#general-chat
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silliness should become its own scp
holy shit even the pfps have a character that match the same hair color
wtff
the real sequel
´´oo the drill of the double life..´´ 😭
think higher
im already high
same nametag color
it is now 40
double life..
i have a theory..
hear me out..
going to increase it
jear me out 😠
embed fail
bro dont work
Isn't that what the s in scp stands for
soon
Silliness Contain Protect
real
his name is fate
fate_sl
funny
get it
right
hahahahahahha
Good morning
Fat_es_el
dont wokr D:
fate spawned
@hollow sparrow bro pls help me doesnt work
yea bro sorry im not in the technical support team
I tried everything
god I given out so many jester awards already
Secret strategy to beat any scp team
Get the whole team to 914 to make micros
Monday left me broken
Tuesday, I was through with hoping
I think I made auro lose his mind
GET OUT!!!!
I hope none of those are on steam forum posts
sure some are
no point in steam points
too many of them
I have
haha
Whooo pinged me
It's time to clean the floors again
Wednesday your broom was smokin'
Thursday waiting to sweep, waiting to sweep
🧹
Tuco now is soo weird considering he's actor was soo sweet lmao
It's wholesome
Guys I've just petted a car today
And he INSTANTANEOUSLY cleaned where I've petted him
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
was it a 2006 Honda
on the list
noh
nop
Yop
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
already on.
man i hate furies
yeah better be the cleaning list my floors are dirty where tf are you
im furious
where's the smurf award
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
another one
show the list again
Daily Spongdal
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
IT AINT A RACE
yes it is
im moving to 1st place
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
man fuck bella the wolf
Why are you being naughty, you little kitty...
Fr
good thing she got banned
Isn't he a male who's using voice changer
trapped in an endless bubble
The current state of my pc:
It has a bit of a long cooldown
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
5 fortnites
that means we can !maid 288 times a day!
what if there was no cooldown
then it's thousands of !maids a day maximum
does it ping auro?
i should probably get an RMA on my cpu
yes..
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
youre on

Its the master juker
:(

Be There and Be Square. #MinecraftMovie - only in theaters 2025
From Warner Bros. Pictures and Legendary Pictures and starring Jason Momoa and Jack Black, “A Minecraft Movie,” directed by Jared Hess, is the first-ever big screen, live-action adaptation of Minecraft, the best-selling video game of all time.
The film also stars Emma Myers (“Wedn...
Oh god
hey, somebody needs to clean up that shit and i think goc wont do it xD
Those 3 words have a theme...
Hmmm
Schlong Cock Penis
Neither will CI's unless they have SCPs captured
Me?
...
um... 
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
Bet
I mean I thought you would mean fate
The scp sl
Content creator
Isn't this a bot or it's disguised 079?
xdddd
When scp sl movie
YEEEEET
Real
You naughty kitty ...........
Pee pee poo poo
Helo pepol
Hi
Cat Leone
Pchuuu
The fuck are these GIFs...
Crazy
whoever made the minecraft launcher needs to be shot
Be There and Be Square. #MinecraftMovie - only in theaters 2025
From Warner Bros. Pictures and Legendary Pictures and starring Jason Momoa and Jack Black, “A Minecraft Movie,” directed by Jared Hess, is the first-ever big screen, live-action adaptation of Minecraft, the best-selling video game of all time.
The film also stars Emma Myers (“Wedn...
i bet it's gonna flop like crazy lol
Ppl on tiktok is hating on it
I expected steve to be main character not some random ppl who got randomly into the game
seems like the movie is following minecraft dungeons and the other one
forgot what it was called
but the newest game had piglins in ther overworld
minecraft with rtx mods
more like your mothers
Should go with minecraft accurately because its more played than others
But oh well another wasted money on movie ig
i dont think so at all
i think the idea is cool
yo
visually just think of it as playing minecraft with RTX shaders and HD textures
honestly its minecraft who cares about accuracy
as a person playing since like 2013 or so i think this is awesome
It's jack black again
I am placing blocks and shit cause im in fucking minecraft
no
As person playing since 2015, i think its shit
No hold on, im playing since i was born
2006
Minecraft wasnt released but i knew
child
bro was born with a vision
I MUST STOP NOTCH
kill notch
I could buy 20188482 bitcoins back in 2014 but i was lazy
scp discussion
minecraft is objectively not a fun game single player unless modded to high hell
Minecraft is kinda living on youtube shorts kids
youre just an old man
And those
"Eve fell in love with spiderman" animations
maybe
I haven’t heard about those since 2017
when pyrocynical was still like
a respectable content creator
Youtube curse ruined them
what’s the tf2 incident
He just slowly became worse and worse
honestly should’ve stuck with MLG content
Mods im sorry for saying this
oh yeah the mod he had on?
yeah that one
lmaoo
@silk trail I didn’t KOS yesterday I handcuffed and then shot them
I hope you’re proud of me
thats just kos with extra steps
precisely
also that’s a lie come to think of it I domed a dude while he was running away from an SCP
How're we doing today gamers
most splendid
i demand sleep
I was looking at buying another icon
Sleep in class
Nice nice
devs need to add scp 1471 fr
another blessed day for me I hope for it to everyone else
I know what type of man you are
Please explain to me what you think 1471 is.
i think i dont wanna
The doc itself is fine it's just the art and whatnot
true
“Shit it’s Roger, it’s gonna be Roger isn’t it”
Barely anyone remembers the SCP itself is the damn app
1471-A comes along eventually but unless we just sped up the process like crazy, which I'm not entirely down for, you'd never even see 1471-A in a match
@rocky adder your opinion on walls?
Depends on the material
lets install an app onto a radio transceiver

or do you mean cheats
that will totally work
Putting a tetris minigame on the radio rn
lets not add the app tho
yoooo
I really like stone walls, like castles
finally a good update for facility guard other than the barney calhoun model
No app, no 1471-A

@rocky adder awesome suggestion you should add:
saying SCP 2521 immediately hardware and IP bans you from SL

A wall.
Banger idea
A wall or A-Wall
im already ip banned there is no need for that
hvly shvt Titanfall reference
A wall.
Requires more context, can't make decision off of that alone
Fake john northwood
proof or it didnt happen
Its just a random wall you see
@rigid locust is the only real one
No opinion then, neutral
wowzer
Dude don't ping my boss you'll get banned
i forgot to say i was quoting john northwood
Bro Robert hr asked for my steam id and now he doesnt even respond to my email
john northwood is the real boss
saying anything positive about 3114
He signs my paychecks
!leak
what the fuck is fae faer
Neopronouns
what is that😭🙏
Correct
Pronouns that aren't just she/her, he/him, they/them, or it/its
Don't worry we're cooking...
Would be funny lol
SCPSL has secretly just been a multiplayer half life game in the making
black mesa multiplayer if it was good
finally
Black mesa multiplayer
bobby northwood?
aight who is bobby
Black mesa: secret Resonance cascade
we’re actually in sectors beyond sector c guys
My fucking phone slipped out of my hand im half blind now

examples here
I believe it
Eastwood spy

is there any hr in the dc server
Don't shoot me, I'm with the science team
bro who are you u just spawned here
he looks like an older walter white
I'm Banzai
Im average match
hi
That's Bobby Northwood he's our mascot
pufish
Why he so little
i need gif perms
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
!rep @fallow kite
You can't give a rep to yourself!
fuck you then
Well it makes sense that you can't rep yourself
!rep @minor goblet
You have just given @minor goblet a reputation point!



!rep @minor goblet
You have just given @minor goblet a reputation point!
Deserved for doing absolutely nothing in NW
BRO GIVE ME REP PLEASE
wheres john northwood
Offline
How do i unrep?
You can't
he did something
trust me
im bobby northwood

coming right up
I hope his dream comes true
Oh don't worry. Mascot position is opening soon, just for @untold wyvern specifically.
When he gets it, his (totally real) last days countdown is lifted
real
yeah what are you gonna do about it
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
youre on the list already
What if it was SCP Freakret lab
scp regret lab
5 minute cooldown
I will wait!
bobby is done for
We need to help bobby
no thats his problem
Defend the bobby
not mine
fuck you
Don't tell me this :(
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.

Guys i have a problem in the game that i dunno how to deal with
What is the problem?
dang i cant send pics
Send it in #media-posts
it's not very secret once the combine's forces start pouring in
You need to describe it by words
Wtf is this command lmao
its normal
And we should use it as much as possible
sent it
Bobby did not blink twice so that means that it is all good
Kofola! 🇨🇿
You get a pass
What does that mean?
Woah, how come the guy gets a pass lol
You don't get executed
Hey does anyone want to trade it for cookie?
They seem new
they don't know what's up
The trolls rn making 10 trillion alts
The floors...
XD
They look dirty....
Even if they do their main is on
.
Auro back to work
You do NOT want to get on the list buddy
❓
its the naughty list
Would it be funny?
Wait so I can't get on the list :(
Yes
why does he get a pass but not me man
@meager slate hi lore on the maid command because i’ve barely talked in this server for some reason please
unfair
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
you sent the command 30 times??
XD
SO WHAT
Okay now you're on
why exactly do you even get pinged by that command
What if I don't want to be on :(
5m cooldwn
!wran @snow umbra doesn't let me do it
@fallow forge has wranned CASSIE Reason: doesn't let me do it
Abuse
!wran @junior jasper sus
@junior jasper has wranned saskyc Reason: sus
oh okay
yeah i think i could beat you in a fistfight
7?
I wouldn't be able to beat auro in a clean off
8
Would be a way better cleaner than me
Spam the command
i want the golden medal
Ascend the ranks
!maid
Can someone make a bot for me so I can write the command automatically every 5 minutes
!wran @junior jasper skibidi
@fallow forge has wranned saskyc Reason: skibidi
Skibidi has 4244 results on this server by the way
SOMEONE should clean that up.......
not doing that
XD
i'm going to put you at the bottom
Could somebody help me with this voice recording thing? its in the media chat
Bobby Northwood is a bottom you say?
Why do everyone have this idea
Why meeeee
do it
!maid
You might need to head over to #technical-support
Should be available around right about now
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
See im not crazy
nooooooooo he got the god dang thing
You are
You know what's crazy?
@meager slate list
The floor
show me it
The floor is crazy dirty
youre on

This gotta be bullying at this point lmao
Can we get the list to three digits
💀joder
its nowhere close to 3 digits
And then auro has to upload a 15 minute video of cleaning the floor
Would be hilarious
DEFINITELY NOT doing that
It's in the hypothetical unprobable case that it gets to 3 digits
So it's only if you deemed that so
Or if we bullied you hard enough
i think auro should change his pfp and name or even dc account, the auro slander is real
You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!
!rephubert
You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!
yippee hubert rep
!hubertrep
do it no balls
!rep
You need to wait 28 minutes, 58 seconds until you can give reputation again!
¯_(ツ)_/¯
If you say so
!rep @steep summit
You need to wait 11 hours, 59 minutes, 5 seconds until you can give reputation again!
Oh no
Nah I'd win
Oh shit
!warn 543711481837912078 pinging inactive studio director
HE DID IT
Simple enough
no way
Eliminated
Inactive 
He isnt active in chat rn
wait
Thats what that means
So is the new floor from the trailer what’s replacing HCZ?
first one to say smth get smth
I will stop with the toomfoolery
smth
Yes
!wran @meager slate floor still full of 173 shit
@fallow forge has wranned auroduh Reason: floor still full of 173 shit
Dont make me warn you back 
Oh god
Easiest way to get a warn
Mk
We wouldn't want that would we
!wran @fallow forge too much warnings
@junior jasper has wranned pabloca Reason: too much warnings
Looks cool
Fr
Idk, I might feel like it~
!wran @meager slate Oh Aurı, It's time to clean the floors.
@wicked spade has wranned auroduh Reason: Oh Aurı, It's time to clean the floors.
Why tf am I in it
I really don't want to use this
Can I be at the good people list?
Wha
absolutely no reason
Not on it WOOOOO
youre 4th
Banned from Lars 
!stab @wicked spade
XD
sonukyildiz#0 has been muted in this server.
lmfaooooo
Lmao
That's what stabbing does?
Yes
:(
You play with fire you get burnt!
Sonuk is an absolute professional at getting stabbed
!stab @meager slate
updated the list
You cannot mute yourself.
No don't stab yourself
Youll dirty the floor with your blood
!stab @fallow forge
pabloca#0 has been muted in this server.
i cant
Ow
Auro is on a spree jesus
How long are the mutes for?
Understandable really
Are they even mutes?
indefinite, unless specified
I kill
Indefinite, I just unmute 'em
hmmmm mod abuse
I see
I flex my powers
Abuse of mod
Would be a crazy plottwist if Auro was actually a crime scene cleaner
And she commited the crimes herself
!bobby
You're not improving
This is so sad chat :(
Why am I on it twice
Your carrier is ruined
I've never stated the desire to do so
No cleaning
Be careful
cuz youre x2 more annoying
XD
Says you! Geez
💀
erm, auro slander?
💀
banned?
We should appreciate auro more
no
Who else is there to ping when there's a temu scam link
You know, at times like these I'm glad staff-memes are gone
yessir, seabunnies are totally not edible and i havent eaten a plate full of them
Oh shit yeah it's gone
Didn't even notice
I was there when it first opened, it got locked down immediately iirc lmao
@meager slate
eat
Bro will go to -
adorable
Rocks yummy
yummers
:(
Yoink
ENOUGH SEABUNNIES, glubposting time
and tasty
mmmm
omg gloob
We should eat them
Taste test
gloober!!!!!
Rat jumpscar
glubber!!!1!!1
Why is this COCK
looking at me
The textures on primitives will be here!
Sure bud
Sure......
!wran Rule 23 no magic!
Member "Rule" not found.
Fuck
!wran @junior jasper false wran
@wicked spade has wranned saskyc Reason: false wran
!wran @wicked spade false warn false
@junior jasper has wranned sonukyildiz Reason: false warn false
WAIT
Is auro featured in the new update
Okay this is goted
well we have janitor equipment...
That's what I thought

But no textures on primitives :(
My gif
Is she on the acroamatic department?
Our gif
so what

I made it
Their gif
Hey shush they are listening
💀
SHE??? NOW AURO IS A SHE? WHAT IS THEIR GENDER FFS
!auro
@meager slate who is the yk brrr
FUCK
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
auro when they log into discord just to witness 100 !maid command pings
Oh hi auro
Fr but what was she expecting from SL players?
Auro so...
.
No please
i dont wanna grind
They aren't that hard
Than don't...
And they ain't that many
im gonna designate auro as ah-1 attack helicopter from now on
Even the AI doesn't know
You are 079
Okay dont call me it
God sometimes it's so hard to resist the impulse to do a clean the floors joke
Hey Auro what is the Eiffel tower made out of?
metal
Fr
It is so smart!
It's flesh
Hey Auro what is Bobby Northwood?
Its made out of flesh
mascot
dumbass
Don't answer for it!
They are listening
Idk, someone on the list
The walls
Bobby Northwood is the red spy
Not affiliated with Northwood
what if its made of plastic
You would eat it
erm
Is it made of seabunny

What is 5x* 3z?
What
Fuck it is the tax collector
I aint solving all 'at
I think I forgot to do my taxes /j
🤨 📸
The world if the floor was clean
15xz
Fr
It is I.
We fucked up
Imma steal all your money!
Use a memetic kill agent
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
!wran @fallow forge using !maid in chat
@junior jasper has wranned pabloca Reason: using !maid in chat
Anyone know why my game keeps disconnecting from servers btw?
XDD
No fucking way
Because you are IRS
It has to be getting old
5m cooldown
Nuh uh
Damn, shadowbanning me for being their worst nightmare...
!stab 28
They are listening
aww
You really wanted the floors swept huh
Didn't even start yet for me
So good I can just not attend and sim race
Doesn't start until next week
The fuck
(I managed to secure myself a spot for uni)
Timeline
Line XDD
can someone help me every time i try to join a server it kicks me and says The server forced to stop the connetion with 1050ms
Reset your WiFi and pc
How good is your wifi?
Paul Harrell died
i get good ping on all games and it was working good yesterday
It’s over
i just saw a gif with minion cakes... wheres the eye bleach
💀
Check #1098299774291157043 if there's an article related to your issue
on all servers?
That is the thing other games
either connect to a server closer to you or get better wi-fi
I have an issue where it just disconnects me from servers every 5 minutes
When I rested my network as whole and pc it worked correctly
Hello SimpleWolf
yesterday i was playing the game on 50-100ms
Wait you design the game?
one of the designers yes
Can you design textures on primitives? 
not my department
i restarted it and same
And the network?
Like going to your router and resetting?
i didnt do that
:(
and i aint going to cuz too complicated
That should help it
rip
I said to you how to fix it
I get to play for 5 mins before I get DC'd from the server
Really a shame for you mr Javier
Check #technical-support
You can scroll up to open a ticket
give another fix
I don't have another fix...
ok
bro tenor gif search is extremely cursed
Not always
wdym bro i aint trying to fuck my wifi
I might have too because I deleted the files in appdata that they recommend deleting for a fresh reinstall and that didn't help
By turning of and turning on router 💀
Like me and @gaunt talon have said man, check if #1098299774291157043 has an article related to your issue then make a tech support ticket in #technical-support if there isn't






