#general-chat
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lb or kg
Gordon Shepherd... in the flesh, or in that Military Suit
i'm gonna assume kg
Kg
rise and grind freeman
my metabolism is fucked
i think my metabolism is slow
Me
liquid calories
i got told 102lb is average weight for a 5'3 female
Everything I eat goes into maintaining my current weight anyways
102 is like
So I can't get heavier at all
how to become the evil fucking skeleton
Slow metabolism was better back then
calories isnt the problem, everything is
Now people hate it
been trying to gain weight for a while its going very slowly and its hard š°
vitamin c
i've been trying to lose weight since i was like
i think 11
i've lost and everytime i lose weight
i gain it back somehow
why do you consider yourself overweight
my doctor says i'm overweight
he dont know shit
i don't like the way my stomach looks
or any part of my body tbf
i think i'm just insecure
most likely if u say any part
every day
because i was raised with the beauty standards of the average white woman
so like
tall, skinny, blonde hair blue eyes
no more christmas
imagine caring about modern beauty standards
i don't
but like it's what i was raised with up to around
i think around 9-10
i stopped caring
I have never understood why people find putting on a bunch of products beautiful
or fucking starving yourself
it makes me feel pretty for the time
honestly i prefer someone thats not super skinny like you need to actually somewhat care about what u eat
yeah but it's usa
anytime i actually eat properly for a week
i gain 10lb
90% of my diet is like
salads btw
on purpose?
salads and pasta
the salads? kinda
i can't digest most foods properly
because of what happened with my old meds
thats not what I meant by that...
if you don't fit social media beauty standards
oh
I meant people who do it because 'beauty"
i used to be anorexic when i was younger
oh yeah thats stupid
so i gained weight because i got called a skeleton
and then i gained weight and now i get called fat
like what the fuck
i just gave up on listening to peoples opinions
ppl that openly call others fat is wild
funny thing
I understand why you would like to live healthy
And some people misunderstood what healthy means
ok but the difference is
he talks shit about everyone
and then expects people to respect him
even when hes sober
I'm borderline malnourished, and its fucking terrible
why do people do this WILLINGLY
SL community is dying out
dont
i literally told my grandma that and she told me
"you're nauseous, go to school"
mind you everytime i've said i'm sick
why are u about to vomit
she either ignores it or says she hs the same provlems
Learn at home
i mean just go to school and throw up all over the floor and make a scene
i doubt they wont send you home
i take the bus
then throw up all over the bus
It reminds me of one guy who wasn't allowed to go to a toilet in the school
What exam
thats a thing
thats against the law (at least in the usa)
ah yes and she called me
to yell at me
because "oh you're making excuses"
i guess being sick out of my ass is an excuse
Finals til a long break until feb
well its very common but i was there
schools don't care about shit like that
until they're getting sued
What subjects
i gave up on trying to get an education in usa
my finals are next week! yay!
schools are very good at ignoring health and mental issues
it's the fact that my online friends care more than my family
about my mental and physical health issues
Teachers sometimes become teachers because of them being sadistic
i could be dying and i'd still get told i have to go to school
i got lucky i've had some
really nice teachers in hs
except for 1 of them he got fired
Oh wow
One of my teachers tried to hit on me once
a lot of my classmates don't like tjem
Lucky you!
because my teachers hate when people don't do their work
and talk the whole class period
Is this cover going to be changed also? With new mtf
theres always one
no please don't say that
spooked combine in blue!
Pookie...
Im gonna hold your hand when im gonna say that
man i dont miss school at all
oh my god hes the
what a waste of time
Me who
i won't miss it
the guy from the hit game
are u not still in hs
Shits
i mean i just dropped out waited till i was 18 then took my ged test got my ged then went to trade school
uni highkey one of the best times
they're trying to put me in like
boarding school or smth
cps is
cps does more harm then good
yep
so i got yelled at
'the consequences of not going are bad' she's acting like i don't know that
i had over 100 absences last year and
i only failed 2 classes
Is there a date to the beta 14.0 ends?
My gut feeling tells me it's not soon
i hope very soon
Like mid 2025
gamers dont get dates
Ayo
the revolver did not need a flashlight
I started playing in summer, previous update of SCP happends the same? First beta and after months ends?
That's why you shouldn't hope it's very soon
if i wanted to see in the dark i'd put a flashlight on my shotgun
I'll take "bad takes" for 500
the reason its so glitchy is because theres 30 diffrent meshes for one object
it's so ugly and it doesn't make sense
ur on ur own for that
why would i want to see in the dark
I can't remember how it was before, I don't think we had open betas before
why play sl when you can play Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin
i don't want to stay alive as a slave
Or CS 2
when there's like 2 people alive

add sprinting
Let zombies pick up guns
Bc 049 wont get all his potential out
Legalize suicide!!!
049 never gets his potential out
he fucking sucks
sl players when 80% of the classes are fucking dogshit to play as
Nothing says when i did 30 kills with 049
that's only okay on mayhem servers
what's your point
SL players when 90% of sl players are dogshit
who gaf
SL players when they realize that if they just shoot the SCPs they go away:
touch everyone and leave
Thats exactly what i did as last SCP Alive and they needed active nuke
that's what you're supposed to do
true, but I meant dogshit as in quality not power
fuck you mean?
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Full MTF squad can kill an scp in like 5 seconds
not fun is what I mean
when i walk up on the dog pouncing onto a chaos
because they are deaf
and don't know how to open a door from the side
do you just want to play as an scp 100 percent of the time?
no
Exactly but what youāll see 95% of the time is half the mtf panic and run away
yes i love playing 106
most of the dogshit are the scps
i think you just have a skill issue
I rather play any class other than scp 100 percent of the time
(Because I suck at scp)
ah yes, the classic skill issue argument in a discussion about FUN
bring back dog being able to talk
i qoute "most of the dogshit are the scps"
Bro thinks he's an old
what if larry set himself on fire
that's what you get from that
I don't get it, did you know that it was in game
?
yes
also bring back kate norris
yo fuck the internet haha
Bring back mtf private card, I hate being able to open gate
bring back old adrenaline just being
a fucking syringe
they should bring back dumb shit like being able to stand on lightbulbs
I LOVE INJECTING MYSELF WITH DRUGS WHILE RUNNING FROM SCPS!
why u talking about drugs uve never tried once in ur life?
Make Halloween candy permanent
replace everything in game with Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin
is this guy slow
yes
does he know? 
Bro's early
no you dont
lobotmie
corpriaton
oh lobotomy central
Basically
were you there when i said "guys we need to touch white obama"
i saw kaleidoscope in my eyes never talk to me again
and then we all died except for 2 guys
Probably I was there for a lot
Itās all a blur now
12-4 truly is a false lead 
You're dead
Make all the SCPs lore accurate
As in if it mentions they canāt die they canāt in game
Make him stop being a pussy after getting shot a little
how the fuck are u lowtaber on SILVERS LOL
whar
That has to count as a death
I do believe we'll get a unique plage doctor animation for his "recontainement" once we get his rework and new model
Maybe he surrenders??
Thereās gonna be a rework?
At some point yes
āYeah man Iām doneā
Him and zombies do be needing a rework
no hes sleepy
what is with people saying
Where's flamingo
"well thats the past" over someone dying
this is me dying as -2
049 will get a new model? hell yeah
If we just kill everyone all crimes go away, homelessness ends, and world peace is immediate
true...
Not new!!
But at some point..
Surface rework
Man I am so peak at naming updates
"thats why she can barely walk" WHAT.
Nw should hire me fr!
functioning toilets
and the doors have to work too
Embed fail..
How get embed perms
lvl10
Laugh at this user
i think
Yea lvl 10 for embed perms
All i will do is laugh at you for getting coal this year's Christmas.
coals
Dead chatš



You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
We gonna experience black ops zombies in scp sl once again
PLEASE NORTHWOOD KEEP SCP 1507 FOREVER
Atleast in RA
yes Yes YES
also funny enough, 049 can make 1507-049-2 instances
the longest SCP number in gaming till date lol
and yeah, they all become flamingo zombies
where do i make a ticket
For what kind of issue?
ban appeal does not work it says - You have exceeded the character limit for the details field.
Like a G-ban appeal?
Yes Global
if you hit the character limit you'll need to shorten your message
is it 1000 words max or characters
no
Well that's probably why it isn't working
mb
nw needs to keep 1507 forever in console like they did with skely
3114 is being removed from RA in 14.0
Take it to a publisher bro damn
whhyyyyyyyyyy
Causes game crashes with the new models and the code of 3114 isn't up to our standers
dang
:(
Finally some good news
leaving 3114 or 1507 in the game after 14.0 will cause optimisation issues for players even if the server isn't spawning them in
Code is a funny thing.
based transparency
So 3114 is Halloween only now
Alongside those SCP's backend spaghetti code leaving the game in shambles, This is not even considering the fact that certain SCPs do not at all belong in base-game.
For now, yes
is christmas gonna be same like will flamingos and other stuff are gonna be there?
christmas trees again?
Let's go
Itās over
currently not confirmed
What is the jolly update like is it better then halloween
christmas yay

general festive š

There's a lot on our plates as of right now with the public beta still ongoing. if the game designers and programmers have the time they'll work on importing the features from the 2023 Anniversary and Christmas event into the new framework of 14.0.
But nothing is confirmed for this time.
Hello, every time I start the game it suddenly freezes after about 20 seconds and I have to restart the game making it unplayable. Does anyone know a solution?
Do i play boblox or scp secret lab
And seeing this as friend request
š¦©

How does one come up with making flamingo an scp
I, personally, am hoping that we get some christmas features this year as I believe fighting 1507 within the new HCZ will be a fun and horrifying experience for alot of players
I think the main idea came from this image
Yea like do they read almost every scp wiki to find some???
i would waste all of my life time if nw makes flamingos playable even if it is not christmas
Black ops..
PLEASE KEEP 1057 IN RA
@orchid kraken
Did the mods fix the new scp bug or still not
guys i think theres a bug in the new update.......
There's a duplication bug
i also found this
If you're not talking about that
hold on let me record it
Yeah send it in their bug report website
ehhh wheres that?
Idk make a ticket and ask a mod
Alright lemme get an admin friend and go in scp empire
I'll rec
Ah
Thats why
!rep @rancid dome
You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!
still remember that dream
everyday i wake up to work
and see that beautiful morning
with so colorful orange surrounds the skies
Egg
that makes u feel... alive
Actually i gotta make sure if this isnt a map editor build
how do i know when i get answered on my ban appeal
If ur talking about the beta then yeah thereās bugs
hello chat
Big nose
I wonder why french ppl are hate

this is why we should bomb france
did they add flamingos ???
no
but i want them
Okay guys
Antguypl wants scp 1507
Northwood add them
southwod plaease
Southsteel when Northwood shows up
Theres already 12 warheads in site-02
we need more

1% chance to detonate the alpha warhead if you shoot it with the X-3 particle disrupter
what if you could launch 39 nukes
That's not how warheads work but alright
Trust me I know my things
Correct
AI created
No
God
soul atar
š¦©
Eat glass
FLAMINGO
sand better
Glass is fried sand.

sand still better
actually im not polish
hello best friebd

The good old Helldivers 2 but less successful

Oui
So umm you guys know that when you create a account you have to put a 5 letter word in
I kid you not it made it look like it said the n word
Letter i became 7 and a became 6 lol
And i dont know if iam allowed to post a screenshot from it?
If its a slur no
Or just censor it
Like
Entire wor
Abt censoring im not aure btw
You know if its bad tell me @orchid kraken i wil delete it instantly
Haha
Why is this a thing to lmao
will flamingos be in public beta
rename media chat to merry chat
my friends just play stardew walley 7/24 what should I do?
Join him
i HATE merry i HATE festive i HATE jolly
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Womp womp
Sound like a skill issue ngl

embed fail
why wont it send my GIF
you need lvl 10 to send gifs
I instantly deleted it the moment the guy said delete was just too funny didnt know steam could do that
what was it 
they dont want me š
You know when you need to log in steam there is a 5 letter word steam did a nword bypass
Damn sucks to be you lol
@eager wadi hurry up with the full release already
imagine not understanding English it's literally the easiest language ššš šš¤¦š»āāļøš
My third language yet
they said they want someone who stays everyday they got no life
š³
imagine not being bilingual
or hell
learning more than 2
That's impressive
Let me guess, the other is russian or similiar to russian
hey buddy I know at least 12 words in spanish
get on my level
no hablo espanol
psst, u r mod, u know HR around
except Harmless spoon and that one black pfp?
I know all peeps in HR
Cant be fucking srs
well, they were responsible for dealing with my requests in the past
better connection = faster done requests
baby puke green flag
I'm friends with spoon 
anyhow what's up?
naaaah that's illegal haram so haram
anyways
The automod thought that the dot in front of russian was you trying to link a website
It's a bit dumb sometimes
I remember a very funny job description sheet link mishap

linking to a very specific website
The backstory or it
Isnt our original flag btw
This part
I love money
Who doesn't?
Free money glitch
Boom
Eats
Nah
š”
Are you guys going trick or treating?
Bro is a little lateš¤
7 maybe 7.2
Think about it for awhile
If you think, therefor you are.
Me on the otherhand
I do not think
What the fuck does that mean
Therefor I am not
men.
.. So your mind thinks you are..
So your mind is an illusion?
Is that the woman guy from half life
half life 2 actually
apes
id beat you
?
Nu uh
Oh my goodness it's Alyx Vance from the hit VR game Half-life Alyx
the apes made us
yuh huh
I created you to suffer
Get out
how would you know? Maybe he did
š¤
Gugjvkv i'm confused now
toes
So this guy right here
Made us all
we didnāt evolve fast enough :(
When flamingo coming back
š
skibidi toilet
25 maybe 14.2
Sick
Get out I'm trying to find the Meanknf of life
so it's basically flamingos
Iwiww
Nothing is confirmed for now
Ok
š„
what if instead of flamingos we had freakingos
freak flamingos
What
tru millionairs don't like moni.
.

but instead of pecking they would freaking


take notes hubert
Please don't continue with that thought process
yeah
that's what i was thinking about
Help me k! 7{¶#+

Help me k! {+_8$+$
shut up
Heh
No let me sing
Not helping you
?
stupid low level
No
Get outš
Go in the vc if you want to sing
six6
Jolly laboratory
It's sxh6
rainbow six siege?
Huh
Six rainbow sieges
CZAPEK Antarctic Rattrapante World Limited Edition 77 Cal.SXH6?
What is that
Aw man i'm a full 0
Rawr
Christmas is pink again
I swear
This dude fucking didn't make me
you trying to find what?
The meaning of life
oh ok
@mortal crypt bro thinks hes me, gordon freeman
idk, eat takis
š®āšØ
you're 3560
What the hell is takis
food
Why would eating takis help me find the meaning 9r life
the meaning of life is eating takis
What
yeah
How'd know???
Why bro breathing
evil larry š±
Nathan can we keep the 1507 role after december ends
1507 is christmas exclusive

Jar it 

50 ways to destroy chaos plush
Why do you think
Idk
give it a gun
d
femur breaker
You got it boss
jolly
Indeed
No it's because I'm the best
Haha this person is the worst
can confirm that is why
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
No
@errant hollow permission to kill
Kill that guy
someone having trouble showing server list?
as you wish
Could anyone help
who do I message about steam forum issues
so am I
like I haven't found that out anywhere so asking here
Then our battle shall be legendary
okay buddy wth
I smear donkey kong shit so close enough I guess
š°
well donkey shit does come from an ass' hole
motivational qoutes
God I hate ass, such a shit animal
Intel has 4 new Battlemage GPUs to release, and they're looking good.
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Did Intel make a good gpu
I wanna break someone's upper leg bone
a lucerne hammer should do the trick
should be more festive while doing so
just use a festivizer
Hey, everybody. I wanted to ask what 3 hosting best in your opinion for the server in SL
OVH
LocalHost with anty ddos configurated
Any cheap german VPS rent service.
MODS HE IS THROWING A CURSE
!langru
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Looks dangerous
What's survival squad?
Did they added SCP-1507 to the game?
hi
not yet
servers are down?
!status
doesnt seem like it
ig it might be me only
What if they served tea in mcdonald's
more old man
could specifically be the server ur trying to play on
old people would make MC their home
im pretty sure they do
fixed*
Jeez why would they
Premium tea, wtf is basic tea then? Warm piss?
idk
Just hot water
If i paid for the food packaging, Im going to eat the food packaging. Itās as simple as that.
good question
Imagine going into McDonald's to have a cup of tea with big mac
Imagine going into McDonalds to have a cup of tea
their iced tea is good
it is lipton ice tea
probably not all mcdoncalds but mine is
from the soda machine?
no we put lipton tea brand bags into the brewer
oh
I was ganna say I know ours tastes good cuz it's lipton and that shit is always good
goodnight !
goodnirhgt
mfs trying to sleep in greenland with the sun in their face 24/7
I'm pretty sure they can close their eyes
Or are they always closed?
their brain ignores the light
You just get used to it I guess
i wan flamingo
I sleep with eyes wide OPAEN
I did that once
It would be more comfortable if you closed them
Scared the shit out of my sisters
with eyes wide opean]
I'm pretty sure
why the long face?
why not
One day i will go absolutely insane and get banned everywhere
For becoming inswme
inswme?
inswme in the membwain
Those who snow
Insane
interesting
embed fail
denied social interaction
You're not allowed to be jolly in this chat
Almost nothing need be said when you have eyes
are flamingos coming back this year?
me to the 12 year old after I had come out of that phase the year after

Im already banned everywhere
Im not even insane
why are The Flamingos Christmas


