#general-chat
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hi im new in this server but on the scpsl server i been playing for some time, i want to know where can i go ask to unmute me on the game
they muted me becouse my microphone was buggin
you have to go to the specific servers discord and ask
Servers are obligated to provide necessary contact information in their server info or server title
oh wait i just noticed im on the wrong server
What funny
lol
You resign too inter?
Wait

Holdup
7 days until updoot
Aw

Errrm is this the actual sl server
no, this is the actually actual sl server
Roger
Which
That’s why everyone is talkin

?
Bombs will drop from the sky?
Alien invasions?

why is it looking at me like that 😭
I hope you didn'y paid for this.
bro has 556.7 fps on premiere
are you an adobe employee?
I'm Adobe Hater.
yea i cracked it

Based
who tf pays for adobe stuff
You didn't heard that.
*Yearly
You cannot paid monthly.
I mean you can but the plan is for year.
last time i remembered it was monthly
It wasn't
also their anti piracy is so buns 😭
Scam, fake info.
Get the fps under 7 and we know you're actually working on something
if they hit u with the "this adobe installation isnt paid" or smthn like that
u just have to disable the apps access to the internet through firewall and ur fine
great job adobe
Use Open-Source alternatives instead.
"learning"
only workflow is different.
You have time to chat in this shitpost chat, but no to learn new skills?
i have time cuz im waiting for a video to render so i can put another one to render
its ltrly just 3 cuts, 1 transition for a video and then just hit render
Car
When will public beta come out?
26th
Thanks pookie
that's not too bad
What the hell did I just witness
so whimsical
that cock had massive balls
Hello chatters
Thank you for this I love neco arc
Ok now send me 10 gazillion euro
Thats enough for kong strong energy
Its 0.49€ in austria
I see you for the first time
Okay maybe it is enough
I have no idea what Kong strong energy is
Redbull budget version

But hey they taste good
Hiya
Nice
I love it when i play epic dramatic music in scp sl and ppl say "bro thinks his the main character"😭
Just in the mood
I PLAY FOR THE CINEMATIC MOMENTS
When the uh
Should I be worried about my knee now?
Is something wrong about your knee?
Knee surgery comes for all us all
@amber ether Smelly..
No thats why I don't know if I should start worrying
Then not really
That is the moment you should run TO THE SERVERS ROOM
I need help
What is wrong with the game?
I NEED HELP
@orchid kraken Can you help
?
I can't
Im not technical guy
Like what exactly happened
Like I wanted to play the scp game
Ok
How?
#technical-support but firstly check FAQ
Go channel and scroll up but read before creating ticket
just dont fucking rush to open scp sl its not a question of your life
It wasn’t that dramatic
Nah its a little part of what happened
I have entire clip
I was only mtf left with doggo zombies and 049
I had to run around for minutes
??
@strong dune i remember this when i was only human and had no ammo outside with larry obviously easiest scp to stand against
Just run
meanest people
Thats what i did cuz fuck else im supposed to do
Bad word
How tf u get up there
I won’t tell you bleeeeee

How tf u get up there

!maid

The Nyathan is here
one day the command will return
The command is perfect
!cc edit maid @meager slate
Custom command successfully edited.
@meager slate
Oh gah 
Csgo trailer ahh music timing
Story time with the Bullsquid!
One time, I was getting out of a bath and stood up too fast, ended up passing out for a second, annnnd hit my head on the sink, pretty hard actually
Thankfully it didn't knock me out or injure me severely
Glad youre okay
I wonder what causes low iron
I swear getting out of bath is probably one of the most dangerous things cuz one wrong move and you're done
huh?
Just dont drop the soap and youre good
You should drink more water and keep your minerals in check bro
Do some blood tests
Chronic iron deficiency can be 'cured'
Servers can be joined by ips
I hate Python.
Some frog tests
Can you help me please
@twilit pilot CORPORATION UMBRELLA.
Hello!
Have you taken a look at #1098299774291157043? if your problem isn't solved there feel free to make a ticket in #technical-support
Looks more like drivers, or hardware problem.
Thanks Lucid
Why can you not help me right here
Tiny mod
We are discord mods, not tech support
It was working just fine
Because fun is not allowed.
But then I changed the resolution in the game and boom it crashed
Now I cannot play the game
L
Sounds like skill issue.
Change the resolution back.
Forg
Start your game by Steam with default configs flag.
0/10 ragebait crawl away
Just like you :D
Cry more.
Bro I cannot change it back If I keep crashing
I already told you how to do it.

We've told you what to do
What? To make a ticket
Like a bot does your job
It is actually something good.
Automatization speeds up whole process.
Also Auro is a verification guy, not tech support.
bro downloaded evil sl
How can resolution do that?
Fucked up drivers settings i guess.
Modded server
I fixed it
It's okay to be wrong
It's okay to be stupid and using Python.
It's okay to be wrong :3
I hate you
):
Just learn me Python.
And tell where you can find job with Python knowledge.
Your P
Just about all companies with anything programmers
Python is still one of the most widely used languages on a corporate level
And it's one of the most versatile languages too
Your J
Because corporations wants to make earth a worse place.
Trueee but no, there's a massive appeal to it, mainly its versatility
Use c++
I'm kidding i know usecases for Python, but still hate those.
If I wanna end it all
Or just learn Rust.
Do you hate AI, cybersec, Data Science, IoT D:
You will use Rust's written programs and cope with that.
C
Lmao
C is okeh I think
Okay i download PyCharm, now give me some pills that learn me about this shitty language.
Red or blue pill
I hate reality.
Idk I was born with exceptional memory that made me get the hang of it in like a month
I just want some job.
What a dumbass
The hell is r-word
i think northwood should add a feature where if you camp gate elevators for more then 2 minutes you instantly explode irl
It is ??
It is?
It is?
Oh man... I gotta let some people know
Better tell them.
Parkour civilization reference in discord Mobile patch notes?!??!?
If I buy
how do I like get access to the beta ?
!beta
!14.0
The 14.0 Patreon Beta is currently open to Patreon Tier 3 (Research Supervisor) subscribers and above.
Purchase a Tier: https://www.patreon.com/c/hubertmoszka/membership
Guide - Accessing the Beta: https://scpslgame.com/beta-branch-access/
Guide - Connecting Discord: https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-gb/articles/212052266-Getting-Discord-access
Beta Key portal: https://patreon.scpslgame.com/
@lofty plinth
Literally 1984 bro
Hey chat what’s the button to talk again
when are they actualyl going to release 14.0
they said 2024
so i assume next month
hi
q
32nd December
Thx

Time works a little bit different in Hubert's basement
im going to do this to u
So we have until 40th December
78th of December here we come!
Due to cosmological-technical difficulties 2024 will be extended by 1825 days.
We're sorry for the inconvenience this might cause, have a wonderful day!
The sky
Why cant I see any servers?
Is there red text at the top right?
NO SIR
Works like a charm!
where?
In consol
Type AR in the console
command console
~
Yo @polar spade
you can open it via ~
A fren needs help with his pc
Thank you pookies
Got it?
Sweeto
I thought you blocked me
How do I open the console lol
Fen
@crystal spoke hi
I need help with a pc problem can anyone help
I am no more wishing to hear abt that situation
do you know stuff about pcw
ask tech support. stranger danger pie

We need deagle in scp sl
is that hardline or 4
unironically
??
you can't ask anything for non related scpsl issues
is the revolver in game chambered in 38 or 44?
You’re…
I don’t even know
44
erm...
I’m out
Embed failure
I’m done
In theory we could have a deagle then
sad
Some of them aren’t in .50 AE they’re in 44
Yeah imagine getting hit by .50 deagle and still have 30hp left
pain
So he was literally rage baiting u
love this type of meme
Absolutely no idea but it seems like that dude from dma rage baited u and u fell for it
👃👃👃👃👃👃
Where is my pink role
do arte
same place as SCP:SL 999
I did
DO MORE!
do art harder
LMAO
gem of a gif
Where is yours
Im waiting for pookie in dms to reply and its 3am
i posted some 2day
I see
make sure to send more messages
ohmy ur timezone far ahead
Why is it small
Yeah cuz shes fucking american
Im european
Its day for her
what country 😎
how it feels to play a server with KOS rules
How it feels to play on a server which has no exploit rule
How it feels to play servers where killing yourself as scp isnt allowed
How it feels to play on a server
How it feels to play on a
How it feels to play scp sl
How
Fuck you I was about to say that
Shut up 0z79
Truthnuke deplyoed
Tf u saying
best just to ignore that guy he’s weird
i havent even been born yet
I was born 2020
when does the 14.0 update become public
Guh
26th
Oldest person in most servers
26th
Nov 26th?!
sick
Gen X
There's no date for a full release besides this year, but the public beta will be on the 26/27th of November
Thank you for mentioning whatever it is for the 6th time
I didn’t even mention you

going up gate B and seeing the MTF helicopter
and why did you post that?
How it feels when your in elevator and 939 is there in amnesiac
i have a thing they should add to the game for MTF
Well how about we don't post pictures of half naked men?
HAGSGAHSGGAH
Aight
they should add scrambler goggles
They never worked
Hell no
They factually never worked
Maybe in scp cb but they wont
Yes 096 is annoying af but shutting down an entire scp is bad when there is no effort from the mtf team
They could somehow make scramble goggles work 50/50
Plus that would make chaos at a huge disadvantage
but no one knew you were trans
Since mtf can look more freely while chaos cannot
???
Pic was posted randomly
I always thought of an idea for a gas mask for the amnesia but the new models have gasmasks so that's a weird thing
ACTUALLY if you look at the SCP wikki or any lore they did work, just not every time
Unless there's a reason it doesn't work
As idk
They could make them work 50/50
The gas is anomalous
Not everything ppl say is against you or directed to you
The gas masked dudes die in gas btw
Also its so unpractical to have mask in facility
That's haunted
It be easy win for mtf realistically
I think a really good SCP-840 implementation would be baller
Cowbell that summons a ghost helping u find exit?
Pretty useless
Scp sl map isn't THAT big like scp cb
No SCP 513
whats a disco and why are they elysiuming
Basically no use other than to just be there like how the originally planned with the music sheet
But then they removed the room
And then they removed the idea entirely
Not to mention new hcz will have randomized rooms and props
Yeah
Not like in current hcz, thats way too predictable
yeah
New hcz wont be that easy
Actually over 40?
Didnt know we had gamers in that age range
Playing the game
But nice tho
I thought max would be 28
The more you know
Hubert is 73
Also thought the average is around 20-24 and ends at around 30-35
Waiting for somebody who is 60+ to be on my squad
majority i seen on sl are 17-20
Less you know, the better you sleep
As they say
We had a dude in our WoR regiment who was 68
he was cool
Arguable with russian servers and english servers at morning
Filled with 13 yo
Russians 99%
You do not have to go that far mate
You kind dont make sense tbh
Im sorry
“I sure do hope there is bounteous plunder in this dungeon”
The treacherous mimic:
guh
Honestly from my experince children aren't that common on SL but they're very easy to spot therefor make them seem like alot
No need allat for just yes or no
^
not really
I type at 180 wpm 🤫
the squeakers stand out the most
at my peak I could type at like 150ish
I type one gazillion wpm
Remember guys the mods are watching us
No we're not
🍻
True but then there's also the fact that somebody can be like 16 or 17 and still sound like a squeaker
Or at least not like a squeaker but still sound relativily young
havent met many like that tbh
Im so confused with 079 like whats even the text abt
Topic changed per word
I do that rn to YOU
wut
Bruv, i asked if you're actually 40, i didn't ask for a roman 
kek
Im so confused with her
Roman empire
TRVE RQMVN PATRIQTS IN CQNTRQL
Mods how does it feel to have moderate this chaos?
for rome!
They just sit back and enjoy
I mean this is entertaining
well as a mod, i can tell you personally its very poop trust me
I’m Hubert moszka
I disabled brain activity in advanced settings during night
PayPal me 4000$ to end beta quicker
me too
No worries
Literally 1984
Please HWAT THE FUCK YOU'RE SAYING
Give me admin perms please
I love that riddler gif
ok
Does he know?
done
I can be trusted with perms
there’s a riddler gif i like but afraid to post it
HE KNOWS !!!
I am todays years old when I realized that's the riddler 💀
Jokes on yall, I used to have management perms here
handing out admin perms trust me

who wants them
me I want to ban Mikel
Destruction
you dont deserve them
And chaos
Fym I don't deserve em
peasant
Im about to ping him
Buddy do you even know who you're talking to?
oh my apologies sire
Ok but
☦️
Why did u do that
Finally the respecr I deserve
I’m very easily encouraged
yes i am creator of SCP SL i make the game
Northwood staff like it when you ping them trust me
You should like do it multiple times even!!
HI MIKEL !!

Im sorry to inform you..
You're about to be warned
But be aware to not ping them at 3 am because a scary creature called "mod team" will come and kill you

it’s frover…
Literally 1984
I thought the warn was just for Hubert
ok i will be real i no a mod :(
No one from who you're seeing right now is a mod
is est over fur mich
Jawhol
only the people with the blue badges next to their names are mods
Bayern
Das ist a darken hour!
Des samma mia
👇🏻
Talking to discord user "apathetic.beaver"
real shithead that one
@olive forge
True

just insane bullshit
Mods
dudes weird I wouldn’t take what that guy has to say seriously
how hurtful
wym hurtful
👇🏻
I would post a screenshot but I’ve been told that’s not allowed by noemi
and that guys cool
oh yeah my bad I am trying to watch sopranos while talking here
so how does one accidentally doxx themselves
Insane level trolling if so
Devlish trick or lack of cognitive abilities?
ok like is not that serious nobody is going to swat you
pls do not give out ur address
do not do that
i beg of you
🙏
^
shits weird
more than anything
I also have no intentions of letting a dm argument spill out in here
fucking dumbass
so what's yall's favorite flavor of ice
!tempban 463918295024664577 Constantly sharing traumas in peoples DM and general-discussion when they don't want to, escalating the issues in DM by "rage-baiting" rather than de-escalate, asking someone to SWAT or come and kill them for absolutely no reason. Seek therapy help immediately.
are steam servers dead
🙏
Done. Enough chaos for now.
Wallahi thank you Noemi
Had enough
after months, finally
Danke kamerade
Reminder, guys.
is steam ded
Should've been done long ago
reminder guys dont doxx yourself
reminder guys breathe oxygen
what’s the difference between a ban and a tempban?
If someone's saying insane shit like that, feel free to @ a mod
on purpose
Wtf
Reminder guys if you seem mentally unstable seek therapy!!!!
temp ban is temp
😭
I just cracked my finger so nicely
in a temp ban they are burned alive
lol i meant if it was like they could rejoin after a week
incinerated in the oven
Commandernoob core
(Only real ones know)
nah its obviously referring to the virtue of temperance
how long do “temp bans” last
what is an elysium and why does it disco
5 bajillion years
cause it wants to
why does the elysium want to disco
15 millennia
DONT QUESTION IT
7 days, I will go ahead and see if higher ups will want to upgrade it or not
What da half life
what the carbon
wouldn't half life 2 technically be one full life
What the Bismuth-209
Nope
is episode 1 1.25 lives
what would the episodes be then...
are you stupid
the full life
You sir
0.25
Due to how smart you are
just as I had figured
The hl2 beta stuff that valve released for 20th anniversary seems cool I kinda wish they kept some of the vibes and ideas
when the aliens WHAT!?!?!?!?!
Vlorp vleeped 💀😭
this is exactly what I want temu thank you
really wanted to use this gif for the other person but that would be REALLY bad timing
oh my lord
lol
the tumor
no wait thats hunt down the freeman
What about half life blue shift, opposing force, the one with the co-op I forget about, hl1 source, hl1 death match, hl2 death match
How many half lifes make a whole life
Half life decay
Man
I liked opposing force more than hl1 I felt like it aged better somehow
Don't get me wrong hl1 is still great
Main Series (5):
- Half-Life
- Half-Life 2
- HL2: Episode One
- HL2: Episode Two
- Half-Life: Alyx
Official Expansions (3):
6. Opposing Force
7. Blue Shift
8. Decay
Remakes & Ports (4):
9. Half-Life: Source
10. HD Pack
11. Black Mesa
12. HL2: Remastered Collection
Tech Demo (1):
13. Lost Coast
Mobile/Console Ports (2):
14. Half-Life PS2
15. Half-Life 2 Mobile
Fan Games (3):
16. Hunt Down The Freeman
17. Codename: Gordon
18. Portal Stories: Mel
Standalone Mods (4):
19. Counter-Strike
20. Team Fortress Classic
21. Day of Defeat
22. Natural Selection
Japanese Exclusive (1):
23. Half-Life: Counter-Strike (PS2)
Total: 23 released games
(Not counting the cancelled games: Episode Three, Episode Four "Return to Ravenholm", and Junction Point's episode, since they were never released)
:)
Holy shit
the brother of John Huntdownthefreeman!?!?!
EW HUNTDOWN THE FREEMAN???
😭
I haven't heard of that in so long
HEY! NEVER SAID I LIKE IT, just listing all the games
so i guess 23 half lives doesnt make a full life?
how about IHE (a british man) playing an asian american
then they wouldnt be half lives
actually i was wrong
Main Series (5):
- Half-Life
- Half-Life 2
- HL2: Episode One
- HL2: Episode Two
- Half-Life: Alyx
Official Expansions (3):
6. Opposing Force
7. Blue Shift
8. Decay
Black Mesa Games (3):
9. Black Mesa: Uplink (2012)
10. Black Mesa (2020)
11. Black Mesa: Blue Shift (in development by HECU Collective)
Other Remakes & Ports (3):
12. Half-Life: Source
13. HD Pack
14. HL2: Remastered Collection
Tech Demo (1):
15. Lost Coast
Mobile/Console Ports (2):
16. Half-Life PS2
17. Half-Life 2 Mobile
Fan Games (3):
18. Hunt Down The Freeman
19. Codename: Gordon
20. Portal Stories: Mel
Standalone Mods (4):
21. Counter-Strike
22. Team Fortress Classic
23. Day of Defeat
24. Natural Selection
Japanese Exclusive (1):
25. Half-Life: Counter-Strike (PS2)
Upcoming/In Development (4):
26. Half-Life RTX (Nvidia Remix remake)
27. Project Lambda (HL1 Unreal Engine remake)
28. Black Mesa: Azure Sheep (remake of Azure Sheep mod)
29. Half-Life 2: RTX (rumored/leaked Nvidia project)
Total: 25 released games + 4 upcoming = 29 games
Not counting cancelled games:
- Episode Three
- Episode Four "Return to Ravenholm"
- Junction Point's episode
- Black Mesa: Guard Duty
- Various cancelled fan remakes
POV list of games to be mounted for one Garry's mod map:
you put portal stories mel but not the portal games
the majority cannot be mounted because 1( not made in source 2( vr/non-source-native features
bc they dont directly reference as a main plot device
I see
bro included hunt down the freeman but not entropy1 and 2
whats that
Wait would gmod basically be hl2 sandbox that's semi official as valve gave them the go ahead
absolute peak half life mods
cause hunt down the freeman is PEAK!
And for the upcoming S&box too?

i only include officially recognized mods
sounds like someone fucked up your face
I can't remember if this is true but aren't they trying to fix hunt down the freeman?
entropy 2 is basically a standalone game ngl
its very different gameplay to normal hl2
regardless, not recognized by valve
idk I havent payed attention at all
but.. peak..
is hdtf recognized by valve?
yes
yes
since forever
Loserville population you!
says the person from stupidtown
Things slide off my brain
wha
🥶
Actually Decay is a Console Port.
That was exclusive for console, 2 players game.
So deep.
Hi
day 24 no embed perms
Guys, if anyone doesn't know, I have good news. It has been officially confirmed that the public beta 14.0 will be released on November 26th
Hello weary traveller, take this gif version of that image to make your travels smoother.
a quote unquote “huthky accomplith”
December 32
Just don't use chinese spyware.
14.0 release date :0
2024.5*
Nah nah, I saw it marked on the calendar
does anyone know the font that 079's ui uses?
bad
The dev team's basment door were left open so I checked their calendar
get a load of this guy
none of them escaped right?
Nah, they were too busy devving to notice the door behind them were open
Exactly!!!
I guess some Google's public font.
oh you mean one of the like 2000 fonts you can use on Google docs?
those fonts?
YES
I'M TALKING ABOUT THOSE FONTS.
Making the web more beautiful, fast, and open through great typography
!leak
good morning
hi
do not post bad videos 😡
No >:3
Write to this little guy called @dull ferry
Okay thank you!!
holy shit. I learned something new about my city. @tough tapir
they plan on increasing the total capacity (McCook Reservoir) by 17 billion gallons litters of water.
increasing this
largest in the world when it is done
maybe
and this is just a thought
to not use tik tok
what has changed in 5gb update ?
They removed 096
not ture
i think
they forgot to remove 4 pixels of his model though
sigh why tf is there always something wrong with my PC
guess when i get back home i'll spend another afternoon troubleshooting
What you have to do to get the community helper?
Like I tried to help but there is nothing. Actually I am the only one asking
Not obtainable anymore
England?
My brain feels like slushie
I guess memetic agent it is
Post 3 or more different images in #art-showcase
It was good knowing you guys
Thanks
Do you have to "ask" for any non level role? @gaunt talon
Yes
4k XP left for level 50

Your amnestics don’t work on me pal, I have already forgotten everything
He is the chozen one


@meager slate
OI
Oh hey that's back
Its not supposed to be..
Is the flash bang glitch in surface still happening
Where as long as your head hitbox has line of sight to it you get flashed even if you arent looking at it
best thing Nathan’s done for this discord tbh
🙏I used to pray for days like this
!rep @rancid dome
You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!
i felt like it
Guess who this is
oh yeah I should do that
they banned some annoying dude earlier
!rep @rancid dome











