general-chat

[silent idol]

[fossil wasp]

holy moly :0

[eager wadi]

they're lying btw

[eternal rock]

REVOLVER CAN ONE SHOT??

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/kot-cat-plaża-beach-woda-gif-5025613992274508130

auro why u lie

[eager wadi]

auro is only 6'2 when they getting a piggy back ride

[sacred belfry]

It always did

[somber raptor]

man

[silent idol]

So cold

[sacred belfry]

Happy thursday

[somber raptor]

gotta wait 6 months for a piece of fabric 😭

[true sky]

techhnically in real life

[meager slate]

NO I NEVER LIE

[true sky]

6 months for chaos plushie

[eternal rock]

.22 lr can one shot irl with good placement

[meager slate]

[eager wadi]

🤨

[true sky]

actual scam

[fossil wasp]

nuh uh

[somber raptor]

anything casn one shot anywhere irl if shot fast enough

[robust turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/six-months-6-months-6months-meme-venom-gif-6502377730402637016

[silent idol]

[eternal rock]

.22 has a much higher chance of being shot fast enough than a rock

[somber raptor]

like i'm pretty sure you are DEAD if i shoot a candy wrapper at you at mach 430.27

[gaunt talon]

.22 sucks

[somber raptor]

actually... now i'm curious: how fast would you need to shoot a candy wrapper to kill someone with it

[meager slate]

Go eep

[silent idol]

:(

[meager slate]

💃

[orchid kraken]

@meager slate

[silent idol]

[eternal rock]

ok then get shot with a .22 lr

[gaunt talon]

That won't happen

[eternal rock]

if it would not tear then you just need to ball it up and shoot it faster than a 50bmg

[true sky]

goofy music playing in background

[orchid kraken]

Linga guliguli

[somber raptor]

how much could a candy wrapper weigh?

[gusty forge]

I love how they announced the plushies a day before most people get their paycheck

[meager slate]

Wh

[eternal rock]

less than a gram

[gusty forge]

I wanna buy one but I get paid on Tuesdays because fuck me in particular

[eternal rock]

but it would tear so we invent invincible never tearing plastic

[somber raptor]

i'll put 0.7

[eternal rock]

ok

loving parents

[somber raptor]

here in italy most people get their paycheck near the middle of the month

[true sky]

edging..?

[eternal rock]

how many bribes does the government take

[kind wedge]

I LOVE MARKETABLE PLUSHIES

[near meteor]

Yaaaay chaos plushy

[eternal rock]

Imagine being a british guy sailing to an island and seeing this

[rancid dome]

When we getting marketable figurines tho

[near meteor]

But 30 dollars((...

[eternal rock]

NEVER

[rancid dome]

Awww :(

[eternal rock]

they will not be marketed for sale

[eternal rock]

only hubert will have access to all ten thousand ordered

Love

[heavy bramble]

It’s so sad only 199 people play scp sl

[eternal rock]

Add gambling then more people will play it

[heady acorn]

where can i ask a question to a verification specialist

[somber raptor]

@eternal rock a mass of 0.7g (eg a candy wrapper) shot at mach 1.8 has the same energy as .22 lr

[heady acorn]

i have an important one

[rancid dome]

Depends on what the question is

Most of the time, you should just send them an email for questions

[eternal rock]

a .22 lr at highest speed (30 gr (1.9 g) copper-plated HP seen on wikipedia) is mach 1.45

[gilded timber]

([e-mail])

[rancid dome]

❤️

[somber raptor]

at mach 10.95 it would have the same energy as .338 Lapua Magnum

[rancid dome]

Damn, hypersonic bullet?

[somber raptor]

hypersonic candy wrapper

[eternal rock]

forget .50 bmg i shoot .100 bmg

[rancid dome]

(It's smaller is the joke)

[eternal rock]

i invented it

when will someone invent 10.0 bmg

[haughty oasis]

.50 at 12.7?

[somber raptor]

They have, it's called a cannonball

[rancid dome]

Yea

[eternal rock]

put a cannonball in a giant shotgun shell to become the world's biggest slug

[ebon flare]

The chaos insurgency plush IS NOT a game announcement

[meager slate]

Game related announcement

[rancid dome]

Then a discord announcement, right? Surely that fits better

[ebon flare]

Everything is game related

[eternal rock]

Add the plush in-game as an item or I will soak it (the irl plush) in milk and slam it against the wall

[meager slate]

So where the problem at? O.o

[meager slate]

I will add it when I become a dev

(Probably never)

[eternal rock]

How much do i need to bribe hubert for you to be dev

[rancid dome]

At least 10 capybaras

[eternal rock]

mouse 1 soaks the plush in milk and mouse 2 whacks it against whatever's infront of it

[silent idol]

Add mi

[gilded timber]

Head of Smallification

[silent idol]

Auro will introduce micro-transactions

[eternal rock]

add the AK-50 to SL as a new CI role

[rancid dome]

AK545

[tame tinsel]

Does anyone know if the chaos insurgency plushie will have international shipping

[eternal rock]

No just Brandon herrera's AK-50, maybe devs can ask him

[haughty oasis]

market system

[eternal rock]

They only ship to the moon

[rancid dome]

I only said the 545 cuz it only has Semi firing mode

[tame tinsel]

Perfect, I can pick it up there when I will be going on vacation

[eager wadi]

micro transactions

containing vulfie and auro

and thats about it

[rancid dome]

And ofc fires in 5.45

[eternal rock]

then it's not the AK-50 anymore :(

[rancid dome]

Yeah, that's why I said the AK-545 bruh

I didnt say 50, did I

[eternal rock]

545 - 495 = 50

and every number i read gets subtracted by 495 in my head

[haughty oasis]

ride car go Site02

[rancid dome]

0 correlation at all with the 495

[eternal rock]

nuked and peanut cloned himself a bunch of times

[rancid dome]

You only put that in to minus it to get 50

[meager slate]

Mimimimi

[tough tapir]

!rep @silent idol

[snow umbra]

You have just given @silent idol a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

Stinky

[meager slate]

(You)

[eternal rock]

!rep me

[snow umbra]

Member "me" not found.

[eternal rock]

cassie why are you so mean to me

[tough tapir]

@meager slate

[meager slate]

I am priceless

[rancid dome]

Imagine if there was xD

[eternal rock]

!rep EVERYBODY

[meager slate]

smol cor

[snow umbra]

Member "EVERYBODY" not found.

[tough tapir]

cof

[meager slate]

shut

[tough tapir]

cof

[meager slate]

i aam tire

[tough tapir]

no u are smol

U are no 🛞

[meager slate]

tired

[eternal rock]

you are wooden wheel not rubber tire

[tough tapir]

stone wheel

carved from a pebble

[eager wadi]

besides piggy back rides

[eternal rock]

drunk cats

[ebon flare]

https://tenor.com/view/connor-detroit-become-human-hello-chat-boois-rags-gif-3651723823081311412

[eternal rock]

you're going to become Class-D personnel

[meager slate]

So eepy

[eternal rock]

why no sleep?

[eager wadi]

auro go rest

you need it

[inland condor]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-me-fight-sklet-skeleton-gif-12424596002707679541

[olive forge]

hi Nathan !!

[inland condor]

Awman

[olive forge]

[simple abyss]

small guy needs lots of sleeb

[eager wadi]

you also need to sleep?

[simple abyss]

No

[eager wadi]

[simple abyss]

Auro

needs

sleep

[meager slate]

Hey im not small

[eager wadi]

everyone knows that hungarians are small

[rancid dome]

I'm smol then, F
(Tbf, I'm shorter than quite a lot of the guys in the studio)

[drowsy vine]

Amm steal yo shoes

[tough tapir]

[ebon flare]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-portable-ops-death-gif-23475684

[rough wing]

That's usually when the sleepiness hits

[tough tapir]

@meager slate

wake up

[eager wadi]

!rename @tough tapir Wakencient

[snow umbra]

Done.

[ebon flare]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-baller-roblox-baller-baller-guy-ballers-gif-26937843

[late wadi]

chat why doesnt anything work for fixing the public beta not launching..

[median jewel]

Will some kind of sniper rifle be added in the next updates?

[gilded timber]

There's not currently any plans to add one, sorry!

[ebon flare]

Etf-11 + sniper scope

[eager wadi]

sniper's don't really fit in SL

[eternal rock]

Saw this weird fish on a boat trip. what species is it?

[tough tapir]

A meganope

[median jewel]

😭

[tough tapir]

Wake up Nyathan

[strong dune]

Why dont we add this to the game?

Dev team

Do your thing

Btw add no water

[remote bough]

.

[eternal rock]

Found another of those fish after a beach walk.

[near imp]

dunk leo ous usuuawfawawfbn

[topaz cosmos]

how do i crouch

its real i have seen someone do it

[gilded timber]

It's just the animation for slow walking

[topaz cosmos]

ok

[gusty chasm]

Anyone here speaks Hungarian or knows about szabloc county?

[glossy coyote]

#1063025456573591562

I believe there is a Hungarian sever

[fading sedge]

most sane sl argument

I’ve done research into this guy his ass has been arguing about updates for YEARS now

[cinder osprey]

falls from the ceiling hello chat, how are we doing today ?/silly

[timid yacht]

i mean that is a good argument

new gens know nothing

[cinder osprey]

Ah a warm and welcoming welcome indeed lol

[true sky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQ8SQqjlGk

[timid yacht]

me with my 1070 and i5

with 16 gigs of ram on a shitty motherboard

[fading sedge]

guy he was arguing with just confirmed he’s played since 2018

[lilac lion]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/588979185687461908/1114570695549128837/togif-7.gif?ex=6749d859&is=674886d9&hm=b5da94c9927a99fe9d1e93f76de905f1545e27dbf643fd78a2ad844fa8c760c6&

[untold shoal]

sup guys

how do i make dummy visible?

[gusty chasm]

Yeah but they speak Hungarian

[glacial nymph]

chat

i lost access to an account

i lost ma phone as well

and it's number

i know the password however

but i need ma phone

what to do 😭

[gilded timber]

Is that because you have your phone set as a 2fa option?

[glacial nymph]

Oui

i told them "i don't have ma phone"

and Google was like "go fuck urself then, L"

[untold shoal]

guys, anyone knows how to use dummies in scp sl 1.14.0?

[glacial nymph]

something in remote consol

the admin panel

[untold shoal]

i spawned one, but it has no model

[glacial nymph]

so uhhhh

select a dummi in plaier list

in that admin panel

[untold shoal]

yeah, it is, idk how to make it visible

[glacial nymph]

and add him as a role

[untold shoal]

he has a role

[glacial nymph]

then teleport him to u if u want

[gilded timber]

Then you'll need to use a backup code, if you didn't save any then unfortunately that account isn't recoverable

[untold shoal]

its standing in front of me

i see his nickname

but no model

[glacial nymph]

ma phone is on life support, the CPU got cooked

i swear i didn't do anithing

man

if i lost ma phone

i will lose all access to all accounts

[gilded timber]

If you have another one you could try a sim transfer?

[glacial nymph]

including ma yt channel

discord

Ko Fi

patreon

alot of things

[glacial nymph]

ahhh

i even lost that number

[gilded timber]

Likely a bug in that case, report it in #1028350870733205555 and make sure to specify if you are using a local server!

[untold shoal]

huh

it HAS

models

but only scp`s

[glacial nymph]

i should check auhhhh idk

[gilded timber]

That's why backup codes exist

[glacial nymph]

i guess i wait until the repair do something

i hope he won't factori reset like an idiot

not sure wh factori reset is even neccecari

[gilded timber]

That's not an unusual step for repair shops

[glacial nymph]

its CPU

i reapired ma phone before

had no business with facorit reset

also ignore ma misspelling

keiboard is fucked

i hate it

[lilac spindle]

Where did the doors go

[kind geyser]

bruh it always says i was pinged but i can never find it

[glacial nymph]

boblox?

[gilded timber]

Taken by the chaos insurgency for resale

[mossy olive]

Okay

[karmic anchor]

how are the steam forums

[kind geyser]

omg @fossil wasp guess what

[fossil wasp]

whats up?

[kind geyser]

day 1 with embed perms

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-smiler-doggie-gif-151138532593658709

[quick glade]

I wouldn't be suprised if the first comment was "remove 096"

[fossil wasp]

congrats!!!

[gilded timber]

"14.0 sucks" and "remove 096" all day, every day

[quick glade]

I'm actually suprised a decent amount of people aren't playing on the beta

they prefer the old heavy somehow

[flat plaza]

Plugins aren’t up to date

[strange trellis]

SL players when they see something that isnt complete garbage

[flat plaza]

People like their qol and content plugins

Also people like the old character models because they can

Any changes to those models is an affront to god according to them

[quick bloom]

monke

[viscid moss]

@acoustic moat

How this company is delivering? #game-announcements message

Do they just send courier to my flat or what?

[acoustic moat]

Yeah

like most online purchases

[hollow sparrow]

W qna stream

and W marketing, hubert, every dev, and yea idk i forgor

[viscid moss]

So I need to enter intercom code and flat into stroke “apartments”?

[acoustic moat]

I have no idea you'll have to check with Makeship support

but yes I did that when I purchased mine, put my doorbell and apartment number

[viscid moss]

Got it thank you

[hollow sparrow]

NW late at their own stream

Boo!

oh nvm

[sacred hamlet]

i bought a game fr

[cursive glen]

Yall know if anything ingame actually needs a level 3 Containment card??

[cinder sapphire]

Don't know why they chose today to do it

[meager jay]

baldbert is real

[cinder sapphire]

Considering it is a thanksgiving for a lot of people

[polar moth]

What is the SCP that can absorb all diseases and viruses

[cinder sapphire]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[cinder sapphire]

#scp-discussion

[solemn flame]

just america isnt it?

[cinder sapphire]

The nerds there will know the right number

[polar moth]

Oh I asked there too, no one answered

[cinder sapphire]

And Canada

[solemn flame]

no

canada thanksgiving was in october

[inland condor]

Where is Hubert’s hair

[cinder sapphire]

Why is Canada thanksgiving in October

[solemn flame]

because its for the harvest moon i think

[cinder sapphire]

Canada refuses to do anything America does

[solemn flame]

the whole world*

[cinder sapphire]

Blame uk for that

They showed us the imperial system (pirates were also responsible for this)

Etc…

[snow root]

I am very tempted to just buy the remaining plushies to fulfill the order

[gilded timber]

I need whatever job you have

[snow root]

Freelance programmer

But i got ya

[ebon flare]

https://tenor.com/view/connor-detroit-become-human-hello-chat-boois-rags-gif-3651723823081311412

[snow root]

I’ll probably give all but like 10 of the plushies away

[ebon flare]

Bro is building a temple

[ebon flare]

Correction:
America refuses to do what the world does

[loud elbow]

why cant i play the public beta

[ebon flare]

Idk

[snow root]

Skill issue?

[ebon flare]

!14.0

!14.0

!beta

[snow root]

they disabled it

[ebon flare]

!betamale

[snow root]

crazy

[ebon flare]

!gay

[loud elbow]

it says missing game executable

[snow root]

Just do the regular launch option not the private beta

[ebon flare]

Verify the files in steam

[loud elbow]

k

[ebon flare]

Do what he said too

[snow root]

she

i’m going to cancel you

[ebon flare]

Close nough

[hollow sparrow]

i love that comment

[snow root]

it does tho

[loud elbow]

it is the same as the normal version

[ebon flare]

It’s always shiny

[snow root]

What branch are you on?

Properties betas and make sure it’s the public beta branch

[hollow sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266616426962358344/1307411635027050546/image0.gif

[loud elbow]

yep

[snow root]

So it is?

[loud elbow]

i have it on none and its the same

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sniff-gif-26264120

[ebon flare]

https://tenor.com/view/mhm-yes-i-agree-black-cat-nodding-gif-9964642846540238732

[loud elbow]

one sec im verifying the files

[ebon flare]

verify integrity

Integrrrrrrrrity

insert something here

[glacial nymph]

this is AI, right?

[glass bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/939147074702811148/1080936807887278140/FEFBBE24-B078-43F3-943D-403FC97327C4.gif

[snow root]

So then set it to public beta and close and update your game files and just launch with the first launch option

[loud elbow]

ok

nope its not workign

[glacial nymph]

for some reason, Hubert has that 'villian' looking ahhh face

LMAO

[cinder sapphire]

Again. Did you read what I said? Blame uk for that (pirates). #general-chat message

[snow root]

I don’t know what to say, skill issue i guess

[cinder sapphire]

half of that comes from them

[ebon flare]

why would I read

idiot

[snow root]

Babert

[loud elbow]

oh i know what was wrong

[cinder sapphire]

Sorry. I know people cannot read in this day and age

[gilded timber]

Verify your game files, if that doesn't solve the problem open a ticket in #technical-support, someone can help you further there!

[rough wing]

America refuses to give food as a human right

[loud elbow]

silly me

[ebon flare]

America refuses rights

[snow root]

Reading messages?!? Impossible

[ebon flare]

alright let’s stop before politics

https://tenor.com/view/god-bless-america-anerican-flag-gif-american-flag-flying-in-breeze-gif-17004006981149558684

[cinder sapphire]

Talks about politics

Changes it

[snow root]

Americaaaaa 🦅 🏈

[ebon flare]

https://tenor.com/view/pregnant-man-pregnant-pregnant-man-react-him-pregnant-man-react-pregnant-man-reaction-gif-4790048922908092687

[cinder sapphire]

Fools

[snow root]

nah i’m good

[true sky]

hubert balls

[cinder sapphire]

How is fake German today innsmouth maid? @tough tapir

Cold?

[cinder sapphire]

Fishy?

[solar glacier]

i hate sand

[glass bronze]

sand best

[tough tapir]

Spidery

[true sky]

spiderman

[cinder sapphire]

Big fella. Are you going to eat it?

[true sky]

is he retarded

[cinder sapphire]

Nah. He is onto something

[true sky]

into something or ONTO something

[tough tapir]

No, it was trying to be inconspicuous and chilled on the frame of the elevator

I put it in the glass later in the day and yeeted it outside

[tough tapir]

why is hubert bald

[cinder sapphire]

Prob one of those fake bald caps

Or whatever they are called

[tough tapir]

Hube visited chernobyl

[cinder sapphire]

Or that

Ya

[true sky]

hubert doesnt even look like hubert anymore

[cinder sapphire]

Hubert isn't a thing

He is a ai

[true sky]

this q&a fucking sucks

[true sky]

capybara

[cinder sapphire]

Wait the og muffin

[cinder sapphire]

Muffin. The og patreon member before I was one

[lavish hamlet]

This guy should be banned from SL

[hoary timber]

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1292450694040915998/mtf.gif

[ancient garden]

;]

[cinder sapphire]

Omg it is

The og muffin

[hoary timber]

https://tenor.com/view/cta-gif-27652056

[true sky]

hubert talking about surface rework

mEANWHILE

surface rework is not even real

scam

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/gokittygo-gif-24238051

[gaunt talon]

Misinformation

No one loves 096

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1307488323480322168/lv_0_20241117003113.gif

[inland condor]

Where is Hubert’s hair

[true sky]

mrdad is calling you

[true sky]

gone

hubert ball

[eternal rock]

Don't you hear him cackling evilly twirling his mustache in his office?

[timid yacht]

hubert grew a beard

[timid yacht]

@round axle yo this is u?

[eternal rock]

no he grew a long twirly mustache he's using a fake beard

[visual acorn]

Like 3 people asked for an unban already

[floral stream]

does northwood actually ban a lot of people

[visual acorn]

They do ban a loot of people

[floral stream]

oh

ive never seen or heard of it happening

[visual acorn]

Not with anti cheat tho

But rather manually

[inland condor]

@sullen leaf idk who u r but u lowkey a bitch

[gilded timber]

:(

[fossil wasp]

be nice

[inland condor]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-me-fight-sklet-skeleton-gif-12424596002707679541

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twitter-cute-kitty-cat-smol-gif-15025299313902034810

[rough wing]

Why is he serving "it's over"

[jade garden]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[glacial nymph]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1142345819996028948/1311792328788410378/Untitled-1.png?ex=674a254f&is=6748d3cf&hm=19979264fc04ed7d1844d6e495c97a928278a07aaabeee41e72ad38119fed563&

[gaunt talon]

Wasn't that x3j

[inland condor]

Shh

One more level and I’m orange

[inland condor]

So close but yet so far

I’m not new

It’s been 2 months

[cinder sapphire]

what

no

x3 become a mod because of inqusition/ or during that phase

and what not

[ebon flare]

https://tenor.com/view/connor-detroit-become-human-hello-chat-boois-rags-gif-3651723823081311412

[cinder sapphire]

no

[inland condor]

RELEASE MEE!!!!!

[cinder sapphire]

never

[inland condor]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-me-fight-sklet-skeleton-gif-12424596002707679541

[gaunt talon]

Level 10 for embed

[inland condor]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-me-fight-sklet-skeleton-gif-12424596002707679541

[cinder sapphire]

like you are one to talk

[inland condor]

RELEASE ME!?!?

[cinder sapphire]

no

[gaunt talon]

I'm one to talk

[cinder sapphire]

not even a year

[fallow rapids]

Happy new birthday

[gaunt talon]

Happy old birthday

[merry nebula]

.:/

[true sky]

realea

[light lily]

the real peanut

[ancient garden]

Scary

[wispy hull]

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

[prisma zodiac]

i feel like this beta gave me more fps ingame

[eternal rock]

He looks like an amish without a hat

[light lily]

u mean thursday?

[fallow kite]

Are hubert gonna unban cheaters in 14.0?

i not want in 14.0 cheater idk

[gaunt talon]

No

[light lily]

hubert should take his head and make it a 173 skin for april fools

[gaunt talon]

Cheaters are permanently banned

[fallow kite]

yo

[fallow kite]

thank you

[light lily]

that shit doesnt help when ur server has a hate group and make alt accounts 🔥 🔥

[gaunt talon]

Are you speaking from experience

[light lily]

yes

ive been an admin for 2 months (i want to die that shit sucks)
and ive banned 6 cheaters this month alone

[indigo pasture]

what new update be is

[inland condor]

AAAAA

[light lily]

the skibidi toilet

[craggy palm]

Thanks for making our games fair

[tardy walrus]

why would that be a thing

[light lily]

#scp-discussion message yea but this shit sucks to manage

theres ltrly a hate group

we cant do shit

[craggy palm]

welcome to being an admin 🤷‍♂️

[light lily]

like yea but there should be an anticheat

or some working one

[craggy palm]

he said there is one, just not invasive?

[light lily]

i ltrly never seen the anticheat working except the peanut bug waaaaaaaaaaaaay back

[cinder sapphire]

can we not have a kernal level anti cheat

for a game

[light lily]

like not a Vanguard anticheat
but something like Battleye

[cinder sapphire]

when half of the time they do not work

[craggy palm]

battleye does not keep cheaters out haha

but would probably be better regardless

[cinder sapphire]

battleye is shit

have you seen rainbow six 6

or any of the other games

[light lily]

ive seen battleye work in real time

[craggy palm]

I've ran a server for nearly 8 years and have never seen that

It's always several months after the fact or just never

[cinder sapphire]

battleye a good anti cheat

haha

[light lily]

like ok the ban waves can be pretty meh
but it still works better then manual cheater bans

[ancient garden]

Yes.

[light lily]

atleast an anticheat that would flag the cheaters

[craggy palm]

sorry no you need people active to get them out asap otherwise enjoy them until they get banned by the anticheat

[cinder sapphire]

not to mention that they tend to keep a entire group of people out because most companies dont want to flip on a toggle

battleeye is the worse anticheat out there

generally

[craggy palm]

which in a lot of cases is simply never unless they are just ragehacking

[light lily]

by that i meant that all mods are asleep, and theres a cheater

[craggy palm]

yes it can happen, that's why you need team members from across the world working together

cover as many timezones as possible

[light lily]

i dont think i can show any clips from my cheater finds, but alot of them dont really make sense on how the "anticheat in the game" didnt catch them

[craggy palm]

most people I see are just speedhacking

or headshots from an impossible distance/through walls

[light lily]

like no bro your ass is not hitting this shot

[cinder sapphire]

I will never support battleeye

[light lily]

they arent even flicking from 3rd person view, how does the anticheat not even catch that

like people facing the other way

[warped garnet]

he has become a phyical version of hoobert ball

[cinder sapphire]

hell I say easy anti cheat is better than battleeye

and even that

is iffy

master chief collection for example

[light lily]

i wont share the video anyways cuz i had a dry mouth so i was smacking my lips and it sounds im some mf from dayz

[wide flame]

When is the new non beta update gonna come?

[warped garnet]

I agree with this. I have staffed on a game where we use BE and our custom AC that we have in our server is better than BE is

[light lily]

it then rly depends, i didnt play games with EAC

[cinder sapphire]

I still 100% do not support kernal anti cheat

[light lily]

this is quite ltrly what i play all day (ignore frank ocean)

[cinder sapphire]

for a game

[warped garnet]

EAC is a bit iffy but is better than BE

[light lily]

tbf anything is better then the one there is in sl rn

[warped garnet]

kernal level AC's suck. a complex K-AC vs a 10$ PCB. whos gonna win?

hint: its the 10$ PCB

[light lily]

shit killed u if u went on the stairs as old peanut
now it does jack shit 💀

[cinder sapphire]

I am more thinking on security aspect of it

[warped garnet]

I feel like Kernal level AC is a bit too invasive

[cinder sapphire]

ya

let the cheaters have kernal level cheats and risk their system

[warped garnet]

I watched a 40-50 min video on how much vangard sucks and they made their own cheat that was compleatly undetactable

[cinder sapphire]

do not do the same for players

it is better to do social features like how tf2 has

vote kicks

than do that

[tardy walrus]

vote kicking in sl 🔥

[warped garnet]

such a wonderful idea

[cinder sapphire]

better than having kernal level anti cheats

risk your entire computer for a game

insanity

[light lily]

mfs think that a kernel level anticheat is gonna steal ur bank info

[warped garnet]

idk how true it is but dont kernal level AC's take up more resources than one that isnt kernal level?

[light lily]

thinking kernel anticheat is invasive is genuinly top 10 schizo stories

[cinder sapphire]

it is

what are you talking about dude

[light lily]

i meant invasive in the bad way

[cinder sapphire]

you are in ring 0

[light lily]

like its gonna steal ur data and shit

[cinder sapphire]

okay

[warped garnet]

I didnt mean its gonna steal your data and shit like that

[cinder sapphire]

you say that but I think you dont understand what type of era we live in nowadays

[light lily]

i would say my internet security would give heart attack to some security expert
and ltrly none of my data leaked

[cinder sapphire]

the fact that social security numbers was leaked

and constant hacking

[light lily]

i live in europe

[warped garnet]

just about to mention that lol

[light lily]

idc about ssn

[cinder sapphire]

you think you are safe in europe

?

[light lily]

we dont have ssn

[cinder sapphire]

but you really think you are safe in europe

from these

[warped garnet]

didnt a bunch of information from turkey residents get leaked?

[cinder sapphire]

pretty sure

ya

[light lily]

hackers?

yea im pretty sure

nothing has been hacked so far

that would atleast somehow affect me

[cinder sapphire]

so tell me.... lets say a certain kernal level anti cheat company got hacked

[light lily]

then they would shut down the anticheat

[cinder sapphire]

do you see the issue

like that is that easy dude

like they will notice

immediately

[light lily]

if u have a kernel anticheat then u should have a killswitch to it

exactly for those moments

besides if anyone was in for some time, killing it would make them have less content to steal

[warped garnet]

I think they are making a new layer for Anti-Cheats so they completely lock off kernel level but idk how true that is

[gaunt talon]

How did the kernel anti cheats work

[cinder sapphire]

ring 0 access

[light lily]

checking ur pc pretty much

[cinder sapphire]

sudo level

or system 32

level

[light lily]

imagine a rust pc check
except its an app that runs 24/7 in the background

and also its deep in ur pc

[warped garnet]

it checks to see if a cheat is loaded in kernal level and is looking into the memory at the game seeing where players are etc

[light lily]

thats pretty much kernel level

[cinder sapphire]

kernal level anti cheats

I will never like them

[warped garnet]

I love cheaters that are like "PC check me" as if that saves you

[true sky]

checks your whole pc

[cinder sapphire]

I think that is a line that should never be crossed

for a video game

[light lily]

idc about a pc checkthis is good enough for me to just give them a permanent ban

[warped garnet]

how tf?

[light lily]

i had 20ms so this wasnt a lag

[light lily]

aimbot, bhop and norecoil

actually i can show u the norecoil, didnt show auth or ra on that one

nvm the admin chat

he had no recoil on a stock logicer

and mf tried to tell me that its rust skill 😭 🙏

[warped garnet]

rust skill doesnt transfer to SCP:SL

[tardy walrus]

obviously its a humanoid 079

you didnt read the latest changelog?

not a cheater, case closed

[light lily]

oh shit mb

[tardy walrus]

[light lily]

unironically, he was unbanned

https://tenor.com/view/door-disassembly-door-breakdown-breaking-door-door-gif-20313531

tf am i even doing if he gets unbanned even tho i have a video of him bunny hopping, having blatant wallhacks and using aimbot

[light lily]

(pre heavy duty so no 1344)

[tardy walrus]

what server is this

[light lily]

would count as self advertising no?

not gonna say

secret

[tardy walrus]

on your server?

[light lily]

yea ig

[tardy walrus]

oh u submitted a gban request

[light lily]

yea some higher ups submitted the report already

[tardy walrus]

send me the vid

im curious

[light lily]

alr

[shut carbon]

guys did I get the role

aw shucks

[tame hollow]

Shit

[hidden sonnet]

definitely

[glass bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1165032363374411816/1166368488596709538/20230831_073648.gif

[indigo pasture]

dose the game have mini

[glass bronze]

Sand

[indigo pasture]

fuck i meant mini wave

dose the game have mini wave

[polar spade]

Yes

[glass bronze]

Cap

[indigo pasture]

but it like full wave

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/no-cap-frfr-on-odin-gif-15962492229130097527

[indigo pasture]

how we get mini wave

[polar spade]

Only a few players

[polar spade]

Within 2 mins 40 secs of a full wave, if a team earns 10 points, they'll get a miniwave

[glass bronze]

Magic

[indigo pasture]

like they arrive from either chaios door or mtf come from exit

[polar spade]

No they spawn in the same place

And the helicopter and car arrives

[indigo pasture]

they lied to us

[polar spade]

I don't know why they changed that

[indigo pasture]

what next update will be for the beta

[polar spade]

New first person viewmodels

[indigo pasture]

cuz beta need more fixes

[indigo pasture]

what that

[polar spade]

First person hands

[indigo pasture]

is there photo for that

[polar spade]

So you can see the proper gloves on the MTF and CI hands

[polar spade]

It was showcased in a stream today

[indigo pasture]

why hubert look diffrent

[forest field]

#scp-discussion message

[indigo pasture]

dam

welp huburt is cooking

the poor ppl now can play beta

why fuck captian gun is broken

[glacial nymph]

he's a villian confirmed if he has a white cat

[terse atlas]

Weightless captain gun

[shut carbon]

Remade SCPIndex, the model works amazing ❤️

Now I need to get RAG working so it actually understands the general concept of what the SCP foundation is... since it only knows what the SCP's are.

[polar spade]

Yea, all the guns in the beta have no movement penalty

And the FRMG has no animations

[orchid kraken]

Snapchat users are so degenerates i swear

I send snap to some random person by default totally not like others
And some retard added me to some gc and started trying to cyberbully me

Mf fell for EASIEST ragebait

I kept posting memes

"Im in call with 2 huzz" that aint flex😭

[polar spade]

They just wanted some fun. Why didn't you just let them bully you

[orchid kraken]

It was funny ngl

[visual delta]

im sorry bro i couldnt with this new update i had to switch back

so buns 😭

[orchid kraken]

They starting threatening me to end my career

[orchid kraken]

Skill issue

[polar spade]

End your career?

[visual delta]

"Are we cool yet"

🤣

[polar spade]

?

Have you not heard of AWCY?

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-slap-green-role-greenie-shut-up-gif-10942963821945964764

[orchid kraken]

Bruh

Anyway and then they got so mad and started calling me

I rage baited them to the point i won easiest 1v4

And they three to end career by exposing me

Expose what?

Theres nothing to expos

I already have my city and name leaked like i care, i sleep peacefully

[polar spade]

They need to feel high and mighty

Give them some slack

Its hard living in your mother's basement

[orchid kraken]

I posted one of my animation and suddenly one of them switched

https://tenor.com/view/switching-sides-cod-gif-18423967619894991476

[glacial nymph]

SG

[polar spade]

Goodman

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 45 minutes, 52 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[shut carbon]

I love using anything but ChatGPT
Day 19, OpenWebUI on a localized server

Day 20 is gonna be deepseek chat

[undone coral]

Interesting

[somber raptor]

I just found out bic also makes fucking RAZORS

[atomic olive]

Wait.. really?!

[somber raptor]

Yes

They make pens, lighters and razors

[somber raptor]

Razors make up about 24% of their sales

[polar spade]

Um, #meme-zone

[spark geyser]

i hope i dont get turned into a marketable plushie

[orchid kraken]

Just wait till a blender users sees this

You aint safe lil bro

[plush bolt]

someone should turn me into a marketable plushie

I have best pfp

[orchid kraken]

Nuh uh

Me

I am 3650

[subtle sundial]

entropy zero 2 is so awesome

[mortal crypt]

they made multiplayer spawning mechanic into a game

[orchid kraken]

My inspiration to make my own Man Who Sold The World animation

[mortal crypt]

it's cool i like the story and gameplay

[orchid kraken]

Theres multiplayer?

[mortal crypt]

so in multiplayer each player spawns a clone of the class

[orchid kraken]

I like the plot tbh
You a clone against your clone but both of you had different paths

One decided not to take Wilson which led him to be corrupted
As you take Wilson he changed you emotionally. Making you atleast have humanity

But the clone also tried multiple times to warn us

[mortal crypt]

yeah and if ez2 is canon to half life 2 that means the the elites we're fighting are just copies of 3650

[forest field]

I wouldn't really say he was corrupted, he just realized "wait a goddamn second, the combine is full of shit" on his own

[orchid kraken]

But what i mean is we play as combine and combine for combine is seen as a good thing

[orchid kraken]

Dont know abt that tbh

But the story was interesting tbh

[mortal crypt]

yeah it's just a theory

a game theory

[visual acorn]

CS 2 is making so much fun

Incompare to 14.0

[somber raptor]

Everybody knows the male to female ratio for teachers is 1:3 (25% male, 75% female)

But it'd be cool to see it broken down by subject:
There are subject i feel like have more male teachers than others, like music, maths and science

[visual acorn]

Women are more sadistic

[somber raptor]

For example, all 3 music teacher back at my middle school were male

[visual acorn]

(joke)

[somber raptor]

Rn in high school, out of 9 teachers, 4 are male:

• Maths
• Science
• Art
• P.E.

[honest junco]

why is he so dramatic bro

[somber raptor]

Flashbang

[shut carbon]

thanks for this song

[mortal crypt]

Didn't know you're a scientist

are you working for the scp foundation?

[somber raptor]

No||t yet||

[subtle sundial]

in a secret lab

[somber raptor]

Btw fucker was so bright even looking at it from the distance i took the photo would have your eyes hurt

[shut carbon]

I stare at the sun for about the entirety of my English period (about an hour), so I think I can withstand that.

And no, I do not need glasses (yet)

[somber raptor]

This is different

This is basically a laserbeam

[shut carbon]

oh hell nah im cooked

[honest junco]

professional pilot

[shut carbon]

Concentrated light particles? Waiter!!! Burn my eyes out!!!

[cinder sapphire]

you didnt post that right

[honest junco]

post what

[cinder sapphire]

ah microbiology class

or biology class

either or

[somber raptor]

We were looking at onion cells

[honest junco]

eat the onion

[somber raptor]

Hell naw i'm not eating methylene blue

[honest junco]

ok ill eat it

[cinder sapphire]

you ever used a stereo microscope before?

they are personally my favorite because you can usually see live stuff with that

[somber raptor]

Yes

[cinder sapphire]

ah

I mean light microsoft are as well but it is mostly stereo ones

[somber raptor]

I dare someone look into it for an entire second

[cinder sapphire]

electron microscope are very interesting to use

only did it once so far and ya

I want to do it more

tem

[visual acorn]

Nothing is comparable to my school biology class

Our teacher brought pig eyes and said to cut them

[somber raptor]

I'm pretty sure they are like quite complicated

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[somber raptor]

Jesus 😭

[cinder sapphire]

I got lucky

[visual acorn]

They looked 1:1 like human ones

[cinder sapphire]

oh that reminds me of one of my old biochem teacher

cow eyes

not pig eyes tho

[edgy arrow]

why is it like a brick wall

[somber raptor]

at least you don't need them unless you need to see something smaller than light's wavelenght ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[edgy arrow]

does this mean brick walls taste like onions

[visual acorn]

Half of my colleagues have left the class because of smell

[cinder sapphire]

plant cells

[edgy arrow]

i have not learned aboutthose

elaborate

[forest field]

My biochem class was right before lunch so I completely missed them handing out trays one time because I spent so long rigorously washing dead pig juice off my hands

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[forest field]

Yeah, we dissected cow eyes in mine too

[cinder sapphire]

my microbiology section of my school smelled all the time

[somber raptor]

For now the only things we've looked up under the microscope are onions

[edgy arrow]

my mom told me abt how she had to disect a pig

thats the one time she failed in class

[visual acorn]

Same with pork kidneys

[edgy arrow]

do they just smell bad or smth

[cinder sapphire]

disecting things is fun tho

I got to disect a worm before

[visual acorn]

When you pressed them the urine was flowing out

[forest field]

iirc they smelled really chemically/bleachy

[edgy arrow]

how do you disect

a worm

[cinder sapphire]

carefully

[edgy arrow]

whats inside

[visual acorn]

Jelly

[cinder sapphire]

heart

other organs

[somber raptor]

Though to be able to see cells under a microscope don't you need that thingy to make a thin enough section?

[edgy arrow]

i just realized

i havent seen a worm outside

since i was like 9

[visual acorn]

With onion it is quite easy

[edgy arrow]

and i havent seen any since i moved to ny

all i remember is im terrified of them

[visual acorn]

But when it comes to organs the cut must be perfect

[somber raptor]

Yes with onion u can just peel it

[visual acorn]

So thin that transparent

[edgy arrow]

what about egg cells

[somber raptor]

But with animal tissue don't you need a microtome to be able to cut them thin enough?

[cinder sapphire]

god I remember me having to use a stereo microscope for genetics as well

stupid fruit flies

[somber raptor]

Oh those are huge

[edgy arrow]

like chicken eggs

not human eggs

[cinder sapphire]

had to tell the gender

[somber raptor]

Fucker gonna look whether a fruit fly has a hole or a pole 😭

[cinder sapphire]

I dont know why you have to do that experiment when we have computers for that nowadays

[edgy arrow]

didnt someone disable the gene that makes it so mosquitos can sting

[cinder sapphire]

every eights hours or so

[edgy arrow]

i forgot the specifics but i saw a video about it

[visual acorn]

With hearts we just peeled

[somber raptor]

Really

[visual acorn]

Other organs forget how we did it

[cinder sapphire]

Thomas Hunt Morgan, I hate you. It was a bitch to do genetics and work.

[somber raptor]

(Human eggs are also huge compared to other cells)

[visual acorn]

Bro could make someone 160 IQ, but decided to do the best

[edgy arrow]

id expect them to be

[edgy arrow]

truly

[cinder sapphire]

did you guys do the fruit fly experiment

at your university

[visual acorn]

Nah

[cinder sapphire]

and was it computer or physical

[visual acorn]

I did this shit at school

[cinder sapphire]

physical fruit fly experiment shouldnt be a thing

eight hours

to check things

every day

when you could have a part time job

is a nightmare

you could freeze them but my god

[visual acorn]

Describe what is the experiment

[somber raptor]

The smallest cell in the human body is the sperm cell, about 4μm long
While the biggest is the egg cell, which is about 100μm (0.1mm), meaning you can see it with the naked eye

[somber raptor]

A hair strand is thinner than an egg cell

[ebon flare]

Why are we talking about sperm

[faint stag]

Hi everyone, new player here.
Is there a key to quick switch items in inventory such as a keycard and a gun?

[finite pilot]

Is it just my crap wifi or is the wiki having a stroke rn

[somber raptor]

Hell some kinds of paper are too

[finite pilot]

Hotkeys

[cinder sapphire]

breeding large populations of fruit flies for genetics. They breed fast so ya.

[faint stag]

what key is that?

[cinder sapphire]

my university we had to do it physical

when you could do it digital

[visual acorn]

What the outcome

[somber raptor]

Default hotkeys are 1 and 2 for weapons, ctrl for keycard, X for medical items, G for throwables

[cinder sapphire]

it depends what you trying to teach

[faint stag]

Ok, thank you

[cinder sapphire]

you can show a lot of genetics stuff by doing that lab

[visual acorn]

Oh, for example you can make the wings bigger?

[cinder sapphire]

for example

ya

[somber raptor]

You can add your own hotkeys in the settings

[visual acorn]

Daym

[cinder sapphire]

or make the eyes red

or white

or see

[somber raptor]

For example i added 3 for SCP items and \ for 'other' items

[cinder sapphire]

you get to kill fruit flies as well

[visual acorn]

Make the smartest fruit fly on the earth

[somber raptor]

Also made my custom order for weapons

[cinder sapphire]

EVEN THO YOU CAN DO THAT DIGITAL AND NOT PHYSICAL

so you dont fuck with the people that work

part time job

fuckers

[somber raptor]

So i don't equip a pistol when pressing 1 cuz i put it earlier in the inventory than my rifle

[visual acorn]

Two jailbirds binded at order by inventory=instant hits

[plush bolt]

Is medical item equip broke for anyone else

[visual acorn]

No fun

[somber raptor]

Anyways guys imma go eep dince it's 1.35AM

[cinder sapphire]

eight hours

you had to check the sexes

and then kill the females

each day

[plush bolt]

Pressing it multiple times doesn't switch items

[cinder sapphire]

or freeze them

[visual acorn]

Not sleepin today, cuz wake up at 5

[cinder sapphire]

it is time consuming

for the sake of no one

[visual acorn]

😩 😫 😫

[plush bolt]

☹️

[cinder sapphire]

a avg shift is eight hours

[somber raptor]

And what time is it now

[visual acorn]

Same as yours

[somber raptor]

Unless you're a truck driver

Truck drivers in italy can work up to 15 hours a day (driving is limited to 9h, so the rest is either not done or spent waiting for your turn)

[cinder sapphire]

security guard work 12 hours here as well

which I was

[somber raptor]

Anyways goodnight

[cinder sapphire]

gn

[stable rain]

Y’all suck balls

I hate yall

[cinder sapphire]

that is cool

I hate you as well

[karmic anchor]

wow thats rude

[jade garden]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1041163843755319429/1311782773014663218/VID_20241128_115443_854.mp4?ex=674a1c68&is=6748cae8&hm=17f0de3b5c8f9f8d5a726033e5af4d890c39cb243061728578f99450f31756e4&

[shut carbon]

Who likes JavaScript here?

[random yarrow]

Guys what yall thankful for?

[plush bolt]

Me

[inner coral]

yo

[inland condor]

RELEASE ME!!!!

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-release-me-joseph-seed-gif-12887358985963630884

[sinful scroll]

does anybody know any severs that has game night host setup modes like 1v1s one scp vs the rest etc

[twin patrol]

How do i play classic scp sl again