#general-chat
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!status
no
explain
dawg i accidentally bought a steam acc then a steam key 😭😭🙏
Dawg
can you screenshot
ye
crazyy
farmland
yea it is
thats why im not activaing that shit
Gaben will send Gordon Freeman to your house
HECU has been deployed
what is the issue
any one pleas join in cafetirya 1
What is the issue...
ineed verification my server
email server.verification@scpslgame.com
and what
that you want to verify your server and include your ip...
@eager wadi when will u stop being DJ?
party rockers in the house tonight
ip of server or me
server
??
thanks bro you good boy

😵💫
what
Everybody just have a good time

Snack
Wjat
yeezus
https://archive.org/details/nettest-2 half life beta dropped
The real golden disk
lol I wish someone would get back to me with the server verification email-
collect my pages
tauh
good
Is this 1984?
give me liberty or give me death
petition to give SCP 049 the ability to directly talk to players
servers like freyas fortress implemented that feature as a server plugin
It's quite a common one
I want it as a vanilla feature tho =(
there are plenty of servers that are lightly modded enough that doesnt take away the vanilla experience
with that plugin
I know but it feels like it should be a feature

Wild that I've been playing this game for 6 years

Nope, are you?
how much i would love to say yes to be funny
but would probably be banned by discord
Freedom at last
gr 14.0 update
i am building blocks and shit
cause Im in fucking minecraft
i hate this so much
badass right?
yes
tawk huah haters???
give up the satire yall hate it as much as i do
please
yo
Hmm yes
Neither of those people work in verification, please don't ping random staff
you may have to wait a bit as verification is composed of volunteers
I can respond sure
oh I thought they did lol
In 4 business hours
0-0
Yes
Deleting that message just turns it into a ghost ping 💀
mhm
Mfw ghost ping staffs are no greenlight
[DATA REDACTED]
Lmao cottage
I thought technical support team ment they could do it
Nah, it's alright
It's something you know now tho, but allgs
Verif team has the Verification role, an fyi
oh
<@&492635905811546130> 
Except trials (like me 😭 )
I'll prob still be one for a while, joe and naku both on leave
Honestly I'm surprised you are still on trial
I took my leave for finals and then naku went on leave when my leave was just 2 days from ending
at hubert
Bad timing lol

Didn't know a dead cowboy haunts this chat
Mine has fallen off harder
I meant to say timing
But it's like 5am
It's 5 AM, I understand
Good morning lads
Mornin
I cannot wait for 25-27th October, gonna be fun, also no, this does not dox my house location :3
weak
A no sleep chad has appeared(?)
it causes me great pain its not even a flex anymore 😭
Oh fk
A green name has appeared(!) 
Bro's on a mission to slander anyone that sleeps

Thank you
ghosts haunt this chat 

I would really appreciate if you could control your ping replies a bit :)
oh ok 
Ty ❤️
QUOI
Sup

Is there a server for older SCP SL versions?
cuz my pc cant handle this new versions
!scpslclassic
Is there a community server too also somewhere?
I dont want to play older versions alone
We officially welcome you
thanks
They host servers there
what channel pls
thx
Your welcome
gm sigmas
I got a joke
Imagine you walk into a bar and there’s a line of people waiting to punch you in the face
What’s the punchline?
You bloody Took the words out of my mouth-

oh you live in china?
What got you to that conclusion I wonder
That I live in china
duh thats chinese
I think it goes deeper than being sarcastic
chat how do i set up this soundpad thing or sum to play funni music
Set the playback device, I think that's what it's called, to your mic's device name
wher da playback deice
I'm not sure, haven't used soundpad in so long
o
Cards against humanity is sueing Elon / space x
Cards Against Humanity, the company behind the popular adult party game, has sued SpaceX CEO Elon Musk for $15 million. The lawsuit, filed in Texas state court on Thursday, accuses SpaceX employees of trespassing and damaging land near the U.S.-Mexico border that Cards Against Humanity purchased in 2017
hello sigmas
what's up sigma
very rizzy
I don't know why but that's funny
@meager slate How often do you nap?
Uhh, odd question? Like once a week idk
Would you rather be granted 3 wishes of your choice 10 years from today or be granted 1 wish today?
Probably the 3 wishes
I killed a spider
It's blood is on my wall
What is your favorite season?
What's this interrogation p.p Spring i guess
I once killed a spider with my bible the imprint is still on it
What is your favorite day of the year?
August 20th
Would you rather time travel to the past or to the future?
xiao hong shu
Mold
I always wanted to try an average Hubert's meal

with the current state of things, I woudlnt be suprised if the US Gov brings back Conelrad in some form (Conelrad was a radio station back during the cold-war days, when nuclear scares were at a all-time high)
Shkibidi
9/20/2024: @vapid narwhal gets executed with 12 gauge shotgun in front of server owner and northwood staff 4k 1080p
what!?
Lmao
help what is this
!status
how this repair
try and write AR in the console and refresh the server list, if that dosent work you can look at #technical-support
i jsut realized how stupid the hard rp servers are
i just got banned for bunny hopping, when all i did was jump onto a table
XD
Area 606 would never
*teabags your body*
mmm nuggets
I’m going to make nuggets out of you.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chicken nuggets? Nah. Duck nugget.
😰
🤤🔥🔥🔥
🧯 🦅
not sure what that means.
i wanna find a server
but the game said me this
failed to download server list. error unauthorized
please authenticate in game before requesting server list
how?
how can open the console?
.
thank you
o seck
well, time to be hunted
Daily Spongdal
Late
@strange niche @eager wadi
rare ctf_2fort_invasion gameplay
I really like as soon i hate the explosive drone theres a telegram notifaction lmao
random @minor goblet ping
I like the axtinguisher
I have the Australium version
But I almost never get the chance to do the combo
I like the Festive one better
Is anyone gonna delete the nsfw in media chat
<
Bonsai
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
this feels oddly biased
to who ?
The wheel is never biased mate
That wheel is the most unbiased thing I've seen in this server
^^^^^^^^^^^
z nuts
why do i still have this
maybe ping staffs next time?
I did
My cousin just said "what the sigma" irl, kill me
Random @bold jasper ping
Please dont kill me
um
Cat attack
This is john
!rep @strange trellis
You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!
thank you for the arbitrary internet point
I also got the bean
does anyone want a rep point
its so easy to play as tomislav heavy and kunai spy
Perhaps
I prefer the stock minigun
Over the tomislav
i sit on the cart
stock minigun is more fun to use
but the tomislav is statistically better for a lot of scenarios
yeah heavy is kind of lame compared to others
lemme check if the clip i have has bad words
spy, sniper and heavy mains after being asked what does the word fun mean
if you have like 150h sure
i got 2,618
sorry dude
i dont think this clip has bad words
Watch payload chaos and millions of other TF2 videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
god damn!, i was curious when Jack Daniels whisky first released
1866
i think scout pyro and demoman are the generally most fun classes though
thats fucking old
dont mind the facestab
@hard plinth I see you where on my server earlier
i gotta have like 200h on spy
scout 😂
you just don't play this game
scout is fun to play as
Sniper is peak
no what the fuck
you hate like half the classes brother
what the FUCK
soda popper is so cool
no i only hate sniper
Sniping a good job mate
wtf is the laughing emoji for then
you said that scout is fun
yeah i did
its funny
cause he is
when i see a sniper as heavy i either switch to spy or be careful
i think that means you should probably get better at him
i only play heavy and spy most of the time
Do you not like every other class than the one you main
yes
i only play two classes
i play every class except heavy and engineer cause goddamn i despise engineer in particular
Soldier and demoman
spy gameplay is peak
engineer is like medic but you're less involved with your team and more involved with keeping your buildings from getting obliterated the moment a demoman soldier or heavy appears
engineer gameplay is the definition of that one videogame song
heavy can either destroy the sentry or get destroyed
let me find the gif rq
it's like medic cause it's equally as ballcrushing but without the dopamine hit of being the direct reason your team is still winning
i should buy an australium rocket launcher so i can play soldier
What's your spy loadout
That's expensive
oh mein gott they've gone up 20$ since i last checked
The Australium black box is cheaper
i don't like the black box
You have the mod too
no
stock launcher sucks ass
cause you're not good at the game
stock launcher is absolutely fire
you don't even have to be good at soldier it's demo but without the necessary skill requirements
that is your opinion
ok actually fuck you
you're one of those original cucks that swear by it
i HATE those people
the best 3 classes for newbies are heavy demo and soldier i think
?
its just superior
original is good for rocket jumping i think
it sounds, looks and feels better
every time i see an original user i just wanna play sniper and headshot them from across the map
Direct hit best rocket launcher
???
tf did they do
direct hit is the scout destroyer
use the original
building buster
cause i don't like the people that use it
why
ok so like
the people that use the original are like
THE soldier mains
the ones that yell for a medic no matter what and don't give a fuck about their team
and shit on them for not healing him and only him even though he's like
6th on the leaderboard
cuck from jakparty.soy
yeah
My point:
.
its only good for rocket jumping
your point is actually pretty good
most of the original's stuff is just a placebo
this is my gun spy loadout
holy smokes that font sucks
dripped out
I want all the hats in the globe
keep gambling
i sense an unusual in the next 10 crates you open
I would if my tf2 inventory didn't total to 2€
Never gambled
now is your chance to start
I got a few hats from selling weapons
i have the spy cicle but not dead ringer
that's possible what is ur server name?
Not posted but you have to use direct connect
your the one who responded to my verification
crafting the big earner was all rng
oooh xd
my normal spy loadout
true
check ur dms btw
scary ass message
oh wow lucky me
no not really why?
i thought i saw you like 2 months ago
tf2 is lowkey one of the best games of all time
@untold wyvern do you want a hat
ok

what about me
do i just post my steam id
who wants one of my strange apoco fists
what are the stats
fists but they gib people on a crit
meh
im taking one
me
sent a friend request
meee
i said ONE of my strange apoco fists only one guy gets them
Wolfplays5000 on steam
very important objects
display is tidal
what about warriors spirit
let me get oneeee
they're worth 11 cents dawg calm down

last week when i went to the movies i wanted a hotdog
thing was like $9
shit sucks
the food at movie theaters are actual scams
why you always eat somewheres else if you're hungry
thats honestly cheap for an outside hotdog nowadays
8 chicken nuggets were $12
jesus christ
this economy is ass
???
9 dollar glizzy
a hotdog in a bun shouldn't cost more than like
i can buy a hotdog for like
1.50$
1 euro
Got a strange dalokohs bar from that crate you put in the trade
1 euro glizzy
you actually opened it
awesome
crate 92 sweep
I am falling ill
What if glizzy was free
costco hotdogs my beloved
There is nothing I can do
nice 
i love it
scpsl memory leak fix when
im sorry what the fuck
i can get over 20 nuggets for 10 bucks
id rather buy something from the shop or gamble instead of buying 8 chicken nuggets
!bugreport
its not something i can report
this is my spy loadout
you're the type of guy that makes me wish i could say slurs in this server
it doesnt suck
it does
that right there is my dream unusual
get different cosmetics for it
doesnt really fit well
loadout check right now
when i see someone say "nest in sewers" on doublecross my 2fort brain activates
Watch this is doublecross and millions of other TF2 videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
why are you using medal
silly
scpsl memory leak fix when
never
The button
spy has zero drip
cap
Spy is one of the classes with most drip
Say that again and I’ll start to strategize a plot to begin a war of annexation and occupation on you
you couldn't even organize a group of 3 guys to come to my place and nervously tell me to stop
spy mods are so stupid

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
(Malaysia Airlines Flight 370)
Billy
when is the new update coming out

im not new
yeah no i just love sending this sticker, and i saw you have lvl 0 so i took it as an excuse
Do you remember?
When I decide to drop it :)
2028
!status
@sour river recoilless rifle is so satisfying on helldivers now, especially killing off hunks with it 
Is the MicroHID rework coming in 14.0?
if you think about it tf2 cosmetics are like nfts 🤔
Not really
not really
HI ANY ONE INEED HELP
PLEAS INEED SHEAR MY SCREEN PHONE OPPO IN MY COMPUTER PLEAS INEED ASWER FASTY
with?
MY PHONE
i understood every third word
what about it
it is for people buying it for like trading only 
INEED APP FOR THIS
OK THANKS
i prefer to say it backwards
nfts are like tf2 cosmetics
لقد خدعت نفسك.
nathan whipped out the translator
vera man, mandiex idejja kief tikteb bil-għarbi
valve watching other companies getting flak for microtransactions (they popularized the crate mechanic)
zobies
fire...
Some servers in this game are full of people who are cold-blooded, no matter how much you try to RP they shoot you on sight like they are some hitmen.
lmao
The no mics
the try hards
Real
didn't know this game had ranked
Ranked containment
Hear me out- they add cod Omni movement so we can get people jumping around like helicopters
especially those gray cops, whenever they see an orange one they just go silent and shoot even if u say "Take my stuff dont kill me "
it gets annoying sometimes fr
It’s annoying when your d class, but you can’t say it’s not fun as facility guard
Start running from them
Class-Disposable
Hey I'm new here
one of the cold-blooded ppl ^^
YALL DID NOT SEE THAT
Ay thanks
Hello bro
096 or 076
035
Mine's The Scarlet King
In game scps or in the scp website
Both
Cool!
Verification handle VSR violations, send them an email at server.abuse@scpslgame.com
For eula violations, contact someone with the <@&1002730276226617344> role on this Discord
ok
@the.ancient 1471
W

When update come out ?
when its ready.
When ready ?
you cannot predict that.
But you can ?
No one can
How come no one can and developer also can't ?
cause it's not something someone can predict
it comes out in 2024
within the next 3 months
you can't predict an exact date
Ok maybe a month ?
Yes me to
if it makes you happy it's got a 95% chance to drop in december
I'm betting on October because it's sort of a spooky thing
wouldn't make sense for it to be Christmas
Well yeah but they're not gonna cancel the christmas event either so that doesn't make sense 
2 updates at once unlikely
It just makes more sense to me for it to be released in October for Halloween then during December for Christmas
That's the same thing for december 💀
Start of December ?
the patreon beta ain't even out yet
it's not coming in october
period
Sometime 2024 is all we know
They'd both be in the same month. Cosmetics automatically come out October 1st and December 1st, the actual update itself comes out sorta in the middle
it goes patreon beta > public beta > release
Leak!!
Also patron stuff is very short
My bet is sorta early november, late october ish
it's not usually short
It is
major updates have all been a month or two of a patreon beta
then it goes into a public beta
then the update goes fully live publicly after that
I've done them before twice for 12.0 and 13.0, they were not a month long
12.0 had a month long patreon beta
then it went public for a 2nd month
and 13.0 was a small update so it lasted about a month
then released without a public beta iirc
i've participated in every patreon beta since 11.0
except some of the really minor 0.X updates
It did not last that long. If you're including PEARS that's one thing (pears is dumb btw, just hot take)
13.0 didn't even last like 3 weeks iirc, and 12.0 barely lasted a month, if not just a little short
i am not including pears.
i don't know what you're not getting here the update isn't dropping in october
chances of it coming out any time before december is low
like, really low
I'm still guessing late October early November. I don't remember the other patron updates lasting that long. They only lasted like 3ish-4ish weeks, but even then the servers would be so dead after 2 weeks that who cares.
can't stop you from running with that
talking like you don't got an exact date smh
delayed
Everytime someone asks for update it gets delayed by a year
SMH we got Pyrocynical's Darkwood video before the 14.0 update
Does anyone here know any good SCP: SL MP2 servers that are up? Me and my friend group are lookin for some, and I can't seem to find any. SCP: SL Classics isn't really reliable so I was looking for one that is currently up atm
mp2 like the file type?
wait
mepatach 2
there cant be any servers shown on older versions
only joinable through console commands/ips iirc
yeah but some have discords and direct connect
thats why im asking
not much hope here.
I see
Where is it that we report hackers ?
hey how do i create a dedicated server so i can play with friends
because when i create it and put the ip command it gives me a long one
hi mind opening a server ticket in #technical-support
use the ingame report system
Not working for us, says the server isnt verified, even if it is the french official server
plus the guy is banned, but I have all the info ready to go
"says the server isnt verified" from what I've been told, just straight up didnt work for me
you can message @odd minnow
Alright, thanks
@eager wadi i dont know where the message was but yes, the recoilless is fucking great
very far up
I figured lol
Hellloo

Oh, he's here. Bye
Car
Yacht
i want that shirt
Chat do you remember the 3rd of december
no
:(
hey someone know how to transalte this 2415:----:----:----:----:----:----:----(i covered the rest of the numbers )to a normal ip of a dedicated server?
I do just don’t ask what happened on December 4th 2018 at 8:38 pm
Update…
Never heard that word before
You should have access to the proper bot to submit it if your official
Any verified server can use polaris
Well, me personally, I havent Heard of any special procedure, and since it is 3am I figured I'd just do the report myself instead of waiting for the managers to wake up
aga
A good rule of thumb is not to overstep and let your managers handle it
Yeah probably should've, but the report has been done
new zelda game is so good
Hey, can someone who understands computers help me?
with?
I think I already talked to you but do you know any way to make my graph work?
I don't have vertical sync or capped fps, it goes like this
How did you remove your crosshair
what crosshair?
I would say it's because of the laser but it can be seen in the background
he has a laser
what gpu do you have
Oh makes sense
?
It's only in this game, I don't know if it's used at 100% in Red Dead 2
I don't know if I have to download any game files
Do Ik ya? Lol
☠️
That a show?
May be
Some are edited so that it can't be exploited
If it is very, very bad
The only ones shown are non sensitive, non exploitable or public
I know there was a bug with 079 that was so game breaking that the bug report for it was a completely made up story with Encrypted messages throughout it
Something about touching grass lol
How can I get a new lvl?
yes
You rank up by talking, you can always view your current rank in #bot-commands by using !rank
its so sad that you have to script to play music on your boomboxes now in roblox
Did they change the boomboxes
erm what
every song above 6 seconds is privated
and you can only use
it in your own games
💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔
and it cant be copyrighted you have to fuck up the song with audacity to bypass it
but there are songs licensed by roblox that you can use
BUT NO KEVIN MACLEOD SONGS
and from the copyright free songs that you can use the only good ones are raining tacos stadium rave and crab rave
It's my birth date
I'm now 19, and realized how I'm farther away from 16 than I am to 20
It is what it is
48 fps?
Wait cosmetics ?????
shawah
i just realized i have the roblox username JesusChristsSlayer
Farther away in respect to what?
What?

yeah.
i love it when i get a good spy clip but the whole chat is slurs
i gotta spend 2 minutes reviewing the clip
and then editing
nvm
that didnt take much time
i gotta wait till it renders
Watch oopsies and millions of other TF2 videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
Do you think we'll get ww3 / nuclear war before GTA 6
No
@meager slate
God I hope so, let it be on site 42z
loaf 
i have problem with authentication
Check #897643267473145866
If you don't find anything useful there open a ticket in #technical-support
im not getting random drops
The last random drop I got was a description tag

execution
I wanna die
the italian life
the life
hi
hi
hello

WHO is letting northwood cook
me
erm, lies
The only thing keeping me alive
idk how to play scp
!guide

Is committing suicide a reason for ban?
Wdym
Yeah wdym reason for ban?
Servers can ban you for any reason. It is up to them to set rules and enforce them

Catto got me good
happens
I feel bad for laughing at this
isnt this the portal thing
what do you think it does
looks like gmod toolgun
buy it and duplicate bread then you can proove youre jesus and you can start a cult
if he tries it out he could paint his house with antlion blood
Paget?
no. get a hundred euro bill. duplicate it.
again and again
he duplicated bread for 3 days straight?
it also duplicates the funky number in the corner
so only 1 bill is real
the rest are fake
hi
they wont realise it until after i buy the shit
but with a cult you tell your followers to give you money
hello brother
when the irs or cops come after me i will spam balloon tool on them
fair

i dont think the irs or cops would get you they would try to steal your toolgun
i will paint them with antlion blood
they would probably send all their units after your ass and keep the best cop safe
so they can duplicate him
and not need to pay the copies
if i had a toolgun i would build houses and sell them for cheap
what are the police going to do when they float into the air after getting 20,000 g-man head shaped balloons attached to them
the irs taxes the money you made from drugs , murder , etc
they wont give a shit




