#general-chat
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ill send it through private
I'm guessing a misc role like server host then
what does bro mean 😭
!banappeal
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I see moderator on leave still means the same as it did years ago lol
Oh it doesnt change at all
Funny part is I get more DMs than regular cuz I'm higher on the list
Huh that seems sorta counter productive
sounds about right
But can't have it overlap mod without being above
why is mod on leave higher
Damn
what the
It’s a mark of shame to be on loa I guess
lol
@cobalt lance Link your Discord to patreon with the link as a guide:
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Once you've linked the account, it will take approx. 1 day (AT MOST) to take effect
Oh damn you're HR
My condolences

yeah sadly discord only wants it to go that way 😔
ty

Tell people who can read that I am on leave
emphasizing the "can read"
Sadly, people can't read
He can be recontained by bag over the head
Bam fixed
real
your ass is NOT D-9341
HOW DID YOU ESCAPE THE FACILITY
Hater...
true
@rancid dome are you on leave right now?
nuh-uh

possibly...
D-9341!
have this cat
You shall be contained that way
096 should have damage buff
nope
thats because if 079 spawns he cant
and 079s chances of spawning goes up each time another scp is selected
iirc
even when doesnt 079 spawn
noted
096 should be able to be contained without bullets
like why can 106 be the only one that can be recontained?
wdym
no he can't
you're too old
When he feels like it.
096, 939, and 106 all say contained when you "kill" them
300 tiny 173s
they really gotta buff some of the scps
doctor sucks to play
SINCE HE MOVES SO SLOW
why does 939 get to sprint
049 is a plauge doctor why cant he
pick up things
why cant we give doctor a gun
erm cthulhuthan, the server is unhalloweenified, please unhalloweenify your name 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lol
Cause its a dog
049 is a human
hell no
Dogs tend to be faster than humans
have you seen 049's skull? that fella ain't human
true, I just never bothered
ye, humans also tend to defy rules of physics and change momentum mid-air by just sheer force
Okay but we're talking about 049 and 939
All 049 knows is the plague
and the cure
not physics
he packs like million diseases on his hand
my brother in christ
He's like a demented grandpa
Okay then larry can run too
He's smart
larry is made of liquid basically
Fuck it let's make every scp run
his heels don't help mate
106 makes sense he can't run because he's basically an OLD man, also has the whole corrosion leaking out of his body
- he doesn't really need to run, he freaking teleports
there are plenty of SCPs that can actually run in SL
049-2, 939, 173, 096
Sandpaper skin
Looks goofy
scary
🧇
Why new skin textures look like concrete walls
pankacek......................
those are waffles
pnakcake.................................
I will turn you into a pnackcake

noooooo kityy poiut the boomn down
More like sandpaper
I'm gonna sand 3114 bones with class d
yum
Does anyone know when the public beta will be available?
We don't know if there will be one
If there's one it could be right after November
how it feels walking home after stepping on a landmine and losing both of my legs and a hand in 2013
Private Beta is until November 26th
If I'm right, public beta should be live after the 26th
and also hai Kappa! You've bought tier 4?
btw I'm probably wrong about this^
Idk if I'm crazy, but is there a SCP object that is a sword/blade
I can't remember its number
034 maybe
There's SCP-6572 too
I am losing my mind. For some reason I cannot give away this city without giving away the entire thing @strange trellis. It gives the dutch of it. It doesnt have a option for the barony of campulung.
it is so confusing
like it doesnt have a title for it
its because its the capital of that county
no the city of campulung isnt
the castle is
the dutchy is on there
wait
how is that the capital
the crown symbol is clearly on the city
that is confusing
the crown symbol usually is the first spot
that territory is odd
you can move it back to the castle
oh
I dont know why the ai did that
it is the first time in all my playthrough I seen a ai do that
haha
I didnt even know that was thing
like you would think most ai would keep it like that considering the dutchy building is usually on the first slot
maybe they were a republic
could be
or admin
since admin can hold them
they wasnt my religion
that is all I know
holy wars
germany (easy francia) getting hit hard
norway
is that dangerzone blacksite?
no
they gotta enforce the steam tos rules
6 year olds infuriate me more than anything else in this game
yeah but im banned from NW official servers discord server so i cant report em when they gun me down while im detained
which is tragic
what did you do
what did you do beaverton
i remember you got banned off a server i was on a long time ago
@coral quiver Join Karl of duty maaaan
Don't join him
DOnt listen to him
fake. 106 would kill the scientist like i saw in one game
yes but 106 would teleport to the scientist and kiss him
Foundation scientist reacts to 106 kicking a dclass in the balls (emotional)
Great, pin it.
o god
Noo stop I'm going to get banned for spamming gifs (having fun)
Thats lame, spamming gifs should be in the rules
Moderators should respect us when we dont follow rules
fr fr

A MOD RUN!!!
hide the evidence!
Oh uh uhm uh hi Miller uh well haha yeah uh yeah
I miss when norway always won the war in 1066
totally not biased
not at all
hii guyss :3
I'm keeping an eye on you

they delete the messages of people they ban literally fahrenheit 451
why she looks zestyt
the
cat from 2008
so what
balance
hes in a boat
combine elite would win
combine elite aint doing shit
resident evil 6 has combine elites
AR2 + m2
man leon can dodge anything 😭
combine dont have the sharpest aim
smh hl2 glazer
They do
you are glazed
this is literally 3x particle disruptor death animation lol
and frosted
yes i am
and sugar coated three times
I don't appreciate this persons tone.
make it have an alt fire that shoots an energy ball that bounces around the room
don't look at me like that...
"I know what you are"
Respect the original you creature of fur.
creature of fur...
Hold on let me note that really quick
your pfp is the one who shall not be named
you are both creatures of hair

:(
the gif is BANNED in server lol
Show me in dms!
alr
@fallow kite Don't post such content here, thanks.
Yes sir.
I wonder why it's banned tho
Nothing explicit or nsfw
thanks lad
It's disturbing
ehhhh
You do you
¯_(ツ)_/¯
smh
remove 096
No.
wdym no?
hallowen event ended?
shush
OI YOU CAN'T JUST SHUSH ME
Based asf
you don't exist physically
but YOU DO
which means...
you're NOT THE LAW
unless you're a book
with the laws in it
but guess what
BOOKS CAN'T TYPE WORDS
can u tell jack lantern to SHUSH
ok
Or im gonna shush him in a way that he wont open his mouth again
!rename @vapid yew JackTorch
Done.
done
wha
HELL YREAH
alr I'm done with playing
Killer move: Serious series...
Serious TESTICULAR TORSION
well...
uhm
Changed everything back
dick move :(
I will now leave this thing starring at you all for the rest of your life
ACEEE
Are there any playtime roles here?
how to voice chat
🇶
nah, only level roles on discord
Press Q
What do you mean by this?
you got access?
yes! i obtained a key from someone 
done
Y’all got any free space?
grazzi!
mhux problema
why sad:(
dude i was forced to adapt to organic orange juice
i wasn't expecting it to be better than sunny d when i got used to it
!rep
You can give a rep!
👀
Someone come claim it
I have like 300 lol
is anyone else having a pop up flickering at the top of your Discord app saying:
How is blocking users on Discord working for you? [Feedback button]
Nope, you must be lucky
Back then when i was banned and i needed somebody to know about my ban appeal
!rep @gilded timber
You have just given @gilded timber a reputation point!
You deserve it
Appreciated 
What am I looking at at the top?
Chat is this safe?
Or am i dirty minded
IT POPPED UP AGAIN
You Literally had something like- (my mods advised me to not explain)
💀
25/4
shut up pal
something
💯
anyone know how to make pneumonia suck less asking for a friend
hi
i just eat honey

hey, are bluesky links banned?
no i should remove that line of command from automod
thank you
i hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight and at the same time your heater breaks and your shower runs out of hot water and your router breaks for no reason
it is currently 19c and i have the fan set to max
yeah
19c = 66 fartenheight
or chilly
well i hope your ac breaks
i only used the AC to chill the room
Perfect
celcius
PVNISHED HORSE
true

Rain with 7 Fahrenheit is a common thing
Today programming exams
😭
a familiar of mine had pneumonia issues, then a Chinese doctor gave him some medicinal herbs to boil and drink
after that, any pneumonia symptoms he had greatly reduced
wait hold up
❓

Didn't expect the 2 pings this time
haha
We are like best friends
It's like
completly fine!
I see "inactive" aswell
ofc you're inactive
lazy as always
smhh

Best HR member🔥
Copy.
Where is the uhh christmas trees in your name
You had pumpkins for halloween!!
It's christmas time!
🙏
Can i ping u?
Yeah idk some dumb idiot named Nathan named me this idk he's kinda weirdr
only i have permission
Hugs gave me this like special best friend pass
👍
Don't nuisance ping me for laughs and giggles, otherwise go for it whether it's something important or u wanna chat
I only let tragedy nuisance ping me because he has no other friends
Halloween > Xmas
😔
uh huh
I see how it is
1v1 me
in uhh
sl
I have plenty of times in SL and I hate to say it, you never won
I smack you anyday
Zzzz
In your dreams maybe
Not even breaking a sweat
I win irl and in dreams 🔥

I'm just the best
Don't you have like 2k hours on the game
and still suck
😬
uh huh
Since when?
Cus i don't remember that buddsy
I'm like the best
🧍
It says on the wiki
😁
So yeah if you're looking for a bossfight come to me whenever you're trained
🥱
You'll need the luck
I forgot this conversation was taking place because my brain doesn't work properly
Imo, I probably work more while on leave than @amber ether 
What have you worked on
Which department has a quota again and which one doesn't, Noemi?
Very interesting question
HR stuff and OSM stuff yk
Nvm you’re not a dev
Yeah
Yeah, you're forced to meet the qouta, I dont have to, yet I do em anyway
And so do I
(The fact I get more work on leave is pretty funny)
Nonono, see you don't understand. You don't have a quota
I have 2 quotas I have to meet
Like 5 hours in game in a fortnight and some docs 
💪
4 hours a week is pretty easy to reach ngl
It's just like 1 and a bit more match, for a day
I could say the same when I was still doing mod stuff, with more years
I was considering retiring from OSM but then little baby man over here @lilac frost is gonna cry and complain
okay but discord is a chatting platform
SL is a video game
of which you can get burnt out on
I didnt say it was discord mod stuff
😔
Can't leave me already
I made the wise decision to stop playing
The journey haven't even started
(Except for VS tasks ofc)
Yes
I'm not dw.
See I don't have that option
It would be funny, you should do it
cause im practically baby sitting two people @soft sphinx @lilac frost
😭

Maybe. I prob won't retire for a long while
..Papito..?
NAHH
Sleep took over team 4
yeah I know
I'll Try T.T
You got it
But Yea Funny Gameplay
so really im leading team 4
I WASN'T TRAINED

Like T.T
You dm me on advice all the time lil buddy
On how to write apps
🙏
Just wrong
Bro They Just Dipped T.T
No Contact Sadly :/
Lad is a no for this go, I'll talk to shayes
With who
^
Lays chips gotts to try it
rip
Yea
Saw Them Play Rust
Couple Times
But That's Pretty Much It
No Game Sessions Anymore :/
Sadge
i still have them both added
Same But Yk
Losing contact but is still friends

You should apply for gmod 🗣️
Aswell
when it's open
oh yeah cottage still isn't 18 😔
His bday is in december
So it's soon
crazyyy
@foggy coyote hows the R6 grind to diamond?
Haven't given up right?
@amber ether New playable scp when
😔
One message removed from a suspended account.
waffles,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Harrasing Nathan now are we??
🍻
Yessirrr
Have you linked your discord account on patreon?
Nope gimme a minute
gonna keep congratulating people before their trial role is removed..
Uhh
One sec
How do
I don’t know where I’m linking it
And I just got kicked for being afk? Damn that’s rude
I moved and everything 😭
I linked it
Wooo
Now do I have to link anything else?
You got me there....
you can obtain your in-game badge with #patreon-badge-info
Aight
Noooo I don’t wanna wait 6 hours 😭
It’s fine
So do I legit have to wait 6 hours?
Now I can’t join the server 😭
!rep watery777
You have just given @still wigeon a reputation point!

jolly
hey, how do I submit a tech support ticket?
kms
h
hello
@marble gulch bum
thanks ik you my #1 fan, pipe down lil boy🙏
@marble gulch your a rizzler
best attachments for the shotgun
Extended barrel
Double shot for humans, single shot is better for SCPs or as a general purpose
single shot is my default
i only use double shot if there's only humans left
which is like never
marauder is useless for scps imo
Yea marauder is a anti human specialist
which sucks in a game built around fighting the scps
he sucks against humans too
If there's an SCP around, i tend to drop my revolver for anything automatic
ngl
Shotgun range is a little short but if used correctly its pretty good
Revolver is also great
revolver is good for a secondary but
the shotgun is ass when all other roles have a long ranged waepon
The game is very CQB so its not that bad
Shotgun double shot does literally have 0 ttk
eruh
Why does it say i got a spoofer on? what is that
Huhhaa??
Hiya, you can request whitelist for the spoofer thing following the second link below, the instructions are at the bottom:
!banappeal
📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/
This thread contains up-to-date information of the bans Northwood Studios can enact on Steam accounts. Refer to the right section for the correct procedures on how to proceed if you have been affected by one of these bans. EULA All appeals will be reviewed carefully by the Global Moderation Team, and you will receive a verdict within 3 to 7 busi...
Today is fine day in California*
I'm not banned tho
I thought that was a roblox private server
for some reason
im itired as fuck
4:48 am
league gaming
has anyone else had the auth issue and done every single thing possible
and hasnt been able to fix it?
gog\
It's level 4
20$
But don't worry
You will be able to play
No I paid for the tier 3
On november 9th iirc
But I don’t get the server slot
If you're talking about 14.0 beta you can't play it yet
Only level 4 can play it
But lvl 3 will be able to play it on november 9th
Iirc
🎵 "On the 46th day till Christmas my true love gave to me;
46 chromosomes in a cell." 🎶
@eager wadi Hi, hello

fixed
Capybaras smell
No opinions for you
Now that I'm here, does anyone now why my custom menu music isn't working?
It randomly likes to fuck off
I had mine as a prigozhin edit for a while
it’s glitchy and I ignore it
is holloween update done now
I’m waiting for the Halloween and Christmas’s updates to pass so I can update my translation pack
Mine straight up doesn't work, menu's completely silent
when is halloween update ending
march 3rd
nah fr when
march 3rd
im not tryna play this halloween update no more
go look in one of the announcement channels I forget which one
they said march third though
it doesnt say it
I don’t have my snow camo
is est over fur mich?
I ran out of tim hortons iced coffee should I drink a beer to go to sleep
drink 2 beers
Drink 3 beers
I don’t have the shit to make more after I finish my current batch
so I am limited to like a bottle a day at most for a few days
I like men
I like liquor
I hate
😠
hi
Hello

Nein mein süß ist der beste
Drink 4 beers and grab your car keys
Drink 5 and fly Air Force one
Drink 6 beers and step on Mars
Drink 0 and smoke more weed then snoop dog
dogg*
Depending on which FNV ending they go with, if Benny is still alive, I could see him playing Benny
Drink isopropyl now!
Bro
HAHA
Me when the
are u banned now
what did
the EAC
whats that
Anti cheat
huh
says here u got an EAC violation
hi
check if ur still albe to play
a
N
fake chess.com is a snail slave :(
i love when anticheats have a stroke
happens with every anticheat: EAC, VAC, BattleEye, ...
now
time to measure every update's changelog to see which update has the longest
they turned off the water
yeah 😦
unexpectedly, v10's changelog is longer than v11's changelog
Btw, question for you
Ever heard of superhardalgebraproblems.com?
Всем привет
!langru
Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.
!langit
Salve, questo è un server in lingua inglese, puoi unirti alla community italiana localizzata qui.
I put a da pineapple on a da pizza
I just consumed a pizza topped with pineapple.
ok
Be careful, ove R. is not gonna be happy
And some other people
@somber raptor the scp sl people are calling you
Me too
pineapple isn’t bad idk why it gets so much hate
Thx for the @, I guess
Now I’m hungry
Boowomp
I've heard that pineapple pizza isn't super popular
Yeah, I dislike eating it
You eat what you want tho, I dont mind
Who had the bright idea of adding anchovies to pizza

Put steamhappy on a pizza
Does the pizza taste better or is the pizza happier?
I think steamhappy is like ambrosia
The Ancient Greek one
Top 5 updates by changelog lenght:
- 10.0.0 "Scopophobia" (30,098 characters)
- 11.0.0 "Parabellum" (18,715 characters)
- 9.0.0 "Megapatch II" (18,471 characters)
- 13.2.0 (14,884 characters)
- 13.5.0 (11,933 characters)
Top 5 updates with the shortest changelogs:
- 3.3.3 (96 characters)
- 0.3.2 (116 characters)
- 3.3.1 (122 characters)
- 3.3.2 (137 characters)
- 9.1.3 (138 characters)
proof that 13.0 is secretly the mp3 update
My favorite changelog - first pre-alpha (|| 0 character. ||)
Out of 80 SL updates, 37 (46.25%) have changelogs shorter than 1,000 characters, 11 (13.75%) are between 1,000 and 2,000 characters, 7 (8.75%) are between 2,000 and 4,000 characters, 18 (22.5%) are between 4,000 and 10,000 characters, 7 (8.75%) are longer than 10,000 characters
this means 55 out of 80 updates (68.75%) can be typed on discord
that is 100% chat gpt
Ove R. Are the allegations true?
We’ve been betrayed

according to a age calculator if u were born on dec 31 2024 ur 39 years 39 months and 39 days old
embed fail
Epic embed fail
yeah i did
Need to be level 10 for embed perms
When does beta test 14.0 open for Tier 3?

2 days
So November 9th is tomorrow
also, NW on average writes longer changelogs now than they did 7 years ago
Had to
That'd be pretty funny ngl
i have one that doesn't require admin access: shutdown /s /t 0 or shutdown /p
shutdown /p is better tho
me and my paycheck each month
As a spy main I approve of scouts being tortured by Natascha
Reconnect
I mean, cmdbind o dc is also a pretty good suicide bind
Yup
What did dc do
isn't dc is disconnected?
rc is reconnect
Basically leaving and re joining the server again?
cmdbind w dc 
walk forward? c'mon, try it
I wastalking about practical use when I said that sentence






