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sorry my bad, just forgot the command for a second
but that invite won't expire unless this server goes down in flames, probably.
I was asking because i'm linking discord servers for my staff without having to make more invites
Why would you ever need to use that
to send people here for tech support or update info, whatnot
Literally, also not everything can be done in one server 
I have like 7 discord servers on SCP SL server things, and a whole ton of just communities with servers
anyways, so is there a way for me to host a server on like my irl server? and if there is what are the requiments or how strong does it have to be to work well\
I have arrived to kill you and your people maid of innsmouth @tough tapir
any last words
First problem is DDoS protection and general hardware able to perform as it should being constantly maintained
note ignore the resolution of it
Usually people use hosting platforms for that
that because of what I have it to take it
funny, nothing better than the 096 and 173 duo
KILLS A RANDOM D BOY
d boy deserved it
he died as soon as he killed the d boy
space marine 2 looks weird on low graphics
Ig that's all win 98 could handle
well hm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
that is remote play and bloodborne
so ya
my 3440 scene ya
I may have to have it on my other scene
what the scallopian tube
fish game
"remember, switching to your secondary weapon is faster than reloading" type shit
you would have been shit on 30 times over if the guy understood that jumping decreases accuracy
1 hp is crazy
if only dudebro didnt jump
Holy smokes your attachments suck
what color is your e-11?
Dot sight
pink
i made mine for more close range battles, i fucking panicked there thats why i shit myself in aim
looks like ready or not build
ew
i love RoN
can’t run it very well though
What is rng
Isn't that rise of nations?
close enough
what is the barrel
But in all seriousness
I hate how manga readers spoil the entire thing
Huberttt
you look familiar
Are you the owner of Northwood??
I'm your father, which makes me..
oh look hubert is here, i can ping him as much as i want! 
Lmao
Hmm 🤔
!hubertrep
!leak
when im trying to watch rick and morty season 3 but the manga fans already spoiled the string theory episode
bros gonna get murdered
!wran @wicked spade using this command
@tame pendant has wranned sonukyildiz Reason: using this command
Syntax: !wran <member_0> <text_final>
Created via the CustomCom cog. See !customcom for more details.
Someone is getting banned hah
You gonna get hit with the
!warn 805533750314008626 pinging inactive directors
sorry sir rules are rules
we are banishing yoy
has he even gotten the ntf achievement
Lalalalalala
where can I ask for help regarding server commands?
The song I'm listening right now fits to the current situation huh? 😺
But I'm your dad
):
I'm lukasz jakowski how dare you say that!?!?
I'm lukasz you should respect me.
I own you
I own age of history.
When update drops im gonna explode everywhere
you look familira
Did you know that Hubert is Polish?
hi secret lab discord server
Bye
hi
Selling 2026 best gpu
Anyone want to see my Minecraft recreation of scp Sl
hi
hi
can you guys enter the cal
yeah man!!
I’ll dm you
Gentlemen, I have a problem, I don't see the channel for the patron and I bought it
is that rtx 7000
sigma police
Have you linked your Discord account to patreon?
https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212052266-Getting-Discord-access
no work men a i see this
yes
Mango
released next year
!wran @fallow kite weird fucking name
@fallow kite has wranned a.guy.disguised Reason: weird fucking name
!wran
Syntax: !wran <member_0> <text_final>
Created via the CustomCom cog. See !customcom for more details.
@hot ivy has wranned hubertmoszka Reason: using unity
Cooked.
Ok
!hubertping
BULLDOZAEEEER!!!!
guys
I'm not the bulldozer
how do i get remote admin menu on TCS servers ?
I'm the weed dozer
i believe you just type adminme in console
!warn @hot ivy pinging inactive directors
Done. Enough chaos.
A warning for @hot ivy has been issued, but I wasn't able to send them a warn message.
After 7 Pm my time, my game freezes for 5 seconds every 30 seconds, why is this?
IS GONE
Hi, mind opening a client ticket in #technical-support
!wran @eager wadi [Tired] lame
@hot ivy has wranned dj_nathan_ Reason: [Tired] lame
What will this do
!stab @hot ivy 20m useless pings
opoki3#0 has been muted in this server for 20 minutes.
Like
I dont know whats happening with it
Its not my pc
Cuz before 7 pm
It runs perfectly
The tech support team should try to assist you
And I dont lag in any other game
how do i spawn dummies btw ?
in RA you can type spawntoy and it gives a list of what you can spawn
i just use painkillers if i have more than 50 hp
Some cases they are better than medkits
Like with cola, 049 sometimes
If you have a medkit and painkillers u can survived cardiac arrest
Whilst with just one medkit you cant
Painkillers are super useful
if you have a medmit and medkit you can survive cardiac arrest
Especially if you take 2 at once
You gotta time it right tho
no lol
But with painkillers and medkit its guaranteed
no timing needed
Ive died after using 2 medkits
To cardiac
Arrest
If you use the 2nd too early
hmmm maybe don't use it at 5 hp
you can survive cardiac arrest with p much anything
👀
cardiac arrest is so annoying man
like bruh how disgusting are the doctors fingers to give you cardiac arrest
the tallest person btw ^^
Morningwood studios
Thank you thank you
Great sarcasm this one was really well done!
not a bit of sarcasm in this one
is that so
Thats fake news than!
Oh hey freezing box
hi
hugs :)
No embed perms
Thank u
Doing good, just got off work and I have this week off :D
:(

thats awesome!
You should learn some useless skill in free time
enjoy it while you can :D
Doggerson
i didn't know that i can survive a cardiac arrest with a coin
you can if you believe enough
Is it me or is scp 018 shit these days ? back lack 3 years ago it was crazy op but now its kinda weak or is it just me
How do you use it then
throw it inside 914 then close it 
I prefer to go in this order
- Tutorial
- Throw 10 balls
- Drag some poor soul and disable godmode
- Profit
So funny
Espically if you wait before you actual disable gif mode
its meant to be unpredictable
very terrifying though
nathan the stab wound you gave me still hurts 
Yippee
how long does spawn protection last???
guys… i’m in ikea and i can’t find the exit i might be fucked 😭🙏

Boowomp
Only takes 8 months some times for a good laugh
Holy shit that's him
You saved this picture or did you search for it again
Oh oh!!
Heghog!!
🦔
oh goodness
i was going through my old phone and found that way down in the downloads
feliz navidad?
Merry christmas to you too?


sorry, the scp foundation raided the auction and took the goggles
scp foundation is done for when I enter my true sigma mode
sigma balls?
dont underestimate

Does anyone have the discord invite code to the Exiled plugin server? The code thats on their site and the latest version both say that the code is invalid when I try to join
yeah
its on there
is discord dying or my wifi
!warn @native whale ghost pinging inactive studio directors
Done. Enough chaos.
HEY.
caps sorry.
i needed to dm hubert.
do not do the big bad
lego people after encountering an issue
oh no.
mods drop a grand piano on this mans house
make sure a cartoonishly large bump is left on his head afterwards with birds circling above
me always
@prime vigil commaco
commaco 👍
is pastebin id description of server?
i cant see it myself gives me a dumb error "unable to complete SSL connection"
yes
It's yummers, not yummy......
i didnt make the sticker
SHUT THE FUCK UP
the boys gets worse every season
It’s like any other show
The longer it runs for
The worse it gets
Expect house md
Why are you so aggressive
Why am I not aggressive
Start solving the right questions
Not the wrong ones
How is my question wrong to begin with
whats that one image where it's like the guy who kinda looks like paul blart smirking and he's got like headphones and it's really green
Katydids are silly
BLÅHAJ
They are friends, don't worry
Anyone wanna play in a private server?
🤢
spoiler that shit fuck
@lethal scroll For the future, best to spoiler those large bugs cause there's people who do have a phobia of insects, just out of respect

Just like you did with the katydids
They're weird looking
They remind me of a praying mantis
I also hate the name
reminds me of katy perry because that's the closest thing in my head
Run into Tesla gate while holding a micro that has no charge
so i have to die
):
Yeah 😔
i think you can just make a private server to get it
You could
Yeah
I got the escape achievement from a modded server lmao
Had max speed
And every door was open

!rep @frank kiln
You have just given @frank kiln a reputation point!
I think that's the wrong one
!rep @brave pollen
You have just given @brave pollen a reputation point!
if anyone wants to play a low populated server with 10 ppl max lmk and ill invite you..
omg you pinged hubert!!11!1!!!1
probably works if you have micro and you're near a tesla and game ends
@eager wadi how dare you remove the negative reactions on the french...
i have been told that you are 1.2% french blooded...
put Acroamatic Abatement OST it on the menu, it's very epic, plus I've already heard the classic one a lot :((
2027
Be bold, 2077
this year 
that's what big NW wants you to believe
Each time someone asks when 14.0 will be releasing the update is postponed by an hour
new heavy actually doesnt fit with the original style of the game!!!
new models look dumb!!!
MTF is a combine, guard is a mallcop!!!
chaos is wearing a skirt!!
It's strange to me that I might be able to swim in this sl
what
Why are the CI wearing coats. They should just be a green guard with gasmask
you will not be able to swim in SCP: Secret Laboratory by Hubert Moszka and Northwood Studios
you will be able to swim in SCP: Secret Laboratory by Hubert Moszka and Northwood Studios
You may be able to swim in SCP: Secret Laboratory by Hubert Moszka and Northwood Studios
We can make 939 Swimming in the waterfall
I want to see 173 jump into the AA pit and drown in its own shit
Make us able to grab people and drown them in the waterfall
SCPSL: Waterboarding Update
It sinks and sticks out one of its arms
And makes a 👍
lmao
"I see now why you blink"
They’ve been posting so much stuff recently, is there any speculation as to which month 14.0 will release by? So far all I’ve seen is “releasing in 2024”
why does my browser looks like this
It’ll release
In 2024

This is true
I’m not asking for the answer but do patrons know
Nah
😔
If I had to guess it would probably be either October or November
But like I said idrk
Hi chat
Hello, light blue name and yellow name
would you rather be a frog, toad, or a tortoise
!rep @pearl anvil
You have just given @pearl anvil a reputation point!
thanks
Dunno who to give so I just gave it to the first person to send a message lol
i would like to be a tortoise so i can live for a long time and watch the world change
you tell me
I didn't put an a before toad, should've seen it 😔
would you rather be a joker, the joker, or joker
why so serious…
you picked the right answer
straight up jonkling it
would you rather stop playing SL forever, or continue playing SL
you picked the wrong answer
Stop playing.
I can do vsr reports and still keep the VS job
update is cancelled
hi noemi :)
can they add a big chungus reference in the new heavy containment zone that would be uh lmao 3000 methinks
Next time I shall rep you
If I don't forget
Which I most definitely will
lol
so far so peak
hate that little gay motherfucker
wjat
absolutely love him 💜
least favourite character so far
actually wait no there’s probably someone worse
tbf i didn’t really like any of the characters ive met so far
wait until you meet lyney
hm okay
please do not take this the wrong way i am a homosexual myself
no offense taken :)
@steep summit
Elo
!hubertping
Capybara Line :)
🐉
How does this guy have a color at level 0
oh shit let me just buy patreon again
brb
or was it nitro boosting
idk
nitro
What does it have to do with anything Patreon doesn't give you Utility Roles access
tier 5 does
It does?
Damn
(Not worth it)
My phone's at 1% i'm so done 😭
noob 
grrr i would like to make a complaint
i got banned
for a bit
after my warn
what the flip
don’t worry you will be compensated with $1.000.000
i wanna be compensated with scp sl version 14
that won't be out until 2029
sorry pal
can i ples get site director im a server host
I have over 150 hours and I just learned 096 can't see u if u don't look at his face
he can see you if he isnt in rage
Ik but I'm talking about in rage
Dude is flexing how he spends his money on games
no signs you were a host.
ip to my server is 57.128.33.147:25570
Ok boss you're tired..
do i need more proof
server is called EU/UK VELOCITY'S SERVER OF CHAOS
I mean physically
in the common sence rule theres a misspelling
i use shockbyte
Fucking hell i mean send me the pics of the servers physically
ask @clever tinsel
i dont have physical servers
ah yes
@zealous leaf go to your datacenter
just pull up out of nowhere
and ask them to let you see all the servers
totally not a major security hazard
Exactly that's what i want
type !hostrole in localadmin
Dude you ain't understanding the joke are you?
thanks
The hell is this mate
sebastian solace pressure
Sbeve
Obese
Mega sbeve
Steve obesedottir
@frank karma jak tam praca
Englisch 🥺🥲🥺🥲
I know but im from polish
In english This word means how is work going?
What's that? 🤔
Random fun fact: since 2018 in italy, all physical purchases must be rounded at checkout by law.
This also came with italy stopping to mint 0.01€ and 0.02€ coins
Prices on the shelves can still end in .99 or whatever, but once you arrive at checkout it must be rounded
So basically you pay 1¢ more
Crazy
Why is law over the country tho?
Not necessarily
You may pay up to 4c more or 4c less
The overall price is rounded not the price of single items
If your total is 9.94 you're gonna pay 9.90
That makes sense
Pipe 🔥

hi
80 hours still trying
I just have that, and like 5 or so more
ok

Great it's raining in my bathroom
If you have a mic I'm willing to bet a mtf will let u
I have a fever
tell em to do hostrole in their consoles
verif only does it if they have severe skill issue or if they ran out of uses of the command
Markiplier is that you!???
Can someone send a sticker like from another server?
You see this??? 🙏🙏🙏🙏
yes
"Anslut till server"
what about it

Holy fuck you play fivem in roblox
wdym
its a game with fivem i nthe name
Ok
It means "shit tons of rain"
its raining a lot here atm
Duh it rains more in late august and september than ever
No rain so far in upper Europe
south europe
I mean it's Italy.. in the middle of Mediterranea
Exactly
It's in the middle of the Mediterranean humidity is regularly over 75%
True but it's warm right?
Yes
The fact that it's raining doesn't mean it's cold
Sure , it's obviously colder than a sunny day
XD yeah that's the difference between north and South
Heck, during July and August it's more comfortable with rain than without
I fully hate summer
Average sunny day in July and August: 35°C-40°C
Average rainy day in July and August: 25°C-30°C
Holy shit
40 degrees is something else
Never saw like more than 20 here
May be cuz i live here but it's withstandable
bozkurt 🇹🇷
foxt scp 

It's so weird that Cassie can't say basic words like I'm or Sigma
HE CAN SAY SIGMA
I'm sorry you did what?!
im sacrificing my firstborn to hubert
Yea i think it knows the Greek Alphabet
no, I think he's just watched a bit too much brain rot
Also hi chaos insurgency
Yeah
Is the cassie voice actor actually a real person?
He knows both the Greek Alphabet and the NATO phonetic alphabet
Yeah
If tou look in the credits there's his name
I imagine there's a couple of reasons why specific words can't be said kind of like f-
Why in the world can't he swear, but he can say Sigma
His name's Narlor
Probably because, unlike greek letters, swears would not be useful in the game
Herobrine
Weird name can't complain, he tells you everything that happens
CASSIE only has a limited number of words it can say
yeah, and for no reason, he can say Sigma
The VC wasn't bothered to say every word in the English alphabet
It's a greek letter
Greek letters are quite useful
He can't even say "I'm"
Especially since Epsilon is a greek letter and all MTF unit designations are greek letters
Its an announcement system. Why would it speak in first person?
honestly feels like a good idea to not include it
I just figured out one thing that it can say "organism"💀
Organism
As in a living thing?
Yes💀
Why is that a 💀?
I don't know no one needs to explain it because everyone knows what it means
or can mean confused
Yeah he was asking what prompted you to have a 💀 reaction
because in almost every normal voice line in the game, he never says it
Yea, and he doesn't say any greek letter besides Epsilon in the base game
Its so plugins can use it
CASSIE was made to be useful for plugin developers too
For some reason, he can say "USB drive " think about a voice line that he says with that
All living organisms vacate LCZ immediately in order to avoid destruction as an example to say organism
If i wanted to make a plugin that adds MTF Sigma-66 "Sixteen Tonnes" how would i do it if CASSIE couldn't say the greek letter Sigma
give me a minute I'm gonna figure out if he does say that
Alert, unidentified USB Drive detected. Running diagn-
Error, systems malfunctioning
Error, System failure
It doesn't
But im saying as an example it could say that
Just checked, he doesn't say it
he says all living personnel
The bottom part is relatable enough, I suppose

Or another example: Sigma is also a Chaos Insurgency Rank in lore
So if i wanted to make a plugin for a scenario where the CI take control of CASSIE, i'd be kinda useful
Accurate enough
Rn I need Ibuprofen
I never said CASSIE says that in vanilla. I just used that line as an example of a sentence with organism
You want to know the most confusing one Cassie can say
Why not both?
Iirc cassie can say 957 different words
Alcohol + Medicine is not the best idea
958
There we go i was close enough
Oddly specific
I was just saying the exact amount because I can see on my screen
On each page theres about 12 words he can say there are 80 pages
Btw since u are surprised to learn that cassie can say organism, you'll be even more surprised to learn that some parts of some announcements are considered one thing (eg if you type HASENTERED) it should say 'has entered the facility.'
The weirdest thing Cassie can say is "yellow" 💀
Alert! Code Yellow
YELLOW
And he can say "yesterday"
Like your role color yea
since the next zone is the clean up crew update
Cassie might be given a couple clean up voice lines " attention all personnel clean up crew is required to go to Scp-173 chamber"
Quick question, how do you summon a dummy?
Good question
Like I have my own server and I'm trying to figure out how to summon those dummies from videos
let me guess you don't know
idk ¯_(ツ)_/¯
called it
That's what "Good question" means yeah
when is heavy containment revamp gonna come💔
I'm playing the single player game and I swear I keep on hearing distant footsteps, not like multiple footsteps out of time, it's like a one foot step every 5 seconds
That's ambience i think
Iirc u need a plugin
no one ever listens to the game ambience so you can never tell what's happening between all the gun shots, but once you actually start to listen and it becomes creepy
I thought it would just be a part of the game
yeah, that's what I'm talking about
The CD target boards
That's considering a toy by the game
Im not sure how to spawn it, but its something along the lines of spawntoy
how do I summon it, that's the basic thing I need to know
I'm not installing a plugin
I'm on a non dedicated server, not one that I purchased
That's a discord server for plugin devs
They'll probably know how to use the console
hi
fake
WDYM
say something only the real markiplier would say
Dedicated server doesnt mean u purchased it
It refers to any server hosted using by the dedicated server tool on Steam iirc
Hi my name is paget , nice to meet you!

what fun!
I am willing to bet
Some freshman doesn’t know there’s a smoke detector in his room and was vaping next to it
lmao
I don't have a job
another reason why vapers are silly..
I don't get the point of vapes
Get a job
If ur going to slowly kill urself, enjoy it with a cigarette
Once I'm finished with my education then I will certainly get one
true it makes you look stupid too
like a baby drinking from a bottle
What i really hate is people who just vape everywhere. Cigarette users will usually go outside and smoke. Vapers don't care. They'll literally do it anywhere
school bathrooms become full of smog
Like once I visited my cousins house and some of my other cousins came. We were watching a movie and one of them was vaping in the lounge room the entire time
I think that we should KILL every smoker
Vapers first


Me watching the serpent hand kill every scientist knowing damn well they don't have weapons
Ur mistake for playing a SH server
I play on chaos theory?
Even worse
Are you a masochist
Why do u hate urself?
Why can i count the number of pixels in that clip?
ah yes bajillionth tf2 copy on mobile
they dont learn do they
there is??
damn, learning new stuff everyday
my phone would revolt against me and start an ai uprising lol
sheeeesh
real
Boobert Fartska
shitbert pisszka
erm, mods, ban this guy he pinged hubert☝️
I actually hold a lot of respect for hubert.
He managed to make an amazing game while still being young.
I actually hold a lot of respect for hubert.
He managed to make an amazing game while still being young.
And without a gigantic corporation on his back
hubert is based
i would agree however SL sucks ass
the jank and stupid voice chat is the main part of this game everything else is bloat!!!
Chat
hi
erm, scp 5k
scp 5k is literally nothing like those
it is
SCP 5K is hardly even a tactical shooter
bruv
i do not like SCP 5k
the AI feels super shitty
ammo so rare that you’ll often find your knife is more effective most of the time
game sucks
Personally i've been told it's SCP themed RoN. Never actually seen the game
I’ve played both
It’s nothing like RoN
i mean you could say it is like it if you really really narrow it down
but the two games feel very very different
I think as soon as a game gets a sprint button it stops being able to be like RoN
Players like to go as fast as possible
so they sprint everwhere
It really ruins the vibe if you’re trying to make a slower paced shooter
Darwin
Because the game isn’t finished?
yummy source
doesnt mean it isnt bad
i mean maybe they can cook something
but as the game is now
it fucking sucks
Carr!!!
🗣️🔥🔥🔥
U can't just say Its not finished as an excuse for poor game mechanics
If we're paying money for a product, then we should expect some standard of quality from that product
ehh i wouldn’t say my money was wasted
Yes
i got exactly what i was told i was getting
car
My point is its not finished yet isn't a valid excuse at all
Especially if the product is paid
I mean
You can’t just expect an early access game to just start off in a good state
You have to develop the game
Northwood did this, and albeit it started in a better state, but it got better over time
Deadlock:
Im not saying that. But if a shit game is made and paid, u can't use that as an excuse
Basically i just expect basic game mechanics to work adequetely and i really don't like the excuse Its not finished
fine by me
I've seen good early access games made by single digit numbers of people and shit fully released games made by large studios
Hi concord
I get what your saying, and I sort of agree with the last bit, with the caveat that I think devs should get some slack if they’re actually working on improving the game
Idk if 5000 has but
SCP 5k’s early access is definitely not worth the price they charge. But i understand they’re small and need to fund their game. and it’s not like paying a little extra is a huge inconvenience for me
SCP games are not worth the price in general*
Yea im not talking about 5k specifically. I haven't actually played or seen the game so i can't comment on that.
But corportised products with minimal effort and a hefty price that do not deserve that excuse
Concord lore
i would have paid like £5 for SL
I probably wouldn't have
When i got SL, i didn't have money so i couldn't buy any paid game
Hell i still don't have much money
In its current state yeah, but not before parabellum came out
You know, I’m kinda excited for Scp: Valravn
Looks really good
Yea i agree. Site 02 does not feel like a place where people work and practically live in
I mean i don't think a dedicated role like that would be good
Hopefully this changes with the map reworks
What i rather see is the senior guards' bodies scattered around the map making it look like they died in combat
I mean heavy duty looks like an actual facility
And their loot is around the body
I think rather than a dedicated item, it should be an emergency exit map that can be found in several different places
Like at checkpoints You are Here
Assembly area this way
I would also find a emergency command outpost on surface for MTF to use would be pretty cool
Basic round information
Like active SCPs, map layouts, team status
That brings up the question. Do you think light containment needs another rework?
Doesn't just feel like it. It literally is boxy
Same as my new school
I went in and its judt like random generated scp cb map
I understood no shit
We have 3 fucking restaurant
Why?
Idk
College campus probably
It looks well made but not my style of game
luna
I just want it to be decent. There’s too many mid or just bad scp games
90% of scp games are flops
Im interested in Valravn but i still don;t get why they chose like the most boring GoI to centre a game on
Oh for sure
Valravn articles usually aren't that interesting
this isnt an scp game
Hot take
Valvran might be good
this is a voice chat spam simulator
I liked Scp: Secret Files
what the fuck are you on
Basically it’s 6 short unrelated chapters involving 6 scps
Theyre very brief and vary in style
Anthology game? That's cool
with a few tweaks yeah i agree
I feel like skeleton doesn't work without at least 2 other SCPs
When everyone expects a skeleton and its their biggest concern, being 3114 kinda sucks
Yes also we have 5 sport room, yk those long ass halls
Honestly i want less doors in LCZ
And the game to be rebalanced around that
Actually i just want less doors in general in all the zones
Including surface
Really grabbed you and put you in an animation when they attacked you, kinda like skeleton
imagine if 939 pouncing pinned you to the floor, and it leaned over you and started trying to bite at you
same could happen with 096
no need for one
no need
:(
big fan
all zones need a big rework



