general-chat

[rancid dome]

One you have adrenaline pumping your systems like steroids, the other you don't

[fallow forge]

Bro just casually drops the hardest quote and gives birth

[rancid dome]

NAH 💀

[patent bear]

cause CS2 players are a buncha pussies and F1 guys are really cool

[rancid dome]

Lol

[somber raptor]

unless you're Cloud 9

[rancid dome]

I missed the shroud C9 era

[fallow forge]

C9 the overwatch wonder

[somber raptor]

(C9 was on adderall during ESL Katowice 2015)

[fallow forge]

Lmao what?

[rancid dome]

Yea, they were

[somber raptor]

Cloud9 was actually on adderall during ESL Katowice 2015, people noticed they were doing callouts pretty aggressively

[fallow forge]

...was it allowed?

[somber raptor]

no

[fallow forge]

Telecom class can get real boring bro

[patent bear]

if you gotta take shit like adderall during shit like that maybe you aren't the best

unless you need that shit there is no reason to be taking it for a comp advantage

shit has no place in gaming

[somber raptor]

it's Cloud 9 what are you expecting

[patent bear]

unless you got ADHD shit shouldn't be allowed

[patent bear]

i am not into esports let alone counter strike esports i have no idea who this guy is

[somber raptor]

(it's a team not a guy)

[somber raptor]

search 'C9 Overwatch'

[fallow forge]

You scream their name in overwatch

Everytime someone fucks up an overtime

[patent bear]

i am even less interested in overwatch related content

i'm good

[fallow forge]

you're evil......

[patent bear]

like you're either good enough to do something or you're not

using any outside shit to get an advantage is so unbelievably lame

[rancid dome]

Same tbh

[somber raptor]

in CS2 it's simpler, when someone fucks up anything you have 4 options:

1. call him slurs
2. start a votekick
3. call him slow
4. "you dumb fu-" and various other insults

[rancid dome]

Mmmm typical EU experience

[uncut pelican]

Always go with option one

[somber raptor]

sometimes i combine all 4 options

oh also, the 5th secret option: play a tense1983 soundboard

[somber raptor]

if green fucked up you go with the classic "what is your problem green", if anyone else fucked up you go with "you have problem in yum brain", if someone tells you you fucked up and is angry you go with "seelence or me troll this fucking match"

[brazen shuttle]

the typical eu experience is either absolutely nobody talking or several slavs yelling a handful of slurs from time to time

[rancid dome]

Yeah,sounds about right

[fallow forge]

Or eastern people talking in an ancient forgotten language through the worst fucking mic posible

[fallow kite]

youre people ruin cs2..

[fallow forge]

Mr Dad!!!!

[brazen shuttle]

oh you're alive

[fallow forge]

I play with legends

[rancid dome]

My man's running a 3/5th Microsoft office lineup

[latent jackal]

The Microsoft crew

[somber raptor]

😭

[patent bear]

dream blunt rotation

[junior jasper]

Why are people Microsoft why not google...

[somber raptor]

because they don't scream slurs into the mic?

[somber raptor]

we NEED a Microsoft vs Google match on CS2

Microsoft Team:

• Microsoft Word
• Microsoft Excel
• Microsoft PowerPoint
• Microsoft Outlook
• Microsoft OneDrive
  Google Team:
• Google Documents
• Google Spreadsheets
• Google Slides
• Google Mail
• Google Drive

[somber raptor]

gonna be epic

[patent bear]

woah

i can't wait

[fallow kite]

hes russian......

[somber raptor]

oh

@brazen shuttle you make the game better

[brazen shuttle]

?????

[somber raptor]

also why the fuck is that color called reddish gray that's fucking diharrea brown

[fallow forge]

Is that markreplier

[somber raptor]

market plier

[somber raptor]

i'm gonna find someone with each of those names and DM them we gonna make it happen trust

[patent bear]

yeah

hell o everybody my name is marketpklier

[brazen shuttle]

mr dad on his way to spread misinformation yet again

[zinc olive]

Will northwood give me a key to Patreon beta 🙏

[rancid dome]

[somber raptor]

@nova sable give him a key to the patreon beta

[latent jackal]

Holy shit it's Northwood

[rancid dome]

Dont ping random people

[somber raptor]

people who make their names stuff like this are basically doing it for people to ping them for jokes ngl 💀

[rancid dome]

You never know

[somber raptor]

[dull aspen]

@rancid dome

[brazen shuttle]

i don't think he meant to "impersonate" nw

[worldly orchid]

hey foodeater

funny seeing you yesterday

[dull aspen]

yesterday?

[brazen shuttle]

it's a random lvl 0 member & the w is capitalized

[rancid dome]

:O

[dull aspen]

what happened yesterday

[worldly orchid]

wait

[rancid dome]

[worldly orchid]

did i confuse you for some else

[dull aspen]

you mean wyatts stream?

[worldly orchid]

yeah i do

[dull aspen]

ah lol

[worldly orchid]

was that you

[dull aspen]

yeah

its still the same day for me which is why i was confused

[zinc olive]

Thank you

[worldly orchid]

oh

[somber raptor]

bro gonna get bonked

[zinc olive]

Your small effort will be commemorated

GIVE ME A KEYYYYY

[dull aspen]

nah

[latent jackal]

Nope

[zinc olive]

YES

I’m cool

[old adder]

Guys, where can I contact support? The game freezes when connecting to the server and says that the game is not responding

[worldly orchid]

#technical-support

[zinc olive]

I need key

[old adder]

Tysm

[somber raptor]

buy a better pc

[zinc olive]

I will line up NW staff in a execution line and execute them one by one (joke)

[rancid dome]

There's this thing called patreon, you should get that instead of asking

[zinc olive]

Nah

[latent jackal]

If you're cool, buy the trier 4 patreon

[zinc olive]

I dont wanna pay

[latent jackal]

That'll make you cool

[zinc olive]

I already payed for the other betas

I don’t wanna pay for this one

[zinc olive]

I’m sigma

[latent jackal]

You are not cool

[somber raptor]

my inv's gone up since last time

[old adder]

My pc a good

[somber raptor]

what ur specs

[hollow sparrow]

Give that @zinc olive guy a Key

NOW!!!11

[zinc olive]

I have big subs

[old adder]

I'm not at home, but I can say that my characteristics definitely allow me to play this game

[hollow sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/980104563304587284/1051622221392650314/cat.gif

[solid echo]

It doesnt matter

Sl burns your harddrive

Straight up

[hollow sparrow]

Real

[solid echo]

My pc was good before sl

It got the biggest downfall when it launched scp sl for the first time

Thats why i say, bring down evil hubert from the throne

[hollow sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/636805832780152832/1260322659548528770/togif.gif

[zinc olive]

Give me key or give me death

[hollow sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/980104563304587284/1051622221392650314/cat.gif

[polar spade]

Ok then

Kill him

[somber raptor]

he IS at fault

[latent jackal]

Alright

[fallow folio]

is there a way to gift patreon?

[lethal scroll]

It's time to feel old

[zinc olive]

Key key key key

[polar spade]

Containment Breach in Subsection-02.

[fallow folio]

is there a way to gift my friend patreon

and question

[fallow kite]

nope

[fallow folio]

when u buy patreon they give you a key correct?

[fallow kite]

nope

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-cute-pussy-cat-gif-15745491

[fallow folio]

I could just buy patreon and give my friend a key right?

[hollow sparrow]

Spooky

[solid echo]

NO

[fallow kite]

na

[hollow sparrow]

Nah

[solid echo]

There is no key

[hollow sparrow]

📉📉📉

[solid echo]

Fuck your friend

[hollow sparrow]

WOAH

[solid echo]

No patreon for him

[hollow sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741617532967845888/1297936966595252244/skyscraper.gif

[fallow kite]

when you buy patreon all your keys go to me

[solid echo]

HAHHAHAHAAHAHAA

EXACTLY

[fallow kite]

i have all of the 14.0 keys

you have to pay an tax

[hollow sparrow]

Same

[solid echo]

Mr dad pls spare some

[polar spade]

Yea, but then you cant play

[solid echo]

Im poor in keys

[hollow sparrow]

(I have -9999999)

[fallow kite]

pay me money

[solid echo]

Ok

[fallow kite]

give me 100 doollalrs

[solid echo]

In usd?

[fallow kite]

each key

[fallow kite]

in EURO

[solid echo]

Nah eat glass then

[fallow kite]

[solid echo]

Die

[hollow sparrow]

Nah I would rather buy patreon

[fallow kite]

poor

[solid echo]

EXPLODE

IM NOT POOR

[fallow kite]

poor.....

[hollow sparrow]

THATS to much

[solid echo]

Im just empty pockets

[hollow sparrow]

Die

https://tenor.com/view/piano-piano-on-fire-man-playing-piano-fire-gif-18619744

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/763900363857592321/1120645648824410192/Discord_Qk8KBF0k6A.gif

[fallow kite]

just put the fries in the bag

poor people...

[hollow sparrow]

„Poor“

https://tenor.com/view/gato-memes2023-xd-gif-27685924

Maybe everyone says that their poor because they don’t wanna spend money on patreon

[solid echo]

Exactly

[hollow sparrow]

And all that stuff ?

[solid echo]

So hubert doesnt pressure me

[hollow sparrow]

Patreon is monthly

[solid echo]

Cuz yknow

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-staring-at-wall-gif-5602116364087636455

[solid echo]

He's EVIL and shit

[hollow sparrow]

WOAH

@hubert moszka (def a real ping)

https://tenor.com/view/maxwell-backrooms-maxwell-backrooms-backrooms-maxwell-cat-gif-10751398716725160310

[fallow kite]

do you hear that?

[fallow folio]

wym

[fallow kite]

oh its my alarm going off.

poor person alert!

[solid echo]

SHUT U0

[fallow kite]

poor person alert

[solid echo]

IM SO DONE

[hollow sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1250076641112231936/1278396637810524243/ca_censorship.gif

[solid echo]

Everyone

Everyone tells me im poor

[hollow sparrow]

Buy max level of patreon

And show them who you are

📈📈📈

[solid echo]

Because being rich killed my grandma, okay?

[hollow sparrow]

What

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

[fallow kite]

lmao rip grandma she died poor 😌 brokie

[hollow sparrow]

WAHT

BROOOOOO ITS NOT FUNNY TO MAKE FUN ABOUT A DEAD GRANDMA

WTF

[fallow kite]

i robbed his grandma

[patent bear]

what a brokie lmao

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-memes2023-xd-gif-27685924

[solid echo]

😔

Sl server is too mean

[patent bear]

i'm out here with my money bag labeled "$$$" and living the dream

[hollow sparrow]

Noe pookie

I am here

😎

[solid echo]

Fuck you

[hollow sparrow]

🥲

Die

‼️‼️

[fallow kite]

got myself an room filled with gold that i use to swim

🤑

[solid echo]

Stacking money like krabby patties

[somber raptor]

i now have 2 hours of maths for the fucking maths games

[solid echo]

Warning
43 minutes before daily spongdal

[fallow kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855174238033412199/1297158647847063592/20241018_044602.jpg?ex=671cd1a1&is=671b8021&hm=6c4c09a9efdd1b1d665165f315d20da821ebcb9268a635995d57dae073f0dc22&

[patent bear]

Daily Spongdal

[somber raptor]

funny thing is i could not care less about the lessons i just want to play the math games (2 years ago i got to the national final without any fucking lessons)

[zinc olive]

I need that key

[patent bear]

@strange trellis what are you gonna do about that

[rancid dome]

When Daily Norway though

[solid echo]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[strange trellis]

murder you

[solid echo]

YOU RUINED THE PERFECT CONTINUITY

[fallow kite]

dude

who the fuck

plays math games

[patent bear]

make it through my dungeon and ye shall be rewarded

[solid echo]

Coolmathgames

[fallow kite]

arent you above the age of 16

[solid echo]

John

[somber raptor]

we need to make weekly and monthly spongdal and make them misaligned so we have the a l i g n m e n t e v e n t s

[somber raptor]

no

[somber raptor]

me

[fallow kite]

makes sense

[strange trellis]

I have noclip

[solid echo]

Are you below the iq of smart?

[patent bear]

use it

[somber raptor]

and apparently like 25 other people in my school (most between 11th and 13th grade)

[patent bear]

it'd actually be really funny to start eating away at this bit that he's been doing for 4 years straight until it's dust

[solid echo]

Second daily spongdal

[somber raptor]

lol

[patent bear]

all good things must come to an end

[strange trellis]

you won't end then

[somber raptor]

what about

[solid echo]

What

Ugly ass city

[fallow kite]

hello kids.

[solid echo]

Uh

Not welcome new member

[fallow kite]

lol

[solid echo]

GET OUT

[fallow kite]

NO

I AM WELCOME

[solid echo]

GET. OUT

[fallow kite]

No.

[somber raptor]

we should burn it down just because its name starts with an apostrophe

[solid echo]

exactly

[somber raptor]

who the fuck wakes up and names a city 's-hertogenbosch

[fallow kite]

idk

[fallow kite]

the fuck is that teenager kid

[solid echo]

Its the creator of sl

And he's evil

[somber raptor]

hubert is adding hubert to sl 🔥

[fallow kite]

send me link of the game i only play the demo

[zinc olive]

See me northwood

[fallow kite]

evil as hell?

[zinc olive]

I NEED A KEYYY

[fallow kite]

shut up.

[hollow sparrow]

Zap zap

[somber raptor]

❌

[hollow sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/980104563304587284/1051622221392650314/cat.gif

[fallow kite]

give nitro.

[solid echo]

Never

[somber raptor]

❌

[fallow kite]

yes.

[solid echo]

No free nitro for new noobies like edisson

[hollow sparrow]

Here: || 🔑||

[fallow kite]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[solid echo]

HEY

[fallow kite]

thanks.

[fallow kite]

WHAT

[solid echo]

THATS MY CATCHPHRASE

FUCK YOU

[zinc olive]

I need a key

[fallow kite]

NO FUCK YOU

[solid echo]

GET OUT

[hollow sparrow]

🔑🔑🔑

Key

[zinc olive]

Gobble my dick

[solid echo]

IM CLIMBING YOUR TOWER WITH SUCTION CUPS

NANANANANANA

[zinc olive]

Give me a damn key

[fallow kite]

SHUT UP

[hollow sparrow]

🔑

[zinc olive]

Thank you

[glacial nymph]

What did i just witness

[zinc olive]

I need a STEAM key tho

[devout hatch]

🔑

[solid echo]

50$?

[hollow sparrow]

🚂🔑

Steam

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-bowtie-cute-hi-gif-500744924715907421

[solid echo]

OMG ITS BIG BOOBS

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cute-cat-silly-tuxedo-cat-unico-gif-1696378561949539858

Yes

https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-cat-silly-gif-18412871428528214483

[solid echo]

S p o o k y @glacial nymph

T h a t

I s

H i s

N a m e

D u m m y

[zinc olive]

Ikonic you gotta convince them man

They must know my greatness

[loud thunder]

Skibiidi TOilet Reference

[somber raptor]

what ze name of zhis car

[somber raptor]

i'm alr lost because i'm chatting on discord instead of listening

[zinc olive]

I need steam key

Pretty please

[solid echo]

Nuh uh

[zinc olive]

Yea huh

I will make review

[somber raptor]

🔑

[zinc olive]

About what I can talk about at least

[zinc olive]

Hmmm

But your not northwood

[hollow sparrow]

yes

[somber raptor]

i am Ove R. Watch and i have a PhD in Yapping

[zinc olive]

But I need northwood

[patent bear]

this is the most bitch mode and goofiest thing i've ever seen

[zinc olive]

Shut the heck up

We’re talking here

[magic vortex]

Guys he need northwood!

[patent bear]

yeah cause you got talking priorities in general chat

[zinc olive]

Get me northwood

[magic vortex]

Lol.

[zinc olive]

I need northeood

Northwood

Stand with me

I need the steam key

[magic vortex]

Ok one moment

[zinc olive]

If someone at northwood gets me a steam key I’ll make a entire 8 minute video on how awesome you are

[rancid dome]

Ah

Say no more

[zinc olive]

🙏

[rancid dome]

I will ship you a key

It will have the code

[zinc olive]

I need to be in the beta

[rancid dome]

ETA 5 weeks

[zinc olive]

Erm

It’s gonna end bud

[magic vortex]

O7NN2-35P5N-3EE12

[zinc olive]

Is that a real key 🤔

[magic vortex]

Check it 👀

[zinc olive]

I am not home 😭

Delete it.. send it to my DMs

[rancid dome]

This has got to be the most legit looking key code Ive seen

Totally

[mortal crypt]

@eager wadi can we every clip in #event-clips

[zinc olive]

Very legit

[magic vortex]

(It's fake)

[zinc olive]

It gives me beta to version 1

[eager wadi]

no

[mortal crypt]

[pure python]

halloween 2024

[zinc olive]

Give me a key northwood

I will make

TEN

Minute video instead

About how awesome you srr

Are

[magic vortex]

Yes o'clock

[hollow sparrow]

rel

[karmic anchor]

-_-

[magic vortex]

[hollow sparrow]

guys

#event-clips channel is back

[magic vortex]

Real

[patent bear]

damn i didn't realize i was literally the last clip in the last event

that's really funny

[hollow sparrow]

Lol

lucky u

well im the second who send a clip in this event

[fallow kite]

You literally said it when you posted it

[brave void]

guys my game is not working

[patent bear]

it was 9 months ago

i forgot

[brave void]

i cant' start the game

[fallow kite]

Funny

[magic vortex]

Ok

[fallow kite]

1 day until the party

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[solid echo]

Evil weekly spongdal

[patent bear]

you're legally obligated to post this at 9:02 EST next week

[solid echo]

Aight

That would be 10:02 in gmt-3

[latent jackal]

Sigh, the first clip of this year's Halloween and it had to have that word it in.

[somber raptor]

The chance of hitting the enemy on the first turn when playing battleship is 13.88% (1 in 7)

[loud thunder]

send feet

[tough tapir]

But halowen is in 5 days

[loud thunder]

I meant ONE MORE DAY!

im happy for other people

[latent jackal]

#event-clips message

[tough tapir]

skibidi toilet

[somber raptor]

which word

[tough tapir]

dub dub yes yes yes

[patent bear]

on the bright side he got smited by god for saying it

[latent jackal]

Very true.

[zinc olive]

Come one northwood

10 minutes

10 minute video on how cool you are

Who the heck wouldn’t want that

[fallow kite]

Skibidi

[tough tapir]

Skibidi

[zinc olive]

Please b

Please *

Steam key

I beg

I am cool creator

Very sigma

I am dropping new video on Sunday

[latent jackal]

Nah, sorry we're all out of keys

[zinc olive]

Nuh uh

Lies

[latent jackal]

The dog ate the last one

[zinc olive]

Nah

I’ll kill it

[latent jackal]

Whoa

[zinc olive]

If I send micro clip of dog do I get a key

Since the dog ate it

[somber raptor]

laptop's dying :(

[zinc olive]

I need a key

I’ll do anything

[latent jackal]

Prison.

[zinc olive]

Why prison

[latent jackal]

Pay 20 usd

[somber raptor]

and i still have 55 minutes of class

[zinc olive]

No

Anything except that

[latent jackal]

Sorry mate, we aren't handing these things out anymore

[zinc olive]

Unbelievable

[latent jackal]

Hell I don't even have a key for the beta

[zinc olive]

To bad

I need a key

[latent jackal]

Too bad

[zinc olive]

I will post

Trust

Thousands will see

Especially on TikTok

14k follows

People need to see

[somber raptor]

here

steam key, just for you

[zinc olive]

:o

Wowie

Im so flustered

[radiant mango]

!079

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/824716726460481566/079.gif

[devout hatch]

🚂 🔑

steam key

[loud thunder]

can marshmellow man

hit friendlies

[upper geode]

!096

Not a command alr

!079

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/824716726460481566/079.gif

[gaunt talon]

No

The ability to kill your own teammates was removed this Halloween

[zinc olive]

I will not stop

I need

A steam key

To the beta

[gaunt talon]

Buy the patreon

[devout hatch]

🚂 🔑

[zinc olive]

No

Come on northwood see me

Give me a key

Gotta get the key

Gotta get the key key key key

[gaunt talon]

Dear northwoods

Kill this man with rocks

[zinc olive]

No

Your just mad I’m cooler

Give me beta man

[latent jackal]

Can you please stop asking for beta keys?

[fallow folio]

hey ghost

question

if I buy patreon

right

i get a key yea?

can I give that to a friend?

or no

I made a support ticket

[magic vortex]

you need at least tier 4 to partecipate to the beta

[fallow folio]

but no staff are awake atm

[fallow folio]

yee

ik

[latent jackal]

I wouldn't know.
I'm still new here.

I'm going to guess no as your patreon is connected to your discord which authorities your steam to be on the beta branch

[proven crest]

Can we ban this person? Specifically for this?

[latent jackal]

I would if I could

But I don't work like that

And that'll be abusing my power

[proven crest]

that's sad

[hidden merlin]

!rep @random schooner

[snow umbra]

You have just given @random schooner a reputation point!

[gaunt talon]

Remove hippos

[hidden merlin]

add hippos to SCP sl

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/hippopotamus-watermelon-yummy-gif-22238996

Imagine making it to entrance zone, and you see a giant hippo charging you

It would be peak

[orchid kraken]

!079

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/824716726460481566/079.gif

[orchid kraken]

how tf u even get message "killed by 079" like its impossible

[simple abyss]

don't you get that when 79 kills you with tesla?

[fallow kite]

What if the AA room had a 1% chance of spawning a shark that mauls you to death if you fall into the water pit

And it turns the water red with your blood for the rest of the round

[orchid kraken]

i think it says just "killed by tesla gates"

[drowsy heron]

if all scps have a hitbox and healt, does that means 079 also got that too?

[orchid kraken]

yeah it would be funny to see shoot at 079 monitor and it fucking break

[plush elk]

When the patreon beta releases will it be in the Halloween theme?

Just had the thought that it might be

[dull juniper]

im hoping it will lol

[broken jetty]

is it normal that pink candy dont kill you?

[spice coyote]

yes

[drowsy heron]

btw it is normal that i see the running animation different?

and the loading screen is different

all from 14.0?

[turbid jackal]

hello everybody!

[meager slate]

https://tenor.com/view/catslug-slug-shoutout-gif-21715442

!maid

[snow umbra]

[latent jackal]

[hallow belfry]

irrelevent emoji remove this

[solid echo]

GET OUT

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/996873478949056523/1061653799833436240/ezgif-1-4d24b06879.gif

[meager slate]

fry about it

[hallow belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/aminagifs-gif-25043494

got it boss

[worldly orchid]

I'm pretty sure thats not how it works

Discord has no connection to Steam and even then I don't think it can do anything with it

and the only condition for access is the key, otherwise the Official Content Creators wouldn't be able to do giveaways. If you needed a badge for beta access then it would be something else.

[exotic harbor]

Hushing d class obby

[somber raptor]

No one:
The chaos Insurgency: https://youtube.com/shorts/ZodN9uCJFUY?si=KMmc1IlffAZsVTLf

[eternal rock]

csgo must make rhino gamemode, terrorist must kill it counter-terrorist must protect it

[random schooner]

Hippo vs Rhino gameplay when?

[eternal rock]

one terrorist will be a small moo deng

[tough tapir]

Rhino in SL when

[exotic harbor]

Moo deng fans when they show up to the zoo and immediately start abusing the animals

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/moo-deng-gif-10419235961212787672

[eternal rock]

there will be none

only in cs2

[somber raptor]

ez4ence, ence, ence

dens putted upperbelt

[eternal rock]

csgo terrorist irl????

[somber raptor]

buying StatTrak EZ4ENCE Music Kit was my best investment in a while 🔥

[exotic harbor]

⚔️⚔️🤺💣💣💥💥

[eternal rock]

teslabot emoji?

🤺

[glass bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/980104563304587284/1051622221392650314/cat.gif

[somber raptor]

CI Car lore

[uneven tapir]

hey i got a question about the patreon will it auto renew at the start of the month or just every month on the day you started the subscription

[worldly orchid]

the latter

They changed it now so it's the latter

[uneven tapir]

Thank God

[worldly orchid]

I know right

but if you just want the beta key you can cancel immidetly after redeeming

[uneven tapir]

i kinda wanna support them aswell

ill probaly be having it on for a few months

[worldly orchid]

well they'll get your 20 EUR

Yeah sure that works

[runic lichen]

alr lemme rep cuz its so true

!rep @meager slate

[snow umbra]

You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!

[runic lichen]

alr keep quiet

[uneven tapir]

also does anyone know when what time the beta will be up at

tomorrow

[worldly orchid]

!14.0

[snow umbra]

The update will be available to Patreon beta on <t:1729969200:f> / <t:1729969200:R>

[worldly orchid]

The time is localized in your timezone ^

[runic lichen]

will be 9PM for me

[runic lichen]

hi lazar

[worldly orchid]

same here

[uneven tapir]

Thanks

[worldly orchid]

hello hydra

[runic lichen]

whatsup

[worldly orchid]

nothing much, I can barely speak what about you

[runic lichen]

i'm all good, ty for asking

[worldly orchid]

do we know each other or something i dont recall

[zinc olive]

Who’s a cool northwood staff member

[uneven tapir]

hey what do yall think about the new player models me personally i like them more then the old ones

[zinc olive]

Your in my lineup

[worldly orchid]

I am not Northwood Staff so no

[zinc olive]

Your close enough tho

[worldly orchid]

close enough yes

why tho

[zinc olive]

Youl see

I took a few content creators and added them to my lineup too

[zinc olive]

May I dm it to you

I can’t rlly send pics here

It needs to be in general

[worldly orchid]

Not required

[zinc olive]

It must be

May I dm it to you tho

It’s very cool

[worldly orchid]

I just said no, sorry.

[zinc olive]

I did not see dbndndjdj

[brave void]

@worldly orchid Can you help with my ticket ?

[worldly orchid]

You will get a response soon, we are a team of volunteers working in our spare time so it is normal for delays to appear. Sorry about that.

[zinc olive]

It’s going in uhh art showcase

[brave void]

ok

[zinc olive]

Go look at art

Take a look

[worldly orchid]

That is... concerning

[zinc olive]

I need steam keys

Well jsut one

For me

[olive forge]

@zinc olive actual coal

don’t ever post some art again

[random schooner]

Shake my head if only Laz was here, he could fix it

[eager wadi]

dont post memes in #art-showcase @zinc olive

[dull juniper]

hi

[zinc olive]

It’s art

Not a meme

Don’t insult it

[eager wadi]

[zinc olive]

I think your just mad I added you to it 😔

[latent jackal]

I would quit while you still can.

[zinc olive]

Nuh uh

I am persistent

[zinc olive]

Fuck you

[random schooner]

You gotta commit to the bit Gripto

[zinc olive]

I know

They are trying to shut me down

[olive forge]

If I knew where you lived I would personally train 25 gorillas in small unit tactics to rip you in half like a piece of paper

[zinc olive]

I think your jealous

It’s ok!

That’s normal

[random schooner]

I heard Beaver is an expert in gorilla warfare

[zinc olive]

He is a gorilla

Ooo ooo ahh ahh

[olive forge]

it varies between guerrilla and gorilla depending on the mood

[zinc olive]

🎃

[olive forge]

gorillas are dooe

Dope

https://tenor.com/view/walking-gorilla-gif-25935176

[zinc olive]

Nah they stinky

Jsut like you

[random schooner]

!rep @zinc olive

[snow umbra]

You have just given @zinc olive a reputation point!

[olive forge]

true

!rep @zinc olive

[snow umbra]

You have just given @zinc olive a reputation point!

[zinc olive]

Yes

Maybe now I will get steam keys 😔

[fluid idol]

so with research supervisor I will be able to play the beta from 9 november? yes?

[olive forge]

I would ping Nathan but he scares me

[zinc olive]

Well one I mean

[zinc olive]

Tier 4

[olive forge]

but make Gripto community head now

[zinc olive]

Yes

[zinc olive]

I’ll kiss you

I need a key

I have to commentate

About it

At least what I’m allowed to comment about

[olive forge]

LOL if I do anything wrong Nathan will personally line me against a wall and ban me from the discord I’m not risking that shit for you

[fluid idol]

Authorization for Level 3 Research Supervisors begins November 9 [USD 10]

so what does it mean?

[zinc olive]

Oh yes

You can play

[eager wadi]

tier 3 patreons can play on november 9th

[zinc olive]

As research people that are supervisors

[fluid idol]

omg

[zinc olive]

Give me a key

[eager wadi]

no

[zinc olive]

Yes

[fluid idol]

so i was right ok thx

[dull juniper]

[eager wadi]

!stab @zinc olive 10m stop begging

[olive forge]

don’t give him a key but make him the new discord manager

[snow umbra]

griptotip#0 has been muted in this server for 10 minutes.

[dull juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-21707171

[eager wadi]

whats funny is that, to get a key giveaway here you gotta be 20+ level role

[olive forge]

LOL

[olive forge]

wait what there’s a key giveaway

[eager wadi]

if i can get the keys

ill give out 5 14.0 beta keys

[olive forge]

if you give me one I’ll gift the game to Hubert

[eager wadi]

no

[olive forge]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-cube-funny-gif-26291753

fair enough

I don’t think I’ll even be active during the beta but if I am I’ll just buy my way into it

also Nathan can you give me your address I need to make a business and I don’t want to pay tax

[tame cedar]

does anybody know when 14.0 is coming for normal players? in the current situation only patreons can play it. but I dont have money to be a patreon so when does it come for the normals?!

[dull juniper]

i have a crippling scp sl addiction

im gonna miss the old ntf model

[foggy coyote]

mango

magno, mango

[dull juniper]

[foggy coyote]

fr

[dull juniper]

939 identifies as a glowstick

[eager wadi]

hi cotton

[dull juniper]

[foggy coyote]

nathaniel

[tame cedar]

i think no one knows the answer right?

i mean why would somebody know

[olive forge]

those who know

[random schooner]

How hard would it be to replace all the wall textures in the game to Hubert ball? Just curious

[tame cedar]

hey. i've got an idea for sl. a minigun

[zinc olive]

I’m back

I AM COMMITTED TO THE BIT

[eternal rock]

how can i see someones amount of rep in this server

[latent jackal]

Oh boy.

[eternal rock]

commuted* you must commute for the bit

[zinc olive]

Erm

Nuh uh

[eternal rock]

train or bus

[zinc olive]

I

Need

A

S…

S….

STEAM KEY..!

[eternal rock]

ok you can get sl for free now

[random schooner]

Someone send him a random steam key from a humble bundle plz

[zinc olive]

Beta… dumbo

I need the key for the beta… I’m on my hands and knees

[eternal rock]

he can get a CS2 steam key

(not prime)

[zinc olive]

🥺 I’ll do anything

For a beta steam key

[eternal rock]

would you kill someone

[zinc olive]

…

[tight ermine]

Would you pay MONEY?!!!

[zinc olive]

Nah

That’s the only thing I won’t do

[eternal rock]

...

why not

[zinc olive]

I’ve payed so much money already

[tight ermine]

paid*

[zinc olive]

Cut me some slack

I’ve been at this for

Hours

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-939-939-dog-scp-sl-scp-gif-1519866487959272020

[zinc olive]

I wish I had nitro so I can she my suicide emoji

[eternal rock]

i hate dog

kill

[zinc olive]

Use

Give me a key or else

I’m GONNA start to execute staff

[tight ermine]

🤨

[zinc olive]

Negan style

[eternal rock]

who's megan

[zinc olive]

Your a poopy head

[still wigeon]

Last warning

[zinc olive]

Just do it

Kill me

[tight ermine]

Ok :D

omw

[eternal rock]

you heard the man ban him

[zinc olive]

I give up 😔 shoot me

[hollow sparrow]

i cant join private beta and i got key

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/980104563304587284/1051622221392650314/cat.gif

[eternal rock]

give me key i will try

[hollow sparrow]

noe

[eternal rock]

welp i tried

[tight ermine]

@still wigeon Hi staff I lost my 14.0 beta key please give me a new one

[still wigeon]

Unlucky

[eternal rock]

@tight ermine help

[tight ermine]

[hollow sparrow]

yo i got a beta key but i cant play :c

can u maybe tell me why

or smth

[tight ermine]

Watery please help this person

[hollow sparrow]

yes

[still wigeon]

Okay

I will cook up a response

[tight ermine]

For as long as it has a beta key in it I'm here for it

[eternal rock]

help me

[zinc olive]

Come on northwood kill me

Do it

I’m ready

[hollow sparrow]

ok

[zinc olive]

I’m ready to die

[hollow sparrow]

cause me and my frend grip wanna do content on 14.0

very skibidi

[zinc olive]

YES

[olive forge]

@tight ermine are you the pets manager

[eternal rock]

help me PLEASE

[tight ermine]

Yes hi I'm the pets manager

[zinc olive]

[olive forge]

does this count

[eternal rock]

PLEASE HELP

[tight ermine]

Absolutely, I need ALL of those pet pictures in the (objectively) best channel: #pet-pictures

[zenith scaffold]

when is heavy duty releasing

[tight ermine]

What do you need help with? 😭

[olive forge]

March 2025

👍

[still wigeon]

Hello! Unfortunately the 14.0 beta has not started yet but don't be afraid as it is very close, only 1 day away!

[olive forge]

yeah it’s a while from now

[eternal rock]

idk

[tight ermine]

Wonderful! That'll be $25

[zinc olive]

🥺

[eternal rock]

how much tip

[tight ermine]

8

[hollow sparrow]

[somber raptor]

fuck

[olive forge]

8 Iranian rials for the tip please

[somber raptor]

i think i got scammed

fuck

fuck

[olive forge]

what happened

[tight ermine]

Do explain

[zinc olive]

We’ll chat

Well*

It’s my time

[olive forge]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-plankton-alright-i-get-it-i-get-it-enough-gif-19558825

[zinc olive]

Ill see you all in the spectator chat

[olive forge]

please shut the fuck up gripto

[zinc olive]

GO FUCK YOURSELF

[somber raptor]

i sent a trade request to my second account and now the items aren't there anymore

neither on my account, nor my second account

[zinc olive]

😭💥🔫

[olive forge]

oh you just lost steam items?

oh you’re good then

[hollow sparrow]

grip died

[somber raptor]

you say it like it's not that big of a deal

[eternal rock]

thank goodness

[somber raptor]

it's half a grand worth of items 😭

[hollow sparrow]

@zinc olive revive

[olive forge]

why would you spend 500$ on items

[hollow sparrow]

!rep @zinc olive

[tight ermine]

Check the account you sent it to

[snow umbra]

You have just given @zinc olive a reputation point!

[olive forge]

unless you worked for it ig

[eternal rock]

!-rep @zinc olive

!removerep @zinc olive

[still wigeon]

It will not show if you are not looking from the account

[olive forge]

can we ban watery actually tbh

[still wigeon]

for 1 week

[olive forge]

watery scammed me out of everything I had

I have 0 evidence

[still wigeon]

[eternal rock]

new DOOR STUCK spot on vertigo

[abstract burrow]

Crazy

[sharp rampart]

is the patreon beta already available?

[olive forge]

@somber raptor so wait how did you get scammed then if it was a trade request to your own account

[olive forge]

shikonokokokokoshnitan

[somber raptor]

idk

[abstract burrow]

Tomorrow

[somber raptor]

but it sent the items to an account with no name

[olive forge]

that seems like steam support issue

[sharp rampart]

why does some youtubers have it early then?

[still wigeon]

api

[olive forge]

email em or smth idk

I don’t spend money on items in steam

[eternal rock]

bc they briubed hubert

[gaunt talon]

YouTube partners get betas earlier

[somber raptor]

i hope they can give me my items back (for once i'm grateful the trade hold exists)

[abstract burrow]

Tf you mean

[languid tide]

.

[olive forge]

I was gonna say that it seems like it’s just a steam glitch

[abstract burrow]

Youtubers already posted something

?

[somber raptor]

i'm cooked 😭

[olive forge]

but that steam ID says “Abraham tolkachev”

Some Russian dude

[olive forge]

erm buddy

[gaunt talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqTMfsnqQYk

[somber raptor]

they won't give me my items back

[olive forge]

!langes

[snow umbra]

Hola, este es un servidor de habla inglesa. Puedes unirte al servidor localizado de la comunidad española aquí.

[still wigeon]

Most likely api scam

[olive forge]

I think

or is that portugese

idk man

[abstract burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/update-update-is-tomorrow-gif-2143560552895271969

[sharp rampart]

1 youtuber already posted a gameplay video

[olive forge]

it might just be over for you tbh

[somber raptor]

i think my only option is to pursue legal action, but i'd have to find where they are

[somber raptor]

nuh uh trust me

[abstract burrow]

Spanish

Dumbo

[somber raptor]

i WILL fight until i get my items back

[somber flint]

night vision scopes bugged with this update

[olive forge]

how does that make me dumb

[abstract burrow]

I didn’t see it yet

[olive forge]

LOL have fun getting a lawsuit on a dude named “Alexander Tolkachev”

[somber raptor]

the question would be where would i even file the lawsuit

like... can i even sue people abroad?

[olive forge]

there is no way in hell the Dickshitfuck oblast in nowheresville Russia would even laugh at your lawsuit let alone take it seriously

you are NOT getting that stuff back unless through steam

[somber raptor]

my question is...

why won't steam support give me my items back

1. they have a trade hold now (and they will until november 2nd)
2. there is proof of what was traded

[olive forge]

might just be a courtesy

I would email them regardless

[hybrid tree]

i hope to god the new candy effects stay in the admin menu

That would be sick

[olive forge]

cause steam support is usually very human and reviews case by case

[somber raptor]

it says "no exception will be made"

[olive forge]

I hope in the next update they add an effect around you specifically that tells everyone where you are constantly

[vocal smelt]

im waiting on the update just so that server room gets deleted and stops making me go back in time

[olive forge]

yeah tbh I think it’s over for you

[somber raptor]

i will email them anyways

[olive forge]

server room is being deleted???

[vocal smelt]

i hope so

[olive forge]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-arthur-morgan-red-dead-redemption-rdr-rdr2-gif-23905913

[vocal smelt]

everytime i go through server room i get time stoned back downstairs when travelling upstairs

literally gonna end it all

[hybrid tree]

its probably atleast being redone

[somber raptor]

how do i even open a Steam Support ticket

[hybrid tree]

maybe not deleted, but from the theme they seemed to be going for they may actually get rid of it

[somber raptor]

😭

[hybrid tree]

orange candy my beloved

[rough wing]

Try emailing both gabe and steam supporr

What's the worst that could happen

[olive forge]

call gabe a slur in the email

[somber raptor]

how do i email steam support

[hybrid tree]

Gabe genuinely does respond sometimes, its why hes so based

[olive forge]

you email their email

[olive forge]

I think the best mail I’ve gotten back was from heavens gate

[somber raptor]

why is "i'm disappointed" a steam support option 💀

[somber raptor]

and what is their email 💀

[olive forge]

but I do wanna send the pope a Christmas card despite me not being the same denomination because they usually send one back

[eternal rock]

because you don't like the game so you want to refund it

[olive forge]

if only there was a device where you had access to literally every piece of information ever

[eternal rock]

why wouldn't it be

[olive forge]

that would be cool

[hybrid tree]

wow who couldve thought

[hybrid tree]

heavens gate?

[olive forge]

suicide cult from the uhh

90s?

I think they offed themselves in the 90s

[somber raptor]

bro one of them is LITERALLY noreply

[hybrid tree]

a what

[olive forge]

but 2 members are still alive and running their email service

[olive forge]

I’m surprised you haven’t heard about them

https://youtu.be/1vLzAGA0t70?si=2zFM8UYuB61nfPej

[somber raptor]

automated emails that won't reply to you

like, for example, the emails companies send you to confirm the creation of tickets

[olive forge]

they believed that a UFO was behind Hailey’s comet(might be the wrong comet) and they had to kill themselves so their souls could board the spsce ship and take them to salvation

[dapper tundra]

can 5 dollar patreon members play beta ?

[hybrid tree]

wasnt towards you i know what a damn no reply email is its in the name

[hybrid tree]

Nope, 20 at first then 10 on the 9th

[olive forge]

2 of their members weren’t present when they didn’t and still run the email service

[gilded timber]

The beta will be open to tier 4 and above initially

[dapper tundra]

oh ok

[olive forge]

you can email them now still

[olive forge]

mailto:[e-mail]

[somber raptor]

istg i'll make them pay

[olive forge]

can you add another red arrow idk where to look