general-chat

[celest scarab]

🐟

[solid echo]

My fucking cachtprhrase

I will krill you for that

[celest scarab]

anyways

Never mix ketchup with potatos

except for fries

okay i say bye now

[heavy ledge]

When I started playing the game someone told me that anti-207 was 939 juices, and I believed him

[still wigeon]

because it is

[heavy ledge]

And that's why the new waterfall room is being made to get rid of the juices

[still wigeon]

Good night

[rough wing]

What type of juices. That is a horrifying statement

[plush bolt]

thank you google

[rough wing]

Good night denickz

[elder trench]

When does the anotcal batman update

[still wigeon]

Now it will be a good night for real

[elder trench]

Acrmipobic abatement

[still wigeon]

The satisfaction after a good work is worth it

[meager slate]

Sleep well

[somber raptor]

Oracle wants to build a nuclear reactor to power their big ass datacenter

[still wigeon]

its joever then

[somber raptor]

They say the datacenter will eat up about 1GW of power

[somber raptor]

For comparison: that's the power output as an RBMK reactor (the one used in Chernobyl)

[gaunt talon]

There's some free shit you can download on steam

For crosshairs

[meager slate]

That's gonna hurt in the morning

[heavy ledge]

I don't know, you would have to find him and ask him, his name was "the latex guard"

[plush bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-cat-side-eye-gif-12766471998737545167

[light lily]

proud unity hater since day 1 of owning a computer 🔥

i can quite ltrly hop on r6 rn, start recording, and i still would have more fps then if i played scp sl on the lowest settings without recording 😭 🙏

[tardy walrus]

comparing fps on two different engines is crazy

also since r6 was mentioned, fuck alexander karpazis and fuck yves guillemot

[still wigeon]

thats funny because the only game not running smoothly for me is r6

[marble briar]

what is the best configuration for a scp:sl server on terabit.io? I mean cpu, ram, memory..... 👀 help please
ZzzZzzaphosting can't hold 20 people xC

[eager wadi]

!terabit

[snow umbra]

https://discord.com/invite/7WHpWfpfDy

[strong dune]

northwood releasing dev logs instead of updates like

''we gonna update the game'' WE KNOW

[gaunt talon]

Don't you want to see the progress of the update

[strong dune]

ill see it when they update the game

[gaunt talon]

The update is still not done

[patent bear]

shut yo bitchass up

you do not know how much it fucking blows to not have information on an update

not like devlogs take away from the development of the game

entirely different team unrelated to game development puts them out

[strong dune]

yall need 3 teasers?

[patent bear]

dude

we've gone 4-5 months without one before

[willow shoal]

Bro

[patent bear]

at least one that matters

[willow shoal]

Update won’t be out for months

[patent bear]

why tf are you complaining about information

[willow shoal]

You really want a drought until then?

[patent bear]

seriously what is the purpose

[strange trellis]

this man hates devlogs

[willow shoal]

This man does NOT like knowing what’s being added to the game

[patent bear]

there is only positives in having info on updates

this is some straight f-tier hating going on there ain't even a point to it

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-gif-26178840

[light lily]

tbf the performance dropped since like Y8 too

but i still can get 60fps recording

reminds me that the voice actor of scp 049 in containment breach made a yt channel and played plague inc with the vocie changer

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-almost-ready-alien-2037-2076-gif-8402036631201248290

[gaunt talon]

I'll mark the calendar

[marble briar]

loooooooooooooool

[orchid kraken]

Imagine bro waking uo and seeing this day

Scpsl update notification

[gilded ibex]

@carmine kayak

[gilded ibex]

You're such a hater

[sterile plover]

ok im releasing it in 2 minutes

[late relic]

nope

[gilded ibex]

aha

[orchid kraken]

Man who sold the world animation releasing in aprox 2 months‼️🗣🔥

(5th march started making it bruh)

My lazy ass

[tight ermine]

I'll be waiting

Never stop cooking

[pure mica]

add changable fov

[tropic swift]

hi

[willow shoal]

My man is gonna get a notification and remember everything

[fierce star]

"oh that thing"

[crude root]

Hi anyone knows if there is a way to play alone? I would like to learn better the map and the utilities of some scps items

[eager wadi]

cst in console

[polar spade]

!cst

[snow umbra]

To create a local server, follow these instructions:

1. Type cst in your Player Console (~).
2. Select the Create Game button, and select Create Anyway.
3. Once you are connected to the local server, open up your Player Console and type adminme in order to get Remote Admin access.

Local servers may contain bugs not found in Dedicated Servers, so any found on them will not be valid.

[crude root]

Oh ty

[solemn flame]

or just type host

skips the create game button

[brazen parrot]

a wolf howls but a hawk...

[solemn flame]

why cant i say the part after hawk

1984

[crude root]

is the map random generated? played 2 matches and still didn't know where the hell i was going

[minor goblet]

All maps every round is randomly generated

If the server havent turned that off and is using the same mpa seed

[sleek estuary]

raid report

damn ur raid report is good

but my dungeon report is goated

[brazen parrot]

can i censor tu3ah

a wolf howls but a hawk t1uahs

[crude root]

ty sir, a lot of work put in teaching garden

[sleek estuary]

good lord

you did div runs?

[crude root]

the symbols on the walls mean smh? like every match seems like ppl knows exactly where to go

[solemn flame]

there are 5 layouts per zone that are randomly selected, and then the rooms are randomly placed within the footprints

[crude root]

every week

[solemn flame]

in light yep

[sleek estuary]

I pray for you 🙏

[solemn flame]

they designate what type of room it is

HC (curved/corner)
IX (four way)
IT (3 way)

914 is labeled as 914,
TC01 is candy
armory is 00

[crude root]

there is a room specific for the elevator?

[solemn flame]

yep, EX-A or B

airlocks are AL

bathroom WC

CD is dclass cell

[polar spade]

!wiki Light_Containment_Zone

[snow umbra]

https://en.scpslgame.com/index.php?title=Light_Containment_Zone

[placid tinsel]

after playing a round with a hacker the entire lobby cant hear anyone else even when restarting game :v

i dont understand why people hack its just dumb

[spice coyote]

i love “The Candy 0 1”

and i will never accept

it being called anything else

[spice coyote]

it’s because they are really bad at the game and are incapable of improving

or their brain is underdeveloped

[random schooner]

!rep @solemn flame

[snow umbra]

You have just given @solemn flame a reputation point!

[nimble latch]

how do i get my mic to work

[heavy ledge]

either windows settings or in-game settings

[nimble latch]

oh to got it to work but thanks

[solar glacier]

I love white girl music

I wish I could remember the first time I heard timber

Or roar

Or dark horse

[lapis birch]

i beg @zinc gate pls add a feature in settings to remove crosshair

[zinc gate]

I'm just Tech support big man

[lapis birch]

ah

ask devs

to

ug

uh

add it

pls

[zinc gate]

Okay

Ill think about asking them

[lapis birch]

gracias senior/seniora

[minor goblet]

Press P

Well it will remove all hud elements

So technically it removes any cross hairs on screen (that isn't a weapon crosshair when you ads)

[gentle acorn]

but I want my hud

[minor goblet]

Press P again

[gentle acorn]

but I don't want to crosshair

[minor goblet]

Sadly it has to stay

So you know where your aiming

[gentle acorn]

I ont need a big cross on my screen to know it

[gentle acorn]

oh no

[solar glacier]

They’re edging us

Let me reword that

Actually I can’t even

[zealous leaf]

dead chat

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-me-about-to-me-about-to-type-dead-chat-gif-26288134

[gray wagon]

Damn it boy

[tough tapir]

@bold talon https://vxtwitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1836935772521295923?t=Nb9U5pdn8I5-5Vvmwcp4Bg&s=19

[rough wing]

If I like the anime version of...

[solemn flame]

potential peak

[plush bolt]

what was that one meme

or post

where its like hank dont abbreviate cyberpunk

and its like

about the anime

[solemn flame]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-hank-walter-screaming-walter-yelling-gif-26473309

[plush bolt]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GrkdayaOe7A?app=desktop

[somber raptor]

Good morning lads

[sleek kelp]

Would love to see one all about smasher

[meager slate]

!maid

[snow umbra]

[orchid kraken]

hubert....

[gentle acorn]

Holy shit they added me to SL

[tawny vapor]

"glasses rework"

[lament cargo]

Today, you not play SCP:SL

[untold wyvern]

i love 2fort so much

[untold wyvern]

i totally didnt rage quit after finding a huntsman sniper on there

[gaunt talon]

huntsman snipers are easy to kill

just switch to scout

[astral sandal]

Hello

[untold wyvern]

a cheating huntsman sniper

[gaunt talon]

you can ask the enemies to kick the cheater

but it doesnt always work

[south glade]

Where to contact about an erroneous ban for SCPSL cheats?

[astral sandal]

Didn’t Hubert kill most of scp sl cheats?!

[gaunt talon]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[south glade]

thx

[astral sandal]

Cheating on a scp game is max level of being a virgin

[gentle acorn]

2/10 hud

Also scpsl has spinbots now

[astral sandal]

LMFAO WHAT?!?

[south glade]

help my PM

[gaunt talon]

Never saw them

[gentle acorn]

I saw one yesterday

I have a clip

[astral sandal]

Show me dawg

[gentle acorn]

the very second I called him out he left

[astral sandal]

Private dm me or smth

[gentle acorn]

lemme boot up my pc

I can show it here lol

[astral sandal]

Send

[gentle acorn]

nvidia app doesnt record my voice for some reason

[rancid dome]

Oh wow, that must be one good gaming chair

[astral sandal]

Very good one

[rancid dome]

indeed

[untold wyvern]

i hate frontier cuz of 1 guy

im sitting in a bush as spy

cloaked

and he comes up to me

there were like 2 soldiers and 3 scouts btw

[civic magnet]

Дарова

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

[cinder storm]

looks like SCP-018 gameplay

[civic magnet]

Как твои дела?

[polar spade]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.

[wind bough]

!langeu

[nimble frost]

How does the new Particle thingy work?

[polar spade]

https://patreon.scpslgame.com/posts/view/1ae61d95-3216-47e5-b38a-489f13a97374

[solemn flame]

In summary has 2 firing modes one for regular shot and a burst fire

Iirc

[polar spade]

Hipfire shoots 3 inaccurate 200 dmg shots that doesn't go tho walls
ADS shots a single accurate 500 dmg shot that can go tho targets and doors

And ADS fire will go tho hume and directly affect HP

[random schooner]

It'll be fun shooting detained D-Boys with it

[polar spade]

Precisely

[gentle acorn]

shoots 3 balls that deal 200 damage

or an aoe 500 damage laser

[untold wyvern]

i backstab like 5 people in 3 minutes

look away for a second

and im kicked

turbine or 2fort

which is worse

that was the turbine experience

[gaunt talon]

Both are on the same level

[meager slate]

!maid

[snow umbra]

[meager slate]

the bnuuy

[random schooner]

u smol

[meager slate]

nop

[random schooner]

I heard auro is so short they have a mini ladder to go up staircases

[eager wadi]

your avatar says so

[random schooner]

Huh?

[eager wadi]

not you

[random schooner]

I know but how does Auro's avatar give away their height?

[eager wadi]

smol

[random schooner]

You're saying Auro is so small that her PFP is her actual size? Cool

[meager slate]

Not small

[gentle acorn]

150 cm is small

[meager slate]

nop

[dull aspen]

YOURE 150CM ??????

[junior jasper]

Wait she's 150 cm?

[dull aspen]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[meager slate]

IM NOT 150

[tough tapir]

[junior jasper]

149 ?

[random schooner]

Auro is genuinely obnoxiously small

[dull aspen]

thats like

3 feet

[worldly fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/shaking-cat-shaking-cat-alien-cat-gif-17719290639671130907

Oh no

[random schooner]

I'm very experienced at making fun of short people on Discord.

[worldly fjord]

He does put the little in little beo

Bro*

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/subsidiary-embed-embed-perms-subsidiary-of-tojo-clan-subsidiary-of-the-tojo-clan-gif-22735130

[worldly fjord]

Spogne bod

[random schooner]

You need to be a higher level. Talking increases your level. Why don't you talk about how short Auro is?

[worldly fjord]

Who the fuck is auro

[random schooner]

A short person who likes sea bunnies

@meager slate

Give them your life story

[worldly fjord]

How small

Cant be that smaln

[random schooner]

1.54 meters

[junior jasper]

*154

[worldly fjord]

Bro is smaller that me

And my brother

And am still in high school

[junior jasper]

Yk when you are in high school that is around the time you stop growing up?

[worldly fjord]

Yeah? Are you not in high school?

[random schooner]

Sheesh it there anyone else in here over the age of 20?

[worldly fjord]

No

[random schooner]

Rip me

[worldly fjord]

Are you old?

[junior jasper]

I just started

[worldly fjord]

DAMMM

you are really small

[random schooner]

28, I have yet to see anyone else mention being in their 20s besides Hubert himself

[junior jasper]

I started like 1 year of high school

I am 185 cm

[worldly fjord]

Lie

[random schooner]

I'm 195cm

[junior jasper]

*first

[junior jasper]

Well that is something

[worldly fjord]

Bro is very wise and old

Am 174cm

[junior jasper]

Imagine 🇺🇸 not understanding centimetres 🍵

[worldly fjord]

?

Wtf is there a green tea

[junior jasper]

Weird discord emoji

Just imagine it as normal tea

[worldly fjord]

No

[gentle acorn]

Alright grandpa let's get you back to bed

[worldly fjord]

Do you know what skibidi means?

[random schooner]

Hey you already made that joke yesterday

[worldly fjord]

Demansia

[random schooner]

Yes you have dementia I know

So tragic to have it at such a young age but that's life

[gentle acorn]

Let me milk the joke in peace

[worldly fjord]

🤯

[somber raptor]

Hi

[random schooner]

Nah I'm gonna make sure you milk the joke in a active warzone

[gentle acorn]

Alright gramps

[worldly fjord]

Do you know what car means?

[random schooner]

Yes I know all the lingo people won't fucking stop spamming them in SL

[random schooner]

Shame Business Cat got muted and never came back

[worldly fjord]

Skibidi

[somber raptor]

He didn't mean business ig

[summer adder]

Petition to make larry a tank again

[fading cave]

YES please

[pearl anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-argument-green-role-green-role-moss-role-goku-roleist-gif-9300355810495299064

https://tenor.com/view/you-see-my-roles-low-rank-shut-up-low-rank-gif-27563414

[summer adder]

Krill yourself

:)

[pearl anvil]

filter bypass

banned

[summer adder]

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-gif-2536253093151310674

[pearl anvil]

i don’t wanna see that man ☹️

[summer adder]

Haha the krill krilled himself

[wind bough]

imagine europoors not understanding feet 🍵

[summer adder]

Imagine being american, not understanding both 🍵

[untold wyvern]

imagine being green

[wind bough]

🍵 good thing i am, and is required by my profession so that i build strong engines for vehicles

[summer adder]

This is racism

[wind bough]

fuck the red

[summer adder]

fire 🍵

Down with the reds

[wind bough]

real🍵

[summer adder]

We racist towards them

[wind bough]

DOWN WITH THE REDS

[summer adder]

🍵

[wind bough]

GREENERS ON TOP

wsg my greena

[summer adder]

Reds and blues are the inferior colors

greens are the superior color

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/2ps-compelling-argument-meme-higher-role-gif-22667466

[pearl anvil]

damn greeners in my chat

[summer adder]

Stupid redda

[summer adder]

Stupid bluer

[pearl anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-downey-jr-gif-21914824

[summer adder]

Yo whats up my greener

[pearl anvil]

WHAT

[summer adder]

Green is good

Color of the GRASS

[pearl anvil]

nathan this is worst thing ever

[summer adder]

The grass is greener with green people

[pearl anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/geto-green-role-monkey-meme-discord-role-green-discord-role-gif-13452666998077745604

[summer adder]

Wait your a green boi

[pearl anvil]

nathan made me green

it’s over

i can change it back tbf

[summer adder]

I <3 nathan

[pearl anvil]

wait

i cant

[summer adder]

Cry about it

[gaunt talon]

Permanently green

[still wigeon]

I guess we doing greens now

[pearl anvil]

worst day ever

[summer adder]

Green is the superior color

all other roles deserve the femur breaker

[eager wadi]

you asked for it though

[pearl anvil]

i did NOT ask for it

[summer adder]

green boys on top

[summer adder]

🍵 ** role war against the non greens **

** put them all in the femur breakers **

[polar spade]

Pink roles are superior

U are beneath us

[summer adder]

Nahh fam

I'mma spin up your block pinky

[honest dagger]

hi

[arctic cape]

Do you guys wanna see my religion tier list?

[honest dagger]

bro..

[summer adder]

Shut up redder

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-low-rank-vibe-lounge-gif-22430952

[honest dagger]

Shut up greener

[gaunt talon]

You are green too

[arctic cape]

R/athiesm is thst way anon

[summer adder]

Stupid redda's

[honest dagger]

zblue/green

[junior jasper]

Zblue is interesting color

[honest dagger]

ikr?

[summer adder]

** you're green shut up bitch, stop trying to be michael jackson **

[honest dagger]

nah

[arctic cape]

Man I cant believe I'm surrounded by dumb atheists

[honest dagger]

😭

[arctic cape]

😎

[honest dagger]

im muslim

[summer adder]

** race role war!**

[honest dagger]

;-;

[arctic cape]

Oh thats a C tier

[honest dagger]

ik

[summer adder]

What about scientology

[arctic cape]

B tier

[summer adder]

[honest dagger]

HOW IS IT B BUT ISLAM IS C?

[summer adder]

LOL

[honest dagger]

SCIENTOLOGYAINT EVEN A RELIGION

IT'S JUST ATHEISM.

[arctic cape]

Sciencetology has cooler lore

[honest dagger]

HUH 😭

HOW DOES SCIENCE GOT LORE?

ISLAM GOT COOLER LORE.

[summer adder]

What about Satanism

[honest dagger]

Oh no

😭

ig A?

[arctic cape]

Oh that shit A tier

[honest dagger]

I BET ITSA

BRO

[summer adder]

What about Aghori

[honest dagger]

BRO

😭

[arctic cape]

F tier

[summer adder]

Aww shucks

[gaunt talon]

Send the entire tierlist

[honest dagger]

LOL

[arctic cape]

that's bad

[summer adder]

What about jediism

[arctic cape]

Are any of the mods religion affiliated?

[arctic cape]

F tier

Christianiy is better

[summer adder]

How about zoroastrianism

[arctic cape]

idk

never heard of it

[summer adder]

It has zoro in it

[gaunt talon]

What about orthodoxy

[arctic cape]

S tier

[summer adder]

What about the Peoples Temple, its charismatic leader has 900 assists.

[arctic cape]

cooler chrisitainity

[arctic cape]

Idk whats that

also buddism is the top btw

just letting you all know

[summer adder]

Google it

[arctic cape]

K

[arctic cape]

Bro wtf 💀💀💀

[summer adder]

Rate

It

[arctic cape]

Some kind of cult that lead to a mass murder

[arctic cape]

F tier

[summer adder]

Aww shucks

[arctic cape]

Scientolgy is b tier because of Tom cruise @summer adder

[summer adder]

Ok

[pale grotto]

hola chat.

[patent bear]

you bear the mark

you are cursed

[pearl anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/monk-gif-18238277344832537443

wow that’s a well fitting gif

[arctic cape]

Hi

[terse terrace]

wtf

Why GIF dont work?

[still wigeon]

You need to be level 10 on the server to be able to send embed links

[gilded timber]

In #general-chat and #scp-discussion

Most other channels are open to all

[valid silo]

gif embeds at lvl 10

[terse terrace]

ok

🤫 🧏‍♂️

[summer adder]

Carrot

[terse terrace]

potato

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[tough tapir]

@meager slate

[meager slate]

another kill for the kda

[tough tapir]

🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟

[gentle acorn]

ew

roblox

[proper cedar]

Whats up

[untold wyvern]

these funky friday players bro

[gentle acorn]

you're a roblox player you aren't killing anyone

[zinc raft]

Hey chat, how did the #meme-zone situation unfold?

[untold wyvern]

shush my guy

have you heard of skibidi toilet simulator

peak

[zinc raft]

I mean, the one that happened like 5 years ago, I wasnt around to see

[still wigeon]

True and real

[untold wyvern]

scp the red lake is also fire

[proper cedar]

What do you mean?

[gentle acorn]

roblox player

🤭

[zinc raft]

I cant remember fully, but 3-4y ago, some conflict caused the staff to make meme-zone media only, like NO text, people were coming up with ways to comunicate via memes

[zinc raft]

It was some crazy event, like a censorship

[zinc raft]

who is this gentleman, ive seen him lots of times

[proper cedar]

Wow, thats is really crazy

Baguette is an a old nw staff? i guess?

[zinc raft]

the cat

[proper cedar]

This cat is pretty funny

[untold wyvern]

when did evade go up like 63k players

or was i stupid

[proper cedar]

roblox player

[gentle acorn]

shut it blue hiver

[still wigeon]

ermmm actually

[proper cedar]

ermmm what the sigma?

[gentle acorn]

dont lie to me boy

you've got a tide popper

you're a filthy bl*e hiver

[still wigeon]

i got the baller too please dont do this to me

[gentle acorn]

there's no excuse buddy

you've got a tide popper

the fact that you spent your shit on blue stuff is already enough

[still wigeon]

okay mr riley red rules...

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[slate goblet]

Oxygen not included fans when oxygen is included in their disc version of the game:

[somber raptor]

Gotta wait until Monday for my pc because the fucking repair shop can't mount a cpu in one entire day

[sonic musk]

is that the roblox bee

[errant hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/peashooter-pvz-plants-vs-zombies-plants-zombies-gif-6998445874810870689

[still wigeon]

It is

[fickle ibex]

did he not understand

[untold wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/1218424293013196881/ezgif-5-ae73b49e11.gif

[elder spindle]

https://youtu.be/Yb5ltP4at8M?si=KvPBafzBJCXkvRk2

[candid gull]

[radiant phoenix]

hehe

🍞 🦆 🍞

[median warren]

new teaser insane

[thin zodiac]

holy shit that teaser is so good

[dense pumice]

hello :D

[rancid dome]

Hello chat

[static ferry]

goodbey

[rancid dome]

👋

[tardy walrus]

noemi :)

[rough wing]

Hello Noemi

I feel angry. Extremely so I'm walking to clear my head

I will end up somewhere at the end, idk where but we'll see

[rancid dome]

Hello axxoriel and sanded

:3

[rancid dome]

What happened?

[rough wing]

Got a verbal assbeating from a mother who I talked with the daughter of
I have a girlfriend.

She thought I loved her because I messaged her today

So basically told me to stay far away from her, damn well I'll do that now

[tardy walrus]

L mom

[rough wing]

You just gave me a real good reason to do that

[tardy walrus]

keep yo head up

[rough owl]

Lol what

Who does that..?

[rough wing]

Overprotective mothers

[bronze shore]

STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER BECAUSE I DON'T WANT HER TO EXPERIENCE LOVE

[rough wing]

I didn't mention to her I had a girlfriend, because I didn't want her to freak out more

[rough wing]

GOD FORBIDS MY DAUGHTER HAS A FRIEND!!

KNOW YOUR LIMITS, PUNY MAN!

[bronze shore]

like I don't get that

"stay away from my [child]" like what?

even if it was something romantic

[rough wing]

I didn't even do shit

[bronze shore]

you don't want your child to love somebody?

[rough wing]

The worst part is it wasn't at all

I already have a girlfriend

[rancid dome]

what? That sucks and sounds very stupid

[rough wing]

It wasn't a romantic text dude

[bronze shore]

yeah I know

just saying it's dumb in either way

[rancid dome]

clearly when you text a female, it means you wanna make a move on them

where the fuck are common sense nowadays

Are they behind an expensive paywall? Maybe illegal?

[bronze shore]

I see

she thinks he's a part of ICE

and she is illegal

[rough wing]

What is an ICE

[rough wing]

I just wanted a friend man...

[summer adder]

Non existent

Dude my schools IT blocked all wifi networks except for the schools, and so now poor kids at our district can't do homeworo

Homework

And keep getting detentions for it

Its so retarded lol

[rancid dome]

My head just immediately read it as "Internal Combustion Engine" instead of "ICE" 😭

[summer adder]

What

[rough wing]

I genuinely can't put it to my head like

Even if I fucking liked her

What makes you think

[rancid dome]

I think I am in love with f1 a tad too much

[rough wing]

Telling me to stay away will result in

Congrats, you just ruined your daughter's attempt at love due to your shitty parenting

Yeah, I don't think I'll continue talking with her after this. FFS

[still wigeon]

What team are you supporting?

[rancid dome]

I would say Red Bull

(They're my sponsor)

[summer adder]

Stinky discord mod

Take a shower

[rancid dome]

Actually,

I just did, for the 3rd time today

[amber ether]

Stinky discord mod

Take another

[rancid dome]

Mf, I dont smell

[wintry current]

Can we get another limited edition class d plushie release

[summer adder]

Lies

[wintry current]

Is northwood allergic to money

[amber ether]

Me when I lie..

[summer adder]

You don't have to lie

[amber ether]

All NW staff are stinky

[fringe cedar]

Bro dog got them moves

[pearl anvil]

for what purpose 😭

[amber ether]

Fr

[summer adder]

We know you last took one on january 3rd, of 2018

Its okay

You can take a shower

You won't melt

[fringe cedar]

POV: me when my ms is above 500

[amber ether]

hyd? @rancid dome

[pearl anvil]

i hate these green roles

[amber ether]

[rancid dome]

one to start the day, one after a day of school @ ~4:45pm (it's SO HOT and I'd arrive home sweating a lot) and another before bed

[still wigeon]

[pearl anvil]

huh

i just

take one before bed

[rough wing]

I gotta take a cold shower when I get home

[amber ether]

I take one shower every other day

[pearl anvil]

okayyy

that

[amber ether]

wtf is this 3x a day shower

[pearl anvil]

is smelly

[rancid dome]

Yeah, and ya'll say I smell ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[amber ether]

I don’t leave my house unless I go to work and I shower after work

[pearl anvil]

once a day is the correct amount

twice a day if whatever you do really stinks

[amber ether]

Okay NW staff

[pearl anvil]

but once a day is sufficient for 99% of protection

[rancid dome]

sweating so much cuz of the damn heat

[pearl anvil]

can’t relate

[rancid dome]

Yeah...

South East Asia moment 😔

[rancid dome]

I am informing HR

That you are spreading misinformation and you are the stinky one

[eager wadi]

check his !profile

[rancid dome]

Hmm? 1 moment

It's just like any normal !profile?

Or am I not getting it

nvm,

[still wigeon]

Impostor

[hollow sparrow]

i exploded cause of he new video of nothwood

let marketing cook

im fucking exploding

this is amazing

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224349383932510329/1286036305654055006/togif.gif

[amber ether]

!profile @amber ether

Bruh

[hollow sparrow]

lmao

[amber ether]

“ I’m a mysterious person “

[pearl anvil]

ha it looks like the ntf has boobs

[amber ether]

Mannnn

[tardy walrus]

hugs

[pearl anvil]

bugs

[rancid dome]

#staff-bot

[amber ether]

Sabotaging the competition huh

[rancid dome]

Oh wait, you dont have it

[pearl anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/creepycrawlies-everywhere-ants-insects-gif-17874308

[tardy walrus]

dont even touch my fries bro 🙏🏽

[amber ether]

I love the no access channel

[rancid dome]

who doesn't

[pearl anvil]

ant army go

[amber ether]

From where

[pearl anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/ants-mosh-pit-circle-gif-9913029

what the fuck

[rough wing]

staff-bot

[pearl anvil]

this app sucks

[rough wing]

Old discord client is winning

[pearl anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/you-see-my-roles-low-rank-shut-up-low-rank-gif-27563414

[amber ether]

😔

[static ferry]

mad

[fickle ibex]

hi

[static ferry]

funni

[static ferry]

helo!

[fast sentinel]

guys

does anyone know whether the kill an scp as a scientist achievement is broken

killed one with the micro a couple of months back and noticed i don't have it

[amber ether]

Someone could have gotten the last point of damage

Afaik it only tracks who they were killed by

[ionic snow]

@golden sparrow i see ur on rn

[hazy citrus]

Hello friends :)

[rancid dome]

hewwo Shoddy :3

[hazy citrus]

Hiiiiii

[orchid kraken]

SCP SL Storymode when?

[hazy citrus]

Now, the story is 173 loses a game of basketball

[somber raptor]

My father did some questionable electrical work a while ago and this now led to a lightbulb blowing up

Seriously you can see ash on the bulb

[crimson hull]

enshitification 🤑

[fast sentinel]

i checked that it was me

i was the only one wielding the micro

the death message was science personnel

[summer adder]

Take a shower

Smh

[rancid dome]

You say that

you probably need it more than me

[somber raptor]

I probably need it the mos

t

[amber ether]

Then idk, maybe just try again

[amber ether]

https://tenor.com/view/family-feud-survey-says-strike-buzzer-wrong-answer-gif-16312959

[rancid dome]

I hate you so much

jkjk

[dense bluff]

stop creating hype and release the beta that I want to play now

[rancid dome]

Got chu, I will inform the devs to launch the still unfinished build for users to play

[rancid dome]

What could possibly go wrong I wonder

[amber ether]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1116595909334151218/1152581669530910771/giphy.gif

Get in line

[eager wadi]

!rename @amber ether 🎃PumpkinsRequired🎃

[snow umbra]

Done.

[eager wadi]

[dense bluff]

People the Russians have leaked that you can now use the syringe to revive downed teammates

100% real no fake

[meager slate]

!rename @eager wadi Dj_Nyathan

[snow umbra]

I do not have permission to rename that member. They may be higher than or equal to me in the role hierarchy.

[meager slate]

Sad day

[eager wadi]

!rename @meager slate Tinyro

[snow umbra]

Done.

[meager slate]

Fucked up day

[eager wadi]

you fooled yourself

[amber ether]

halloween

[tardy walrus]

hugs

[amber ether]

?

[tardy walrus]

you should treat yourself

[summer adder]

I wonder if Gentoo's eating bamboo is taboo whilst playing a kazoo and reading a tutorial on yahoo will make me exclaim "Wahoo!" and me to eat ballyhoo.

[tardy walrus]

have a wonderful rest of your day

:)

[amber ether]

u2

[rough wing]

The only word I understood from that is arch

Fuck I mean Gentoo

the ArchRot is too deep in me.

[cloud holly]

Yea so wheres the feature request/feedback channel?

[eager wadi]

What for

[junior jasper]

hello guys

[static ferry]

hey, did NW and all servers on scpsl give up again?

[junior jasper]

where the hell are you in VC?

my discord is trollin

[static ferry]

???????????????

[eager wadi]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[junior jasper]

I cannot find anyone in VC but discord is saying to me that you are in VC somewhere

[static ferry]

oh

[sleek estuary]

servers are fine

[static ferry]

might be one that be buggy

[static ferry]

one server was acting up lmao, sorry about that

say they might be doing something to fix it

[sleek estuary]

ur good lol

[junior jasper]

Status: No textures on primitives available

[static ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-hiding-embarrassed-bush-gif-6287489991893889017

[summer adder]

🖕

[junior jasper]

[summer adder]

[mortal crypt]

hi

can i share my twitch clips in #media-posts

or thats called self promo which i think its forbidden

[orchid kraken]

Some dude leaked patreon and models are kinda supposed to have a funny feature

Not going to leak

Cuz

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-patrick-bateman-joker-capcut-lightning-gif-12942689870829328706

[orchid kraken]

On tiktok

[mortal crypt]

!leaks

lol

[gusty moon]

noxplis please finish the animation

[wide kiln]

!leak

[mortal crypt]

command doesnt work?

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

[gusty moon]

😭 🙏

[mortal crypt]

oh its ! leak

[wide kiln]

you put an s

[wide kiln]

ye

[gusty moon]

!leak

[mortal crypt]

silly me

[gusty moon]

!leaks

hmm

[wide kiln]

you might have to be lvl 5

[mortal crypt]

i already know man they spoil the new stuff for me

[orchid kraken]

I AM OUTSIDE
I HAVE A LIFE

I WANT TO LIVE

[mortal crypt]

i scroll a bit in tiktok bam scpsl leaks

[gusty moon]

no return to sfm and work harder

[orchid kraken]

And i showed what i made recently

[gusty moon]

😎

[orchid kraken]

Yes sir...

[gusty moon]

good boy

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760703485943218211/1053365901837213788/493F0C50-1748-4394-B640-754920DB8B8F.gif

[mortal crypt]

urm??

[orchid kraken]

I have a girlfriend btw
she's not real but just saying

[gusty moon]

looks like i am

[wide kiln]

oh wait im silly

[wide kiln]

try again then? maybe itll work

[gusty moon]

not really a problem

[orchid kraken]

I had 30 minutes to animate and render so LAST scene kinda rushed

[gusty moon]

return to monkey, make 2007 tf2 animations

[orchid kraken]

@gusty moon this is what i made today (going to change the barel scene)

[gusty moon]

reminds me of the csgo trailer

[orchid kraken]

3 ppl said that

Kinda has a lot random references i never thought abt lmfao

[gusty moon]

the artist who makes peak without knowing it

[lethal scroll]

Time to make fun of a crippled character

[orchid kraken]

My entire animation is inspired by that one entropy zero 2 animation

[lethal scroll]

Dogday can no longer go-to the 🇲 🇨 🇦

I would say he should stand up for himself buuut

[orchid kraken]

It has some references to it but mostly its "original"

[orchid kraken]

Slight pain, should walk it off

[mortal crypt]

guys i have a question am i allowed to share my twitch clips in media?

[gusty moon]

not saying it isnt but just check csgo trailers last part its the same senario

[lethal scroll]

Hard to stand up for yourself when your legs have been torn off

[solar glacier]

Bro brought a knife to a gun fight 😭😭🙏🙏🙏

[orchid kraken]

Yes

[gusty moon]

why not

[orchid kraken]

I know, i remember it

[mortal crypt]

Thanks

[orchid kraken]

Bro tried to sneak😭

He aint no Solid snake

[gusty moon]

"Press C to hide under a cargo box"

unironically mgs5

[orchid kraken]

And somehow passes through 10 soldiers rushing his location

[gusty moon]

main character without plot armor

i think a scene where the site staff calls help but the signal goes to chaos and when the car arrives facility guard seems happy until he sees the logo on the car and panics

would be cool

[orchid kraken]

Plot armor when i disintegrate the main character with micro

[gusty moon]

"twd has the most plat armor"

negan:

[mortal crypt]

"john wick"

[orchid kraken]

Most plot armors go to animes where mc magically survives the unsurvivable

[mortal crypt]

john wick literally fights npcs but he is cool tho

[gusty moon]

he has the biggest plot armor but his plot armor is justified with the skills he has so

[orchid kraken]

Unironically, he would he dead long time ago

If 5 man rushed at him and did not just stand and look at him

But shoot instead

[mortal crypt]

true like people ran to him

who remembers the scene from john wick 2 the meusem fight

the long hallway where a guy just pushed him

[orchid kraken]

And i dont think realistically, 10 people wouldn't just stand and watch as 1 dude solos them with pencil while they have a gun

[mortal crypt]

true

its unrealistic but because john wick have abilites like self healing

[gusty moon]

You will not kill my allies

[orchid kraken]

Maybe self first aid help but not this fast

Not like in games where u take pain killer and it heals your broken bones

[mortal crypt]

in chapter 2 ending he was stabbed but literally chapter 2 that takes 5 minutes after chapter 2 you will see his wound healed

it might be a mistake by director but i think john wick is more then an assassin

[visual acorn]

Epic fight

[somber raptor]

I was thinking of buying a used RTX 4080

Then it came to me: my main game is Counter-Strike 2 i don't need a fucking 4080 i get 250+ fps with a 3060

[orchid kraken]

Yeah

Go gtx960

[somber raptor]

💀

[timber blaze]

hi ineed verification my server

[meager slate]

Contact us at [e-mail]

[rich garnet]

s

[glossy coyote]

[still wigeon]

[glossy cave]

hi can anyone help me on how to make a server for my friends on SCP?

a private server would be fine we just want to start playing the game

anyone?

[pearl anvil]

#technical-support

[orchid kraken]

Anyone knows how to get license for copyrighted music? I dont want my video to be taken down and for me to have wasted 5 months if my life

[pearl anvil]

i think you gotta do like a whole thing where you contact the owner

and probably have to pay for it

[fickle sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/wiggle-cat-kitty-small-car-gif-16990037302750262224

[amber ether]

As long as your video isn't monetized, you won't get it taken down I believe

If it was monetized, you'd have to get a license w/ the person who made the music

[orchid kraken]

Ah yeah 330 subs

So im safe

Even if i had more than 2k, they could take all money i get from it but just dont take it down

My next animation project is recreating csgo trailer but i have to wait till new models

Cuz it be lame for me to animate it all with old models, then new come out and i have to replace everyone
(Altrought it takes 2 clicks on sfm to change model and replace other)

[still wigeon]

Hello

[still wigeon]

jail time

[meager slate]

locked up for warcrimes

[still wigeon]

what did that little man do

[meager slate]

bioweapons

[still wigeon]

was he apart of the sigma maffia run by thomas shelbek?

[meager slate]

he killed thousand, millions even

[meager slate]

he was his right hand man

[still wigeon]

ain't no way

[meager slate]

he was way too powerful, they had to lock him up...

[still wigeon]

good thing he doesnt roam the streets no more

[meager slate]

Would be dangerous out there

[still wigeon]

is this safe? or also highly dangerous???

[meager slate]

they locked him up..

[still wigeon]

oh nie

[meager slate]

This one's ferocious

[orchid kraken]

Eh...

[meager slate]

Deni

[still wigeon]

i bet he bit your ass

[orchid kraken]

Bros gonna ask for 40k€ and run away with it like they did with FortressFilms

[meager slate]

Sounds like a small person's name

[orchid kraken]

Das me🔥🗣‼️

[amber ether]

Can't hurt I suppose

[meager slate]

I fought him off

it was a great battle

[orchid kraken]

Dont want to risk

Dont want sony at my door 1 hour after release

[amber ether]

fair

[still wigeon]

you are here that means you've won

[meager slate]

There are no winners in war...

[orchid kraken]

Prolly gonna ask again for shit ton money and run with it

[meager slate]

War is peace

[fallow kite]

how do I change my pastebin id on my server

[sleek estuary]

in your gameplay config

[fallow kite]

what part

and is the pastebin thing you description or something?

[lethal scroll]

Yooo, we are getting a official fallout mega blocks set

[sleek estuary]

serverinfo_pastebin_id

[sleek estuary]

a pastebin needs to contain server rules, contact info, and whatever else you want in it

[fallow kite]

oh ok

[sleek estuary]

you create it here, then get the id and change it in the gameplay config https://pastebin.com/

[fallow kite]

where is the id

[orchid kraken]

Dont do that

[sleek estuary]

after you create it, the id is after the pastebin.com/idhere

[fallow kite]

the entire link?

[sleek estuary]

just whats after it

[fallow kite]

ok

[sleek estuary]

for example

[forest field]

WDYM? Look at all this new land we acquired! 😀

[sleek estuary]

lets say its this
https://pastebin.com/GjLjwgLa
the id would be GjLjwgLa

[fallow kite]

ok

[meager slate]

Wasteland...

[forest field]

Yes, perfect to build houses on! 😀

[fallow kite]

I just said Welcome to Yellow SCP
Remember Yellow is the best color

Contact info: My Discord is DisloyalDesign

Rules:
No kos of dclass unless they have showed a gun or killed someone
Slurs will not be tolerated and will result in a instant ban
all the rules of the offical servers just read the rules of ravenguard or something
And use common sense don't say "oh it doesn't say that in the rules"

[light lily]

wgat

[fringe hornet]

i need help

[fallow kite]

thats my server decription

[fallow kite]

with what

[fringe hornet]

with being drunk

how do i hide the behaviour in front of my mom

ppl tell me to eat a fucking lemon

[fallow kite]

why are you drunk-

how old even are you

and have you been drunk before

[fringe hornet]

im old

[light lily]

by not being drunk

[fringe hornet]

no not that drunk

[fallow kite]

than why are you drunk infront of your mom

[fringe hornet]

oh ok bet lemme just not be drunk rq

[fringe hornet]

im not home yet

[light lily]

yea there u go

[fallow kite]

ok so brush your teeth and take a shower

avoid talking to her

your will smell like alchohal

[fringe hornet]

ofc ill take a fucking shower i smell like

[fallow kite]

avoid her

[fringe hornet]

cigaretted

[fallow kite]

if you have never been drunk before

your prob gonna vomit

dont go to sleep

[fringe hornet]

FYM

im probably gonna fall in the showr4

[fallow kite]

if you fall asleep you can choke on your vomit

and you will die

[fringe hornet]

i vomit tommorow

i didnt drink THAT much

but enough to invert my controls

and put me to 10 fos

[crimson hull]

what the fuck