general-chat

[somber raptor]

If they're sleeping and i'm ringing the doorbell they should wake up

Besides who tf sleeps on the floor

[patent bear]

most people that i've seen get drunk do not pass out on the floor

[subtle sundial]

what if i like laying on the ground

what about that

[patent bear]

unless they're incredibly fucking wasted

[plush bolt]

i sleep on the floor

[patent bear]

like a full 12 hours of drinking

[somber raptor]

If you're drunk to the point of passing out that's probably gonna be an issue by itself ngl 💀

[somber raptor]

Uh

Weitdo

Weirdo

[plush bolt]

its also very possible to not wake up to a doorbell

[patent bear]

yeah

[plush bolt]

its not like its the loudest sound ever

[somber raptor]

Use a bed, with a matress

[reef heart]

https://www.twitch.tv/7pacheco7_

[polar spade]

Worse case scenario, you call an ambulance

[plush bolt]

mattress*

[somber raptor]

I mean... if someone's having a heart attack (for example), by the time the ambulance arrives they'll have permanent damage/be unrecoverable if no CPR is done

That's why they even teach CPR in schools now (at least here)

[plush bolt]

they teach cpr in america

[somber raptor]

#advertisements

[somber raptor]

Nice

[patent bear]

yeah

again, it's probably fine to do this

[somber raptor]

Welp

not that i'm ever gonna find myself in that situation ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[plush bolt]

what im saying tho is you probably shouldnt break into someones house if they are just on the floor not moving, they might be dying but they also might just be too lazy to get the door

at least i wouldnt

[polar spade]

Well ulimately its a risk.
U save the guy's life or u just committed a crime

[patent bear]

i don't think anyone would be pissed off if you were just making sure you were ok

at least normal people

and normal people don't sleep on the floor

[polar spade]

U probably won't get a severe punishment, but u'll probably have to pay all the damages

[plush bolt]

id be pretty confused if some random guy just broke my door open and tried to perform cpr on me

[subtle sundial]

get up when u hear ur door being broken open

[polar spade]

Alas, most people aren't normal. There are many cases of people sueing others for trying to save their life

Its a major reason why good samitarian laws were implemented in the first place

I might be misremebering some of this but in Japan a man found a woman with a broken leg in the wilderness and carried her all the way to back to civilisation to get treatment

She ulimately ended up suing him

And winning the case

[patent bear]

one case in japan

if someone was clearly going through a serious problem or look like they are i'd probably open the door and be like "hey man are you ok?"

[polar spade]

Well its not the only time

Quick search on google gave me several other cases in Japan alone

[subtle sundial]

QUICK DO IT

[patent bear]

anyways

i don't really see how laws should stop you from possibly saving someone's life

it's stupid to even think about yourself in that kind of scenario

[paper isle]

@somber moss

[solemn flame]

A lot of people are still scared to intervene from what I’ve heard

Cause you never know how ppl will react

[polar spade]

This is very true

Ever heard of the bystander effect? If something happens in a public area, people are less likely to help

[solemn flame]

Yeah

There’s so many different things to consider

Like for example people are scared to give a woman CPR cause they might be labeled a creep yk what I mean

Especially nowadays

I’ve seen that shit happen online

[mild drum]

Spooky

Cool my name is spooky

[patent bear]

fear is what causes people to die the most

personally if i was dying and someone had the chance to help me only to be like "oh no he might beat my ass and take my lunch money if i help him" i'd haunt their asses

[solemn flame]

Real

[polar spade]

Whoops, this was in China

[plush bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1149957506362261514/1279199327767625748/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_2.gif

[polar spade]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xu_Shoulan_v._Peng_Yu

And there's another case in China where a 2 yo was hit and run and none of the nearby bystanders helped

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Wang_Yue

[patent bear]

yeah don't be one of those fools that just don't do anything

[exotic flame]

Huh

Are all brain rot terms a blocked word or what😭

[polar spade]

Some of them

[plush bolt]

hawk 2?

uh?

[solemn flame]

They’re mostly blocked in nw officials

But not here

Nwos is 1984

[polar spade]

Ngl, I agree with The Party in this case

[random schooner]

Weirdly Skibidi is allowed

I think we should ban Skibidi

[exotic flame]

Tu

Ah

[random schooner]

We call it Hawk 2: Uh

[exotic flame]

Ty

[exotic flame]

Now i can do balkan rage+naroadrenalin +jemaican smile+germam stare+still water+those who know

[wintry current]

Hawk 2: What
Hat: Thanks
Thanks: Did someone call my name?
Someone: I didn’t call my name
My name: Yea you did
You: Did what?
5 likes for part 2

[exotic flame]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[random schooner]

Search "Hawk 2" in this discord for countless additional examples

And by countless I mean 39

[exotic flame]

This is home

[random schooner]

hawk 1: This is home
Hawk 2: Ah, I thought it was prison for the aesthetically blind

[exotic flame]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[random schooner]

No idea what emotion this is supposed to get across but okay

[exotic flame]

Its the peak cinema guy

[random schooner]

Hawk 2: Ah

[solemn flame]

Absolute cinema

[exotic flame]

This

[random schooner]

Please ban Skibidi so we can find creative ways around the filter like for Hawk 2 Ah

[stable wolf]

What did I just read

[patent bear]

Dee: Wanna go ski?
Michael: Nah, bye dee

[stable wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

I dont have perms

[random schooner]

Watch some skibidi toilet videos until your brain has absolutely rotted (not the actual series those are decent) and you'll be able to understand.

[stable wolf]

but its the absolute cinema dude

[stable wolf]

I do understand but I have no words

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[lethal scroll]

Capcom released a Resident Evil licker plushie

It's oddly adorable

[stable wolf]

I dont speak enough for that

stickers tho

[random schooner]

Yap some more

[stable wolf]

Looks like you yapped too much

Like damn

max level

[random schooner]

That is correct

I have a Master's in yapping

Well actually in "Business Management with a Supply Chain concentration" but I spend my entire time Yapping in essays

[stable wolf]

And it's all brainrot

Why is hawk two ah blocked

I suppose it is your fault @random schooner

[random schooner]

I didn't even know what Hawk 2 Ah meant until well after it got banned

[plush bolt]

hahahahaahahahhaahahhahahahah grandpa hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[lethal scroll]

Dead Rising 3 fun fact

It's featured in a underrated Zombie TV series

[subtle sundial]

nvm not scp discussion

[young timber]

Hi, before I try a support ticket. Is this issue common and has a known fix?

Friend is hosting a server, direct connect with IP address. Get a black screen that never connects. Can press N to see player list but it's blank. Can pause and select Server Info but it's empty. Says 1000ms ping. But I'm on the same local network as the friend (same router, same house).
And I've tried both public and local IP addresses.
This is 'actually' happening to a friend of mine. I'm trying to find some things to try so they can play tonight. Just quick ideas if there are any.

Otherwise don't worry about it

[random schooner]

Its nozdrim's job to call me old, not yours

[plush elk]

guys is the 14.0 update real lol

[subtle sundial]

nope

it was all a lie

[patent bear]

fake

never seen a 14.0 in my life

[latent jackal]

You need to wake up

[plush elk]

the voices

[eager wadi]

what 14.0

we're still in 10.0 public beta

[sleek estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/cago-gif-15532850904342057719

[radiant fiber]

[solar glacier]

You see my dads forcing my brother to get a degree in business

Even though he wants to be an electrician

Is it hard?

[rain night]

👀

[rain night]

i woke up

[wispy hill]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-cat-huh-small-cat-huh-what-gif-2593177363967991691

[rain night]

oh shit

they found me already

[rain night]

don't tell ghostz

[wispy hill]

@ ghostz

[rain night]

[patent bear]

these new TF2 war paints are actually peak holy shit

the cosmetics are kind of mid for me but that's because most of them are hats

and i physically cannot bring myself to use something that ain't one of my unusuals

[solar glacier]

Is that like the graffiti

Or the weapon skins

[patent bear]

weapon skins

[latent jackal]

All of the beta codes have been yoinked

[olive forge]

cant wait to make a chudjak pumpkin this thanksgiving/halloween season

[crystal ravine]

This is making me mad

[olive forge]

the closer an empire is to collapse, the more heinous its laws

[random schooner]

!wran @olive forge anime girl pfp

[snow umbra]

@random schooner has wranned apathetic.beaver Reason: anime girl pfp

[patent bear]

so true brother

[olive forge]

love this image

[olive forge]

KOS d class

TDCD

[brazen shuttle]

HAWK TRUE!!!!

[alpine blaze]

I love spawning as a guard and then immediately running into 096, 939, and 049 as soon as I enter heavy

good times

[copper gale]

lol

[trail glade]

I have returned

to spread the word

JUST A [measurement of time] AWAY!!!!

oh yeah

@rigid locust dont think I forgot about you

[rigid locust]

wsg

[trail glade]

the holidays

[warped crest]

petition to ban all facility guards who kos d class

[plush bolt]

hawk tauh?

[olive forge]

cry

[warped crest]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-whtie-and-black-cry-praying-looking-up-gif-553441503240360994

no gif permissions

[olive forge]

DUNK

i kos d class

[latent jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[crystal ravine]

I’m so pissed off right now I hate the SCP power scaling community

They should all be shunned permanently from the community

Actual fucking lunatics

Just keep that shit out of SCP

Its ASS

I could literally make number one strongest SCP ever!?1?1! right now if I wanted to

All I would have to do is make up a bunch of bullshit

Omg

Im so mad

[rotund ocean]

I can’t fucking join the servers there all full, ban all immigrants so I can play again PLEASE

[crystal ravine]

Play in Canada

[rotund ocean]

no I hate those people

[crystal ravine]

Why are you being so racist bro calm down?

[rotund ocean]

I got in a server

Ok you can go away now

gaybo

[crystal ravine]

Yes sir

[rotund ocean]

😭

[torn swallow]

should i ping hubert? (def no troll)

[random schooner]

Yes

[polar spade]

!hubertping

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346850631820115972/463888452727865364/Error_Message.png

[tough tapir]

hawk for the emperor

[torn swallow]

how do i ping?

i forgot!!1!1!1!11!

[polar spade]

!rephubert

[snow umbra]

You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!

[torn swallow]

i love pinging polish guys

and telling them about ww2

wait im reading server rules

ok nvm

[crystal ravine]

Can we get a new SCP one day?

We’ve had the same ones for like seven years

[torn swallow]

i wish

but the development team is too lazy

[crystal ravine]

682 would be cool

And before you say he’s invincible so are 096 and 173

[torn swallow]

and basically most of the funds went to fucking capybara

[crystal ravine]

Sob

[torn swallow]

so its basically shit now

like 90 percent of it

[polar spade]

!o>

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555474008716607514/948611931932082237/originalrat.png

[torn swallow]

hubert would die of 10 percent of funds left

[torn swallow]

thanks

[crystal ravine]

SCP power scalers make me want to kill myself

There is a reason they were banned from versus battles

Losers

Ong

[torn swallow]

049 actually need an rework ngl

[crystal ravine]

I think he’s fun to play

I honestly honestly disagree

They could give him an extra ability, but he’s still really good at what he does

He’s a support that makes large hords

[torn swallow]

but it takes time

i miss the one shot 049

[crystal ravine]

Which is a good thing

It’s balanced

[crystal ravine]

I feel like you just want him to be OP again

[torn swallow]

its not balanced if there is 6-10 mtf or chaos

[crystal ravine]

To where he can wipe out an entire spawn wave solo

[torn swallow]

just shooting at him to revive one zombie

[crystal ravine]

I’ve seen a good doctor wipeout seven mtf solo winning the game on surface

[pearl anvil]

049’s strength depends hugely on his zombies

[pearl anvil]

nah those MTF just would have been dogshit

[torn swallow]

literally reviving one zombie equals to basically 049 dying to due to so many mtf/chaos shooting at him

[crystal ravine]

Most people who play this game are dog shit

[torn swallow]

i just hate how little health 049 has now

[somber raptor]

Considering most of them just want to find someone to shoot them...

[pearl anvil]

No Zombies = Weak
Lots Zombies = Strong

[torn swallow]

ikr?

but even facility guards can kill an 049 without dying if they have atleast 50 hours of experience

[somber raptor]

I once had 11 zombies in a 17 people server

[crystal ravine]

Maybe they can get him in npc zombies people who turn off as a zombie or something like that

[torn swallow]

also the zombies need a buff

[crystal ravine]

They need to rework zombies

[pearl anvil]

i do agree with this

[crystal ravine]

Because people can just not play as a zombie and then playing as doctors isn’t fun

[torn swallow]

they should rework the speed and attack

[crystal ravine]

But a lot of people really like Doctor

[latent jackal]

Remove 049-2
Easy

[torn swallow]

ye most of people literally leave the game after they die due to doctor

[crystal ravine]

People follow Dr. around and call him dad

[pearl anvil]

it’s difficult to get people to play for the team that just killed them. 8 seconds after they died

[torn swallow]

then 049 is useless

[somber raptor]

Yeah lol

[crystal ravine]

I swear to God if I see one more person call doctors calling milk

[latent jackal]

He'll be next.

[cinder sapphire]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[cinder sapphire]

how is your soulmate the emperor

[torn swallow]

!rep @torn swallow

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to yourself!

[cinder sapphire]

wannable german

[torn swallow]

awww

[pearl anvil]

You could make 049 draw from spectators instead

somehow

[crystal ravine]

!rep @torn swallow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @torn swallow a reputation point!

[torn swallow]

thank

[rigid locust]

my bollets when it sees unkilled d class

[tough tapir]

!rep @pearl anvil

[snow umbra]

You have just given @pearl anvil a reputation point!

[pearl anvil]

cheers

[tough tapir]

Winds blew him away towards u

[pearl anvil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1056260402155110411/1137946390392213504/fastmanwithaxesgoingsuperhaywire.gif

[tough tapir]

Corny one

🌽

[crystal ravine]

Yeah, people get really salty

[torn swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-scp-sl-scp-secret-laboratory-scp-secret-lab-fail-gif-13683353381831519481

[rigid locust]

chat someone rep me or scp sl will be uncanny

[crystal ravine]

Especially because he’s a one shot

[torn swallow]

shit

embed fail

[cinder sapphire]

he is all yours

[torn swallow]

i hate my life

[crystal ravine]

So it doesn’t feel earned a lot of the time when he kills you and you’re alone

[torn swallow]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[crystal ravine]

I feel like that at least lest

[torn swallow]

seriously nowdays nobody is scared of 049 because he's basically the worst scp

[crystal ravine]

It breaks my heart to see daddy doctor down in the dumps like this

[somber raptor]

Whenever im a guard and get to LCZ i just start committing war crimes

[torn swallow]

the only good ones are 939 and 096 (jk 096 has been dogshit over the past years for a while now)

[crystal ravine]

My idea was to give zombies random mutations

To add variety to the zombies instead of plague doctor

Making them more worthwhile to play

[cinder sapphire]

when is the innsmouth wedding btw @tough tapir?

[crystal ravine]

Instead of just M1

[somber raptor]

Give class d the illusion of safety then once they're in front of me waiting to be arrested i kill them, this way i save bullets because i don't need to shoot a moving target

[torn swallow]

imagine one of the staffs are just looking at what are we typing and they would just say "no buffs for 049 and the zombies."

[cinder sapphire]

I need to know when I should send spiders

[crystal ravine]

The mutations could be certain buffs or debuffs

Something like that

[tough tapir]

Your wedding cake will be shaped like a spider

[cinder sapphire]

your is shaped like squid

[crystal ravine]

How much you want to bet they haven’t even thought of the next SCP they want to add

[torn swallow]

what happens if i insult cassie deez nuts

[cinder sapphire]

considering you...

did that

to the squid

[crystal ravine]

@snow umbra fuck you

[cinder sapphire]

your soulmate

[torn swallow]

@snow umbra megumi said the f word!1111!!!!1!!1!

[tough tapir]

Spider emperor

[cinder sapphire]

innsmouth maid

[trail glade]

he is housephbic :(

[cinder sapphire]

with win 1 os

[rough wing]

Kill

[torn swallow]

@snow umbra ur stinky and you have no friends

[cinder sapphire]

also you

[scenic zephyr]

they should add day and night cycles for surface

whar i d

[cinder sapphire]

I see not only did you change your pfp but your name @meager slate

[somber raptor]

vigorous breath

[cinder sapphire]

smh

[trail glade]

ngl I want to go back to the arcitc setting in SCP:CB it looks nicer (THIS ISNT A XMAS JOKE I SWEAR TO GOD)

[cinder sapphire]

also why

you only there for like 5% of the time

[scenic zephyr]

euhhhhhhhhhhhh

[cinder sapphire]

it is a waste of time and resources

[trail glade]

its cozy to

[cinder sapphire]

ya it could be a thing after they done with otherthings but ya

[scenic zephyr]

why they reworking heavy instead of entrance or suface then

i like it

[cinder sapphire]

because you dont spend that much time up there

are you ....

nvm

[scenic zephyr]

am i what

[cinder sapphire]

dense

[polar spade]

They explained this in a recent dev log

[scenic zephyr]

well damn im just giving a suggestion and now im being called dense

[scenic zephyr]

alright, didnt know

i dont usually check out dev logs

[polar spade]

Its much easier to rework HCZ and create a pipeline for zone reworks before dealing with a much bigger project such as surface

[cinder sapphire]

regardless most of the time is not spent on the surface

as it is

it is not really a priority

[polar spade]

Basically, they're testing their ability to rework zones with HCZ

[scenic zephyr]

alright i get it

[tough tapir]

You

[scenic zephyr]

right that sounds fair

[tough tapir]

King gurgler of innsmouth

And corn

[cinder sapphire]

queen of being outdated you are

and queen of the maids

sorry not king

queen

my bad

[scenic zephyr]

no embed

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[fringe hornet]

i dreamt that new halloween update dropped

[cinder sapphire]

also the only reason why most games have that is because it survival game so it needs it or ya

gameplay reason

or triple a

[scenic zephyr]

i mean i dont see how it would be a big waste of resources if you were to just change the skybox texture

thats all

[somber raptor]

It's probably gonna drop the last week of October

[cinder sapphire]

what would it change

oh my god it is dark

oh my god it is light

there is nothing that will change

gameplay wise

[scenic zephyr]

ok

i just think it would be neat

[cinder sapphire]

it is not a big waste of resources but things add up

small things

this is why star citizen is still not released because more and more small things are being added

and will never be released

[scenic zephyr]

im not saying do a robtop and release 2.2 when you have finished having ideas about multiple different things

[cinder sapphire]

plus nw is not big at all

so a simple change like that may take a week or a month or more to finish

volunteers after all

[scenic zephyr]

wheres the hard part? is the skybox a hard thing to deal with??

[rigid locust]

chat

[scenic zephyr]

hi

[rancid dome]

Hi

[cinder sapphire]

that will still involve programming and timers and what not to calculate the time and to change it from my basic understanding of programming.

so again

there are two main phases

[scenic zephyr]

well the timeframe doesnt need to be super accurate

[cinder sapphire]

with the middle

two

it will still involve two main images

full night

and full day

and the middle of these

so again png

[scenic zephyr]

and

[cinder sapphire]

which will not be a hour

[scenic zephyr]

yea

[cinder sapphire]

it will either be a day of work

a week

or more

[scenic zephyr]

the only possible problem would be to find a suitable png

[cinder sapphire]

not really

programming will be a problem

because again you need the game to tell

this is day time

or night time

or I should say

will take time

not really a problem

[hollow sparrow]

[honest junco]

Hi

[rancid dome]

[latent jackal]

Greetings

[mystic summit]

based misfit of demon king pfp

[rancid dome]

[mystic summit]

Too bad season 2 died incomplete

[rancid dome]

[rancid dome]

Yours good looking as well :3

[rancid dome]

I might binge another anime

If my friend doesnt invite me to another f1 night racing

[primal cedar]

it's time to discuss.

[rancid dome]

You start then

[primal cedar]

i saw a granny flying cuz of the hurricane 2 days ago

[olive forge]

merry christmas

[tough tapir]

@mystic summit scootus

[somber raptor]

Jesse i have become south america

[tough tapir]

Brazilgattomatto

[fallow kite]

how many years of programming and coding for indie devs and AAA studios have you done. you speak very educated for a 5th grader

[scenic zephyr]

woah man the conversation ended a long time ago

[fallow kite]

the names not woah, its doctor slice

[scenic zephyr]

ok

[fallow kite]

at the end of the day if youd like them to add a leaderboard feature or multiple DLCs or a sandbox minecraft mode i recommend maybe code it yourself and send them the github link so they can update the game to your liking

[somber raptor]

The Bond's name, James' name

[scenic zephyr]

dude i suggested one single thing

[fallow kite]

alright then thats my bad

they should add it very easily then

[somber raptor]

Battle of the green roles

[scenic zephyr]

i dont get why you even responded back to that, i had already finished that whole conversation

[plush bolt]

what is up gamers

[scenic zephyr]

and its crazy that you just flat out call me a 5th grader, lmao

[somber raptor]

hi

[scenic zephyr]

hi

[plush bolt]

that was not an answer to my question

[fallow kite]

just a bad guess. again my sincere apologies bro

[scenic zephyr]

yea i dont want to argue with anybody, so thanks

[plush bolt]

how polite!!1!!!1!

[fallow kite]

me neither

[plush bolt]

if only every conversation was like this

it would be really boring

[scenic zephyr]

FRICK YOU

[somber raptor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1276975281420370001/SPOILER_togif.gif

[plush bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-look-cat-look-at-camera-silly-cat-in-a-cage-gif-889392959852579879

[scenic zephyr]

if only i had embed perms...

[polar spade]

U can still use stickers

[plush bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[scenic zephyr]

but i cant send gifr....s....

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[plush bolt]

not seeing enough people using the

[somber raptor]

sucks ngl

also if tutorial is actually gonna be like this i'm killing someone 💀

[plush bolt]

wdym it looks great

[polar spade]

Its beautiful

I suggested this sticker

[plush bolt]

yea you better apologize to HIS FACE

right now

[scenic zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-joe-computer-gif-6415300656589330844

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-cat-sad-cat-me-when-i-dont-get-orod-tickets-gif-17550107775956741096

[scenic zephyr]

right..

[plush bolt]

disrespecting this young man's sticker

[plush bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[scenic zephyr]

[finite kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-sols-rng-discord-rolecism-sols-rng-discord-gif-12075269031572652097

[scenic zephyr]

honest to god this mf looks like a AAHW member

[scenic zephyr]

GET OUT!!!

[tough tapir]

Pleased to what?

Banes Jond is having a stronk

Call a bondulance

[somber raptor]

Mojang doing MATH

[polar spade]

What blue role are you talking to?

[solemn flame]

Erm that better not mean me

[scenic zephyr]

he thinks im a blue role

foolish orange

[plush bolt]

erm you're literally purple POSER

[finite kelp]

the yakuzer

[solemn flame]

Im big wood and blue

[polar spade]

He's literally piss colour

[scenic zephyr]

[plush bolt]

why tf is this called blue

this is nothing like blue

[solemn flame]

Lmao

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/holding-b-with-awp-vs-negev-after-getting-flashed-awp-negev-flashed-csgo-gif-14837082980081581235

[plush bolt]

its literally purple

[solemn flame]

It is purple but

Technically blue

[finite kelp]

Lysol what happened to your og account

[plush bolt]

its purple

[solemn flame]

Wdym

This is my first account

I’ve never had another discord account

[finite kelp]

I had an retarded momen t

[solemn flame]

What do you mean overcharge? Ahh

[scenic zephyr]

you do not recognize the people in the shadows

[polar spade]

You do not recognise the bodies in the water

[solemn flame]

I wonder where you found that meme

[finite kelp]

What water

[somber raptor]

guys, do you think a problem has occurred and i need to try restarting the launcher?

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-alpha-warheads-heart-locket-gif-14188697070010995464

[solemn flame]

Nah I think it’s fine

[scenic zephyr]

thanks for the meme

[hollow sparrow]

I cant wait anymore for 14.0 im exploding

Halloween Update isn’t even out

[somber raptor]

i have a funny button on my laptop

[polar spade]

I dunno, i don't read Spanish

[somber raptor]

it's italian

[polar spade]

That's the joke

[scenic zephyr]

i think it would be cool for "you dont recognize the bodies in the water" to be like an easter egg that can appear in the AA section in heavy

[finite kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/bryan-cranston-dancing-gif-27368809

Those who know 💀

[scenic zephyr]

[finite kelp]

You’re what

[balmy meadow]

haha

14.0

"downoland scp sl 14.0 free in don`t message and register"

[hollow sparrow]

Exploding

[somber raptor]

myes someone's shooting i should put my head in front of the gun's barrel

[rancid dome]

Result is a "rare bullet in brain disease"

Otherwise called "lethal dose of lead injection"

[somber raptor]

(more than one bullet in brain)

[polar spade]

U have brain damage, the only cure is lead

[rancid dome]

Mmmmm

[somber raptor]

did you try the medicine drug?

[tough tapir]

buckshot in brain

yummy

[rancid dome]

Yummers

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-gif-22930469

[balmy meadow]

"downoland scp sl 14.0 free in don`t message and register"

[polar spade]

www1.SL_14-0_RealDownloadNoHacks.com

I saw that

[errant hollow]

They banned ZERKIN OFF

ZERKIN OFF

[balmy meadow]

www.SL_14-0RealTeaserSCPSL14.0WTFDownolandMinigun.com

[errant hollow]

Don't say ZERKIN OFF three times in a row or else a scary woman will come through your window and KILL YOU

[polar spade]

Ok

[errant hollow]

Do it

[polar spade]

But you said not to

Im just listening to orders

[somber raptor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/619219762206998550/1162560723940024350/your_actions.gif

[fallow kite]

hello

[polar spade]

He's coming

[glacial nymph]

He"s coming...

[polar spade]

He'''s coming....

[glacial nymph]

he''''s coming...

[polar spade]

he'''''s coming.....

[somber raptor]

He''''''s coming......

[glacial nymph]

He'''''''s coming......

[drowsy vine]

Hose DM

[polar spade]

HE'''''''''''''''''''S COMING!!!!!

[lament furnace]

i asked a question in #media-posts can anyone answer?

[drowsy vine]

No

[lament furnace]

😔

[drowsy vine]

I can redirect you to a couple of good sites for "external"human anatomy though

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/gotg-what-chris-pratt-starlord-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-11287925

[drowsy vine]

Idk I am under the influence of the sopranos

That show makes me like playing around with words

[simple abyss]

[balmy meadow]

servers sleep in host

#media-posts message

[somber raptor]

imagine not having embed perms here

[trail finch]

New MTF is terrifying

But they also look like half life combine so

[drowsy vine]

Through gameplay such fears will be pacified by the cracklings that will play them

[trail finch]

If there wasn’t VC I would be scared but yeah I can just imagine some squeaker mic spamming while he accidentally dies to his own grenade

[drowsy vine]

Lol

"Special" forces

[trail finch]

Tfw you lock an SCP in 914 1 minute before decontamination

[drowsy vine]

Might take a look at the RP servers

[trail finch]

The sheer amount of rules kills the fun for me

[drowsy vine]

I met a group of people that used radios properly

[somber raptor]

😭

[trail finch]

No you can’t remember where you died no you can’t kill a class d unless they have a gun no you can’t blah blah blah

[trail finch]

Most people I know just blast music over them

[drowsy vine]

It ain't about the rules

[somber raptor]

that's not allowed in most servers

[drowsy vine]

It's about the atmosphere it creates

But it gets boring

[somber raptor]

that being anxiety

[trail finch]

I mean everyone is busy dying to SCPs so they don’t even check it

[somber raptor]

i do check it since i'm the staff member guy

[trail finch]

Everyone hide

[drowsy vine]

There was a group that replicated SCPs in arma

I am still waiting for a good story game with scp lore

[trail finch]

How can you enjoy 2 FPS?

Doesn’t arma play bad with mods?

[drowsy vine]

Never was that low for me

I avged 40 - 60

[trail finch]

GPU and res?

[drowsy vine]

But arma in general is badly optimized

[drowsy vine]

Ultra rtx 3060

[trail finch]

Oh

[drowsy vine]

Reforger is better in terms of perf

But I am waiting for 4

Arma 4 will be the shit for the military sandbox

[drowsy vine]

Keep in mind in arma 3 alot of stuff depends on mission design and how optimized that is

We had good scripters in that group

Mission could run without a Zeus even

[gentle acorn]

what server though

[trail finch]

Give doggo his voice back I wanna hear it screaming woof while chasing me

[somber raptor]

Lunar (italian localized server)

[somber raptor]

probably gonna be screaming something more like "get back here you dipsh-"

[trail finch]

Accurate but still the dog having VC was nice

[light lily]

i love this game

[trail finch]

Same thing happened to me when I broke a door as 096

[little zephyr]

where do i sumbit to do an advert request?

[somber raptor]

[rancid dome]

Hi, you can make a discord modmail to request for it

#discord-support

[light lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1274513980735619114/1275288747679813775/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[rancid dome]

(Simply just dm the bot)

[light lily]

kitter

[drowsy vine]

L rip gg

[trail finch]

Look at number 3 in #server-rules

I love how 106 can camp nuke so that nobody can turn it off then just TP to the surface before it goes and the SCPs can easily win

[gentle acorn]

clearly you're just bad

[fallow kite]

🥚

[wide seal]

🤔

[hidden merlin]

!rep @sturdy oracle

[snow umbra]

You have just given @sturdy oracle a reputation point!

[sturdy oracle]

your balls should explode

[hidden merlin]

I strongly disagree

[sturdy oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/ah-yes-the-negotiator-the-negotiator-general-kenobi-general-grievous-star-wars-gif-23623581

cool

however, your mother

[hidden merlin]

no

[manic kite]

whens update

[hidden merlin]

never

[trail finch]

On [REDACTED]

[hidden merlin]

update isn't real

[trail finch]

Add SCP-2521 and give me a marker

Doors are about to disappear

[hazy notch]

today

[light lily]

bye vro ❤️

thats what he gets for barking at me

[plucky juniper]

wtf

thats so rude

how are you gonna find people now

😦

[light lily]

binoculars

im a born dd hater

[plucky juniper]

damn....

nah but when like, you do a mission thats like "find this exact guy" hes op fr fr

he can litterally detect an entire base through walls miles away

💀

[light lily]

yeah dd is super good

[plucky juniper]

"You have to find the prison... WOW you found him! now get him out!"

[light lily]

tbf i only used quiet for that one time u get ambushed by the skulls

[plucky juniper]

Real gamers win the fight legit

bang bang

[light lily]

also kaz always being shocked when u destroy the AA

[light lily]

i just grab some mg, revolver quiet and just kill them

[graceful zinc]

[light lily]

fr i saw more nsfw artwork of quiet, then media of people using her

also that one vid of the konami worker saying that kojima scanned her feet for quiet

mgsv development is a fever dream

[paper isle]

@somber moss

[somber moss]

Hihi

[lone marsh]

What?

Also who are you

[somber raptor]

Hm

[lone marsh]

Please do not ping me for nonsense reasons thank you

[somber raptor]

What if i go to an Airsoft field with only a break action pistol

[hearty stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/balkan-rage-gif-9252351676561117764

[plucky juniper]

I really replayed the whole first mission just to do this

wasted one near the end

but im just that sigma

[lone marsh]

👍

[somber raptor]

could be fun...

[eager wadi]

!warn @karmic mesa pinging staff for useless reasons

[snow umbra]

Done. Enough chaos.

A warning for @karmic mesa has been issued, but I wasn't able to send them a warn message.

[glacial nymph]

does anyone have a poster "Heavy Duty" around? a png or something

like this one but an image

[glacial nymph]

THX ALOT

[polar spade]

Here’s all the posters in a 22 MB file

[glacial nymph]

GOD DAYUM

[rancid dome]

@somber raptor

Just like how I predicted

[still moth]

hello chat

[fickle ibex]

hi

[rancid dome]

hiya jank

[still moth]

it is a never ending cycle

[rough wing]

Truly

The cycle of common man

[still moth]

im fighting for my life rn

[latent jackal]

Hmm?

[still moth]

fedex notified me that my guitar replacement is like in my town

like

[rough wing]

We all are

[still moth]

literally down the road

[latent jackal]

Take it

[still moth]

and they arent putting it out for delivery

despite it being the morning

[rancid dome]

D:

[latent jackal]

THat sucks

[rancid dome]

That's like the worst

[still moth]

like they close at around 6 fuck you fedex

[rough wing]

I just came back home from the city

[still moth]

there are so many cities

[sour river]

probably go out later since its close

[still moth]

rage

[latent jackal]

most likely

[still moth]

i just really hope they didn't fuck it up this time

because i really want to like this brand

[sour river]

Thats a high bar to expect from fedex of all couriers

[still moth]

but if my guitar arrives damaged a second time i'm just gonna refund, buy one from a local store like guitar center, and hope to god i find a luthier who doesn't have a massive backlog rn

[still moth]

it's frustrating because it wasn't even like the delivery driver who fucked up

like it just happened one day between it getting from cali to ny

[sour river]

oh nah, never is. It's shipping. Problem with delivery is you gotta go fast

[still moth]

and somehow in the week it took for the damn thing it never occurred to anyone that the giant fucking hole in the region of the box covering the most fragile part of the instrument might be a problem

[sour river]

I did warehouse work at a furniture outlet for a year and unloading the trucks was always a fun time

[still moth]

sometimes i miss my old job

[sour river]

Nothing like a recliner coming your way cuz shits just tossed in

[rough wing]

I am so unbusy today that my brain is trying to give me things to do so I stop being busy

Man

[still moth]

moving boxes and shit wasn't the greatest workout but it was a good time waster

[sour river]

Go start the foundation of a solid conspiracy theory

Just go spout something completely baseless and spread it like gospel

[still moth]

no I like to think I have some level of integrity

oh thank you discord for loading an important contextual message after someone replied to it

[sour river]

Sounds like someone who supports government survelience pidgeons might say

[still moth]

no i hate government personally but i wouldn't press conspiracy theories and shit

we've seen before that can ruin lives

not bueno as they say

[sour river]

A lack of bueno is indeed a significant impact to the validity of the idea

[rough wing]

No thanks

[still moth]

fr

i want to draw warframe fanart but i think i will explode

and die

i dunno why i felt the need to add the and die part

[sour river]

to be fair, bio-mechanical is a nightmare i can imagine to draw

[rough wing]

Half my brain wants to play games and the other half wants to visit somebody

[sour river]

but warframe are indeed sick af as one might say

[rough wing]

Unfortunately it is one or the other

I hate not being busy

[still moth]

but it's raw af

[still moth]

visit somebody

you can play game later

[hazy notch]

what is your premier elo?

[rancid dome]

I havent played premier yet 😭

I was gonna play it when I queue'd with Miller but the elo diff made us unable to play it

I might play it tmr or the day after tho

[rancid dome]

hiya meemo

[rancid dome]

next time eat some crayolas, I'm sure you'll love it :3

[fickle ibex]

why does it look like that

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[hazy notch]

hehe

[rancid dome]

Does it also takes 2 wins to get a premier elo btw

[hazy notch]

oh, not sure

afaik 10?

[pearl mason]

spongebob

[fluid granite]

Hello

[latent jackal]

Hey hubert-
Wait a minute

[fluid granite]

Wait a damn minute

Is impersonating the huballs man okay

[still moth]

it's not explicitly against the rules iirc

however i'd advise against it, even as a joke

[light lily]

oh god

ew

kill it

[arctic cape]

Why do you live in the projects?

[light lily]

helo goldec 💔💔

[plucky juniper]

watch out lil bro

you might get copyright claimed

!!!

[light lily]

talked to goldec about it

he said he wants to make a new 3d model cat that will be low poly

[plucky juniper]

ok

[light lily]

or some 2d silly drawig

[subtle kraken]

Yo is anyone available to talk rq

ive got to submit my uni application in like 3 days and i have no idea if im making the right decision

😭

[still moth]

it is kind of insane that they gave dude a c&d over this

like they could have at least requested a revenue service or something

[eternal rock]

they are copyrighting ANIMALS

??

yes i will copyright german shepherds

anyone who owns one or takes photos of them will have to pay me 1 billion dollars or go to court

[strange trellis]

I will copyright humans

you must all pay me

[proud turret]

can i commission someone to write a script that generates a number from 1-10 and inserts it into a rage bait message, e.g “1/10 ragebait” every 5 minutes

[hidden merlin]

if the halloween update wont be here by the next world war im gonna go fry a chicken in a microwave

[glass bronze]

gg

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[wicked spade]

i made my hardware upgrade

oh my god im like a blind man finally able to see

its so beautiful 🥹

[gentle acorn]

what did you get

[wicked spade]

got myself a ryzen 7 70something and rtx 4070

[light lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1083055812269854830/1258530169153523882/unknown-228.gif

[subtle kraken]

!rep @fickle ibex

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fickle ibex a reputation point!

[fickle ibex]

whar

[subtle kraken]

happy birthday

[gentle acorn]

fix scpsl memory leaks

now

[gaunt talon]

What did you have before that

[hollow sparrow]

https://imgur.com/a/oCMZO9U

hi gus

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/gustavo-gif-9332188863397736801

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

[wicked spade]

gtx 1650 along with a i5-10300

[worthy oak]

Hi chat

[worthy oak]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-please-do-not-the-cat-gif-11013093716903899251

NO EMBED 😭

[eager wadi]

@tame hollow :(

[tame hollow]

Nooo

[trail finch]

lol my iPhone has the GPU power of a 1650

[glacial nymph]

i love this quote

🗿

[tame pendant]

Fym, no cuz they're dumb.

[glacial nymph]

it has a deep meaning thou

some people cry because they were weak

some cries pretty pretty rare

some never cries except when thier loves dies

[tame pendant]

🤠

[crude phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-trolling-there-is-a-pipe-bomb-in-ur-mailbox-plants-vs-zombies-troll-face-gif-6227498793268037477

[gentle acorn]

me when I spread misinformation

also apple user

kill him!!!

[robust turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/stank-dog-smells-gif-25356900

[steel pollen]

Hi chat

[crystal ravine]

That’s wrong

If you cry, you’re weak

[somber raptor]

average warmup in CS2

[tame talon]

holly is my fps better on linux

it feels sm smoother

[primal cedar]

i've always played this scp game on 20-30fps even tho my laptop runs 60

[tame talon]

I have yet to get an fps counter to work with proton

but it feels WAY smoother

[trail finch]

Funny username and pfp

[rapid osprey]

Surface rework leak

[steel pollen]

Hi Gordon freeman

[tame talon]

thank you kind sir

[somber raptor]

i get 70fps in 4K and 150+ in 1080p

[tame talon]

now how do I display my fps on proton

[primal cedar]

idk whats the issue with this game and fps

[somber raptor]

steam has their own fps counter idk if it's on linux too tho

[tame talon]

I think it does, but I Don't think it would work for proton

[steel pollen]

How do I get more fps?

What PC do you recommend me?

[eternal rock]

homo sapiens only or also neanderthals

[strange trellis]

every single one

especially homo erectus

[flint patio]

Is there any way to remove the halloween decor?

Cause I don't really like it

[tame talon]

pc?

[eager wadi]

Wait until november

[flint patio]

I just don't want halloween decor

[solemn flame]

Go to Hcz there’s like no pumpkins there

[tame talon]

it is server side no?

[solemn flame]

It is

I believe

[iron yoke]

Who can make me an admin on their server? Please do it for me, I beg you.

[tame talon]

admin abuse 2.0

[somber raptor]

no one

[somber raptor]

on the server yeah, just for you no

[rancid dome]

@somber raptor NaVi just made a comeback lol
from 0-7 to 16-14

Decider map coming right up

[somber raptor]

damn

where this?

[rancid dome]

On the ESL CS channel

IEM Rio

[somber raptor]

oh

well we already knew NaVi was one of the best teams in the world

[rancid dome]

They got rolled on their own map pick 💀

[somber raptor]

damn

[rancid dome]

I got a feeling they might win the decider (Mirage) though

They're one of the best teams on that map

[somber raptor]

btw

did you know on blast.tv's website there are CS minigames

[rancid dome]

If I get a reward I will play it :)

I didn't know about the website btw xD

[fallow kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1283423642579107905/1294712230025236480/IMG_1138.png?ex=670c023a&is=670ab0ba&hm=a1db24dda4069f55b8b3a5e18a3e4fa52edcc9017be2b09ef528b29e0a82bb88&

[somber raptor]

there is:

• Counter-Strikle: you have to guess the CS Pro
• CS Guesser: GeoGuessr but with CS2 maps
• Higher-Lower: Predict if the next skin's value is higher or lower
• CS Quiz: Quiz about CS

[rancid dome]

:O

I must PLAY

especially the CS Guesser

[fallow kite]

That pfp look badass

[somber raptor]

yeah CS Guesser is fire

[fallow kite]

Is it still Halloween?

[rancid dome]

Nah, defrost's already finished

[fallow kite]

Ok

My original name now

[rancid dome]

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-cro-crow-team-crow-hello-animal-gif-7086727397455856012

[half heath]

dog

[tough tapir]

dog

[half heath]

mist or beast

[rancid dome]

@somber raptor decider's starting in 20 seconds if you wanna tune in 👀

[somber raptor]

Nah

I'll only care about the major

[rancid dome]

lol fair

[somber raptor]

It's like football: only care about the world cup

[rancid dome]

I get what you mean, dw

[somber raptor]

Next major is this December in Shanghai

After that one there is one in June 2025 in Austin (which i'd like to go to)

[somber raptor]

The Shanghai one i'll watch at home since no way i'm going to China

At least if i go to Texas i'll actually understand what people say + no CCP

[rancid dome]

[somber raptor]

Btw this is how i discovered the minigames on BLAST.tv's website since i was doing research about the Austin major

[rancid dome]

oh yeah who's hosting the Shanghai and Austin major btw?

[somber raptor]

Austin major's hosted by BLAST.tv (that's why i was on their website)

[rancid dome]

So blast's hosting a major 👀

interesting

[somber raptor]

Shanghai's major is being hosted by Perfect World

[rancid dome]