general-chat

[worldly orchid]

Yes it’s a convertible mark not a kilometer

[polar spade]

I hate how America doesn't even use kilometres but need to have their own spelling.

What the fuck is a Kilometer

[rough wing]

hello i would like to buy a pack of gum for 3 kilometers please

[rancid dome]

lol

[worldly orchid]

That’s 1.5 EUR

[untold wyvern]

18km/h

[worldly orchid]

Is gum that expensive

[worldly orchid]

18BAM per HOUR

[polar spade]

This reminds me of a movie where time is used as a currency

In Time i think it was called

You run out of time, you drop dead

[rancid dome]

oh yeah

[untold wyvern]

in russia a pack of gum is like 48 ₽

[polar spade]

So now we use distance as a currency

[rancid dome]

We're getting there

[polar spade]

Every metre you travel costs and products have their own distance cost

You run out of metres, you drop dead

[crimson hull]

what if you stand still

i am such a genius

[polar spade]

How do you get food

[worldly orchid]

Yeah you just die either way

[rancid dome]

die of starvation

truly a smarter way

[polar spade]

Also sounds like a one way trip to cardiovascular disease

[rancid dome]

dropping dead sounds like a better way to go out

[polar spade]

Yea

[rancid dome]

one sharp pain (if they even feel it) and that's it

[untold wyvern]

a pack of gum in russia is like 50 cents

1 usd is 98 rubles

a cheeseburger is around 2 usd

[polar spade]

Didn't Russia fine Google for like a nontillian USD

[rancid dome]

2*

[crimson hull]

let me pay the price

fr

[rancid dome]

Yeah, go ahead

just quite a lot more than the world's GDP :p

[polar spade]

It was like 20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 USD

It such a large number my computer froze while pasting it

[ripe shore]

Yo uh

Quick question

Should I make a ticket for the beta key? I don't fully know how to redeem it and all that, and the way I tried it denied.

[ripe shore]

Don't know if there's a certain way to redeem it or not, so I wanted to ask first

[buoyant helm]

there

is

give me your beta key and steam username and password first i'll redeem it for you

i'm kidding

[ripe shore]

Woahh

[ripe shore]

Real?!?!

[buoyant helm]

at the bottom left corner of Steam there's this tab

[ripe shore]

So trusted, might give you credit card

[buoyant helm]

"Activate a Product on Steam", and just put your beta key there

[ripe shore]

Ohh

Alright, thank you

I thought it was in the properties section

Much appreciated

[buoyant helm]

kein problem

[honest junco]

First reasonable brilliant 🔥

[bitter fern]

hi

[untold wyvern]

decillions

[dull juniper]

oh no...

[polar spade]

Yes, first FSP-9 buff in a very long time

One day the FSP will be good

[untold wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/j0Dpg85faGDOMG29e/spok?invite=cr-MSxCR0EsMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

[polar spade]

There was indeed something exciting around the corner

[untold wyvern]

[eternal rock]

guys i won the contest

[light willow]

wow

cool

[orchid kraken]

@glacial nymph

[untold wyvern]

i said back to

[fallow kite]

Hi Car

[untold wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/tf2/clips/iWSmuLPD7MlFVsicV/spok?invite=cr-MSxRU2UsMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

[eternal rock]

why csgo crosshair not show good

[fierce star]

huh

[bronze chasm]

guys how do i turn off fast menu?

My game freezes right after the game ends and we need to connect to the new one

[untold wyvern]

[orchid kraken]

MY LITTLE PONY81736Q91ID

Fun fact; i watched it last year when i was in hospital for 2 months

But only till season 5

Worst and boring shit

My video as pfp

I won

[burnt notch]

Ofcourse I'm just an idiot! The time it worked, was when I had my kernel with virtualization enabled running. One of the packages required for libvirt/qemu/virt-manager, etc. was causing the issues.] Sorry for the spam, I know this is not a support channel, just wanted to add a solution if anyone else has this problem and searches it up. EDIT: Actually, it seems related to perhaps something like CONFIG_IPV6 being enabled, or similar, none of installed packages had an effect EDIT2: after enabling CONFIG_IPV6, everything works. Make sure your kernel has support with zcat /proc/config.gz | grep IPV6

[orchid kraken]

What does global mod do

[glacial nymph]

This explains ALOT

I feel bad for u man

[orchid kraken]

I hate myself for that too dw

[simple sluice]

Erm

[slate bridge]

who is the owner

[orchid kraken]

If game?
Its b
Hubert moszka but i dont recommend pinging him

[gaunt talon]

Gives game bans

[tardy walrus]

Handles EULA violations, reports/cases.

[tough tapir]

[untold wyvern]

[haughty oasis]

[rich zinc]

We deal with cheaters and those who violate the games EULA

[pseudo hull]

thank you monopiss

[terse terrace]

[cinder sapphire]

you know what you did ea

haha

[tough tapir]

Are you sure you 'left the community'

[cinder sapphire]

oh is this nathan phone wallpaper

?

[glacial nymph]

@orchid kraken

[cinder sapphire]

bronythan

[gaunt talon]

Nyathan

[gentle acorn]

they added kernel level anticheat right

[cinder sapphire]

they banned all steam decks/linux users

which is scummy

but ya

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-christmas-jolly-d-gif-11042319583125782337

[gentle acorn]

I thought that was because of kernel level anticheat

[cinder sapphire]

ya because they cannot download a rootkit on it

still scummy

in my eyes

[gentle acorn]

wait so

[cinder sapphire]

considering they paid for it

[gentle acorn]

it does have kernel level anticheat?

[cinder sapphire]

pretty sure

[gentle acorn]

oh

[cinder sapphire]

I dont really care tho

[gentle acorn]

gotta uninstall and leave a negative review once I get back home

[cinder sapphire]

ya

it is scummy

[untold wyvern]

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[surreal cairn]

Hi

[glacial nymph]

My gf wants to break up with me

[orchid kraken]

I did that because SG did that firstly

I just followed him

[untold wyvern]

[fallow kite]

xiaomi phone bro
this shi bleak💔

[untold wyvern]

realme tho

[fallow kite]

no

idk

maybe

[fallow kite]

this diff look like xiaomi

[untold wyvern]

i use realme

[orchid kraken]

@fallow kite it is

[fallow kite]

bro how many ads do you get on yo phone?

[fallow kite]

i knew it

[untold wyvern]

every month or so i get a phone call

it's an ad

[fallow kite]

i dont

[glacial nymph]

It's POCO

X3 Pro

[fallow kite]

same thing

[glacial nymph]

Alot honestly

[fallow kite]

made by that company

[glacial nymph]

Unless i do my pro gamer move

[fallow kite]

💔

[tough tapir]

Riiiight

[fallow kite]

rooting the phone?
i do that

[glacial nymph]

This do the trick

Ads free

Heaven

[untold wyvern]

wtf is this scp tycoon game on bro

golden scientists

[fallow kite]

rather root my phone then to do that every single time

[untold wyvern]

are they covered in edible gold or what

[glacial nymph]

How to root it

[fallow kite]

look up

on yt

[glacial nymph]

It's not every single time

It's just one time slip a switch

[fallow kite]

also you in cm server

as i see

[stable mirage]

[steel cairn]

e

[glacial nymph]

Yes

[fallow kite]

ok

[fallow kite]

the dog gonna die trying to catch that

[stable mirage]

true

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-smiler-doggie-gif-151138532593658709

[untold wyvern]

[turbid ledge]

[haughty oasis]

[fallow kite]

Peak or bleak https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjO8f0yK3tc

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

[gentle acorn]

there's nothing wrong with xiaomi phones

[strange trellis]

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[gentle acorn]

ass

[fallow kite]

HAS NOT LISTENED TO IT

[gentle acorn]

Combat initiation is ass

as a whole

[fallow kite]

You've played it? Lol

[strange trellis]

painfully mid

in other words

ass

[gentle acorn]

yea like 5 hours

[fallow kite]

Either you just suck at it or it's not your type of game

[gentle acorn]

would love to get them back

[fallow kite]

I wouldn't blame you either way

[gentle acorn]

or hear me out...

the game sucks...

[simple sluice]

[strange trellis]

ah yes, the classic "you just hate it because you're bad" argument

[fallow kite]

Well yea the bosses are retardedly easy too

[gentle acorn]

zero replayability aswell

[simple sluice]

deedee like the cockroach?

[rich zinc]

@fossil wasp you smell

[strange trellis]

no

Dee as in Dee

[fallow kite]

Vagabond in his bloxxers rework is even more of a fucking joke than jason is

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/water-spray-stop-sprinkle-water-gif-11895255

[fallow kite]

You can literally just stunlock vagabond now after the update

[rich zinc]

😭

wtf

[simple sluice]

[fossil wasp]

be quiet manny

[gentle acorn]

that's why the game is cheeks

[fallow kite]

Loool

[rich zinc]

colombian child???

???

???

[fossil wasp]

I CHANGED IT TO MANNY THE CHARACTER’S NAME. DON’T STRIKE ME

[strange trellis]

how about instead of stinky roblox game you play GOOD games

[rich zinc]

LOL

[simple sluice]

im more surprised by the fact that no one made a deez nut joke

[gentle acorn]

roblox games*

they all suck

no exceptions

[simple sluice]

[strange trellis]

probably because it's overused at this point

like people did it all the time before

[simple sluice]

deez nuts fell off

[fallow kite]

Chinese spyware

[strange trellis]

true

[gentle acorn]

Every non apple phone is spyware

that's the ONLY upside of apple phones

[fallow kite]

ok

i use a rooted phone

so i dont really have that issue

[topaz cosmos]

how do i fix the specified host is not avalible error? i wanna play with friends but it somehow doesnt work

[gentle acorn]

rooted doesn't mean it's degoogled silly

degoogling and rooting is too much of a pain in the ass

[fallow kite]

i have disabled alot of permissions for google aswell

[gentle acorn]

so I'm not interesting in doing so

[gentle acorn]

don't need root for that

and you still have plenty of Google spyware

[simple sluice]

nice try americans

[strange trellis]

people calling something chinese spyware while on their corporate spyware will never stop being funny

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cacabrotbrot-cat-kitten-kitten-lick-kitten-paw-gif-17263805443468530457

[untold wyvern]

roblox is so peak

[simple sluice]

is she hungarian

[untold wyvern]

https://www.roblox.com/games/15040959815/Steamhappy-Feet-Hangout

[fossil wasp]

she’s from monaco but yes she is hungary in spirit

[simple sluice]

nice to know that she has the hungarian spirit

[simple sluice]

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/hungary-gif-1142201547216426190

[cursive hinge]

Wassup chat

[simple sluice]

morning michael

[cursive hinge]

Mornin

[simple sluice]

chat is sleeping tbf

[cursive hinge]

True

Wakey wakey chat

[simple sluice]

well atleast its a comfy silence to enjoy kittens from hungary

https://tenor.com/view/kittensleep-cute-catsleep-dodo-bonne-nuit-gif-15339389627910196114

:Steamsad:

day ruined

[untold wyvern]

oh no my servers are all russian now

imma join a russian server and see how much ping i get

im in eurasia

omg

60 ping

this is the least ping i had

[fossil drum]

Just joined a random server to see 16 people doing toilet fart sound asmr and playing 2 girls 1 cup theme song in spectator

I think I'm going to pull out my speakers

From my laptop

[fallow kite]

Mute spectators

[meager slate]

Real

[untold wyvern]

on russian servers i get 50 ping

[sturdy wing]

“Man, im hungry”
Hungary:

[untold wyvern]

on european servers i get 100 ping

[still wigeon]

fake

[untold wyvern]

even tho i live in eurasia

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-christmas-jolly-d-gif-11042319583125782337

[tough tapir]

@glass hollow

[glass hollow]

canon btw

[meager slate]

[simple abyss]

unreal

[ebon flare]

Are you guys going trick or treating

[true sky]

merry christmas

[fallow kite]

Imagine playing SCP sl on 4k more than 60 FPS ☠️
💀💀

[winter kestrel]

ofc

wait how

[fallow kite]

Just imagine

[winter kestrel]

I have ultra graphics

and 70 fps

[fallow kite]

Wait how?

What GPU do u have ?

If i may Ask ...

[winter kestrel]

mhm

@fallow kite wanna saee smthinfg funny in vc?

[fallow kite]

Are you guys going trick or treating

[fallow kite]

Wdym ?

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[fallow kite]

Anyways I have a weak laptop that HaS about 60-90 FPS in scp sl (1920×1200)

[untold wyvern]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 6 hours, 13 minutes, 37 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[untold wyvern]

[noble wren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aDFp99_FqA love duolingo

[cursive hinge]

French art = Fart?

[kind geyser]

bruh no embed perms yet

wild

[untold wyvern]

what if instead of duolingo it was

[proven monolith]

doodoolingo

[slender cloak]

bark

[light willow]

hi

[slender cloak]

hello 😄

[untold wyvern]

!wran watery777

[snow umbra]

@untold wyvern has wranned watery777 Reason: ![SteamHappy](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1157333712950800497.webp?size=128 "SteamHappy")

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-jud-steamhappy-gif-2335223084485350656

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-christmas-jolly-d-gif-11042319583125782337

[cinder sapphire]

!wran @true sky christmas banned

[snow umbra]

@cinder sapphire has wranned bicboce Reason: christmas banned

[true sky]

merry christmas

[untold wyvern]

are you guys going letter writing?

[errant hollow]

Add boar to sl

[orchid kraken]

!wran @errant hollow THE AGE OF SPOOK HAS ENDED!!!

NO MORE TRICK OR TREATING!!

FOLLOW ME, AND YOU SHALL ALWAYS RECEIVE GIFTS!!

COAL UPPP!!!!

[snow umbra]

@orchid kraken has wranned deearrkong Reason: `THE AGE OF SPOOK HAS ENDED!!!

NO MORE TRICK OR TREATING!!

FOLLOW ME, AND YOU SHALL ALWAYS RECEIVE GIFTS!!

COAL UPPP!!!!`

[simple sluice]

Good idea

[true sky]

When is northwood getting jolly

[gray rampart]

i just joined the patreon zone manager tiar and when i paid for it it didn't give it to me it says i have the free one still

[simple sluice]

Nice try krampus

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-christmas-jolly-d-gif-11042319583125782337

[simple sluice]

But the jolly never ends

[true sky]

[kind geyser]

why are u so jolly

[simple sluice]

Throw 'em coals Optimus

[simple sluice]

Hes just cool like that ig

[kind geyser]

life ain’t all sunshine and rainbows

[simple sluice]

Keep telling me that Doofenshmirzt but i aint buying

[plush bolt]

its THANKSGIVING, its time to celebrate american values pal

[strange trellis]

more like thankSTINKING!!!

[plush bolt]

you take that back right now pal

[strange trellis]

no

[plush bolt]

:(

[strange trellis]

in fact

I will go back in time

to the first thanksgiving

to get turkey off the menu

[untold wyvern]

fuck thanksgiving

christmas

[plush bolt]

that's fine, we still have ham

stupid

[untold wyvern]

no more ham

[gaunt talon]

Why don't we have hategiving

[strange trellis]

so you eat ass

[orchid kraken]

Were NOT celebrating america

[plush bolt]

YES we are pal

also did you know national vegan day is in november

[strange trellis]

ham comes from the ass stupid!

[orchid kraken]

https://youtu.be/xOfunHvI3F4?si=76aWIqoTxc3XCQhC

[plush bolt]

sorry im dyslexic ignore that

[untold wyvern]

can we have this man on the naughty list

[true sky]

no gifts for him, only coal

[strange trellis]

thanksgiving? more like
genocide

[plush bolt]

thats fine, ill use the coal to burn your house down

[narrow cedar]

hey can someone help me with my scp sl game?

[true sky]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/972301578180636692/1184196461190201430/silly.gif

[plush bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cat-looking-up-cat-look-up-kitten-look-up-gif-13486805289139588631

[untold wyvern]

i dont have a house

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cathands-cat-in-hat-cat-with-hands-silly-cat-gif-14981685377760273746

[plush bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/garn47-car-garn-friend-cat-gif-18000602364342289956

[true sky]

i live in a flat

[narrow cedar]

every other day or so the authentication process is super slow and ive tried validating files and reinstalling everything but it doesnt seem to fix it

[gaunt talon]

I can

[narrow cedar]

i let it through my firewalls as well

[fallow kite]

Hi Car

[narrow cedar]

some times itll be really fast and other times it just wont work

[untold wyvern]

jollygiving

[true sky]

coalgiver

[forest field]

⚠️ JOEL NIELSEN MENTIONED ⚠️

[gaunt talon]

When it doesn't work try typing ar in the console

[narrow cedar]

tried

it just fails

[true sky]

spooky month is over

[narrow cedar]

its not so much that it fails

[forest field]

Oh, right, I forgot

[gilded timber]

Hello!
I would recommend taking a look at #1098299774291157043, if that doesn't solve your problem, open a ticket in #technical-support

[narrow cedar]

but the authentication process is so slow that i get kicked

[true sky]

when is the discord becoming jolly?

[gilded timber]

We need to revert from halloween first

[true sky]

real

[gaunt talon]

What reaction role are we getting for Christmas

[hollow oar]

🐟

[untold wyvern]

all i want for christmas is

[true sky]

coal

[untold wyvern]

flam flim flim flam flamingos

[true sky]

thats it

add the birthday cake back

add flamingo back

[true sky]

but with capybara model

[true sky]

desert flamingo

[strange trellis]

I have news for you...

[gaunt talon]

There's a capybara variation for

[narrow cedar]

to do the advanced start options do i gotta put stuff like "-httpproxy" in quotes or do i not put the quote

s

[true sky]

yeah i know

but its 1% chance

[untold wyvern]

scream fortress is still here

[true sky]

i've already PLAYED the birthday event you !!!!!

i'm no new

[gilded timber]

Without quotes

[orchid kraken]

MY LITTLE PONY81736Q91ID

[orchid kraken]

The GOAT of cinematic musics

[slate bridge]

what is hubert moska doing in https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1074007830320910356

[untold wyvern]

life without scream fortress after nov 1st:

[true sky]

no acess

[orchid kraken]

I lobe the No Access channels

[true sky]

so fun

[slate bridge]

bruh

[gilded timber]

MicroHID implementation development stream!

[slate bridge]

oh

[true sky]

thats fake

[untold wyvern]

[fallow kite]

[fallow kite]

[true sky]

hubert balls is not real

[slate bridge]

dont ask me how i got it

[gilded timber]

Patreon only channel

[narrow cedar]

what type of error is "the request was canceled due to the configured httpclient.timeout of 20 seconds elapsing", im still able to authenticate but im not gonna be able to spawn as a class upon a new round

[errant hollow]

? What?

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-in-a-bottle-gif-17405271436317529976

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[gilded timber]

Show hidden channels plugin

[slate bridge]

i forgor

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-the-voices-jolly-christmas-gif-5774532700081404887

[true sky]

bro forgot he had better discord

[errant hollow]

Why did you ping me for that??

[orchid kraken]

You look lonely

I cant fix that

[errant hollow]

?????

[strange trellis]

cause he stinks

[true sky]

bladewalker 2043

[strange trellis]

how

[errant hollow]

How do I look lonely I just said add boar to sl

[narrow cedar]

help i cant find it in the troubleshooting faq

[true sky]

who is boar

[errant hollow]

Boar

Like

https://media.tenor.com/3wQ_YvjElDoAAAAM/boar-run.gif

https://media.tenor.com/KE1wo6OMCXcAAAAM/boar-boars.gif

[crimson hull]

add even more glass to sl

[true sky]

ah

pig

[errant hollow]

Yeah

[gilded timber]

Open a ticket in #technical-support, someone can help you further there

[strange trellis]

nevermind that, how does the person who has friends look lonely

[true sky]

add even more gore to SL

[errant hollow]

Add wild feral boars to sl

[slate bridge]

vencord*

[true sky]

same shit

[slate bridge]

no its not

[strange trellis]

add all of Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin to sl

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1270032050597920913/4x-_23_.gif

[untold wyvern]

a roblox game already got a christmas event

[true sky]

merry christmas

Spook is over

jolly is here

[true sky]

why are roblox games have goofy thumbnail

[slate bridge]

idk

[untold wyvern]

roblox tf2 runs worse than actual tf2

[true sky]

its roblox

what do you think

😭

shit optimisation

less worse than SL

[strange trellis]

why would you even play roblox tf2 when tf2 is literally free

[ebon flare]

Are you guys going trick or treating?

[meager jay]

went from a 4070 to a 4080 super and ended up with no difference in performance on sl, god please add dlss 3.5 soon northwood

[errant hollow]

What even is dlss

[errant hollow]

Litteraly

[meager jay]

free fps for nvidia gpus 20 series to 40 series

just ai upscaling and frame generation

[solid echo]

some people say that their pcs are too shitty to run tf2

mfw

my old pc used to run roblox tf2 at 50 fps

while it ran tf2 at 80

what the fuck do you mean

[errant hollow]

Sounds like dogshit then most AI stuff doesn't look good I'm pretty sure I have that disabled most of the time

[strange trellis]

it's literally a 17 year old game...

[untold wyvern]

i have tf2

[meager jay]

nah dlss is the good ai stuff, generally using dlss quality will actually look better than native resolution

[solid echo]

then play it

jk

[strange trellis]

bot crisis ended like 3 months ago, you can play it normally now

[meager jay]

oh did they finally fix it?

[untold wyvern]

i know

[solid echo]

yeah

[meager jay]

damn

[solid echo]

then why are you even testing roblox tf2

[strange trellis]

yes

[solid echo]

you know its garbage

why are you playing it

[plush bolt]

hateplaying

[untold wyvern]

do you not remember the talk about tf2 in october

[solid echo]

the talk fortress?

[plush bolt]

its like hatewatching but with videogames

[solid echo]

nah

[untold wyvern]

about scout's pants

[solid echo]

and

that literally does not make tf2 worse

[strange trellis]

oh true

I think they forgot to revert the belt though lol

[solid echo]

how long would it have taken them if they wanted to fix every cosmetic so it matched the blue pants

i mean him

since its a one guy team

[strange trellis]

workshoppers have literally already fixed it

[untold wyvern]

it is me vaben oldell

[strange trellis]

valve just hasnt added the community fix for some reason

[untold wyvern]

i made tea fruitless 2

[solid echo]

https://tenor.com/view/big-boss-metal-gear-big-boss-fish-eating-fish-speech-bubble-gif-25302549

[untold wyvern]

there are 9 mercs in me game

[true sky]

was it even supposed to be blue?

[untold wyvern]

speedyman

[true sky]

why did it took some much years to fix this

[untold wyvern]

lefrencha

obese

scotland

then we have doctor

and more

oh yeah

also cryo

[fallow rapids]

i got shot with the particle gun and my game fuckin crashed..

[untold wyvern]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 4 hours, 34 minutes, 12 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[fallow rapids]

[somber raptor]

tried escaping from Pompeii on foot, got hit by massive fucking boulder 💀

[fallow rapids]

Real.

[true sky]

😭

[strange trellis]

vesuvius fucking headshotted him

[somber raptor]

fr

[fallow kite]

Are you guys going trick or treating

[fallow kite]

ARE YOU GOING COCK SUCKING?

ARE YOU GOING COCK SUCKING?

HEY GORDON GEt OFF MY FUCKING tEAM ASSHOLE

SUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU GODDAMN StUttERING PARROt

[somber raptor]

what the fuck

[gentle acorn]

[fallow kite]

HALLOWEEN SOUNDBOARD

SCREAM SOUND EFFECT

Trick or treat trick or treat

[latent jackal]

[tiny kiln]

Hop hop hiiray

[true sky]

merry christmas

[fallow rapids]

Somebody please get this man a big white pillow room.

[ebon flare]

Are you guys going trick or treating

[true sky]

merry christmas

[untold wyvern]

are you guys going letter writing to get presents?

[errant hollow]

I'm getting your mom

[strange trellis]

I have this thing called money that lets me buy presents for others

[true sky]

are you guys giving gift or coals?

[gusty moon]

How can i get scp roles

Some people has 3114 049 and others

[errant hollow]

I'm gonna have sex with your mother

[gentle acorn]

you don't

[gusty moon]

What

[gentle acorn]

no more

[gusty moon]

Okey

[strange trellis]

fuck all of their moms dee

[latent jackal]

[fallow kite]

thats so not nice

[forest field]

She's going to seduce our mothers, sleep with our mothers, marry our mothers, divorce our mothers, and then claim custody of us in the divorce

[errant hollow]

Wdym hmm

[errant hollow]

Exactly

[eternal rock]

We're about to launch an All-Out attack on your houze

Sincelery,
The Zombies

[errant hollow]

You don't get nice things

[strange trellis]

she basically owns me anyway (we play dark soul together)

[fallow kite]

i get yo mom

[fierce trail]

hi guys

[gentle acorn]

can we kill this dee person and their simp

[ebon flare]

Are you guys going trick or treating

[latent jackal]

Please be a little bit more respectful to each other

[errant hollow]

Wah is my goon I send him to kill my friends in dark souls

[fallow kite]

shut up dino

[fierce trail]

how to i can get a Server Hoster Role

[errant hollow]

Idk why that replied to that

[ebon flare]

[gentle acorn]

i think we could spare their simp

[latent jackal]

No u

[gentle acorn]

if the simp behaves well

[ebon flare]

That isn’t respectful

[errant hollow]

Wah isn't my simp he's my minion . I wish I had simps giving me 10000 dollars

[strange trellis]

the list of friends I kill for you only grows too

[eternal rock]

garguantuar

[gentle acorn]

he is your simp

[errant hollow]

Gargauntuar baby I kill him easy

[gentle acorn]

don't lie

[ebon flare]

stop simping guys

[strange trellis]

I will probably give you video game or something for christmas though

[gentle acorn]

see guys

he's a SIMP

[ebon flare]

Stop simping guys

[strange trellis]

me when friend = simp apparently

[errant hollow]

You don't have to though you probably could use the money more then I could

[gentle acorn]

just look at how defensive he gets chat..

[errant hollow]

Anyways uuhh

[latent jackal]

Every time I see the word simp, all I think about is that sniper monkey video.

[errant hollow]

Kagu bird

[latent jackal]

Bird.

[untold wyvern]

what if shes dead

[strange trellis]

I mean, I'm a landlord (or soon atleast as soon as the house gets transferred over to me when I move in), so money wont be a issue for me

[strange trellis]

dee knows necromancy

[untold wyvern]

what if

[latent jackal]

[untold wyvern]

just what if

oop

didnt mean to put so much there

[strange trellis]

eh, made it funnier

[eternal rock]

brainz

[errant hollow]

So funny creature

[strange trellis]

funny little hairstyle on bird

[rough wing]

why does he have one foot

[untold wyvern]

henry belcaster so peak bro

[untold wyvern]

theres 2

[strange trellis]

me when perspective

[untold wyvern]

[orchid kraken]

unironically how do ppl even listen to asmr

like

how

i took 1 minute of that shit and bro😭

[crimson hull]

insane rocket launcher asmr

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-in-a-bottle-gif-17405271436317529976

[untold wyvern]

gunshots in the neighborhood at 3 am asmr

[gusty moon]

Asmr is ass

[orchid kraken]

scp-1471 asmr leaked

https://tenor.com/view/idksterling-idksterlingyapping-yapping-this-man-is-already-dead-but-he-just-doesn't-know-it-this-chicken-is-already-dead-but-he-just-doesn't-know-it-gif-13660494399448377957

enjoyable

ngl

[inner garden]

n word

[fallow kite]

💀

[inner garden]

i said the n word

[orchid kraken]

??

[fallow kite]

bros sped

[orchid kraken]

trying to be smart or sum?

[fallow kite]

wait lemme check if rword is allowed

[orchid kraken]

i think retard isnt allowed

[fallow kite]

alr

some servers count is as slur

so

[orchid kraken]

36,063 results btw

[orchid kraken]

some

[latent jackal]

Please spoiler loud links.

[untold wyvern]

im a retard

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/congratulations-congrats-gif-25269017

[fallow kite]

bro didnt see the (loud)

[latent jackal]

Still

Need to spoiler it

As discord users don't know how to read instructions

[fallow kite]

faair

[untold wyvern]

i just killed 17 mtf

[latent jackal]

Good job

[untold wyvern]

i just ran over 12 d boys

bring back the train

i wanna see afk chaos get killed brutally

[frosty acorn]

who causes this death message? "Massive lacerations and excessive blood loss."

[latent jackal]

The train will be coming back as it does each year

[frosty acorn]

is that 939 pounce or 096

[untold wyvern]

096

[latent jackal]

It'll be 096

[untold wyvern]

wait

yeah

[frosty acorn]

"Large, deep bite marks on the body can be observed." is 939 right?

[untold wyvern]

ye

[frosty acorn]

which one is 939 pounce then? is it also large deep bite marks?

[gaunt talon]

Yes

[frosty acorn]

alr

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[frosty acorn]

"Severe electrical burns." is micro AND tesla gate right?

or just micro

[surreal notch]

guys, there is a way to buy a key for a firend to the 14.0 version? or only one persone can get it

[frosty acorn]

theyd need to have patreon access too

so ig give them the money to buy the patreon

[surreal notch]

can i log into my friend patreon account and buy it from there, because he is from another country

[frosty acorn]

i suppose

does anyone know what "Blunt trauma and minor scratches are present on the body." is from?

the death message

[untold wyvern]

that's from 939

hit by the paws

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/based-metal-gear-metal-gear-solid-big-boss-venom-snake-gif-21735928

[untold wyvern]

ripping up the jaws

[frosty acorn]

so whats large deep bite marks death message?

is that pounce?

[untold wyvern]

it's a huge flaw

[untold wyvern]

ye

[frosty acorn]

okay

Fatal blunt trauma; the body is badly mutilated and pulped. is falling correct?

or

wait no

[fallow kite]

When event end

[gilded timber]

it can be a few things, not just falling

[forest field]

I think that might be 018

[frosty acorn]

oh yeah

good point actually

"Shattered legs and feet suggest fatal trauma caused by a fall." exists too

[fallow kite]

When event end

[gilded timber]

We don't have a date yet

[untold wyvern]

now

its christmas

[fallen plover]

real

[frosty acorn]

what is "Deep lacerations and scratches are present on the body." from?

i figured that was pounce

[untold wyvern]

paws from the dog

[fallen plover]

isnt that just base 939 attack

[gilded timber]

The wiki might be helpful for referencing what the different death messages mean:
https://betawiki.scpslgame.com/index.php?title=Death_Messages

[frosty acorn]

that was a little inaccurate or at least unfinished last time i checked

ill see

[untold wyvern]

time to put on all i want for christmas is you on

[kind geyser]

its nov 3 🙏

[forest field]

The death mesasages seem like something pretty important for people to know, IDK why it's not on the main wiki

[gilded timber]

It is a little outdated, if it isn't listed there feel free to ask here

[untold wyvern]

nov 3 is christmas

[frosty acorn]

it also doesnt even reference all of them

[kind geyser]

no it aint

[untold wyvern]

january 1st is christmas

february 3rd is christmas

[gusty moon]

not even kidding i pray for the downfall of the writer of scp 1471 every sunday at church

[lunar siren]

March 3rd us Christmas?

[untold wyvern]

february 4th isnt christmas

[forest field]

It was made back in 2021, yeah

[orchid kraken]

its not the autor its the community

[fallen plover]

why is februrary 4th the cutoff

[lunar siren]

😡

[orchid kraken]

the dude who made 1471 prolly tried to make it creepy and scary

while community made it worse

[untold wyvern]

february 4th is bad

worst day

[fallen plover]

why

[forest field]

"This photo of a zombie-fursuit is creepy, It'll be an excellent design for my SCP article's monster!"

[lunar siren]

What scp is that again?

[untold wyvern]

i hate february 4th

[lunar siren]

Oh malo

[orchid kraken]

it should been an scp that fucking stalks you around and wont leave

[lunar siren]

Great scp

[untold wyvern]

most people here would say smash

[orchid kraken]

isnt that thing basically an dead animal?

i mean just look at its head

either some dumbass took a skull of animal

[lunar siren]

More of a wendigo with fur

[untold wyvern]

scariest thing about it is eyes

[frosty acorn]

"Sickly yellow skin and a rancid smell suggests death by poison."
"The poison has finished you."
"Pale skin and blood leaking from the mouth suggest internal bleeding caused by substance ingestion."
"SCP-207 has finished you."

I'm VERY confused on these 4 death messages

[rigid locust]

we need to go back in time and repalce 1471 with somethign else

[untold wyvern]

i get trauma after having eye contact

[orchid kraken]

imagine sitting alone and then getting notifitication

you check and its random ass mf behind you

[fallen plover]

whats so confusing about them

[untold wyvern]

no

[lunar siren]

Its friendly tho

Wasted potential

[orchid kraken]

i just really wonder what can it do but stalk

[frosty acorn]

no idea what they're from

[lunar siren]

Scariest scp tho has to be the yule man

[orchid kraken]

i mean i wouldnt mind getting notifications of random wendigo if its just stalking without harmin me or someone

https://tenor.com/view/kingpin-spider-man-spiderverse-into-the-spiderverse-clicking-gif-8798937323542139102

[frosty acorn]

theres 4 messages and only 3 that make sense

[lunar siren]

Scp 4666 i remember

[frosty acorn]

2 for SCP-207 and 1 for LCZ

[lunar siren]

1 could be for combat green fluid

Frogot its name

[frosty acorn]

fair

does that damage though?

[forest field]

Yeah, the image it's originally just someone's fursuit of a "zombie werewolf"

[lunar siren]

Kills when mixed with 207

[fallen plover]

if you take green and 207 it does

[frosty acorn]

"Sickly yellow skin and a rancid smell suggests death by poison." is LCZ decomtamination for looking at a body id think BUT you cant see those bodies anyways

so

[lunar siren]

So is nuked bodies

[fossil wasp]

don’t be steam sad :(

[frosty acorn]

and they dont have one

[untold wyvern]

[kind geyser]

what about feb 14

[fallen plover]

LCZ is "melted by a corrosive substance"

[lunar siren]

Im pretty sure they do

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-happy-steam-happy-gif-4531022007608143773

[eternal rock]

give 096 a charged punch so he can throw hands properly with the humans

[lunar siren]

Ive seen one with admin commands

[frosty acorn]

yes, but does it have the same for you and looking at a body?

[untold wyvern]

2nd christmas till june 1st

[frosty acorn]

if so, its just vaporized by alpha warhead

[eternal rock]

tap key = low damage, hold key = 1 shot

[frosty acorn]

which is what you see

"Killed by a falling metal pipe." what the fuck is this

[lunar siren]

I love February 4th

[fallen plover]

no clue

[orchid kraken]

awp my beloved

[gilded timber]

Grey candy

[lunar siren]

Black candy

[lunar siren]

ITS BLACK

WHAT

[frosty acorn]

its gray

[forest field]

I'm pretty sure that's the death message for mixing 207 and 1853

[fallen plover]

its grey

[lunar siren]

WHAT

[untold wyvern]

black gives a random effect

[forest field]

The black candy gives a random effect

[frosty acorn]

i still have no idea what "Deep lacerations and scratches are present on the body." is though

[lunar siren]

Im becoming a boomer

[untold wyvern]

[lunar siren]

Old 939

[fallen plover]

939

[gaunt talon]

939

[frosty acorn]

i already have both 939's listed

so

[fallen plover]

^

[frosty acorn]

ok

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cacabrotbrot-cat-kitten-kitten-lick-kitten-paw-gif-17263805443468530457

[steel cairn]

hey people i have question, does the beta lowers the requirements to obtain beta after certain time?

[frosty acorn]

yes

[steel cairn]

awesome

[frosty acorn]

$10 after late nov

[kind geyser]

are you upgrading now?

[steel cairn]

yes

[kind geyser]

then youd need zone manager tier 4

the one i have rn

[steel cairn]

i will wait for it calmly

[fallen plover]

yea but t3 gets access after the 9th i believe

might upg to t4 rn tho

[kind geyser]

honestly i think its okay, not worth 30 tbh id rather spend it on a diff patreon

[frosty acorn]

what is "You have bled out." as a death message? is it 096 or smth?

[gilded timber]

From November 9th onwards it will drop to Tier 3

[kind geyser]

wish i could transfer

[frosty acorn]

wait a minute

[forest field]

There's a bleeding status effect that can only be applied through console commands iirc

[frosty acorn]

is "Deep lacerations and scratches are present on the body." marshmallow man?

its right above the other marshmallow man death message

[lilac spindle]

can you turn off the halloween thing now?
is it fixed
i want to play the game

[frosty acorn]

you said that all in the same message

[untold wyvern]

[fallen plover]

it might be i dont really remember

[steel cairn]

how to activate the tag in the game?

[gilded timber]

Take a look at #patreon-badge-info for account linking instructions

[fallen plover]

#patreon-badge-info

[steel cairn]

thank u

[steel cairn]

thank u

[frosty acorn]

im making a translation pack rn

with some colors

thats why im asking about death messages rn

[steel cairn]

i have it

:D

[untold wyvern]

[steel cairn]

🥶

[lunar siren]

Thoughts on december 25

[untold wyvern]

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-cat-virgil-cat-gif-2639626352347889170

[rapid osprey]

[kind geyser]

im gonna crash out trying to get dark matter!!!!!

[fossil wasp]

🍿

[rapid osprey]

[untold wyvern]

im so

[kind geyser]

no

[untold wyvern]

[orchid kraken]

@untold wyvern

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TqO-IvScGg

[untold wyvern]

[fallen plover]

[steel cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-scp-sl-scp-secret-lab-skill-issue-d-class-gif-17678973555708887743

[kind geyser]

what if they removed that emoji

[inland condor]

Petition to delete cg5

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-scp-sl-scp-secret-lab-skill-issue-d-class-gif-17678973555708887743

[steel cairn]

did bro posted something what i can't?

:(

[untold wyvern]

the instrumental version hits hard

[orchid kraken]

i just helped you

[orchid kraken]

this is best insult

[steel cairn]

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1237145335034417315/1288551165683957841/Mtfshoot.gif

[steel cairn]

cooler would be ur beta key...

muhaha

.

[untold wyvern]

atleast the lyrics werent "ski-bidi, ski-bidi, going out the door"

[gaunt talon]

Thick of it got competition

[untold wyvern]

cmon

the instrumental is good

[earnest pewter]

hello

[gaunt talon]

Sup

[steel cairn]

hi

[orchid kraken]

tf have i to do with russia and turkey

im in fucking austria

[tawny vapor]

hello!

[tawny vapor]

🤔

[orchid kraken]

i speak russian

but im literally in austria

[frosty acorn]

figured a bit out about the death messages

the 939 message we thought was old is the current one

and the one we thought was current might be zombie??

[real edge]

u got busted pal

[frosty acorn]

yes

[untold wyvern]

i had to delete discord off my pc cuz of this

[real edge]

js block him on tt n his videos will not pop up anymore

[untold wyvern]

[somber raptor]

🇦🇺

[frosty acorn]

i love the steam emojis

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/austria-victory-gif-23713200

[frosty acorn]

[real edge]

nah

[real edge]

what is that zesty ahh sticker

[untold wyvern]

[fallow kite]

Is discord stupid

[orchid kraken]

yes

[turbid ledge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1159445707028185169/1289108533778055208/image2.gif

[untold wyvern]

[turbid ledge]

[untold wyvern]

it takes less space now

[wicked spade]

holy shit it unironically goes so hard

[orchid kraken]

the second half goes hard ngl

[olive forge]

It’s so over I didn’t re seal my bucket properly and the beer went to shit

[cinder sapphire]

wait you can become a adventurer in ck3 now @strange trellis ?

[strange trellis]

yes

[cinder sapphire]

can you gain land from that

[errant hollow]

There's 2 it's just behind the other leg

[strange trellis]

you actually can yes

[cinder sapphire]

how hard is it

[strange trellis]

rather easy actually

since adventurers can stack a bunch of man-at-arms bonuses

and if you have a claim you can convince people to start a claimant faction

[grave flame]

@north storm

[strange trellis]

or you can convince a ruler who likes you to give you land

[cinder sapphire]

haha....this is going to be fun

[strange trellis]

you can also just be an annoying shithead running around and ruining everything for everyone

[grave flame]

@north storm coward

Pathetic

[fossil wasp]

[cinder sapphire]

nah I have my own plans

[crimson hull]

From the beer 🍺 to the key 🔑 to the car 🚗 where’s my tree 🌲 thats my siren 🚨 always jail 🚓 when i drive ♿

[fallow kite]

Funny

[gilded timber]

If Discord has trouble connecting it will just display the latest status update, which happens to be about Russia / Turkey

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-skill-issue-skill-issue-gif-24471438

[quartz pawn]

i had a fun time streaming

[earnest pewter]

I hope they play fein in 14.0

[fallow kite]

Hi Car

[orchid kraken]

MY LITTLE PONY81736Q91ID

i laughed and shook his hand

[subtle kraken]

SCP on console would bang

[true sky]

fin fin fin fin fin fin

[earnest pewter]

I hope cassie plays fein

[gaunt talon]

What's fein

[glacial nymph]

Im resetting my laptop

Fucking tired

Storage

Drivers

Everything is so messed up

Good thing im saving my accounts

45%

[hot ivy]

counter unit

[lunar siren]

[subtle kraken]

Im in the thick of it and everybody knows 😔😔

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/water-spray-stop-sprinkle-water-gif-11895255

[gentle barn]

Did the northwood server locations move or something or what? Swear i used to have lower ping. And no, its not my own connections that has changed

[glacial nymph]

Lazar having internet issues as well

The stream is doing well