general-chat

[hearty heart]

watch dogs multiplayer is so fun

[main forum]

well, the point is how much GBs did you game have when you were like downloading it

[solemn flame]

wd1 is one of the last good ubisoft games

[hearty heart]

the best part of legion is when you become a grandma and randomly die from a heart attack

[hearty heart]

far cry 5 is still goated

[dark tartan]

far cry 3>>

[hearty heart]

no

just wrong lol

[main forum]

there is also farcry6

[solemn flame]

ubisoft montreal doesnt miss

black flag was also peak

[hearty heart]

6 is kinda mid

[dark tartan]

whats wrong with 3 man

[main forum]

yea true

[lethal scroll]

One part of WD2 I dislike, it's hard to pull off headshots compared to WD 1 and Legion

[main forum]

is it mid tho

[rancid ivy]

i have had the game for years, i wasnt downloading it

[hearty heart]

nothing, it has a great story, but 4 and 5 are better gameplay wise

[rancid ivy]

it never uninstalled itself

[hearty heart]

plus 4 and 5 don't become dogshit halfway through the game

aka when Vaas dies

[main forum]

damn, i had the game for almost 4 years, yes ik i need to get a life and a job which i do btw

[dark tartan]

yeah ill admit that second island is a bit of a drop but it isnt dogshit

like hoytts ok

[lethal scroll]

FC3 was good but it had too many forced stealth shit

[gilded timber]

If I had to guess it probably needed a different version than the one you had installed for whatever reason

[rancid ivy]

bro i dont know u you dont need to say you dont have a life

[hearty heart]

5's melee is some of the most fun ive had in a video game period

[lethal scroll]

the first forced stealth section pissed me off so much

[hearty heart]

its so fucking goofy and fun

[main forum]

ik

[dark tartan]

but michael mando does suchh a good job as vaas that it makes any other villian seem just not as good

[solemn flame]

AC black flag had the best stealth 🔥

of any ubisoft game

[hearty heart]

i can agree, he just didn't have that much screentime

[dark tartan]

yeah he should of been through the entire game

[hearty heart]

at least with pagen minn, he's there the entire time

and actually has a major influence

[lethal scroll]

Just Cause is 3rd person Far Cry

[hearty heart]

ehhhhhhhhhhh

kinda

[lethal scroll]

which is even more evident with FC6 having a latino protag

[hearty heart]

just cause 3 goated

[dark tartan]

3 and 2 are so good

4 isnt real

[lethal scroll]

true, only on PC though
JC3 n console is......

well

more buggy than New Vegas

[hearty heart]

is it bad? i dont remember having issues on ps4

[lethal scroll]

poor preformance

[hearty heart]

eh maybe that was just my pre-pc mind but i dont remember that

[lethal scroll]

TOH was a peak cartoon, sadly cut short by Disney's homophobia

[rancid ivy]

this has gotta be bait

[lethal scroll]

Not bait, Disney really cancelled it because they are homophobic assholes, it and I quote didn't fit their brand

[rancid ivy]

yep bait

[hearty heart]

the best part of TOH is the part where a guy wrote the longest piece of fiction known to man because of it

[lethal scroll]

Wait what

[hearty heart]

look it up im not bullshitting you

[rancid ivy]

disney literally puts gay characters into stuff that didnt have them before

[lethal scroll]

Blåhaj

[pearl anvil]

Season 1 kinda sucked im ngl

but i really really like 2 and 3

[pearl anvil]

finale was good tho

[pearl anvil]

toh season 2-3 was peak and it really sucks that it got cancelled

[pearl anvil]

that was homestuck

[hearty heart]

na look up the loud house revamped

it’s like 35+ million words

[pearl anvil]

oh no it was loud house

that’s

[hearty heart]

it’s ridiculous

[lethal scroll]

MINIGAMES

Tbh I've never met pandemonium and I've reached door 70 many times
Angler though, I keep encountering him

[pearl anvil]

MINIGAME MINIGAME

https://tenor.com/view/minigames-pandemonium-pandemonium-door-30-roblox-roblox-pressure-gif-9790497332185465507

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-pressure-pandemonium-roblox-pressure-roblox-pressure-pandemonium-gif-14170895608976513979

[runic adder]

sir, there is an expendable outside.

[vivid crypt]

is this still SCP SL- related? Lol

[grand musk]

When another gamer tells you to "git gud," it isn't a criticism of your lack of skill. It's acknowledgment that you have untapped potential, if you can just stick with it. It's not meant to be patronizing; it's more like a Zen koan. "Git gud." Because you're better than you give yourself credit for.

...anyway.

[plush bolt]

is that that one roblox game with that one thing where its like that one doors game or am i like dumb

[pearl anvil]

correct

[plush bolt]

which part

[tidal kelp]

hello waiter, one scp please

[plush bolt]

git gud is actually an abbreviation

G: Get
I: Into
T: Training

so it says get into training good

[viral shadow]

is there a server with plugins for servers? i just made one and i wanted to see what i could get

[polar spade]

!nwapi

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/tztUba7A2b

[polar spade]

U can publicise ur plugin in that server

[lethal scroll]

Found this on Twitter, thought it was pretty funny

[plush bolt]

hey pal, no politics!!!!

its over for you

ur gettin banned

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-mewing-sigma-mew-mewing-chad-gif-17710863300302979354

[plush bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-blast-gif-27539890

[sleek estuary]

@gloomy skiff

[lethal scroll]

L-lewd

[rigid locust]

"Jumbo Josh, I need you to kill smartschoolboy9 for me"
"Anything for you Mr. President"

[untold wyvern]

did site roleplay get an update

HOLY SHIT

[plush bolt]

roblox scp game

[untold wyvern]

this shit so 🔥

[soft heart]

when is the update coming

[plush bolt]

scp 2029

[soft heart]

yes

[plush bolt]

yes

Hi

[quasi isle]

👋

[eager wadi]

hi

[somber raptor]

Hi

[untold wyvern]

hi

[sleek estuary]

hi

[lethal scroll]

Exotic animals I've eaten

1. Lobster
2. Crab
3. Squid
4. Rabbit
5. Deer

Venison isn't my favorite tbch, Idk if it was made wrong or something, but the first time I tried venison it was too rubbery, (But keep in mind this was like 11 years ago, that was the first and only time I've had venison)

Oh yeah I also had dried tarantula jerky

[rough wing]

Have you eaten mussels before

I did just yesterday

[plush bolt]

deer is not exotic

silly goose

[patent bear]

rabbit and deer are exotic to you?

where do you live? the sahara desert?

[plush bolt]

not a real american

😔

[lethal scroll]

It's just not something you'd see many people eating around here in Indiana

[patent bear]

venison is pretty common

[lethal scroll]

Did they add 610 yet

[patent bear]

and deer are not at all in the consideration for an exotic animal

[untold wyvern]

they did

[fickle ibex]

you decide to put tarantula jerky at the bottom of the list it doesn't even matter

but it's probably the most exotic

[lethal scroll]

True

[proud ferry]

I used to live in Indiana, I kinda miss it

[lethal scroll]

We may be getting legal weed here soon

[proud ferry]

Yikes

I prefer the illegal kind

Jk

[lethal scroll]

Look at these adorable cats

[proud ferry]

I've seen that image before lol

[slate goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/never-goon-bozonga-hjjw-saraiva-skibidi-gif-15011026571260862033

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

[hollow sparrow]

Never goon

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scream-crazy-crazy-cat-quote-gif-26708740

[slate goblet]

neva goon 🔥

[hollow sparrow]

Neva goon

[slate goblet]

gooners are to be given the lethal injection 🤑

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-fbi-police-police-cat-fbi-cat-gif-1256429038097351888

[hollow sparrow]

Real

[proud ferry]

The fuck is gooning?

[slate goblet]

It's when you edge but you fail

[proud ferry]

I hate to admit it but I'm one of them...

[slate goblet]

What.

...

@hollow sparrow

Jarvis, track his location.

[proud ferry]

Oh shit

[hollow sparrow]

72.222.777

[hollow sparrow]

Very real ip

Real

Definitely not a fake ip

[placid tinsel]

im going to touch you

[slate goblet]

Jarvis, send a firing squad to "72.222.777" and mark it as "@proud ferry's goon cave".

[proud ferry]

Oh my, you leaked my ip, I'm doomed, what will I ever do?

[hollow sparrow]

You’re invited to the diddy party

[hollow sparrow]

Idk

Stop gooning

[proud ferry]

Never!

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

[proud ferry]

That's fine activating instant kill

[solemn flame]

maybe they shouldve kept this word filtered

[placid tinsel]

🤑

[hollow sparrow]

😭

[slate goblet]

Jarvis, twist his balls.

[haughty oasis]

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-fbi-police-police-cat-fbi-cat-gif-1256429038097351888

[solemn flame]

[placid tinsel]

is that a fucking lysol spray

[slate goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/lowtiergod-low-tier-god-mods-moderators-mods-crush-his-skull-gif-7601075343591906860

[placid tinsel]

gtfo??

[hollow sparrow]

Relatable

[proud ferry]

I need to goon, it makes me a better Spider-Man!

[solemn flame]

[slate goblet]

Gooning is a sin.

[placid tinsel]

krill yourself lil bro remember you back in bakos

[slate goblet]

Jarvis, give him the testicular torsion.

[placid tinsel]

you mad scary 😨

[solemn flame]

what

[proud ferry]

NOOO NOT MY 19 INCHES OF VENOM

[placid tinsel]

you touched me in bakos discord server gen 1 vc

😔

[slate goblet]

Hey carnage do you know candice

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-sl-scp-zombie-spining-scp-049-2-gif-6813734298349905759

[proud ferry]

I ain't falling for that one, buddy

[slate goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-carnage-candice-do-you-gif-25023377

[proud ferry]

The exaggerated swagger of a red symbiote

[hollow sparrow]

I feel so sigma!

https://tenor.com/view/so-sigma-sigma-trans-talking-flower-mario-gif-17069754521250683205

[placid tinsel]

thats so skibidi

[proud ferry]

Ok I'm gonna unexist myself now byeee

[slate goblet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/911293186398367794/1050827071263363203/caption-23.gif

[proud ferry]

Believe it or not I'm actually a Christian

[placid tinsel]

who the fuck asked?

[proud ferry]

Nobody

[slate goblet]

That was man brother

[placid tinsel]

exactly shut the fuck up

[slate goblet]

High five

[proud ferry]

Who asked you to say that?

[placid tinsel]

stfu non? 😭 🙏

[proud ferry]

Alr broski you're going to Brazil

[placid tinsel]

thats overused as hell 😭

[proud ferry]

Ah, this is funny

[slate goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/pope-trump-hand-swat-gif-8714427

[proud ferry]

Not as overused as "who asked"

[placid tinsel]

kinda is

[slate goblet]

Leave my bro alone

He did nun to ya

[proud ferry]

Hmmm idk about that one, chief

[placid tinsel]

over used generic meme #52

[proud ferry]

I haven't heard anyone say "you're going to Brazil" in years

[slate goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/roxanne-roxanne-wolf-tickle-asmr-vr-gif-25504941

[placid tinsel]

bro shut the fuck up 😭 🙏

[placid tinsel]

🤤

[slate goblet]

No need to swear good sire

[proud ferry]

Simp

[slate goblet]

Need to keep your language clean if you wanna be a gentleman like me

[proud ferry]

She's a robot

[placid tinsel]

how does that make me a simp

even better what the hell

robots 🤤

[slate goblet]

I stopped using swear words and I started attracting girls with my rich vocabulary 😎

[placid tinsel]

i want men not women

[digital cape]

what the fu

[placid tinsel]

🤑

[proud ferry]

Ah, some more amusing attention seeking

[slate goblet]

The lethal injection

[placid tinsel]

one look at my bio says it all buddy 💀

[proud ferry]

Oh wow you'd really bang anything

[slate goblet]

@proud ferry Thou shalt stop, for he is seeking for attention

[digital cape]

I wonder

[slate goblet]

And if thou shalt stop, the attention shalt be cut off, meaning no yapanese

[digital cape]

no dont infect me with it

Noooo NoooOooo

[slate goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/open-season-shaw-deer-run-over-meme-gif-12251156658227451666

@digital cape

[proud ferry]

Hehe, using my own tricks against me, you're learning

[slate goblet]

im gonna do this toy ou

[placid tinsel]

never speak like that again 😭

be normal please

[slate goblet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/1037869117505540218/4BB32798-769C-42C3-8AEB-0501B7A67970.gif

[digital cape]

Oh, noble soul, thou hast verily wrought upon me an affliction most curious, for through thine words and discourse, I find myself ensnared in the very tongue of ages long past. Lo, I am now bound by the venerable speech of yore, as though it were a contagion, spreading through mine mind, and now, with every utterance, I am compelled to speak in the manner of the ancients, with a cadence and grandeur befitting the courts of kings and the halls of knights. Truly, thine influence hath woven upon my tongue the threads of antiquity, and thus I am, alas, rendered a vessel of this most majestic and storied vernacular.

[rough wing]

Chat sucks

[proud ferry]

I ain't normal

[slate goblet]

I shalt not read thou long chatter, for it is too many feet of lenght

[digital cape]

Verily, I do beseech thee to partake in the reading thereof, for it is most worthy of thine attention and contemplation.

[proud ferry]

Imma see myself out of this conversation now

[slate goblet]

Thy using a special translator, for my language is the only one pure, thy are a liar, a rat, prepare your pantaloons, for you are being grabbished out of your gold and dabloons

[digital cape]

I do not deign to partake in any of thy proclamations, nor shall I in times henceforth. Forsooth, the tongue in which I speak is of far greater refinement and grandeur, surpassing thine in every manner of elegance and distinction.

[slate goblet]

Thy end is now, for the injection of a toxic trunk into your blood highways shalt be commenced this instant

[digital cape]

Such words are ill-suited for any discourse of honor or respect. It is better to uphold dignity and kindness in our exchanges, even in moments of frustration.

[hollow sparrow]

e

[digital cape]

not e

behold

[slate goblet]

My diginity is of high favors, for I am a member of a noble bloodline, full of rich gentries and even a priest. Your bloodline is filthy with plebs, and mice, and rats, thy end is now, for your bloodline is poor in rich genes

[proud ferry]

After all of these years finally I have become a meme

[slate goblet]

This beautiful woman is not really an accurate depicition of a noble gentleman like me, for I am rich in soul, aswell as rich in looks, but thy woman seems angered, while I am rarely angered

[digital cape]

Indeed, it doth trouble me greatly, for I have come to know that thou hast engaged in relations with the last five women thou hast encountered. Such behavior, I must confess, dost strike me as most unbecoming and disquieting to mine sensibilities.

[proud ferry]

A spider bit me (it wasn't radioactive)

[slate goblet]

Thy profile picture greately acknowledges your actual presence, for it appears you are rich in looks, yet poor in soul, for soul is more valuable than any looks of the world. Shame be on thee, for you are blinded by the world, behold, for you are the herald of evil.

[slate goblet]

I have 12 girls in my class and I talk to most of them 💀

[proud ferry]

W rizz

[digital cape]

Verily, I possess a soul of great nobility. Yet, the visage thou dost see, a consequence of mine most recent wager, is but a fleeting shadow of my loss. But thou, with thy countenance veiled in white mask, dost reveal thy true nature, steeped in the foulness of villainy. Such treachery shall not be suffered, for thy crimes demand reckoning, and thus thine execution hath been decreed, to follow swiftly thereafter.

[slate goblet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/911293186398367794/1036360502189756566/ezgif.com-gif-maker_3.gif

[rough wing]

This chat is fucking brainrot

[proud ferry]

ikr

[slate goblet]

Do you guys remember the time when

you know what

I wont talk about this

[tough tapir]

@strange niche soon

[strange niche]

Ambition

Do you hear it?

[paper bobcat]

[paper bobcat]

Mods?

[slate goblet]

FRSTPUNKKK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[paper bobcat]

[slate goblet]

Hot girls are seen at every corner of the earth

sadly

the earth is round

🔥

[somber raptor]

@cinder sapphire i went to the doctor and they basically told us to fuck off in medical terms 💀

[proud ferry]

Jokes on you I find them on every curve of the Earth

[solemn flame]

average healthcare nowadays

[reef sapphire]

someone pointed out to me that people are telling me to kms in my steam profile comments lmaooooo

I wonder if they'd get in trouble if I reported them

[unique kindle]

Pfqlbnt rnj nj g;

зайдитеп кто то пж

[light lily]

me showing some guy on discord my right leg that he does not have

[eager wadi]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.

[ember blade]

Ur hair…

Its…

So…

U…

Unbelievably awesome sauce!

[fickle ibex]

what is going on

[tight ermine]

freezerbox

[bronze pier]

Update is never gonna Happen

[hearty river]

Where is the September Patreon Post, Peter?

[sturdy meadow]

PETA WHERE IS THE POST PETA??

[light lily]

loiter squad lurking in the parking lot 🔥

[fickle ibex]

hiya

[meager slate]

Freeze

[fickle ibex]

hi

hows it going

[meager slate]

i'm okay wbu

[valid silo]

No u

[fickle ibex]

i'm good

[somber raptor]

Car has been activated

[fickle ibex]

awakened from his slumber

[trim sinew]

m

[charred root]

Engine had been actived

[shell cedar]

Sup guys. Did anyone here ever had the problem, that when joining a server after a few minutes every player freezes, but you can still move around and do stuff + the round will never end etc.? Already contacted the support a while ago, but they just told me its a internet problem which cant be in my opinion.

[charred root]

it only happens when ur network disconnect

iirc

[shell cedar]

But it doesnt... everything and every other game works just fine and it never occured before...

[somber raptor]

When this happens

How high is your ping?

[shell cedar]

They told me that too, and that I should contact my internet provider but they would just laugh if I told them that my game doesnt work 😆

[dawn carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468139792958488608/1284512724088393759/93h91i.gif

Coach gaming.

[shell cedar]

Can't really remember, but if it reached a high number I would have realized it I think.

[shell cedar]

Just checked, the ping is pretty good. It actually works right now, but usually it disconnects me after a few minutes. By disconnecting I mean this weird kind of freezing me in time.

Just switched to another server and instantly froze in the start sequence

[zealous leaf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1259883875962982483/1284612631126085652/VID_20240914_222423.mp4?ex=66e7ecfe&is=66e69b7e&hm=8637c97390525ec93fb5aa61762741995a60bb898e51eae2fc55270ce0d2bcad&

[somber raptor]

Hello

What Hitman mission should i play

(I have not played hitman in a long time so getting SA/SO will be hard because i'm dumb)

[tough tapir]

Haven island

[somber raptor]

Bro wants me dead

[tough tapir]

No it has the funny

Suitcase of death

https://tenor.com/view/hitman-throw-briefcase-jetski-gif-15758520

[somber raptor]

You know what is not funny tho?

The sight of the guards in that mission

[tough tapir]

Just don't get caught

[somber raptor]

Dipshits can see u from across the map

[tough tapir]

[wicked spade]

just dont get detected smh

[zealous leaf]

is nitro worth it

[fierce star]

no

[zealous leaf]

500 mb upload size

[fierce star]

well if you need to download something thats 500mb then maybe

[polar spade]

Then u put it on google drive and send a link

Completely free

[fierce star]

^

[polar spade]

And doesn't encourage discord to take more stuff from free users

[zealous leaf]

fair

[light lily]

almighty so 2 aoty

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-coca-cola-shake-shut-up-gif-27619675

Dead chat

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

[zealous leaf]

ran out of cat pics

car*

[hollow sparrow]

I got many

A collection

[zealous leaf]

invite me to serwer with wawa cat emoji plis

[young wind]

Is it possible to give someone in my server a coloured badge without giving them admin powers?

[zealous leaf]

yes

[young wind]

and how am i able to do that? just define a new role with no powers enabled?

will they be able to open up the admin menu? i don't want that to happen

[zealous leaf]

yuh

no powers

not even opening up admin menu powers

[somber raptor]

The admin menu is tied to permissions

If they don't have any permission (Overwatch and ViewHiddenBadges, ViewHiddenGlobalBadges, Noclip, AFKImmunity and FriendlyFireDetectorImmunity don't give RA access) they won't be able to access the RA panel

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-knead-fast-massage-gif-19678816

[young wind]

Thank you

[raven gulch]

I have a question, how could I be a Northwood tester?

[young wind]

Also does anyone know when the halloween event is coming?

[distant cove]

[somber raptor]

Probably on halloween

[young wind]

does it usually last for all of october or

i've played this game for 4 years but never during the halloween or christmas events so just curious

[latent jackal]

decorations will automatically spawn in when the date turns over to October, the event that gives candy and 3114, that'll be up to NW (probably October 29th)

[young wind]

Oh so decorations spawn october 1st?

nice

[latent jackal]

That's what happened last year to my memory

[distant cove]

Yeah the Halloween decorations automatically spawns on October 1st

iirc the Chirstmas Gift Boxes does on December first

[zealous leaf]

cant wait for halloween

cant wait for the evil candy

[timid yacht]

Sup

I listen to TOOL SOAD and The Used btw

[eager wadi]

go outside

[timid yacht]

I do

[eager wadi]

[timid yacht]

I have a job go to the gym and run a mile every day

[eager wadi]

poking your head out of the door doesn't count

[timid yacht]

I just used my headphones alot

And have goood music taste cus my gf got me into soad and the used

[zealous leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yap-talking-gif-2845990263294244368

holy yapping of yapping ton

[timid yacht]

Blocked

Discord users when they use a communication app to communicate

[zealous leaf]

does this dude really think blocking me will do anything

[timid yacht]

1 blocked message

[simple sluice]

6 blocked among us

[visual acorn]

Yes

[timid yacht]

Chad block signaling

Virgin rage baiter

[zealous leaf]

eh i dont really care

[timid yacht]

Ive already portrait thisbdude as the soyjack so i obviously win this interaction

[zealous leaf]

hes just a random dude

[timid yacht]

1 blocked message

[visual acorn]

You are all my imagination anyway

[raven gulch]

I have a question, how could I be a Northwood tester?

[eager wadi]

Hi, you can keep an eye on #1279953987520565282 whenever the application is available.

[worldly orchid]

QA sounds fun

you get to play the game

[zealous leaf]

subscribe to patreon to get early access on versions

[green verge]

it's not all that unfortunately

[worldly orchid]

I know I'm just trolling

[green verge]

but i significantly enjoyed my time in QA i recommend it

[raven gulch]

But for any application I have to be 18 years old.

[worldly orchid]

they assure the quality of the build

[worldly orchid]

Correct

[simple sluice]

true

[eager wadi]

Yep

[raven gulch]

ok

[zealous leaf]

if you wanna early test versions

subscribe to the patreon

[worldly orchid]

not guranteed

[timid yacht]

2 blocked messages

Pizza pizza pie

Buy buy buy buy

[zealous leaf]

fair

[worldly orchid]

also you might need tier 4 minimum

[distant cove]

No money back guarantees?
:(

[worldly orchid]

but they usually make it less expensive with time

[worldly orchid]

pretty sure there is a page on refunds

[timid yacht]

Peperonis green pepers mushroms olives chibes

[worldly orchid]

and what you can do to make it void

[distant cove]

Is there actually?

[timid yacht]

Need therapy therapy advertisement cuases

[simple sluice]

early access is a dream

[timid yacht]

Adverisement got u on the runnnnnn

[simple sluice]

a trap from NW

[distant cove]

I was joking about the no money back guarantees but now I kinda want to see the page to make it null

[willow shoal]

i think tier 3 gets you acess to betas for small updates, but tier 4 is what allows you to play milestone updates

[distant cove]

Oh, ngl I was expecting more to that haha

[worldly orchid]

no it's just their choice

[timid yacht]

Dafuqboom >>>>

Scottie barnes fantasy adp is 20 lmfaooo this fantasy szn is so fucked

[wicked spade]

what

r u ok

[timid yacht]

Ydk who scottie barnes is?

[wicked spade]

no

[timid yacht]

Casual

[wicked spade]

yes i am

[zealous leaf]

you have to be tier 4

to access betas

[timid yacht]

2 blocked messages

Dafuqboom music taste>>>

Not ashamed of admitting that skibidi toilet got me into TOOL

[wicked spade]

bro really has that music ear you can even see in his previous videos

[timid yacht]

Yea

[willow shoal]

not necessarily

[timid yacht]

I dont hste dafuqboom he id chasing a bag

[zealous leaf]

: O

[willow shoal]

13.5 beta was accessible for tier 3

[wicked spade]

i mean, skibidi toilet is a literal goose laying gold eggs it would be stupid to abandon it

[timid yacht]

Exactly

Skibidi dop dol dop yes yes

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-skibidi-toilet-gif-13421201267508602529

[timid yacht]

W brainrot

[simple sluice]

my deskmate insisted me to watch skibidi toilet mega battle

tbf the animation and charaters are good ngl

its just the name ruins it all

[timid yacht]

The lore go crazy

[zealous leaf]

am i the only one that doesnt watch skibidi toilet here

[simple sluice]

i only watch it once so dont worry

its like those mc animations black plasma studio would make

but with toilets and explosions

[zealous leaf]

minecraft mob school

[simple sluice]

[zealous leaf]

sad it turned into nsfw stuff

those minecraft live streams

[timid yacht]

Steam happy >

[simple sluice]

good old days when the hot one is the herobrine teacher

[zealous leaf]

nowadays theres 50 girl characters and they all have a ass

[polar spade]

Actually predatory children content

[simple sluice]

dude exactly

like couldnt ytb see such obvious predatory contents lie behind kids tags

[zealous leaf]

yeah im talking bout that

[simple sluice]

[timid yacht]

Peter toes

[junior jasper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/947857954655322133/1268140714026467380/councilhmm.gif

[spark tendon]

Yo

[distant cove]

Hi

[spark tendon]

How’s it goin

[junior jasper]

Greeat

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[distant cove]

Certianly going

[distant cove]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/1825058894584094932.mp4

[spark tendon]

Fish

[simple sluice]

stinky

[eager pawn]

[simple abyss]

[still plaza]

@tropic smelt )))

What are you ignoring

[simple sluice]

i will rewatch bunny girl senpai if this message has 1 react

say no more

[steep summit]

stop

[tardy walrus]

D:

[simple abyss]

:D

[random schooner]

!rep @strange trellis

[snow umbra]

You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!

[random schooner]

Free reps for anyone who sucessfully annoys Hubert

(without breaking server rules)

[lunar siren]

Thats hard

[lunar siren]

Yes thats why

[strange trellis]

thank you for the arbitrary internet point

[strange trellis]

no

[lunar siren]

Guys ive been lvl 5 the whole server help me yap

Please

3 years of lvl 5

[random schooner]

Yap about school lunches in your country (im watching a video about it)

[strange trellis]

imagine having school lunches

[lunar siren]

Its disgusting i dont ever step foot there

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

Pickles

[strange trellis]

actually, imagine school

[lunar siren]

Hard to imagine if it exists

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wee-woo-wee-woo-kitten-cute-gif-9808478044642279889

[random schooner]

Come on, you said you wanted to Yap, yap about how disgusting it is

[lunar siren]

Beans

And not even british

[random schooner]

wtf beans are awesome

[lunar siren]

HELL NAH

The mushy texture when u bite into it

I hate it

Idk id rather eat couscous

[random schooner]

What do you eat, steak tartare and caviar, Mr. Fancy Pants?

[lunar siren]

Or sum

[lunar siren]

[random schooner]

Never heard of either Couscous or Sum

What part of the world are you in?

[lunar siren]

North africa

Algeria

[random schooner]

Ah. Beans aren't just popular in the UK, although eating beans by themselfs is.

Usually its eaten with rice in most cultures

[lunar siren]

Rice is good

[random schooner]

What do you usually eat rice with?

[lunar siren]

Chicken?

And sauce

[random schooner]

My go to meal nowadays is rice with onions, beans, mushrooms, chicken, and cabbage.

[lunar siren]

Damn ur healthy bro

Keep it up

[random schooner]

Yeah I try to keep a healthy balanced diet nowadays. When I was a child, my mother would make a ton of meals that were nothing but ground beef with different types of bread, and make enough for the whole week, and I was so absolutely sick of it that I would love absolutely anything that wasn't just meat + bread. Now I really appreciate freshly made meals with a mix of meat, veggies, and grains

[lunar siren]

Thats nice

[random schooner]

Come on, you said you wanted to Yap, tell us more about what you eat and whats common in your country

[lunar siren]

Im eating lunch rn im sorry

[fleet panther]

Beans slander

Wow

[prisma dove]

Gambling

[fleet panther]

Ah yes

I agree

[prisma dove]

LETS GO GAMBLING

[random schooner]

No worries, was just trying to encourage you to get that valuable level 10

[random schooner]

Average SL Fan

[quick stump]

update?

when is it

[eager wadi]

no eta

keep an eye on #game-announcements

[tardy walrus]

2024

[quick stump]

bro come on

[royal sail]

[sonic musk]

before gta 6

[quick stump]

october?

23?

[sonic musk]

erm what

is gta 6 releasing october 24th?

[quick stump]

no im saying the update comes out october 23

[primal cedar]

does it contain a new scp?

[gaunt talon]

They will add 1344

[charred root]

nice 1344

[primal cedar]

tf does that item do

makes me blind?

[charred root]

"better" sightview

[gaunt talon]

You can read about it here

https://patreon.scpslgame.com/posts/view/f907a84d-8b50-4de9-8478-fa40ff8795bb

[primal cedar]

shouldn't be that a thing already? like im having issues with the brightness of the game anyways. barely can see anyone in places without high lights

[primal cedar]

i read it

so xray

cool

[orchid kraken]

https://youtu.be/yRLJweXSW18?si=wrO16P9Z8UysJxm5 this shit still hit emotionally even after 10 years

[fallow kite]

Update is being developed!

[gaunt talon]

https://youtu.be/_ErPil7jWxE?si=QVQpL_FjWG2Yk-nW

[orchid kraken]

I love emotionally sad musics

Great for thinking what to animate

[fleet panther]

I need this

[ornate storm]

Playing sl with a ps4 controller is so hard

[ornate storm]

The recoil

Half the shots I take I miss

I have to only fire a few at a time

[hot hazel]

Woah new dev log.

[untold wyvern]

YOU DONT NEED MORE KEYS FOR GAMBLING

ITS BEEN A DAY ALREADY

[hushed harbor]

lesert go

[acoustic moat]

i need more keys for gambling

[untold wyvern]

NO

[indigo smelt]

When will 14.0 release?

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-almost-ready-alien-2037-2076-gif-8402036631201248290

[supple sapphire]

🫃🏿

[buoyant meadow]

every time this question gets asked, it get's delayed by one week

[indigo smelt]

sure bro

[untold wyvern]

when will 14.0 release

when will it release

[indigo smelt]

idk

[untold wyvern]

when

when is it happening

[fallow folio]

I hope the newmap and goggles release in october

[untold wyvern]

delayed by 4 more weeks

[fallow kite]

Or 2 months

[indigo smelt]

what will the goggles do tho

[fallow kite]

Wall hacks

[fallow folio]

||You can see through walls with em||

[indigo smelt]

no way

[fallow folio]

if you take them off tho

your cooked

[eager wadi]

!1344

[snow umbra]

https://patreon.scpslgame.com/posts/view/f907a84d-8b50-4de9-8478-fa40ff8795bb

[eager wadi]

[fallow folio]

wiat

wait

I have a theory

what if

[indigo smelt]

yo bro do you know when 14.0 releasing?

[fallow folio]

we gave

939

the goggles?

[eager wadi]

there is no release date

[indigo smelt]

bro

it said coming in 2024

[eager wadi]

yeah

[indigo smelt]

BUT WHEN IN 2024

[hollow sparrow]

Let Northwood cook

[hot hazel]

Grr no official release date. That's ok, keep working hard guys.

[fallow folio]

bro quit asking for a release date they dont know bruh

[eager wadi]

there is no ETA

[fallow folio]

mad impatient 💀

[hollow sparrow]

We can’t wakt

Wait

[hearty river]

The post has arrived, thanks Peter.

[indigo smelt]

yes

[hollow sparrow]

I predict that the update comes this Halloween or Christmas

[fallow folio]

same

[hoary ether]

Wowsers

[hot hazel]

While I do wish there was an official release date, I can live without one. I'd rather them have the time to cook then be rushed to push unfinished work.

[hollow sparrow]

Remember my words…

[fallow folio]

thats what they did with majority of there updates

lmao

[hollow sparrow]

Lol

[fallow folio]

sameeee

[hollow sparrow]

Frrr

[fallow folio]

You also gotta think if they say a release date and then cant uphold the uproar would be crazy I would rather have no release date then a rushed and uncertain one.

[cosmic path]

@static grove

[fallow folio]

that guys a classic loser who doesnt understand QOL

💀

[eager wadi]

ah yes

level design = programmer

obviously.

[simple abyss]

of course they must be designing levels by programming

[untold wyvern]

good thing to say

[hollow sparrow]

Lmao

When will a gambling machine be added to the game

[acoustic moat]

THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING

[hollow sparrow]

🗣️‼️‼️‼️

[simple abyss]

Its already in development he just can't tell yet

oops

[broken sail]

[hollow sparrow]

Screenshotted

I NEEEEEED

GAMBLINGGGGGGG

[simple abyss]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1063393425266835526/1081289466175565856/it_is_too_late.gif

[hollow sparrow]

YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

https://tenor.com/view/gamba-xqc-gambling-addict-777-gif-25803752

[orchid kraken]

Add 1471 to game, let bro bring random stuff

[spare plinth]

after reading the latest release of new cool stuff, I have a strange feeling they're adding a new SCP...

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

[eager wadi]

!scp1344

https://patreon.scpslgame.com/posts/view/f907a84d-8b50-4de9-8478-fa40ff8795bb

[charred root]

!scp1344

[spare plinth]

yeah but like... I might be going out on a limb here but... Fire Extinguishers? I wonder what SCP that would be used for...

[eager wadi]

there is no 457.

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[spare plinth]

maybe not but it's nice to think about

[charred root]

[spare plinth]

would be a cool addition

[random schooner]

Why doesn't The Foundation use 457's heat to generate electricity? Are they stupid?

[simple abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoi-siren-dawg-with-the-light-on-him-sailorzoop-dog-gif-2844905554045249724

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-fbi-police-police-cat-fbi-cat-gif-1256429038097351888

[fallow kite]

Why dont the foundation send 20 mtf at once to hold the facility ?
Are they stupid?

[random schooner]

There needs to be a slot machine that accepts HubertCoinTM next to 914 to distract all the people who keep trying to put 914 on Very Fine to upgrade their keycards

[simple abyss]

The greatest duo

[hollow sparrow]

Real

[hollow sparrow]

True

[fallow kite]

We need a vending machine as an useable scp that can get you scp items

[hollow sparrow]

Uhm

Isn’t that scp 914

[wide kiln]

1162

Basically

[fallow kite]

Yep

[simple abyss]

or a bar of chocolate

[fallow kite]

Yes
Or a cup

[wide kiln]

I like chocolate

Yes

[simple abyss]

I like clipboards

[fallow kite]

Why?

[somber raptor]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[wide kiln]

What about drywall

[simple abyss]

yummy

[wide kiln]

Same

[fallow kite]

What about wetwalls?

[simple abyss]

ew

[wide kiln]

Worse

Needs to be dry

But if it’s a painted wall that hasn’t dried yet.. then it’s good

[fallow kite]

House insulation

[simple abyss]

slap it in the oven on 160 Celsius for 15 minutes and all done

[wide kiln]

Basically cotton candy, delicious

[fallow kite]

With the added benefit of bleeding throut

Tasty

[wide kiln]

Yes

[simple abyss]

What's your opinion on brick walls?

[wide kiln]

And also possibly asbestos if you’re lucky

[random schooner]

They're fun to talk to

[simple abyss]

Agree

They are good listeners

[wide kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-arguing-guy-talking-to-wall-talking-brick-wall-gif-18667615

[fallow kite]

Free Powder candy

[wide kiln]

I like the concrete that holds it together, it’s like cream cheese

[fallow kite]

Imagine if we could use coins to get random items ranging from a candy to a nuke?

[wide kiln]

SCP 1162 plug-in

[fallow kite]

Real

[simple abyss]

You toss in a coin and you get a cat

[wide kiln]

But in vanilla it would be better

[fallow kite]

We need that

[fallow kite]

JOSIE!

[wide kiln]

True

[fallow kite]

Me like josie

[wide kiln]

Yes yes yes yea

[fallow kite]

It cute

[random schooner]

I prefer

[charred root]

im the mouse

and im scared

what should i do

[lethal scroll]

So if they were to keep it, would it be considered theft?

[fallow kite]

run

weird lookin dog

[somber raptor]

Guys

Crucial question for y'all

[tough tapir]

cereal first

[somber raptor]

If someone rings your doorbell and says "i am the president of the HOA" what is the first thing you say to them

[lethal scroll]

You shoot them

[rough wing]

"Would or wouldn't no other answer"

[somber raptor]

For me it's "fuck off"

[wicked spade]

who?

[somber raptor]

And close the door

[lethal scroll]

You can never outrun the briefcase

[somber raptor]

The briefcase is a physical constant

So one time me and my friends decided to gaslight another friend into thinking lethal company had a paranoia mechanic

[sly shell]

I found a bug where can I report it?

@bold jasper

@rancid dome

[rancid dome]

#933082787706183710

Details are in the channel

[bold jasper]

thanks

[somber raptor]

Don't you love it when dudes don't read the channels so they start pinging people

[bold jasper]

im eatin my pizza rn yum

[rancid dome]

What pizza ya enjoying?

[somber raptor]

Yum

[bold jasper]

a parmesan chicken pizza from pizza hut

[rancid dome]

Pizza hut... haven't had one from there in so long

I love the chicken they have, if it's on the menu for the states as well.

[haughty oasis]

cruise missile

[bold jasper]

it's america, we have literally everything

except for stuff that isn't pumped full of the worst chemicals known to man

[solemn flame]

at this point we have subway selling rice bowls

a sandwich store

even in canada, tim hortons is selling pizza

[bold jasper]

subways sell footlong cookies and pretzels and churros

[rancid dome]

Gotta expand your menu right?

get more options for customers

[bold jasper]

they've been having to get real creative to lure people back in with how much prices have gone up

[solemn flame]

Yep

[bold jasper]

mcdonalds is an absolute scam nowadays

you used to be able to get so much there and now a single cheeseburger by itself is like 3-4 dollars

[solemn flame]

I ordered from their app the other night and paid like half the price of the food for all the fees

[bold jasper]

at least in New York

[flat schooner]

hello

I need help

I cant play private server with my friends

[bold jasper]

then they brought in the "5 dollar value bag" whatever the hell it's called

[flat schooner]

I wanna do 1v1

please help me someone

[flat schooner]

maybe you sir?

[bold jasper]

I'm not very good with technical issues, if that's what you're referring to.

[solemn flame]

A single Big Mac meal goes for like $15 after taxes in Canada now

[flat schooner]

no not techicnal issue

I dont know

need tutorial

[solemn flame]

I’m pretty sure you need to port forward your server

With like radmin or hamachi

[bold jasper]

https://scpsl.notion.site/Tech-Support-Public-Wiki-d28c7c67b5a0419981a953e8fe7c36c7

everything you may need to know about hosting your own server can be found here

[solemn flame]

Wonder if that would help me figure out how to host megapatch 2 for some friends

I’ve been trying for a while now

[bold jasper]

back to the topic though

[bold jasper]

yeah idk what happened to mcdonalds though

they used to be the affordable option then they just went "fuck y'all we're greedy"

[solemn flame]

It’s just food in general tbh

[bold jasper]

idk, it feels like mcdonalds had it worse

[solemn flame]

But yeah wasn’t McDonald’s whole thing like it’s cheaper than going to the store

[bold jasper]

Wendys has remained pretty consistent throughout the years

[solemn flame]

Hence why people ate it all the time

[bold jasper]

they still have the 4 for 4s at least

[solemn flame]

Yeah even places like subway are rough

[bold jasper]

only difference is that they bumped the jr bacon cheese burger to 5 bucks

[solemn flame]

I remember back in highschool I would buy like $10 footlongs it’s easily like at least $15 now

[bold jasper]

That's why subway had to call it quits and drop their prices back down to 6-7 dollars

or at least they're going to

allegedly?

[solemn flame]

I hope they do

It got pretty bad

[tardy walrus]

hello lysol and plank :)

[solemn flame]

Hi

[bold jasper]

hi

[solemn flame]

They used to be affordable and priced like a regular sandwich

I feel old talking about how prices went up and im still young

[fickle ibex]

hi

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-bye-bye-maki-wave-soredemo-ayumu-wa-yosetekuru-when-will-ayumu-make-his-move-gif-26195508

[fallow kite]

ello

[minor goblet]

@bold jasper say a numbrer from 0-10

[bold jasper]

7

[minor goblet]

again

[bold jasper]

8

[minor goblet]

Thank you

[bold jasper]

what was this for

[eager wadi]

the amount of keys x3j is gonna get

[astral ibex]

9

[orchid kraken]

i swear they look alike

[wicked spade]

π

[minor goblet]

Commando grade weapon skin, thanks rub da dub dub, now post Cleo pics

[astral ibex]

https://imgur.com/a/nPT82ze

[rough wing]

Convination

[sand canopy]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1058527541071192125/1147796273961910352/image_1.gif

[proud ferry]

Idk why but that cat looks like it would be named Adderall

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-fbi-police-police-cat-fbi-cat-gif-1256429038097351888

[patent bear]

these cats are awesome, every single time i see one they look like they've lived long beyond their intended natural life span

[dawn carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-cristiano-ronaldo-cr7-goat-gif-16670627899415780470

[dawn carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-can-air-korean-febreze-gif-25686831

[hearty heart]

dude is that the picture of the shrimp scp

[autumn wave]

a

[ionic snow]

im too good

wiped out a MTF wave

[fringe cedar]

They could also have just been bad

[ionic snow]

yers

very much horrible gamers

the captain didnt hit me once

i only took damage from falling

[zealous leaf]

then youre not good

if the team

is shit

[gaunt talon]

Northwood officials

Isn't it

[pearl anvil]

I HATE DOOR LOCKKK

[somber raptor]

hi

[smoky bloom]

Imagine if someone just loged in into the CASSIE bot and just starded talking with people

that would be nice

[slim hedge]

why is a felix2557 sennding me a virus

im scared

what do i do

[eager wadi]

Hi, can you send the proof to @dull ferry

[slim hedge]

it wond send for some reason

[somber cliff]

Have i cooked ?

[slim hedge]

i send it

[dusk vine]

they should add a battle pass to scp sl

[olive forge]

make game good

no further discussion about it

[wicked spade]

absolutely false make game dogshit

in such a way it must steams

[olive forge]

truke

[prime bear]

Erm is there any chance you guys could update the game? Heh... I mean it's the 10th day i'm asking.... yk what I don even wanna do this anymore...

Pretty please?

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/rh2-season-3-gif-2216751972410442902

[orchid kraken]

Real

[ebon fossil]

I know it’ll probably never happen but do yall ever have future plans to put this on consoles? Only asking because I use to play the hell out of this then my old laptop broke and I was planning on getting a new one but due to unfortunate circumstances that probably won’t happen for a whiiiiile so all I got is ps5

[ebon fossil]

Hell I’d even buy the game if I had to lmao

[gentle acorn]

minecraft pink candy

[polar spade]

Probably not

[gaunt talon]

Not happening

[gentle acorn]

return the ps5 and buy a pc

consoles are a waste of money

[polar spade]

PS5 and consoles used to be more money efficient compared to buying a gaming PC. Not anymore

[gaunt talon]

You aren't gonna buy that good of a pc by selling a ps5

[polar spade]

PS5 on launch had a good cost on launch iirc

To get similar performance from a pc costed way more

[robust turtle]

always a possibility in 5+ years

[fossil python]

we had a discussion about this in a patreon channel

it's not entirely off the table but it's going to be years before it's ever considered

the game needs to be way more finished before they even think about it

[crimson hull]

niko

[robust turtle]

yeah they dont really have the time or resources to make sure the game works on two platforms

every update

[sleek estuary]

hi @fossil python :)

[fossil python]

hello dent

[sleek estuary]

haven't seen u in forever

[olive forge]

never gonna happen and even if it would it won’t happen for a while

Licenses for console is expensive

Bare minimum all SCP:CB assets need to be removed

so they can start making money off the game

even then that’s implying the game lasts that long

and after that you need to go through the console licensing process and that’s a whole fucking

massive headache

if it will come to console

it will be to the next generation

[fierce star]

why though?

for them not to get sued?

[olive forge]

Yeah

It’s fair use they can’t make money

That’s why they sell plushies every time they rework an SCP

[fierce star]

ah got it.

[light lily]

almighty so 2 aoty

chief keef cooked again

[worldly orchid]

@gilded timber

[orchid kraken]

What if we just deleted scp sl

Like all players

[worldly orchid]

northwood falls!

we dont want that do we

actually if we stay subscribed to the patreon they can still stay afloat

maybe they work on a new game

[stable wolf]

Hm

[worldly orchid]

imagine one day Northwood makes a 2nd game

how weird would that feel

[stable wolf]

Maybe before trying out a New game, We might need to finish sl

[fierce star]

john northwood would cook

[subtle sundial]

quoicoubeh

[stable wolf]

Tg

[subtle sundial]

apagnan

[stable wolf]

Tu mérites pire que la mort

[subtle sundial]

[fierce star]

damn

[stable wolf]

👀