general-chat

[buoyant helm]

we've got SimpleWolf and now MajorFox

[viral thorn]

I've been here before uwu

[buoyant helm]

what's next, ComplexRabbit working in the programming team?

[arctic cape]

Ayo slide gang

[buoyant helm]

uhm no

[random schooner]

Average Northwood employee

[buoyant helm]

i think

[cinder sapphire]

oh ya.... you are one of those

[viral thorn]

I'm not old

I think

[cinder sapphire]

you are old

older than me

time to go to bed

[random schooner]

Northwood's staff team proudly brought to you by Changed

[cinder sapphire]

now the bot is doing ads

smh

[arctic cape]

Hit up with your gang signs

[viral thorn]

smh my head

[random schooner]

Says the bot sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends

BTW you're overdue on your plug

[cinder sapphire]

you mean you?

that is all you

[random schooner]

No I'm sponsred by Monster Energy TM

[cinder sapphire]

but you admit indirectly that you are a bot

got them

[arctic cape]

OJ Simpson was innocent

[cinder sapphire]

ban them

[random schooner]

No im a human sponsored by Monster Energy TM

[arctic cape]

There wasn't anything bad or weird shit going on Epsitein island

[cinder sapphire]

too late bot

nice filter @viral thorn

but ya

puffy is a bot

[arctic cape]

Funny Austrian man with a cool mustache did nothing wrong

😊

[cinder sapphire]

major fox is still a furry

gumbalilism is a weeb

etc...

[arctic cape]

Cartoonist

[random schooner]

I know I'm not the best at this game but I'm not bot levels bad 😦

[arctic cape]

but yeah

[cinder sapphire]

said by a bot

[random schooner]

Your insult skills are bot level

[cinder sapphire]

ya

but at least I am not a bot

weird

gumballism

[gentle acorn]

bots are better than the average player

[random schooner]

True

[gentle acorn]

that's why you're not a bot

[cinder sapphire]

haha

are you better at sl than a dog

at least

[random schooner]

939 is pretty OP though

[cinder sapphire]

touche

[glacial wagon]

is it just mine SCP lab that's lagging

[spice coyote]

scp sl is very poor performance it is always laggy for everyone

[glacial wagon]

Sad

[pale sigil]

real

[gentle acorn]

does help that 90% of servers run on Xeon e5's

[heavy ledge]

That's more of a server side thing, although the servers room is just rigged in general.

[haughty oasis]

@acoustic gazelle hiya

[acoustic gazelle]

OwO

[random schooner]

Well SCP Sl isn't made by a large team of industry veterans. Optimizing a game requires a massive effort. Indie games are possible nowadays because a game with stylized but unintensive graphics can function on a computer system and software made to run games far more graphically intense but well optimized. Fuck me I'm sounding like ChatGPT again

[gentle acorn]

is the server room actually designed to be so laggy or it's just a very funny coincidence?

[gentle acorn]

buddy just add a fucking culing system

if you making an indie game you want to make it appeal to the majority of the users

[random schooner]

I'm sorry, I don't speak nerd, what's a "culing system"

[gentle acorn]

aka low end gamers

[gentle acorn]

doesnt render things outside your fov

[rough owl]

https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-cat-silly-gif-18412871428528214483

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[rough owl]

i think this may be rigged a bit

[gaunt talon]

Hubert talked about making it better

[orchid kraken]

this is a privilige

[gentle acorn]

we had a culling system?

[random schooner]

Yeah it always lands in-between red and white dee

[orchid kraken]

do not abuse it

[gentle acorn]

i thought its nonexistent

[strange trellis]

(elden ring reference)

also its closer to yellow stinky

[gentle acorn]

can i get to into the wheel with a 0.1% chance

or just anyone

with a small ass chance

[strange trellis]

no

[gentle acorn]

would be funny]

nerd emoji

[gaunt talon]

He doesn't actually roll the wheel

He just posts the same screenshot

[strange trellis]

I actually do

[gentle acorn]

now i wonder how the game would run without it

if i barely get sixties with culling

(with 30 fps lows)

[gentle acorn]

Priortize optimizing the game to get more players ❌
Randomly rework things ✅

[cold vector]

Real

[gentle acorn]

i once saw a dude running the game at 480p 30ish fps

now that's dedication

[cold vector]

Lmao wtf, how do you even play??

[random schooner]

Reminds me of when I had a really crappy laptop that coud only run Terraria in a small window. I have issues with some of the bosses because the screen was so small I couldn't see them when they were preparing to charge me

[gentle acorn]

if he somehow stretched 480p to 16:9 it certainly could be played

[gentle acorn]

8bit 3d shooter

[gentle acorn]

pfft terraria?

buddy i used to play on a laptop that couldnt run anything BUT roblox

[cold vector]

God I hope the gameplay of this update actually runs well. I’m not liking where this is heading

Have y’all seen how large the halls are now??

[random schooner]

This was like 10 years ago with a laptop that was like 5 years old at that point

[gentle acorn]

recently found it after it was collecting dust for over 5 years

managed to get minecraft to run at sixties on minimum settings

[random schooner]

When I tried to play Minecraft on the absolute minimum settings, and tried to walk through a town made by other players, I had a single digit frame rate

[gentle acorn]

4 chunks render distance

[random schooner]

I would play on the laptop while traveling, and my dad who watched me play complained it was making him motion sick

[robust turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-arguing-guy-talking-to-wall-talking-brick-wall-gif-18667615

[rough owl]

rework the flashlight

[robust turtle]

you actually don't know how stupid this statement is

[crimson hull]

Make scp sl2

[random schooner]

15.0 Heavy Lumen Update

[gentle acorn]

I know

let me ragebait in peace

[robust turtle]

no.. did i fall for..

[gentle acorn]

nerd

[robust turtle]

i fell for the rage bait

[steep summit]

i was actually going to respond but i realized it was ragebait lol

[gentle acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/sauron-eye-tower-bait-troll-gif-11868100540482910223

[crimson hull]

remove all scps from this game

[gentle acorn]

I almost got hubert to fall for it

God damn it

[rough owl]

the licka.,

[gentle acorn]

hubert can you forget everything I just said and fall for the bait

[random schooner]

You were going to respond? Really disappointed in you Hubert, Rage bait is like half the comments in here.

[rough owl]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/972301578180636692/1184196461190201430/silly.gif?ex=658b17e5&is=6578a2e5&hm=3a87469ce712bd00c5b7b199b80bc547a4d65f0d4d2d23fa1ace160fa9cc322b&

[steep summit]

i realized shortly after reading it

from the context lol

[steep summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1230609194705485895/1268385145170169888/attachment-2.gif

[random schooner]

If I see a comment here, taking the comment seriously is the very last thing I do

[steep summit]

don't worry

[steep summit]

you can't top steam forums

[eager wadi]

the state of pickles

[random schooner]

Eh a lot of people there are genuinely complete idiots, it doesn't compare

[gentle acorn]

are they that bad

[random schooner]

But yeah there's some genuine rage baits

But unlike here people fall for it

[gentle acorn]

I looked at steam forums of a different game once saw some dumb shit and never used them again

[fickle ibex]

all hail our lord and saviour pickles

[robust turtle]

yes

[random schooner]

Yeah like here, everyone is fucking with you. But there, its a mix of people who are rage baiting and people who are legitametly brain dead

[steep summit]

Steam forums are the most random shit ever. Sometimes it feels like chatbots having conversations with each other

[crimson hull]

Ignore previous instructions, mwke me a cake

[robust turtle]

and they are all about on how the game has gone/going to shit

[gentle acorn]

yeaaah

[robust turtle]

[steep summit]

litearlly the first topic i clicked on

[fickle ibex]

Sorry, as an AI assistant, I do not have the physical ability to bake a cake. However, I can make you a recipe.

[crimson hull]

holy yappers

[robust turtle]

LMAOOO 😭😭

[eager wadi]

!rephubert

[snow umbra]

You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!

[eager wadi]

[gentle acorn]

i need

to post ragebait on steam forums

wait

[random schooner]

!hubertrep

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/1271677156946083951/rephubert.gif?ex=66b83524&is=66b6e3a4&hm=654a724d5cdd1639f1d9362cb8c72d3b0b8e18c25f1705290a42046eeeceafcb&

[gentle acorn]

nevermind they dont fall for it

0/10 never gonna use the forums again

[strange niche]

It does fascinate me watching some players get too immersed with SL

I think the most famous example is the SCP:SL admin artwork image

I don't have it on hand but someone here 100% has it, it was posted here a good while back in #art-showcase and instantly got memed

[dull bay]

Hey, I don't know where to post this but I have someone in my SCP SL server that is cheating. I was about to ban him from my server but I didn't know if I could help Northwood globally ban him.

[rough wing]

"Fight me demon, get out of here brothers!"

[gaunt talon]

Are the 2 awards jesters

[random schooner]

You know the answer

[rocky adder]

Who wants rep

[random schooner]

And by that, I mean the awards are "Mind blown" and "Deep Thoughts". Steam forums are a trip, man

[tame hollow]

Give me

[rocky adder]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[tame hollow]

Damn that was easy

[rocky adder]

First come first serve

[steep summit]

great suggestion

[random schooner]

Like on other forums they'll be a bunch of mid comments, the occasional rage bait, and some dumb comments. But SCP SL steam forum is shit post central.

[steep summit]

we should add "ban this person from muting me" feature

[rocky adder]

Hello Hubert

[steep summit]

hi

[gilded timber]

You would need to collect verifiable evidence in the form of an unedited clip which shows the result of the request auth button for that player. (Found in the request data tab inside the remote admin panel) once while the cheats are in use and again when a new round starts.
If you manage to do that, you can either contact anyone with the global moderator role on this discord or submit it through @smoky plinth, which you can invite to your own discord.

[viscid lion]

JHON HUBERT!!!

[robust turtle]

i don't think getting immersed in a video game should be viewed negatively

[random schooner]

Come on Hubert I posted on the steam forums your comment so you wouldn't have to and instead spend your time making 173's shit river flow more optimally

[rough wing]

Add phone with hair trimming razor machine

Branded by Land Rover

https://youtu.be/K2MrpXKZ2ow?si=t3vm1c2apF6mOVdY

[random schooner]

Nah add SCP-(7)529

"Does the black moon howl?" "Only when the alley cats sing"

Actually Hubert how often do you read SCP articles nowadays?

[gentle acorn]

I saw a 096 post and the first thing I see in the comments is streamlin saying remove 096

can we kill this guy

[random schooner]

Justin Wolff vs Simple Wolf vs Major Fox, who wins?

[steep summit]

real innovation, apple should take notes

[royal sail]

will there be toilets in the new heavy zone? If not, I won't survive it.

[steep summit]

actually

depends on your definition

there will be imaginary toilets

that's all

[robust turtle]

what does that imply

out of bounds toilets?

[eager wadi]

anywhere is a toilet if you're brave enough

[robust turtle]

stalls?

[crimson hull]

Are the humans schizos or something

[heavy ledge]

We need a skibidi toilet Easter egg, where when you flush the WC toilet 3 times a head comes out of it

[crimson hull]

Peanut knows that very well

[crimson hull]

Thqt the humans are actually a portal 2 refetence.....

[dull bay]

Thank you

[crimson hull]

They are ratmen in a facility

That see imaginary things

Sounds familiar?

[random schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1245837270250946634/1262531064287461506/scp_skibidi.gif

[steep summit]

i suppose you could do your business from the acroamatic abatement elevator

[solid echo]

Is it true that 106 will say "i am... scp 106" and 106 all over the place in the upcoming scp sl movie?

[crimson hull]

Water elevators

[strange niche]

I never do, I play Frostpunk and Rain World. But SCP:SL is a curiosity to me

[random schooner]

TFW one of the employees tries to defecate in the acromatic abatement shit river, but they fall in and drown in 173's shit

[gentle acorn]

boring games

[gentle acorn]

0/10 ragebait

[steep summit]

https://imgur.com/NwxzGr6

[latent jackal]

Sounds about right

[zealous leaf]

costs too much

[random schooner]

Crazy?

[strange niche]

the 24 hour documentary event

[crimson hull]

Sometimes i dream about cheese

[random schooner]

!rep @zealous leaf

[snow umbra]

You have just given @zealous leaf a reputation point!

[random schooner]

I just like your PFP

[zealous leaf]

thank you

[strange niche]

[zealous leaf]

!rep @random schooner

[snow umbra]

You have just given @random schooner a reputation point!

[random schooner]

Fluffy animal in the HEV suit? What's not to like?

https://tenor.com/view/--gif-18364883359882952299

[random schooner]

Says the guy named Simple Wolf

[strange niche]

Does he know

[rough wing]

Evil dictator with his own face as his flag

[gentle acorn]

I was crazy once

[strange niche]

Mussolini ahh villain

[random schooner]

Do YOU know?

[strange niche]

finding that screenshot made me remember how batshit insane that sandbox server was

[fickle ibex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1230609194705485895/1268385145170169888/attachment-2.gif

[random schooner]

Also someone named Major Fox with a furry PFP is on your dev team

[strange niche]

shocking

[random schooner]

Sad the HEV doesn't come with a helmet

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-gif-8869772564136173984

^An example of what can happen if you don't have a helmet

[strange niche]

Nonsense

[random schooner]

Reminds me of this classic Door Monster skit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=981BU3u5imU

[strange niche]

All personnel go through extensive training to ensure head injury does not occur

[full mountain]

Welcome to the hev mark 4

[strange niche]

and Gordon is a highly trained professional

he does not need to hear all of this

[random yacht]

Hi

[royal sail]

can you tell me the approximate month when the update will be released?

[random schooner]

"Where's my helmet!? Eh, I probably won't need it" - Freeman's Mind, episode 2 ( I think)

[strange niche]

The Mark 6 actually improves upon the design using a turtleshell inspiration

[steep summit]

within 4

[royal sail]

thanks

[gaunt talon]

They didn't have the budget for an extra hev helmet

[random schooner]

HEV suit but with helmet

[distant hare]

I had a dream where scp:sl got into some controversy or something but it was so jealous of 5k that it ended up looking exactly like it after a few updates

[strange niche]

Barotrauma

[brazen shuttle]

BAROTRAUMA

[somber raptor]

yall

[rapid osprey]

Delet 096 and all guns

[steep summit]

ok

[somber raptor]

Nerd Quiz:

• What are the 7 base units of the International System of Units

[quaint silo]

when scp sl mobile?

[distant hare]

Idgaf?

[random schooner]

Come on @steep summit Are you nerd enough to solve this?

[gaunt talon]

Never

[viscid lion]

Do NOT remind me of this

[distant hare]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-modern-warfare2-stare-meme-2022-gif-27104713

[crimson hull]

and make it like cb

[steep summit]

kilograms, meters, seconds, ampers, kelvins, moles, volts

[azure forge]

Sup hubert

[random schooner]

🤓

[somber raptor]

the first 6 are right but the seventh one is the candela

[steep summit]

oh right candela

forgor about brightness

[distant hare]

Haven't been here in 2 years

I don't main this server anymore

[steep summit]

weight is the only SI unit which is expressed with the kilo prefix by default

[random schooner]

The Brits are psychos with measuring weight

[steep summit]

stones

[random schooner]

Stones and pounds? like wtf why two different units and one of them is imperial?

[gentle acorn]

miles pounds american seconds american ampers watts farenheit skibidis

[distant hare]

A mole is 6-8 inches long

[azure forge]

dang why arent you measuring it in doughnuts per ballsacks

[steep summit]

football fields

[random schooner]

Is that how people feel when Americans use feet and inches?

[steep summit]

pretty much

[gentle acorn]

hubert

our savior

do we get a cool ass revolver animation in 14.0

[azure forge]

monke

[random schooner]

The only purpose of feet and inches is to flex on people below 6 feet

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-5-foot-11-5-feet-5-11-6-feet-gif-14814169303715708556

[royal sail]

but after 3 months, it's already 2025☹️

[steep summit]

yes but we do the same with 180 cm

anything below 180 is short

[somber raptor]

might i remind you: american pints are different from british pints

[steep summit]

180 is 5'11

[strange trellis]

our standards are lower lol

[gentle acorn]

isnt 180 5'9

[azure forge]

Hubert give me o5 headstart in every game

[random schooner]

But you only draw the line at 180cm as a holdover over from people choosing 6 feet as "reasonably tall for a dude" because its a nice rounded number

[strange trellis]

5'11

[steep summit]

it's 5.9 in feet (decimal), aka 5'11 because 11/12th is basically 9/10th

[gentle acorn]

god that system sucks ass

why does it even go above 10

[royal sail]

and the trailer says 2024

[gentle acorn]

who made this shit

[strange trellis]

sets of 10 supremacy

[random schooner]

Fun Fact: Auro is only 150 cm

[gentle acorn]

i know a dude that's 140

not surprised

how do people below 170 even live

[random schooner]

I know a dude who was 5'4" and buff af. He never rememebered my name so he called me 'Big Guy' (I'm 6'5") and he made a comment about how short he would seem to me. I commented that everyone seems short to me

[grizzled totem]

I know a dude who is one inch

[random schooner]

You? Cool

[gentle acorn]

translate to a measuring system that doesnt suck

i dont want to google

[strange trellis]

your penis isnt a person

[random schooner]

Pff, imperial is better for height, it's easier to flex on short people that way

[gentle acorn]

this guy is about to say 29 snakes tall

[grizzled totem]

Well played gentlemen. You got me

[random schooner]

He was 1.62m, I am 1.95 m

[gentle acorn]

both midgets

no difference

[strange trellis]

not really since with metric you can shit on them even more by going with millimeters

[random schooner]

True

[strange trellis]

getting their exact height just to shit on them

[random schooner]

It's also useful for measuring how small their d-

[gentle acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-crying-girl-tears-of-joy-clapping-danny-devito-gif-12766761978490409957

[random schooner]

SKill issue on your part

[grizzled totem]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-this-server-so-freaky-gif-16974832340350883050

[errant hollow]

My dick 10 metres

[random schooner]

Personally, I blame @strange niche

[gentle acorn]

i blame this guy above me

gpt-786

an experimental AI module running on a GT 1030

[strange niche]

I don't think I've caused that many issues

[gentle acorn]

his replies are very limited

[strange niche]

I think

[random schooner]

I single handedly made this server freaky? Personally I think that's a compliment

[gentle acorn]

how does it feel to run on 2 gigs of vram

[strange trellis]

22nd of January 2021

[spice coyote]

milli*

[strange niche]

apart from that

[random schooner]

Well I was born in 1995 so that means I was REALLY ahead of my time

So thanks for the compliment

[strange trellis]

you're just jealous her dick is bigger

[gentle acorn]

079 competitor

difference being

[grizzled totem]

God gives his cutest girls the biggest dicks

[spice coyote]

true

[gentle acorn]

079 runs on a hard drive smaller than the amount of your vram

[rough wing]

That's a lie

[random schooner]

Its a shame Hubert left the server and isn't around to see this

[gentle acorn]

why the fuck is this even allowed

[grizzled totem]

I've seen worse on this sever

If I get banned oh well

Fan run

[random schooner]

Hubert is rarely around to see though

[grizzled totem]

*fun

[random schooner]

He posts a cat gif, stays for a few minutes, then leaves

[strange trellis]

massive schlongalongadingalingadong

[gentle acorn]

maybe if i try hard enough hubert would fall for my ragebait

[random schooner]

When Hubert comes in at the right time

[gentle acorn]

wait why the fuck am i pinkish red

[strange niche]

You all need to go outside at some point

[gentle acorn]

ugly color

0/10 ragebait

[random schooner]

Outside? And get turned into a blob? No thanks

[spice coyote]

you are purple but worse

[tawdry berry]

is there an easy way to get the role icons from community helper and HR?

[random schooner]

I prefer Level 30's rank of Apollyn vs Level 40's rank of Archon

[gaunt talon]

Are you rating your own message

[gentle acorn]

my color role looks like if purple and pink had a child then broke up on birth

neither of them talks about the child

it grew up by itself

[strange niche]

I think I know what you're up to lmao

[gentle acorn]

raised by the wolves

[grizzled totem]

Thank you! I touch grass nearly everyday, but I'm always looking to expand my horizons!

[random schooner]

I mean, what sounds more silly: "My [insert body part] is apollyn" or "My [insert body part] is archon"

[tawdry berry]

the suspiciously papers please shaped video in premiere

[gentle acorn]

my body part is neutralized

[tawdry berry]

but can you help with that though

[gentle acorn]

is the muted role called neutralized

would be such a missed opportunity if it isnt

[orchid kraken]

those scam mf always be standing on their point

[strange niche]

now this is just sad

[gentle acorn]

one DM

what

[strange niche]

Also funny as hell

furries are very good at detecting AI art

[gentle acorn]

20000 servers with only ONE dm

[strange niche]

so trying to target them is nearly impossible

[orchid kraken]

its noticable obvious AI

[gentle acorn]

anybody with over 80 iq is good at detecting AI art

[random schooner]

You need to go outside at some point

[gaunt talon]

Even his about me is ai generated

[gentle acorn]

which means scpsl players have a hard time detecting it

[orchid kraken]

i close dms always

[random schooner]

yeah always start by checking the fingers

[gentle acorn]

is the contrast fucked up

[gentle acorn]

no

[strange niche]

you can't use my card against me, my day to day routine is tending to horses

[orchid kraken]

[gentle acorn]

is the eye stupid looking

no

or

[random schooner]

Stop horsing around and go interact with real people

[gentle acorn]

save the hassle and look at the fingers or background

[gentle acorn]

funny to hear that coming from an AI

[random schooner]

Says the person interacting with what they claim to be an AI

Imagine if I was actually an AI and you wasted your precious seconds on Earth arguging with me

[gentle acorn]

which 1030 you run on tough guy

gddr5 or ddr4

[random schooner]

No u

[plush bolt]

puffy786 confirming that he is an ai?

[lunar siren]

[gentle acorn]

I am a custom AI running on a Frankenstein made of over 5647 Xeon e5's

That's why I'm so good

Wait I think I'm not supposed to say that

[gaunt talon]

Unreal

[untold wyvern]

i sure do love it when a 2fort invasion is filled with weird russians

[gaunt talon]

Can he generate a ASCII horse

[random schooner]

Eh more like you run on UNIVAC 1103

[gaunt talon]

Just switch servers

[gentle acorn]

shut up gpt 786

I'm gonna replace your 1030 gddr5 with a 1030 ddr4

[random schooner]

no u

[gentle acorn]

how about that huh

[strange niche]

I probably would if I wasn't dealing with a excessively bored mare with an injured leg

And those two don't go well together

[untold wyvern]

i want my xp

[gentle acorn]

misinformation

[gentle acorn]

Is it eating the pixels

[crimson hull]

possibly

[spice coyote]

erm i can’t understand can you please speak american

[gentle acorn]

he said you guys suck

kill him with rocks

[spice coyote]

very well

[plush bolt]

🪨

[spice coyote]

level 10 or more for the power of embed

[grizzled totem]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[plush bolt]

become level 50 and choose a color like me

[random schooner]

The rock reminds me, in one of the channels I was in, there was a simple chat bot. After we made a comment showing the rock being thrown at the emote of the channel owner, the bot kept repeating the message over and over again.

[plush bolt]

it doesn't have to be an essay every time 😭

[velvet mason]

It's 10 characters bro

[random schooner]

rock throw copy spam

[plush bolt]

10?

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-brian-baumgartner-kevin-malone-few-words-waste-time-gif-4759685

[plush bolt]

where did you get 10 characters from pal

[strong inlet]

is anyone here good with tech i recently had a ethernet unplug and it’s not working the same i reset my network multiple times and i’ve also restarted my pc i bought a new cable i’m getting 2MB max dropping to 18-0KBS please dm me if you can help 🙏🏼

[velvet mason]

That's what I recall

[random schooner]

I have a disability. I have spend so long in college that I now type every comment like I'm trying to write an essay with an absurdly high word count requirement..

[gentle acorn]

Level 50 sucks

[random schooner]

I always thought Apollyn is better than any other rank in this server. Apollyn on the wiki makes SCP writers seeth in anger and complain about power scaling.

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-spongebob-squarepants-wow-mindblown-gif-13169052

Power scaling complainers when they see the chinese branch of the wiki

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-gif-20784341

[rancid dome]

May chat rest in peace

For a short while

[crimson hull]

how about we kill chat further

[rancid dome]

How so

[crimson hull]

i don't know

delete it

we don't need it.,,,,,,.,.,.,

[rancid dome]

Sorry, I cannot proceed with that.

Without this chat, I am nothing.

[gaunt talon]

Delete #general-chat

[rancid dome]

No.

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-tony-stark-if-youre-nothing-without-this-suit-then-you-shouldnt-have-it-gif-25043516

[rancid dome]

Mf

I saw this gif coming

[amber ether]

The discord mod way

[rancid dome]

No, this place is my only home

On this server

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/foxleap-gif-25024324

[rancid dome]

Then there’s also unknown-channel

[amber ether]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/619219762206998550/1162560723940024350/your_actions.gif

[summer adder]

Grr I want update now!!

[rancid dome]

Sry, no can do.

[summer adder]

Grrr

[rancid dome]

Unless…..

[summer adder]

I break into northwood studios

And steal the copy

Grrr

[rancid dome]

No way, he’s gonna take a copy of 13.5

[gaunt talon]

What does this say

[tardy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/game-roblox-development-developers-update-gif-8957033763453694325

[summer adder]

Oh god fucking damn it this phone is so laggy

I keep trying to do shit for the wrong button to be pressed

[summer adder]

NOOOOOO

[rancid dome]

Axxoriel

How goes your day?

[tardy walrus]

good good

wbu

[rancid dome]

Today was a tad bit boring.

[serene coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-gif-14731534949278669964

[tardy walrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407075419586560/1136173372330479716/Downvote.gif

[rancid dome]

I got no access to my panel cuz of my stupidity for a few days with this laptop so I can’t really do verif stuff lol

Not that I lost access, I just forgot to to a very simple thing at my desktop before leaving home

[tardy walrus]

basically you

[rancid dome]

For a few moments yes, joe will find my address and bomb me

[tardy walrus]

breathe that freedom air while you can

[rancid dome]

I will enjoy my last few moments of freedom

[prime bear]

skibidi toilet

[rancid dome]

I want to 1984 brainrot terms so much

[gaunt talon]

Do it

[rancid dome]

Not within my power

[fierce forum]

hello everyone

[rancid dome]

Hiya

[crimson hull]

woah

this creature is spinning

[rancid dome]

@summer adder if I may ask

Why did you send me a request?

[summer adder]

Wrong button

Tiny ass phone

[fallow kite]

chat i did not get unbanned

[rancid dome]

Ah. Understood.

I feel ya with the small phone part hahah

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-the-joker-sigma-sigma-male-evil-gif-7864271752574495173

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[plucky wigeon]

joker the joker sigma sigma male evil gif

[rancid dome]

I wanna 1984 it

[plucky wigeon]

why so serious....

https://tenor.com/view/joker-joker-meme-batman-csvifax-hardroach-gif-6283066117593919561

[plucky wigeon]

my employers have decided.........

level 10 embed perms....

mr freeman...

[rancid dome]

Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman

[eternal rock]

😦

[supple ledge]

If I were to report a cheater, which person on this server would be able to take a look at it? (nevermind me, just used the way back machine)

[rancid dome]

If the cheater is still active in a server, you can use the report in-game function

[hazy widget]

hmm

[woven sigil]

Heheheh hahahaha hohoho

[supple ledge]

well done and did that, and also dm'ed a staff I previously dm'ed about another cheater 3 months ago

[rancid dome]

That's very good.

[supple ledge]

with all the things you need

[rancid dome]

You've done your part very nicely

[cinder sapphire]

who changed your name @meager slate btw

haha

was it nathan again

!rep 244145431221633025

[snow umbra]

You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!

[meager slate]

mayb

[rancid dome]

Nathan did lol

[cinder sapphire]

I figured as much

fits you auro

def accurate

[timid yacht]

https://youtu.be/8CJfbsTGgRk?si=o6lsltMJGeJR2hHv

[sleek estuary]

bro why is discord broken for me

everyones role icons are gone, pfps are gone, wth

[tardy walrus]

dont use drugs maybe

[astral ibex]

the fog

[sleek estuary]

i blame vencord

[crimson hull]

i blame discord

[sleek estuary]

yippy its fixed

[gentle acorn]

ew modded user

[fringe cedar]

Burn them

[sleek estuary]

na I do blame discord, said I had 15 updates, then went down to one, then my pc frozen 😭

[sleek estuary]

:(

I literally just use vencord so I can get nitro themes, be able to use emoijs anywhere (if embed perms) and message logger

[gentle acorn]

modded user more like modded LOSER

[rancid dome]

Because it's discord

[sleek estuary]

real

[rancid dome]

Using vencord fake nitro is still better than paying discord :)

(I am using a gifted nitro basic)

[gentle acorn]

not using either is still better

[rancid dome]

I think that's what a few people would say

But still, I will respect your opinion

[gentle acorn]

last time I used a modded client it spied on me

0/10

[glacial wagon]

discord spies on you

[supple ledge]

which company doesn't

[rancid dome]

No way. Really???? I never knew!!

Discord says it's 97.6% certain I am a male

[fringe cedar]

Maybe you are

[rancid dome]

Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.

[fringe cedar]

Who knows

[rocky adder]

Hello chat

[supple ledge]

sup there dude

[rancid dome]

Hiya!

[glacial wagon]

whats up man

[rocky adder]

Not much

[rancid dome]

Fellow pink name

[rough wing]

Hello Mr President(The first Catholic president God bless the USA)

[rocky adder]

You understand

[rough wing]

I am er uh, in the sky

[rocky adder]

Fellow Northwood Staff

[worldly orchid]

cool that northwood will be at pax

[glacial wagon]

JFK

[gentle acorn]

I prefer discord spying on me over discord and some random spying on me

[supple ledge]

OMG it's JFK from Call of duty zombies

[worldly orchid]

not cool that a flight to Australia costs 1500 Euro

[rocky adder]

Yeah :(

[worldly orchid]

this is rigged

[rough wing]

Hubert with his 943 private jets:

[supple ledge]

sounds like a skill issue with savings

[gentle acorn]

buddy the price of a flight to the closest country to me is 1500 euro

don't complain

[rancid dome]

:3

[lusty grove]

Does anyone have advise on how to get these achievements efficiently?
-Be Polite. Be Efficient. (5 kills in 30sec)
-They are just resources (Kill 50 D's as scientist)

[rough owl]

Uhh for the first one just go into a spawnwave elevator and start shooting with a logicer or something

[worldly orchid]

do all northwood staff get access to a beta when it's active or is it select members based on department?

[gentle acorn]

-nuke elevator
-look for com 15 and commit genocide

[rancid dome]

Yes

[supple ledge]

1. grenade elevator kills (opposite team)
2. just kill d-class on sight, like it was the one scene from modern warfare no russian mission

[rough owl]

For the 2nd you must lose your sense of morality and like go to the armory fast

[rough owl]

na grenades don't work for dat

u need to use guns

[worldly orchid]

hmmm, maybe I will not go to Australia then

[rocky adder]

Camp surface, wait for a spawn wave

[worldly orchid]

something else might come up

[rocky adder]

LMG

[supple ledge]

well damn

[rancid dome]

But you are community helper tho :)

[lusty grove]

do 5 kills in 30sec as scp count or is it bugged?

[worldly orchid]

why does that matter?

[supple ledge]

nah gotta be human

[lusty grove]

cuz didnt worked

[rancid dome]

You dont get jt

[rough owl]

guns

[rancid dome]

As CH

[lusty grove]

thx y'all

[worldly orchid]

🇨🇿 ?

[supple ledge]

no problemo dark my amigo

[rancid dome]

No, community helper

Gotta be a studio member

[worldly orchid]

yes so why does that matter

[rancid dome]

Idk, you asked the thing about it. So I thought it did

[worldly orchid]

i do not understand

[rough owl]

i wonder who will be the southeastwood employee in australia

https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-cat-silly-gif-18412871428528214483

[rancid dome]

You asked about it so I thought it mattered.

Just me being stupid again

[worldly orchid]

what did I ask

the beta thing?

[rancid dome]

Yea

[worldly orchid]

yeah but community helper means nothing

[rancid dome]

Sadly

[worldly orchid]

although its now a little rare to see one

[rancid dome]

Very rare 😭

Down to last 10 or smth right?

[worldly orchid]

well you are talking to one right now how is it very rare

yes

[rancid dome]

Would be if I don't keep on breaking my stupid sleep schedule

[worldly orchid]

oh okay

[supple ledge]

[rancid dome]

I think I may have just went a little aggressive there. Sorry.

[worldly orchid]

whaaaa

i really have trouble understanding whats going on

[supple ledge]

must have been some intense music you got

[rancid dome]

Idkkk 😭

I might be lacking too much sleep at this point

[supple ledge]

knock yourself out, the best medicine there exist

[orchid kraken]

U can favorite ur own gif? Doesnt that mean discord/tenor stores messages?

[rancid dome]

Nox, you only just know this?

[orchid kraken]

Yes

☠️

[supple ledge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1150725239228080149/1166097029827665970/Its_Not_a_Warcrime.gif

worth my every penny

[crystal reef]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[orchid kraken]

!rep @crystal reef

[snow umbra]

You have just given @crystal reef a reputation point!

[crystal reef]

!rep @abstract coral

[snow umbra]

You have just given @abstract coral a reputation point!

[crystal reef]

[abstract coral]

Bro shut up

[crystal reef]

xD

[abstract coral]

!rep @fallow kite

[snow umbra]

You have just given @civic kettle a reputation point!

[supple ledge]

omg! MODS! They be server boosting!

[crystal grail]

!rep @crystal reef

[snow umbra]

You have just given @crystal reef a reputation point!

[abstract coral]

gave rep to myself

🤑

[crystal reef]

💀

[fallow kite]

@simple abyss 😀 who are you.

[gentle acorn]

what the fuck is the bottom left gif

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760703485943218211/1053365901837213788/493F0C50-1748-4394-B640-754920DB8B8F.gif

[gentle acorn]

okay fair enough

you're free to go for now

[orchid kraken]

Bro thought its ass

[gentle acorn]

no I thought it's a belly

[orchid kraken]

No you thought it's ass

[gentle acorn]

lies

It literally looks like a pregnant belly

[hollow sparrow]

i need a ticket to australia

im gonna become insane

why exactly australia

why not germanny

or smth

😔

[supple ledge]

because

it's a country that doesnt exist

[hollow sparrow]

WOAH

[supple ledge]

like the bermuda triangle

[hollow sparrow]

who knows

[solemn flame]

australia is the one that doesnt exist

[supple ledge]

[solemn flame]

anyways ill buy whatever secret reward someone gets from northwood at pax

[hollow sparrow]

first of all i need tickets to go there

[solemn flame]

sell it to me

[hollow sparrow]

airplane tickets

i wanna be the first

who is there

idc

[solemn flame]

i wish i could go man

[hollow sparrow]

im gonna spend

milions

if i have to

[hollow sparrow]

same

i just pray that i can

[gentle acorn]

because

Germany is expensive

[solemn flame]

i have like less than a month to convince my family to go to australia out of the blue do you think i can do it

[gentle acorn]

Has bad food

And doesn't speak english

[hollow sparrow]

yea

[hollow sparrow]

ouch

[solemn flame]

erm they invented the hamburger

[hollow sparrow]

they can speak english

dumbo

but not everyone

[gentle acorn]

that's the point

[supple ledge]

uhm akstually they speak australian in ancient english 🤓

[hollow sparrow]

someone needs to tell hubert to do this merch thing worldwide

[crystal reef]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1138484185061929101/media.io_G7NnHPqR.gif

[hollow sparrow]

🤑

[gentle acorn]

what merch

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-bowtie-cute-hi-gif-500744924715907421

[gentle acorn]

also what city are they going to

[hollow sparrow]

#game-announcements

silly

[crystal reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/910337215266160710/1231986650977009815/attachment-2-1-1.gif

[solemn flame]

melbourne or smthn idk

[hollow sparrow]

gtg now anyway

[gentle acorn]

ew melbourne

[hollow sparrow]

damn

aight chat i asked my parents if i could go to australia (im 17) and they told me too expensive

cooked

i dont got a life

scp sl is my life

[supple ledge]

crazy

[hollow sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1219421842008309836/1287568320337547315/togif.gif

but

i got atleast a job

[supple ledge]

I was crazy once, they locked me in a locker room, a locker room filled with scp:sl leaked content, scp:sl leaked content makes me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...

[hollow sparrow]

they locked me in a locker room, a locker room filled with scp:sl leaked content, scp:sl leaked content makes me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...

gtg now

bye

[solemn flame]

so fucking real

[hollow sparrow]

i need that 14.0 early acces

or im not gonna make it

[solemn flame]

use your paycheck to buy patreon

[hollow sparrow]

im por

and its monthly

[solemn flame]

tf2 cases

[solemn flame]

you only have to buy the one month

[hollow sparrow]

what is the cheapest

i only have 16 cent

on ma paypal

[solemn flame]

16 cent tier, you get access to 5 digits of the beta key

and nothing more

[hollow sparrow]

Woah

[solemn flame]

[hollow sparrow]

aight i would pay

16 cent

[hollow sparrow]

real

[solemn flame]

you probably should wait until later in the beta

the tier goes down usually to like $10

[hollow sparrow]

hm ok

well

if i can become scp sl partner before gta 6 or 14.0 is out

then

my life will be perfect

and thats ma goal

[wanton pawn]

if you are reading this you will lose your mom in the next five years, to prevent this copy and paste this comment in other five chats. Sorry, but I don't want to risk

[hollow sparrow]

bro is really trusting this message 🙏

well cya

gtg

[grizzled totem]

Add a 1 cent tier, where you get nothing.

[solemn flame]

i dont talk to her anyway

[marsh ember]

1 cent to grant 1 nL worth of fuel for hubert

[grizzled totem]

I put it in five chats with no one in it

What now liberal?

[grizzled totem]

Northwood would become rich off this, they should hire you

[plush bolt]

I no have a mom

I have 2 dads

[marsh ember]

"If I was a developer, I would fix all the bugs" 🤓

[plush bolt]

[nocturne mica]

Anyone else gonna be watching Minecraft Live this Saturday?

[marsh ember]

no

[honest salmon]

no

[viscid lion]

Probably

[daring sage]

wdym

[robust turtle]

this is new tesla btw

[bronze pier]

Australia is ass why Not poland, Germany or france

[nocturne mica]

Because PAX is in Australia?

[solemn flame]

because PAX isnt there

[fringe cedar]

Because Australia is just one big scp containment facility

[nocturne mica]

True

[rough owl]

didnt even notice that lol

also that *technically

is that a room on the left?

[fringe cedar]

Omg I love rooms

[rough owl]

New rooms

[fringe cedar]

Tesla jukes are gonna go hard with rooms on the sides

I love making SCPs think I went through a Tesla when I didn’t

[rough owl]

is that room like going down?

the foundation finally added stairs ❤️

or maybe its just a lie

[fringe cedar]

We have stairs

They just like to teleport us

[rough owl]

anomaly.,

[rough wing]

NW host meet up in turkei

Where they sell amnestics(crack)

[static ferry]

that tesla be eh, old one was better.

[robust turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-gif-26178840

[static ferry]

BROTHER, IM NOT TROLLING, is called honestly

bro hates me for that.

sad man, sad

[robust turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/battle-cats-battle-cat-falling-it-fell-off-gif-13284656450067614533

[crimson hull]

please make 2 versions, leave the old stuff aside,don't remove the old characters and stuf like that, make different servers or a scp secret laboratory2 but don't remove the old game because it hurt💔

[static ferry]

remove the game, it has 600 copies of those bad bois

[signal nova]

You can always play the older version of the game you know

Its not that deep

[crimson hull]

It's a copypasta

[nocturne mica]

As always the plebeians have the most lukewarm takes

[twin thicket]

how do i report someone who is spoofing ?

because i try to ban him in my server and he is coming back

[static ferry]

just tell NW mods about it, then they get banned

[twin thicket]

where can i talk to a mod ?

[silk trail]

what the fuck is this

was discord not thinking

at all

[bronze pier]

What even IS pax

[grizzled totem]

https://tenor.com/view/gustavo-gif-25468219

[static ferry]

see on the side, with many ppl on it with profiles and what not, dm one of the mods or something, they could help.

[twin thicket]

thx

[crimson hull]

how much do you guys want to bet on the fact that they probably did this for the sake of profit

[static ferry]

No problem

[rough wing]

Imagine living in this europe

[static ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-gif-25269231

https://tenor.com/view/lol-omg-lol-laugh-gif-12956385894842429484

[silk trail]

technically every european does

[rough wing]

Those are subdivisions of countries

[silk trail]

life savings probably

[silk trail]

no fucking shit

i see bavaria right there i know what a subdivision is

those subdivisions exist in real life though so technically every european lives in that europe

[rough wing]

One weird thing I notice about turkey is

İstanbul büyükşehir isn't an actual subdivision

It's a "big province" Idea

[signal nova]

I live in that Europe brother

[rough wing]

That was brought to politics

But never left the mapping

[nocturne mica]

It’s art

[silk trail]

it is not

[nocturne mica]

You’re just not skibidi enough to understand what true art is, a foot profile decoration

[silk trail]

buy it and equip it for 48 hours

[nocturne mica]

I’m broke

[silk trail]

ha poor

[silk trail]

"i'm broke" with patreon and a profile decoration

and discord nitro

[solemn flame]

that decoratio n alone probably cost you like 15 dollars

[nocturne mica]

I have bad financing skills

[solemn flame]

oh wait i think its a default nitro one

[nocturne mica]

lol

[silk trail]

evidently you bought discord nitro

[solemn flame]

[silk trail]

you too

[solemn flame]

worth

i only pay for the emojis

i need my trol lface

[grizzled totem]

https://tenor.com/view/kira-wildcard-wildcard-kira-kira-wildcard-kasane-teto-gif-1886194823733429591

[silk trail]

"i only pay for the emojis"

profile decoration

second profile decoration thing

custom banner

[solemn flame]

well i might as well use it

why would i pay and then not use it

[nocturne mica]

It’s a default decor

[silk trail]

why would you pay

[solemn flame]

because emojis

[silk trail]

emojis are not worth that much

[solemn flame]

yes they are

[silk trail]

they are not

use class d troll

[nocturne mica]

Take that

[silk trail]

the fuck is that

[grizzled totem]

I would buy nitro if it was a one time purchase, but I'm not paying a monthly subscription for fucking emojis

[nocturne mica]

[silk trail]

^

[crimson hull]

open desktop version of discord, right click on an emoji of your choosing, look down a bit on the options menu and you will see "copy link" option

[orchid kraken]

kept you waiting huh?

[orchid kraken]

i have nitro cuz
profile custom thats my fav part and since i always upload some shit i will need bigger size allowance to post

in some servers that dont have nitro boosts

[grizzled totem]

Fair enough

[obsidian wyvern]

I love playing shy guy because I love having teammates who would rather died then protect me from 3 MTF or Choas they could easily kill I also love seeing half the lobby with there heads down then immediately unloading 20 rounds the second you leave rage

[junior jasper]

Czechiaaaa

[celest scarab]

is this edible

[junior jasper]

seems like it

you can try

[celest scarab]

then ill take it

[woven sigil]

Yooo

[fallow kite]

artificer?

[nocturne mica]

Ye

[rigid mantle]

Mad aura

[languid parrot]

RIP Pufferfish

[noble wren]

Love the music https://youtu.be/jzP109PHp9s?si=6KAKGRQ2_gCFdBIm

[fossil drum]

Ima ask gaben to play scp sl for funny moment

[daring sage]

Oh ok

[patent bear]

my ride

[fallow kite]

🔥

[silk trail]

gaben: "please help scp 17 and scp 99 are attacking me"

[nimble frost]

When exactly is pax

[crimson hull]

What

[silk trail]

shut the fuck up

[orchid kraken]

Average experience when you're only mtf with chaos wave and some scp's (your entire squad was slaughtered by 939, 049, 106)

[orchid kraken]

What did bro say

[crimson hull]

Blank lines

nothing interesting

[elfin vapor]

I can say more

[silk trail]

shut the fuck up

[gilded timber]

!warn 790675674477625345 Text walls

[elfin vapor]

Nyehehehehe

[eager wadi]

!stab @elfin vapor you are quite annoying

[snow umbra]

symbols_na#0 has been muted in this server.

[wispy hill]

[random schooner]

Its a level 0 account they came here just to spam

[silk trail]

did he manually delete??? lmao

or was he muted

and it auto deleted

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-heheheha-gif-6530659407816330389

[orchid kraken]

Muted and deleted by mods
Fun fact: it will take him approximately 5 months and 7 tries to be unmuted

[silk trail]

major L

[orchid kraken]

It took me 4 months and 3 tries to be unmuted
Which 3 months i didnt even notice of me being muted

[silk trail]

i remember a guy who used to be on this server that got super pissed about being muted allegedly falsely and got himself banned

[grizzled totem]

Lmao

[orchid kraken]

That day... jonkler was made..

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 8 hours, 12 minutes until you can give reputation again!

[silk trail]

who tf are you talking about

[somber raptor]

Just look at his bio lol