#general-chat
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No
some people in the basement get table scraps
I’m back
not all though
that sounds normal
huge bert
many studios' member working for free here
dear hubert add
to the game and make it pettable
they’re working on upgrading to an amazon warehouse type thing
'^
Can't wait to simply think of the word union and be publicly executed for it
My honest reaction to this information.
!warn 942729574377213962 pinging random peoples
A warning for @zealous leaf has been issued, but I wasn't able to send them a warn message.

Me when I don't think about the rules
Me when I ping Hubert
It's okay people could think you're just being silly with it
Now we know she wasn’t though
You never know
No witnesses
!rep @rancid dome
You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!
imagine not reading rules
Thx!
pacify the beast is wild lol
im crying at this fucking highlighter why is it so small 😭
imagine getting paid 10 cents a year
I thought it was a fucking vape XD
yes i vape 100 times a day and also smoke weed
Pixel highlighter
what vape feels like
I’d rather sniff markers over using a vape any day
i said that yesterday
Based
im lazy to buy it huh
why do you use that now
WHY WOULD YOU
are you stupid
you said that today
I WAS YOUNG YES OF COURSE I WAS STUPID
do not drink the glowstick fluid
why
Common sense is a rare resource in these parts
I was a child
do you mean a xenomorph or
Zenomorphs have acid boood
1853 irl 😭
Pretty sure predators blood glows
It’s been awhile though so I could be wrong
I don't know about them well enough
A fair price to trade for knowledge
All knowledge has a price
Watch FISH! and millions of other TF2 videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
Yeah I knew that thought he may have just gotten it confused but nope
The person who figured out lead tastes sweet payed the ultimate price
What about mercury
Not sure
i mean
Welp someone's gotta do it
Nose goes
they used to make plates and stuff out of mercury didn’t they
Lead and uranium paint
Mmmm uranium
scp 3999 cant believe i forgot this
One bar sets you for life
also just straight lead iirc
LITERALLY
am i good at the fish
i feel like common sense would dictate that using these two materials was not a good idea
No
They didn’t know that
We didn't know about radiation when it was in fashion
like you don’t need modern scientific knowledge to understand that
ohhh
i thought we did mb
We used to put lead in everything
Uranium provides a wonderful orange color too soooooo
Including shit like plates
gtg
Seeya around
Mmmmm we must farm them
There is plastic in my blood
Real
Kids these days have plastic in their blood and not lead
We fucking getting turned into toys
That gif goes hard
ello
I am crazy
Crazy?
Still unpingable, change your name
I was crazy once.
I swear to god
!wran @fallow kite unpingable name
@orchid kraken has wranned a.guy.disguised Reason: unpingable name
Wdym?
Youre turning into a marketable pushie first
They locked me in a room.
A rubber room.
A rubber room with rats.
And rats make me crazy.
Just click on me name it easy af
Anyways
@fallow kite
You get used to it after awhile
@fallow kite so unpingable man, change your name or im calling discord manager
Terran got the experience
Can you ping me?
Hew does one dont get the saracssm😭
@fallow kite
It's not that bad
Oh so hard
OH NOOOOOOOOOO
ngl, it does look pretty cute tho
Cus im brain dead and having a migraine
I pinged bro several times and yet bro thinks im being srs😭
Someone end his suffering
Always the excuses
Yej
Im autistic
14.00 version scp is done !!!!!
YAYYYYYYY
i am playng right now
ITS FAKE!!
I KNEW they looked familiar
i have screen shots fro mthe patreon
Bro wants to be banned
Fake news be like:
WTF WAS THAT
Why is minion hanging with ass
WHO HANGED THE MINION
Why spongebob having sex bro
Bro
NOOOOOOOO
Yes thats new version
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
hey chat what should i get for lunch
Noooooo
@rancid dome oh moderator
(I'm assuming they aren't lying I am NOT checking that cause I'm in class)
Human.
Poor auro
Sandwich with bacon
@rancid dome
auro is rich
Click the first one it is so fucking funny
wym
!wran @fallow kite dumbass
@fallow kite has wranned a.guy.disguised Reason: dumbass
Grilled cheese
Huh
?
How you warn yourself
Idk
OH FFS I went to do VS task for 10 SECONDS 😭
pain timing
XD
Lmao
Happens to worst of us
Monitor 24/7
!wran @fringe cedar he doesn't know, kill him
@rocky adder has wranned fatefulacorn83 Reason: he doesn't know, kill him
XD
(genuinely just type !\wran then ping and whatever)
@fringe cedar has wranned cassettequeen Reason: prepare to be abused
Do not phrase it like that ever again
I havent been warnes here since 2023
That sounds very wrong yeah
What'd you do?
I did crime
I meant like admin abuse but yeah that sounds VERY wrong
IS THAT A THREAT
Noooooooo……….
Transphobia, racism and troll
Got me muted then after months i appealed now im here
Ban him again
Yeah, this guy on my VS mail is not getting a reply 😭
tempting, what kind of sandwich
Ah yeah that'll do it
!wran @fringe cedar wranned lol
@untold wyvern has wranned fatefulacorn83 Reason: wranned lol
Me better person
Me noxplis
Not fully sure I'm just thinking about bacon. Honestly could do a BLT
I mean seeing as you're here and haven't been a dick to me or, from what I've seen, anyone else, I say you're good
I think i was retarded to you back then
Might've been
Real
I wouldn't remember but I know I've had a handful of people be rude to me cause I'm trans
Just kidnap them
We should publicly execute them
And make them apologize
That works too
For real
I’ll get the guillotine
You know you just easily steal them from streets then put in basement and make them beg
Speaking from experience
public execution
That how Hubert gets devs
this guy knows too much
execute him
force him to make a fully custom scp sl map
no mods to help him
he has
to make it from scratch
Idk about you, but as a mod, I wouldn't help anyone with making a custom map
(I have no experience, also not our job)
except designing, maybe.
Mad
I know this one
Who does want help?
Ok, good to know.
That sentence sounds so bad

yes
Probably
Thx for the ping btw
What ping
Idk man
That's a fucking vencord plugin god
what device am i on rn
None, you're offline
That has nothing to do with me being @'d
Can the surface rework be dust2
Am I doing good or bad? 🥺
Why's your discord fucking japanese
Person named Japanese:
god no
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
Don't you guys work 7/24?
It's berthub
huh?
Based plugin
What does this do?
Ready to softly kill my pain
Ready to slightly lose my brain
Ready to softly kill my pain
Ready to slightly go insane
And while I'm dreamin'
Still hear you screamin'
Why can't we sleep always?
I'm so relentless
But nothing's endless
Why can't we sleep always?
can yall describe whats in that image it isnt loading for me
Just the server name and the member count
Something so simple to have yet Discord doesn't add
Probably a good thing tbh, it might have made mobile 1000x times buggier with just a few more lines of code
whats the plugin for showing devices
one moment
discord introduces: MEMBER COUNT locked behind nitro
That's discord
(if they did introduce that)
PlatformIndicator
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
!maid
5min cooldown
i wonder how many basic features discord will add to nitro
At least 1000000 other features
:)
pretty nice
Yeah, it looks nice
Nooo
Also changes color depending on the status

im gonna do what that one user did
Discord is money stealer
Hello
I did not ping you once don't worry 
and pay for 1 month and dont pay for the rest
clean up the floors
kill you
You're going on the list buddy
!maid
pluh
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.

Really? Shit
Damn
Damn this existed?
Uh its same everywhere
prime and netflix combined cost less than that
It's just me .. I pay fricking 30 euros
you must pay for nitro to post files that are more than 10 mb
@meager slate you should not clean the floors you already did great job
W comment.
l comment
It appears we have a little disagreement
Discord drama 
enshittification's at it again
what are you even supposed to send with just 10 megabytes
Popcorn vids
Images
Compressed audio files 😔
...
which are still unplayable on mobile in-app
Real
I hate that part SO much
"I cant listen to it RN, will do when I get on PC"
Just forgets minutes later
new nitro feature
Hater
istg if that's a steamhappy....
(It is)
Bad news
Dude's seen so much he can just tell from the yellow blurry blob
They want MONEY
if someone shows me yellow my mind goes steamhappy
human recognition at it's finest
That looks like Pou XDD
When was the last time Hubert wrote smth in this dis
The other day
this is for patreons right
Noemi should we get textures on primitives?
Primitive rights
yes but theres no beta.
Than give us textures and we won't use 10 primitives on {bad_word} 1 wall
Me? Give yous textures?
Thes beta yes but no
What am I, game designer?
Gimme!!!
I guess now you are
thats a lotta tech support tickets
Yeah...
Bobby don't use vencord
There is a reason why you don't see channels
bobby cant live without vencord
It’s very sigma to see that there are millions of tickets
You will explode in 7 days!
Oh
im bobby northwood so i need to see the channels
XD
Yes they are because discord has limitations on features
I was about to google what was 'foated' lmao
Lol
Like Devs can do whatever they want discord has to worry about people not liking something
But yeah, Bobby now prob knows why people likes to complain about waiting for 'so long' with no response
said 'so long' being a minute and pinging someone in there
XD
why was i in france 24 days ago
Just make automod removing every message that contains @
Baguette
Ah yes, removing the fundamental feature of Discord
Did you visit Yamato?
any good plugins i can use?
Brilliant idea
idrk any
Only in ticket category
i use fake nitro
🤝
sometimes it works
No you don't
Fake nitro uses you!
i dont use fake nitro
That's a sticker, no?
sticker
Sticker turned to gif
Yeah
imma go now
at least they work
Same here actually,
23:45 (nice) and I still haven't taken my before bed shower
ikr, cannot imagine being this weak :(
No just go to better timezone
You need to run from the night!
Nuh uh
NW will not update for 3 more years
dear northwood
add another scp to the game
Yeah 3114
Or I'll come to your studio
-saskyc
scp 457 would be a good addition
e
Many people would agree
I bet even partners
Explain to me why
Explain to me why not?
it doesnt work like that bro
Balance is important, if we add SCPs without thinking about it we’ll end up with a situation like 3114 but worse
I like the idea of balance = l
Y’all talk about wanting 3114 back but strangle is one of the most busted abilities and that alone makes me say that 3114 cannot be added back in his current state
Then go play on brights
New SCP new content more fun
Man
And after these new SCPs we will get hit with "this game got trashed with that many scps"
If you could fight back somehow when alone it would be alright
But you know what with you won't be trashed?
Hell yeah!
Adding textures to primitives
Do you not understand my point then
We have to do proper quality assurance, double checking things, working to make sure balance and interactions are done right
This game isn’t built to just have more SCPs chucked in without thought right now man
Eh whatever add uhhh
3001
Didn't you mean 3008?
No?
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRAPPING HIM
We should eat some frogs
"Oh I wonder what that one is... Hey that's just another 106 backstory!"
Kinda yeah
For a roblox game it’s pretty good I think
Yeah tried playing 3008, it was just me wondering around failing to find anything for 10 minutes
SCP Secret Ikea
There's not much to do
More than anything I just kinda think of 3001 in SL as a reason to just toss someone out of the map and say it’s an SCP lol
Lmao
Yeah, but for roblox I think it’s done well, I’d like to see more done though
Add SCP-666.5-J and make it consumable to gain tantrum for humans
I mean for Roblox is pretty good yeah
There's actually quite a bit of Scp games on roblox
Add new maps
And people!!
Add new SL
Just do SL 2
add new community!!
What I find interesting is how a lot of the SL Roblox clones actually addressed and solve issues in SL
It is interesting to see that stuff
Yeah but it's 10x easier to fix smth on Roblox than a game it seft
Yep
Yeah not denying that
Rn the biggest problems imo are
- guard gameplay
- zones being repetitive
- there's no horror no more
Idk about you but I’ve had a few times where I’ve almost had a heart attack
Same lol
Dog?
I’m a jumpy person though
No
Well not everytime
I’ve had a player once make my heart actually jump
xD
I had to clutch my chest
Dude the amount of times I’ve jumped when I go through a door as 106 and someone’s actually there
I got scared because a peanut flew out of 914
Real
Fucking Lars scared me so bad
Bro I opened up a gate and was greeted by a CI right up against my face gunning me down
Like I’ve had many moments where I’m scared shitless
Yeah but average you get scared once twice? every round
I mean that’s enough for me
Once killed a guy so fast that when he pressed m1 to start shooting it sent him to another player to spectate lol
Lemme see if I can get that clip from his perspective
Lmao
The ci one the other guy was recording so I got to see his perspective of me getting a heart attack
Could barely hear my gasp XD
I once killed a guy so fast the cops still haven’t realized he’s been missing
💀
Cause it’s seen as a funny word
Plus nobody usually takes any offense despite its very derogatory meaning 🤓
just report them to staff
Just don’t say it in a server tho cause it’s kickable
Most servers got rules against that stuff
Na I don’t say it in game
Like I said it’s against most server rules
So if mods are in there no more server for you
In game is crazy 💀
Fr
Man im sorry but
I got homies that say it all the time
Growing up around these dudes took me down a dark path
It’s been said so many times I hear it on a daily basis
It’s still technically one of the worst words you can say
That’s not a justification to say it
💀
I’m Hispanic so I technically can’t even say it
Wtf has this chat turned into
What if
Maybe we should try and change topics
Bet
grow up
Hopefully it will be peak
they're adding 173 to secret lab
Wrong they’re removing him
🗣️
🤦🏽♂️
are you the old norm
I was about to say I'm neither but I am racist so you may be correct
They’re replacing 173 with 457
im the old norm, i want normal scp:sl!
You aren't normal my friend.
Nobody is, that’s the price of becoming a discordian
💀
what prompted this crashout
Tbh idk
He is intellectually superior to all of us
Bro
he sent one message 😭
Okay then
Did you really just try to hit him with that shitty high school movie speech
are you a sigma
Are you a sigma?
fxduke do you fw skibidi toilet
or Normal.
“Guys the coach is right, we need to give it our all!”
Gang war
I think you’re chronically online dude
Lmao
aight dont feed the troll people
Crazy
Sounds like no one uses the report tool on that server.
"no because thats how its meant to be"
No???
Bait used to be believable
.

can we stab this guy
i serch italian pepole to administrate in my server
LMAO
Who was that....
I wanna pay my teacher 20 bucks to go and yell out “BAKA!” In the middle of the cafeteria rn
blud yoinked out of existence
Where...... am i
He was here.... I swear he was here..................
Who?
Come one I was enjoying that

I ate Italy
And I don’t mean hate
I mean ATE
you ate spaghetti
congratulations
Y’all need to take yalls meds more often
The asylum welcomes all
I love spaghetti
Nah
abbastanza bene
they ended with two periods here they should just hire me on the spot
💀
guys does patreon give you reverse slot, if yes what lvl ?
you have to donate on their servers.
i play the #EU 2
Northwood Official?
yes
!nwofficials
thanks


It's Tino
It's True
Lmao


community helper
That's what's up
when i throw an grenade elevator
I love mtking my teammates!
Would’ve been better than whatever tf we got
😔 I can't report @urban ice
💀
😔 A sad day
Just spam ping Hubert or HR 

guess who has admin on this server too
Wow man, be careful! You don't wanna get us both muted again!
this one won’t send me to hell for muting you
jokes on you, it works!
💀
Pickles looks like a g
Pickles on top
💪
!hubertrep
Hot take but i would 100% get rid of the scp team chat if we could get back scp to human proximity chat for even one scp
That shit was SO fun
!leak
Scp:sl movie made
Hubert mozska: I am SCP.
Bruh did they remove the music from iTunes
That's a rip off from the SCP:CB movie where D-9341 says at the end "I guess I really am an SCP breaching containment."
wow, I logged into SСP sl after half a year, joined the server, after 3 minutes they gave a global block to the guy for cheats, although I literally just logged in without anything, what the hell
!banappeal
📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
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thx
Erm
Guys, how do I install exiled and plugins on my SCP: SL server?
Join their discord server
gud
My favorite part of the Minecraft movie was when Steve said: "You we're supposed to be a Hero, Brine!"
And he said: "Herobrine... I like that name.."
the part where steve visited a house he didnt build was so scary
Gulp
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
i can swear something is off with the wheel i cant tell what
Deez nuts
Im suspiciously gaining subs on yt
Kinda weird that my stats are decreasing like views and hours watch but subs are going up
Just got +5 in 4 hours and its suspicious
least unoriginal sl player
Dude, the collab
How fast did you forget
Forgor about it but also i dont think out of 20 animators they'd choose especially me
I gained like two subs from it
I got 5😭
I mean its kinda good count
Went from 302 to 307 today
All time 4 people unsubbed me
me uploading random bullshit and somehow having 312
Me uploading
Me
M
that moment when bro is online but won't answer DMs
that moment when patience
that moment when
@junior jasper
I hate it
That's why I don't play SL
Or it might be because I don't have time :(
First person to give me a rep gets a meme that memed the meme of memes
I'm tired.boss
!Rep @pearl anvil
Oh shit how does it work
range strike this man
You need to wait 11 hours, 50 minutes, 13 seconds until you can give reputation again!
!rep @pearl anvil
You have just given @pearl anvil a reputation point!
Ah okay
!rep @shut carbon
You have just given @shut carbon a reputation point!
That's doors, right?
yea it’s doors floor 4
now you have full permission to absolutely detonate his PDG
I hate automod
MINIGAAAMMEEE
voices of the void moment
the back door being 29 😭
? I've only played Doors once
Pandemonium door 30 strat
no this is a game similar to doors called pressure
is it multiplayer
yes
You need to play it with a group, it's amazing.
I have a few videos on it posted to my channel (not advertising don't airstrike me)
I would say it’s better than doors floor 1
but floor 2 is better than pressure
Epic
pressure has huge update potential tho
I prefer pressure over doors floor 2, it's just a preference thing.
wait are they adding a new area to scpsl or something what did i miss-
It's amazing how diverse the entities are in pressure
Doors floor 2 did add a lot, but I'm more of a sci-fi SCP facility look guy
Doors’s hotel feels a little inconsistent
They are remaking heavy containment
OH thats the new heavy?
sometimes it feels like a big 17-1800s mansion. sometimes it feels like a shitty 1930-40s hotel
thats gonna be pretty interesting to play on
im prolly gonna miss the old heavy but new one is probably better
I won’t miss old heavy it’s ass
they’ve got boxes too
it won’t look the same
and they have that one fence hallway
I hope micro looks good
yeah but its still the og heavy containment
lemme think
the only special rooms we havent seen is
096
micro
oh
nuke and 049’s area
Can't wait to run enduring and spirit furry on 049 
!rep @untold wyvern
You have just given @untold wyvern a reputation point!
i feel like 096 just be the same chamber in the new style
or it could be like 106
and be amazing
We have seen Micro, it's in an older Patreon post
That’s was the first version though wasnt it?
173 and 106 getting stunned by a wooden pallet falling on it
Yes, it is an older version
I don’t think it’s changed much
Hope for the best prepare for the worst
Thanks autocorrect for having CHANGEF
i need help i load into a game and my screen is black i can see the "hold v for push to talk button" come up yet can see any actually gamplay
I would recommend taking a look at #technical-support if you haven't already!
thx
tbh what's the oldest stable version of SL
If u check the properties for SL on Steam, u can find a beta version called oldest version of SL published on steam

New pfp, cool
Weak

I was wondering why I didnt get the pings anymore
!rep @amber ether
You can't give a rep to yourself!

!rep @amber ether
You have just given @amber ether a reputation point!
!rep @amber ether
You have just given @amber ether a reputation point!

You can trade them for HubertCoinsTm
And you know what you can do with Hubert Coins TM?

!hom
homhomhomhomhom
homhom
!hom
homhomhomhomhom
random ass command
I... am Steve...
Why is my phone
Why is your phone
Why is phone
super excited for the minecraft movie
im surprised youre the only person i saw excited for that movie
I really wanna attend a CS2 Major
The next major is in Shanghai and there's no way i'm going to China so i guess i'll have to look for the BLAST.tv major in Austin
Minecraft movie will suck complete ass and im still gonna pay to watch it with all my friends
I'd rather pay for a ticket to the CS2 Major
jack black as steve gives me “so bad it’s good” vibes
096 chamber is actual in the part of the acroamatic abatement room at the bottom so hes stuck there for the entire round
I think they should leave 096 in a constant pit of fire
If he survives a whole ass mag from a P90, he can survive a fire pit
hi
p90 isn't in scp sl and never was
i think this is the mandela effect
so... uncanny
I miss the p90
in the SCP 096 recontainment mission goofy
BOO
I drew that guys :3
SCARY STUFF RIGHT HERE!
guys don't listen to him notice how the poly count is so low
that because gun is FAKE
You can't hide from your past
well where is the nades
ha checkmate LIBERAL
ok show me the revolver 
LIBTARD OWNED ANOTHER ONE FOR BIG NORTHWOOD
I guess theres the USP.
shh scp sl didn't exist before parabelamem
its a hoax
Pre-parabellum > post-parabellum
@strange niche
Which custom hud is that
Is there Auto reload in this game
There isn't auto reload in scpsl





