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When i was running he kept teleporting but when i was walking he barely showed ip
LMAO
Lmfao
true
I'm doing exactly that atm
U dont shoot at screen if its not exploading
someone already saved it prob besides me
Yeah, thats the sad part
Why shoot the screens then?
oh yeah, do the glitchy people 1-tap you?
Won't it agitate it?
but delete it either way
I just walked, im doing slow walk through
Once i started running
He mf kept teleporting and being aggressive
What are you meant to do when it finds you then?
It was for fun
Between NW Staff
Idk i just hid around
He will camp u if u dont move to another rooms
now it is leaked
Just to see if we had an office who would be the tallest
Is that how you get access to the inside of the cinema?
whar
has it
I’m not sticky
idk man, I'm ALTing and crouching yet it still follows me
you heard me
noh
You should turn off Projector 2 off in order to get Acces card 2
auro is evil and against the best interests of northwood
and should be banned instantly
I am sure I can get auro banned
Now are you meant to just walk into the seating area, pick up the code and walk our or is there some way to make sure it doesn't find you?
will discord let me ban myself
ya
Okay but someone has to balance out all these good and nice people with some malovelence
!stab @meager slate
You cannot mute yourself.
In projector 2 there should be dead soldier sitting and with code
all the good and nice people
look inside
3 awesome staff members
That code will open acces to projector 2
short energy
After turning off go to projector 2 sitting room
There should be door opened
After that u get acces 2 cars
Isn't there a code and backstage area for all cinemas?
Am I doing something wrong then? I'm like actually just walking throughout the entire thing and it just follows to every screening room I go to
I dont know if it's randomized but that was atleast for sitting room 2 for me
"I'm unable to generate a reply that meets our content guidelines"

oh I am suprised about that
I DON'T KNOW I'M IN C3 NOW💀😭
your energy
huh?
I dont have any energy wdym 
Screen anomaly just wasn't home for when you did it
In some projector sitting room he doesnt appear which means there might be code
i have an energy pulse rifle that will tear you to shreds
one of those numbers there’s too many of em
I am going to tell nathan to deny it
alr, imma run to room 4 then
Northwood application 
Nathan loves me tho
is it as small as you?
Jarvis pull up apathetic beaver warns
I also don’t wanna work in game dev
im not small 
it’s not a topic that interests me all too much
yeah but that requires a lot of brain power
PR/marketing would be cool
I talked to X3j about it a while ago
some get builled for a living on scp sl discord
(you)
I wished x3 talked here more
he’s cool
I have like 3 NW staff I consider really cool and it’s
Mikel
Beryl
and X3j
+me right?
true
auro isnt cool
and lucid
I took over your job earlier
your just pet pictures managers
We've established that already
Like I said, gotta balance it out..
auro didn’t re-open steam happy chat
You’re not even NW staff
curse of the seven hells
I'd be ok with that
This one gotta hurt
I wished scp inqusition was a thing. X3 would prob talk more here.
Mikel’s cool though I remember talking to him a bunch in the mimicry beta
but at least it is done
True, that must be why I'm not included in the list
and never coming back
Exactly
I don’t consider moderators NW staff
I’m sure you would be in everyone’s list
you wouldnt be included even if that was a thing
Nathan is my top guy for discord mods though
Read the discord roles
Hes not a mod 
hey buddy
you have to be quiet because you smell like poop
get it right
Thats untrue
I smell like flowers
also I knew nathan before he was a mod
Most dmods do other things as well
For a lot of people it's kinda a gateway position into other stuff
Also, thats kind of a mean thing to say, don't ya think?
so I dont even see it
Getting bullied is in the job description
No but, dmods are volunteers like any other position
Would you consider OSM nw staff then?
I don’t know what those words even mean
Official Server Moderation
I dont consider osm nw staff
no they’re server mods
or mod
:(
they’re northwood affiliated
hell not even admin are considered that to be it
they’re not northwood staff though because northwood is the guys who develop the game
for me
They’re not mutually exclusive
I dont really see that here
Invisible ink
it is always part of it
I think the only discord moderation I would consider NW staff is Nathan cause he’s like the big guy
Oh ok
So Security isn't NW either? What about PR?
CM?
Become QA
this is literally me and Nathan btw
Now
those 2 capybaras
Marketing is not NW staff
nothing is nw
So then what are they?
Hubert Moszka is not northwood staff
I’d consider security and PR NW staff
But we arent devs
or atleast most of us arent
If nothing is NW, then is everything NW?
^
Where do you draw the line
arbitrarily
nw doesnt exist
youre asking me all these hard questions as if I have the brain power to process it
Hubert muted me once because I said beavers were cooler rodents than capybaras on the intercom while he was in game
Hey I'm just trying to figure out what those moving cogs in ya head are trying to say
moving?
Hopefully?
He was fabricated as a figurehead for NW so we have someone to blame
Hubert is a speed trap to people to ping so the mods can take their anger out and warn people
Hubert is an SCP
oh I am surprised I have not been muted once by him considering I used to make fun of him when I was patreon
Hubert is Big Brother
Baldbert
like in 2018
!rephubert
You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!
wow this is an ancient screenshot
I honestly think that's kinda a closed minded way of thinking about a studio, especially one like Northwood.
There's so much more to making a game that isn't directly contributing to development but you could argue is just as important to keeping the game running
I'm not saying dmods or osm are the most important people in the studio but everyone plays an important role, or else they simply wouldn't have a position
yeah my line is drawn very arbitrarily
!05
I never really thought about it too hard
I am talking about the old moderation here
back when scot was it
nathan wasnt even here
hubert got so many pings
because he was on top
Moderation in this server had a big dark age from what I can gather
!o>
Remember @someone
It did
!scrungo
I think the whole point of the dark ages is that it wasn’t nice
Nostalgia blinded smh
nah you missed out on the resh worship servers
haha
derg secret chats
the inqusition
lion
haha
Old staff chat was a really interesting place to read
Should give us access so we can see them
Simply become a mod
Never did that myself
hi auro
hii 
hello Hubert

hello hubert
hi 
He’s not real
gingerbroth
15.0 update will make every SCP a gargantuan homunculus of steamhappy
yes
how are you doing hubert
early morning
where a week ago i'd go to sleep at 8 am
That's definitly better
I always do that too
normal
go to bed btw
alright when are you replacing the MG5 for a PKM for chaos
the bright drab green shitty box magazine is a NEED not a want
nah
it is a want
incorrect opinion detected
it’s over
The global shadow organisation well versed and armed for raids and hit & runs using generic low budget terrorist equipment
I also like how chaos having an MG5 implies H&K would ever sell to anyone that isn’t a gargantuan government entity
Makes sense
it ain’t easy being green
I got bored
that paracord is necessary
stinky beaver, you should know better

go read #staff-memes while you at it
Is it propaganda if it’s true?
some time
staff memes give me ptsd
yes but that still doesn’t apply here
I wonder why.... haha
I know there is some really old quotes still there. That I for sure lost.
Some things are better left unseen
Mod trauma
most things are now in my collection

a
When I see the 783th inside joke I still don’t understand
Yeah
it is funny because x3 was def a mod when it was first made because of this https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/509325021819305994/509336962130509835/bet.PNG?ex=673f2182&is=673dd002&hm=64b3f278cf54146c7990dbe1ab9e56f1f9bb82182a6cb1047236866860af91d0&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
cardinal was when scp inquisition was a thing
My favourite moment from that era was x3j50 making the bot ping @everyone
hilarity ensued
Its sad that its gone but its probably for the best
you say that as someone that got trolled the most in the end of it
the other havoc was trolled as well in it
The Red text incident
Runs in the blood
Every department has a canon event
You act like Ender isnt here
we miss him so much
Marketings is when it didn't exist
it's like he's still here sometimes
ender doesnt talk as much
Right im just schizo seeing Ender around
so ya
The accident was 2 years ago
It was so sad that Ender collided with a truck while on the motorway, veering off course and killing an entire orphanage after the car exploded 3 days from now
hell x3 doesnt talk here. Maybe in the dev chat but ya
Just buy the patreon
Dude I thought you were serious
Buy the patreon to visit Ender's remains
or scp discussion
Ender died
I still hear his voice in SL lobby sometimes
He's contractually obligated to mention his bluesky account at least once every 24 hours in the contributor channels

you guys know what you guys did there
I'm sure I did worse
everytime I looked in patreon memes

I wanted to die
I did a lot of random shit that caused... incidences
3 days..?
3 days
I've always been normal
you are not normal
Angelic
Fact
you are short
Okay but short is normal
Short would be 190cm
The cost of being a moderator is that the second there's something that can be latched onto you, it will haunt you forever
(sorry Viper)
Scalie
anything below the avg which is 5ft 6 ish would be considered to be short
Proto
Its my height
tall anything above 6 ft
No matter how much you try escaping
The blue proto will not leave you
stop lying
5ft 0 inch dwarf
Yeah.
hey i made this
god I wonder who called viper scalie the first time
you could market this
There you go Timeless
I was probably not the first one, but I'm fairly certain I solidified it
I assume the reasoning of that was his username
I dont know. I called viper scalie a lot as well
The what-
W pfp
i talked here 3 days ago
Thank you kind sir
!rep @meager slate
You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!
!rep @acoustic moat
You have just given @acoustic moat a reputation point!
I don’t know what my dad was doing being 1 years old in 1985 when he could’ve bought 100 shares of Lockheed Martin and been a multi trillionaire
Massacre
Furries stink
i miss the wavepoole and divinity era of game design
wavepoole is never coming back tho
I joined during the sunset of that era
same with divinity
I joined in 2020
it was interesting
Kinda forgot all events tbh
Woopsies
Oh wait no I remember one
It's not a good one
Game Design is a hell lot more organised now though
started getting made fun of in 2020
How the actual fuck anything got done I have no clue
makes sense
No thats 2021
Remember what got done was V1 096
Grind
And even that was delayed
how did anything get done before then
Beta 096 was hilariously broken
+3500 HS
A lot of grind
With old guns
is that when you said how short you were
Funny to think I was HR at one point
or you took havoc's place
ya
so was havoc
the og
I still cannot believe that
or how vulfie become a mod
vulfie is so different back then
my god
why do that when you could just do what me and terran did
and make a discord server @strange niche
to store it
even if discord doesnt embed all of it at times
ya
I need to prob transfer all of it over
at one point
a pain in the ass tho
not only for quotes but for other things
a
Daily Spongdal
how many terabytes does that have?
!14.0
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when 14.0 will release?
atleast 3
@rancid dome expect the elevator door to be glitched in C3
.
You will have to restart at some point

I had to
When it releases
Wha
There will be a public beta on the 26th with a full release before the end of the year!
I completed all chapters finaly
November or December
26th of November
I'll be honest I miss the server room part
What happened to it...
I was thinking don't get me wrong old SCP:SL Characters models were made from Fuse?
yea they were
I DONT MISS ANYTHING
They changed half of chapter1
Cuz how annoying it was
"Activate 2938748190483294729 generators"
Also goodluck in C3 going down but i wont tell where
the chart
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
when is the update dropping?
What to do if I have a small ping but still lags (I'm fine with fps)
Before the year ends
hour 611 no embed perms

how to some people have mini stuff on their shoulder
!rename 714879587703717961
Done.
Done
what
is this like ingame or
yeah
ight
Who that
How to get free patreon:
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on the contrary you need to type a lot
it’s like from 3000 to 6000 xp
its not that hard man
it is :(
Fuck touching grass
i literally got it in like 2 days while not even talking that much
go send bait in #scp-discussion
and start a argument
and you win
that’s such cap bro i was yapping for a few days and didn’t get it
Real
Yap harder
Observe
unless you actually yapped a storm

what u wanna talk about
the worst plugin ever added
if it’s a real update
i am never hopping on ca1
i cannot wait 3 hours to play one round of sl then get kicked from pateron
Peak
If you’re waiting 3 hours just queue for another server
That’s like
Super unlikely
That there’s a single server among hundreds that isn’t open
what if northwood outage
@kind geyser your bait has been taken
baiting the unbaitingable
my specialty
@river igloo
why is market pliers there
Market flier
!
i yearned for the mines
Couldn’t agree more
literally like all of them are modded or empty and i dont like modded
like 6 sl servers are good
and 3 are lost to time
@onyx basin Could you check out DM? I mean, add to friends so that I can ask something?
yo, if im 96 and i just finished raging there is this small period of time where 96 chills out. But, if someone shoots at me during this period, will another rage activate to let me kill the guy that was shooting at me?
t
no
u gotta wait till ur activation
happens
cooldown thing
what server ru playing
bc in mayhem servers yes
but normal servers no
i feel like scp:sl
is kinda
dying
idk
theres some servers but its german italian
only 2 servers
r
normal
shii
possibly
probably
the italian scp community is alive as fuck
i was playing official servers and
i was trying to teach some new people how to play
but im terrible at explaining
i had to yell at a guard to pick up
and i was hard to get in
a keycard
bc he detained me and 1 other d class
but wouldnt pick up the guys scientist card
so ew could get. amtf card from096/106
why am i ahvning a stroke trying to type
can game be revived or is it dying
possibly
maybe if they add back tutorial
so i dont have new players asking me
"how do i interact"
i literally came back to scpsl after 4 years and
had everything memorized
in2020 i only had like 15-ish hrs tho bc my laptop was ass
What to do if I have a small ping but still lags (I'm fine with fps)
Why can't I D:
Some people may not want their heights leaked yknow

this is the most lying thing i have yet seen on discord.
!maid
@meager slate 
you should've seen some serverhoster claims after we suspended their asses
every lie contains some truth
Joe is kinda small
your height being tall is no where close to truth
why you guys talk about auro being small
I still have the comparison pic between me and deputation when i went to his place in 2022
or was it 2021
I can't remember
they keep bringing up their height being "tall" when they aren't.
Hey I didnt say that
I said Joe was small
You guys called me short
its not me its you
You are carry on size
joe is tall mate
I'd be towering over Joe

OKAY BUT
when pools update in SCP?
I'm just pointing out the facts.
Hey chat
no pool
why
well
no swimming in the pool
besides acromatic abatement
Do I start a new playthrough on Zomboid or Fallout 4
Zomboid
Why not :((((
aw I can't find the Joe forearm sticker anymore
aids
Oh that makes sense
but a exclusive pools for light
Pools closed ig
class d would litter the pool with their own corpse
Please explain to me, in detail, why light needs a pool.
or jetpacks update
Do not hire this guy
this aint GTA SA
Please explain to me, in detail, why would Site-02 have jet packs.
to swim
to fly
For who to swim? Why do they need to swim?
for the new surface
give me 5 minutes
For who to fly? Where would they fly?
zomboid

zomboid is PEAK
@tame hollow this?
I am dead in 4 mins and 30 seconds
I just wanna watch my items float in the pool.
no the other

that one was from canada in 2023
.
So jetpacks don’t need to be added yet, ok
YAAAY :D
Best reason yet
Bold words
Auro
ok

do not
Boutta start telling people to write me an essay on why a site would have their suggestion and what sense it would make gameplay wise
It makes sense because I want it
Yo what kind of build should I go with
I usually don’t do builds but I wanna spice things up
X'nagħmilx?
And I want more 914 weapons but they won’t give me that
It's a very good idea; that way, they wouldn't make mistakes like the guard's design

honestly whatever you want
guard's fine
God damn it
fire axe is PEAK
BASED
I know, but realism can sometimes ruin a fictional work
axe level 3 ish with nimble 4-5 you slice zombie brains
Might go for gunplay way sooner than usual
when do you usually start shooting?
???
Tf is wrong with the guard?
I think the guard is wonderful personally
emotion chad
By the time I’m using anything other than a shotgun it’s usually winter
and when do you usually start using shotguns?
also holy damn..
And I agree, its design is fantastic, in line with the game's illogical nature
I have never survived anything past like 14th of augest lol
Whenever I feel like it, usually I don’t have to cause an axe works fine
Yep!
Crowbar ftw
same
Crowbar is also based
And nightsticks
That shit is old reliable right there
I keep a pistol with me at all times
Good enough for Gordon, good enough for me
What gets you killed?
since if for example I am trapped in a room I can shoot the window and get out or stun the zombies and move past them
but rarely
and it never happened to me
but just in case
I also carry a pistol, prefer revolver bc it's easier to reload with loose rounds rather than finding and reloading mags all the time
Pistols are nice and all but unless I’ve used guns enough to be a good shot even when I’m panicking I won’t take it with me, too much weight for something that’ll barely help me
furthest save I died because I wanted to go fishing with a friend and we parked in a zombie dense area at like 4 am
Revolvers are good starters
I could not see shit even tho I had night eye and
just got surrounded and eaten
basically getting cocky
Yeah but hardly ever use it
That’s the real killer
Know your limits, and be careful when pushing them
Always have a way out planned
Last run I did yesterday it got me killed bc it along with a house alarm got me and my base swarmed
Yeah but it was rough bc it was right in my neighbourhood
@bold talon
A big market with food
you play games?
I have games on my phone yes
Ah yeah best advice I have there is to run off for a while, wait for it to stop, and slowly start taking the bits of the amassing horde
You may have to stay somewhere else for a night or two if it’s really bad
it was so sad cuz i had fitness 8 iirc and strength 6 and my character was pretty cool
but it felt refreshing
Tried molotov-ing my way thru them
i honestly think that you just blank stare at a wall sometimes
I wasn't sad
Burned the motel next door down
It had mostly sheets as far as valuable loot goes so it wasn't a loss
I personally do not use fire (with the exception of a modded can of WD-40 with a lighter) because I just don’t like to. It’s really good if you know what you’re doing, but I like getting up close and personal, even with guns I like to be the one doing the killing, rather than fire

yeah
Ah rip, I’ve never focused on fitness with my characters
fire is dangerouse and can burn an entire town + it is kinda cheesy
Once I get far enough the game is just a house building sim
Hang on let me get my dream home blueprint
I start with fitness 2 so combat is hell
but I use trademill mod to grind the hell out of fitness
I would spend days doing nothing but eating and running on the trademill
If it works it works
but at least I have a friend who keeps me company!!!!!!
yeah fitness 2 is horrible
you can still take out groups of zombies no problem but the moment you even hold shift it drains so unbelievably quick
Oh I rarely jog
Besides like a few bursts when dealing with zombies
It’s not at all needed it’s just cause I prefer to
I only jog when I am going to somewhere safe like a car or going around a house to lose the horde
or as you said the few bursts in combat to make distance
Also I’ve decided I am not starting Zomboid today, but I will tomorrow. I only have my deck with me right now but I go home tomorrow and with thanksgiving coming up I’ll have a massive break
Yeah that’s a good time to use that
Ever played with sprinters?
hi
me and my friend wanna mess around and do stuff like night sprinters n stuff
but we never get around to actually doing those things and just play on vanilla sandbox settings
Oh real
See I change a lot of my settings
Main notable ones are
-The day night cycle is twice as long
-Infection only spreads through bites
Been thinking about eventually trying a playthrough with the airborne mod
I used to have infection as bite only but to be honest idk what changed in me and made me go "I think blood and saliva works"
Fair!
I think it was smthn along the lines of playing proper or smthn
It’s all about player preference
plus I like gambling
I like seeing a scratch and going "please let it not be 7% please god please"
Like in the wider community I know a lot of people love using fire
But I hate it, doesn’t feel right
Fair, I personally hate that lol
it's a very quick way for you to get humbled lol
True lol
I used to think the same but what made me be fine with it is that
for the chance to even happen you need to get grabbed which is
1 a mistake
2 it could always be a bite instead
True!
I will say I do also play with the rapid CDC response mod if you know what that is
nope
The main thing in it is medicine
You can find medicine to extend your life once you’ve been infected
Some have terrible side effects, some not so much
Rarely however, you can find a full blown cure, but it’ll make you feel like dogshit for a while
I will say that has contributed to my longest playthrough
Def not for everyone
a big thing of this game's identity to me is that there is no cure
no hope
and nobody is coming to save you
you're on your own
this is your reality
@cinder sapphire british
I like a good ol story of overcoming all odds
My end goal in most playthroughs is genuinely just building myself a house
I guess my end goal is just surviving as long as possible just out of spite for the knox infection
(I'd like to think some sort of cosmic horror is responsible to it in my headcannon)
Always love something like that
what inspired my thinking of this was a line from the lore
Oh yeah on the topic of that I’ve been writing lately for one of my OCs and the current chapter is heavily inspired by my experience in Zomboid
smthn about a guy saying how corpses looked at "peace and ease" before the knox event
but "these ones are diffrent" and "there is no soul gone up the sky"
lemme find it exactly
Alrighty
Oh I see
I like that interpretation
Again reminds me of the writing I’ve been doing for that oc cause it’s like her whole thing that she dies and instead of staying dead just somehow or another ends up in another world
Never ironed out the details as to why but I’ve heavily considered the idea she pissed off a divine being
More than anything it’s an excuse for me to write about video games I like with the same character while still exploring other themes
relatable lol
but I'd like to think it's less of humanity doing smthn that whatever "it" didn't like and more of it always hating humanity
and basically using them against each other if that makes sense
SCP-5000 type shit
and whoever is lucky to be immune is whatever represents of humanity surviving out of spite like we always had for thousands of years
@rancid dome replayed scp5k but 1 life challenge
I love going for "realistic" mode to see if i was there would i survive?
Oh I love that
I really think that’s an interesting perspective cause I guess I kinda try to survive out of spite?
Cause I think of it more of as a “I go out on my terms, not yours” thing, but I suppose that can be seen as spite
Surviving out of spite for it
Surviving out of preserving humanity
They all fall under the underlying want of surviving
Which is what makes us human!!!
sup
can anybody help me out with my mic
i kinda did everything i could
to fix it
instaling the mono thing
checking everything
idk
hungarians trying to explain how they arent turkic
See the thing for me isn’t that I’m doing it for humanity as a whole. I’m doing it for me.
Is your mic input set correctly
These 2 are not mutually exclusive
Oh definitely not
my ideology is
my country ist gefallen, and i will fall with it
well i have the same mic set in steam settings, in system settings and ingame settings
Help why am I getting philosophical over a zombie game set in 90's rural kentucky 😭
Nah fuck it we ball
But yeah it definitely is in a way
But I think it matters more how you see it yourself, in your motivation
I find it hard to rally behind humanity as a whole, but that changes as soon as I actually interact with individual people
If it’s just me out there though, I can’t be bothered to think of the other people, just gotta focus on myself
so any idea for fixes?
i press the ingame button for voice chat and there isnt any icon indicating that im using my nic
mic*
No clue tbh
You using anything like voicemod?
Does your headset/mic have a manual mute?
Make sure that your mic is using "set to default" option
As the game uses the windows default one
And check your windows default
nope
does but i have it off
oh ok
Hello biden u Lost it
playing scp sl is more fun than presidency
@scarlet tree Hello!
You might want to open a ticket in #technical-support, the tech support team there might be able to offer further insight and help you find a fix.
Good luck getting it solved!
i want to bleed out there
like
while being held by my gf
i think this is the best way to go out
this reminds me of that scene in detroit become human where connor gets the option to shoot himself
or something like that
Bleeding out there is perfect I think
People have talked about that on Twitter lol
lmao
i need to finish that game man
ive seen so many endings but never finished my own playthrough
You should it’s so fucking good
i don't want to bleed out on my own :(
oh its amazing, i love everything about the game
except taking 6 hours to download shaders before i can play

if you bleed out there, there should be no one near you.
no noise
i need to make space to install it 
I played on my deck lmao
bleeding out
id kill you
honestly forgot that existed, im surprised people actually own decks lmao
I was literally thinking exactly this
the only reason i would buy one is so i can play scpsl in the car on long drives LOL
Dude it’s genuinely a wonderful purchase if you’re not home too often
Like I spend my weeks at college and my weekends at home
oh yeah that must be pretty good
So here on campus I just use my deck
one slight problem is, it costs as much as a computer
well, it literally is a computer



