#general-chat
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At first glance I actually thought it was but that’s 500/2
Nvm 500/2 is 250
I can’t do math it’s over
Me
You like being a cyclops?
I am just stupid
And evil?
idk if you know the character that iposted
I don’t

It kinda looks like sadness from inside out
Fuck man
Why did Snapchat have to remind me that the tiptoe by the window song exists
Dont see it
I hate it
I see it
Its because he's blue isnt it?
No, the expression as well
Blue and looking sad are the 2 defining traits
He's a cyclops
and tall
But also blue and sad
His sadness is justifed
plus he wont become blue anymore at some point
Rob is literally me
Balls
He's literally us
Pretty sure that won’t work
it isnt
You look lonely..... I can fix that....
Yeah so no one can join then
They would need to be connected to your router to join
I wouldnt mind
Err...
Not like you have posted suggestive stuff on it
Dog
how the sigma do I report someone
Ingame?
in discord
What did they do?
really bad thing
Dm @dull ferry for discord reports
involving minors
I just dm it???
yeah but I'm in multiple servers with that!!!
It gives an option which server to message
What is that
Also how do u know me
is this update gonna have more achievements??
ten billion
im back from school
They should add an achievement "take a shower" where you need to jump on the sewer water
I want to see 173 jump into the AA pit. It'll literally drown in its own shit
Thats true
Papycara
@tame hollow Singapore Airlines newsletter (of promos) are being sent to me pretty often
I think it wants me to go to EU
hey guys
hola
I feel GREAT!!!
Why
What good deed did you do
I cleaned the streets
Awesome
😉
You did good
Now that i think about it...
When was the last time an achievement was added to SL?
I have no idea

I have a cat named pancake, now I must eat her.
true
https://youtube.com/shorts/zrhNAHCP0Ak?si=hrpLVANVqlU9jeeE
Can't have shit in Detroit
I went back to my old base on 2b2t to see if it was still there.
Not the kitty 
I think it’s only been updated icons for existing achievements
Icons have never been updated
In 2020 they were the same as they are now
The 173 one def has
i fucking hate 2fort players
Not on my PC rn but I swear there was one that was originally peanut but got switched to walnut
But still... when was the last time an achievement was added
Not recently
That is the issue with not being able to kick people on the enemy team
Happened to me too
I can understand in competitive game modes, but at least in casual game modes let us kick the rage cheates on the other team b r u h
There was a sniper cheating
100 points while the others were still at 20
My team kept telling Blu he was cheating
But they ignored it
I don't think it happened recently
the first time i got trickstabbed by him i went "wtf" when i saw that he was lvl 1
I am not the best with flashbangs
and a default pfp
the only reason i like 2 fort is cuz it doesnt end for a while
tear him apart
Yo guys look at this shit
That was the goofiest round i've ever played
(More like goofiest round i've ever watched because i was already dead)
Lmao
Turbine also takes long to end
Because of engi nests
Guy ate the muzzle flashes of that deagle
I just realized
Nvm i didn't realize
turbine is 2fort if it was ass
If turbine has 10000 haters, i am one of them. If turbine has 1000 haters, i am one of them. If turbine has 100 haters, i am one of them. If turbine has 1 hater, i am him. If turbine has no haters, i am dead.
Badwater on top
upward supremacy
true
i love trimping over to the enemy battlements and committing sniper genocide
Airstriking people as soldier
Sniper should be removed from the game
That or give him a flamethrower instead of a sniper rifle
And change his name to Pyro
Which class do you main
that explains it
I main pyro and sniper
you're priority number 1 for snipers
I hope to one day find a server where Sniper is removed
I main demo
Favorite subclass?
more specifically hybridknight
Uhh
My favorite subclass is foreskin Pyro
For me it's pyro shark and gunspy
Sometimes hybrid solider
I don’t like sacrificing my primary method of damage
Fat scout is pretty funny sometimes
sentry heavy is also funny sometimes
if your favorite subclass isn't demoknight you're not real
AI generated discord user
demoknight might as well count as its own class
Buff chargin targe
Tide Turner is the best shield
I want a third shield that doesn't suck
change my mind
Listen, mobility in TF2 trumps anything
i wont, cause i agree
trimping my beloved
it doesnt
What the actual fuck are you talking about
only one of the shields allow you to fly across the map
skill issue
demoknight tf2 fly fast
Music is a Ghost Town remix by Turret 3471: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkvHNdzG3WQ
Discord: https://discord.gg/HMYUqgc
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TF2SolarLight
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/SolarLightTF2
Need I say more?
mid
says the guy without free movement
says the guy without crits
who needs crits
and 16 seconds recharge rate 😂
Recharge on kill:
wait 12
no crits is too boring
Plus Recharge time is realistically about 2 seconds
remove tide turners resistances and give it crits
Pan:
then we'll talk
mid
just like your hud btw
his eyes are still blinded
To ascend in TF2 is to embrace the tomfuckery. Meta is irrelevant, embrace the gimmick
The only time I use any other shield is for the caber
because my god, it's funnier being an unstoppable force with the force of a thousand suns
Beautiful
You probably made those poor noobs uninstall the game 😭😭
I remember this guy getting so salty over my dumb shit
he was sweating all game and I kept removing his killstreaks from being a dipshit
Ngl if you get upset over being killed by a caberknight you gotta learn to live a little
Tf2 is a silly goofy game you gotta learn to go with the silliness
this is my standard demoknight loadout now
I don't just do critical damage
I do emotional damage too
jesus FUCK WHY
because dominating them is one half of the battle
scarring them for life is how you win the war
this should be a crime
The art of the craft
ill kill you if i saw you
run
and they said cosmetics have no advantage...
yes
lmao
Another artistic specimen
what is on that sign
an age long gone woodboiz
Redacted
Knowing is not worth it

I somewhat main soldier nowadays when I am not meming
so this is my most prized collection
I feel like you should sell it
2 ref
Scrap it
I got it from unboxing a skin and I just couldn't not name it the Mr Beast rocket launcher
it was written in stone
The Mr breast launcher
1$ rocket launcher vs 1000$ rocket launcher 🔥🔥🔥
this thing has gotten me so many random friend requests
If I am going for braindead gameplay, I go pyro
because my god, Pyro is so unbelievably easy
W m1
Because fuck you, I have M2 so you can't have fun
i should get on tf2 right now and buy some keys and open some crates
wait i dont have any crates
x3j's first northwood payment arrived
x3j50 please don't spend the entire marketing budget on TF2 keys again
what's the current crate
Gambling
Gamble away the Patreon funds
Truly ghastly
Like genuinely, Airblast in TF2 straight up brutal
alright ima do it
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th is gamblign day
Funds
Immediately spends it on cases
I dont even play tf2 no more
but here we gooooo
I did recently get the urge to play tf2 again after an uncle dane video showed up
Billions must gamble
oh and after watching that absurd rebalance video
I use the red tape over the normal sapper
do you just specifically hate engineers on 2fort
Yes
right, I just realised
i had it because red tape strange variant is less expensive than normal sapper
WHERE IS THE PIPE PROJECTILE
I did it from muscle memory but genuinely, what the fuck?
this is the frame where I airblasted
and in none of the frames after did the pipe appear
I fucking used Warhammer Orc logic to kill him
I believed a pipe was there, therefore he exploded
"boom!"
and yet it works
"Where did the budget go"
x3j's gambling addiction
pyrocynical
Bro learning spinjutsu
doesn't the pipe spawn inside the weapon at first
so you kinda airblasted it while it was still inside
The actual reason why it didn't appear was because of interpolation moment
I airblasted at the same time-ish as when we both sent a packet of us firing our weapons
500 ciggarates
playing pvz endless why does this garg have red eyes
🦅
let’s go gambling
I got nothing
Pyrocinical moment
i see how excited nw is for new update cuz bros updated almost every possible thing
Can i talk about the titan sub if i dont joke on it?
crazy
A whole $0! :D
Can i talk about the titan sub if i dont joke on it?
What always gets me about Pyro is how life like his cosplay of female characters are
least terrifying Pyro Cosmetics
Huh?
This is literally PyroCynical
Hmmm, should be alright
Samus from Metroid?
I'm genuinely curious how you don't know who that character is
Metroid
Ok
Bro is the rock

1 euro
Shake my head, all of SL's devs and players are gambling addicts
yeah life like
he might be missing a pair of things
Very realistic graphics
but i can't put my finger on it
Chat, I feel like not studying for the finals tonight, what should I do
Move country
Can't give you a grade if they can't find you
He has his own add on equipment if it's needed for specific characters
lucidity
white woman jumpscare
The school shows your grade thru the school's web
and the servers are HORRIBLE
it looks fair enough but that looks more like a tumor
ddos the servers
Cottage

hey guys
DONT PAY HIM
got a special offer for everyone in here
pay him
I LOST 30 DOLLARS
Gambling??!!
I wonder what that is
if i give you 25$ can you add fishing guard to the roster
so folks around here call me the SL leaks salesman
tf2 gambling
If i send me 5€ im all ears
My man needs the money to gamble 😭
it seems like we are all within the economic situation where we can both benefit one another
Trade offer
For 5 TF2 keys maybe
Send me a link, I'll donate 4.99
Take it or leave it
welcome back youtube poops
Hi

markiplier (realer)
hi
we need guns in the game
True
Yeah, like a water gun, to use against 457
im giving it a year tops until he comes out
either that or it's another fetish
ah that could be true
pyrocynical number 1 freakiest youtuber
i rlly like him tho
good videos
pancake.
@acoustic moat national gambling addiction hotline 1-800-426-2537
i blocked that number
block button my ass.. i will reach into the screen and block you myself
Character variants would be so cool
2 genders and 2 ethnicities for each model would be sick
4 types of each model
Would take
A WHILE
but still
Would be cool
bruh
NO! add TWELVE GENDERS!
So what people pick their skin color at the szart of the game?
@north ledge
never
It would be cool but also like ruin any sort of optimization
What
northwood doesnt care about patreons
no in the menu have you ever played a game with character customisation
we’ve been eating pretty good recently
got 2 teasers in one day
I meant when they first join the game, in the menu
i mean it just saves like a gun preset
what if we all just unsubbed to the patreon
SL go broke
I think we're gonna get sub class specific models (like sargent and captain being diffrent models) before or at the same time we get to have diffrent models for the same class
incorrect
Thanks for Playing!
Please explain your reasoning? I'm curious why you think this
Until jupiter rotates around the sun again we ain't gonna get anything!
i don’t want separation models for sergeants and captains i want them to remove sergeants and captains
How about if we removed you buddy
How about that
and privates
Yo guys new serpents hand update in SL
please get rid of mtf ranks
Adding the Corporal MTF rank
onion man game designer soon… mtf ranks gone sooon
Cadet /Specialist / Lieutenant / Commander, pwetty pwease
there are now 12 different mtf ranks
soon?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
Add all US millitary ranks as mtf subclasses
How about you
Please john northwood
Do that and my soul is yours
yep
he said he was doing a trial ir whatever
trial is close enough
yesss
onion man please fix secret lab
kidnapping
or is he gobbling
It's tradition to say that people getting hired are kidnapped and sent to the basement
Cause they are
ahhh
No
do you guys think sl would be better or worse if every suggestion with over 40 likes got added
Worse
Worse because I have no suggestion that is over 40 likes
the most recent one was “make hcz props destructable)
UwU
:3
Nuh uh
2089*
Lol
GET OUT
Lol
Yay
How to make an entire Fandom hate you in 5 seconds:
get these greenies out lord northwood the 4th
i dont want them in the dungeon of positivity
no embed
Embed at level 10
Am not pro
Ah ok
!999
LETS GOOOOOOOO
agent orange? more like agent cooked marshmallow!
isnt the sun cold
………
transgender illegal aliens
Huh
No he didn’t
worse because 4+ year old suggestions exist
the game would be set on fire
all the suggestions posted between 13.5.1 releasing and now with 40+ likes
i think the game would be better
also theres actually fewer 40+ ones as of late then you'd think
burstfire weapon attachment isnt even at 40
i won
Facility guard is so shit and unfun to play
whats your theory on the release of this very update
December 32nd
yesterday
August 12th, 2036
h
if someone says heat death of the universe i'll cough on them and give them covid
Cold death of the universe
what are you reporting
A owner
That told i was a he member
And is not true
I cant post the proves
But i have it
uhh
i mean, i dont really see what there is to report, but if theres an actual case
server.abuse@scpslgame.com
Its called Project Friendly Reborn
Ok thanks
Maybe you didnt understand me
Thats fine
get out i will punch you and kill u
❌
❌
Okay 106 player
way worse
you know how much slop has gotten over 40 upvotes in game suggestions over the years
I ain't taking this 106 slander
still question why i did this
fight me pussy
im busy counting my money
yeah your mom did a good job so i paid her a little extra

bro skipped english class 🔥
mama jokes in 2024 😭 😂 ✌🏽
an joke
interest
grammar police in 2024 😭 😂 ✌️
can we kill this guy
Time to start checking PT every game
if being boring was a sport you'd win the Olympics
It's mix on whether SCPs will check PT or not. Usually I hide in a AL in the middle of Light (away from the hallways on the edge)
anyway to play the first version of SL? Or create a server? cuz I get stuck on establishing connection
Fr
!scpslclassic
that's all russian
it's not
where downside
what you need is both in english and russian
any specific place to look? cuz support has nothing there unless it's in russian which I can't search
archive
eta on new update
nope
Guess intel just forgot about me
It's past 7PM and they haven't come pick up my defective CPU
is it lore that every class wears a black shirt and black pants under their outfit and that 049 adds 50 years to the age of people he resurrects
ngl the mtf/ci spawn system is wicked, if you are winning you will win and if you are losing 20 people will hunt you and the two other alive people down💀
MegaNeko?
hcz guard that looks like the cb guard
(spawns in entrance too)
If it helps the losing team games would last so long
fair enough, weird how the choices are the civilians all die or the game lasts 30 minutes
also can we please get the old weapons back im so fucking tired of this bullshit😔
no cb guard looks bad
why would they be wearing riot helmets in HCZ anyways
Fr
i get that the guards are meant to be unprepared but jesus man atleast give him a non-recessive hairline
what's a riot helmet gonna do against literally every scp in hcz bro
wdym new guard is hot
i personally do not enjoy paul blart gunning me down
they don't even look alike
make him fat and they are a 1:1 copy fr
not really
Paul blarts hair is a different color from the guard's
Paul blart has a moustache
they have different hair lines
Cheetos. I think.
Big ass MTF forehead
HIS NAME IS BARNEY CALHOUN
.
It's me, gordon! Barney from black mesa! Hey, sorry for the scare. I had to put on a show for the cameras.
Redline makes me think about lines that are red
Northwood makes me thing about woods that are from the north
SCP SL makes me think of a secret laboratory with SCPs

Bro shut up
CS2***************
same shit
No it’s not
it is
Nah
csgo is way better than cs2
same game
cs2 has different graphics
so c2 is superior
would you rather have lcz guards?
gunning every cd down
like a police at a protest?
not that hard to get tbh
unless u get that avg 5 times in a row first try
Hello friends
you are peppino pizza tower
pizza time
?????
most sane SL discord member, dont worry
YOU
YOU KILLED THE FUCKING GLOOM SHROOMS
Anyway I hope all of y’all’s days is going well
HOW COULD YOU
I would ngl
scp sl darkrp
you be all like "brains.... the zombies are coming... brainz...." and then you eat the fume mushroom
yes man Im sorry
I was high
I had like no choice
yum yum
no
Chat am I the one
Needs to be higher
I can do better

I get it consistent
I think I'm the one
you beat me
I shall seek revenge
but good play, opponent.
no way
I started playing right after the big bang
rookie
not enough ms
Therefore
I have permission to decapitate you

huh

DO NOT BE A HERO
erm watasigma
!rename @digital cape poopoo
Done.
saved
🔥
fuck
Someone beat me to it
Rookie numbers
im leaving this tab all open today
gl
Bro stayed there for 5.47 trillion years
It's joever
Inspect Element sure is a fun tool
don't they feel weird?
They are awkward as hell atm
It's like high heels
Without the heel support
And they're platforms
I'll get better at walking in them with practice
Yeah I was gonna say it looks like you are standing on your toes
Mines are better
Bought some ankle braces though since in the future when I use these for cosplay and whatnot I'm gonna be walking a LOT
homer slippers?
Damn
Homer slippers.
no lmao
Gonna try the hooves out some more over the next week while I wait for those braces to arrive and once they do I'll see how much of a difference they make
Piglin cosplay incoming
Grass block cosplay 
Floofy ones?
True
Either that or the regular ones
yes you would
tf does this mean
you know.
I don't lol
Floofy always the best
What kinda cosplay are you even doing
Currently not much planned specific, but this works for demons, fae creatures, and also it’ll be a nice touch for a fursuit partial. Probably going to do some demon soon tho
Imagine if he pulled the nade bullet block
Nahh he hit the other important thing in sight
That being my head
Koshitanta
God like reflexes
!rename @eager wadi peepee
I do not have permission to rename that member. They may be higher than or equal to me in the role hierarchy.
Demote incoming
!rename @meager slate smol smol
Done.
:(
No demote today
no demote ever
Bet
im no smol
your name says it all 
lies
when update
bro when tho
in 1 minute


when update
fr?
No it was Yesterday. You missed, now you'll be stuck playing the old version forever
Anyone know how to make the dedicated server run 11.2.1?
you can run it just not in online mode
why exactly do you want that version
Am I not allowed to play Parabellum?
Well, I was wanting to play with a few friends
no
Why not?
I can download
fake
I said so
But you aren't in charge of me
I'm gonna look around in SCPSL Classic
I am
Ok, how would that be?
I'm just that cool
That's not a reason🤣
It literally is
I walked into a store took a buncha shit without paying
when they asked me what am I doing I said I'm just that cool
they did call some blue guys though
they came in and said something like "you're under a rest"
poor guys probably wanted me to sleep
The monologue is crazy
Right...
We can assist you by opening a ticket at #technical-support when we are available
Melon
I must be informed of the revolutionary video that you and others have come across
I found a mouse in the shelter
I have seen multiple screenshots from lars as well
.
hey dad
hey pal
what is this video and why are there so many screenshots
lars keeps posting them in our staff chat
I'm bewildered
yeah these suck
send the youtubers back to the pit why are they even out all of a sudden
not like anything important happened
why is it in this channel too
leave me alone
Someone opened the cage
Lock the cage again
99 dollars for yearly hulu with ads i'm going to cry
Last month I ordered a whole lobster
It was delicious
(the drink was a berry sangria
u realize this is js money laundering right
nobody actually values the painting at that for itself
ye i figured that much
this makes me feel less guilty about piracy and adblock
there is another option
Bullsquid Wisdom #89
Switching to your pistol is faster than reloading
!rep
You can give a rep!
ambulance insurance costs less than this where i live
thats insane lmao
Still having ads on it at $100 is the worst part
was curious what it cost when I first signed up and uh... lol???
You need level 10 to embed images here
1984
You only need like 4 more levels
god forbid im caught yapping here
Hey this place is really cool

