general-chat

[frigid venture]

yeah ik

but I dont wanna yap here

too many people

nuh uh

[opaque stone]

ah, no wonder, wrong channel lmao

[gilded timber]

Happens lol

[forest field]

You don't understand, we NEED the green line on the chart to go up!!!!! 😡 😡 😡

[lethal scroll]

Ghouls in fallout are funny
Imagine living for 210 years after nuclear war, only to have some random nobody blow your head off in milliseconds

I would feel bad for them, buuuut

They are ugly and little more than zombies

Wasteland is better off without them, same with Super Mutants and Synths

Exterminate them all

(that includes commies

[cloud girder]

i got a parade to do on sunday and im sick

im actually gonna crash out 😭

[frigid venture]

🤓

sorry im a hater

crash out

[tribal solar]

Who here remembers C.A.S.S.I.E Honour To Ukraine!

[bold jasper]

are you in a marching band or something

[cloud girder]

yes

😔

[signal nova]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-goated-gif-6656109239486549850

[inner walrus]

holy shit

[latent jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-fake-gif-7871202926367838366

[lethal scroll]

Tea time!!!

My recipe is, 3 tiny spoons of Jack Daniels Whiskey, 1 tiny spoon of cinnamon, 1 Tablespoon of sugar, 1 teaspoon of lemon extract, water heated for 1 - 3 minutes, and a bag of black tea

[somber raptor]

Raahhh

I am coughing my lungs out i cant take it anymore

[grizzled totem]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-update-is-tomorrow-update-wakanda-tchalla-gif-5630318163439022771

[somber raptor]

Longest flu i've ever caught

Fucker's lasting over a week usually it lasts like 3 days

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1219421842008309836/1265841139135549511/caption.gif

[honest junco]

Hi

[rancid dome]

Market pliers

[cinder sapphire]

go to the doc

I can not stress this enough

go tomorrow or today

but go

get off discord

it could also be acute bronchitis at this point

or a number of different things

[rancid dome]

TimelessOne out here giving best advice

[rough wing]

This isn't normal

Go visit hospital

[lethal scroll]

Wrist Breaker yeah, sounds about right, shooting a .50 cal pistol would def break your wrist

[somber raptor]

Did y'all know dolphins get high on pufferfish poison

[sleek estuary]

yes

now, I wonder if humans can get high on pufferfish poison

[tame hare]

Do we have a release date?

[eager wadi]

nope

[tough tapir]

tomorrow

[sleek estuary]

in 5 seconds

update got delayed, damn

[eager wadi]

!rename @sleek estuary Stinky

[snow umbra]

Done.

[sleek estuary]

:(

[rough wing]

No we just die

Catnip makes cats noses stimulated, but it doesn't do anything to us

You could try smoking catnip but it doesn't work

I didn't try smoking catnip, I got it from google

[rancid dome]

Savage

[sleek estuary]

google lies, so you should totally try it yourself

[rancid dome]

"I think I have a fever"
Google: "Are you sure about that"

(Says you have cancer)

[rough wing]

I mean catnip is cheap so I guess I could try

[sleek estuary]

literally the new google AI

its actually so bad 😭

[rancid dome]

Gemini 💀

What too much internet does to a mf

[rough wing]

God awful

"Google what is 3+4"
"9"

[rancid dome]

9 + 10 is probably not even 19 or 21 from it lol

[grand musk]

My cat. is TWENTY POUNDS.

[rancid dome]

Big boi

[grand musk]

Not fat, just a very, very big guy.

It's like a freaking panther, I swear to Christ.

[rough wing]

Oh my god catnip has a sedative effect on humans

Okay now I really gotta try it out

[sleek estuary]

[rancid dome]

Literally this short 😭
https://youtube.com/shorts/ej3LxRjfnpM?si=ZYhlH5ajHp_1ws8N

[rough wing]

Kidnap her.

[terse terrace]

WHERE ARE UPDATES

I NEED IT

[rancid dome]

"Kidnap her"
"Stalk the interviewer for months on end "
"Take someone else's identity"

[fickle ibex]

🔜

[rancid dome]

When I feel like it

[rough wing]

Gold

[rancid dome]

Ikr

I can always rely on gemini to giving me goated advices to end up in federal prison <3

[rough wing]

Gemini never fails to deliver

[rancid dome]

Frfr

[proud ferry]

Gemini never fails to get me sent to maximum security prison for severe felonies

[rancid dome]

Gemini says you arent Jenna Ortega's top 10 fans 😔

[proud ferry]

And I say I'm gonna spill water on that stupid robot

[rancid dome]

XDD

[terse terrace]

Why am I an anomaly?

[proud ferry]

You're a sentient duck

[rancid dome]

For the better of humanity

Do it

[proud ferry]

And you have opposable thumbs

[terse terrace]

thx for the explanation

[vocal sigil]

I still miss P90 and old E11

[proud ferry]

The E11?

[untold wyvern]

heavy gaming

[proud ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/stormtrooper-aiming-star-wars-gun-gif-17788676

Fuck

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[proud ferry]

Welp now I'm even more emo than before

[rancid dome]

Oh fk

[vocal sigil]

It was peak there was no random spread and the recoil wasnt ass

[proud ferry]

U talking about Battlefront?

[vocal sigil]

Scp sl

[proud ferry]

I'm an idiot

Dawg seriously

I have arachnophobia

[vocal sigil]

Least obvious discord spider gif

[rancid dome]

When my phone make embeds rounded-corners :(

[proud ferry]

I seriously thought there was a big ass spider on my laptop

[crystal reef]

The gif is just like that xD

[crystal reef]

Alr I'll delete it

[vocal sigil]

Holy shit embed perms

[proud ferry]

Thank you

[rancid dome]

Punch it, put a hole in it

[crystal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/i-hired-this-cat-to-stare-at-you-hired-cat-stare-meme-gif-4497515252014672944

[terse terrace]

This spider is a cute ogre

[proud ferry]

It a cute kitty

It stare into my soul and judge me for my sins

[crystal reef]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493087700920827914/1127756366442934362/image_2023-07-09_191743210.gif

[proud ferry]

Please forgive me, Lord Kitty, for I have sinned

Also ur creeping me out stop staring, what are you Ghost Rider?

jk lol

[proud ferry]

No. It's. Not.

Anyway Imma go keep myself safe now

[rancid dome]

I see, see ya later

[proud ferry]

God I suck at sarcasm

I am not good at being sarcastic at all

[rancid dome]

It's good to keep yourself safe 👍

[proud ferry]

True

[rancid dome]

Especially off from discord

[proud ferry]

"It's just Discord" -LeBron James

[rancid dome]

What headset/earbuds do yall use for gaming

[proud ferry]

my ears

[rancid dome]

No way

[gentle acorn]

ew who the fuck uses a headset

[proud ferry]

Fr

[rancid dome]

Good question

[proud ferry]

the painstaking process of writing a Daredevil fan film without having any knowledge of how the fuck to write a courtroom scene

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-voices-in-my-head-voices-cat-gif-23453583

[proud ferry]

Real

What are yall's favorite SCPs?

[rancid dome]

420-J

Nah jk

[proud ferry]

Lol

[rancid dome]

It's the google gemini one

[proud ferry]

That one got me arrested with its goated advice

[rancid dome]

People: we need a peaceful environment
Gemini: Hold my beer

Creates shit tons more criminal it's gonna be like El Salvador

[proud ferry]

XD

Now THAT is a peaceful environment

[crystal reef]

💀

[rancid dome]

Putting all gemini users into prison does feel like a good splution

[proud ferry]

Yeah

Brb Imma go establish a new world order under the rule of Character AI, I will topple Gemini's empire

Jk

[crystal reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/919229840639553536/1282109512878391296/togif.gif

[rancid dome]

Bro bouta create ayanokoji ai to take over the world

[proud ferry]

Alr, I'll make sure to get a good grip on myself

Wait ayo

That's not what I meant-

[crystal reef]

💀

[proud ferry]

As a man who lives in Florida I have surprisingly not encountered an alligator or crocodile or mentally insane dude with a shotgun

I'm the most normal Florida Man (and I'm still not normal)

[rancid dome]

You havent seen a croc in FL?

Nah, you ain't a normal Florida man

[proud ferry]

I've been shot at though

[rancid dome]

Oh no, that's just a US thing

Jokes aside, hope it wasnt much

[proud ferry]

I dunno, it never happened to me in Indiana, Illinois, Alabama, Tenessee, Kentucky, Georgia, West Virginia, North Carolina, or South Carolina

[proud ferry]

Dw I didn't get hit but it was scary af tho

[rancid dome]

Ah, that's good, that's good.

[crystal reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1212057279034032180/1271007748766568560/your_actions.gif

[rancid dome]

Wait, why was that a reply lol

[proud ferry]

Lol

[proud ferry]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[rancid dome]

Consequences of being an American citizen

[crystal reef]

Fatness

[proud ferry]

With fall damage being one of them

[crystal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-anguish-despair-gif-13915908866750092639

[proud ferry]

I... am Steve...

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A HERO, BRYAN

Mb I have ADHD

[rancid dome]

@proud ferry declining request ;)

[rancid dome]

Capi barah??

[proud ferry]

CAPYBARACAPYBARACAPY-shit if I keep doing this is it technically spam? I'm gonna stop now

[rancid dome]

Not really, because it's a single message

And it's not a textwall

[vocal sigil]

SL players when they find micro (they're gonna waste half the charge and die)

[gaunt talon]

A lot of players use the micro as a tool to scare scps

While running from them

[proud ferry]

HAHA 682 I'M GONNA SCARE YOU- AHHH OH NO MY FUCKING FACE AHH SHIT CRAP NOOOOO

[zealous leaf]

dear northwood

fix your rng

i got scp 4 times

in a row

when its supposed to be

the rarest class to get

[gaunt talon]

The scientist is more rare

[zealous leaf]

fair

[gaunt talon]

For me

Haven't gotten scientist in 4 days

[zealous leaf]

dayum

[untold wyvern]

i get scientist almost every time

[simple abyss]

friend got scp 9 times in a row (or 8, I don't remember exactly)

I was so pissed I left

[gaunt talon]

How big was the server

[untold wyvern]

2 people

[simple abyss]

30 people

Or around that number

[somber raptor]

Damn

[polar spade]

Guess im a mouse

[somber raptor]

Same

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/schuladame-cheese-gif-22080846

[meager slate]

That's to be expected from a random system, although it is a low chance

[polar spade]

Scientist is such a boring role

Practically get everything handed to u

[meager slate]

I might be a rat

[tough tapir]

Rauro

[meager slate]

[rough wing]

Certified rat here

[somber raptor]

My BMI's 16.5 😭

A gust of wind and i'm gone hell naw 💀

[prisma lantern]

guys help me my older brother is anoying me

please

[tight ermine]

Kill him

Kidding!!!!

Jooke!!!

Haha!

[prisma lantern]

but he is anoying me and bullyng

[gentle acorn]

do not go near that funny bear

do NOT

[prisma lantern]

why what would happened

[gentle acorn]

do NOT go near that funny bear

[untold wyvern]

i dont think hes good

[prisma lantern]

tell me what would happened

[gentle acorn]

your father is a bad person

[prisma lantern]

why

[gentle acorn]

kill him with hamers

burn his corpse

[prisma lantern]

😲

[gentle acorn]

kill him

Quick

[rough wing]

Do not go near the yellow bear

Your father is purple

You gotta kill him with rocks

[proud ferry]

Your father is evil, he kills kids

[prisma lantern]

no hes white

[gentle acorn]

no hes the PURPLE guy

hes a bad person

kill him with rocks

[prisma lantern]

no he is my dad

[gentle acorn]

your dad killed your sister

and got your big brother to kill himself

[prisma lantern]

no he didnt

[gentle acorn]

he did

[prisma lantern]

no he didint

[gentle acorn]

he did

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/trepang2-gif-8247741379465275758

[strange niche]

Inter-Continental Ballistic Man - ICBM

[zealous leaf]

im getting scammed by shockbyte hosting

[patent bear]

i run that move all the time

[rough wing]

I installed arch on a VM, this sucks

There's no default browser you gotta download that by your own

You also have to download flatpak(which helps software manager run)

And yay(which basically updates anything)

[rough wing]

kill arch linux

[visual acorn]

God bless blackout curtains

[slate goblet]

your micah bell

[tawny carbon]

Hi

[tough tapir]

I don't eat cheese

[nocturne oyster]

hope we get the new update b4 halloween

[orchid kraken]

the way u can see face

[gaunt talon]

Entropy zero 2

Peak

[orchid kraken]

why couldnt black mesa add those
EZ2 spoiler

[fleet stag]

where is the job listing?

i can't find it

[rancid dome]

#1266667711573000212

[fleet stag]

thanks

[rancid dome]

👍

[fleet stag]

😢

[polar spade]

What happened?

Did you want to sign up for Content Editor?

[rancid dome]

@fallow kite I don't think that image belongs here :3

perhaps wrong channel

[fallow kite]

?

Ok

Idk why u wanted to delete that

[rancid dome]

Eh, why not

[fallow kite]

[eager wadi]

?

perhaps you should focus on your LoA.

[fallow kite]

Yea you should

[rancid dome]

F1 quali makes me so free rn

some time off to enjoy f1

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/fastest-lap-max-verstappen-gif-888747356393781215

[orchid kraken]

|| cave johnson||, ||CEO of Aperture Science||

[rancid dome]

Good chance he might beat Norris in Baku

[fallow kite]

Lemons

[ember blade]

When life gives you lemons

Dont make lemonade

[quick stump]

hey guys

you know when the updates comes out?

[orchid kraken]

imagine being a dude who made entire future beyond human and ppl remember you for hating lemons

[quick stump]

😃

[ember blade]

Loll

[latent jackal]

[fleet stag]

nope i wanted to sign up for programmer

i do have some skills with editing but i can't get accepted without any samples to show

wait is there a application for scp sl videos editor?? like the main youtube channel for northwood

[sterile plover]

if they would require one that is in #1266667711573000212

[fleet stag]

[main forum]

Yo

[fallow kite]

egg

[rotund blade]

guys what gpu goes well with a intel corei5 7th gen

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[rotund blade]

something around 400-450 bucks, and rtx

on a tight budget

[rancid dome]

I would say 2060S

But the bottleneck is really gonna take a toll on your card

[rotund blade]

ooof

[rancid dome]

2060S

My message earlier didnt send lol

[rotund blade]

so i have to upgrade my cpu aswell, darn

[rancid dome]

Yeah

If you wanna have the 2060S and CPU pair, I would say the i5 9th gen should be enough

Actually, might need a little more than that

[rotund blade]

there is a 3060 which is around the same price, which has 12gigs

lemme find it

https://www.startech.com.bd/gigabyte-geforce-rtx-3060-oc-12gb-graphics-card

[rancid dome]

Yeah, I would say the 3060 is a way better choice

But then way more bottleneck

[rotund blade]

yeah

thats why im thinking to get a better cpu aswell

[rancid dome]

Certainly a good investment though, futureproofing

[rotund blade]

yeah

what cpu with go with it aswell xD

[rancid dome]

3060 12GB?

[rotund blade]

yeah

with least amounts of bottlenecking

[rancid dome]

About i5-13th or 14th gen

[rotund blade]

cant have that since i will mostly render stuff

[rotund blade]

good to know awesome

thanks

[rancid dome]

Looking to upgrade my cpu as well

Any shops I've been to just recommend the gen 13/14th to pair with it (the 3060)

[rotund blade]

i see

its around 200 bucks but i think its great future investment,

aswell as i will be able to play hl2rtx without any issues

and render speedily

[visual acorn]

Nanomachines, Son!

[rotund blade]

holy shit

my current gpu is gtx 1050 ti, which is becoming my downfall

[rancid dome]

What card is that btw? Just curious

[visual acorn]

Rtx 4070 super gigabyte gayming oc

[rotund blade]

dang

[rancid dome]

Oh damnn

[rotund blade]

thats 1.2k here

[visual acorn]

1.2 what

[rotund blade]

dollars

[visual acorn]

Damn

[rotund blade]

usd

in our currency it would be 120k

lol

[valid silo]

your currency is robux bro

[visual acorn]

Rubles?

[rotund blade]

bdt

[rotund blade]

watf

[visual acorn]

~650 here in Germany

[eager wadi]

ewro my beloved

[rotund blade]

ohh without ti

[visual acorn]

Best currency

[rotund blade]

i got so confused for a second

[eager wadi]

so true

[somber raptor]

Bro got the premium sag bracket

[tame hollow]

Ew

[visual acorn]

What

Not paying 10$ for a stick

• I gave this pencil a reason to live

[tough tapir]

💴

[eager wadi]

you're in germany

wrong currency

[tough tapir]

Oh sorgy

Accident

💵

💷

[wicked spade]

moment when no German mark

[tough tapir]

Swiss franc

[rough wing]

:lira:

There no lira

[wicked spade]

₺ on top

[eager wadi]

Lira Maltija

[tough tapir]

Turkish lira

[lilac lion]

!langtr

[eager wadi]

lira originated from italy

[tough tapir]

!langmt

[lilac lion]

oh

then

[wicked spade]

bout to say

[lilac lion]

!langit

[snow umbra]

Salve, questo è un server in lingua inglese, puoi unirti alla community italiana localizzata qui.

[tough tapir]

🇲🇹

[wicked spade]

malta? more like malt beer amirite

(watch me getting gutted)

[tough tapir]

Melted beer

[rough wing]

Goggle

[eager wadi]

yeah, glad i can visit the greek city of istanbul and buy some there

[slate goblet]

Guh

[eager wadi]

[zealous leaf]

!langro

[snow umbra]

Salut, acesta este un server vorbitor de limbă engleză. Vă puteți alătura serverului comunității Românești localizate aici.

[wicked spade]

[rough wing]

🐍🍎🌛

[slate goblet]

Romania

[dawn carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468139792958488608/1284512724088393759/93h91i.gif

guys coach gaming

[zealous leaf]

ROMANIA🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴

[wicked spade]

!langro

[snow umbra]

Salut, acesta este un server vorbitor de limbă engleză. Vă puteți alătura serverului comunității Românești localizate aici.

[wicked spade]

[junior jasper]

!langcz

not working :(

[eager wadi]

!langczsk

[snow umbra]

Ahoj, toto je anglicky mluvící server. Můžeš se připojit na lokalizovaný Československý server zde.

[eager wadi]

you forgot slovakia

:(

[junior jasper]

fuck them

[zealous leaf]

!langfr

[junior jasper]

fr fr

[eager wadi]

dont post bot commands here

[zealous leaf]

that was a shitty pun

[zealous leaf]

sir yes sir

[junior jasper]

what is pun?

[eager wadi]

bun

🍔

[junior jasper]

oh I see

[zealous leaf]

not bun

pun

[junior jasper]

a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
"the Railway Society reception was an informal party of people of all stations (excuse the pun) in life"

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/poland-gif-27439277

idk i randomly found

[junior jasper]

in fact it was not

Humor is subjective so some people would find it funny

[zealous leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/romania-gif-scream-if-you-love-brock-lesnar-loves-brock-lesnar-gif-8607013991961401757

[eager wadi]

yet you aren't in the romanian server

smh

[zealous leaf]

that was mein opinion

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-türkiye-gif-2910338720357160240

[junior jasper]

okay thank you for your opinion

🖨️ bzzzzzzzz

[zealous leaf]

i dont like phoenix club

ive played on it

i dont like the server

[dawn carbon]

RAGGGGHHHHHH

TURKİYEEEE

[zealous leaf]

[uncut sorrel]

Is it our fault that it is automatically assigned as SCP-106 after a while or is it a problem in general?

[eager wadi]

what

[uncut sorrel]

For example, at 70 minutes, it automatically assigns 20-30 people to the role of SCP-106.

This has happened 2 times on our server. and it doesn't even show up in the logs

and when I told another server owner, he said we had the same problem.

[eager wadi]

20-30 people as 106?

[uncut sorrel]

Yeah

[eager wadi]

that sounds like something of a plugin

[uncut sorrel]

its not a plugin ı think

we did lookup to all plugins

[winter charm]

Prob issue with plugin

[eager wadi]

^

could open a server ticket in #technical-support

[visual acorn]

Prob issue with skill

[uncut sorrel]

We don't have a role plugin to assign SCP-106

[orchid kraken]

Wheres my shotgun

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760703485943218211/1053365901837213788/493F0C50-1748-4394-B640-754920DB8B8F.gif

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/big-boss-kaifalcon-kept-you-waiting-huh-mgsv-mgs5-gif-26634832

[untold wyvern]

oh

its the moon

[frail badger]

I 🖤 pee nut

[eager wadi]

erm, its not peanut

its walnut or matthew

[plush bolt]

Tumor

[tame pendant]

What a baddie

[plush bolt]

I curse thee to a day of using only trending gifs

[maiden rose]

do i need a vpn if it say

the specified host is not available

[plush bolt]

usually means the server is down

what are you trying to join

[winter charm]

Restart scp sl, if doesnt help then prob server is dead

[maiden rose]

a korean server

im trying to join a friend

[errant hollow]

Bird

[maiden rose]

it has 25/25 people in it

[strange trellis]

bird!

[untold wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/tf2/clips/iG96hn3k5cSzbfhw4/d1337qA1Sq8r?invite=cr-MSxuZ1IsMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

[eager wadi]

probably should open a client ticket in #technical-support

[errant hollow]

freddy fazbird

[strange trellis]

scholar of the first bird

[hollow sparrow]

Birb

[past reef]

selam

[somber raptor]

YouTube comment sections got the dumbest people alive

Like https://youtube.com/shorts/Gq-4uaKyYSU?si=U_-18rQW34fYUxKt this video that u probably already seen about a woman saying she doesn't need a driver's license to drive a car because it's not "a commercial vehicle" also says she's "travelling, not driving"

If you look at the comment: you will find some people siding with her

(Mainly in replies)

[somber raptor]

For example this guy

[patent bear]

random hoovy in the back too

this guy is funny

[atomic nebula]

Guys how do i create a ticket?

[cinder sapphire]

Did you go to the doctor @somber raptor

you better have

[somber raptor]

No my mom won't take me

[cinder sapphire]

ah

[somber raptor]

Yeah...

Cough is unbearable

I am literally in pain every time i cough

[sand rune]

happy 9 14 day!!

[somber raptor]

"It's because you don't want to take the cough syrup" mf i tried taking it it didn't do shit why would i take something that tastes like death again when it's not working

Also since tomorrow is sunday the only place i could go is the Medical Guard (or the E.R. if i feel even worse) and you have to wait HOURS there

[rough wing]

Mix the cough syrup with sprite and see if it works

[somber raptor]

Bro wtf 😭

[rough wing]

I'm joking, of course

[eager wadi]

which ticket

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/csgo-lmao-lmfao-wtf-creepy-gif-4690411

[somber raptor]

Bro working to do the goofyshits

[orchid kraken]

no i just randomly made it when i was making scene where he stands up

[tough tapir]

@meager slate

[atomic nebula]

A ban appeal ticket but i dont need help anymore i already made one

[meager slate]

so smol

[orchid kraken]

thats how it should have be

wip btw

[orchid kraken]

how do u fuck up this much with m4a1-s vs awp

close range

[somber raptor]

U talking about me or him?

[orchid kraken]

him

how bad u gotta be atp

[somber raptor]

[somber raptor]

Wait until you see these two buffoons

[orchid kraken]

4 FUCKING 1 METER DEAGLE SHOTS MISSED

U HAD ENTIRE MODEL INFRONT OF YOUR FACE

HOW DID HE MISS

[somber raptor]

Irl he probably would have gotten his face melted off by the Deagle's Muzzle Flash lol

[orchid kraken]

not to mention theres deagle shooting .50cal

[somber raptor]

We decided to do Zeus Only

[orchid kraken]

i seen this somewhere

but its still funny

now u can reload zeus

but irl shouldnt the front things changed?

[somber raptor]

Looney Toones probably

[orchid kraken]

on reels or tiktok

[somber raptor]

Bro it was a round i played there's no way you saw it somewhere

[orchid kraken]

I SWEAR I DID

[somber raptor]

Find it and send me the link i'm taking the bastards down

[orchid kraken]

was like months ago

no way im finding it

[orchid kraken]

can it run doom?

[visual acorn]

No, but this can

And this

[hazy galleon]

what the fuck

[visual acorn]

What?

[orchid kraken]

i love games physics

just like in scp sl

where i throw CLEARLY front and it magically bounces back

[somber raptor]

That day i learnt momentum 🔥

[visual acorn]

Poco gaming edition

[somber raptor]

(Yes CS2 has momentum, lots of it)

[orchid kraken]

in perpetuum.

[orchid kraken]

now its fixed

[somber raptor]

Can't wait to die countless times because i'll inspect my knife too many times

[orchid kraken]

its an unspoken rule

to do that

[hazy galleon]

can it run scp sl?

[visual acorn]

Yes, but there is a catch

[hazy galleon]

ooof

that is some battery usage

[tardy walrus]

overclocking phone battery 🔥

[dawn carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468139792958488608/1284512724088393759/93h91i.gif

[somber raptor]

Btw

What the best piece in my collection?

[bold sky]

Anyone know where I can get the human models for this game? Preferably the up to date ones, wanna use them for blender renders. I tried extracting them myself but had zero luck.

[orchid kraken]

rn only patreons and content creators have acces to them

i guess someone will make them in blender and make both for sfm and blender usable

[orchid kraken]

whats the bomb?

skin?

if u had paws awp skin that would be S tier

but id say the revolver

[somber raptor]

Nametag

I named it "ISIS Starter Pack"

[bold sky]

How much is the pateron?

[somber raptor]

Depends on the tier

[orchid kraken]

idk what in what patreon u get it

@eager wadi

need this one here

[somber raptor]

There's 2€, 5€, 10€, 30€ and 50€

[bold sky]

Right

[orchid kraken]

(paying montly)

[eager wadi]

!patreon

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[bold sky]

Thank

[eager wadi]

24.50 euros

not 30

[prisma dove]

Hi guys

[orchid kraken]

no he means, in which u can get access to models

[somber raptor]

Really?

I thought it was 30

[gentle acorn]

can we kill this guy

[eager wadi]

i think windop has them?

[orchid kraken]

yeah but isnt sharing illegal?

for nw

[somber raptor]

Bro thinks he's funny

[gentle acorn]

how much you gotta pay nw for pre beta

[gentle acorn]

buddy your main game is counter strike

don't talk to me

[somber raptor]

So?

[prisma dove]

what do you think that when 49 kills someone an mp3 audio starts i am the cure and something with his voice

[somber raptor]

Same for you
Don't talk to me

[gentle acorn]

you play a shit game

[prisma dove]

Only asking

[gentle acorn]

and spend time

and money on it

[prisma dove]

If you like the ideA

[gentle acorn]

that means

your taste must suck

[somber raptor]

Talks the guy that has had bad takes since the moment he joined the server

[near crow]

whole lotta yapping

[bold sky]

Unless I'm blind I can't see any of these patreon tears that give me access to the model files

[gentle acorn]

you play counter strike

all of your takes are ass

🥱

[somber raptor]

Wrong

[gentle acorn]

okay mister 14900k is the fastest cpu

[near crow]

what do you play man

[gentle acorn]

my little ponny remake

[prisma dove]

U sure?

[gentle acorn]

?

[somber raptor]

Very funny haha

[near crow]

please argue when you can spell right

thank you

[somber raptor]

^

[gentle acorn]

nerd emoji

[near crow]

“haha”

[near crow]

[bold sky]

@orchid kraken are you sure patrons can get the model files? I can't see any tier that specifies this

[somber raptor]

There is a server exclusively for red emojis?

Damn 😂

[near crow]

[gentle acorn]

nerd emoji

[near crow]

[bold sky]

What in the world

[tardy walrus]

@gentle acorn you cant send three identical messages in a row

[orchid kraken]

idk i just heard someone say abt it

ask windop or joe nuts

[gentle acorn]

that's boring

very boring

[somber raptor]

Lol

[bold sky]

All right

[zealous leaf]

test

test

test _ _

i did it

[somber raptor]

Bro did it

Time to call nathan

[gentle acorn]

he did it

he did it

hе did it

I did it too

[zealous leaf]

tip add _ _ at the end of your message

oh wait

i forgor i cant type that

[daring moon]

Anyone knows a server with scp sl lluginst?

Plugins

[graceful python]

hey hey, secret lab 😏

What if, instead of northwood, it was actually 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴wood, and instead of SCP: Secret laboratory, it was SCP: 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 laboratory?

[tame pendant]

!wran @graceful python banned from saying freaky

[snow umbra]

@tame pendant has wranned cogwoods Reason: banned from saying freaky

[graceful python]

😡

[graceful python]

oh?

heh… i guess you could say it’s for 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴search 😎

for all of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴kind

one small drug for man, one big 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 for all of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴kind

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ployees

super 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 disease 😎

[orchid kraken]

lets go we got Dale infected by 1004 before gta6

[plush bolt]

what's 1004

[graceful python]

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴searcher Adam 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 was found to be encouraging 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ness with a d class.

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/and-god-taketh-away-scp-gif-7611723066966386743

[orchid kraken]

that sounds so wrong

[plush bolt]

reading it rn

[orchid kraken]

do NOT let this happen to scp fans

[plush bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-street-cat-cat-cat-meme-hellostreetcat-gif-13389802808859109532

[graceful python]

that sounds so 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[plush bolt]

wait

[orchid kraken]

i need context wtf happened to this cat

[plush bolt]

was 1004 written by bright?

up

bright wrote 1004

ironic

the signs were all there

he also wrote 1590

the SIGNS WERE ALL THERE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958363104104812584/1273642590926802987/togif.gif

[tame pendant]

Holy fuck.. imagine what Minecraft players would do with that

[fierce star]

DO NOT handle this scp to dr disrespect

[tame pendant]

Fr

There's crazy motherfuckers in the world

[olive forge]

Reddit

[still moth]

i will pay someone five morbillion dollars if they can make software that does everything photoshop can without the random bullshit

[tame pendant]

Lmfao couldnt be more on point

[solid echo]

without getting greedy? no way

[dense hemlock]

Why did the chicken crossed the road

[tepid snow]

yo I got 5k, wanna play?

[gaunt talon]

Why did it

[dense hemlock]

Idk ask it

[smoky bloom]

My ass finally found how to unbind stuff in the game

[visual acorn]

Smart ass

[smoky bloom]

it ain't really that hard tbh

win+r>%appdata%>Roaming>SCP Secret Laboratory>cmdbinding

I finally have my shit unbinded

[visual acorn]

Your ass finally found a way to unbind shit

Crazy

[smoky bloom]

ikr? why does it have to be that hard

I'll post a tutorial on youtube and get the whole SCP:SL community kissing my feet lmao

[olive forge]

tempted

[smoky bloom]

I could use some of it rn

[olive forge]

95 alcohol volume and SL

[smoky bloom]

I would play on a roleplay server after drinking some of it

It has been done before and it was funny asf, the guy that was drunk af was the headadmin lmao

[visual acorn]

Yummy

[olive forge]

I would probably lose my filter and get banned if I drank this

[somber raptor]

add a "drunk button" to discord

it disables your account for 12 hours and there's no way to enable it back during those 12 hours

[steep summit]

bro just found secret programmer's wisdom in a bottle

[olive forge]

is this what you drank before removing the 096 chair

[somber raptor]

hey hubert do you wanna bet on how long it'll take Intel to give me the replacement CPUs?
rn we have 5 bets

[visual acorn]

Polish people try not to drink 100% ethanol every day challenge

[olive forge]

Ethanol causes internal bleeding

[random schooner]

I've gotten banned on other servers on much less

[olive forge]

Precisely

[steep summit]

for what

why would they give you replacement?

[somber raptor]

warranty

[steep summit]

what happened

[somber raptor]

my Intel CPU did what Intel CPUs do: it fried itself

[worldly orchid]

Aren’t the 14th gens hotter than pentium 4s

[visual acorn]

They won't

[somber raptor]

^

i had a 13th gen

[steep summit]

crying in 50*C

[junior jasper]

Potato

[somber raptor]

and why would that be?

[worldly orchid]

Interesting

[random schooner]

Ever tried game designing while really drunk? Done anything fun while doing so?

[visual acorn]

Idk, that's my bet

[worldly orchid]

What CPU do you have then? Or cooling for that matter

[steep summit]

water cooling 😎

(cries in instabiltiy)

[somber raptor]

so the first thing i'll do once i learn a programming language is make a game with all the stupidest weapons possible

[worldly orchid]

not everyone can or wants to have a big ass pipe in their case but is a certainly good method

[visual acorn]

Sold your Bugatti for this CPU?

[olive forge]

in theory could you water cool but like with other liquids

I have some big plans

[steep summit]

it wasn't that much exprensive comparably

[junior jasper]

Textures on primitives

are rýl

[visual acorn]

How's the stability, I heard a lot of bad things about this processor

[steep summit]

yeah I can't have my DDR5 ram on full clock

i run it at recommended 5.6K

[somber raptor]

M1857 New Model Revolving Rifle:

• high damage
• slow AF reload speed
• everytime you fire there's a 1% chance it chain fires, dealing 40hp damage to you and making you unable to hold 2-handed weapons

[worldly orchid]

My Nokia 6210 out here with its Texas Instruments CPU, cooler than Antarctica

[random schooner]

I'm now imagining allowing the water to turn into steam, rise, and rotate turbines thereby returning some electricity back, all powered by the heat of the PC.

[visual acorn]

Overclock

[steep summit]

when i put my ram on 7200 it just goes to BSOD every few hours

[somber raptor]

all guns will either hafe a goofy side effect, absolutely fucking goofy stats, or goofy looks

[random schooner]

Actually can you upload a pic of your setup? If your PC isn't feeling to camera shy?

Like I mean your physical computer

[somber raptor]

i'm adding this bitch to the game

[steep summit]

but good processor works great for running multiple instances of Unity. I no longer have to wait 30 minutes for a client build to compile, i can just launch 3-4 unity instances and test the features like that

[somber raptor]

yeah that's the beauty of having 24 cores

[silk maple]

Wth is this?

[random schooner]

Its what it looks like

[olive forge]

Hubert what is the coolest gun you’ve shot

[somber raptor]

Apache pistol

[silk maple]

Ohhh understand, I think he talked about weapon from 1900 years (because i read about most weird guns in that century and I think he want add in his I think game this.)

[somber raptor]

It's a sawed-off revolver with a bayonet on the tip and brass knuckles as a handle

[somber raptor]

All the goofiest guns, real or not, are gonna be there

[silk maple]

I'm just interested what calibr he use? Because he magazine so small...

[orchid kraken]

Hubert...

When money?...

We're starving..

[olive forge]

Hubert can you transfer 096’s legs to his arms and his arms to his legs

[somber raptor]

No idea

[random schooner]

Wiki says 7 mm Lefaucheux

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache_revolver

If only this game's wiki was like this 😢

[random schooner]

Well since he's a self-proclaimed nerd, trying holding him upside down and shaking him until money falls out like hes a pinata

https://tenor.com/view/flcl-shakedown-robbed-money-let-it-out-gif-20742472

^Like this

[orchid kraken]

American bullys:

[random schooner]

What do the bullies in your country do?

Like Korea where they pour milk on you?

[orchid kraken]

If they did that actually the victim MIGHT get head brain damage

[orchid kraken]

We just say "behindertes kind"

Most bullies in austria just mentally and verbally bully

[random schooner]

All countries have bullies that verbally and mentally bully, whats unique is how they physically bully you

[orchid kraken]

Most i saw physical bullying in austria was probably them hitting on neck

U know the "i like yo cut G" thing

[random schooner]

Great, do that so hard money falls out of Hubert

[orchid kraken]

Hubert...

Send money...

I need donuts...

[random schooner]

Hubert will now forbid himself from giving you money because he is concerned about your health and doesn't want you eating donuts

[orchid kraken]

But i need...

Donuts..

[random schooner]

I will now eat a donut on behalf of you

[orchid kraken]

No..

They're my to eat

[random schooner]

BRB I'm getting another donut to eat

[orchid kraken]

NO!!

YOU CANT DO THAT TO ME

THEY ARE MY TO SLAUGHTER

[random schooner]

BRB I'm throwing away the rest of the donuts into the trash, because they're too tempting

[orchid kraken]

YOU ARE A COMPLETE MONSTER!!

HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO THESE YUMMY CHOCOLATE ROUND DESERTS

[gilded timber]

Think of all the poor kids who don't have a donut to eat

[orchid kraken]

YES, DONATE THESE TO ME

[fallow kite]

@safe bobcat You can add them whenever :)

[random schooner]

How healthy

[gilded timber]

Osm?

[fallow kite]

Ye :D

[tardy walrus]

hello lucid :)

[gilded timber]

Are you a small starving child in need?

[gilded timber]

Hi :D

[orchid kraken]

No but yes

[random schooner]

BRB Going to the store to buy more donuts and throw them away to ensure people are only eating veggies

[orchid kraken]

I am starving? yes
Am i a child? No

[random schooner]

Sorry, we only give donuts to full adults

That way they don't gorge themselfs on the donut

[orchid kraken]

But i am 18

[gilded timber]

Nice!

[random schooner]

You just said you were starving

[orchid kraken]

Yes i am starving

Give me donuts

[random schooner]

Like I said, we only give donuts to FULL adults

[orchid kraken]

Donuts

[random schooner]

No Starving Adults

[gilded timber]

I'm sorry I can't qualify you

[tardy walrus]

an adult, artist role and not even in nw as designer

smh

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760703485943218211/1053365901837213788/493F0C50-1748-4394-B640-754920DB8B8F.gif

[gilded timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/619242196196917288/1275829584650309642/funnycat.gif

[random schooner]

Down with the elitest designers

[orchid kraken]

Ah yes work for 2 butter croisants per month (when hubert feels like paying)

[tardy walrus]

1 slice of bread is more than enough

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/no-more-unemployment-checks-mickey-mouse-goofy-donald-duck-disney-gif-17850895

[orchid kraken]

I demand 1.200€ after taxes

[random schooner]

^Gif of Hubert handing out weekly rations

[orchid kraken]

Then i will may think working

[tardy walrus]

and you get to choose your own corner in the basement

which is cool :)

[orchid kraken]

Do i get to beat everyone down?

[tardy walrus]

not really

[gilded timber]

Best I can do is -2

!patreon

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[orchid kraken]

NW living on Patreons

Maybe add idk
Custom role for 999€

[random schooner]

Occasionally they feed on the corpses of Discord commentators who say that the MTF look like combine

[orchid kraken]

MTF looks like Csgo SAS member

[random schooner]

!wran @orchid kraken Illegal Donut Soliciting

[snow umbra]

@random schooner has wranned noxplis Reason: Illegal Donut Soliciting

[orchid kraken]

!wran @random schooner GIVE ME MY DONUTS

FUCK YOU

[random schooner]

skill issue

[orchid kraken]

Why didnt it work

[somber raptor]

Yeah if you're on drugs

[gilded timber]

Server wide cooldown

Try it again in a sec

[orchid kraken]

10 gazillion on blue

[somber raptor]

You have heard iy a thousand times by now because you know it's true: MTF looks like a Metrocop

[tardy walrus]

now lucid do the same but swap r and a

[orchid kraken]

Do the funny

Summon Hubert and Nathan

And dont provide any info for ping

[gilded timber]

Wait a second.....

[junior jasper]

I once did that

I got a point

[gilded timber]

I like my position here thanks

[somber raptor]

[random schooner]

I was given a verbal warning (not a !warn) for goading people into pinging Hubert

[polar spade]

Is goating even a word?

[junior jasper]

Goat(ing)

[polar spade]

Huh, it is

[random schooner]

I meant goading

[gilded timber]

I'm pretty sure I did that lol

[junior jasper]

Well we know what you mean

[random schooner]

And today I was banned and unbanned to quickly delete all my messages today for posting about SCP1004

Or maybe someone didn't like the cat pic I posted,

Yeah it was probably that

SMH too much cuteness is banned

[light lily]

chief keef playable role when?

[strong dune]

yall cant fix a 1 year old bug

[hot hazel]

Woah woah woah! Do you know who you are talking to? This is NW now! All they do is reworks and revamps.

[rough owl]

This is true

[sacred portal]

Hey, so if i want to report a server for having an administration that does not ban a literal pdf file who sent death threats to me where can i do it

This is fr

[silk maple]

If it's NOT NORTWOOD administrator you need send to server owner of the project where work this suspicious men/women

[lethal scroll]

we are getting a Watch Dogs movie https://www.gamespot.com/articles/watch-dogs-movie-is-finally-done-10-years-after-it-was-announced/1100-6526480/

[rough owl]

I think he is saying that the owner also does nothing

[sacred portal]

And if the owner blocked me?

[silk maple]

Try give a report to server verification team but you must have proofs

About that real

(Wtf with my autocorrect)

[gilded timber]

Send an email with all relevant context and evidence to [e-mail]

[sacred portal]

There is about 10 minute video (in polish) where he admits what he did (i'm not gonna say that) and screens (also in polish) with death threats

[sacred portal]

Ty. Gonna do it when i wake up tho

[rough owl]

What's the server name

[silk maple]

About screen if this happens in discord I think you need record because vsr can think you patched discord and he/she message not real.

[rancid ivy]

breh i shoulda done this for dboysrus when they spread a lie that i said a racial slur and then banned me for 50 years from the appeals

dont have the evidence anymore

[sacred portal]

"Pokój bez klamek" or "PBK" in short

[rough owl]

Hmmmm I did hear of it

Gonna take a look at it out of curiosity

[sacred portal]

There was a drama already with it and hubert had to contact the owner to remove one of the admins

[peak idol]

,

[silk maple]

Wait..wha? Hubert contact already with this project?

So if knew this information what you say how this project still open?

[sacred portal]

This pedo thing is new

[sacred portal]

The other one was like 2 years ago

[solemn flame]

talking about it here wont do any good, as lucid said go email northwood

[dark tartan]

this is like a weekly occurance for this game holy shit

[gilded timber]

^

[rancid ivy]

tf is this bs 😭

[silk maple]

Bad people can be everywhere and it's fact. So I think it's be bad choice try contunie this thread

[solemn flame]

microsoft bought scpsl

[dark tartan]

yeah but mate its awfully common here dont you think

[main forum]

no shit, they did?

[rancid ivy]

i restarted my pc and verified my gamefiles and it still just softlocks on this forever

[solemn flame]

no it was a joke

[rancid ivy]

nvm

it went eventually

took like 3 years

[silk maple]

If we want contunie I think we need go to the direct message because don't forget about moderator words.

[gilded timber]

Big Northwood are installing the evil 096 scripts on your machine (It's a required dependency for the game to run)

[hearty heart]

its gonna be ass :(((

[main forum]

damn, you got me good there

[hearty heart]

and this is from someone who likes watch dogs

[solemn flame]

is it watch dogs 1 or 2

[lethal scroll]

hopefully it'll be a "so bad it's good"

[main forum]

microsft being in scpsl is crazy and wild

[lethal scroll]

wd1

i think

[hearty heart]

wd1 actually had a decent story

[solemn flame]

thank god

[main forum]

that happened to me whenever i was downloading it

[hearty heart]

thank god they didn't do 2's story tho

[solemn flame]

wd1 is so much better

[main forum]

Hi!

[hearty heart]

hi

[rancid ivy]

ion care about microsoft i cared about the game not launching for 3 minutes

[lethal scroll]

wd1's story is the best in the series, WD2 has the best gameplay

[hearty heart]

facts

we dont talk about legion

[solemn flame]

honestly i prefered wd1's gameplay more but that might be nostalgia

idk

[lethal scroll]

Legion can be fun too, i like the New Vegas style disguise system