general-chat

[drowsy vine]

and put it in the beta

[tepid jackal]

oh

okay

[drowsy vine]

iam genuinly curious

[tepid jackal]

no, just crashes after the small splash

[drowsy vine]

aw man

[true gazelle]

Hello guys

[drowsy vine]

i would tell you to edit the exe somehow but tthats a stretch

[solemn flame]

just wait until tmrw

[tepid jackal]

the games have far different code, that won't work

well, versions

[drowsy vine]

your probs r8

[long nest]

Hmn

[drowsy vine]

you fuckers took that into account didntya😉

[tepid jackal]

...13.0 and 14.0 have different code and assets, it would have never worked

just wait

[undone charm]

yo mods, can i get a beta key, pretty pls

im too broke to afford a key

[polar spade]

Ill give it, just pay me 25$

[solemn flame]

well im pretty sure they wouldnt want yall joining the staff and partners

[polar spade]

A month

[drowsy vine]

ik lol

[undone charm]

i got no money

[solemn flame]

dw though i cant join either, server is constantly full and im sad

lmao

[polar spade]

Very sad

[tepid jackal]

imagine a random joining a partner only session LMAO

comes screaming in

[undone charm]

im watching a stream for a chance to get a key

im so broke, 🙂

[tepid jackal]

try Skillz stream, they live on twitch rn

[polar spade]

Too much effort, im just going to buy it when it drops to 10 USD

[undone charm]

im on scpWyatt's stream

[tepid jackal]

that works as well

gl

remember that 95% of gamblers quit before they win beta key

[full jolt]

do we need to pay 20$ for the key?

[solemn flame]

mhm

!patreon

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[solemn flame]

oh wait you already have it

[full jolt]

cuz i thought u needed to pay 25$ for the key

[latent jackal]

you're already a patreon of ours

[proven shell]

!14.0

[snow umbra]

The update will be available to Patreon beta on <t:1729969200:f> / <t:1729969200:R>

[proven shell]

yippee

[solemn flame]

the tier was lowered to $20

[latent jackal]

In 21 hours just follow the steps in the portal and you'll be given a key

[solemn flame]

you just need the zone manager tier which you have

[proven shell]

im going to the cinema at that time but ill play when i get back

[full jolt]

close to level 10

[quick estuary]

Hello chat

[gaunt talon]

Sup

[undone charm]

tahc olleH

[spiral kernel]

i got work most of the day when the beta comes out 😦

[lone cliff]

You work that late?

[tame cedar]

I get patreon with dollars. but can i also get it with euro?

[lone cliff]

Yess

[tame cedar]

ahh okay thanks

[oak turret]

Hiya

When will my role be given

[lone cliff]

For what

[oak turret]

Patreon supporter

The $20 one

[latent jackal]

The site should automatically convert the currency

[lone cliff]

You have to link it with discord

[oak turret]

I did

Like a few min ago

[lone cliff]

Hmm

idk wwhat to do then

[latent jackal]

If you have already linked your discord account to your patreon account it might take a few minutes

[tame cedar]

ok becaue i want to be a patreon. im 15 so i can do a side-job. and then i want to be a patreon

[random yarrow]

where should i go if i am having high ping across all servers?

[latent jackal]

Check out the https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1098299774291157043 and #897643267473145866 chats

if nothing there helps open a ticket in #technical-support message

[fallow kite]

I feel you bro

Ping in scp sl works weird

[serene cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-disapear-cat-snow-cat-jump-fail-cat-fun-jump-cats-gif-17569677

[fallow kite]

You can either have "100 ms" and lag every single shit of you or 8ms and everything is fine

There is nothing in between

[fallow kite]

21 hours remain

[oak turret]

What portal is that

Also my role came in

@latent jackal

[latent jackal]

Yippe!

[oak turret]

So what portal do I go to?

[latent jackal]

I am still unsure on that

[oak turret]

Oh ok thanks

[latent jackal]

Keep an eye on https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/472406797194493952

[oak turret]

Ok, got it

[latent jackal]

If anything happens it should be posted in there with instructions

[proven shell]

i wonder what all the commands are for the emotions

[latent jackal]

Hopefully

[final storm]

Can i change my patreon badge?

[latent jackal]

You can hide it in the settings in the "other" tap

[spiral kernel]

australia

[fallow folio]

anyone got a spare beta code by chance?

[pine flare]

Theres a glitch whitch chaos dont count as targets

[fallow folio]

hey ghost

question

[latent jackal]

Sup

[fallow folio]

if my friend buys patreon will he get the code now?

[lone cliff]

Damn

[fallow folio]

hes not sure if he would or not

[latent jackal]

No, the patreons will get their keys once the beta is ready for them

I think?

[fallow folio]

gotcha

[full jolt]

boo

so uhh

spooky scary skeletons?

[latent jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/see-it-like-final-hamster-scared-gif-14498643

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-skull-cool-blender-3d-gif-5269185401191595661

very spooky

[full jolt]

how come skeleton's preference aint in settings?

[final storm]

@full jolt how did you get that skeleton role i cant do it in the patreon bot?

[latent jackal]

3114 spawns in on chance

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-bye-chat-chat-goodbye-chat-tf2memes-gif-24933346

[full jolt]

hold on

[full jolt]

#discord-announcements message

[latent jackal]

beat me to it

[full jolt]

haha

[final storm]

Oh but do you know how to get the scp-079 role

[full jolt]

no

[final storm]

Oh ok thx Anyway

[latent jackal]

#utility-roles message

[full jolt]

ur welcome

[final storm]

No acces

[full jolt]

no access fr fr?

[latent jackal]

You'll need to level up to level 50 to gain it

along with colours

[final storm]

Oh ok thx

I still got a long way to go

[latent jackal]

Best of luck

[final storm]

Thx

[fast sentinel]

question

[tardy walrus]

answer

[fast sentinel]

yes

question

answer

[full jolt]

Skele bones

is a

[fallow kite]

hey guys so i got the 20 patreon how do i play the beta?

[full jolt]

impersonater

[full jolt]

wait for tommorow

[fast sentinel]

guys would putting my janitor patreon subscription in 914 on very fine

[full jolt]

then the key will be visible to patreons

[fast sentinel]

give me the beta key

[tardy walrus]

link ur discord with patreon

[latent jackal]

!14.0

[snow umbra]

The update will be available to Patreon beta on <t:1729969200:f> / <t:1729969200:R>

[fallow kite]

ok

[errant hollow]

Behold

[fallow kite]

yea! how do i join??

[latent jackal]

Im be holding

[fast sentinel]

i noticed how the patreon went up

from like

6k a month

to

9k a month

in a few days

big money to be made by hubert moszka

[lone cliff]

Everyone wants to play beta no?

[fast sentinel]

yes

[tardy walrus]

no

[full jolt]

ya

[fast sentinel]

what is happening to the guard corpse

in 096

is it staying there

[latent jackal]

You'll need to link your patreon account with Discord, after that you'll need to link your steam account with our system here in the #959226677286821928 channel.
After that you and everyone else who has paid for Zone manager will get a key in 20ish hours

[full jolt]

it hasn't rotten ever since

the body is still fresh to this day

[fallow kite]

i linked patreon to steam but it says no access to channel

[latent jackal]

Have you linked it with discord in the setting tap?

[fallow kite]

wherew

[tardy walrus]

bruh

[fast sentinel]

this is very unlikely

but i have been plotting something

i have heard from undisclosed sources

(random person)

that there is way to get TWO keys

somehow

[fallow kite]

yes

[latent jackal]

It'll take a few minutes

[fallow kite]

oh alright

[latent jackal]

Things are slow because alot of users are doing the same thing you're doing

[tardy walrus]

just making sure, you meant discord?

[latent jackal]

He did

[fallow kite]

yes

[tardy walrus]

ok

[ripe shore]

I have an amazing joke

[full jolt]

skeleton

[ripe shore]

What do you call a fish with no eyes

Fsh!

[latent jackal]

Trying my best to help out these guys as I myself how no idea if Im helping them correctly lol

[tardy walrus]

real

[full jolt]

how many exp for lvl 9

[torpid anchor]

so like how you get key

[full jolt]

wait until tommorow

[amber ether]

You'll get your key tomorrow.

[latent jackal]

There you go

[full jolt]

how much exp for lvl 9

[fallow kite]

what time tomorrow

[latent jackal]

in 20 hours

from now

[tardy walrus]

3 pm est

[full jolt]

3:00 PM

[fallow kite]

daaarn

[torpid anchor]

ok

[neon crest]

itll be here in no time 🙂

[ripe shore]

A horse enters the bar
The bartender asks "What's with the long face?"

[latent jackal]

Comedy

[ripe shore]

Thank you

I do stand up comedy very well

[tardy walrus]

you might wanna sit down

🙏🏽

[uneven tapir]

whats up

[tardy walrus]

the ceiling

[full jolt]

how much exp left for lvl

[ripe shore]

I have the perfect joke for you

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

[tardy walrus]

idk

[ripe shore]

Because they are extinct.

What's the similarity between the Eiffel tower and ticks?
They're both Paris-sites
😂

[jaunty jacinth]

how can i get the zone manager role?

[tardy walrus]

link ur patreon and discord

[latent jackal]

:(

[full jolt]

Goog...

[wicked wolf]

Wait is the beta public Or patron only?

[full jolt]

patreon

[latent jackal]

patron only for now

Saw that

[wicked wolf]

Thought so

[full jolt]

?

[wicked wolf]

Aight cheers

[full jolt]

u need the zone manager perk

which costs 20$

[latent jackal]

Tiers below ZM will get access to the beta as it goes on

[full jolt]

can't wait for tommorow

the 14.0 update

patreon only

yay

[latent jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1291338877340225616/c1af85b33b.gif

[latent jackal]

[full jolt]

NYEHEHEHEHEHEEE

[cinder sapphire]

nah that is all you

[full jolt]

how much exp left for lvl 9

[tardy walrus]

we dont know

why do u keep saying this

[full jolt]

im confused

[tough tapir]

Your fish money

[full jolt]

i miss friendly firing with blue candy

it was funny af

[cinder sapphire]

insane year for tornados. Considering usually Oklahoma has the most per year. But this year Illinois and other states beat it.

florida beat it

[fossil oxide]

!14.0

[snow umbra]

The update will be available to Patreon beta on <t:1729969200:f> / <t:1729969200:R>

[fossil oxide]

wait

oh damn my bad

my screen was showing a guy asking for the release of the beta

but it was from hours ago

[full jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/die-thy-end-is-now-crush-prepare-thyself-weak-gif-4552633330626553298

[solemn flame]

@worn cliff if your discord is linked you should receive patreon channels and roles

[serene coyote]

Hi Lysol

[solemn flame]

hi

[serene coyote]

I'm going to bed now

And

what are you doing?

[solemn flame]

playing with the partners rn

[serene coyote]

cool

🤙

[robust turtle]

absoloutely insanely bad luck what the fuck

[proven shell]

Epic

[glacial nymph]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[glacial nymph]

Hmmm

[proven shell]

!14.0

[snow umbra]

The update will be available to Patreon beta on <t:1729969200:f> / <t:1729969200:R>

[proven shell]

8pm

😱

[serene coyote]

!15.0

:(

[proven shell]

!18.0

[full jolt]

!90.0

[serene coyote]

No skibidi toilet updoot

[uncut pelican]

One free patreon steam key please!

[full jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-cat-mewing-mewing-meme-cat-staring-cat-gif-6979404450990708267

[serene coyote]

Pineapple farm

[proven shell]

Sure

[glacial nymph]

!rep @serene coyote

[snow umbra]

You have just given @serene coyote a reputation point!

[glacial nymph]

Congratulations 🎉

[full jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-shark-reaction-poggers-pogchamp-shocked-gif-16963412

[serene coyote]

!rep @glacial nymph

[snow umbra]

You have just given @glacial nymph a reputation point!

[glacial nymph]

[serene coyote]

[glacial nymph]

Tyyy

[uncut pelican]

Can i get Patreon with a visa gift card?

[alpine ore]

how do i get the beta? do i need to be apart of patron?

[glacial nymph]

Yeah

[glacial nymph]

Yes

[alpine ore]

ty

[solemn flame]

!patreon

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[solemn flame]

youll need the zone manager ($20) tier

[full jolt]

u need the zone manager 20$

[glacial nymph]

Isn't 10$?

[solemn flame]

its $20

USD

[glacial nymph]

Tf

[uncut pelican]

Is it a one-time payment?

[full jolt]

monthly

[uncut pelican]

oh

[alpine ore]

when is public release?

[full jolt]

November 26 i think

[harsh token]

How many keys were given out to partners?

[glacial nymph]

In late November

[alpine ore]

fuck i might need to buy it then

[uncut pelican]

But if i only put 20$ on a gift card and then one month goes by will I still have access to the beta?

[strong yacht]

no probably not but if the updates late november 20 bucks is all you really need

[whole shale]

It ain’t worth it, just wait for it

[uncut pelican]

Alright

[whole shale]

1 month isn’t a lot

[fallow kite]

what up chat

[uncut pelican]

It comes out in one month?

then fuck the Patreon I'm waiting

[whole shale]

Yeah

#general-chat message

[full jolt]

u sure?

[uncut pelican]

Absolutely

[full jolt]

ur not going to have any fun waiting for a month

[uncut pelican]

I can always play another game

[whole shale]

there are a lot of games to play than SL

in fact last time I played it was in September 21

[uncut pelican]

KYERA-FUEHA-12GAB

[whole shale]

?

[dawn wren]

Will I get banned for using Reshade for generic realism purposes? 🤔

Genuine question, by the way.

[whole shale]

northwood hates people having fun so when you try to inject reshade I'm pretty sure an anti cheat dll will greet you with an error

[gilded timber]

I wouldn't recommend it

[dawn wren]

Well, I tried it once, but found that none of the actual reshade settings would show up

[uncut pelican]

Time to bypass the anti cheat

[dawn wren]

Luckily I wasn't confronted by any errors nor any warnings

[spark elk]

what is this?

[uncut pelican]

A totally real and legit and not fake steam key for the heavy duty beta

Trust me bro

[spark elk]

It’s fake

I tried it

[normal edge]

same

[dawn wren]

😭

I'm not excited for any movement overhauls

Sure the movement is very janky and you can literally air strafe but..

[uncut pelican]

I'm about to overhaul your movement

[dawn wren]

No more juking :(

[dawn wren]

Please do, I'm currently crippled

[severe viper]

Honestly I watched a video of 14.0, its so strange

Like many things seems out of place

May only be me tho

[dawn wren]

I liked the little grenade compartments

Can someone tell me how a multi-trillion government funded secret corporation that protects the world from both dangerous and safe anomalies can't keep these things contained

[severe viper]

Yeah, also the models, I’m too used to the old models

[dawn wren]

Dude for real

RIP T-posing zombies..

[severe viper]

So they seems strange to me, with all their new animations and stuff

[solemn flame]

i think people need to be willing to try out the new stuff without quickly jumping to "i want the old stuff back"

how can you get used to something if you never give it a chance

[dawn wren]

I mean I'm willing

It's just

Can we not miss stuff?

[severe viper]

I’m not saying that, I’m saying that it seems strange

[solemn flame]

of course you can, but youd be surprised how many people have genuine complaints/hate with new updates

[dawn wren]

Old SCP:SL was certainly funnier, but they are most definitely making the game a LOT better in every other aspect

[severe viper]

After all I had the same exact option to 13.0

And 12.0

[dawn wren]

They're remaking the game into something so much better than what it used to be and I think that's amazing

[solemn flame]

🔥

[fallen ruin]

[dawn wren]

Oh yeah, also

I main 173, but I for some reason suck ass at juking him

[severe viper]

Yeah its just strange, looking how it was in 2020

[dawn wren]

Can anyone tell me how to casually just confuse a 173

No flashbangs.

[gilded timber]

Sudden directional changes

[dawn wren]

Oh hey Lucid

Yeah, I guess that's true

[gilded timber]

Hi!

[dawn wren]

It has saved my ass quite a few times

[severe viper]

Two dogs, larry one hit, doctor one hit, femour breaker

[dawn wren]

I crave the femur breaker again

That SCREAM aughh

But unfortunately it's excessively broken

[severe viper]

Yeah, it was basically something that 106 needed to constantly check out

[dawn wren]

Yeah, I feel bad for anyone who had to play old 106

I'm VERY glad they remastered the SCP 939 and 096 models

939 accidentally had two models made for them I think

And the fact that one had a larger hitbox just because of the model was insane

[severe viper]

Well I mean, you had to put a portal to Larry’s room, and tp there once in a while

But it was so easy to miss out

[dawn wren]

Very easy.

[severe viper]

For Halloween

[dawn wren]

Was the old 096 model based off of anything? It didn't necassarily LOOK like 096 I must say..

[honest junco]

hi

[sleek estuary]

096 is based on cb 096

[dawn wren]

I mean the old one

[honest junco]

tbh cb 096 rage sounds in scp:sl would be nice

[dawn wren]

I know the new one is based off of the CB 096, and it looks really nice

[sleek estuary]

idk, ask whoever made the cb 096

[honest junco]

i mean you could just do it via client side files but thats boring

[dawn wren]

Nah, they take too long compared to how long his rage takes to build up

[honest junco]

im still gonna do it

[dawn wren]

Well it might throw you off if you do

Unless you do some audio cutting

Because it'll still be building up after 096 is already running around slaughtering

[honest junco]

man i will be dead before i even go near 096

[severe viper]

In the first version (of sl) there was scp 457 which was basically a reskin of 106

[honest junco]

457 in scp:sl would be fire

quite literally

[fallen ruin]

[honest junco]

i cant find the sounds folder

nvm

[dawn wren]

Yeah I remember seeing that

[dawn wren]

The only thing it could really do is inflict a burning effect

[honest junco]

still good

[thorn vector]

any kind soul pls send a beta code 🙏

[severe viper]

Check some stream or stuff

They give away some codes

[thorn vector]

brudda they already gave them away for today

[sleek estuary]

yeah

[severe viper]

Btw

[sleek estuary]

tomorrow streamers will prob give away some more keys

[severe viper]

Nuke room is still broken

[lucid cargo]

i think heavy containment needs a bit more doors for the revamp

[thorn vector]

bro im tryna do some other stuff then fein over beta codes

like i gotta work out and shii

[severe viper]

I mean it is still bugged

[sleek estuary]

wym

[lucid cargo]

from what i saw alot of heavy is a long hallway

[whole shale]

PRO-AJE35-ARTHURPVP2040

[sleek estuary]

saome of it yeah, hopefully map generation isn't finished

[solemn flame]

thats because rooms connect without doors

which is why lots of props like fences and boxes are spawning

[thorn vector]

invalid

[solemn flame]

to help fill that gap

[whole shale]

yeah it's fake

[lucid cargo]

we need doors

[whole shale]

ARTHURPVP2040

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[dawn wren]

They genuinely just give away keys

[solemn flame]

doors are not fun to play with/against

[dawn wren]

Is that even allowed

[solemn flame]

very bad for this game

[severe viper]

So: basically I have the language of my game in Italian (from 2020), but it says Ready. Ready it seems is a placeholder text, and it is still there even when nuke isn’t active

[dawn wren]

I love doors

[lucid cargo]

💀

so 079 will be useless??

[dawn wren]

I love shutting them on my crying teammates face while they run from 106

[severe viper]

And its not a problem that only I have

[solemn flame]

doors are literally a dead by daylight pallet every 5 steps

[thorn vector]

nahhh bruh they gotta just give them in like a lottery or sum

[solemn flame]

tell me with a straight face that that is fun

[sleek estuary]

yeah thats a really low priority bug

if its real

[severe viper]

But I had an entire server had it

[lucid cargo]

its not but they need to add a bit more doors

[dawn wren]

Okay.

It's fun.

[solemn flame]

[lucid cargo]

theres barely any doors, the only doors i saw was mostly leading to dead ends and checkpoints

scps can easily catch up

[solemn flame]

there is a pretty good amount of juke spots with props

[dawn wren]

Tbf, you always run out of stamina at some point, so it's not like it will really matter.

[lucid cargo]

there is but its not enough

[solemn flame]

doors make it so that you get your stamina back before they catch up

[sleek estuary]

yeah, but 079 is pretty useless in HCZ now

[dawn wren]

Depends on the scp

[lucid cargo]

exactly

079 will have no purpose

[solemn flame]

not even just about scps

[sleek estuary]

imo

[solemn flame]

human pvp is also bad with doors

[lucid cargo]

skill issue

[gilded timber]

I would hold feedback until you actually play the update

[severe viper]

Yeah I know, but it is still very annoying

[sleek estuary]

yeah, I feel like we just got used to the amount of doors in SL

[dawn wren]

Are you mad about it because you have a skill issue or are you good and just have a genuine issue with it, this is the question

[severe viper]

Its not a problem that only I had

[lucid cargo]

no need to play it if i seen it with my eyes

[dawn wren]

(your answer will make up the relevancy)

[solemn flame]

because chasing someone while having to mindlessly spam e to open door after door is boring

[sleek estuary]

seeing something is very different from playing it yourself

[solemn flame]

nor is it engaging

[dawn wren]

^

[solemn flame]

i just answered your question

[whole shale]

😊

[thorn vector]

pls give me a beta code 😭 🙏

[lilac frost]

I love closing doors infront of peoples faces

[dawn wren]

No you said because

I asked Are you not Why

[solemn flame]

i gave you my reasoning

[lucid cargo]

okay so how will i be able to slow down the scp from chasing me in a long hallway with props? also what will 079 do to even help the scp?

blackout the room??

its gonna be a joke atp

[gilded timber]

I would argue that seeing and playing are 2 VERY different things, keep in mind HCZ isn't finished and the beta won't launch with the final version of the HCZ bulkheads

[dawn wren]

Well it was a reasoning and it's definitely something I can agree with but it still didn't really answer my question

[strange trellis]

Top 10 Things To Do In SL:
1: leave

[dawn wren]

Such beautiful art

[solemn flame]

i have 3.2k hours if this is the answer you want idk

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[fallow kite]

Alright, question for people

[lucid cargo]

you still have not answered my question

[thorn vector]

may i have a beta code

[fallow kite]

Anyone else having problems with the jailbird?

People are using it and its kicking them from game

[dawn wren]

Well that-

The only answer I need is like

[gilded timber]

If it's a question about how the doors play or work ingame, I haven't played the update yet

[thorn epoch]

guys how do you get the beta code again xd

[strange trellis]

you have my condolences

[gilded timber]

Please stop asking for beta codes

[polar spade]

Pay me 25$

[neon crest]

i havent been having issues w jailbird but ive only got it once this update

[solemn flame]

i do not dislike doors because im not good at the game, i dislike them because it encourages unengaging gameplay and it is not fun to constantly have to press e and infinitely chase someone who can always close another door in front of me

[dawn wren]

Okay THERE we go

Your opinion is relevant

[lucid cargo]

so how will you slow down scps chasing you then?

[thorn vector]

my fault gang

[solemn flame]

there are plentiful ways in new HCZ

[polar spade]

Change the game so you don't need to rely on doors

[thorn vector]

im just striving for some beta code

[solemn flame]

for one, there are still doors, important rooms like AA, testroom, etc still have them

[severe viper]

Bruh

[neon crest]

20 bucks will get you it

[solemn flame]

there are also lots of props to jump over, around, etc to gain distance on scps

[dawn wren]

I'm wondering how the bulkhead doors will work really

[neon crest]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[gilded timber]

If you have already pledged to tier 4 or above, link your account with discord.
Instructions will be posted in the contributor announcements channel closer to the beat release time!
If you need help with account linking, check out this article:
https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212052266-How-do-I-connect-Discord-to-Patreon-Patron-

[solemn flame]

and bulkheads exist too, they are very slow to open

[lucid cargo]

cant they do the same?

[solemn flame]

well that makes it skill based

[thorn vector]

bro im too young to buy patreon

[neon crest]

welp

[dawn wren]

Have you played the beta version?

[lucid cargo]

okay now how will 079 benfit scps in heavy?

[solemn flame]

mhm im playing it right now

[polar spade]

He can still blackout and watch humans

[neon crest]

ig you just gotta wait a month or two

[dawn wren]

I'm quite interested to see how some of the new mechanics work

[lucid cargo]

in a straight hallway?

💀

[dawn wren]

Any problems you've got so far?

[whole shale]

it ain't worth it bro

[polar spade]

Yea, now 079 isn't a instant death sentence

And the humans have some chance

[whole shale]

an average steam game is 20 bucks and public update is in one month

just wait

[dawn wren]

Just learn how to be patient

[whole shale]

be as patient as a saint

[severe viper]

This will make 079 boring again like in 2020 tho

More people will quit immediately

[exotic flame]

New guard model is soo ass 💔

[solemn flame]

ive only had a problem playing 106, but thats just cause hes very slow and not a good scp even in the current version

[lucid cargo]

no i like him, he looks like a washington police officer

[whole shale]

markiplier*

[dawn wren]

Dude finally someone who agrees with me on that instead of just saying that 106 is goated and that I just suck with him

[exotic flame]

Everything else seems pretty cool

[solemn flame]

106 is easily the worst scp

lol

[whole shale]

next to 049

[exotic flame]

Bro does not have to be smiling that much

[severe viper]

But at the same time, I cannot say it is a bad thing

[lucid cargo]

yeah you are so right about that

[solemn flame]

049 can be really busted

[neon crest]

you havent seen most of the new heavy i bet. watch some of the videos from the partner creators youll see how the gameplay style has adapted

[solemn flame]

^

[dawn wren]

HE IS SO SLOW

You can't even use the teleport-infront-of-your-target method because he comes out of the ground so SLOWLLYYYY

[solemn flame]

i say hold your thoughts until tomorrow when people actually get to play it

[lucid cargo]

079 will not be fun to play as when this update releases

[whole shale]

106 in megapatch was more fun actually

[neon crest]

i dont know that much but its not even beta yet yknow?

[solemn flame]

it isnt that bad

[dawn wren]

Wait what

[neon crest]

the beta

[solemn flame]

!14.0

[snow umbra]

The update will be available to Patreon beta on <t:1729969200:f> / <t:1729969200:R>

[whole shale]

patreon beta

[polar spade]

I can imagine 079 still be pretty fun to play as

[thorn epoch]

thanks but isnt the beta already out?

[whole shale]

https://tenor.com/view/fridge-dissapointed-no-food-my-excitement-for-food-is-now-gone-oh-nevermind-gif-17411460

[dawn wren]

He's so useless to the point to where I wish femur breaker was back just so he could have some mercy

[polar spade]

Nope, tomorrow

[neon crest]

for content creators they got an early look

[gilded timber]

Not yet, the update will be available to Patreon beta on <t:1729969200:f> / <t:1729969200:R>

[dawn wren]

Oh, too bad I don't have any cash because I'm paying off so many fucking bills

[thorn epoch]

ohhhh

[lucid cargo]

so when a horde of mtf or chaos attack gens theres nothing 079 can really do to help his scps in heavy, only thing he can do is blackout however most mtf have flashlights on

[polar spade]

That makes 079 a support, like he should be

[dawn wren]

A good 079 can literally win the entire game for their team.

It just takes trust and coordination

[polar spade]

The SCPs are the ground units, 079 is the Overwatch

[dawn wren]

Exactly

[polar spade]

This is how 079 should be

[lucid cargo]

but

doors

[dawn wren]

He watches from above while the SCPs attack below

[solemn flame]

079 shouldnt have ever been so dominant with doors

[neon crest]

i dont like 079 but thats only bc i suck as him

[dawn wren]

Oh shit

How will Ghostlight work?

Just, blackout?

That it?

[lucid cargo]

yeah

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-used-to-be-believable-baited-jebaited-bait-i-got-jebaited-gif-1296286127798996733

[dawn wren]

No door things-

[solemn flame]

i havent had a use for it in hcz yet

i too worry

[neon crest]

so its not a slight on design stuff btw

[dawn wren]

Ghostlight is already barely ever used

[solemn flame]

that is so not true

[dawn wren]

They need to give it more of a purpose

[dawn wren]

In the servers I play in..

[solemn flame]

noob servers

i always use ghostlight

its life saving

[polar spade]

Honestly

[dawn wren]

Me too

[solemn flame]

sometimes i drop grenades for it

[polar spade]

My favourite way to use it is shooting it on the ground

[dawn wren]

I still play on the official servers

[polar spade]

Fell right into my trap

[lucid cargo]

have fun using it in heavy

[dawn wren]

Mostly because I'm Canadian so they give me a better connection

[lucid cargo]

no door = no saved life

[polar spade]

Shut off 079

[quick knot]

Tesla Gate

[solemn flame]

meh i live in canada and still get 50 ping lol

[polar spade]

Pretty useful if you ask me

[dawn wren]

Well tbf the internet here sucks

[honest junco]

hi

[solemn flame]

my internet goes crazy sometimes tho

[quick knot]

There are still some doors in HCZ anyways

[solemn flame]

idk if its mine or not

[ebon flare]

e4

[dawn wren]

Elaborate

[solemn flame]

ive had like 900 mb download speed on steam

happens pretty often

[dawn wren]

per what?

Second?

[solemn flame]

yes

second

[honest junco]

get on my level

[lucid cargo]

yeah doors that lead to dead ends or checkpoints

[dawn wren]

You poor soul.

[quick knot]

AA

[solemn flame]

usually my download speed is at least 100 mbps

[dawn wren]

I normally get half that

[solemn flame]

which is very good

[latent jackal]

There's doors in 939

[quick knot]

What ever the room is bloody called

[solemn flame]

there are doors in many rooms still

[quick knot]

RoIs in general

[neon crest]

my fav room: archive of our own

[quick knot]

Besides some

[solemn flame]

106
939
096
testroom
acroamatic abatement

all i can think of rn

[neon crest]

fanfic room when

[quick knot]

Armory

[solemn flame]

but thats a pretty good amount of doors

[dawn wren]

Isn't there a new generation system too?

[solemn flame]

ah yeah armory

[dawn wren]

It'd be filled with 939

[latent jackal]

Oh yes armoury has doors still

[neon crest]

oh god

[lucid cargo]

you can scratch 106 and 096 since its a dead end

[solemn flame]

nuke has it but idk if thats temporary or not

[solemn flame]

not really, 106 door comes in clutch if youre juking someone on the box

[latent jackal]

I think that's temporary

[solemn flame]

a single door is very powerful

[lucid cargo]

106 not really but it is if two scps are on your ass

[dawn wren]

^

[solemn flame]

oh there are doors in micro too, but upstairs

[dawn wren]

Oh yeah, is anything going on with the elevators?

[neon crest]

im gonna try to sleep good night everyone o7

[dawn wren]

Good night

[latent jackal]

That reminds me.
Haven't seen servers in the livestreams

Rip server room

[lucid cargo]

pretty sure its coming back

[dawn wren]

No server room?

[solemn flame]

idk if theres a public answer for why its not in the test

so i will not share

[latent jackal]

Oh

Whoops

[solemn flame]

well

you can sayyou didnt see it, cause yeah

[latent jackal]

It's wip

[solemn flame]

[latent jackal]

Whooo knows

[solemn flame]

patrons know

sub to patreon!

[gilded timber]

Do they?

[dawn wren]

Lyskull if I give you large storage boxes of Maple Syrup and Wallets in your nearest PO box would you give me a steam code for the beta

[lucid cargo]

do they know?

[proven shell]

🤨

[solemn flame]

even if you did i cant just create a code like that :(

[dawn wren]

Yeah I figured lol

[thick patrol]

how long does it usually take for the patreon discord link to sync with the discord here, cause its been a few hours and it still isnt working for me

[lucid cargo]

what if they make server room a maze

[solemn flame]

but send me it anyway

🙏

[gilded timber]

Sell some of the Maple Syrup, buy a tier 4 sub

[thick patrol]

it aint letting me link my steam

shits annoying

[gilded timber]

What does the bot say?

[dawn wren]

The only reason I'm not subbed to the patreon is because I'm constantly asked to give away money

I have no cash left for personal needs

[solemn flame]

definitely dont buy it if youre unable to

last thing we want is you to spend your last money on the beta lmao

[dawn wren]

My husband makes most of the money since my family is a bunch of greedy hogs

[exotic flame]

Stop edging us

[dawn wren]

So maybe he could give me a lil extra

[solemn flame]

buy patreon and ill tell you what happened to server room

[thick patrol]

i sent what it says in media chat

i have my discord linked on patreon so i dont know why it aint working

[dawn wren]

Why do people not know what the first inspection line of the Jailbird says

The most common version of it I've heard is "Get those D-Class, lock and load"

And it'd make sense because it's LITERALLY CALLED THE JAILBIRD

[exotic flame]

I will buy patreon yesterday

[whole shale]

GIVE US MONEY

[dawn wren]

I will one day 🙏

[solemn flame]

im pretty sure theres only one line that we know

[exotic flame]

My name is orange

[fallow kite]

"Diagnostic: optimal"

[solemn flame]

which is "for the sake of both of us, please dont"

[fallow kite]

"For both of us. Please no more"

[dawn wren]

Yeah except it's please no more

[fallow kite]

The rest of the lines are some variation of "diagnostic: [JAILBIRD CONDITION]"

[solemn flame]

close enough

[dawn wren]

Which would maybe imply that the Jailbird is sentient..?

[solemn flame]

kind of

[fluid granite]

Yall If i buy the Patron 20€ Tier would i get the Beta or should i habe Done that before the Beta Patreon Release?

[solemn flame]

we need more jailbird lore

[dawn wren]

For real, like what is it

And why does it explode?

[solemn flame]

pretty much all we have is that it came from 2536 i think

[dawn wren]

It doesn't look to be armed with any explosives

[quick knot]

It is always fun seeing people trying to see what it says

[exotic flame]

For what purpose is the jailbird sentient

[quick knot]

(Simon planted a bomb in my PC. I can't add it to the wiki)

[solemn flame]

well id assume its just from damage

[dawn wren]

It really is the gift that keeps on giving huh

[quick knot]

Ask 2536

They made it that way

[exotic flame]

Damm

Whos that again

[quick knot]

The Christmas Tree

[dawn wren]

True, but what in there could cause such a large explosion?

I have a theory guys

[exotic flame]

Ohh

[quick knot]

Idk

Lithium?

[dawn wren]

There's pink candy in the jailbird 🤫

[solemn flame]

probably whatever energy it uses to run

[strange magnet]

Why are we arguing about the jailbird?

[solemn flame]

we're theorizing

[dawn wren]

We're not, we're theorizing

[strange magnet]

Oh

[honest junco]

hi

[dawn wren]

Also, when does pink candy actually explode?

When it touches your tongue, enters your gut, or enters your throat

[honest junco]

when you pack it with explosives

[strange magnet]

Id say when it is chewed

[fallow kite]

Wait hold on

[proven shell]

Hello

[honest junco]

hi

[solemn flame]

not your tongue, cause you can hear chewing before it explodes

[dawn wren]

Hmmm

[exotic flame]

It was something about overwhelming taste

[solemn flame]

it explodes after the chewing stops

[dawn wren]

Oh righttt

[quick knot]

This is why you never chew strawberry bubblegum

[dawn wren]

Yeah okay okay

[thick patrol]

its a chewable explosive

[dawn wren]

Yes we saw this

[fallow kite]

I just edited it again

[dawn wren]

Ohh

[thick patrol]

its an ounce of c4 packed into a pink wrapper

[dawn wren]

I need to get the jailbird audio files and remove the reverb

[rigid zodiac]

im giving in to peer pressure

[dawn wren]

So it's more clear

[quick knot]

It's just bubblegum

[dawn wren]

I've done that a bit for CASSIE

[rigid zodiac]

im getting the $20 patreon

[exotic flame]

CASSIE is understandable though

[proven shell]

To what?

[strange magnet]

Just to play the beta? Or for what reason

[dawn wren]

I've done it for Cassie so I don't have to hear the reverb and get everything else muffled

[proven shell]

Yes

[dawn wren]

I can just hear Cassie, and hear everything else

[strange magnet]

Lol

[rigid zodiac]

yeah

[proven shell]

I bought patreon for the beta and to support

[honest junco]

ok

[exotic flame]

I see

[rigid zodiac]

im assuming my roles will update in or around 12 hours

[dawn wren]

I think the new Tutorial model is ass.

[proven shell]

Kinda is

[exotic flame]

Guard too

[proven shell]

!14.0

[snow umbra]

The update will be available to Patreon beta on <t:1729969200:f> / <t:1729969200:R>

[dawn wren]

Nah he's drippy

Same with Chaos

And D-boy

[proven shell]

Guard is alright

[dawn wren]

Scientist looks freaky

[exotic flame]

He smiling to much

[dawn wren]

And the NTF look like Combine

[proven shell]

You know you can change that

[polar spade]

That's the facial expressions system

[exotic flame]

I didn't know about that

[polar spade]

They left it for the pre-beta clips cause its funni

[dawn wren]

The Guard looks like a man in his 30s already going through a mid life crisis

He looks like his pay grade is too low and he just smiles to get the day moving faster

[proven shell]

Chaos and the mtf are probably the best from the new models

[dawn wren]

(But he still looks fire)

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/clone-clones-buzz-lightyear-toy-story-gif-21609842

[exotic flame]

Is the facial expression system new?

[polar spade]

Yea

[solemn flame]

this is why i love him so much

[dawn wren]

Bro where did the D class get those FIRE ass sneakers from too

[solemn flame]

https://tenor.com/view/one-two-buckle-my-shoe-memes-from-ohio-buckle-my-shoe-bill-gif-2883578294701306805

[proven shell]

They did a good job but the scientist just looks a little too old to be running around in a facility full of anomalies

[dawn wren]

A man in his 30s casually murdering insane people

Hear me out

Hear me out guys

[quick knot]

Stress

[solemn flame]

i would guess hes like 40

tbh

[dawn wren]

D-9341

[solemn flame]

he looks like hes served the military for a while

[dawn wren]

Role

For a D boy

Hear me out

Hear me out

[exotic flame]

Gordon freeman

[quick knot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240049265968156754/1268310583288008806/Media_240708_095553.gif

[dawn wren]

Oneshot moment

[proven shell]

?

[dawn wren]

Yeah

[quick knot]

He probably ain't that old

[exotic flame]

You age due to stress

[quick knot]

And just looks like that from stress

[dawn wren]

Yeah that'd make sense

[fallow kite]

Oneshot's not that interesting anymore but this as someone who hasn't played it in like. Years

[dawn wren]

But tbf he's got the fuckin

Easiest job when there's not a breachy

Just walk around

That's his job

[fallow kite]

I played it around like july 2022 and I certainly had oneshot syndrome afterwards

[quick knot]

Scientist do far more than just walk around

[proven shell]

Animations are pretty cool

[polar spade]

Yes, that's all researchers do in the SCP universe

Just walk around

[strange trellis]

ignore the fact he can't leave

[dawn wren]

Facility guard dumb dumb

[proven shell]

Honestly I can’t wait to play tomorrow

Gonna be fun

[dawn wren]

I'm talking about the guard not the scientists

[exotic flame]

Mfw when i survive another day at the facility and come home only to remeber i have to return tomorrow

[fallow kite]

Ok I will ignore that fact

[quick knot]

Well. I was talking about Scientist

[polar spade]

We were all talking about scientists

[dawn wren]

When do they sleep..

[quick knot]

The guards in game, yeah they mostly would just be walking around in EZ or sitting at a checkpoint asking for ID

[polar spade]

They don't

[quick knot]

They are low level guards after all

[dawn wren]

Exactly

[exotic flame]

There are living quarters in the facilities

[dawn wren]

Also if they want all the D-boys dead then..

Why do the doors unlock for their cells..

[strange trellis]

the singular toilet:

[fallow kite]

THE SKIBIDI TOILET

[quick knot]

Most likely 079

[polar spade]

Same reason the SCP doors are unlocked

[exotic flame]

Toilets are too expensive nowadays

[dawn wren]

I'm referring to when 079 ISNT in the game

[quick knot]

Just pretend he opened them then went to bed

[dawn wren]

Maybe he just got some door access and then failed to do the rest

[dawn wren]

Yeah

[quick knot]

https://tenor.com/view/my-job-here-is-done-bye-done-gif-14879937

[polar spade]

079 hates shy guy, that's why they're never in the same round

079 sees 096 and just turns himself off

[dire lagoon]

p

[dawn wren]

Are you sure it's not because 096 breaks all the doors

[fallow kite]

No he locks 096 in his room cuz even he hates 096

[quick knot]

079 not spawning is just a gameplay thing at the end of the day

[dawn wren]

I mean 079 and 096 both spawn if there are LOTS of players

[quick knot]

Additionally he is the only SCP with spawn chances that increase the more SCPs exist in the round

[exotic flame]

096 saving us from an unbalanced scp

[polar spade]

096 not being that much better

[dawn wren]

Especially unbalanced in the hands of a pro

[rigid zodiac]

e

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/under-new-management-more-like-under-new-management-megamind-megamind-meme-jokez_da_joke-gif-19867663

[strange trellis]

well considering 096 breaking all the doors is annoying as shit for 079, cant blame him

[quick knot]

Due to 079's increased spawn chances. This means every other SCP (besides 096) always has the same exact spawn chance each time the game selects an SCP to spawn

[dawn wren]

I remember wiping like 25+ person waves with 096 when I first played his revamp

[exotic flame]

I cant keep getting locked up with 173 😭

[dawn wren]

Ong bruh..

[full jolt]

uhm. is this rare?

[exotic flame]

Its the haloween skybox

[quick knot]

Since when an SCP is spawned in. It gets removed from the pool. But then 079's is increased. Which cancels out that SCP removal keep the other SCPs spawn likelihood the same.

[full jolt]

im talking about the moon

[exotic flame]

I think its always like that irc

[quick knot]

Guess you could say that each time the game fails to spawn in 079. It adds another 079 in the pool to spawn. Once it picks 079 though, it removes all of them from the pool.

[dire lagoon]

kinda

idk the percent but it's not guaranteed

[quick knot]

Very dumb explanation though and not at all what actually happens programming wise

[dawn wren]

Anyone else have their menu music still set to the old menu music

[exotic flame]

Le math

[polar spade]

Well it makes sense to me, so that's a win

[sullen knoll]

Today

Is tjr day

Were WE

[full jolt]

i still have my theme to the halloween theme

[exotic flame]

Hak 2 uah

[polar spade]

Kill him

[full jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-cat-mewing-mewing-meme-cat-staring-cat-gif-6979404450990708267

[exotic flame]

I still cant belive its a blocked word

[wintry current]

.emotion ogre

[thick patrol]

i cannot wait to use emotions

[polar spade]

I can

[polar spade]

Amphibia Season 3 Finale

[exotic flame]

Skibisi

[polar spade]

Why do they all end with the moon turning evil

[exotic flame]

Skibidi

[strange trellis]

"why can't we spam the sex related thing"

[solemn flame]

oh right i can flex again

the halloween skybox was my suggestion

got it in 2 years in a row 😎

[exotic flame]

Its not about sex its just brain a rot slang

[polar spade]

It literally is about sex

[strange trellis]

it literally is

[polar spade]

That's the meaning

[quick knot]

I made hot chocolate suggestion for Xmas back in 2020

[fallow kite]

@late relic Sorry for the ping but how did you get your name to say "In 6 months"

[quick knot]

Now we have healing cups

[exotic flame]

Yeah but i have never seen anybody use the word for that

[polar spade]

?

[rigid zodiac]

e

[full jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/secure-contain-protect-scp-scp173-gif-14077238

nut

[rigid zodiac]

oh i got my patreon already

been like 5 min

[quick knot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240049265968156754/1268310583288008806/Media_240708_095553.gif

You are now a permanent resident of Hubert's attic

[rigid zodiac]

well

it is what it is

[polar spade]

Be glad its not his basement

Where NW staff lives

[thick patrol]

do the support tickets for patreon usually take a bit to get answered

[polar spade]

Yea

[late relic]

you need to type "discord timestamp" in your browser and it will have to go to the website and then you will be able to set the code, e.g. <t:1729907460:R>(<t:1729907460:R>)

[thick patrol]

damn

[kind coyote]

how to be a nw staff?

[gilded timber]

https://hammertime.cyou/en-GB

[gilded timber]

https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1279953987520565282

[late relic]

yeah ^

[honest junco]

hi

[fallow kite]

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[dawn wren]

Is black candy useful AT ALL

[honest junco]

what does it do

[dawn wren]

From my experience it either kills you or just adds another one of itself into the bag

[polar spade]

Gambling

[honest junco]

ah

[polar spade]

Pretty much a "Can't get worse" item

[dawn wren]

Crazy.

[fallow kite]

Think of it like the strange bottle in containment breach

[polar spade]

If you're screwed, might as well roll for some luck

[quick knot]

It can teleport you to a random location if you get lucky