general-chat

[gentle acorn]

ban this guy

kill him

tear him apart

burn down the remains

[fringe cedar]

Ban him

[olive forge]

it is

TF2 fucking sucks

it’s a shitty hero shooter with a cult like fan base

[gentle acorn]

ragebait

[olive forge]

Even in its prime like 10 years ago it was ok

It was an innovator

[pearl anvil]

0/10 rage bait im laughing at you

[gentle acorn]

this guy stinks

[olive forge]

I’ve said this before

[brazen shuttle]

bait used to be believable

even the people in #scp-discussion come up with better bait

step your game up

[olive forge]

if you wanna call it ragebait feel free it’s just a hero shooter (first hero shooter that got popular in fairness) that got popular and has a diehard fan base

[pearl anvil]

it’s a good game

[terse atlas]

It's alright

[zealous leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/gamba-xqc-gambling-addict-777-gif-25803752

tf2 crates

[olive forge]

In its prime when it came out it was alright

[gaunt talon]

Tf2 is one of the only games I always come back to

[olive forge]

now it’s just the same genre other games have done

I will say it’s probably the best hero shooter but that’s not a high bar to cross

[random schooner]

Can the restrained system be changed so that if you cuff someone, as long as they are near someone on your team, they won't be uncuffed if you go too far away or die? I'm asking because there's been a few situations where a cuffed D-Boy going to the exit is suddenly uncuffed while on the catwalk due to the guard who cuffed him being too far away, resulting the D-Boy respawning as Chaos

[olive forge]

I make sure to shoot them if that happens

[gentle acorn]

0/10 ragebait

[gaunt talon]

Detain them again when they become chaos

If they really want to be mtf

[olive forge]

anvil on your house

[fringe cedar]

That’s why you always redetain them when a guard brings them to you

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

e

discord broken

i cant sendgifs anywhere

[random schooner]

Official servers don't have that plug-in

[gaunt talon]

Forgot that it's a plugin

[olive forge]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-gif-11916099077674228393

I can send gifs

skill issue tbh

[random schooner]

No we don't even realize that the D-Boy was uncuffed. He'll be with like several other D-Boys, all cuffed, all near the exit, and mere seconds before reaching the exit, one of them is auto-uncuffed.

[olive forge]

that’s fucking hilarious

and on you for not redetaining them

unless you cuffed them in which case you should herd them out

[fringe cedar]

I’m amazed you got them to exit

[olive forge]

I never cuff d class

[fringe cedar]

Usually when mtf escort Dbois 1 comes up and kills then all

[olive forge]

far too much effort on my behalf for the chance they escape

[fringe cedar]

I only cuff dbois if I know I can get them out

[random schooner]

Huh Facility Lockdown has some interesting choices for which SCPs they add

[terse atlas]

I always try to get d-boys out

[random schooner]

Lots of SCP games add 76. However, Facility Lockdown is the first one I saw that has 73

[fringe cedar]

I always try but it never usually works

[olive forge]

I never try

it’s never worth the effort

[gaunt talon]

Got 7 d class and 1 scientist out once

[fringe cedar]

You’ll have the entire guard team escorting a dboi and then the second mtf spawns they get gunned down

[olive forge]

If you go to cuff them they could pull a gun out and some you

[olive forge]

I love doing that

[fringe cedar]

It bullshit

[terse atlas]

Bait

[fringe cedar]

Don’t shoot them on surface, anywhere else is fine

[random schooner]

Usually I'll shoot D-Bois if Im in light just because I don't want to take them all the way, but if I see them in Entrance or Heavy, I'll take them.

[olive forge]

if I’m on a server that has it against the rules I shoot at the d class but never specifically hit them just so that the rest of the wave will think it’s fine and shoot them

[random schooner]

Oh yeah I have to keep telling people we don't need 5 Guards to escord the cuffed D-Boi

[fringe cedar]

Oh no you usually do to body block the shots from your own team

[olive forge]

mfw people have a different play style (this is obviously bait because only my play style exist)

[terse atlas]

But your playstyle is dumb

[olive forge]

yeah?

it’s really fucking fun though

[terse atlas]

Why?

[fringe cedar]

Honestly we usually sacrifice guards to get a dboi out for the points

[olive forge]

I get to shoot people

[terse atlas]

That's it?

[fringe cedar]

Anything to prevent chaos from spawning

[olive forge]

mhm

it’s really funny when you get the rest of the wave to shoot a detained class d because then you don’t get in shit for it but you know that dude is annoyed because he died after making it all that way detained

[olive forge]

based

it’s why I never detain d class

it’s not worth the risk

if chaos spawns I don’t get a notification

the d class could shoot me while I cuff them

the d class could escape while cuffed

there’s too many variables

[terse atlas]

Well not every d-class has a gun

[olive forge]

I don’t know if armoury is open or not

[terse atlas]

If you stay with the d-class, you can gun them down if they attempt to run

[olive forge]

I don’t know which d class has the pistol or which ones don’t

[olive forge]

you can shoot them before they run and they’ll never run

[terse atlas]

You can get an ntf before spawn wave, another person to help you win

[olive forge]

and you don’t risk them juking you and chaos getting tickets

[olive forge]

I can just help scientists

and remove a chaos win factor while doing that

[terse atlas]

You can also do both

[olive forge]

and risk letting chaos get tickets?

There’s no way I can GUARANTEE a d class becomes NTF without detriment to my own survival and the survival of scientists

[fringe cedar]

Honestly if I’m getting a dboi out and they tell me chaos spawned, I just undetain them and go, “Live on for me.”

[terse atlas]

The less people are dead, the less will spawn

[somber raptor]

where tf is that wiki page that includes a list of badge colors

[fringe cedar]

Whenever I’m guard

[terse atlas]

If you manage to get d-boys out, that's tickets for ntf

[somber raptor]

i don't give a shit i'm massacring the mfers

[fringe cedar]

If I know I’m gonna die I won’t take the person I’ve been with for awhile down with me

[somber raptor]

no-KoS servers = worst servers

[gentle acorn]

0/10 ragebait

[terse atlas]

I genuinely cannot understand what people gain from killing d-class which they could easily detain and escort

[gentle acorn]

KOS more like POS

[somber raptor]

1. it's fun
2. they can't escape me if they're dead
3. it's fun

[gentle acorn]

becaue people who play like that are an actual pos

[somber raptor]

get mad

[gentle acorn]

ok mr fried cpu

[terse atlas]

I get enjoyment from getting d-class out because they don't have to sit in spectator, I get reinforcments, more tickes for ntf, and it's just fun escorting someone in general

[terse atlas]

It's not fun, it's shooting at someone who 9 times out of 10 can't shoot back

I like to think about the other person

[fringe cedar]

I’ve had many times when I’ve almost got a dboi out as guard and they’ve told me chaos spawned, I just uncuff them and go, “Live on for me.”

[somber raptor]

it's funnier unloading half a 9mm magazine on them than bringing them around hoping they don't run from you or that you don't die and set the CD free

[somber raptor]

that makes it even funnier

[terse atlas]

When I'm a d-class, I wouldn't want to be gunned down when I have nothing on me then sit in spectator when I could've just been escorted

[somber raptor]

also just to piss y'all off even more: if i have the chance, i cuff them so they don't try to run away from me then once they're standing still next to me i shoot them in the head so i use the least ammo possible

[terse atlas]

I'm not even that mad, I just genuinely don't understand what's fun about that

[somber raptor]

Remember: if i'm the guard standing next to me and you're not dead, it means i ran out of ammo

dw if i find ammo i won't kill you later
but i will kill you at the sight of danger to prevent you from escaping while i'm distracted or dead

[somber raptor]

• Use less rounds per person
• You can kill more people

[gentle acorn]

it's not fun

you simpleton

[somber raptor]

it is

[terse atlas]

What's the fun in killing more people if it's someone who can't fight back

If they were armed, different story, you stopped a threat

[somber raptor]

that's the thing

i'm committing war crimes

[terse atlas]

But if they aren't, you're just ruining someone else's fun

[somber raptor]

which is exactly the point

[pearl anvil]

this is exactly my thing

[pearl anvil]

and this

It’s an interesting idea but it’s just not good

[orchid kraken]

Dying ahh channel

[terse atlas]

Bait used to be believable

[zinc gazelle]

Man who sold the world

Heh

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760703485943218211/1053365901837213788/493F0C50-1748-4394-B640-754920DB8B8F.gif

[orchid kraken]

Still working on it

(6 months already)

[somber raptor]

@crude phoenix imagine paying this game 50€ a month and not being active enough on the discord to have level 10

[zinc gazelle]

I see

[crude phoenix]

Hello

[crude phoenix]

You're just a ray of sunshine aren't you

[crude phoenix]

50$ not euros, also

[somber raptor]

almost the same thing

[pearl anvil]

upload a new video

[crude phoenix]

Whats the channel

[orchid kraken]

I did, still dead as shit
Yt hates me

[crude phoenix]

So real

[orchid kraken]

Just type my name in search bar

Like here

[crude phoenix]

Bet

[orchid kraken]

But recent video is kinda growing but slowly i see

[random schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/763900363857592321/1120645648824410192/Discord_Qk8KBF0k6A.gif

[orchid kraken]

Each hour i get like 10-40 views??

[crude phoenix]

Thats pretty cool

[fringe cedar]

How much xp is it for level 20

[spice coyote]

like a bunch

[orchid kraken]

!rank

[fringe cedar]

Ok I’m close

[hollow sparrow]

lmao

[orchid kraken]

?rank

Bro

[hollow sparrow]

?rank

[fringe cedar]

Just go to bot commands

[gaunt talon]

I sent the wrong screenshot

This is how much you need

[fringe cedar]

IM WAY CLOSER

Ok Bois only like 2000 xp to go

[orchid kraken]

My only hope is that when i finish the fucking project animation

Yt will put me on algorithm cuz i dont want these months to be gone for nun

I mean factually no one wants their big success to be gone for nun

[fringe cedar]

Yep

[somber raptor]

for level 50 you need about 172K

[gaunt talon]

I have 73118

[gentle acorn]

ok 13th gen user

[prime bear]

The update was all a lie and they gonna wait till April 1st to announce it

[fringe cedar]

Wait a minute

[orchid kraken]

Server user count wrnt from 119k to 117k

[somber raptor]

It was never close to 119k

Iirc it never even crossed 118k

[digital cape]

@orchid kraken what do you use to animate?

Is it SFM or

[orchid kraken]

Sfm

[digital cape]

Ah nice

[orchid kraken]

Im hallucinating then

[digital cape]

I tried animating in sfm but my pc REFUSED to render

[somber raptor]

Potato pc user

[orchid kraken]

Bros pc lucky the owner didnt go for blender

I guess ur pc would fry if u just launched blender

My old pc literally BSODed when i launched sfm

[digital cape]

i do like models on blender

[orchid kraken]

Blender models are more detailed

Sfm models are ripped from game

With its texture

While on blender windop fixed them a little

[digital cape]

yeah ik

[digital cape]

The man who sold the world remake when

[fringe cedar]

I tried to make a model in blender, I couldn’t do it XD

[digital cape]

im not good at it I js try to make smh, sometimes it works sometimes my pc overheats and I gotta stop

[fringe cedar]

Bro I was just trying to make a glowstick for my game design class and I couldn’t even make a cylinder.

[digital cape]

blender is confusing

and sfm is old fashioned

[celest scarab]

its healthy

[digital cape]

Since you like yugo cars, what country are you from mate?

[fringe cedar]

Random holes just kept being made so my teacher just came over and quickly did it for me since it was literally just a cylinder with a hook basically

[celest scarab]

disputed territory

[digital cape]

my schools are too shitty to even know blender exists

[orchid kraken]

I AM MAKING IT😭

[digital cape]

speak

[fringe cedar]

Like I have no idea why holes kept being made when I was just trying to make a cylinder

It just kept deleting sides

[celest scarab]

i cant i dont have a voice

[fringe cedar]

IT WAS A CYLINDER

[olive forge]

when are they making SL exactly what I want the game to be and disregarding everyone else

[digital cape]

write

[digital cape]

idk man blender is

surprising

[celest scarab]

im illiterate

[digital cape]

text?

[celest scarab]

same applies

[olive forge]

interpretive dance

[digital cape]

are you slavic?

[rough wing]

Lmao

[celest scarab]

yogurt

yogurtslavia

[digital cape]

cao druže

Yugoslavia my ass

[celest scarab]

ne govorim kineski

[digital cape]

izvini molim te

[fringe cedar]

Fucking yogurt XD

Yogurtslavia XD

[wicked spade]

bro are you crazy why are you railing yoghurt

[digital cape]

game is game

[celest scarab]

wait hold on i have fish

[fringe cedar]

……….

[fringe cedar]

No

[digital cape]

pipnucu te neprikladno

[fringe cedar]

English

ENGLISH

[digital cape]

translate

your problem

[fringe cedar]

Nah I’m lazy

[digital cape]

search discover language english on google

that might help

[olive forge]

One of my favourite images is in the patreon where one of the devs responded to Hubert’s changelogs with that and it got like 2000 fish reacts

[digital cape]

fish

fiš

šif

ši

š

[olive forge]

fish

[glossy coyote]

A tragic tale

[somber raptor]

Got a fun question for y'all: at what point would you consider lowering a fever?
Usually fevers should help fight the virus but at a certain point they can become dangerous

[rough wing]

When it turns dangerous

[gentle acorn]

38°

[willow shoal]

Sure

Next week

[somber raptor]

HOLY SHIT I GOT 39.2°C i'm done

[rough wing]

go to hoptal

They will save u

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/ibuprofen-gif-25566408

[somber raptor]

(For y'all americans it's 102.6°F)

[glossy coyote]

Thanks for the clarification

I was so confused about the weird c symbol

[rough wing]

"What does it mean" The American asked,
"Does it mean Crude Oil?!"

[glossy coyote]

39.2 crude oil is nothing

[fallow kite]

Fever?

[glossy coyote]

That’s barley any low grade

[somber raptor]

Yes

[somber raptor]

Bro wtf 😭

[fallow kite]

Nah
It not that much

[fallow kite]

Piss

[glossy coyote]

No…

[fallow kite]

Jaratte

[elder pewter]

.

..

.

..

.

.

[fallow kite]

[elder pewter]

hey tomas

[fallow kite]

🍆

Hahaha

[elder pewter]

Is it funny, young man?

[olive forge]

2 green names

nobody cares !!!

[gentle acorn]

green name opinions matter more than red name opinions

[olive forge]

heres an AI photo of you comitting a felony

[fallow kite]

Yo mods can y'all lock up the meme channel for 30 minutes
Some guys are posting pm brainrot

[olive forge]

mods lock up meme channel for 30 minutes they posted a mean word

[fallow kite]

?

[gentle acorn]

this video ended too soon

I want more

[fallow kite]

yo im new to this game what do i do?

[prime bear]

It's all a lie

[fallow kite]

type shi

[fossil python]

press f1 to get a small explanation of the class you're playing

[fallow kite]

Nope
Get nitro to watch till the end

[fossil python]

that's it

[gentle acorn]

camp elevators and kill d boys

also

try your hardest when playing pc

people would love you

[fallow kite]

Camp alpha warhead
People like that

[prime bear]

Weapon pew pew in human and monsters

[gentle acorn]

I'm not paying tencent a single penny

[fallow kite]

Ok

Nocent

[gentle acorn]

ok red role

[meager slate]

!guide

[snow umbra]

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW-HN1DAabMneyBDDFGTmGBNROy9H5kdB&si=BijkkLpzsuy_YDhP

[gentle acorn]

that's an ancient guide

gaming toast has a decent one

but that guy promotes KOS

so fuck him

[fallow kite]

What is that?

[vague tusk]

sup guyes

[somber raptor]

About the thumbnail, i'll be citing schlatt

[fallow kite]

Ok

[somber raptor]

Kill on Sight

[fallow kite]

Ohh

[somber raptor]

(Aka war crimes)

[fallow kite]

dope

[somber raptor]

Which is arguably funnier than acting like a mentally sane person

[fallow kite]

I like to leave d boys alone or converting them as a guard instead of killing them

[gentle acorn]

POS playstyle

[dusty epoch]

guys ı need someones help

[worldly orchid]

What do you need help with?

[dusty epoch]

emmm my game is now everything was blue

[solid echo]

#technical-support

Oh wair

THERES A TECH IN THE CHAT LMAOOO SORRY

[worldly orchid]

LOL it's ok

[sleek estuary]

😭

[worldly orchid]

we don't do support here anyway we would've redirected them to make a ticket

[tardy walrus]

more tickets

yes

[solid echo]

Im so used to doing that since none of you were there before

[sleek estuary]

TS invading general

[worldly orchid]

Could you please elaborate a little more so we know if we can assist

If you are getting blue screens thats more of a Windows issue

[dusty epoch]

hmmmm for only in game ?

[worldly orchid]

Yes, we assist with issues regarding SCP:SL.

[orchid kraken]

So on recent video i get 20+- views per hour
200 views in 10 hour

Crazy

[dusty epoch]

bruuuh ı take a screenshot and its normal

[worldly orchid]

Could you open a ticket at #technical-support so I may continue to diagnose the issue further without flooding general?

If it's something else it's okay I'll just close the ticket

[dusty epoch]

ok

[somber raptor]

nahh man i'm turning into Ove R. Watch

Ibuprofen barely did anything :(

Still sitting at 38.7°C

[somber raptor]

(That's 101.7°F for the americans)

[livid parcel]

Take more ibuprofen

[zealous leaf]

take whole bottle

[torn forge]

Thug it out

[strange niche]

[livid parcel]

wtf is that game never heard of it

[zealous leaf]

sounds like porn game

tbh

who makes their game called satisfactory

[simple abyss]

its like a 3D version of factorio

It's a cool game

[livid parcel]

never heard of factorio either

[simple abyss]

Really?

[livid parcel]

i dont pay attention to factory games

[simple abyss]

It's like a relaxing game

you play for fun and your OCD will ruin everything

[strange niche]

The 11 GB Update

[amber ether]

It's just a small patch note to reduce peanut's blink range.

[brazen shuttle]

oh shit it's out?

[strange niche]

yep

1.0 is finally heeeere

[amber ether]

I'm so excited!

[amber ether]

[livid parcel]

people will rage and complain that 096 was changed even if it was a 1 byte update

[brazen shuttle]

hmm yes this will definitely help out with a massive update that just came out

[simple abyss]

Do you recommend satisfactory?

[strange niche]

Yes

very much so

[simple abyss]

I've only heard some folks talk about it

It's been on my list for sometime now

[strange niche]

Five. Hundred. Nails

[simple abyss]

Deal. I'll buy it.

[brazen shuttle]

its nice

but then there's also factorio, with it's 2.0 & space ex dlc which is also right around the corner

[strange niche]

I've been taking a massive break from Satisfactory in preparation for 1.0

[simple abyss]

Sadly I have no one to play factorio with :(

[strange niche]

The break is now over

[simple abyss]

None of my friends like these kind of games

They all just into fps shooters and stuff

[shut carbon]

guys can someone help

I took out a loan to buy my pc

[simple abyss]

We'll try. What's up

[shut carbon]

am I cooked

[simple abyss]

Depends. Can you pay it back within the given timeframe?

[brazen shuttle]

big win

[strange niche]

victory

[simple abyss]

Oh damn I really like the atmosphere of the game

[strange niche]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt4XOPiPJHs
Here's the trailer that released just hours ago

[simple abyss]

Thanks

[simple abyss]

That tube travelling stuff looks dope

[strange niche]

you should see the tech people have made using those

the most famous is the particle accelerator design to launch pioneers at insane dinstances

[simple abyss]

I'll buy this game as soon as I get my paycheck

[simple abyss]

Kinda like a cannon?

[strange niche]

like a particle accelerator

actually I wonder if it got patched

[brazen shuttle]

wha

oh

right

[strange niche]

mkv moment

[gentle acorn]

what game is that

[brazen shuttle]

i forgot that its av1

[strange niche]

Satisfactory

[fallow kite]

We talking about satisfactory

HELL YEAH

Was there an update with it?

[strange niche]

1.0

full release

[gentle acorn]

I gotta check the minimum requirements

[brazen shuttle]

@simple abyss that's a particle accelerator in action

[cinder sapphire]

Go to bed penny

[brazen shuttle]

i think they got patched out though

[simple abyss]

Lol

[gentle acorn]

ok I should be able to run it

[simple abyss]

he went flying

[fallow kite]

WAIT

[sour seal]

when does 14.0 release? (too lazy to check)

[fallow kite]

Finally

also

[brazen shuttle]

2024

[fallow kite]

I need munee for a large lizard doggo plush

[simple abyss]

If I buy the would you mind if I were to join you on your adventure?

[cinder sapphire]

Guessing that is a no

Haha

[simple abyss]

F

[fallow kite]

I need £125 guys

Please

[cinder sapphire]

Imagine using pounds

And get a job

[fallow kite]

STFU

[cinder sapphire]

Eu folks

Smh

[gentle acorn]

I can give you £0.125

also imagine using pounds lol

bet you use miles Fahrenheit and feet

[fallow kite]

Eu folks use Euros

[fallow kite]

No

[strange niche]

I think I'll play solo for my 1.0 run, but it's not off the table

[fallow kite]

We use miles per hour and Celsius

[simple abyss]

Alright

[cinder sapphire]

God. You are in the middle

Smh

[fallow kite]

I'm British alright

[strange trellis]

using both is worse

[fallow kite]

We are strange

[strange trellis]

stick to one

[fallow kite]

We use km too

For measuring normal stuff

[cinder sapphire]

Imagine being British

[fallow kite]

For speed it's miles

[cinder sapphire]

Fate worse than death

[fallow kite]

Keep yourself safe, I'm hunting you down

[fallow kite]

Stfu the fuck up

[strange trellis]

that is really dumb

use one

[cinder sapphire]

Okay. I will just nuke you

Lap dogs and all

[fallow kite]

I'm like the snail that's always hunting you down

Ik invincible

And can not be trapped

I will get you

[cinder sapphire]

More like a pet

[fallow kite]

You need to keep running

[cinder sapphire]

Tbch

[fallow kite]

Tbch completely honest, stfu the fuck up

[cinder sapphire]

Oh. I made it mad

Haha

[fallow kite]

Bruh

I'm just playing frfr

Insult me for being British lol

[brazen shuttle]

let's see how far i can get before burning out
once i have some spare time on my hands that is

[cinder sapphire]

At least you are not penny

Imagine being penny

[fallow kite]

We use pennies

/ps

[rocky adder]

Man I hate inflation

[rocky adder]

Vending machine pop tart for 9 quarters when I only got 6

[cinder sapphire]

Penny

[fallow kite]

To not burn out, here's some advice.

[cinder sapphire]

It is alright

[fallow kite]

Play slower and don't rush

Don't expect it to be a fast game

[rocky adder]

Banger advice

[fallow kite]

Pace yourself and take time to advance

I burnt myself out cuz I didn't complete space elevator in an hour

[somber raptor]

And that is why you don't make your Steam Inventory public

[meager slate]

He just wants to be your friend come on

[fallow kite]

Frs

Let him fren

[somber raptor]

Nahh he 100% want to scam me out of my knife

[cinder sapphire]

Nah man

[raven gulch]

Hello How can i get Community helper

[simple abyss]

I think these guys would like to do the same

[rocky adder]

Gamers what do we think about buckshot roulette

[cinder sapphire]

You need to be more well known for starters

[brazen shuttle]

you can gamble in a hundred different ways

[cinder sapphire]

Ya

[somber raptor]

"CaN u AdD mE tO dIsCuSs AbOuT pOsSiBlE tRaDe"

Fuck no

[visual acorn]

inflation I hate Man

[cinder sapphire]

Add them

[somber raptor]

I got that requirement
Where the next one

[cinder sapphire]

Give him the item

No idea

[somber raptor]

Damn

[cinder sapphire]

Imagine working for nw

[somber raptor]

What do u have why do they want it so bad

[simple abyss]

I used to have a knife

[gaunt talon]

The game?

[simple abyss]

and some items that may interest some people

[gaunt talon]

It's ovverated

[rocky adder]

I wanna know what i'd have that interests those scammers

[raven gulch]

???

[fallow kite]

Same

So many people want my account

[cinder sapphire]

Talk more

[fallow kite]

Like I get it

[rocky adder]

I have some stranges in TF2 but the most expensive one is less than $10

[fallow kite]

Most expensive thing I've got is nothing

All my stuff is free

[cinder sapphire]

Ya

[rocky adder]

Real asf

[fallow kite]

ASide from games

[cinder sapphire]

I gave all my items to my irl friend

[rocky adder]

That's fair

[fallow kite]

I'ma be real with y'all's

[cinder sapphire]

I used to have a pretty expensive thing but ya

[fallow kite]

I made an unfair trade with a streamer

Like

[cinder sapphire]

I don’t play tf2

[fallow kite]

I gave him loads of free stuff on unturned and he gave me expensive pd2 itwms

[worldly orchid]

Hello Lunior, this is no longer possible. You need to be 18 to apply for an position in Northwood. Keep an eye at https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1279953987520565282

[cinder sapphire]

And to be more well known

[raven gulch]

Thanks

[wicked spade]

do i well known to be a community helper

[worldly orchid]

No

[wicked spade]

[cinder sapphire]

Another one @tough tapir

[fallow kite]

Cood I be wun >w< uwu

[cinder sapphire]

Pretty sure cat 1 already

[worldly orchid]

no guys you can just apply for a studio position now

[cinder sapphire]

No

[simple abyss]

no studio

[cinder sapphire]

Still strong trop storm

[native whale]

Hi.

[sleek estuary]

hi

[fallow kite]

Hi.

Way hay

I'm green now

Level 5

I'm moving up in the world

[somber raptor]

Anybody got a Sabre Agent skin for CS2? (Mainly Maximus or Dragonmir)

[spice coyote]

but unturned is so peak why give items for free

[rough wing]

The amount of cash that gun is like

3 months of my current wage

[tame pendant]

I found this pfp

No one can rescue me now

Badly

[somber raptor]

Nahh that's a Negev Power Loader with a nametag it cost me like 3 or 4 bucks

[simple abyss]

What knife do you have btw

[somber raptor]

Bowie Knife ★ | Lore (Well-Worn)

[simple abyss]

That's a nice piece

[somber raptor]

I also have gloves (Hydra Gloves ★ | Mangrove)

[simple abyss]

Did you open them?

[fallow kite]

I got much more in pd2 items

I gave him items you get for free

So it was in my favor

[red cradle]

why is it that when narcissists get called out for the most awful shit they use the "mind your own business" line

[fallow kite]

Significantly

[red cradle]

i cant play unturned

[fallow kite]

Damn

Why not

[simple abyss]

What else would you say if you were in that situation?

[red cradle]

idk hopefully id be busy getting my skull caved in i guess

i have no patience for that shit

[simple abyss]

lol that's an interesting answer

[tame pendant]

Rawrr

[fallow kite]

UwU

Uzbekistan

[red cradle]

im a 2010 roblox vet who remembers when unturned was deadzone

i lost my roblox account after 14 years because of my pos mother fumbling the ancient email address it used (the account was made when i was 6)

i cant play unturned because i have to wipe my memory of roblox

[fallow kite]

Oh damn

That's 😦

[red cradle]

its her selective memory narcissist bullshit

[fallow kite]

Just play unturned my dude

Get called slurs

[somber raptor]

Ofc not i bought them

[red cradle]

she suddenly didnt remember verifying my roblox account via email for 14 years

[somber raptor]

I would probably have spent twice the money trying to unbox them

[fallow kite]

Get drop shot by an 8 year old kid calling you the n word in Russian

[red cradle]

its not a real survival game

[fallow kite]

It's a silly sweat fest

[red cradle]

i dont like pseudosurvival

[fallow kite]

Fair

I like it because a6 Polaris

GOD DAYUM IS BERNARD HOT

We love Bernard

And hate the penguins

Frfr

[red cradle]

theres the og arma 2 dayz mod, dont starve, project zomboid, and 7 days to die i guess

those are the only 4 videogames ever made where the main focus is actually survival not pvp

[fallow kite]

Y'all's want an amazing free game

Just to take up free time

Like you can play for 2 minutes or an hour

[red cradle]

no

[fallow kite]

Fuxk you then

🔓🔓🔓🔓🔓 .

[prime bear]

I swear now this is yoru last chance

northwood it's your last chance

I gave you too many

realease the update

[fallow kite]

Damn, what they do

[gaunt talon]

Yes

[fallow kite]

It's called grapple

[junior jasper]

You have too much hope

[fallow kite]

It's free, small and repayable

[somber raptor]

After the Knife and gloves i have:
(Red)

• 4 Covert Guns
• 1 Master Agent
• 1 Extraordinary Collectible (GO Medal)
  (Pink)
• 11 Classified Guns
• 1 Superior Agent
  (Purple)
• 10 Restricted Guns (one with StatTrak™️)
  (Blue)
• 23 Mil-Spex Grade Guns (three with StatTrak™️)
• 3 High-Grade Collectibles (one with StatTrak™️)
  (Cyan)
• 6 Industrial Grade Guns
  (White)
• 17 Consumer Grade Guns (one Souvenir)
• 22 Base Grade Collectibles
  (Default)
• 1 Stock Equipment

[fallow kite]

Yoru from valorant??????????

[somber raptor]

Sorry for the slight text wall

[prime bear]

[fallow kite]

[somber raptor]

Also do not ask why i have like 12 lambda graffitis

[somber raptor]

Enough to spray walls like 600+ times 🔥

[gaunt talon]

I got kicked for trying to kick a lag switch spy

[simple abyss]

Yep

[simple abyss]

I have cases and other stuff that are more expensive

not really skins

[somber raptor]

Mfer got a CSGO Weapon Case or sum

[simple abyss]

I have esport winter case on my old acc

2014

[prime bear]

ADD FREECAM IN THIS UPDATE OR I'M GONNA BE SAD

i'm bored of spectating let me have freewill

[somber raptor]

After knife and gloves i think my most expensive stuff is:

• P90 | Asiimov
• AWP | Chromatic Aberration
• SSG-08 | Dragonfire
• M4A1-S | Decimator

[simple abyss]

And some weapon cases

[prime bear]

can you gift me a knife on csgo

:3

[somber raptor]

Hell no

[simple abyss]

I have like 3 mvp kits

or had lol

idk why

[prime bear]

[somber raptor]

Music Kits?

[simple abyss]

yea

[mild laurel]

I kinda wish to see new models at some point for players,

Mainly scientists and D-Class

[gentle acorn]

can we kill this guy

[simple abyss]

You can check my inv tho my profile is public if you are interested

[mild laurel]

Absolutely

[somber raptor]

Nuh uh

[simple abyss]

No leave him alone

[prime bear]

How about YOU give me a knife?

[gentle acorn]

Counter strike players aren't welcome

[simple abyss]

[prime bear]

forget what I said

[gentle acorn]

how about YOU go back to watching skibidi toilet

[prime bear]

bet

[somber raptor]

I mean... technically i have them too

• Valve, CS2
• Valve, CS:GO
• The Verkkars, EZ4ENCE

But the first 2 are given by default

JESUS you have a lot of TF2 objects

[simple abyss]

yea

[gentle acorn]

who the fuck plays csgo when tf2 exists

[simple abyss]

I used to play it a lot. That was one of my childhood games

[somber raptor]

Cuz CS2 is better than TF2

[gentle acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-stare-meme-angry-gif-14312537171363175004

[somber raptor]

I wanna play a realistic shooters not fucking cartoons

[gentle acorn]

"Shit game is better than one of the best games of all time"

[somber raptor]

• TF2's community is dying

[prime bear]

CALL OF DUTY

[somber raptor]

Bro got the shittiest opinions ever

[gentle acorn]

do I need to remind you

whats going on in cs2

[gentle acorn]

ok counter strike player

[cinder urchin]

save tf2 book wont do anything

[prime bear]

Wait till yall find out about roblox

[cinder urchin]

you gotta starve valve from money

[somber raptor]

Yes, the game averages 750,000 active players, almost always topping the charts

[gentle acorn]

with 400 000 of them being cheaters 😂

[cinder urchin]

theyll prob use the book as toilet paper or put it in some safe

[gentle acorn]

online doesn't mean shit buddy

[somber raptor]

Bro insults people just by doing "ok [different opinion he has] user"

[gentle acorn]

welcome to slcord

we don't respect opinions here

[naive nebula]

ok overwatch name guy

[somber raptor]

We can say the the same about TF2: most of them are cheaters

[gentle acorn]

no lol

[prime bear]

Counter strike is classified as an opinion?

[gentle acorn]

valve banned

[naive nebula]

hu

[gentle acorn]

everyone

[somber raptor]

Yuh

[gentle acorn]

even alt accounts of cheaters got banned

without even using cheats

[prime bear]

shrim

p

[somber raptor]

Yeah but before that they were mostly cheaters

[gentle acorn]

muh but before

this is present day

[simple abyss]

Well technically bots lol

[spice coyote]

true but your bad at insulting people

[prime bear]

northwood I swear if you don't release that update

[gentle acorn]

I don't like insulting people

[simple abyss]

we wont

[gentle acorn]

he swears

[digital cape]

add toilet skibiid update

scp secret toilet

[somber raptor]

Well then...
VacNet 3.0 is being tested on a select group of matches
Signs show that it might actually work better than the previous VAC 2

Just like Valve banned all the bots on TF2, they are doing stuff to solve the cheating problem in CS2

[digital cape]

[prime bear]

i dislike you northwood

[simple abyss]

sorry

[gentle acorn]

lol he believes in vac

[prime bear]

i knew it was all a april 1st joke

[gentle acorn]

funny joke

[simple abyss]

Nah he is saying facts

3.0 is actually looks promising

[somber raptor]

^^

[prime bear]

fudge

[gentle acorn]

look real promising at banning people for their keyboard

[gentle acorn]

😟

[somber raptor]

VAC does not ban you for input automation

[simple abyss]

Nothing can be perfect at first, obviously it needs some fine tuning

[gentle acorn]

valve is one of the biggest gaming companies

[somber raptor]

You just get kicked from the match you're playing (no cooldown no nothing, just disable snap tap and go back in the game)

[gentle acorn]

there's no fine tuning

[prime bear]

you really thought I whould swear? what kind of fucking uneducated man do you think I am? 😊

[somber raptor]

You're looking at the twenty years old VAC 2

[gentle acorn]

new vac is going to ban

a grand total

Of 10 more cheaters

[simple abyss]

that was like an open gate with a sign in front that said "dont come in"

[prime bear]

that's why I quit , too many sweats

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-discord-sus-stove-gif-22905684

[somber raptor]

Fr

VacNet 3.0 is the first major version of VAC since 2004

[dense bluff]

true

[somber raptor]

(If we dont count VAC Live, which is like VAC but bans you instantly instead of tomorrow)

[dense bluff]

I've been playing for a week and I haven't found any hackers.

[simple abyss]

Only works when raging otherwise not really

and obv if detected the software that you are using

[somber raptor]

Yeah

Also fun fact: when VAC 1 released almost 23 years ago, it gave 1 day bans instead of permabans

[simple abyss]

Tho premier leaderboard still has some cheaters, I can spot a few by names, but hopefully they'll be gone as well

[somber raptor]

During the later stages of VAC 1 it gave 1 to 5 year bans

[simple abyss]

I have an account which was banned like 10 years ago lol

[somber raptor]

When VAC 2 released it started giving out publicly-displayed permanent bans

[simple abyss]

sadly thats perma already

[somber raptor]

Rip

Unless you played before 2005, it will be perma

[simple abyss]

Yea I was devastated

[somber raptor]

Hope you didnt have expensive stuff on that account

Also were u cheating? How did u get banned?

[simple abyss]

current inv may be worth around 100+€

[simple abyss]

Account got hijacked

[somber raptor]

Damn

[somber raptor]

D a m n

[simple abyss]

and by the time I recovered it

[somber raptor]

Reminder to enable 2fa

[simple abyss]

All was lost

[fleet stag]

hi

[simple abyss]

Hello

[fleet stag]

any mods here?

[simple abyss]

Currently not

[somber raptor]

Yeah it is a common practice to hijack accounts to cheat to avoid the concequences

[fleet stag]

i wanna ask if i can show a video containing a tutorial model

[somber raptor]

Call the tall guy

[fleet stag]

i edited a small funny edit

[simple abyss]

Right away

@meager slate

Come here

pspspsps

[somber raptor]

I'm reading vac's history rn

[simple abyss]

It was enabled but If I remember correctly somehow they managed to bypass it

[fleet stag]

auro is tall is glazing auro

[fleet stag]

oh ok its public then

thanks for letting me know

[somber raptor]

Someone sued Valve arguing that permanent bans for minors without the ability to plead their case is unreasonable 😭

[simple abyss]

wdym you got steam support

not that they are helpful but

you have them lol

[somber raptor]

They can't remove VAC Bans

[simple abyss]

Technically they can

But they wont

They are not allowed to

[somber raptor]

Duh

[simple abyss]

There are rare cases when they remove them and steam support removes them.

But those are extremely rare and highly unlikely to happen with most bans

[simple abyss]

What was the outcome?

[somber raptor]

Probably thrown out idk it doesn't say

[simple abyss]

Ahh shame

[meager slate]

wah

[cinder sapphire]

here is the thing

if you do a cheat and get a vac ban

I dont really feel bad for them

[simple abyss]

Nothing

[fleet stag]

was holding the gun also showen?

[cinder sapphire]

most are tied with cheating

[simple abyss]

Solved already

[simple abyss]

Agree with that

[gaunt talon]

Yes

[simple abyss]

Those who say "that they did nothing" are lying

[fleet stag]

i need to wait for hubert to make for hubert to show d class do i can make edit for it

[cinder sapphire]

hell they are the reason why we have kernal level anti cheats

which I hate

[fleet stag]

it reminds me of fallout new vagas opening scene

[cinder sapphire]

and is my bane

[simple abyss]

Yep

I hate vanguard

[somber raptor]

I looked it up:

• The finnish court sided with valve
• case was not in their juridstiction so it was considered inadmissible
• Jamppi was forced to pay a fine of 44650€ to Valve

[simple abyss]

lol

plan backfired I guess

[somber raptor]

Considering both the fine and his legal fees, he lost at least 78K

[somber raptor]

Fr

[cinder sapphire]

good

dont cheat

simple as that

[simple abyss]

+1

[velvet mason]

they take "lifetime" ban seriously

[somber raptor]

Also fun fact: if you get VAC banned from one GoldSrc or Source game, you're banned from all of them

[meager slate]

smh

[simple abyss]

Sorry

[meager slate]

hii

[velvet mason]

hullo

[somber raptor]

Also did you know: some Non-Valve Games use VAC too

[simple abyss]

I think it only used to work like that.

[somber raptor]

For example: CoD MW2 and MW3

[cinder sapphire]

honestly good

[somber raptor]

With GoldSrc and Source games it still does

[simple abyss]

I have a friend who was banned from csgo but could still play tf2

so idk

on the same account

and it was a vac ban not overwatch

[somber raptor]

If you get banned from TF2, you also get banned in CSS, DoD: Source, HL2 Deathmatch: Source and HLDM Source

[somber raptor]

When did he get banned?

[simple abyss]

Recently, like 1-2 years ago

maybe 3

[cinder sapphire]

I know some rush servers also ban you if they catch you with vac bans

that being said it is rust

[somber raptor]

Cuz if he got banned after CS2 it doesn't apply

[simple abyss]

Nah

He was banned before

[somber raptor]

Idk if it also doesn't apply anymore to some specific games like CSGO

[cinder sapphire]

who would want to play rust

[simple abyss]

[cinder sapphire]

offline raiding is ya

[simple abyss]

ya mean rust?

[cinder sapphire]

fuck

[somber raptor]

Also remember when AMD's Anti-Lag+ got people VAC Banned?

[simple abyss]

yep

it happened pretty recently

a few months ago I think

[somber raptor]

At least one good thing about VAC is that if you get banned it is basically the proof you were cheating

[meager slate]

[cinder sapphire]

for that I think steam should get rid of those

personally

[somber raptor]

VAC's shittines makes false positives very rare

[cinder sapphire]

why did you change your pfp again

btw maidvoc

[simple abyss]

yep

[somber raptor]

Ofc they got rid of them they were wrong

[cinder sapphire]

thanks god

[simple abyss]

thats what nyavoc does

changes pfp 3 times a day

[somber raptor]

But it was funny

[cinder sapphire]

will always be short tho

....

sad day

[simple abyss]

yep

[spice coyote]

how do they look more like cartoons then the current models

[meager slate]

not a maid

[somber raptor]

Fun fact: 52.3% of all steam accounts have some kind of ban (VAC Ban, Game Ban, Trade Ban)

[simple abyss]

🧢

[spice coyote]

mtf model is like hl2 then the guard is tf2

[cinder sapphire]

lies https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1154756970503491664/1279950470571491391/IMG_5439.png?ex=66e18304&is=66e03184&hm=4008ada322ca587320b6337f1b2657dfc8ffd9ebc05bea29699c7e661d156f3e&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=550&height=178

[simple abyss]

My friend once received a community ban

[spice coyote]

!maid

[cinder sapphire]

cc no longer there

[somber raptor]

Iirc community bans aren't publicly displayed tho

[spice coyote]

!connectionterminated

[simple abyss]

well no but you can see on the profile

if comm banned your profile goes private

[spice coyote]

:(

[simple abyss]

it was only for like 14 days

or something like that

[cinder sapphire]

you want a auro quote btw ( I need to dm you this tho because doubt I can post this here)?

[somber raptor]

Also here you can see the latest banned accounts and laugh at them

[simple abyss]

Sure send it

[cinder sapphire]

put me higher up on that list you made @meager slate

[simple abyss]

the kill list?

[cinder sapphire]

ya

I want the number one spot

[velvet mason]

whose on the kill list

[simple abyss]

me

[cinder sapphire]

me

ancient

nathan

[velvet mason]

I see a pattern

[cinder sapphire]

anyone that did !maid

[simple abyss]

I think Terran is also on it

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[somber raptor]

This fucker is completely crazy

[meager slate]

not doing it

[simple abyss]

collector

[somber raptor]

Fr

[simple abyss]

thats also dedication

[gentle acorn]

how the fuck is he still on steam

[somber raptor]

Steam doesnt do account bans

[velvet mason]

!maid

[simple abyss]

damn I'm only 20th

he still loves me

[tight ermine]

I'm not on there :D

[somber raptor]

Except for specific people

[simple abyss]

cat manager

[cinder sapphire]

fucker

[simple abyss]

nyakumotte lol

[cinder sapphire]

havoc should def be on that list

consdering ....

[somber raptor]

Bro also lost so much money 😭

[velvet mason]

considering wat

[cinder sapphire]

one of the biggest trolls to auro here

[mystic summit]

I'm not on the list?

[velvet mason]

I dont even call auro short

[cinder sapphire]

you def did

[somber raptor]

How am i not there

[mystic summit]

Biggest mistake

[velvet mason]

dont think so

i think its annoying after 3 yrs

[cinder sapphire]

ya it is better to mention eating sea bunnies

too bad I had to give that up

[somber raptor]

[cinder sapphire]

a shame

[simple abyss]

[velvet mason]

so many ancient

[cinder sapphire]

so many outdated machines

ugh

[somber raptor]

Ibuprofen work: i'm down to 36.7°C

[simple abyss]

Are you sick?

[somber raptor]

Yeah

[simple abyss]

Get well soon

[somber raptor]

Thanks

[fallow kite]

Good day lads and gentlewomen, I come with a question, a very important question:

Imagine yourself in a world where you are an esteemed SCP: Secret Laboratory server hosting king or queen and you come up with a very exciting idea. "I wonder what a 100 player server would be like?" You thought to yourself.

Jokes aside, is a 100 player server possible and how does it take?

[somber raptor]

(Before Timeless asks me, that's 98°F)

[cinder sapphire]

#scp-discussion

[velvet mason]

its always broken asf

[fallow kite]

I will end your bloodline

[cinder sapphire]

hey I know c as well

[somber raptor]

Banana's Bungalow once reached 135 players it was crazy

[somber raptor]

Hubert was there too

[brazen shuttle]

whole bunch of toasters

[cinder sapphire]

get in line

[fallow kite]

Is it functional though?

[velvet mason]

in terms of lag

[pearl anvil]

that sounds absolutely awful and unplayable

buut

[simple abyss]

perhaps

[somber raptor]

kinda

[pearl anvil]

it would be really funny

[fallow kite]

MY EXACT THOUGHTS

[simple abyss]

I think the optimal player count is like max 30

[somber raptor]

Server's response time was doubled but it somehow stood