#general-chat
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whenever im away from home for a long time i usually bring my PC but its a lot of work
Playing SL on deck has been something that’s like pushed me to considering learning game dev just so I can push harder for controller support
They do smell good I can confirm that
gonna be at my grandmas for at least a week for christmas i think, and while ill of course spend time with my family after a few days there wont be a lot to do out there lol
Yeah moving around a pc constantly would be a pain in my ass lol
i cant believe i used to take it with me every other weekend when i was younger dude
its crazy
oh :(
good job zer0
Bruh
oh thanks a lot
Im grinding now for embed perms
Alright lmao
Happy to help
wtf
joe is this projection
Biggest issue with the deck is the fact you need controller support for the games you play, or at least, the game needs to work well with controller. You can provide yourself controller support no problem but it can still be a nuisance
i did not expect you to send this type of gif
trust me, I have much worse saved
ik
litteraly me ong
The mighty have fallen
I acquired some of the most cursed reaction gifs on this platform
not being bound by chains
joe channeling his inner furry after leaving NW
I can shitpost
what the sigma
Can we kill this guy
Do yall like femboys?

can i have the vid link?? :)
mr joe biden you are 112
its the inside that matters and mine are very soft
anyway anybody got a fix for mic no working
IS THAT
damn!
DAMNNN
please would anybody help an old man

im tryna fix my ingame mic
you react to that as if that was the worst one
same
Did yall know that is not gay to like a femboy?
i thought they weren't real because their legs are so large
crow leg
until i saw that gif
what gif
why the fuck are you talking about femboys
It was
What is this server about anyways
anomalies...
joe send me other gifs u have
Wat!
anyone knows how to play public beta on geforcenow?
or is it possible
and i'm pretty sure you cant change branch on geforce now
yea I think so
but maybe there is a way
I'm gonna gift my mom a box of durex for cristmass
what makes good neighbors then
theyre coming through the walls
i had a sleep paralysys today lol
scared the fuck outa me
Wait are you obama?
that one is old man
i dont have that many
no im kamalla harris
i am scared to missclick and send wrong gif somewhere
why wont the mods help in my ticket :(
dont be afraid
you need to confront the fear
If i boost the server do i get pic perm?
send the wrong gif
i dont think you should have pic perms
scary non appropriate gif appearing
Tech support?
Takes a bit for stuff to be taken care of, don’t worry they’ll get to you as soon as they can
on god
oh cool
Yes, but you are also welcome to use #media-posts, which is open to all!
I swer you saw my gallery
Yes senpai
do not call me that
Did. You read it?
no i didnt what
"rizz master" i doubt that
@amber ether
this shit IS NOT a scp sl discord 💀
Just read my description and you can guess my gallery too
is this the resonance cascade
the fact that this is also the official discord server
retarded description 😭
What
read my messages
it probably is
after the ping
🙏
illiterate child
Agreed I refuse to believe people like that exist
wat
who the fuck is pika
serves him ri ght
tf is that gartic phone session at the background
so satisfying watching him fucking die
dont care
bro youre out there watching cartoons bro
thats crazzy
That’s absolutely Bonkers
You mean Tech Support? You didn't open a modmail as far as I can see.
You'll have to wait for a response there, they can offer much better support than anyone here can
well no other choice i guess
probably check windows settings
i mean i did everything in guides and tech support
sound input device is matching uo
the mic tests in steam runs smoothly
i downloaded the file in the game files or whatever
cant think of anything else
My mental state right now.
Bro what is this and what is appearing behind the banner as the profile gets smaller LOL
Who the fuck made this gif LOL
Hiiii
@calm ferry any memory of who made this
this
Can’t be, mooshua was never a staff or anything
Unless it’s a plugin
idk it bugs me I can’t rememeber
it is that bad
server queues just make games take longer to join
they just make the experience worse
and the only thing worse then server queues
are
server waitrooms
Ender
The olden days
he should've latched onto someone's head and become headcrab

Happy Halloween!
HOW COME SCP 5K SOLDIERS MANAGE TO KILL YOU FROM 5KM?
Like literally i was at the top of satellite like 300 meters from ground
One dude saw me and one shoted me
HOWEVER when theyre 1 meter from me they cant get one shot
guh
shoot their legs off with a shotgun
from close range
wallcamp and bait them in
I LOVE M4 IN SCP5K
Mp5, M4 and FN are literally best guns
Ak's are just... ineffective
Half-Life 2 is really good
It's not morning, it's night.
Timezones don't exist, dude, it's only gmt+3
😂
You guys are just paid by CIA to act like they do
You can't convince me
The only country in the world is turkey, the rest is ocean.
I never used shotgun
Useless ahh gun
Almost 90% of fights are close range
This is factual
I am. Pusheen
we can play Roblox you can’t
omgerd the sheen! 
no not really
I love pusheen 
and pusheen loves you!
I like AUG in scp5k
Aug
Awe, thanks pusheen!!
More like
never found one
Augewehr
I used it in Antarctica mission
Scp5K kinda sucks as of right now, ngl
ive only done the first one
half way
got tired and quit
You can pick any weapon in Antarctica mission
Weak
guh
guh
I mean im not just a shotgun guy, i like AR or subs more
In scp5k supressed ones are better
AUG is peak
idk i didnt like the mp5 and shit on 5k
i remember it took me & my friend like
15 minutes
to figure out where the hell we were supposed to go
at the beginning
l85a1 
hello auro
hii

They changed that, u dont just walk around aimlessly now
In 0.15 they changed half of first chapter now its understandable than just
"Find 291837819494 generators"
when
bc this was like a week ago
or a few weeks
Recent update
I understood it now more than before the 0.15 update
ohh
Probably pick up a cat
oh
Maybe I don't know this yet.
🙀
Since Half-Life 2 had the Creative Workshop
Half-Life 2 gradually became gmod
😂
Gman:Go fxxk yourself
Iwillgosleep
Good night
good night

Looks fine to me
ms paint ass icons
It might sound like alien invasion to you
But it already got a place in our hearts.
your*

Hey I know I already asked before but how to get the Community helper badge?
so they can't be in the studio
I need 1 issue fixed as soon as possible and I assume it's common but can't find it on the bug report forum
Happy birthday to me!
🙂
When I download the game, it asks me to delete an old file. When I do, I go into the game only to be left with no servers at all on multiplayer on official and everything else being empty
🤔
well thats a weird issue.
uh
well I'd say its because you are not authenticating correctly?
Man I was like you know what I'll play some SCP sl before bed cus I have nothing to do and I'm faced with this 😭
How do I open the console?
Never did that before
Well I hope so cus I still don't see 😂
^
I have contacts, 50 bucks and he can have it
For like 5 minutes

so yeah @wide nexus just open a ticket in here, since your problem sounds confusing enough we need the pros
Fair enough
Bruh

Ty
Tysm
Ok so I just deleted the SCP secret laboratory folder on appdata and it worked apparently

!rep @rancid dome
You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!
felt like it
One thousand million beers
Oh my god
YESS
Tysm Joe, cannot wait for my room to smell super terrible of alcohol once I finish them all
happy bday
liver will literally stop existing
Like it would vanish

happy cake day
Axe-xor-riel :)
Hi chat
Happy birthday!
hi andi :)
Hello andi
are you Eyeless Jack
No?
no he is obviously Jeff the Killer
oh shit
cannot we just
turn Jeff the Killer into a Class-D
he should be an scp since a fire somehow coloured his hair black instead of making him bald
HR took the program out back 😔
No more helpers
facts
actually make Jeff an instance of his hair
his hair is the SCP
hard-to-destroy hair
lmao
he can try and claim child abuse cuz of me bullying him
actually, doesn't 682 have his hair intact too?
☝️🤓 Erhmmmm, Ackhtually, the fire DID burn off his hair, it just grew back black in the hospital
lmaoo
that somehow makes even less sense
how tf do you grow back your hair in less than a day
IDK I was just saying what I remembered off the top of my head
I thought he spent a while in the hospital didn't he
he has a lot of alternate stories
like I haven't cut my hair in like 8 years and it only reaches my shoulders, how the fuck did his hair grow back so fast after being fucking incinerated
but I thought he just escaped from his house after going through lysol stuff
everyones hair grows diff idk
also huh
I miss old terrible creepypastas that somehow got popular

smh
john doe..
sleep experiment haunted me for months
imagine haunting a copy of a game you like when you can haunt your friend instead
or actually majora's mask is peak so that makes sense
I found that image funny for some reason
he's like he was insulted then said: "TAKE IT BACK"
tru tru
excuse me gentlemen
You already know
💪

That crazy


hoodfights76
wsp 💜

😭
Is update on the 26th?
That's when the beta goes public
A full Release hasn't been confirmed yet
You're welcome
We all know it's 32nd December
Silly :p
What makes ya think so?
I have some suspicions
A big one is that I have 2 known cousins who have autism, Soo it may be in the family tree or something idk
the autism told him he has autism
He ain’t making it out
I won't check on the internet about that cuz a bunch of dummy people think they have something because they self diagnosed themselves on the internet 💀
fix your terrible game, i cant play without crashing for more than 5 minutes
fix
your
It's waaay better with a doctor
GAME
Looks like a problem that applies to not a lot of us
I've been really enjoying this Barotrauma game
really?
i keep crashing and itll like go to the main menu screen
but i can still move around and talk in game
and itll be like that for a couple seconds then itll crash to desktop

You can try looking at #1098299774291157043 for some issues that may be listed on there
If none of those applies to you or if the issue still persists, you can make a ticket via #technical-support
I heard knockings on my door from Larry, little did I knows, it was actually evil Larry
thanks i made a ticket
Lawful evil larry the shellshock man a.k.a radical larry
THE SCARY MAN WASN'T SCAREDS OF ANYTHING... THAT WAS UNTIL HE MET LARRY.
morning੭ ᐕ)੭*⁾⁾
Hello friends
Hello acquaintance
Very true
WHY WAS SIX AFRAIDS OF SEVEN? BECAUSE SEVEN WAS ACTUALLY... THE CREATURE.
damn I had the best game ever but 173 appeared out of thin air
spawned next to 914 as scientist
get 05 in like a minute
two scp 500s
micro hid
see shy guy, start charging
173 appears out of nowhere and kills me
a facility guard saw me with micro and then just walked towards heavy alone and got merced by the entire scp team 😭
Yeah, he just kinda comes back sometimes
mr former president i am a big fan
Gn
gn jesus
🌖

ever met FDR
Unfortunately no, but I hope to one day
he's a nice guy he wanted to make a nuke
anyone playing 9.1.3?
hello how to play scp sl on macOs?
install it
im so salty
i just died as 939 bc i was expecting the light containment lock down count from 20 to be subtitled and my headphones died on me. i was gonna do the trick where you wait til 8 and then course (this was on a modded server so course tps you)
"Oh boy I can't waits so see this movie!" I say, little did I know it was a feature, a creature feature, starring....the creature

It's not gay if I like it
Sucks
Fuck is that suppose to mean
Hell nah im outta here
You can only play sl on windows
It's clearly a lie.
Have you tried believing in yourself?
Me too
That is what cats do
fish
fish
That’s not a fish
fish
fish
Idiots…
ur delisted
How can I report a scp server?
what'd the server do?
tell them that theyre very mean
I cant take it anymore
why do they call him polyphemus, poly is a prefix for multiple, but he only has one eye
are they stupid?
Phemus means voice
Poly means many or much
So polyphemus means he has much to say
Talks a lot
does anyone know where to get all the scpsl models
pls im going insane over here
^
These are the new models
I should have the other models somewhere
Beat me to it 
day 26 no embed perms
Hi

How ya doing?
Great what about you
Bored and eepy
Today our school hired an English tutor for an exam coming up
And it’s just so painfully slow 
When’s that
Yeah, when’s the 9 am for you
Pretty sure that's a built in feature of English Teachers

For uk its 9 am too and usa 3 am
I dont know it in english
Im from algeria so if u can figure ? 🤷♂️
*Bonk
Get bonked, nerd
I honestly forgor where Algeria is 
North africa
Hello.
Hiya
How is everyone doing?
Great n you?
Ahhh. GMT+1
I'm doing alright.
So it is the same as the UK, when they use the BST
Nice
Guys are there any events that occure on here?
Or is it just a server for support and chatting?
I've been here for a long time but never noticed anything other than that.
That happened about a week or so ago
I only like playing the game when it's full out.
You had to be level 20
Here since 2021 and im still lvl 5 😭
Also I've been active enough in the server yet I'm still not level 5.
Ya just don’t chat enough
Yep
I've been here since 2020 on my old account but it got hacked.
Nice
Oof
But what should I chat about?
Idk xD
🤷♂️
You just reacted to yourself bro. XD
2021 isnt og really
Its like peak
Mhm.
Everyone joined there
Especially after frisky's vids were getting popular
Idrk who frisky is.
At 8
Good luck.
A ytber
I'm on my way to School too.
Cya guys
I fugred.
Got you covered 

hey is there a culer blind seting for scp:sl?
Whar
Blind coolers
Me when the answer is "Interested oil painting and drawing"
explains why lots of ppl die in mysterious ways in the sims 4
(I was looking for "interested in")
@rancid dome completed scp 5k. C3 ending wasn't what i expected
ALSO THE FUCKING ELEVATOR BUG I HAD TO RESTART
XD
hey so my game has blu replaced with oring and oring replasced with blu
what
What?
Nah im good i won't know how to fix either
idk it just is
yipee
how do i fix it???????????????????????????????????????????????
fixed it
so my exluxifly full sckrean is just brock but if i use other ones i can have the coreckt culers
What
I took it

sea bunni
(we all know why auro doesn't want their height leaked)
Like it isnt already 
fr
My P :)

You promised.
Why do I have to remind you everytime
food good
getting support for this game is bullshit hard.
oh you wanna play the game? too bad, nothing works.
i was able to play the game only once after it kept crashing on me
and i have no fucking clue how i got that dumpster fire to run.
I have no idea how peoples games just don’t work
computers are stupid and machines were destined to fail
ever since I saw the weakness of my flesh I craved the strength and certainty of steel
You are the type of person who says it "works on my machine"..
Tech Support often have a lot of backlog, if they don't get back to you in a week, you could try speaking to an a Tech Support member that's talking
Until you realise metal rusts
yeah don’t tell that to tech priests they’re weirdos
ouch.. ok.
Gl having a shower
don't worry, the first sentence wasn't directed at you
ZAMN
oh
yeah I am I’m fucking awesome and my machine is awesome

My machine is the greatest
it works on mine therefore everyone’s should work and if it isn’t then you’re doing something wrong
unironically
Wait i cant even use that pic anymore cause i got a new PC
way too enclosed how are you gonna have air circulation
drill a few holes in those circuit boards there’s nothing super important there I’m p sure
true
cpus are lies made by big techie to get you to buy more computer parts
my computer is hand cranked
I love cable management
Thanks skeletor
spoagetti
weird thing is as well, i've got 200 hours and its only recently been crashign on me.
what rank for image perms?
Level 10
sheesh
Don't worry, you level up fast
Also I just realised I forgot to close Rider
Also HDR doesn't like it when I do screenshots
funny
just call @strange niche a furry
it will go by faster that way
furry
but I am?
a whole day
It's not even an interesting cs file, just boilerplate stuff
simplewolf not going to do anything
can you explain in non-coder words
code that makes other code work
too complicated
Basic stuff
that seems redundant
simpfly it
no it really isnt
holy SHIT my arm feels like shit
too much lactic acid I bet
vaccine
That would be the autism in your veins
I mean that makes sense
spot on
immune response
literally terraformers
is the 14.0 public beta coming on 26th?
no game is canceled
what really
http://www.wheatleylaboratories.com/
Cave Johnson (J.K. Simmons) from Valve Software's Portal 2 gives test subjects fantastic news about a new test.
ya
didnt the say it ends on 26th and then public beta?
just go the plasmid route
no game is canceled
like the entire game?
ya
liar liar pants o fire i plyed it yesterday
microtransactions
👎
pink 096
14.0 was a failure
The guard model is so underequipped and doesn't have a balaclava anymore
The MTF model looks like combine
Scientist is old
Chaos is Russian
HCZ looks too new so we scrapped it
Cancelling 14.0 and all development on SL forever
see
i really dont like the models though.
they look too smooth?
What does that even mean
too smooth
Would you prefer the old ones?
How are the new models more smooth than the old ones
facility could do with a rework
Old ones don't even have any details
when are you going to insert plasmid dna into your dna (with pcr and what not) by the way?
everything looks like plastic
plasmid cloning
why be the test subject when I have plenty of FBI agents in my basement to test on?

true
Dare I ask why you specifically have FBI agents in your basement?
don't worry about it
why dont you
I think chaos and class d are the only ones I liked
scientist looks like walter white with hair
They volunteered to live in my basement (knocked on my door)
I should probably keep track of this narrative
oh biological computers
which is a real thing btw
Is this a SCP-003 reference
Background The Hamiltonian Path Problem asks whether there is a route in a directed graph from a beginning node to an ending node, visiting each node exactly once. The Hamiltonian Path Problem is NP complete, achieving surprising computational complexity with modest increases in size. This challenge has inspired researchers to broaden the defini...
or was it 5, dunno
It doesn't even look like Walter White
e coli computers
They're both old and white men
That's where the similarities end
Aren't biological computers just Asian sweats
scp 002 is the best scp
what
I swear they function differently
Looking and comparing old and new model in 3D software, i wouldnt say so
Old model is way to detailess
their brains are CPUs
rusty corn computers
no it is literally a computer
made out of corn
e corny
Studious Asians put the comp in computer
I think I should stop yapping about asians
oh no
that reminds me
youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
christmas music
It never snows here 
NOOOOOOOOOO
you dont want my type of snow
Bro what 💀
yellow?
freezing rain
winter sucks
That reminds me of that one rick and morty episode with that guy made of piss
Summer is in 10 days
I'd rather be freezing than boiling
Pissmaster?
Yeaaa pissmaster
What if Good mornings are wishes to have Bad mornings?
only people that say that are the people that dont deal with true winter
some baby shit winter
Only people who don't have to deal with my summers say boiling is better than freezing
Again, I'd rather be freezing than boiling, I live along the mountains

I will not be gate kept from a fucking season
We have to gate keep him
Its much easier to generate heat than to lose heat
But not cold enough
To lose heat you can sweat but that's about it
again you dont want it too cold
freezing rain is awful
dealing with ice on roads is awful
Sitting comfortably in a home with a heater sounds a lot better than drying out inside your home wondering why the ac is blasting hot air as well
I've never seen snow before 
Working outdoors in the heat is awful though
working outdoors in freezing 0c and below is awful
Simply wear more layers
your eyes can freeze
Don't have exposed skin
Just living in 35+c is awful
it only goes so far
You can also boil alive
Wear proper eye protection, that only happens in very very cold environments
When the hell is it cold enough for your eyes to freeze








