#general-chat
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Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
erm actually im the best sientest, nobody can match my epic sientes leanring skillzs
what
fun fact: men have atleast two heads
this is because "men" is the plural form of "man" which implies two or more
and a man can only have 1 head
so 2 or more men with 1 head = atleast two heads
I like men
It’s not gay
That’s a nice gun, you got a license to own it Californian?
What’re we talking about gamers
Hey I was banned like 2 years ago for no reason and just learned about this discord. Can I get help to topple this ban; I genuinely don't know why I got it even.
!banappeal
📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
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Thank you
erm actually, why is no one talking to me im superior and need attention
Keep memes to #meme-zone
Heartbreaking: worst role you know makes a valid point
mfw the chaos locks the freshly enraged 096 in a gate:
(he doesnt know that im about to open it and slaughter him)
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
I hope they rework surface
Fun police!
Fun police!
Happy New years
Did I send it twice because of my internet?
Brrrr
Sorry
it's s discord bug
I see
Helo
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
XDD
!rep @tough tapir
You can give a rep!
Fuck
Wah
(Never Happening)
It'll happen by the time GTA 7 comes out
No it has a confirmed release date
Its coming out during the heat death of the universe
Ohh nice
Sounds good to me
Arthur did you ever hit a woman?
Too soon to be real
Yea im worried they're rushing it
It'll be done by the time hitler comes back
They already made a movie about it!!!!
Fr
Er ist wieder da?
I cant tell if this is part of the bit because I'd love to see a movie like that
They already done it
Er ists wieder da
Not sure what it's called but i know it's in german
Probably that
Pretty good movie
I've just seen clips of it haven't actually watched kt
Where can I watch it
Was it the one where he makes a news outlet or something else
Regional thing search the internet and find out
Yeah, he tries to make propaganda thru the tv etc
Yeah ok I've seen that one
Why the fuck is SCP:SL Wikipedia German?
Ages ago though
Are you from Germany?
No
Just change the link to en.wikipedia
Or just go back to google
Google says I can watch it on Prime
Then watch it from prime or jus watch it from a website doesn't matter tbh
If you have prime you can watch it there or just sail the seas
The en version is referred to containment breach XDD
Just don't click on any ads on those websites...
Fr
German = SCP:SL 
English = Containment Breach 

Fym
I'm aware 
I meant official Wikipedia
Oh
There is only a German page about SCP:SL not in any other language
Well Germans love SCP SL I know it.
There is but only in Doutch
These mfs
English!!!
Love germans
You can drink alcohol at 16
Yes we need to make another language
The fuck?
Polish people do too
Sadly not in aus
Yea
Yeah not in Czech too
Where are you from tho
Czechia
ngl this heavy rework is gonna be fire
Yeah cant wait
Rel
Half life roleplay
sl got heavy update earlier than tf2
It will not be yoinked containment breach assets 
TF2 got update? Tf
Gotta load up my Barney calhoun soundpaf
Half life secret laboratory
its either gonna make people hate the game because of dog hiding spots or they'll love it
Mtf gotta be civil protection voicelines
Pick up this can
erm, acksually black mesa is a secret lab 
Hey it's me Barney from Black Mesa
About that beer I owed ya
!wran @wicked spade 🤓
Lmao also true
@junior jasper has wranned sonukyildiz Reason: 🤓
Lmao that's a thing
Yea
Didn't even know
You can wran people
!wran @junior jasper um actually
@mellow bone has wranned saskyc Reason: um actually
!wran @junior jasper being weird
Wild
Brrr
Ain't working w me
There is cooldown
I don't know how long tho
Czech
🗣️
Czech
Yeah
Imagine if they added death noises and they also added shit where voices echo through the facility and you hear some poor guard screaming in the distance 
It's spoken like check though right
That would be cool asfck
Imagine if they would port to source engine
!wran @tame pendant wran fail
@wicked spade has wranned matee39 Reason: wran fail
XD
Nooooo!!!!!
It would be scary as fuck too. Specially as a D-Class
Ok I goung
That's almost impossible to do
I'm aware... just a thought
Yeah
Bye
Have a great day
There's Steam Audio thing but it's really heavy
Js use soundpad 😃
No clue what that is
You're so clueless
Please understand that Steam Audio is based on physical principles, if you build a physically inaccurate or unlikely scene it will sound strange. This scene I built is by no means perfect (and is really acoustically ugly), this video is simply meant to demonstrate some of the potential this software has. Wait for a professional to make a truly r...
I indeed am
Basically voice go and audio yoink brrrr give to players
I'm assuming you cant use it at the moment?
I am 
No it's not
Wdym?
There is a few more steps but that is how every audio thingy works
Where can I turn it on
Steam Audio is a spatializer engine, it uses rays to determine room's reverb and chorus and echo, it's actively developed since the beginning of half life
Nerd
🤓
Okay I see
So basically in the way my braincell is is processing this is that it's not usable
Yes because SL doesn't use it
ChatGPT say this but like cave man
Steam Audio big sound tool. It use light rays to find room echo, make sound bounce and boom. It grow strong since Half-Life start.
Big Blahaj
Ohhhh ok
And how much does it cost?
Should I? It's about 18 US bucks for me (but still very expensive)
Don't
sharks are fucking cool either way
Get a bigger one instead
Yea
Get a real one
Fr
That obe is already pretty big lol
It's about 1 meter head to tail
Need bigger!!
!wran @rancid dome being a Blåhaj fan
@tame pendant has wranned noemi_ Reason: being a Blåhaj fan
Jokes on you, I'm not
Eeh, if you really want it
I've never had a plush
If you want to support my countrys gdp then sure buy it.

I didnt buy it
That's nothing lol
It is for me lol
Are you in Indonesia or something?
For that price, I could have 23 school meals
Thailand
That's way better...
School meals are a little overpriced in Germany
They are not even that good
Oof
You pay like 20€ every week
EU has a pretty strong economy though so I guess it makes sense it's a bit expensive
That's actually pretty close to my allowance for a week
Europe is dead
Fun Fact: There are 3 Blahaj entries on the SCP wiki
What
hii noemi
Hiya axxoriel

Yum, sea bunnies
Boil them, mash them, put them in a stew
Boo, Apollyn was cooler
word
out of all cute creatures, why sea bunny?
yummers
kittens are cuter
I wonder if anyway actually looks in #partner-streams and then actually watches someone from in there

“i cant wait to spawn as an mtf or chaos!”
the grenade/pink candy in question:
bobby

i dont speak emoji
Escapegoat
🔫 
stop using emoji language
Dont be racist
i dont understand
He must be egipcian
blue guy shoot green guy
Typing in hieroglyphics

❌
☮️
🙏
hollow explosion
boom!
@untold wyvern hello bobby northwood from northwood studios
why so pingious
🧙🪄 me 🗣️ in 
Sometimes I think it's funny
Suicide attacks
i read english dictionary
evil jonkler cart
i need micro HID
earn it

earn it

dear john northwood
i have been a good boy all year
and all i ask for
is image perms
its not january yet
me when i lie
Misinformation :p
what level
10
after seeing your avatar, no
pluh
Based Nathan, as always
nathan is such a nice guy
Should probably have it favorited now then xD
misinformation, demoting you 10 levels down
:(
look
My honor has been tarnished
He's just spicing it up
we need more people like him
Adding in some challenge factor
i would be lvl 2 by now
Competitive discord levels lol
what
discord is now russia
instead of blocking youtube they make it so its 10 mb upload size max
Must get that nitro money as much as possible

I got free nitro for one month, forgot to cancel my subscription for the next month
I don't use Discord very often, so I don't have Nitro.
most paid northwood employee
I think opening a sponsorship is more appropriate than this
that's the oldest trick in the book lol
patreon
Yea probably how they make most of their money
servers down?
That's your problem honestly.. I pay 30 euros monthly and I still don't forget
Yea it is
A bit expensive
i eat bread with water
Just took it right now
i finally found someone thats lower than me
bruh i just joined just to see if anyone had information on the servers on scpsl
should i start doing that
cant connect to them
i think they up
Nuh uh

Unless you activate the three emergency generators
the scps will get to you before you can do that
yet
but If there are many people, it may not be

Have I really turned into a zombie?
this server should have a dont break the chain chat
Yes
Turn on the nuke bomb
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
!maid

y u bully him/her/it/idk at this point
you have violated the law
im not rping
or to be a zombie
you criminal
oops
you have disobeyed lord hubert and lord matthew walnut
Bc he's a maid
Isn't Auro a she?
that's what im saying, it's extremely confusing to keep the track
blud has wamen in their pfp, has she in pronouns but everyone is calling as him
were getting d dossed lads
!status
But now I have finished the course
its probably steam api having issues as usual
I need to do other things.
I did it wrong
!warn @tame pendant 0 very smelly
And my phone is out of battery.
Were u about to wran the head moderator?

Yuup
That's a creative way of self termination
-50 levels
);
No gf reveal pls
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
is this the official scp sl server?
ok
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
this is getting old, even i, a staunch auro h8r(?) got bored
Auro is nice, I don't hate him
stabbing someone for saying "sonuk is a master at getting stabbed" is not nice
welcome to the british experience 
It would have been easier to say hater instead of h8r(?)
i like to make things harder for me 
Masochist
Yuckers
why am i the only one going the correct way when someone says Rush B on Vertigo
like istg someone says 'Rush B' and they all go mid
shit does NOT go wild

be me and wake up to find my lab has a leak/ shut down today
no work for me today
Meth lab
no
there is a part of me that hates breaking bad because everytime I say chemistry/lab they always think meth
Cover Up for meth
95% of chemistry jokes are about breaking bad
which is sad
especially for the most boring synthesis in chemistry basically
jokes not jobs
ffs
💀
Guys @acoustic moat 's profile is a plague doctor plushie
049 plushie maybe?
cant wait
More like 049 rework
If the facility have to dispose of waste then
They have to dispose of zombie corpses
Right guys
I’m right
I don't think u can just ping them
@somber raptor I got the feeling today is the day of a rank up
Yeah... I don't know why randoms just love pinging staffs lol
Yes
But it never happens
They don't give 049 bodies anymore
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
There's literally a command dedicated it
Oh, you meant as in that lol
Yea
Auro's fine with the bullying so it makes sense people ping and make fun of them :)
he is the punching bag of server
Anyway i just added to the kill list
C.A.S.S.I.E. is an automatic service system that is used for the management and mitigation of emergencies that occur in Site-02.
or has been
Is Auro a he or she?
she
I still don't know
A human
def a she
Ah ok
!cassie
C. A. S. S. I. E.Central Autonomic Service System for Internal EmergenciesBACKSTORY, LORE AND TECHNICAL CLARIFICATION Internal emergencies - what are they? ‘Internal Emergencies’; referring to all activities requiring immediate personnel evacuation, such as containment breaches, fire ...
dont let them tell you otherwise
!wran @snow umbra stop yapping
@tame pendant has wranned CASSIE Reason: stop yapping
We can wran @snow umbra ?
we can also transfer all money to cassie
as well
NO
we cannot rep them tho
Do you like oranges?
!wran @polar spade fuck yeah
@tame pendant has wranned goodman_the_user Reason: fuck yeah
!rep @snow umbra
You can't give a rep to a bot!
told you
I have been wranned. My life is over
I tired
Eat fish
Should I wran Hubert?
Try AtLeast
Sad ):
Ok
I have the flip ready as well
I'm gonna eat watermelon
BITTE BITTE BITTE NOCH EIN BISSCHEN MEHR
Ok
Speak English bruv
This song goes fucking hard
what about upside down talk
(╯°□°)╯︵ 7+┴Wפ || _ᴉɯǝoN
!wran @rancid dome stop being mean.
@tame pendant has wranned noemi_ Reason: stop being mean.
Am I officially banned from SCP SL?
ya
Same
Fym same
Did u just wran a mod?
No sir.. ): I didn't
Remember the last time u tried that
Shit ): 🥲
Aye wtf
Blackmail
Is that an actual warn or just a meme?
Dw, I was totally not gonna do anything
!wran @fallow kite Asking too many questions
@polar spade has wranned a.guy.disguised Reason: Asking too many questions
A warn
Ok
You'll get perma when you get 3 of them
WRANNED!!
Trust
!wran @fallow kite he acting stupid
@fallow kite has wranned a.guy.disguised Reason: he acting stupid
!wran @fallow kite unpingable name
The mod team is deciding if they should ban me or not );
That is actually very true!
Then how tf you pinging me?
I cannot wait until they take away your bot permissions or xp ban you
that would be funny
Make me mod then, i will warn everyone
@fallow kite time to change name
Its really not that hard to ping u
Free fire now?
Fr? Do they take your bot perms for something like that?
Even with a unconventional username
New janitor class
User ID exists
nice that when they recently sent a message, it ends up on @ list
!wran @fallow kite idk
@fallow kite has wranned a.guy.disguised Reason: idk
bonk will do it at times if he hates you
so ya
Who's bonk tf
Rare discord W
Actually mythic rarity
!wran @tame pendant not original enough go fuck yourself mate
@tame pendant has wranned matee39 Reason: not original enough go fuck yourself mate
When tf did I say I'm unpingable
Yesterday i ranked up on Office
Why does he play on office
Cuz it's funmy
Modern music lyrics:
Office is the funniest map
Only map where i can grab Revolver and Shotgun and still win
Oh yeah, you definitely love playing on Office back in GO
Only map where i regularly get Zeus and Knife kills
Btw did u know i have the Zeus Skin
You already mentioned it I'm pretty sure
What about Mirage?
When it was literally an HvH server
It easy as fuck to ping me
@fallow kite
(+)
@fallow kite
Yej it easy
!rep @tame pendant
You can't give a rep to yourself!
that is not really easy to ping you
Gfy
tbch
!rep @fossil rover
You have just given @fossil rover a reputation point!
This kinda weird
TF why is someone called Hitler still there
Negative
Bro I don't want to ping em
hello
Sup
I hate this
please go away
I love it
No i will stay
please go away
No i will stay
I mean what's up
i dont like minors
dudebro is immune to the curse of youtube
dudebro99
Amungus
🔥
oh. It is time penny #bot-commands message @brazen shuttle
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
Hf
🐦
Oh @tough tapir, It's time to clean the floors.
- Overplayed
- I'd rather play Inferno or Nuke
I kinda liked it
Then again I was new to cs and stopped playing 3 months later
!wran @fallow kite Asian
@fallow kite has wranned a.guy.disguised Reason: Asian
I kinda like this
Ninja go is ass rn
wair
Penny wise?
if u like femboys that look like women, are u gay
nah @brazen shuttle
Thanks
I was thirsty
Okay
to the pd
maybe
Please don't nword bait
you def going to get banned
Lucid Zeus this guy in real life
or warned
Zeus him in real life
Wdym by bait?
bait means bait
like fish bait
L
Embed fail
Acting like or implying it you might say it without actually doing so
Ohh ok
you would have a field day dealing with that in 2018
tbch
The meme channel is dead rn
2018 was a rough time for this server from what I've seen
Mangos
I've been playing for a year, this is my map tierlist:
- Dust II
- Overpass
- Office
- Inferno
- Thera
- Anubis
- Nuke
- Pool Day
- Mirage
- Vertigo
- Mills
- Italy
- Memento
- Shoots
- Baggage
- Ancient
- Assembly
You get embed permissions at level 10
Fr
mods is saying ky s bannable
banned
i wana say it to some distinguished gentlemen
Timelessmaid
emperor is calling you wannable maid
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
feet is involved
People are very smart:
- asks if a certain word is banned
- says the word while asking
ye how else am i suppose to ask 💀
Oh @tough tapir, It's time to clean the floors.
nah
yah
gay
That's usually dependant on the context, filter bypass is though
!stab @fallow kite n-word bait
TheMaidOne26
It's time to clean
what if i meant kiss urself
Emperor is waiting for your service
that is your job
Are u on mobile?
sweep sweep
how do you kiss yourself
get to it
I think it's obvious to both of us what you really meant 
No, why?
NOT THE WORDS IN THAT GIF
U gotta step up ur typing speed
He definitely on mobile
I don't think it's that slow, I just kinda consider what I want to say before I answer lol
That and dyslexia
Oh
and aids
Then you're excused 
My top typing speed is 110WPM
ye and im superman
you forgot outdated machine that I still have den quotes https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/739461098377314427/878469759967068160/unknown.png?ex=66da6cb7&is=66d91b37&hm=dc1692a01b22a0741c0c133a45da5efdf6804f5549258c7c0b68e4e6a9ef8fed&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
Imma finish my meal then imma show you a video
If u don't believe me
That's really good
does glenn leroi even post anymore
nah
what is it
Someone should try bringing a metal detector thru airport security and see the dude's reaction when he detects it with the metal detector
https://youtube.com/shorts/I1vI47xwyhM?si=8mVZjVr3BH7V2Wql shit like this
Curse ye
as someone that used to do that
they will be annoyed
Hm?
come on now #general-chat message
Exposed!!!!
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
@snow umbra
Opinion on Chaos?
No
?wran @cinder sapphire nuh ub
Fuck
!wran
?wran @meager slate being feminine
!wran @cinder sapphire nuh uh
@junior jasper has wranned thetimelessone26 Reason: nuh uh
XD
I put ? Instead of !
you little....
Fr
shit
why are all players freezing if more then 7 players are alive? my setup is good enough
They're freezing ig
DDOS?
I'm used to using w!m to bully people
Because most other servers use wick
Never used wick
@gilded timber Hey buddy! It looks like you have enough money in your bank account according to our information, how about you buy our new Play station 5 Turret from Cave Johnson
!wran @queen dove you mf
@junior jasper has wranned elektryk_andrzej Reason: you mf
okay
the fuck
I would recommend opening a ticket with the tech support team in #technical-support, they will be able to help you better than we can
dms are open if you want a good quote from auro
Do it already
Jokes on you I got a PS5 on launch
Or just watch the indian tutorials
They will fix it
why are all players freezing if more then 7 players are alive? my setup is good enough
Oke
you caused this auro
Watch the indian low budget tutorials
Sadly I think this game is still a little niche for Indian tutorials
there aren#t any
Ya better pray game wont be tiktokfies
!wran @junior jasper test
@junior jasper has wranned saskyc Reason: test
XDD
how?
He who didst bestow all those powers upon Saskyc shall verily be made to reckon with the consequences.
Apologies, I forgot to link the channel 
You can open a ticket in #technical-support
I cannot post it here
maybe say that in a roblox discord server?
Yeah, not that.
sounds like a scam anyway
ya
It is, don't worry. Disposal is very soon™️
i would fall for that
i dont get it why are people obsessed with gabriel ultrakill as a fish
@prime vigil
hi
i didnt delete shit pal
sebastian solace
Yes you did
Like days ago
proof or it didnt happen
wtf
jonkler
WYM IM BECOMING A BRITAIN? I AINT BOO O OWA
Im Austrian

why did you get filtered
Filtered?
I just send a "this channel fucking sucks" gif
you cannot hide the truth
I will take away your nickname permissions
now make me number one
I am big brother
Im the big brother the second
featuring dante from the devil may cry series
haha
Im literally big boss wym
no?
Not a good
Sausage in
Flemington
Wyoming

ive been playing scp for 3 years
well auro will stab me if I send that quote anymore
welcome old member
over dms
Your new in this server







