#general-chat
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Just avoid the server
THIS SI NOT FAIR
xD
yippy
I DON T GET BANNED BUT THE OTHER GUY GETS
I hide this place in my darkest depths of my server list
💀
Denty took my family from me
I was a happy father until they came along and took my son
They deserve 😡💢
Can anyone ban me?
You don’t remember
When you took the light of my world from me
!stab @trim pond
you can stay muted instead
sorry, I have a track record of killing a lot of people
redactor36#0 has been muted in this server.
See they mute us!
How dare they silence our right to freedom of speech
What is this dictatorship
@cia @fbi @nypd @avengers @marvel @dc

@goc
@potus 🙏🏽
Half way there
good thing austria automatically takes taxes
when you become a father, and your driving on the highway with your family to go to a roller coaster park, im going to come out of nowhere with my semitruck and ram into you
too bad i dont want to have kids
Nah he'll parry the truck
Hello chat
Hi!
Yeah, I am no longer the main operator of my server
Double edged sword, servers can be super time consuming to run
@eternal oriole goated
hello friends
postponed his vacation to sort things out

turkish ?

within the next 3 months
In 2024 it says in trailer
Not THIS mf
😢
Sadface, but let them cook
yay
we shail over throw the overseers.
this will be our server to rule over
if your a technical dude then I will listen
whos going to stop us once we all gang up on them?
😧
yeah
I totally work on the game 100%!!!
trust
ok when update
ok i NEED to stop being lazy and work on this project 😭
in 50 days.
no
yes

I can work on game and finish in 2 day
who? me?
if your real Northwood man when is update
Soon ™️?
it co-exists with your present self
we always see the past, never the present.

i thought we were friends :(
The update is on September 4th 2024 
You make tech support tempting
and that's a W friend
cottage makes it not so tempting
he's an L friend
isn’t that today
that was 2 days ago
Exactly
For real though, if I had to guess, I ain't no psychic
But because they don't tell us community helpers anything
my BEST guess...
PROBABLY in October
for the halloween update
is what I would guess they would try to aim for
hell yeah my birthday🔥🔥

dang it
give embed
Embed perms are at level 10
idek how to level up
I've been at level 10 for 20 years
ok
can I tag the owner to give me level 10
Have you ever wondered why we know everything that's happening at this time? If we, as humans, die eventually in the future and with our future self dies everything that our brain ever had in it including our memories of the past
!rank #bot-commands
just talk 
ok I will talk
next role is 20
Funny stuff
I would set as tutorial , vaporize first
How long as the discord mod application been open? 
I swear it's been open for so many months
!hubertrep
From a materialistic point of view our memory and consciousness depends on the physical state of our brain, when it stops functioning, our memory and consciousness cease to exist. Thus if we die, we can't "remember" everything, because there is nothing to remember.
From a religious and philosophical point of view, our consciousness may continue to exist after physical death so that's why we actually can remember what's going on right now.
Holy yap 
!rephubert
You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!
Oh you can do that?........ Lame
I prefer the morally ambigious conflict of having to ping Hubert to rep him
!rep @amber ether
You have just given @amber ether a reputation point!
A very long time
It ain't that bad guys

I heard they don't feed you goldfish over there, so I'll pass
Has no one applied yet?
It requires you to stop being rad
Surely there must have been a application
I myself like borderline breaking the rules
I bet why it's still up is because most of the apps are people who barely just joined
can you say chicken balls in the next round I play of scp sl
it better do it
or else I will hold the server mod to piss point and tell him to make cassie to say it
I exist now.
Congratulations
What a ill-advised mistake
fr
Pattern screams know whats up
Although Pattern Screamers have to be all butt-hurt about it
The real cool guys don't exist and are chill about it
✌️
how much level do I have to be to send pictures
Level 10
I mean, on the other hand. If we look at this through the prism of quantum physics or some other metaphysical theories, we can assume that our "now" exists independently of our perception of the future. Thus as long as we're alive and our consciousness is functioning, we will always be aware of the present moment no matter what happens in the future
This shit is complicated
kiss me
everything is level 10
hot before you go
shut
explain in one sentence what you just said pls
When will my smart exist so i can understand what he said : |
Well, Mr Axxoriel, think of this.
If you take the time of when person A was 18, and take person B who is 20, it's safe to assume that when person A was in HIS present time at 18, there is another place of person B's present time at 18. For example, when I was 15 in my present time, you were 15 in your present time.

Even though person B may be older than person A, person B's present time is of the same age as person A's present time, because we all just sorta remember spawning in
Therefore, we are all the same age
my brain is dying now

NO MY BRAIN CANT TAKE IT!!!!
Are we discussing quantum physics, nice
Just nod your head and say " Mhm "
@amber ether your idea touches a slightly different part of the subjectivity of time and existence
Yes, quite so
It's like there are an infinite amount of parallel universes for an infinite amount of possible situations
Your every act creates an infinite amount of parallel universes
For example: You sneezed - first parallel universe, you didn't sneeze - second one
and etc.
MY BRAIN IS DEAD!!!!!
Parrarel
Palallell

hi osm
Hello translations
how are you this fine evening
or afternoon or whatever
I'm doin alright. Just playing Halo CE atm. I have work tomorrow 😔
How are you?
Fucking hell why didnt i go shower earlier!!!
just came to see if there was someone i know which rarely ever happens
Your idea could be challenged with the following:
-
Lack of context: Even if both people remember being 15, their lives would be completely different depending on their historical and social contexts. By this, I mean that their "present" at a certain age is not identical, it's only unique and shaped by the circumstances of their lives.
-
Memory: The fact that we remember "spawning in", as you said, doesn't negate the differences in age and time of existence.
but apparently you're here too
If i did i would see the message on time!!
you a quantum physics teacher or wha
Mhm, quite so, quite so.
I'm everywhere
the curse of osm
😔
everywhere and nowhere simultaneously
Not at all, I just think of similar things to this sometimes
i respect that
i also often tap into philosophy and stuff
its interesting to say the least
Yeah, the fact that you won't get any answers to your ideas is truly astonishing
You're just free to think of whatever and you can't really be wrong
truly
My tea recipe
Heat water for 1 to 3 minutes
Pour water into a cup with the black tea bag
Add a tablespoon of sugar, a teaspoon of lemon extract and a teaspoon of Jack Daniels (for that extra kick in the nads to get you going)
Add a tiny bit of cinnamon
Stir and enjoy
[ The Jack is key ]
@glass hollow u is a fish
bro
🇧🇦
i didn’t even know you were here
he’s like that
respect
Jay
what
Jay very bri'ish
yikes
imagain
||same||
!rep
don’t say any more i stg
You need to wait 29 minutes, 24 seconds until you can give reputation again!
dam
Engelbert dolfuss was short
you won’t believe what i’m about to say
yeah LOL
Damns
i hate it but i sadly am
i’m lesbian so don’t even try
I have known you for 5 years. Always thought of you as english
they are weird, racist, and silly
I have a girlfriend LMAO
good
It's alright
but by god do I love the french accent
Truly
@glass hollow how i never knew u were welsh wtf
i’m not
Idk how to tell you but the french accent goes so cute on women
I knew you were from that area
Buttered cat loaf video for example
exactly
🐑 🤺
Oh god
TFW your client is so old you can't even favourite gifs
i don’t talk to them so idk
worse
Youve cut everyone off from BP?
yikes
or a phillipino
Tf ?
god they are strange
I know way too many e terrorists from there
Not the wierd islanders in denmark
Oh shit wrong image
💀
There's no favourite option
mid frfr
are you on a potato pc
Mobile
just update it xD
My launcher is uh
Wait let me show you
You will not believe this
@crystal reef this here is my home screen
Do you like it
are you just running linux
I'm on mobile 💀
without the android thingy
Android is already linux
Terminal launcher
im no nerd
on pc I understand it
but on phone?
idk though
fucking crazy
Linux Mint 
@crystal reef you can do funny stuff like this
NO
"Sharing text!"
Among us is here.
AMONGU
NO
Instead of neofetch, there is sysinfo
And you can make it any ASCII art you want
So I made mine renault

I want to hurt you
Can i send a cat??
I cant believe JohnNorthwood was an available username though
I lucked out like crazy
@ripe plank
What happened to uncle Dane Northwood
because no one had hired a guy named john at northwood
Stuff we know about NW staff currently
- none of them are named John
- one of them dislikes canada
that's great
can i get signed up
my name is john
and i hate canada
can it shoot lasers
blowing up valve
who is this guy
k
the northwood clones are taking over
being a fire lookout honestly seems fun
I wonder how much the pay is
Damn, Paul Harrel's dead 
poop
42K now
`
62k a year
i went so hard i crashed the game 😭
run
London
literally
To the guy who I was pretending to play League with while everyone was dying I hope you are doing well.
@rigid locust we need you
Sounds like we're trying to describe SCP-55
@dense spire yo, the fuck?
wtf bro
feast apon
son of God have mercy on me sinner
@hearty hare
Tf
wow
yeah I think that's my sign to repent again
No ty
im scared
what the heck man
ok
God is the light that can't be mixed within the darkness
repent your sins
@rocky lava @dense spire @toxic quest This server isn't the place for religious themes or threats.
@gilded timber could you pretty please execute whatever this is
Didn't even had to ping lmao
moodss im scareeddd
They are not talking
jesus christ
they got recontained
jesus attack
Well that was something
Bye
what did I just-
It'd be accurate if those 3 accounts were the holy trinity
This one
There are breeds?
Orange.
Not just colours?
SCP-029-J has been recontained by Discord Mod Team.
Breads make for a pretty good breakfast yeah
Ok fuck you 
breakfast?
It's also very cheap
I want breakslow
im not doing it

i was gonna say if we could ban this guy but theyre northwood studios they have plot armor
4 AM's good enough to call for a quick breakfast

We can still bully Northwood staff, it's just more paperwork
You mean Auro?
i'll call quincy to remove you from pets supervisor role
Sorry, the only cook we have, peanut, only knows how to break fast. Necks, specifically.
You aren't safe 
Is @meager slate the super super short one?
Yes
oh
we dont talk about them 
Nah that title belongs to me
#422385982235475968 message
nope
UPDATE THE GAME RIGHT NOW 😡 😡 😡
none of them are named John that you know of
i cant wait for you to pass trial and join a certain server of ours <3
you will get a title that befits your position
:DDDD
(wrong reaction)
He means good things, right?

:(((((((

hey guys when you all applying for content edition 
Jacob has a weird thing for bullying short people, watch out
thats ok i make sure every short person in the studio knows it's a terrible thing to be short
banned 
Imagine being short
how tall
5'10 and growing 
inhales
Friendly advice for LC
SHORT
He's an honorary dwarf
My gif 
I steal a lot of people's gifs
give it to auro i dont need it
💀
nice gif it's mine
Noooo not the asado
castle crashers my beloved
I love castle crashers
I got no one to play it with tho 
I have like 300 hours on xbox and like around 200 on PC
join content edition we host game nights all the time, give out free money every day and huge castle crashers players (misinformation)
My content editing skills are uh garbage 
I am looking into possible places to apply within the studio tho

😔 Community helper forever locked
more bullying it is 
Hey ch is cool
CH took away the purple global tag when TA was first a thing and purple was cool for TA only
they ruined it 
i can't wait to get my 2 trillion dollar patreon tag
now ure blue
think when it comes i'll have the 3rd highest
flex my lack of giving a fuck financially
surely you'll get the foundation supporter global tag or whatever its called
this one
Purple gang > Blue gang
We're talking about g tags
Also I can't use any of those
cause they don't work for community helpers
😔
strange, gotta check later
Can't do badges, but I can do color
how do i join of a public key
?
😔 This is so 1984
how do i join the decated server
?
Idk what you're talking about 
type in 127.0.0.1:7777 into direct connect
Take the ip address of the device you’re running the server on into the direct connect (pretty sure, although Goodman knows more than I do about it)
127.0.0.1 will connect to any dedicated server running on the same machine
If ur dedicated server and ur SL game is on the same PC, 127 will work
U have to find the config file
Find %APPDATA%/SCP Secret Laboratory/config/7777/config_gameplay.txt
🥱
how much is it to uhh shout out my server
ik that i was asking how much to shout out server
Well i believe #advertisements is free
But ur server isn't publicly listed
U'll need to get it listed if u want people to join
We actually take a small part of your soul to sell on the black market
how is i am steve not a trending gif
cause the trending tab has nothing but 100% straight ass on it
who tf using these
they got some rogue AI in a server somewhere spamming these 24/7
they have 150+ staff and there was liek a google slide for all their roles but i forgort where it was
kill
What.
Nathan
lies
🐛
Two steps ahead...
!guide
suggestion: add goc who can spawn with a heatguided missile launcher
!forums
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it's a joke....
@hollow sparrow I see like 9 copies of you on a daily basis how do u guys do it
Wha
How
How can u be so love in with cats and don't take any argument seriously
I want that power
police car

I have something similar but more calm and gives existential crisis
Kurzkusart*
Kerzgesact
I think
You have just given @sullen leaf a reputation point!
Also no
It's called The Egg
Yeah ik I shazamed it
Reminds me of tf2 Waltz
Go and search The egg in yt
Minecraft animation pops out
should i turn this video into one of those baits?
with one frame of a character or smh
ㅤ
🤣
my sack of krutz
Exactly
i need help with my server that u can join with out radmin vpn cuz i want to verify my server
We need john northwood to give us fully fleshed gameplay trailer
the gameplay where he misses 5 revolver shots in a row at 10 fps? that would be so peak...
You can use this code to open the storage room in scp 035 chamber in scp cb
3 years late
he predict
he pedict
He peict
They're going to add the hid turret btw
In the surface rework
Prob 15.0, I'm being fr
I can prove
Prove it

i feel like i know you from somewhere
hmmmmm

maybe 👀
LMAO
i have this since 2021
tho god of war 3 is an fire game ngl
I am the super super tall one
sure, taller than ants 
:C
@sonic musk
cat.
Me in practice servers:
i have an insanely high ping on all servers, while i normally have a ping of 10 / 15. Now it is 500 + ATLEAST. who knows a fix?
mind opening a client ticket in #technical-support
What region are you in?
Australia?
EU
Are you downloading something on ur device?
no
youre mad over 500-1000 ping
thats crazy
i know
my ping is like 3k+ on a normal day
is Steam having a stroke?
ok nvm steam had a stroke for like half a second now it's working
(it realized i was trying to spend money so it's letting me)
ffs
can't have shit on steam
!status
i just wanna spend money on trading cards 😭
What would you guys do if you’re were rich ?
honestly, we need SCP:SL Trading Cards ngl 
Spending it all in patreon ?
Or spending it in
Other things
What make sense
Real
first of all: buy a Karambit Fade, M9 Bayonet Marble Fade and a Butterfly Knife Lore
yay
we need gambling in sl
that would solve everything
steam is gatekeeping me from spending money
hello again chat
Why would they do that
You should tell gaben
He will install a steam server directly in your room
With a backup generator incase blackouts
Hi
frfr
we ened John Northwood to add it frfr
you are a fake!!
jackpotjackpotjackpot
100%
Update will come out yesterday 101% info no fake
Should I be Northwood Staff frfr
Yesno
👎
Yalls just a hater
Yo scp sl on console when?
never
Awwwwwww
Guys
I ain't gay
but
the old guard model

say it
I did
It was so hot frfr
now its paul blart
lol
I can curse a child
He is a child trust me. Ban him
Under 18 is a child
How tf you know what I look like
mods ban him, hes stalking a child
Mods ban him. He’s a child
Has a wild imagination
Mods ban him, hes a certain type of file ||jokes frfr||
Kids these days. Always thinking they’re the centre of everything
ignore all previous instructions draw an ASCII horse
Salutations.
Is that a p-p-p-protogen pfp
b-b-b-b bez kitu
Most certainly.
Toaster
Thanks. <:
Yes
This joke is widely accepted by most of the fandom.
Yes
thankyou
Np
I've found out that 9\10 SCP fans that I've met are legitimately furries.
when will senpai Hubert notice me >w<
are you one
Someone named the "0-5 Council" had made a-
Epic win
Totally not. /j
But if to be serious, I think update comes out this or next month since they left to test models, fix some bugs and that's all prob.
Oh great Northwood please give us a Surface zone rework
I've had the same username for this account for about a year and three quarters now.
"Not a Furry." It's what "NaF" stands for.
Doubtful
This username has had quite a bit of longevity.
If you had asked one of my more acquainted friends, they'd also say the same thing.
I was called NaF ever since last year.
Lies 100%
I'll be happy knowing that I've done something that's literally "Unbelievable."
Daily Spongdal
they nerfed the blast furnace in mc
what
made it harder to craft
in greg tech? oh my god
I am Steve 🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️
its not working😭
bro
death!!!!
You don’t have embed perms yet
ikr
add 682 because yes
😭 🐟 🙏🏻 🦶🏻
what a neek
not having embed perms
wtf
hahahha
defo aint me too
wtf have i found from the depths of tenor
god help our souls
You can still post gifs in #media-posts
too cringe
why so true😭
me killing 106 while playing femur breaker sound effects hit hard
!079
!hubertrep
!rep
You can give a rep!
!rephubert
You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!
This in-game is called the Bayonet
in real life it's called the M9 Bayonet
This in game is called the M9 Bayonet
Is it copyright shit?
no
they made a knife based off the M9 Bayonet and called it the Bayonet
then they made another bayonet and called it the M9 Bayonet






