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Yeah second time
like its your actual ip?
that sucks man
what's a dynamic ip
probably private IP
Nope it's not my actual ip
Search it up
It's like VPN but it's not
oh
Probably got ban on dis cuz I already reported him I let that slide first time but I'm going ballistic now
sigma
Yeah I know I'm skibidi rizz
can we play the beta (14.0 update) on 26 november? @acoustic moat
Did you pay your fanum tax to Hubert today?
Yes
Good
!warn 764084866639593472 Pinging inactive studio directors
yes, public beta will drop on the 26th
but to answer your question, the plan is to release a public beta on the 26th
ERM
studio manager
Ah fuckin hell
shh x3j is director
r8 fucking sucks
x3j is a director now
why
what's wrong with R8
its not meta anymore
2 shot bodyshot
TTK?
dont matter
TTK does matter
peak -> shoot -> go cover -> peak -> shoot -> they are dead
looks like a steam drill
literally fahrenheit 451
!status
usually i get 4-5 kills in a casual round with R8
8 bullets
yes
try that in ranked match
cheaper than deagle and more ammo
i am a poor little boy i cannot afford prime
helppppppppppppppp
no
PLEASE
the R8 is the answer to your problems
no
why
two-shot bodyshot the fish
no
Canada official servers die?
eu servers dying too
recently servers have been shitting themselves
oh nevermind they back :D
why do I keep getting kicked out of kings playground and it says “authentication session not found”
:(
cloudflare might be having issues.
Vanquish thyself from this mortal plane, thou wretched soul, and bid farewell to all earthly bonds
you have a family?, dont kill you?, hahaha, yeah thats cute, now fucking die commie
psychopath in the making
hi
he's a communist
so he deserves to die because he has a different world view? 
when update
2 days until the public beta
Daily Spongdal
thank
!maid
@meager slate 
terrible fate
!rep @meager slate
You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!
This is also what i call a terrible fate
!rep @meager slate
You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!
thank you 
hiia

xdd
idk
You have to reach lvl 50 or boost the server
In order to get access to that channel
!rep @meager slate
You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!
it seems like the popular thing to do 
I remember a time when everyone had the same colors
guardsman red
oh wow I passed level 20
bruh
thank you! 
Use steam happy…
how do I unrep someone
(Didn’t use steamhappy)


this is watery favourite emoji

You can't do that unfortunately
I wish I could...

hmm
wsp*
omg hi Dj_Nathan!!!


hii
fuck you discord I just want to specify underscores
you are cringe, unable to do that.
put this man in a recycling plant crusher IMMEDIATELY


Ik
no pls

Nathan unlock steamhappy 
imagine begging fr



i love this server
best channel ever tbh

exactly
The steam happy is leaking

streaming scp sl now
free food in grounded




seabunni not for consumption!!

do not eat!!
Snack
You're just playing us?! :(

I just decimated an entire mtf spawnwave with the jailbird
t
@meager slatefk u
wtf?
hiiiii :3
u
me
litewally.
your honor, League of Legends
@mighty lodge
this guy is literally me
i love shooting innocent d class
if i had the choice to either shoot 049 or 5 d class members the d class members is a no brainer
Well actually even shooting at them you know 90% of them are criminals sentenced to death
Rest 10% is just retarded scientists who didnt listen
i dont get people who find the pistol and dont shoot the opposite team
gotta get those chaos insurgency tickets
I mean u just make scps win easier
Thats the side effect
who cares if you can watch people suffer and curse you in spectator
actually so true im doing society a favor by killing them
🐑 🤺
☹️
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
real
me
why so serious?
SL Mafia is reaL.
!rep @meager slate
You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!
!maid
@meager slate 
yummy sea bunnies
you promised.
vulfie is a welshie as well
eww
ya
more like stinkie
you promised you wouldnt do it at all?
fine fine fine
i have played this game for 40 days, 16 hours and 42 minutes
god you make it so easy
Hi
hi
can u make my life easier by paypaling me 63,000$
I unfortunately do not have the funds myself
what the fuck is up with the bot_place command
i dont remember paris looking like that
Me only for 18 days
That's perfectly normal, you good.
for April fools can Nathan give me the discord manager position
and can April fools happen within 3 hours
I want to ban people who I disagree with in game suggestions
thats quiet an april fool
I’ll also be able to ping Hubert to add more gore since I’m the big discord guy
what are you doing in this situation
living
awesome fucking skeleton:
i'll call freeman
I’d go “this life is pretty half 2”
punch the strider to death
easy.
MIAM : )
you can only punch hunters to death
stasis :(
i'll call freeman
why didnt the gman release freeman when the seven hour war happened
humanity wouldve won.
is he evil
goodman.
half life conspiracy
gorman
stay in hiding, hope for the best
thats going off the assumption that the victory of the seven hour war was at all in gmans plans
!nwapi
which, given that it didnt happen, likely wasnt in his plans
half life 3 coming out next year.
gordon would've died a lot and that is not fun for him
nah hes cracked he wouldve won
yeah
bourbon freemen is not doomgay
idk man hes pretty cracked
drops my freeman
please dont be cracked
public beta
but is it out on hte 26 th
!14.0
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Ye but is there no release date for the whole sl?
Not yet, all we know is it will happen before the end of the year
!14.0
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Ah
Gotchu! Thanks a lot
No problem
hi
hello
nathan can we have polls back?
@gilded timber
new map
The internet will never recover from AI
all die

green role
how is he first if i got the golden knife kill
there can be multiple golden knives
yes but i got the kill with it
look at the top: he's on weapon 16 (the knife) i'm on 17 (after the knife)
hiia
Every Guard be like:
British people will never look intimidating
I have seen scarier chihuahuas
fr?
no
he gambled more than you
RIFLE??
THE MP7 (which the FSP-9 is based off of) is a MACHINE PISTOL or SUBMACHINE GUN NOT A RIFLE
YOU FOOL IF YOU STEP FOOT IN GERMAN LAND YOU WILL BE EXECUTED
The P90 is the only SMG i'll let slide if someone calls it a rifle... since it basically fires mini rifle rounds
also the MP5 because it looks like a rifle
The belgians woke up one day and decided "what if we take an SMG and a Pistol, and make them fire slightly underpowered rifle rounds"
And they made the FN P90 and FN Five-seveN
They're chambered in a slightly higher caliber than the M4
who's to say they weren't using a E11 or something
no mtf spawn yet (class-d still in light) and they cant get into the E-11 armouries with shitty guard card
the israelis woke up one day and decided "what if we take a Pistol and make it fire .50 cal"
and made the wrist breaker
scientist card in entrance/heavy + 096 room:
"I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your filmmakers are gonna love it"
guardsa re not doing that
guards only rush light
like terrorists rushing B
I did when I played
because I'm not a fucking dumbass
@brave pollen make it so this guy NEVER SPAWNS AS GUARD AGAIN
that's a requirement for playing guard
you have to be a dumbass
cant spawn if I don't play the game anymore
oh my based
also when I did play I was fucking cursed
what cs:go skin under 28 cents should i get chat
what
like by a witch or with words
i need advice
default knife
sorry I don't play Cock Schlong: Groin Offensive
Cock shlong 2
this looks good should i buy 14 cents
wood sniper
i love wood furnishing
I LOVE WOOD
not worth getting a automatic sniper skin then
looks great
I would love to unload my wood
i need more money for flashback m4
@fresh yoke 😱
kfc chicken strips is like the best food item humanity has invented
^^
kfc bites
Half-Life 2 peak gameplay
When sex update
It's cancelled
Good one
Is anyone else scp Sl not working
!status
Takes a couple minutes just to load the servers then it auto kicks me with an auth failure
Who wanna simp with me for 2 bucks?
Simp to who
Me ofc
why do fuckers keep parking on the bike lane
Or you mean super intense Minecraft playtime
That is painful to wach
No
Venom vex
This is cancer to my eyes
That is two 84€ to 344€ fines right there
how do u do fellow humans
Breathing air
Kill
yes indeeeed
Ima get a new phone soon
Does sl do HWID bans
Should I go with vivo V40- Samsung A55 or Google pixel 8a
Samsung S24
I dont have that budget
when pubic beta
I just can choose 3 free phones from my provider
Since I keept mine for 2 years and I get some points every few months
I've had mine for 5 years and i'm fine with it why would you need to change it, is it a shit phone?
In 2 weeks
I can continue my phone contract and either use points to get a free or cheaper pho or pay less on the monthy phone bill
Some old xiomi phone
From 2018
2019
Gonna see whats in stock
Samsung for well
Damn
It'll probably last longer
I have a Samsung S10 and it's fine
Still has some features the iPhone 16 doesn't have 
i only really use phones for calling people and listening to music so i dont really look for expensive ones
i dont even got any data
I've got the s21+ now which is the first phone I've had that isn't slowing down
No Nathan
I demand 2 weeks

i be using a discman to listen to music

Probably going to go with the vivo V40 or Samsung A55 since they are 126€ for vivo and 150€ for Samsung
I will delete the data so you have to spend 2 weeks getting it again
Yo nathan got a question but idk if u have the answer: does sl do HWID bans for game bans?
not my question to answer
Both have great cammera but the vivo is ip68 water resistant rated
Aight
But is Vivo reliable
Is HWID ban just hardware bann?
Yes, HWID is Hardware ID
My mother has one she says its realy good
Will you use yours more than your mum tho
Yes
I need it for work
So will it serve your needs
I work as a paramedic part time when I'm not studying and all the calls we get are through an app on our phones
Well we still get them from the built in system in the ambulances
And pagers but all the documentation can be made on the phone app
Iron rich liquid
I once was for 4 hours outside in the snow during a big vehicle accident when some highway flash froze
One time I forgot my phone in the ambulance during the summer
The battery didnt like it
Changed the battery
Damage 101
Fun fact: that's a build the GIGN actually used
Fuckers DID use the MR73 revolver as a sniper rifle
Hey guys today I’m gonna go fight with my new sniper pocket sized
Ahh
anythings a sniper if you are good enough
Did they really use this thing?
The F15 can also be used as one
Anything a good gun if you are good enough - Albert Einstein
With a aim 120 missile
Also fuck you mean US that’s shit is not in America
Yes
GIGN is Groupe d'intervention de la Gendarmerie Nationale (National Gendarmerie Intervention Group), one of the most elite counter-terrorism units in the world, coming from france
Intervention team of the National Military police (English ttansatlino)
Are they like the speznas since they use those things?
Wdym
This is a photo of a GIGN soldier with a Manurhin MR73 revolver with long barrel, sniper scope and bipod
Ready to deploy
I alr included the english translation bruh
Why does he look constipated
Missing a bayonet
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Made from uranium
So did they really needed the scope at the end of the day?
Yes because they used it as a sniper rifle
GIGN snipers used that thing
I know
They are slowly moving towards Glock-17/Glock-26 and SIG Sauer SP but still do use the MR73
(For sidearms, for sniper rifles they have completely moved away from it and are now using the Arctic Warfare as sniper rifle)
yo, does anyone know where i can get help with some audio issues im having with scp sl but no other game?
Hello!
Have you taken a look at #1098299774291157043? if your problem isn't solved there feel free to make a ticket in #technical-support
Also it's gendarmerie not military police
yeah no shit
But its like military police
thanks but ive had a look at the faq and cant find it, um silly question, but how do u actually make a ticket?
Please flip up the page.
No there's quite a bit of a difference
A gendarmerie is a branch of the army carrying out police duties
Military Police is a branch of the army that enforces military law
Some countries have units that act both as gendarmerie and military police, like the italian Arma dei Carabinieri
cheesed to meet you
that body i found 20 years ago
no
TOMORROW?!
noxplis did you see the news….
#game-announcements message we need a emoji reaction RIGHT NOW
thanks, I'm saving that

does money buy happiness chat
what about those who hate their jobs
What happened?
can you redo the formula
Political or abt skibidi?
I TOLD YA EVERYONE
I TOLD EVERYONE HE PLAYED THE GAME
BUT THEY CALLED ME DELUSIONAL
HE EVEN USED MUSIC FROM SCP SL
once again we get proven right again and again
track 1?
it’s so boring being correct all the time 💔
I told em all, i told em
The music from Surface
oh
Or elevator
melancholy
When i was watching skibidi toilet episode, i suddenly started hearing scp sl, i thought its my brain replicating it cuz i have 1k hour in game
Moment i realized him using scp sl ost
I understood mf played scp sl
#game-announcements message when will u be able to buy the plushie
pls give him exclusive 14.0 beta key
or actually wait until 15.0 private beta….
💯
28th
Noice
That would be like promoting
I mean good way to make game more popular
A creator with 40M+ subs gets a key to test new game, he plays and promotes
finally marketing will be doing something good ❤️🩹❤️🩹
More players but good luck TO NW servers
Game will be "join button clicking simulator"
sadly with how old the skibidi community is on average we’ll have a lot of squeak peeps
we’re on the higher end when it comes to the age demographic….
For staff it would look like
"Easy promotion"
More kids in game
More bans
More bans=promotion
Penis
thank you
no problem
hi, is there still a way to download sl trough discord, not steam?
officially no
oh, okay thx
no problem
Why would want to install sl from discord anyway
dunno know why, but my steam version is often kicking me out of servers at the beginning of every round, thought this might help (in console it says "general error")
I think I suggest looking that with technical team as I don’t really know anything about those type of shit
fair enough. #technical-support i suppose?
no this isnt possible anymore, and has not been for many years
any reason why you want to?
dunno know why, but my steam version is often kicking me out of servers at the beginning of every round, thought this might help (in console it says "general error")
in the launch options on steam you can add -fdiscord to force the game to use discord auth
okay, im going to try that
Last time that shit was possible from what I remember was with the parabellum pztreon beta
try this, otherwise open a ticket #technical-support
?????

so true
im new bro!! im new to that
freaky
spark that stream up boy

Techincal support having beef with other teammate
aintnoone gonna watch plus family background noise go brrr
real
Average Northwoodian Staff
alrighty then
TS biggest opp is OSM
Literally forgot TS existed
It’s not even a rivalry
We’re just drop kicking everyone in TS
Poor Tech support
TS ?
bro getting freaky in the ticket
And now im drop kicking you
Least useful tech support
you not drop kicking no one 😭
who do u think u is
child
HR
so what
im going to kill you
He’s actually caught #3
no one is afraid of you
See textbook bullied nerd
!stab @tardy walrus
and let your corpse rot in a walmart dumpster
But tbf HR isn't much better
Average Nortywoodian staff talk
track01 goated
Average HR lifespan is 3 months
Darn id have to give myself discord mod

1 week
Not downloading that
3 hours
L
how northwood looks at the fans after the fans wanted an update
500 seconds
idk why is it jfif
Can we ban axxoriel for pinging inactive studio staff?
Still waiting for them to add gore to SL

Yes
its only for directors
@eager wadi the tech support and hr are fighting can you put them both down
unrelated but i scripted an arch vile jump into doom 2
why can staff ping staff but not ordinary people
nuh uh
racism!!!!!
tbf it would be situational and pretty useless
If that’s real that’s gotta be 1984
like gibbing wouldnt be that coommon
stay mad child
Tbf Nathan would likely put me down before you two
Keep reading from that script pal
This discord is 1984 you guys just doesn’t see it
uh oh
thats what happens when you put an OSM on hr
LMAOO
Damn
Nathan coming with a butchers knife
I’m leaving and never coming back
good
Bye
(What does OSM stand for again)
Ok
good joke
Orange sunflower management
Official servee mod
official stiny mod
A friend of mine has a validation after every single launch of the game (validating the game within SL), it wastes like 5 min each time and the wep presets also reset.
Imagine being an OSM
Imagine
so true
Osm is the best
The Northwood official ?
bros job is to ban innocent people 😭
Goochi goochi goo
heya, could you get your friend to join the discord and open a ticket via #technical-support :)
no
more like
Odorous Stinky Malodorous
middleman it
dead chat
I hate that gif

DAYMNN
Getting tickle all time must be awful
Spore aah bird
Big legs
Never seen it coming
he enjoys it
🥚
Where his dixk at
🌗

20.0 when
when we collab with skibidi toilet
19.0 update is so trash
One more thing
Nothing new under the sun
2
Becomes unreal
2
giga-glock? why
put a switch on it too
2
cuase its good to have
ok if your shoulders can handle it
at that size it's probably 50 bmg
i can handle everything
can you handle mega revolver
true texas ranger
i can handle 50 cal
low tier containment

Add weapon to sl
half-life 2 documentary
MTF FROM SL 
Literally me (eepy 24/7)

I'm gonna put you in my bag
No daylight as punishment
shut up anti-citizen
we're going to deliver a verdict through your cranium
thats so cursed
Chad Jinx
So u were gonna...shorten it to your level
Only time AI didnt ruin the pic
Funny how any other posters get ruined cuz AI has no idea what its doing but half life 2 poster
I hate when you're gaming and the cursor gets stuck in the middle of the screen
For NO REASOn
I LOVE THAT!
hiloguys why did project90 get remvovooeoed
what
wait, my bad
lack of attachements, old weapon construction etc.
crossvec has been chosen thanks to it's versatility and being more modern
Where does one report a non ingame bug? I found a bug on the SCP SL website 
Watching people make potato donuts, now craving donuts, and now that I have free time will have a nice day out tomorrow and buy some donuts too.
Still ruined anyways. It's AI.
So when are the containment breach footstep sounds getting replaced with actual good sounds? lol
hi
hello
Eventually
Like sometimes you just see someone and you’re just like
Oh hey new guy
But then it’s just the same guy with a different name and image
idk who u think i am cough
but not me
trust
Okay multiple personality disorder
scp 15.0 gotta be the sound update
FMOD?
fmod?
Female Mod
You're still awake?
Struggling to sleep
Same
I will purchase some sleeping gas
Please let me go, go, go~
There was concepts of fmod in SL
Heard from others it was a bit tricky to add in at the time. But it could be possible some day.
They have plans for new content in the future (just hunches)
It's okay we can fall together
I bet I can hit the ground before you >:)
dude I’m crying
Its planned but itll probably be a few years before full implementation
my corpse was in the elevator room of heavy, like towards the middle of it
I had a video of a fmod test from back then I think on my old PC, may be lost..
the elevator gets sent downwards and my corpse just ascends into the ceiling as 049 was reviving it
and it completely disappears and doesn’t come back
How ragdolls are programmed, they freeze after some time
Arcane was a great show
means leaving a few things behind..
(me when i lie)
You when you die
wat da hell..

asshole.....
Youre dead cant talk
Copium huffer
x_x
You came back from the dead to say that
I'm not dead
Itty bitty
Just blissfully ignorant to this server
You're literally 5 foot
You're like 4'9
Are you going to make copium into an actual drug with this seething
You havent changed a single bit
Nor you :)
Why are you up so late?
I just can't sleep so going through random servers lol
Need to be up in ~6h but should handle that fine
5h here but im feeling quite sick
not a lot it seems
So uhh, what's more about this secret labotaru (I am new)
shhh its a secret
🗣️
Um
Anyone know any SCARY horror movies?
Erm
e
i build over priced pc with cool lights
Wanna see my part picker
just list the specs
Heyo, my son really enjoys this game, and I am hoping to get him something for Christmas related to it. I couldnt find any official merchandise or that sort of thing. Is there anything like that available?
you're lucky, a new exclusive SL plushy is about to debut soon #game-announcements message
Thanks!
day 31 no embed perms
now that I think about it, they always release a plushie during this season, and I just realized it's mostly cus of Xmas lol
Yw!
Heres to 31 more days! 🍻
Who wouldn't want a marketable plushie for Christmas
🍻
e
touché
I need my very real commission
2 days.
The 14.0 Patreon Beta is currently open to Patreon Tier 3 (Research Supervisor) subscribers and above.
Purchase a Tier: https://www.patreon.com/c/hubertmoszka/membership
Guide - Accessing the Beta: https://scpslgame.com/beta-branch-access/
Guide - Connecting Discord: https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-gb/articles/212052266-Getting-Discord-access
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I might need to update that
Just might
that's clever
oh btw, will the beta-testing-chat channel turn public for when public beta releases?
including any other beta testing channels
The beta chat was public last time we had a public beta
I don't actually know, that will be up to Nathan
I don't really see why not though
Safe assumption it will be the same for 14.0 then
hopefully
No
Smod when
Guys, please advise English RP servers



