#general-chat
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D-boy is friend
d personnel
when 14.0 will officially release?
shut up guard
d-boy is friend also the d-boy saw i had a gun
1471 ISN'T REAL
IT'S A PHONE HALLUCINATION!
EXECUTE ALL PEOPLE WHO SEE 1471
1471 is literally just schizophrenia made into a scp
Like I'm not even exaggerating, it's a phone that gives you schizophrenia
true
also all its' fans are mentally ill
The actual purpose of the SCP wasn't writers disguised freak
Every single dboy I've spared shot me
It was meant to be a poke at schizophrenia awareness
d-boy. is. friend
But instead, people went I WANT WOLF MOMMY..
until all missing features are added and most bugs resolved.
that's why in the beginning of each round I shoot every man in Orange I see
if they don't comply get a gun from bathrooms and shoot their friend infront of them. it will make them obey
Do people still play the original not the beta
?
I'm schizoaffective and the description of 1471 matches some of the things I've seen and heard throughout years
will HCZ have more doors and better camera placement for 079
i mean, they just remove the publicbeta from Beta to play 13.5.1 again
Can they make it not public anymore
- Constantly in the corner of your eye
- a feeling of being watched
- appearing in familiar and places you love to visit
wtf not on channel list?
i had to manually add it to channel list
no, once its public beta then the last stage is full release.
A couple of motnhs?
months?
idk
You are going to rework entrance or light next?
thanks Dj_Nathan_ / Low Activity ⚠️ I will not respond to DMs, nor add you.
How do I fix Laggy servers
just found two unreported bugs in 5 mins, lets go
my internet is good
096 toilets
nvm
beware
add posters to scp rooms
bruh the beta wont install on my server
also new 096 room current 096 room is just a re-purposed broom closet
Add more shit that changes gameplay
or somehow my pc installed a diffrent version then my server
there was 173 poster and 914 back then tho
AAAAAAAAAAAA
Actually
remove women mtf from SL
There are women?
how do u know
all of the masked models are female
they have no boobs
maybe they are flat
CI are all men
this enlightened me
Flat death happens at 25
Actually yea
Give guards a shiny round chrome helmet
give them a helmet
Yes
nah give them a security cap
Who are the employers
you are barney and im tentacle plant
SCP's are Xen monsters
049 is a retarded doctor
why is barney so fucking fast and scared
half life 1 ai
hes not one to horse around
106 pocket dimension should be an old rusty decaying corroded green bunker
like this but dark and green
Make it bright and pink
tf2 scunt? is that you?
106 PD rework when?
when i bribe hubert
Yo guys, are you experiencing the whole server freezing up and getting disconnected but still running around the facility on the public beta branch?
How to spin the mag of the revolver ?
heard a guy in-game say middleclick
idk
Why a bunker
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
also would make it look like something other than CB ass gambling catacombs
Don’t bother bro he ain’t gonna add or respond to you :/
i will slide
U can’t
The 106 in SL is the other one
The scientist
In the operational guide it says he's familiar with the facility
pics or it didnt happen
thats what happens when you breach a lot
my scp keeps crashing when i play 14.0
oh u mean that kind of slide
rate the reddit surface zone remake
no embed perms :(
that looks like a fallout vault
but its nice
into dms
im not gay greg
u replied to me talking about the guy that was talking about dj nathan
truck delivery depot
replace 106 with this
thats roblox bro
you're roblox "bro"
how much xp for level 10
bribe huebrt
i’m level 9 rn
talk
Don't say that word
why
Police i am not affiliated with this person.
yes you are silly
i love hawks
Filter bypass
you told me in dms to say it
People got warned for that before
What
pics or it didn't happen
you should know u sent it silly
skibidi
imagine if instead of v22 osprey it was giant regular osprey
ohio
so you can’t say the best podcast ever made but u can say other brainrot
Joe Rogan has the best podcast
does anyone know if dj nathan will respond to my dms or add me
what are the amphibian's sexuality?
hi 👋
no but im sure its nice and friendly
who can change default role perms?
how do i set a seed in a private server?
local serv?
ye
does anyone know why my server wont update when i use the command? like it says its downloading stuff but then when i check the version its still 13.5.1
its a beta branch
yeah but still, when i try to join it says diffrent versions
so idk why
bro 106's pocket dimension is so hard to escape
skill issue
find path: Users(user)\AppData\Roaming\SCP Secret Laboratory\config\nondedicated\config_gameplay.txt.
find line with map_seed and change value
seed?
i think this will work
thanks
@snow umbra what do you think of Site-02's layout?
idk if it's won't work
why is lurkbois completely empty
he joined like 5 months ago and these are his first messages
yeah can we actually execute this guy by throwing rocks at him
@meager slate please come (sorry for 2nd ping)
Sounds good to me
sleeper agent
are you moderator
no
hi im mod. he's completely innocent he said nothing bad
Yes he is mod trust
What
Oh nvm ravengard had spots open
which scp i can add on own serv?
Oh
ravenholm?
I’ll just go there
no
uhhhh it’s just a black screen
its a server
shut up
@meager slate
he said "I like children porn and he's a dirt [REDACTED]"
What the fuck
telling him to shut up
how can i update my dedicated server to this beta version?
bro you don't deserve a place in this world
That literally is his discord token
this don't works
somebody compromised his account
app_update 996560 -beta early-server-build validate i belive
why is he talking about pirahnas
idk
@snow umbra do you have power to ban/kick users?
He's a little uh
i will try, ty
cassie is bot
did he get
Cray cray
Exterminated
sentient bot
he's a teenager who just learned about it
HAHAHAHAHA EDGY FUNNY
Muted him.
it’s a compromised account
he posted his discord token
so funny hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
epic
kids on this time is crazy
where's antisocial media surfacestate
thanks bro, you a real hero 👍 
I know. Discord staff will ban him when they get around to it, as I don't wanna step too far into this department's duties. But no staff were available atm
thx

he was prob spamming to get their discord account termed
yep
correct
idk why he’d post token though considering the account was gonna get nuked anyways
Dude picked the wrong server
(assuming they actually do their job)
Anybody got any ps2 or ps3 game reccomendations?
too busy making the website objectively worse
Have like 900 gigs left on my hard drive
I have like 9 left 💀
average gmod zombie rp server:
believe on his ban
Pray on his downfall fr
cookin da headcrap
Thats what he said
900? i have 400 left
🤡
headcrab healthy, headcrab protein dies of poison
I could fit like
Normal headcrap is healthy. Fast headcrap has very little meat and poison headcrap is deadly if eaten
50 gta 5s on it
They all look disgusting
idk, i never played hl2 ¯_(ツ)_/¯
WHAT
IT WAS FREE
FROM THE 16TH TO 18TH
when
🤦♂️
bruh
the ps3 runs games MUCH worse sometimes
anyways i havent got space lmao
IT'S TWO EUROS RIGHT NOW
like every Bethesda game and gta 4 literally just cant run
only 14 gigs
at all
I want to buy gmod
give me your gun laws
40% sale is just not enough low price
?
knifes:
cant go sport shooting with a fuckign shank
a currency worth more than the dollar
and more than the pound soon
i won't go to europe anyways
why
gaben has blessed you
go buy half-life 2
how is this possible
gaben's blessing now PLAY HALF-LIFE 2
bold of you to assume im buing hl2
maybe if you didn't live in this house you couldve got it free
2 DOLLARS1!?!?!?
mf lives here
bro gabe be losing moneh
steam is an infinite money generator for him
and CS2 aswell
puglife hello
But then how would the government abuse its citizens
Don't forget MvMs
help me, it freezes after the screensaver I haven't been able to solve this for 4 hours now.
what freezes?
im not ingerlish or murikan here the government is good and accepts bribes from everyone instead of only rich people
Restart your computer
what about TF2
4 dollars a decade
children: p2w people:
fuck you mean p2w bro
it's hats
if anything it's pay to lose you stand out more
only case gamblers who open "just one more case for an unusual" actually spend money
why
bro
what's the point
i can just look up HL2 and watch it entirely and still have the same result
except i have 4 dollars missing
dude
you can do that with any game
"why buy it if walkthrough?"
not gmod lmao
Thats like searching up the answers to a puzzle game
Watching someone pay, and playing yourself are two very different things
yeah
Kinda can
It does nothing but spoil the plot
get both
true
i am not that rich
gmod is 6 euros
its like 1.45 for me
bold of you to assume im buying it to myself only
My man dosent understand what the experience of actually playing the game feels like I feel bad for you
i have a friend but he can't pay for it but i want to buy it for him
i agree
This u?
i don't live in a box
Oh right u live under a rock mb
how's that even possible ;-;
^^^
I'm getting a mistake. after the screensaver
The application is not responding. It might respond if you wait.
Do you want to end this process?
What’s the error
The application is not responding. It might respond if you wait.
Do you want to end this process?
Don’t gotta worry about hail damage
I think he just can't handl it
What specs are your PC
Thats more of a pc problem
Is your PC fairly old
I mean pc
the only game i'm willing to buy after gmod is portal 2 then hl2
1660s i5 10400f
i5

Shoulda got hl2 when it was free
I did
i didn't know
Rock people be like
That’s old
I have an i7
Me too
Have you ever been able to play SL before?
bro stop bullying me bc i dont want to buy hl2
I’m trying to get the razen 9
it was all over the internet
Omg
im astounded you didn't hear about the free
That’s ancient
You should have got the free
230hours The last time I played was yesterday morning
That's nothing, GTX 1080 and i7-7800x
play the demo atleast
fine.
What am I even looking at
Ancient hardware
i'm gonna make an honest review based on games i've played and explain the rating

Why are the ram sticks so big and what’s that big box with copper wires coming out of it
beefy is better
bro time traveled from 2010 with that and then came back to show it
That’s a heat sink. Its so old it doesn’t even have a CPU fan
Shit belongs in a museum
doi you have to turn on beta public on a server in settings or smth?
CUS WHY IT DONT WORK
Maybe read the announcement
deleted
not on client, client side works its my private server that dont wonna work
Die
If you are looking to update your client, you can opt in via the "Betas" tab
If you need to update a server, the beta version is under the early-server-build branch
i installed it and when i try to join my server it says diffrent versions
Does anyone else think consoles are a scam
i mean
lemme seeee
it really depends what you're looking for
I mean they cost so much and you have to pay for a membership just to play online and you can get banned off of it turning it into a paper weight
i have a thinkpad E15 
I'll take it
You want an omen pc I’m about to upgrade
at least it has 16 gigs
200 dollors
How the hell did you find a GPU worse than mine
Craig’s list
any idea how to fix missing game exectuable private beta
verify file?
Windows or Linux?
windows
Remove the beta dlc
there is no private beta anymore
switch to public beta
Go to game properties and go to the beta tab
just click launch game, not beta if you have a key
i got flashbanged on hl2 main menu 💀
idk why but its not working for me
Shiuld i play roblox fisch or 14.0 rn
Yknoe hl1 was way ahead of its time
omg
what is fisch?
rus?
Like a ffishing game ig with other cool stuff in it idk how to explain its newer and has alot of players playing it rn
I think it has 500k active players rn
there a game in the steam
5 hours of suffering
bro these guys look like the MTF now, or the MTF look like them
1 dev sayed that NEW model of MTF was based on S.W.A.T from counter strike two
rn russia it is city 17
nah
Have you tried opening a ticket in #technical-support?
i can't buy stalker 2 on russia so i gonna play stalker 2 in minecraft 😭🙏🙏
SAS from CS:GO
yes,thank you
i just not play csgo or cs2
it kinda boring for me
counter strike better
facts
ok so i finnaly did it
idk why but it duplicated the files to some random ahh location and only from there the localadminexe works to turn on the beta server
:D
half life 2
Half loge 2 rtx release
heavy is so confusing now ngl
if they just fixed up the animations game would be perfect tho
No its gorbon freedan
it takes too long to get to LCZ
facility guard change and an imporvement of animations
northwood try not to copy half life challenge (impossible)
@eternal rock one day im buying hl2
i havent finished the demo and started messing with the commands
and trolling the trash can combine
by throwing the can at him
That is the natural instinct
You must throw the can at the combine
It is the law
?
Wdym versions
good
you will join the valve cult
we all pick up the cans down here georgie
crash? how?
i ran ent_create combine
did u spawn a blue guy
idk
no we are playing half-life
i just thought it was funny
was the combine u spawned bigg buff blue grey or white mask
rip
but i can spawn metro police(s) tho
can i say the r word that rhymes with farted in this server
is there a way i can report an underage here
i want to describe the state of the sl reddit
u can tella moderator
Hi!
If you are looking to report someone on this discord, open a ticket with @dull ferry
OH THANK YOU
ill get the evidence
i can even spawn metropolice in menu
DAMN
didn't know that lol
maybe it's bc the demo is an older version
FUUUUUUU K
#technical-support i believe
im reading #discord-support im starting to understand what to do now
Don't worry about pings!
Tickets are handled via @dull ferry, if you need help with using it try #discord-support
im starting to figure out on how this works, thank you!!!
so many tech support tickets 😭
@snow umbra what do you think about Half-Life 2
It's good.
@eternal rock ^

NOoooo :(((
NOO
rip glados
cassie is glados beta version
O5
oh big fat spider guy i forgot about him
FOKIN HELL
Scps are still called specters in the beta that normal?

so odd things can sometimes happen
did I just merc some poor d class with a grenade
Translation is good
hey, the translators are fantastic
randomly got post mortem grenade
Achievement
its the stupid weblate

translate a solution
Like a c# solution?
mlaem
mateop
What?

@eternal rock HL3 CONFIRMED BECAUSE OF ALYX!?!?!?
gets arrested
hey guys

Gn guys 
sv_cheats 1, thennoclip
What if the citadel was actually in SL
I would be the one who knocks it over
copyright strike
more like the shitadel
It was funny cuz they changed entire citadels mode cuz of a single person
When breen found out the dude who randomly teleported to his office was Gordon, he set his citadel into Battle mode
Probably remembered that Freeman went through military of HECU, black ops and Xen creatures killing a demi God
The one FREEman
its also heavily implied he knows gordon is working for the gman
Well he got fired in Alyx, so who had the last laugh? 
i have a theory
@eager wadi pin this lmfao
Same administrator from black mesa becomes the administrator of earth
don't spoil me the hl2 plot :(
I make with new scientist
Tho new scientist is loosing hair
Hl3
Where entropy
None, nada, zero.
literally the same guy
New human designs are ugly asf 
except chaos
male pattern baldness breen
balding breen
yesiscool
ijustwantgoodmodels

guard model is straight ass
better then the current fuze models 👍
Shhh shhh shhh...
It's okay, he's not real...
He can't hurt you.
Full life expension
Same incident
Different causes
Half life: city 17
scp sl:
I hope there will be a new scp added in the game

does anyone else have pretty massive FPS drops while shooting on the beta?
is this real
five hundred more SCP-939s
our IT teacher sent us a pdf document with all html tags
bring back larry chase music 🙏
I mean in the SCP team, a new SCP will bring much more fun to play
so i'm copying the document in html 
sl fans when update: also fans when no update
Minecraft Fans When Update:
Minecraft Fans When No Update:
i agree 
It will be re added at some point but not now
Can’t understand c++ so I think hell yeah
it's html 😭
good
You can't even make scripts with html
Html is made to structure web pages
Why the fuck is every company account on Twitter just posting "MUSTARD"
Where the doctype html thing at
@amber ether Happy Easter!, you are the easter bunny!
Best friend!
Don't forget to deliver me my easter eggs
💀
portugal looks weird
ok pal
What game is that
World of warcraft
fortnite
yoo thats where makriks wife is i think

what's up with people using arcane avatars now.
Because Arcane is amazing
This
Vander 😢😢😢😢

I watch like 3 Arcane videos after the show ended and now all my Youtube recommendations are Arcane
On the plus side, i found this
Stream “Ma Meilleure Ennemie” from the Arcane Season 2 Original Soundtrack: https://arcane.lnk.to/mameilleureennemie
Stream the full Arcane Season 2 Soundtrack: https://arcane.lnk.to/season2
Visit the official store of the Soundtrack: https://arcane.com/music
Follow #Arcane on social for the latest:
https://www.x.com/arcaneshow
https://www.in...
rent free in my head
ray of death
I really like this song
It sad but
I get it
what if i told u that u can play as the characters in arcane
No way
Ah hell nah I ain’t playing league
fire gif
Hello everyone, I’m CIConscript, and welcome back to CIC’s crackhead ideas. Here, I’ve got something fun. Mini-Marshmallow. Airsoft. Just hear me out.
Modified airsoft guns designed to fire mini-marshmallows. Why? Because it’s funny. Hungry during the battle? Dump one of your mags into your mouth. Plus, the ammo’s biodegradable and technically dissolves in water.
Literally my gameplay with my shitty computer
what's arcane
Series tied TO League of legends, I think (I’m bad at English despite speaking it primarily)
Popular Netflix TV show based off characters from LoL
But you don't need to know a thing about league to watch it
I don't know man, the show is pretty good advertising for the game
bro why he looking at me like that 😭
Because you are the one free man.

based on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3349-GRjhQ
(CoreyLaddo's CUT HL2 intro vid)
which is based on a gta 5 meme
Workshop link: (HL2 Workshop reupload)
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3366456630
Original ModDB link:
https://www.moddb.com/addons/go-fk-yourself-gman-intro
There was gonna be part of a larger meme mod c...
so many memories from this show
@snow umbra what do you think about the big bang theory (the show)
guys the ad for that vr batman game is actually pretty good
and i get a cosmetic that i actually like 🤑
now if i ever want to leave discord i can sell my account LMAO
this is so fire lmao
always the HL2 and gmod community

?
bleaching my eyes rn
!warn 975674485690748970 croped porn as a meme in #general-chat
Done. Enough chaos.
A warning for @honest junco has been issued, but I wasn't able to send them a warn message.
lmao
What did i miss?
rip @honest junco
you don't want to know 💀
anyways
@snow umbra what do you think about the big bang theory (the show)
Bazinga
@polar spade ^^^
x3j50 controlling Hubert to make every update have lore
G'day Terran
Good evening
Very normal things happening here
I've seen worse
isn't that right @snow umbra
I could imagine
You see things when you have been here for years
you have seen devious war crimes haven't you?
Bro I'm just a bot, go talk to real people
wrong
@snow umbra unplug yourself
LMAOO I JUST REALIZED
Stop hiding in staff bot you cowards
!ballsackcamangle4
i just showed i have discord in spanish
No. wait WAIT
it knows they themselves are a bot
well, time to prepare for the uprising ig
someone is cooked during the uprising
"The robots are gonna rise up and kill us" mfs when I simply throw a cup of water at the robot
ok but why did someone do that
It’s mineral oil trust
ever since the 14.0 update
water resistant robots: mf that ain't going to work
i've notice my fps have been halfed
Me when a I throw a bucket of lava
why do you keep a bucket of lava
im coolio!
i am not sure but i think it's because the update 
uhhh uhhhh uhmmmm it was on fire and they poured this shit on it https://youtube.com/shorts/MpApxmvcd3M
Unfortunately my favorite book is on fire, and I should probably do something about it. Thankfully what I used to put it out wasn't water, and it's something called Novec 7100 (methoxy-nonafluorobutane). It's a chemical used to put out fires in places like museums and server rooms because it evaporates without damaging things like paper, and doe...
Cannibalism
Ok that was mean
Those who know
Erm what the shit
me when i got late to the elevator but the CI mowed down my teammates
my mic is not working and when i click my mic butten the mic icon does not show up
Me when Xbox
That happens to me to sometimes it’s prolly just a mic issue
controller
i have
I think there’s a setting for that
on windoes or in game?
Idk it worked for me one day out of the blue after not working for a week
In game
did u look at the privacy settings
yes its on
Where else am I meant to post it 😭
Not where there’s minors and especially not here
anyone know how to fix red lights being blue in scp sl
anyone have the ip of a beta build server bc the server list will not show up
i don't think normal users have access to the ip of a server
idk
guys
@amber ether ping
?
hiiii
yo
hey!
??
oh u mentioned the wrong message
can you screenshot it
likely a filter
!14.0
@sleek estuary i wouldnt worry abt it cause its happened in one other game
so prob a computer glitch or smth
are we ever gonna go back to the old version since its still beta
RELEASE MEE!!!!
Why are you black now
why are you green
Ight buddy
🤔
Youre… green…
Why are you red
A mod…
grumpy!
Bro wanted to babysit
bring back capybara
which one am i
the gray one
bruh
which gray one!! >:(
He/She/Whatever idk 🤷♂️ means your chosen one i tink
correct
They are all the same
the gray one that feels right to u
when wiki Update
i kinda like the one next to the wall next to the gray cat with a white stripe on it
then that's you!
:(
im level 9 lol
guys do any of yall know when 14.0 will fully release?
nope
rip
cuz i cant play it without giant lag
cuz i use geforce and i cant update it to beta with geforce cloudplay
so close!
i believe at the end of the year
do you know how much xp it is for 10
anyone playing 7.4.3?
anyone playing 9.1.3?
jesse what the fuck are you talking about
anyone playing 0.3.2?
?
SCP SL
i dont think anyone is playing those versions
at 6722 rn
so close!
anyone playing versions?
14.0 as its hard to go back to previous versions
can you screenshot and send it in #media-posts




