go throw checkpoint to heavy
Old ass screenshot ik but still worke
RPlayers ig
Listening to the captain is also generally a good idea cuz he has the lmg
they need a better ai then, mf cassie won't even let people evacuate
So protecting him is nice for that firepower
And also adrenaline can save your ass in a pinch
If the captain is willing to give it
how about we just kill him and eat his body
I must ask of you all, has the word "Separate" always been spelled that way, I had assumed it was spelled "Seperate", but I guess I've been lied to for all of existance
Because if they open the gate the scps will breach out to surface and then this will be a huge headache for mtf to clean up
Better to have the site on lockdown
Better everyone dying but scps are contained there than some people living but scps get to run wild
why don't the doors automatically shut
In the foundation eyes at least
dumbass ai cassie
maybe 079 re-opens them and cassie cannot do anything
Would be a headache to program for certain
about it
what if 079 didn't breach👎
maybe he did, and the rounds without him is when he was already re-contained
hinge doors update when
wait, if the facility guards are just guarding entrance why do they have access to low rank scps?
i actually prefer sliding doors ngl
??
the only scp guards have access to is 914
What
which is the lowest clearance possible
Yeah even janitors can open 914
d-class?
the access card for guards has access to safe scps
civilian?
literally every card has 914 access
the point is the guard is only supposed to be in entrance
who remembers private keycard?
buddy it was like less than 2 years ago
ur not that guy
maybe to unlock the containment chambers if there's people inside
and janitors are supposed to have security when they're in an scp, I think?
what are you talking about rn
it's common sense that a d-class wouldn't be trusted alone in an scp, if that's what you meant?
janitors are janitors
Maybe they make d class do labour but they won't give them a janitor's card
Hi chat
are they really? I thought they were just trusted d-class
No
NO!!!
Why the hell would the foundation EVER trust a d class
well not really trusted just
They don’t
I think
trusted to be let out of his cell for like five minutes with sufficient security
I would bet good behavior is rewarded with like more bathroom trips and more food lmfoa
That is all
Maybe special menu for really good behaving d boys
Nothing more
alright I have a maybe good question this time
they're death row inmates, you think they are getting better meals just because they behave?
why is shy guy kept in a 1x1 box
If it's a bad question I will ping a mod to ban you
because he's in the closet
with a completely average door that's not even reinforced
I’ve send you something
Smaller box = less pressure sensors = less money on the foundation end
nobody is supposed to open it
Horrible
the point is shy guy can break that easily
least suspicious ip logger
if he is enraged
Shy guy won't break it if he's not mad
Ci plush is the Best plushie (please sir let me go)
Aka if he is docile
in a closed box nobody would see him except with a picture or live camera feed
and i don't think the foundation would allow cameras there
im pretty sure 096 room is also going to get a rework eventually
usually it's best to prepare for the worst, right?
I mean he can tear down any door the foundation puts there but atleast slow him down a bit
it legit will not slow him down no matter how strong it is
NOTHING will stop him in the lore
in the lore
@snow umbra have you ever seen any footage of SCP-096
this game is NOT lore accurate
true
As long as he is docile you can put a wooden door
Your questions are
And to answer them I have to point out the lore
Attach a picture of Scp-096 to scp-173’s head
that's a warcrime
they are currently patching scp sl on geforcenow is this about the christmas update?
Whar
anyone knows
alright another very good question
if 079 hacked a tv or a computer, do you think he could display things on it?
yes
also i know where you going with this 
yea he could do that easily
this would make the game very fun and interactive
no
also 079 and 096 cant exist in the same round anyways unless you play stinky 40 player games
also they should replace 096 with an AI who doesn't run out of rage until all of his targets are dead
very fun
what
fun and lore accurate
they already have ai
what lore are you even being accurate to
people can't just escape shy guy by going down an elevator
so you want it to be the witch from l4d2 versus
no I want lore accuracy
yea but thats what it would be
make all the scps except dog and puter unkillable
rename media chat to merry chat
but dog is less killable than 049
doesn't his document say something about it being really hard/impossible to terminate him, or am I just remembering wrong
its a big chunk of flesh
049 is literally just a guy
realistically you could shoot him once and he'd drop
it's literally just a red dog
its literally just a red dog that has no organs or blood
just set it on fire
ok yeah if i shoot a red dog with no organs or blood in the head and light it on fire its dead
if you do one of these things with 049 he is also dead

you don't know if 049 can actually die
because like
i made it up
and the article says nothing about it
bro he has a normal skeleton for the most part
if scp CB is accurate, I don't think you can kill him which is why the ntf run from him. you can just calm him down and that's it
also
What's stopping me from saying he's not invincible
CB is not lore accurate at all
wait
im dyslexic
there
/search 049-d
fuck
i hate that commadn
is that why computer doesn't kiss me on the cheek after I give him full control to the site
Doesn't work in #general-chat
why
cannon
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
bro died
get down mister president
gods strongest research supervisor💔
i bought this with a stolen credit card
W
😬
can u share the card with me
I'm sorry for your loss
speaking of roles, how do you get the serpents hand role I love serpents hand🤤
serpent's handed 🤤
just become serpents hand ez
Become level 50 or boost the server :D
send me 10 million dollars
which of the three do I pick
well the first two are obviously trying to decieve you
have you been sent 10 million dollars before
yes
why do you need more
how do you think all the serpents hands got their role
i never said i needed any, its just a part of the process to become serpents hand
PJGames has business to attend to
in like chaos theory or what
"buisness" (drugs and hookers)
chaos theory is unique in the way that the matches that are supposedly only 20 minutes feel like 2 hours of spectating, and every spawn wave has dumber and dumber people
this statement is: true
i tried playing chaos theory once, i left (too much reading)
there's a lot of cool stuff they added, would be real fun to actually be able to use it at some point
northwood should hire me as official cool guy
so like Dr brights then
dr brights is fun
But they have an official cool guy (me)
that one more fun
less annoying 10 year olds
but i still dont like heavily modded servers
can i at least be official mediocre guy?
We don't have any of those yet
I don't like modded servers at all..
You should apply
a few qol plugins are okay but nothing that changes the game
yeah I love being 035 before being shot down cause there's seven ntf around me and I have no time to grab my gun
it's nice to be able to try out skeleton after being extremely unlucky during halloween
and not getting him a single time...
i hate skeleton
hes actually way too good
skeleton players either walk around the edge of the map for the entire match or think they can trick an entire spawn wave by disguising as a scientist
and it somehow works
until said skeleton is on my team, and he gets shot down instantly
or when I get to be skeleton and I get three pink candies in a row
guys I have something to admit, you are all on an episode of undercover boss and I am actually John L. Northwood
you are all fired
I dont have to prove myself to you
either way I mostly like modded servers cause of serpents hand representation
barely see any games even acknowledge serpents hand existing
whats a serpents hand?
you're so right
"shut the fuck up" said the fuck yous guy
in modded servers they are literally nothing like serpents hand
big sad
and big dumb
exactly
wait you're telling me scp isn't made up by this game?
why don't I get to blast a guy with my cool book
does he know?
you're telling me a secret laboratory made this scp?
what next, scp containment breach takes place in an scp containment breach?
I recently found this cheap copy of scp sl called "SCP Containment Breach" it was like sl but single player, pretty stupid in my opinion
what next, scp 5000 takes place in scp 5000???
stop sending things pertaining to my message before I send my message >:(
I'm sorry mister northwood
I don't even think the serpents hand would work with any of the scps except maybe 079
sure they wanna release scps but bro fuck larry
dont play dumb with me, I know what you are
larry is a literal demon
mhm. Like I believe that
we do partake in a little trolling
you get banned

so
im actually 27
they see weirder on the daily
Desensitized to weirdness
and why specifically people with a nine-tailed fox fursona?
the ntf...
yeah those guys
oh my god
oh my golly
does the d in d-class stand for delightful
oh the weather outside is frightful and the fire is so delightful
lmao
oh the sigmas outside are rizzy and the but you are so ski-di-bi
The d in d-class stands for d-OH-SHIT-WE-ARE-GONNA-DIE
death-class
ok buddy get out
but im John L Northwood :(
dclass-suicide prevention line: [redacted]
who is that
shut up PJGames
ban this guy
Why did it get deleted 😭
you were stupided
stoopid
nuh uh
"mhu uh" peak
shut up loser
D1 hater over here
Says the sl player to another sl ayer
you two should just stop.
Destiny 1 does suck though....
you're also a loser
Destiny 2 too
but why
me when the um y'know uhh
you're getting skinned alive
but it does!
no i dont
he is right tho
source:
destiny best game
bad
I am very qualified to speak on Destiny
given that I have 2000 hours on the entire franchise
me too
its bad (i dont even have it downloaded)
i have over 10k on both games
life?
im just good at time management
yeah?
LOL the discord blocked the word "gya##
POV my brainrot in 2024:
@idle shard please obliterate this person
I am the skeleton
wudidido
I censored it 😭
cencored
cencored
We are the one
Nuh uj
What’s the song ref again?
No wanna get banned
Chaos insurgency
And won't leave the building until our task is done
Chaos insurgency song by leroi lol
Yeah ehhh never ehhh talk again? Thanks….
Did i do sth wrong tho😭
buddy
zip it
glenn leroi is da goat
and all his songs are peak
even if the lyrics are kinda cheesy sometimes
is there an official date where 14.0 stops being beta
before the end of 2024
anyone know how to get gamechat to work
everytime i have my mic connected it doesnt let me talk
make sure you MIC is set to system defualt and the Right mic is used in settings
ty
If used correctly your mic should look like this
Anyone else crashing like crazy on the beta? My pc will completely freeze 5 minutes after joining a server
Literally every leroi vocals:
I am (scp) and i do whatever that scp does
Goes with an absolute banger beat
You might need to open a ticket with the tech support team in technical-support, someone can help you further there!
same
Will do thanks!
guh
Is SL supposed minimize out of the screen in exclusive fullscreen when clicking on a second monitor because it just started doing it for me
when new hand models
when will they stop putting their hands in oil
mtf gloves greasy as fuck
Guys sl currently says patching on geforce now
real
yes
give it time
i saw that and i started making the "1 day without sl" jokes
I feel like this has a meaning involving 14.0
prob doesnt
When i saw fortnite with it an update came out afterwords
if they release 14.0 early
ill cry bc i dont wanna see those ugly ass models
other than the chaos i like that one
any northwood mods online? there is a cheater running around... EU #1

this is why ill never buy Metro Awakening , the spiderbugs crawling over your face and arm is bad enough outside of VR, in VR it would be 10x more terrifying
Ah?
a prequel to 2033 iirc
yeag
@steep summit How many plushies would i need to buy to talk to Narlor?
i will go in debt for this
Ight fuck you @snow umbra
dont talk to cassie like that : o
hes just a funny little ai
Wanna know the best idea? Nominating Egg for the Steam game of the year
He’s color blind
a GRAVE crime has been committed a couple messages above your message
please investigate, officer grinch
nuh uhh
nukes can deliver presents to your house
its called radiation poisoning
Calm down Doctor gaster
thats crazy
merry
THEY HAVE TADC ON NETFLIX WHAG THE FUCK
Me when :3
Boo
buisness buisness buisness

eated the blue 🔵 lobter??
He eate the blu loboster
😔
Does it hurt the lobster?
Flamgo
flamingo gang
Deer santa, plis gib me iphon
☹️
Whoops
How much will the damage from the status effect of burning from A7 hit or a grenade explosion be increased?
good night chat
What if instead of shy guy we had freak guy
😧
I’m only here because I want embed
Northwood X Epic Games
Waiting for the flamingo back bling
“Shy guy has breached containment and is now cranking 90s”
Real

.
why the fuck does 1366x768 exist
like who the fuck woke up and decided "let's make a 683:384 ratio resolution"
UNO
I use it
do you play Arcade or Realistic?
simulation
what was simulation again?
realistic but more realistic
then you're getting sent to an Ace Combat 7 MP lobby, where everybody can have up to 292 missiles with the right plane and parts 
the least equipped plane you can find there has 62 missiles and 16 rockets
yuop
dont you fucking hiss at me you little shit!
Find the odd one out
Steam Deck
Ghost of sushi man
fc25
Thats a fucking lie
steam deck on top sellers?
H-h-hell nah
none they're all like 30
how can i fix this problem? 'rejected due to exceeding the rate limit.'
thnks

!maid
@meager slate

Does anybody know... How long will beta last? And when 14.0 will see the release?
I don't think a definitive date has been announced yet.
Wrapping you up and gifting you away
Hello Auro

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lmfao
how do i send images
Hello everyone, please help me, I banned myself on the local server and now I can’t get unbanned, my character simply doesn’t exist when I join
What
Like the local hosted server?
If yes you can go here AppData\Roaming\SCP Secret Laboratory\config\PortNumber (default is 7777) and look for your ban in either the IpBans.txt or UserIdBans.txt
(Both)
tysm
You'll need to keep talking and engaging with the community to get to level 10
yt shorts streams are so brainrot
You get -4
Gift me people playground to get image perms
i love the stream
NOO PLEASE GIVE ME MY $4 BACK
THIEF
@eager wadi how do I play the beta?!!!!!1
Okay okay!!
Select the beta
In SCPSL steam proprieties
Go to beta
And download it
u must be delete scp add more psychics,sound,gore,when you run at d class personnel ur outfit gonna change and delete micro hid and all her variables
because it is not real
as if youll play it lol
ngl this new juice wrld album mid
mani love kitties
i talking about another kitties
LET ME POST CATS
it like
peak pfp@fallow kite
#pet-pictures !!!

juice wrld died of drugs
I have similar thoughts after first listening
like yea, kinda disrespectful tho


