general-chat

[red cradle]

i mean in a server with 20 or more people i cant really hope to do anything cool, as im competing with a full server of people who are on average drastically better than me

[cinder urchin]

And a black statue that doesn't do anything but scare the shit out of you

[simple abyss]

Don't look it that way

[full mountain]

Make it npc

[cinder urchin]

It is

[full mountain]

Not playable

[cinder urchin]

It just spawns randomly

[simple abyss]

This game is somewhat luck based, even if you are the best player you can get unlucky and just die almost immediately

[red cradle]

ive never used the hat, i dont know where everything spawns, i cant solo an scp, i dont know how to outrun larry, i dont play many pvp shooters

[cinder urchin]

Almost 800+ hours on this game
I am still ass

But I know quite much about the game

[simple abyss]

Same, I have around 800 hours and I don't consider myself good at it

I have a friend who has 3k hours

lol

[red cradle]

im ok with lots of dying

i play zomboid

i play barotrauma

[simple abyss]

I'm just too stupid for that game

Tried it once and died in like 10 minutes

[cinder urchin]

Light zone
Im sure many are aware
You always go right or left at all times and never in between

[red cradle]

but this game is "as soon as you find something interesting you die with it"

[cinder urchin]

Every item will spawn near corners n edges

[cinder urchin]

Or in uhhh

Tf are those red rooms called

[polar spade]

Dead ends

[cinder urchin]

Nah in light

[polar spade]

In light, what dead ends are there?

[full mountain]

Airlock

[cinder urchin]

Airlocks

[polar spade]

Oh

[cinder urchin]

Yes

[polar spade]

Im an idiot

[cinder urchin]

Airlocks will likely have items

Also you just need a level 3 keycard to get items

[simple abyss]

containment tier 2

no?

[red cradle]

i know the important stuff spawns on the edges

and the middle only has stuff like the glass room

[cinder urchin]

Weed farm

[simple abyss]

we should put plants in 106's room

[polar spade]

Which doesn't even consistently have loot

The keycard behind the glass should be fixed

[prime vigil]

containment tier 3 is useless right now

[simple abyss]

ye

it was used for 106 cont right?

[polar spade]

Used to yea

[simple abyss]

it was fun

[full mountain]

How come science card can open keter chamber

[cinder urchin]

It can open lockers what ever those item spawns are called

[patent bear]

106's containment and 079's containment

now both of those are gone

[simple abyss]

oh yea and that

[polar spade]

Bulletproof Locker No.7

[cinder urchin]

Yeah those

[patent bear]

it doesn't open those

tier 2 containment + checkpoint access does

[full mountain]

Bulletproof locker should be destroyed by explosives

[simple abyss]

illegal

[cinder urchin]

What a weird card I had

[polar spade]

What if 018 was in the locker?

[full mountain]

We die

[polar spade]

Sounds good

[full mountain]

You open it with card then

[simple abyss]

deadly dodgeball

[polar spade]

Its like dodgeball, but once ur out, ur out

[simple abyss]

yep

[polar spade]

permanently

[cinder urchin]

So you would need to upgrade your science card 2 times to leave and open shi

[full mountain]

Why zone manager cannot open gates

[red cradle]

thats not being too stupid for it

[polar spade]

Cause they manage zones

Not the facility

[red cradle]

the game expects you to die a lot

[simple abyss]

I am too stupid for it

[red cradle]

its a sandbox, you cant lose

[cinder urchin]

The class shi doesn't determine the scps deadliness

It determines how hard or easy it is to contain it if I remember

[simple abyss]

yep

[cinder urchin]

So the reason why you can enter larrys room with a scientist card

[simple abyss]

and it's intelligence

[cinder urchin]

Thanks for the game added slip safety locks

You can avoid fall damage if done right

[full mountain]

Make private card open gate

[cinder urchin]

It already does

[full mountain]

That's operator

Sergeant was renamed to operator

[simple abyss]

private is the worst card

ever created

[cinder urchin]

Where did you get a private card

[full mountain]

RA

[simple abyss]

you can still create it

[full mountain]

It's still here

[simple abyss]

in 914

lol

[cinder urchin]

Thats insane

[patent bear]

operative card on course

[prime vigil]

private more like fucking useless

[simple abyss]

ye

[cinder urchin]

I never saw it ingame

[patent bear]

it's quite crazy

[cinder urchin]

Cause no one ever made it

[simple abyss]

you can also create cont engineer

I think

[patent bear]

private card was also the card of the MTF private

[cinder urchin]

Its just a guard card but can open

[patent bear]

you can't

[cinder urchin]

Its a fucking guard card reskin

[patent bear]

cause every 914 recipe involving it was removed

[patent bear]

it isn't

it's the operative card without the gate access

[red cradle]

search doesnt work

[cinder urchin]

You

You just put bright

You want direct connect?

[gentle acorn]

just put dr

[red cradle]

yeah it doesnt let me search at all

[cinder urchin]

I can give ip

[patent bear]

pretty sure it was 13.2 that gave the private the sergeant card and renamed it

[red cradle]

pressing enter doesnt change results

[gentle acorn]

oh ur game is bugged

[simple abyss]

It was well deserved, if your captain or sergeants were useless then you were fucked as a private

[red cradle]

ive mostly only had fun in the game when the servers barely populated

[cinder urchin]

Did the zombie have to look like a homeless man who digs in their ass for poo

[simple abyss]

Either you couldn't enter the facility or couldn't leave

How many times I've died because of that

[red cradle]

because i cant compete with 24 other ppl

[cinder urchin]

An amazing change

[patent bear]

yeah nobody really liked it

[simple abyss]

yea I don't miss that card

[cinder urchin]

Lots of dic heads who closed the elevator door on people

[full mountain]

25 is weak

[cinder urchin]

And you had to wait for a sarg or a cap

[red cradle]

like, one of three players in the server are going to be last alive every round

[full mountain]

How crazy is being targeted by mtf swarms as a last dboi

[cinder urchin]

D class with micro HID

Tf was it called again

[red cradle]

hid

[full mountain]

Hid

[cinder urchin]

there we go

[full mountain]

Mtf with sniper gear:

[cinder urchin]

Micro hiv..

[full mountain]

Do you forget sniper mtf?

[red cradle]

i dont think ive ever used the micro as d class

[cinder urchin]

The one with revolvers with a scope?

[random schooner]

I always call it CB mode when you're the last D-Boy alive, you don't have any weapons, and MTF has spawned

[red cradle]

i used a cola for the first time earlier today

i have no fucking idea how im supposed to obtain it

[full mountain]

I was hiding in server stairs

[cinder urchin]

Cause I barely see mtfs with revolvers

[red cradle]

going to 914 gets me killed every time so how am i supposed to get a keycard

[cinder urchin]

Heres a tip

[random schooner]

That's because only Chaos Mauraders spawn with revolvers

[full mountain]

And then mtf spawned and shout at the radio: Server Server he's in server

[cinder urchin]

Wait it out

Like

Hide

[prime vigil]

get a zone manager and scientist card

[cinder urchin]

After scps are done killing everybody they will leave

[prime vigil]

find mtf card

[full mountain]

And then someone already take operative cards

[cinder urchin]

Cause 97% of the time will NEVER fully check light

[random schooner]

You either need to get there immediatly and start using it, and if you don't, you want to wait a few minutes for all the SCPs to think they've killed everyone in light and for them to go to heavy.

[prime vigil]

escape
get guns (optional)

[prime vigil]

there’s one in 096’s room and 106’s room

[full mountain]

Yeah what if someone already take it

[prime vigil]

also 079’s armory has a facility manager

[simple abyss]

get scps items, except cola

[cinder urchin]

You gotta get to 914 quickly
Become the first

[prime vigil]

stuff like the hat

[simple abyss]

ye

and BALL

[red cradle]

competing with 24 ppl becomes an issue here

[prime vigil]

i usually just bolt after i get a research supervisor

[gentle acorn]

competing with 24 idiots isnt

[random schooner]

But yeah there's basically 3 ways to escape:

1. Get a card, any card, and keep upgrading until you have at least a Facility Card. I only suggest this if you find 914 very quickly with a keycard.
2. Get into Heavy (either by getting a Zone manager, getting a Facility Guard card from a dead guard, or waiting for someone else to open it), get a science card (guaranteed spawn in Server, Conference Room, and possibly in 939's room), and use it to get MTF card from 106 or 96's Room.
3. Wait for your military class to show up

[prime vigil]

i cba trying to juke shit

[cinder urchin]

I deal with 30 people

[full mountain]

Oi

Recommend me a best and new scp cb mods

Pls

[cinder urchin]

Janitor

[gentle acorn]

1. spawn as scientist
2. camp elevators
3. ???
4. escape

[prime vigil]

if i only have a zm then i may as well

[cinder urchin]

What ever its called

[prime vigil]

normally you dont have time to get an O5 before the scps show up

unless you only have a zm

[full mountain]

You need zm

[cinder urchin]

I can't leave light zone without taking my candy first

[gentle acorn]

give a random d boy zm

it would be so funny i promise

[simple abyss]

unless you have insane rng

[full mountain]

Because upgrading zm will get fm quickly

[prime vigil]

just luck in general

[cinder urchin]

Upgrading zim

[prime vigil]

most of the times where i got close to escaping with an O5 i get an unlucky encounter

[random schooner]

Yeah being able to unlock weapons is nice but spending those extra 10 seconds to upgrade from Facility manager to O5 is very percilious

[prime vigil]

hence why i usually just try to find a zone manager as a class d and scientist

[simple abyss]

nuggies

[cinder urchin]

I spawn as d class
I rush to 914
Upgrade my coin n card if I find one

And my luck decides if I make it out

[full mountain]

Don't go 914 early

[random schooner]

Well it can work if you find it very quickly

[untold wyvern]

i made it so my menu music is the new ost

[cinder urchin]

I'd rather go early

[red cradle]

if i dont go early then all the cool shit is gone by the time i get a card

[random schooner]

But yeah either Immediatly, or after a few minutes

[prime vigil]

zone manager my goat

easiest way to get a good card

[cinder urchin]

Dr brights has a plugin where you can upgrade your stuff manually

[prime vigil]

SIR OR MAAM

GOD

TYPO

TYPO

[cinder urchin]

I upgrade what I need

[prime vigil]

I DO NOT PLAY DR BRIGHTS

thank you for your time

[gentle acorn]

play dr brights

[red cradle]

ive already escaped and since i have the achievements the game doesnt incentivize me to escape anymore

[cinder urchin]

I also wanna go early because these little pisses jack with 914

[prime vigil]

erm fuck you buddy

[gentle acorn]

die

[cinder urchin]

I wasn't saying how to get gud lmao

I was explaining my experience

[prime vigil]

good

[cinder urchin]

The life of a d class

[prime vigil]

the server i play on uses the funny dancing skeleton man

[gentle acorn]

hop on doctor brights theory

[cinder urchin]

Wrong prompt twice and im gone

[prime vigil]

DANCING!!!!!

[cinder urchin]

Dr brights re enables skeleton

[random schooner]

yeah if someone is messing with 914, I'd honestly recommend just running, waiting to get 914 on the right setting never works

[cinder urchin]

Because who wouldn't re enable papyrus

[prime vigil]

i dont play on chaos or dr bright

[gentle acorn]

that's why dr brights is peak

[cinder urchin]

Then play peanut worshipers

[prime vigil]

no

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/peanutworshippers-pwn-scpsl-gif-18410123

[cinder urchin]

Sorry the server got renamed
And discord got nuked

Thats a story for a different time

[red cradle]

like i can have a couple good rounds but every time i play the game i eventually get frustrated enough to alt f4

[cinder urchin]

A refugee I see

[ionic snow]

I'm in chemistry rn

Found a fly

[cinder urchin]

Dissect

[ionic snow]

I own him now

[gentle acorn]

Dr bright European servers when

[cinder urchin]

Dr brights is pretty fun

I wish peanut worshipers never went to shit and die horribly

[red cradle]

what does dr brights do that would be good for me

[cinder urchin]

I could explain my experience

[gentle acorn]

enable pink candy

[cinder urchin]

Pink candy spawn chances were nerfed a lil

Lucky
And you are a living bomb

[red cradle]

what does the pink candy do

[cinder urchin]

Dr brights offers a set of d class

[red cradle]

i dont want more of "oh wow i died to some bullshit i didnt know was a mechanic"

[polar spade]

[REDACTED]

[gaunt talon]

Explodes yourself

[ionic snow]

Makes u go off like a firework

[gaunt talon]

Damaging everyone near you

[cinder urchin]

We got
A Lucky d class
A janitor
A spy tf2
A con artist
And the kid

[cinder urchin]

The kid d class if my fav

Because you become a dwarf

AND

Get to pick 3 candies

[red cradle]

if i could explain i just want to actually start doing cool shit

[cinder urchin]

Jantior is nothing special
They just clean 173s doo doo feces and can walk over them with ease

[red cradle]

and i doubt the sweats i see ingame got that good by playing on packed public servers

[cinder urchin]

Also in dr brights
Every d class spawns with a coin

You can upgrade these coins to get shit or goated items

[random schooner]

The Foundation be like: What if we did that again, but 50 more times?

Breaking News: 64 D-Class and 13 Facility Personell were kileld during testing of SCP-330

[cinder urchin]

From a flashlight to an 05
To a practical disrupter

Its luck based

[polar spade]

Foundation throwing 60 CD and getting 27 personnel killed to test the rock that kills anyone does indeed kill anyone

[cinder urchin]

Like opening a gift

[random schooner]

And then they put it in storage and never use it again

[cinder urchin]

So every d class has a chance of getting something when upgrading in 914

Another cool thing about dr brights

Any mtf related personal has the teslas ignore them

[red cradle]

its giving me the please authenticate ingame bullshit

[cinder urchin]

You want direct connect?

Or maybe

Reset your steam

[red cradle]

how do i fix this shit again

[cinder urchin]

Quit steam

And start it up

[red cradle]

no whats the console command

[cinder urchin]

'

[red cradle]

idk why it doesnt tell me

no not the button to open console

whats the command to authenticate

[gaunt talon]

Use ar in console

[red cradle]

yeah why does it not say "type ar in console"

[polar spade]

Type ar in console

[cinder urchin]

But still worry about computer

Sucks all these plugins are gonna break when the update comes

Dr brights is so fun
Theres no extra rooms
Keeps the vanilla map
Just upgrades the gameplay

[polar spade]

Name of the server sucks tho

[gentle acorn]

#scp-discussion screaming in agony rn

[cinder urchin]

"Dr brights a bad guy?"

[polar spade]

Yep

[full mountain]

Mr darks

[cinder urchin]

Not even the scp foundation is safe from diddy

[red cradle]

@cinder urchin joined, spawned as larry, died instantly

[cinder urchin]

Tf happened

Did you replace someone

[red cradle]

went to surface with peanut

peanut fucking left

no mic

[cinder urchin]

People who leave as scps get replaced

[red cradle]

4 ntf

4

[gaunt talon]

Why didn't you go back to the elevator

[red cradle]

peanut took it lol

[cinder urchin]

I should also mention something important

Beware of 035

Random special items can spawn

Out of thin air

Its bullshit to lore but still

[red cradle]

the scps working together and being in an elevator together is bullshit to lore

[cinder urchin]

Picking up the shady items will kill and replace you with someone else

035 will join the scp team

Also

Servants hand spawns in this server

[red cradle]

173 would instantly crush 939

larry would put 096 in his pocket dimension

[cinder urchin]

If the round for scps is going super ass

Servants will spawn

Like a backup plan

If all scps die but not computer
Computer will become an different scp

[gaunt talon]

Reminds me of the scp cb director cut mod

[polar spade]

035 is stupid

[cinder urchin]

It is

[gaunt talon]

You can get 173 to snap 106 neck

And 106 will send 173 to the pd

[polar spade]

I hate 035 plugins. They're always so badly executed

[gaunt talon]

https://youtu.be/f8m-0O1zdNE?si=5mwUbvLdCumkf5Zx

[polar spade]

I always avoid any server with SH or 035 plugins

[cinder urchin]

035 spawns in but most of the time in crowds
And they immediately die

Or clutch the game

Cause some fatass picked it up

Its a mixed plugin for me

[polar spade]

I hate it

I hate it with a venegence

If i find the guy who came up with the idea, i will do unspeakable things

[cinder urchin]

Thats what the masks is

[polar spade]

That doesn't even make sense

[untold wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/iEp9s52nJpkrbq4sw/d13379EV5WEO?invite=cr-MSxuZVUsMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

[polar spade]

Why would u have a ski mask underground?

[cinder urchin]

Eye protection

[polar spade]

Which is dumb and why they're changing it

Its underground, heat builds up

It would be uncomfortable as hell

[polar spade]

Peak

[cinder urchin]

I thought scp foundation had good air conditioning

[polar spade]

Ha, no

[cinder urchin]

Like there's fucking fans everywhere

[untold wyvern]

it isnt original menu music

[polar spade]

U think SCPF would pay for AC

Spent all budget on doors

[untold wyvern]

i just modified it so i could choose to play it

[random schooner]

If the scientists don't have to wear balaclavas, neither do the facility guards

[untold wyvern]

in audio settings

[cinder urchin]

Guards bare ass

[polar spade]

Its not a cave. Its a facility with plenty of heat producing machinery

And people generate body heat

[eager wadi]

You have just learned what a security guard is

[polar spade]

New guards are more equipped than current guards

[cinder urchin]

What does peanuts molten shit smell like

[polar spade]

Like shit

[eager wadi]

.

[ionic snow]

He's very civilized

[polar spade]

Prison guards are less equipped

[untold wyvern]

its a laboratory

not prison

[cinder urchin]

The new guards ARE mall cops

[polar spade]

Prison guards don't have automatic carbines

[ionic snow]

He came from chemistry class and is staying at math class now

[tough tapir]

Fly math

[eager wadi]

Not gonna happen.

[ionic snow]

Whatcha talking bout

[polar spade]

What do u have against the face?

[cinder urchin]

What if we add a girl d class variant in the vame

[polar spade]

Face suits the role

[ionic snow]

Ofc

[random schooner]

?

[ionic snow]

Bob pro mathematician

[polar spade]

A guy tired of his job he's been working at for years

[junior jasper]

Not a good idea

[ionic snow]

Bob when he was in chemistry:

[polar spade]

And then promptly regrets wishing something interesting happens

[random schooner]

See the comments about 939 to see why its a mistake

[ionic snow]

Bob when he's in math

[tough tapir]

Bob the chemist

[cinder urchin]

What if we add a fat d class variant

[junior jasper]

Other skin colors would be cool

Imagine being red

[ionic snow]

He's pro chemist

[cinder urchin]

That was one of the offical ideas

[ionic snow]

I gotta go now

Cya lads

[junior jasper]

Bye

[cinder urchin]

Black d class

In this community?

[random schooner]

Like the guy on the left?

[cinder urchin]

Have you seen the way people call larry

[eager wadi]

[tough tapir]

Ah yeah, cuz every game needs DEI agenda

[cinder urchin]

Yes

[untold wyvern]

american d class

[junior jasper]

They would not shoot them because of the jacket they're wearing

[cinder urchin]

I'll main the latina d class

[junior jasper]

Czech!!!

[cinder urchin]

Damn they're old

[untold wyvern]

paris

french

[untold wyvern]

guess what the secret one is

[eager wadi]

Aria Math

obviously

[untold wyvern]

the new ost

very cool

right

[eager wadi]

fake steve...

[untold wyvern]

i can add it

[cinder urchin]

"Out of my way fat boy"

[eager wadi]

!rename @untold wyvern Fake Minecraft Steve

[orchid kraken]

Give owner so i can ban everyone

[snow umbra]

Done.

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760703485943218211/1053365901837213788/493F0C50-1748-4394-B640-754920DB8B8F.gif

[untold wyvern]

[junior jasper]

!rename @eager wadi the renamer

:(

[orchid kraken]

Hehe

[red cradle]

so i just shot a d class like 4 times

didnt die

[cinder urchin]

Blue candy

I assume

[junior jasper]

Helo frezer

[red cradle]

he turned around and instakilled me

[cinder urchin]

And a vest

[red cradle]

then what the fuck

[cinder urchin]

Blue candy adds shield

[sterile plover]

hey guys im launching scp secret laboratory what kind of servers other than dr bright facility are relevant now

[cinder urchin]

Uhh

[gentle acorn]

chaos theory

[red cradle]

this is what i mean "wow i got the gun and the zone manager card and i have this list telling me theres no scps left so im good to just kill this d class and oop nvm"

[sterile plover]

also other than chaos theory

[gentle acorn]

dr brights

[junior jasper]

NW official

[red cradle]

theres so much "nvm fuck me i dont get to have fun"

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-steve-minecraft-movie-jack-black-steve-he-is-steve-gif-13329394472166514523

[cinder urchin]

What class were you

[red cradle]

scientist

[gentle acorn]

why would you need a different server when dr brights exist

[junior jasper]

Fr

[sterile plover]

because i personally dont like dr brights that much

[cinder urchin]

Why did you try killing a d class

[patent bear]

what if SCP secret lab was called SCP fent lab and it had a lot of fentanyl laced drugs in a lab i think that would be really cool

[red cradle]

because 173, the only scp, left the game

[junior jasper]

Create it

[red cradle]

all that was left was to kill the d class

[cinder urchin]

You can't win the game like that

Scps must kill everybody

[polar spade]

Likely had combat armour

Were u using a com 15

[cinder urchin]

Also if you knew there was no more scps
You must've been a researcher scientist

[untold wyvern]

@eager wadi

[eager wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-gif-25116077

[cinder urchin]

How the game works

All teams must eliminate the enemies completly to win

Every one of them

[sterile plover]

freyas fortress hates this game mechanic

[random schooner]

And to help civilians escape, only the D-Boy and the Scientist know how to make drugs. No drugs for party pooper MTF.

[cinder urchin]

Which means

There were more d class alive

You had to kill all d class

Who magically had a billion health

Does he moan when he wipes

[eager wadi]

no

[red cradle]

right so

now

obtained the ball for the first time

unlocked the case and got a cola for the first time

[solid echo]

Let me guess

You died after

[red cradle]

immediately got shot by a guard before i could use either

yep

[solid echo]

LMAO

[red cradle]

same thing every time

1 trick pony

[cinder urchin]

I renamed the guards in the files
"Racist"

[solid echo]

Racist-11

[red cradle]

and the ppl in spectate are toxic as fuck

[rough wing]

do u guys like my desktop

[cinder urchin]

Average dr brights experience
I usually play in the mostly full servers

[solid echo]

CCP supporter spotted

[red cradle]

theres like 6 people

[solid echo]

Launch the strikes

[red cradle]

dude i just want to know how the fuck do i have fun in the game

it seems fun as a party game

but people ruin it

[cinder urchin]

You gotta play in the servers with people

[rancid dome]

I wonder who that man could possibly be

[pearl anvil]

you don’t

[rancid dome]

Nox wtf did you do 💀

Why that

[cinder urchin]

If all fails
Just play team fortress 2

[orchid kraken]

Idk

I hate myself

[rough wing]

I should delete that picture because there are chinese friends here who would probably be punished for making jokes about it

[rancid dome]

Fair nuff

I like how every time I see that image, the song just starts playing in my head

[rough wing]

relatable

[rancid dome]

Seek therapy

[red cradle]

??

[cinder urchin]

6 aint enough

For the fun to begin

For me atleast

[red cradle]

i like less people because i can actually comprehend whats happening

[polar spade]

15 minimum for a real game

[red cradle]

and im not competing with too many people

[cinder urchin]

Most people die

[orchid kraken]

Time to leave these servers

[rancid dome]

I think you might enjoy MLP just a tad too much

[cinder urchin]

Scp mlp mod

[polar spade]

No

[untold wyvern]

i want the new ost in here

[cinder urchin]

Can they add scp 1471

[orchid kraken]

Never again now, ppl in that community are more degenerates than scp sl

[rancid dome]

How on earth

[red cradle]

i dont have a problem with dying

its

ok so

[rancid dome]

Oh no, cuz people here are brainless, not degens

[red cradle]

me getting out of 914 alive only happens once every few hours of playing the game

[orchid kraken]

Someone openly has r34 profile in some mlp server, staffs dont do much

But someone said "i hate this server" he gets banned

[red cradle]

so when i GET COOL SHIT

and leave

[cinder urchin]

You didn't look too happy when a d class killed in you in 000.2 seconds

[red cradle]

and die immediately

its fucking horseshit and not fun

[rancid dome]

💀

[cinder urchin]

Dystopia

[rancid dome]

Yeah, might be best you leave that place tbh

[red cradle]

because its a buzzkill

[cinder urchin]

Never join servers runned by dictators

[cinder urchin]

Ah ofc
Bullshit death

[red cradle]

its not that i died, its that i got the ball for the first time and didnt get to use it

because "haha funny i killed the d class"

[cinder urchin]

In a bigger server
People are focused on other stuff

[red cradle]

then this fucking asshole talks shit in spectate

[polar spade]

Yea, this is why we don't like bs kills

[cinder urchin]

But in a small server

Its more direct

[orchid kraken]

Not to mention entire server agreeing to "all men are r||you know already||"

[red cradle]

in a bigger server theres just no room for me to do anything

[polar spade]

Its not deaths in general we dislike, its bs kills that give u no chance and the other person usually don't even deserve it

[cinder urchin]

How so me boy

[red cradle]

i dont have the gamesense to know whats going on and i cant ask because everyone is sprinting constantly

[cinder urchin]

You don't need to

[polar spade]

Yea 15 player servers is probably ur best bet

[red cradle]

no one helps and everyone is playing on a higher level than me

[polar spade]

That's pretty ideal for a new player

[cinder urchin]

I barely talk to anyone for help at all

[red cradle]

thats because you dont need to

but i do

[cinder urchin]

You gotta do your own thing

[rancid dome]

Jesus, people there needs therapy and a mental well-being checkup more than SL players, and that's really hard to pull off

[cinder urchin]

Do it your way

Doing your own route
You get to places

In scp sl
Youre on your own

[polar spade]

Just gotta figure things out

[cinder urchin]

Its a hellish environment

But you'll adapt

[orchid kraken]

I get it for someone who's probably brainwashed by media to think all men are same, but if u as staff let someone roam around with fucking porn as profile, you need to put down immediately

Be shot down by squad

[polar spade]

There is only one solution

[cinder urchin]

Mass reporting!!!!

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/juggernaut-mw-modern-warfare-cod-call-of-duty-gif-3214228519352779694

[cinder urchin]

[orchid kraken]

Leaving these retards

[polar spade]

I was thinking a more direct approach

[polar spade]

That works too

[cinder urchin]

But ye
Don't ever ask for help
Except if your an scp

Scps are their own group

[polar spade]

That's kinda bad advice

Feel free to ask people for help

If u get a chance, u should take it

[cinder urchin]

They don't comply

[orchid kraken]

@rancid dome if i remember i saw someone here with "r34 mlp actor" profile but it was like 2 weeks ago

I dont remember name

[cinder urchin]

"Hey can you help?"
"Yeah bend over bbq"

😭

[polar spade]

Ok, so if u do get a chance, u should take it. Often u won't get a chance, so u should take the opportunity

Spectator chat is a good opportunity. Most people there don't have anything better to do

[cinder urchin]

Maybe they'll get the actual chances

[cinder urchin]

Until someone rants

[untold wyvern]

billy westwood

[cinder urchin]

What

[polar spade]

Billy Westwood

[cinder urchin]

Ge I wish scp sl was alot more friendly

[gentle acorn]

where's george southwood

[untold wyvern]

dead

[cinder urchin]

Actually

Why did they remove the tutorial level

[polar spade]

There can only be one

Hubert Northwood is next

[gentle acorn]

where's max eastwood

[untold wyvern]

also dead

[polar spade]

Killed in a car "accident"

[gentle acorn]

John Northwood vs Billy Westwood

[cinder urchin]

New players would have to follow the pack to understand

[gentle acorn]

duel

[gentle acorn]

gren leaf

[polar spade]

Game constantly changing

It's difficult to keep the tutorial up to date

[strong dune]

I don’t see the game being updated

[polar spade]

Its also just really hard to make a tutorial in the first place

[strong dune]

Do you

[cinder urchin]

I assume 914 is the only basic knowledge everyone should know

[polar spade]

Really if u want a details on the game, the wiki is ur best bet

!wiki

[snow umbra]

https://en.scpslgame.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

[cinder urchin]

5 years of scp sl

What have I learned?

[rancid dome]

Wha da hek 💀

[cinder urchin]

People are not themselves

[polar spade]

U've been playing SL for 5 yrs?

[rancid dome]

Feel free to let us know if you see em again

[polar spade]

Jesus

[cinder urchin]

4 and a half actually
Because my computer was ass at the time

So couldn't play it for reals

[junior jasper]

That's why they're playing SCP:SL

Leaving the reality

[cinder urchin]

This game lobotomized me

[rancid dome]

Wtf man that's so much

[cinder urchin]

I've seen the game grow

[rancid dome]

I can't remember my first time playing tho

[junior jasper]

How many hours do you have qwerty?

[cinder urchin]

I've seen people come and go

[polar spade]

I joined late 2021 or early 2022

[cinder urchin]

Lemme check real quick

[rancid dome]

You can still check tho right

[polar spade]

I assume Steam has ur first played date

[junior jasper]

I have little of 2500 hours on SL

[polar spade]

Or u can check the first achievement u got

[cinder urchin]

842 hours

[rancid dome]

Lemme see

[polar spade]

I have bout ~800 hrs

[cinder urchin]

I don't play the game religiously

[polar spade]

I can mostly only play on weekends

[limber geode]

What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE

[untold wyvern]

im gubba westwood's brother

[cinder urchin]

So think about the 5 years as
How long I've been with the game with

[untold wyvern]

he didnt kill me

yet

[junior jasper]

I develop so when I do something in VS I leave it open

[junior jasper]

You should be morning wood next time

[polar spade]

Will u eliminate Hubert Northwood?

[limber geode]

What is Father Christmas' favorite horror film?
A Nightmare of Elf Street

[untold wyvern]

hubert northwood is uh

[polar spade]

U would think its Nightmare before Christmas

[cinder urchin]

So ye
I did not expect the game to grow as it did so I grew with it

[junior jasper]

Yea me neither

[cinder urchin]

This new update will be the start of a new era

And I will continue to play

[junior jasper]

Nah reworking was here long time ago

[cinder urchin]

This update seems way bigger

[orchid kraken]

293gb update

[cinder urchin]

Your getting a shit load of content

[junior jasper]

If there were textures on primitives I would agree

[cinder urchin]

5 years of scp sl
I learned

It has the perfect gameplay loop

To make me come back for seconds

[rancid dome]

Ah. Not too bad

[untold wyvern]

im either dying in 1 month or joining the northwood side

[cinder urchin]

It's my favorite love and hate relationship game

[junior jasper]

Join morningwood

They will help u

[untold wyvern]

the morningwood team is dead

murdered

[rancid dome]

Only June 24th, 2018 guys.

[junior jasper]

I don't agree with that

[orchid kraken]

2019 1st September my first time scp sl

[cinder urchin]

I think my first achievement was during 2019

[orchid kraken]

My first achievement was literally spawning as mtf

[cinder urchin]

I wonder if I can find the date where I first booted up the game

[hoary nexus]

where do you see

[rancid dome]

Help > Steam Support > [game title]

On the Purchased

[hoary nexus]

1 feb 2019

[rancid dome]

nice nice

[cinder urchin]

Where I find that
I am on fone

[hoary nexus]

fone

[rancid dome]

lemme check for ya

The 4th option on the bottom tab

Then help

[cinder urchin]

Aight

[rancid dome]

No, it's "Support", mb

[prime vigil]

i’ve technically had the game since 2020 but i dont have much hours because i had a mid laptop that obviously couldnt run the game well after parabellum and the lighting update

[hoary nexus]

I think I played this in class the first time lol

[prime vigil]

basically shit computer issues

[hoary nexus]

I was just in school playing sl

[untold wyvern]

i am billy northwood

[hoary nexus]

then why does your name have a question mark

are you not sure you're billy northwood?

[untold wyvern]

uhm

[rancid dome]

He's a spy from Southstone

[prime vigil]

my most recent achievement was property of the chaos insurgency no clue what my first is

[untold wyvern]

im not a spy

[rancid dome]

!rename @untold wyvern Billy Westwood

[snow umbra]

Done.

[rancid dome]

I saw that :3

[cinder urchin]

March 13 2019

[polar spade]

The jig is up

@untold wyvern Run

[rancid dome]

He's been caught

[hoary nexus]

we've found him

[rancid dome]

GET EM

[orchid kraken]

Rename me cuz im him

[cinder urchin]

Indeed 5 years of pure lunacy

[polar spade]

You'll never take him alive

[untold wyvern]

skeddadling

[rancid dome]

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-bomb-gravity-falls-grunkle-stan-ninja-gif-12225309

[polar spade]

Is that a modded discord client?

[orchid kraken]

Car

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-perhaps-family-guy-thinking-gif-13587558

[orchid kraken]

Bro abt to be banned

[rancid dome]

RIP

it's been a good run guys, I'll see myself out

[ionic snow]

I'm back with bad news

[prime vigil]

yeah you’re done

get out

[ionic snow]

Bob the fly died

[hoary nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1275472628567511061/1275855562755801212/image_6.gif

[prime vigil]

holy moly

[polar spade]

Mod bout to get banned

How the turn tables

[prime vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-moly-gif-2379897567703251318

[ionic snow]

He died in his room

[rancid dome]

bouta ban myself

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/top-gun-top-gun-maverick-salute-tom-cruise-military-gif-26899454

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/cillianmurphygun-cillianmurphy-jazmincoded-gif-3811002643797340103

[untold wyvern]

dave

DANG IT

uhm

yeah

forget it

dave

[hoary nexus]

spam

clearly

[polar spade]

Look, its a completely normal person

[junior jasper]

Don't have dementia

[polar spade]

Totally wasn't a spy in Northwood

[hoary nexus]

here? I don't believe you

[polar spade]

He would never sell secrets to Westwood

[hoary nexus]

never

[prime vigil]

hi all john valve here

[polar spade]

Is it the real John Valve?

[junior jasper]

Noup still commaco

[untold wyvern]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[hoary nexus]

hey that's me

it is me hom from hom command hom

[prime vigil]

holy shit its barney

[junior jasper]

Hoooom

[hoary nexus]

that's a lot

[prime vigil]

its me gordon. barney from site-02

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-meme-jar-gif-4658690738464352739

[polar spade]

@hoary nexus@hoary nexus@hoary nexus@hoary nexus@hoary nexus

[junior jasper]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[hoary nexus]

damn not enough yet

[prime vigil]

what if i punt it like a ball

[polar spade]

We have to spam hom

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[hoary nexus]

homhom

[prime vigil]

!hom

[hoary nexus]

tbf tho

the discord search

[prime vigil]

DARN!!!!

[untold wyvern]

homhomhom

[hoary nexus]

no guys don't actually spam it lmao

[polar spade]

Every message i send will now contain hom

Ok hom

[hoary nexus]

the discrod search doesn't contain homhom, homhomhom, homhomhomhom

and all other variations

[polar spade]

That's just stupid hom

[hoary nexus]

if you were tocount the actual hom amount you'd have to search all of those

[junior jasper]

Hom

[untold wyvern]

homhomhomhomhom

[polar spade]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[hoary nexus]

idk if he'd count those homs tho

[polar spade]

Does discord search count homs as hom?

yes it does

[hoary nexus]

oh that's nice

[junior jasper]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[untold wyvern]

hom

[hoary nexus]

wait if I search hom there are so many more

[junior jasper]

Hom

[hoary nexus]

are there really 12 thousand hom in secret channels

that's isnane

[polar spade]

Secret channels?

I wanna see

[untold wyvern]

yes

[eager wadi]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[hoary nexus]

yea like the staff channels etc

if I search hom I see 30k

[polar spade]

Should give me access

[hoary nexus]

so true

[untold wyvern]

theres contributor suggestions

[hoary nexus]

oh no way everytime someone runs the commands list command it adds a hom aswell lol

because !hom is in the list

[junior jasper]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[hoary nexus]

don't spam the command pls (

[polar spade]

!hom technically counts for two

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[junior jasper]

Okay in #bot-commands

[hoary nexus]

not anywhere, really

[eager wadi]

hom deploy the hedgehog

🦔

[eager wadi]

there he is

[hoary nexus]

I have a bigger one

[eager wadi]

woah

[polar spade]

The hedgehom

[calm crown]

hom

[junior jasper]

The homhedge

[polar spade]

Homhog

[hoary nexus]

hogm

[polar spade]

Homwarts. Its like Hogwarts but better

[junior jasper]

Because they learn about hom

Hom is life!

[rough wing]

hedgehomg

[ionic snow]

I gotta have a proper burial for Bob

[junior jasper]

Other NW staff have serious about me

This guy

Homhomhom!!!!

[orchid kraken]

I want to be

[hoary nexus]

then think

[orchid kraken]

insert name

[rancid dome]

Dave should get him fr

(I'm just joking)

[junior jasper]

mall guard

[red cradle]

spawned as an scp for the first time in hours

game went seconds per frame

lmao

0 chance to fight

flawless

[hollow sparrow]

Dj Steve 🗣️‼️‼️‼️

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-steve-minecraft-movie-jack-black-steve-he-is-steve-gif-13329394472166514523

[red cradle]

why is it that my game freezes as soon as the guards see me

[hoary nexus]

were you 173 by any chance

[red cradle]

no

watch the vid

i was 939

game froze

i had to wait over a minute to get control of the game back

somehow didnt crash

complete horseshit

then everyone thinks im throwing

[eager wadi]

probably should open a client ticket in #technical-support

[junior jasper]

Probably should get better pc

[hollow sparrow]

Fr

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

[red cradle]

how do i do that

[hollow sparrow]

#technical-support

Open a ticket there

Scroll up

And press

Open ticket

Blue button

[simple abyss]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1086535274877694002/1233238740722389023/caption-3-2.gif

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-fbi-police-police-cat-fbi-cat-gif-1256429038097351888

[simple abyss]

police car

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/sound-the-car-alarm-cat-gif-9895924581726852336

I love this car

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fbi-gif-10685206818669324025

[simple abyss]

this car has a lovely engine sound

[hollow sparrow]

I know that’s why I love it

It’s a cute engine

https://tenor.com/view/i-like-pp-car-parked-luna-cat-edit-gif-6897130362768430332

[simple abyss]

silly little engine

[hollow sparrow]

[simple abyss]

woah what is that red title in the gif

[hollow sparrow]

e

[quick knot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/458030107324579841/1282163434670260234/caption.gif

[hollow sparrow]

Idk

https://tenor.com/view/scp-sl-scp-zombie-spining-scp-049-2-gif-6813734298349905759

[simple abyss]

sus

[hollow sparrow]

Good morning

[hollow sparrow]

I didn’t saw it 🙏🙏

https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-fwadri-gif-11004704832309907872

[simple abyss]

Hi unofficial wiki manager

how many engines do you have lol

[hollow sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059217965360357406/1251089162770186320/ssstik.io_1718201689270-ezgif.com-resize.gif

A lot

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-kiss-cat-kiss-cat-hug-cute-gif-17107901797334561457

[red cradle]

i meant how to get better pc

[hollow sparrow]

A whole collection

[simple abyss]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1030849680214597752/1166349605290655744/Fv2JjgQ.gif

[hollow sparrow]

Buy one

[red cradle]

if i had money i wouldnt be playing free indie games

[hollow sparrow]

Online

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-silly-gif-yellow-cat-gif-16281670106766812594

[simple abyss]

the silly has arrived

[hollow sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1253048306469179484/1274406737272635492/petpet.gif

[simple abyss]

do you have your own engine at home?

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-cat-car-police-car-gif-5006970984776578557

[hollow sparrow]

Sadly not

Im too broke

[simple abyss]

Ahh thats sad

[hollow sparrow]

To afford engine

[simple abyss]

I have 2 engines

and a land shark

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-fwadri-gif-13763187095562143341

Woah

[gentle acorn]

Holy shit is that Dave the Walmart guard himself

[meager slate]

Do not eat

[simple abyss]

I'm stealing this video

[tough tapir]

[meager slate]

Steve

[tough tapir]

Steveuro

[meager slate]

[simple abyss]

[hollow sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1255148272310292531/1262372430866022400/gato.gif

[cyan bobcat]

Can someone say for me the channel to enter in brazilian servers???

[simple abyss]

#1063025456573591562 I think

[cyan bobcat]

Tysm

[meager slate]

huh

!langbr

[simple abyss]

Or I don't know if he meant like brazil server

[meager slate]

Cooldown ig

[simple abyss]

or smt

[eager wadi]

yep

[meager slate]

How long is the cooldown jeez

!langbr

[snow umbra]

Olá, este é um servidor que fala inglês. Você pode entrar no servidor da comunidade brasileira localizada aqui.

[eager wadi]

minute

or two

[meager slate]

So long

[simple abyss]

It has commands for all languages?

[meager slate]

!langhu

[snow umbra]

Helló, ez egy angol nyelvű szerver. A magyar lokalizált közösségi szerverhez itt csatlakozhatsz.

[meager slate]

Yea

[simple abyss]

bruh

[meager slate]

Cassie speaking hungarian oh my gahd

[simple abyss]

now teach it swear words

[snow umbra]

Kuss

[meager slate]

@simple abyss I wouldnt let that one slide

[simple abyss]

I'm not sure how to come up with a comeback

sooo I'll just use the "no u" card

[snow umbra]

Miller is shorter than Auro

[meager slate]

Speaking facts now

[simple abyss]

Now those are just blatant lies

[meager slate]

Cassie never lies

I'm sorry

[simple abyss]

I have a sneaking suspicion that it was you who made cassie say those lies

[meager slate]

!rename 377486999872995330 I am shorter than Auro

[snow umbra]

Done.

[meager slate]

No I would never

[simple abyss]

Lies

[meager slate]

Cassie is conscious

Cognito ergo sum

He thinks therefore he exists

[jade stone]

I am from dev team i confirm that Scp 457 will come

[simple abyss]

nice

[meager slate]

[hoary zephyr]

In the next update are we getting alternative light modes and optimisation? The game runs horrendously after 13.0 lighting 🫠

[uneven plover]

No 😄

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1161075569534976103/1269344772204789775/IMG_8054.gif

[hollow sparrow]

car!!!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/sound-the-car-alarm-cat-gif-9895924581726852336

[steep summit]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023