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Your unsalted eyeballs
heres your fried french
unfortunately i couldnt find your medium steak
its very rare

!maid

Wharrrrrr
are twitch clips allowed in #media-posts
yea its media chat
freedom o speech baby
unless its offensive or smth

why is your c.ai so high💀
That’s beside the fucking point
made a poll on a server: "you're offered any job at the foundation, where would you go?"
5 people went to Intelligence, 4 people went to Research
ETTRA, Internal Security and Medical got no votes
6 years of learning Italian and I forgot it all now
All I remember is di means of
How did ettra and isd got no votes 
ISD sounds so dead ngl
just realized i spent too much time in this server
goodbye yall
I left my homophobic ass friend so now I can put gay shit in my bio 🙏 🔥
10 hour in reddit is crazier than 30 min in c.ai
I have 1984 book get on my level
Average Snapchat convo
that user is wild
Big Tesco is Under Siege!
are we gonna have new scp
what
What
the options are, from top to bottom:
- Security Department
- Research Department
- Medical Department
- Foundation Intelligence Agency
- Internal Security Department
- Blue Collar Jobs: Logistics, Engineering, Manufacturing
- Mobile Task Forces
- RAISA (Recordkeeping and Information Security Administration, which in italian is "Amministrazione per l'Archiviazione e la Sicurezza delle Informazioni")
- ETTRA (Emergent Threat Tactical Response Authority, which in italian is "Autorità di Risposta Tattica alle Minacce Emergenti")
- Other: Department of External Affairs, Internal Tribunal
good
not reading all that
👍👍
It was for me :(
!rep @somber raptor
You have just given @somber raptor a reputation point!
!rep
You can give a rep!
!rep @somber raptor
You have just given @somber raptor a reputation point!
infinite rep glitch
=)

what
What
hubert is not recognized by Google Docs autocorrect
Who ping

I’m going to kill everyone no cap ong fr fr
Bro is about to get sent to Brazil with the move im about to do
To 14.0 Beta players. Do the other zones feel like they dont fit in the game because of new HCZ?
Killing everyone later today
i mean
its kinda weird.
but
still fine
atleast the entrance zone got some decorations now.
It has? I didnt see those
By decorations do you mean.. New rooms?
Oh ive seen those
ya
Man whats with the username man
Which one
Like getting a boner from diesel trains is relatable and stuff but like
That username is weird asf
Nuh uh
Yeah it weird asf
like
There's a guy named storyteller telling stories in the northwood offical servers rn
I wish I could but like
no mic
Hes not telling horror stories
in your school or in this server tho
Everyone on planet earth
You can kill everybody but leave the storyteller outta this now bye I just spawned as mtf
And leave me too
(plz)
I'll give u 5 bucks
Do you value your life at 5 bucks?
Thats a lot..
yes
My skibidi rizz
Forbidden
where can I report a cheater?
There's a button to report them ingame
thanks for the help
The Company does
You have proof that he crashed your game?
Buy a microphone from tesco
any softwares I can use?
they only make it louder
Le bun

You can probably do something with it in windows settings too
Alternatively, break your microphone
Le
Souls of the damned go here
1984 reference
L
Your L :(
Your A :(


What did my P do tho D:
Today we used a microscope

So smol
(You're looking at ink with x40 zoom btw)
Still smol
does it mean you can finally see @meager slate ?
Deserved for being short
You are also short
Huh..
who is this auro

3 framer per capybara

the document height
Fake

Fear my anger
That cat is about to explode
How I look at you with murderous intent
That's pretty okay right :D
Youre small
Nuhuh you are
If I was small Nathan would be Nyathan
That doesn't make sense smh
you aren't getting piggy back rides
You're built like Tyrion Lannister from GoT
Do I get them :D
you keep fooling yourself by calling me that
maybe
For this I declare war
Nyathan
I have a question
Maybe is better than a no c:
see, no piggy backs
The person who received the VAC ban is the server administrator, but it appears to be a hacking user. What should I do?
a server admin?
Its your name
Yes.
!rename @meager slate Smalluro
Done.
fixed your name.
Mind emailing security@scpslgame.com
Uh oh
I have already submitted an inquiry, but I am wondering if I will be punished because it is a regular server and not an official server.
?
Cheating is prohibited in the whole game, it isnt server based
What
All verified servers are expected to ban cheaters and report them
If they don't, they violate the VSR
I understand. So this time, the game itself will be banned, right?
I'm not sure what you mean- Cheaters receive global bans, meaning they cant play on any server
Okay, I understand. thank you for your time
Pickles
hi jamie
Where's the El Mago and La Bruja emotes
hi hube
what
!stab 242306234269696000
lol


Knife too weak

Does anybody who uses Ryzen felt difference in performance between 7600 and 7800x3d?
I don’t have a computer technically
@meager slate smallest auwo
Cant be 
Hubert if you dont realease public beta 14.0 I will make a chaos spawnwave occur at your house
26th 🔥
YESS THAT MEANS IT WILL NOT BE DELAYED
why would it be
everything is on track
for clarification, it's public beta, not full release
Hubert Do you plan on adding something so that mute people can communicate
but it will be a free branch everyone can opt into
I suggested like indicators like 079 has
Are you planning on adding that
kind of stuff
hubert
April fools scp 173 but it explodes every time it snapped a neck
We do have some ideas, but nothing solid yet
I might (un)intentionally break the server cables 
Are you planning on adding yourself as an scp
I know the hubert balls
You can not hide
april fools is dead
Hubert why didnt you answer me when I said "Are you planning on adding yourself as an scp"
Thats kinda suspect
Hubert is already in the game in the form of a capybara
April fools is not real, they're just your imagination
Truman show
It’s 12:02am and I’m reading this stupid fucking channel, life is brilliant
Hubert add microtransactions and a peter griffin skin to scp sl please
And A trash anti cheat
You know how Valve employees have OP weapons in TF2? NW staff should also get OP weapons 
Oh shit I just accidentally described every modern fps game
Guys I pulled off a very smart 3 scp juke
i gotta grind the new achievements so i can show them non-paying members i'm superior once the 26th rolls around 
Russian roulette revolver but 1 in a million it crashes the server you're in (not the entire game, it will be overkill)
sent
Unity loves the big cache heap
I hope people start making russian roulette gamemode servers like rp servers
lmao that would make sl a completely different game
It's definitely going to be noticeable at the very least in the frame stability department
Anyways check out my clip in media chat
and comment on it cuz its my best juke I think
But the performance isn't really different than 7800x3d + 7900 xt if I use 7600 + 7900 xtx?
Man. I wonder how the scp sl 14.0 models would look in old graphics🤔🤔🤔🤔
Wait how are you sending vids here
I am hacking
MAN I NEED MY PERMS TO SEND VIDS HERE TOO!!!!!!!!!
I am hacker man
bro even gifs dont embed
man
it says within the description of the channel that you get perms at level 10
man what the fuck ):
Yeah but what chess.com sent wasnt even a video link
It was like a video file
Yeah it was a video file
He doesn’t know that I’m not a hacker man
Bruh so you can upload video files too? on lvl 10?
Video files are apart of those level 10 perms
Yuh
I don’t think it works like that
im lvl 5 i am almost there
doesnt it tho
your talking if you send messages
He doesn't know.
now dont tell me you only get swearing perms at lvl 10
Still water: You dont know
“UwU, s-Sowwy master RSCO, I-I-I didn’t mean to shoot you blushes, then looks away i-I-I hope you can fowgive me, UwU”
Admin I am sorry I did not mean to cuff you and take your particle disruptor and shoot you. It was a mis input admin
Okay now THAT was a misinput too
trust
I-I’m Sowwy admin daddy senpai, I-I-I didn’t mean to kill that innocent person! I-I thought they had a gun, p-pwease fowgive master senpai

What
(IN SENPAI)
Me when chat flooding 
Hi
hiya
hi
Ok buddy
Mods, Ben this man!!!!
Shut up it was a typo
fr
Mods, ban this man!!!
No dont ban me I am uhh
SCPSL isn't really well optimized and a better GPU won't make much of a difference, barely even
But, just get a 7600 + 7900 XTX, all other games will thank you for it, then upgrade to a 9800X3D or the one after in the future
Calm down.
@scarlet crescent In case it wasn't clear enough, that was a no-go.
I may be a submissive femboy on the outside, but on the inside, I’m an Alpha wolf 🐺
k
Wait arent they both the same thing
I am a sigma wolf
What
wait nvm I just randomly said stuff
Yeah alright buddy, I’m removing your femur privileges
Mods, break his femur!!!
initiated recall protocol for scp 106?
The sigma pack will get you, beta
Ehhh.
Don't feel like it
Pls no 😭
:3
Mods, Make me lvl 10 and give me embed privellages
nah
Mods
Don’t
Please
Nope
Please stop asking for roles.
It was a joke man-
Gordon omg :3
You missed me not being mute
(jk) I'll always be mute
You're being deported to the Mute country now
North Korea
Nah, my sigma skibidi alpha wolf will kill them all
Sorry I just talked like a reaction youtuber there for a minute
That joke was unfunny
Because of that unfunny joke.
Heh, just Make sure not to release my alpha…
I think it’s time to be quiet
yeah sure
you broke the silence
mods
nuke his house with the omega warhead
Buddy, how’s that silent game going?
I lasted (REDACTED) minutes
The underagedness is strong with this one
Wha
Check out what Adam just posted in media chat lmao
What
Some guy named Adam posted some random stuff in media chat
Scroll up a bit
Anyways GTG
@meager slate seabunni monday



Seabun
bunsea

Seabunni eating monday
Daily Spongdal
Dal of Spong
@meager slate 
I know
which boar
|| WW best character ||
Boar
Boar
!status
Is that scp?
Speaking of which
When is scp?
Your S :(
He was scary
Forg ring
Oh yeah Hubert too since you're here @steep summit ^
Frofe
Hi hubert
hallo frosch
Outlast
The first one
madness!
Amnesia the bunker
Trust me
It be best horror game u will ever play
Ich bin ein berliner
Preferably in Shellshocked difficulty
Es ist KRAPFEN
Nein 
Siren head resurrection
!maid

Trust me, this one isn't slop

thanks for the recommendation, I'll check it out
it's not on steam
im a little skeptical about a siren head game but where can I check it out
No it's actually scary
Play voices of the void
@meager slate you too, hop on votv
Krapfen
079 DTMF is 310003 when he swaps camera in EZ, and 310003 is a postal code of Singapur, so we have Singaporean 079 before SCP:SL 2
play wah
Trust me
Krampus
I'm not gonna spoil much but you should also pay close attention to ambient sounds
The birds chirping might not be birds at all
Kaiserbrötchen
Semmel
brötchen
Bred
Der superkartofeln
Was zum shit is superkartofel?
how it feels to nade trap with 4 grenades
Whats with elder ppl sitting next to younger ppl like literally
Always when im in train or bus
There could be 100 free places to sit and yet some 70yo retard to sit next to me and deciding to breath aggressively
And yet 4 nades wont be enough for peanut
eh will leave it with like 1k health
Also not to mention
You gotta pray
The nades wont clip through elevator
Amount of times i threw nade inside and it didnt show hitmark was painful
guys does it cost money to rent a server
Yes
Idk
Bro im not 24/7 in this server
funny
alr alr
crazy
I mean what does bro expect
This isnt Aternos with 2 tick per when it feels like it
Return to the snow-covered streets of Ravenholm in this reimagined continuation of the beloved Half-Life saga. Project Borealis: Prologue is a fan-made gaming experience set before the events of Project Borealis. Project Borealis and Project Borealis: Prologue are fan creations developed by Icebreaker Industries LLC and not affiliated with Valv...
Uh
Im really illegal cuz i went into family section in train while i dont havr family
Hehehhaw
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
Hello guys
I have a question
What i should do,if i got banned even for nothing do?
cuz...I got banned from everywhere
for proof i send it in media
!banappeal
📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/
This thread contains up-to-date information of the bans Northwood Studios can enact on Steam accounts. Refer to the right section for the correct procedures on how to proceed if you have been affected by one of these bans. EULA All appeals will be reviewed carefully by the Global Moderation Team, and you will receive a verdict within 3 to 7 busi...
tysm
bro i got ba´nned for the first day of playing this game
i havent even played it for 20m
same
I jsut wanted for play and i got banned for no reason
*just
cuz...Maybe it's beucase i have 0 lv
lol and i got ban for no reason
I even not enter in game
I just press play only saw the "You in wacting room" and i got ban
@snow umbra cassie, more like cASSie
HA GOTEM
Lmfao dumbass most ppl think its nword bypass
Ofc u get banned for saying nword
This isnt scp sl 2018 with no moderation
Runs-In-Circles sounding ass
bro made cassie fucking blow up
half life 2 civil protection yap
Is there any bot showing server status in scp:sl? Game Server Monitor does not work
!status
If you are looking for the status of central servers, you'll find it there
I'm talking about a bot that will show the status of my server
There's a few popular plugin options:
https://github.com/Exiled-Team/DiscordIntegration/releases/tag/7.0.3-2.0.0 - Exiled
https://github.com/KarlOfDuty/SCPDiscord/releases/tag/3.2.2 - Northwood API
Cedmod also includes this functionality, I would strongly recommend it if you plan to host a public server:
https://github.com/CedModV2/CedMod/releases
fucking HOUSEFLY skin
Hamburger
Love the gasmask
why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties
why is the australian man wearing a divesuit in paris, france
no clue
but i'm a SEAL Frogman
from australia
froggie?
fighting in paris
dedicated server via steam
alternatively type -scs in launch options
"rent server" button will be replaced with "create server" one
landlords will go BROKE
remember that this option is unsupported by NW and bugs may occur
embed failure
he is being deploed by a boid
namedrop
This can also be done via CST in the console
!cst
To create a local server, follow these instructions:
- Type
cstin your Player Console (~). - Select the
Create Gamebutton, and selectCreate Anyway. - Once you are connected to the local server, open up your Player Console and type
adminmein order to get Remote Admin access.
Local servers may contain bugs not found in Dedicated Servers, so any found on them will not be valid.
how it feels to ask your teammates to drop you a gun in csgo
guys the update??
enemy team has AWPs, AUGs and M4s
also glock peashooter
shoutout to the 7 year old facility guards that shoot d bois
fully depends on the server you’re using
I join Canadian/US server and theres some indian kids just shooting everyone
😭
This should be MTF
no I meant like the name of the server not region
Hmm, a combine zombie. That's, that's like a..a... Zombine! Right? Heh.. Zombine, get it? Heh heh. Okay
this image gave me scoliosis
thanks
you gave me thoracolumbar scoliosis
Golden ratio. is this the perfect human posture?
It's me.
BURN THE BOOKS
Freeze the books

Cook the book
you are the fahrenheit 451
It's something good that society know this book.
yeah just die
also
public bet
a
26th
november
those are zombine noises
Dooms Day.
half-life 3 releases 25th november so nobody will play 14.0
so real sigma
Facts.
Half Life Alyx was Half Life 3.
what if
❓
yes
I hope they bring back the combine workers in Half-Life 3
as maitenance crew for bases
(stuff stalkers are too dumb to do)
Stalkers?
hello I need some help I'm having trouble linking my steam account to this or something I been trying to get into scp sl beta and it wont let me access the servers in scp sl
Just like SL community 
NOT MR FRIENDLY
🎶
🎶
Mr. Friendly Is the most based monster in game.
it is a dark day for humanity when Mr. Friendly is not so friendly
what if gman was mr friendly
and freeman was mr not friendly
what is freeman was just on drugs
and was killing civilians
instead of zombies
Lmao I am imagining gman's voice saying "hello. I am mr.... friendly"
and combines were just cops trying to do their work
The test was just a new chemical that made him lose his mind]
and he became insane
Hello!
Please make sure you are using the same account you logged in with on the patreon portal and redeemed the beta key on.
If you are and it's been more than a few hours since you have redeemed your key, please open a ticket in #patreon-support where someone can help you further.
does anyone know when the heavy duty coming out for the public?
There will be a public beta starting on the 26th, with a full release coming before the end of the year!
W
liar
2025

paying $10 now vs waiting to play it
cannot decide but I am growing impatient
I hope to god all the funny console commands stay when full release tho
Hello guys, is there is any admin that i can speak with?
Hi!
I'm not quite an admin but I might be able to help, what's the problem?
I shit myself
...
Wait arent u mod?
Discord mod team
basically I have been banned around 3 and half years ago now, and I have changed my pc , but the ban is still there
what can I do to remove it?
You can appeal the ban
Banned globally?
but keep your hopes low
Yes
!banappeal
📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/
This thread contains up-to-date information of the bans Northwood Studios can enact on Steam accounts. Refer to the right section for the correct procedures on how to proceed if you have been affected by one of these bans. EULA All appeals will be reviewed carefully by the Global Moderation Team, and you will receive a verdict within 3 to 7 busi...
I requested an appeal, that was 3 years ago, and that was the answer
Hello,
The computer you are currently playing on has been used to cheat in the past, therefor this computer can no longer be used to play SCP: Secret Laboratory and all accounts used on this computer are automatically banned.
The ban will not be revoked since we have a zero tolerance policy for using cheats.
Northwood Studios Appeals Team

If your appeal has already been denied there's typically nothing further we can do, the ban will remain.
so real Mr. Joseph
Then read it again ( The computer you are currently playing on has been used to cheat in the past )
I have changed my pc
you get banned permanently
I know i was an idiot using cheats
the ban will be reissued
including your new accounts and etc
but I really want to play the game now
you not getting unbanned bruh 😭
The ban applies to your account, not just your computer, it won't be removed by changing to a different one
Never tho???
nope
that was 3 and half years ago tho, can't it be removed?
wanna hear a funny?
Mod, not quite an admin (yet) 
no
its a perma ban
Blud got his account banned in the game
but that's less a fun
check his linked YT account
Habits die hard huh?
Is there is any official or kind of owner I can speak with about this?

bro u gonna get the same answer
it's really frustrating bro
it was just a prank bro
I was 16 yo then
They will only give you the same answer we have, if you cheated the ban won't be removed
"I only played in private game"
Can you just connect me to someone , please? if possible
You can mail security.management@scpslgame.com if you NEED to speak the supervisor like a karen
but I am sure you will get a "cope" answer
appeal@scpslgame.com is the first point of contact for global ban appeals beyond the website
i wonder if Andi has access to it now
can't i just spread misinformation for once
alright
Deadass chesting in non comp game
First time I played this game was 5 years ago
So you probably wont understand what cheats would do
It was funny back then you know
But it's really frustrating now cause I get fkedup with it
Its never funny to cheat deadass
Why even do that
guuuuyssss when is the new model update relasing
im literally beginning to hate the new models
U just get superior feeling for like 5 min and get banned and then whine how u cant get unbanned
why the insult? you can't speak with respect?
momy didn't tell you that??
deadass means seriously/being serious
There will be a public beta releasing on the 26th with a full release before the end of the year!
🤦🏽♂️
I highly doubt the lad was 16 3 years ago
thank god im beginning to hate the old models
alright , english ain't my first language
u good
thanks for the help
@rigid mantle holy shit u were right
even i didnt know this
scp is on 26th
youre so ass
skill issue
once i become gmod i'll beg Andi to give me the green light to ban u
gmod 😭
its a cool ass position
Be nice
Now that's a fun one
apparently my staff panel access has not been removed

a little trolling surely wont hurt anyone
DISCORD MOD BAN

OMG BRO ITS SCP
what the fuck is this scp shit
when is scp is no more tho :(
WHARRR
ig
i'll miss it
real
what will be new year update
File 096Removal.cs solution SCPSL
"solution" is just a collection of projects, in visual studio terms
When is 096 removal
25.9
Public next week please
Add DLSS to scp sl pls!
is anybody else’s game tweaking out
I think it was a one time thing
getting out of elevator
screen goes entirely black
returns to title
displaying update from 3 years ago, missing like half the social media links
mouse disappears and reappears
quit button takes like 10 tries to work
it also somehow changed my pc’s audio device which is ???
Zero thoughts
I regret nothing
Your parents regreth everything
Yes
Mine to

Show them
My item showcase shows everything lol
And every weapon there is a spec killstreak strange
All and all the inventory totals to 293-303 bucks
Minus the lugermorph iirc
The most expensive item in my inventory is the Australium axtinguisher
Mine's aussie medigun
my clip 
overclocking is amazing
Nah it's mine trust 
@meager slate smolro
So many fans...

This game would require a Ballistic Shield and Night Vision Goggles ?
I eat my clip
I'm tall and wide
yeah you're done for pal
Tall P
Im sure you dont want to see him this night like this..
Your P:(
💀 bro
What
Tomorrow
Your P :(
Our P:)
My P :D
hi i have been having problems with opening servers
hi please read #1098299774291157043 and #897643267473145866
if those dont help, open a ticket at #technical-support
👍
hey so guys I might need help
no nuke rework in the patreon beta?
I make the porest financial decisions.
@nightshade

farter would you rather have half-life 3 or half-life: xen gorilla
Tf3
Team Fortress 2.5
wtf
Big Cobson.
Hubert is the best
@bold talon
@still moth
Cenobites from Hellreiser.









