general-chat

[distant kestrel]

Why their legs so short

Stumpy bunch

[gaunt talon]

Experimental weapons rework (micro h.i.d and particle Disruptor)

[left chasm]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 minute, 13 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[gaunt talon]

Experimental weapons locker

Revolver rework

[left chasm]

yes

so I said "and more"

[distant kestrel]

Also why do security guards look like mall cops rather than security for the most secure secret facilities in the world??

No armour, no tech

Nothing

[golden sparrow]

@pearl anvil

[distant kestrel]

And the chaos look like ww2 soldiers???

I like mtf tho, v diff design but cool

[golden sparrow]

yeah the chaos look sick what about it

[distant kestrel]

They look cool, but out of place

[golden sparrow]

theyre facility guards, they do mundane tasks around the place

they dont defend the facility, at most they delay until mtf arrives

[distant kestrel]

Yes but that facility isn't just any random one

[golden sparrow]

the more armed guards are probably just dead

the guards we play as start in entrance, as far from the scps as possible, and are at the bottom of the hierarchy pretty much

[distant kestrel]

Any normal cop in any country has more gear than the guards for the most secure facility in the world

Facilities *

[distant kestrel]

Oh

Nvm then that's ok

[golden sparrow]

well theyre not from the facility

they kind of are supposed to stand out

[distant kestrel]

But still seems like they r under armoured for the task ahead of them

[golden sparrow]

thats kinda the point

[distant kestrel]

?

[golden sparrow]

they aren’t supposed to be armed for the situation

[left chasm]

[golden sparrow]

anyways, about the chaos, it’s peak (ignore the massive shotgun)

[left chasm]

so cool....

[thin zodiac]

the trailer is so godo

[gilded timber]

Godo?

[hollow sparrow]

Trailer is goated

[rancid dome]

typo xD

[hollow sparrow]

If the update comes out then I will be the first who will write in this chat „14.0 update is out before gta6“

[left chasm]

u can't be the first one

[orchid kraken]

You should say
"Scp Sl 14.0 before gta6 is crazy"

[hollow sparrow]

Wanna bet ?

https://tenor.com/view/domgcat-donkeycat-gif-24380643

[hollow sparrow]

Real

[orchid kraken]

Killbind yourself NOW

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

Waht

[left chasm]

[left chasm]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[left chasm]

who wants a rep

[woeful whale]

!rep moss_afi

[snow umbra]

You have just given @left chasm a reputation point!

[left chasm]

!rep @woeful whale

[snow umbra]

You have just given @woeful whale a reputation point!

[woeful whale]

Back to sleep

[left chasm]

thank u slejmur

[woeful whale]

I just randomly give who I see first

[signal nova]

Is the shotgun really suposed to be that big??? 😭

[stable mirage]

a

[left chasm]

[signal nova]

God damn

[golden sparrow]

nah prob not

[signal nova]

Thats huge hahahaha

[woeful whale]

Nah that's the best part

[signal nova]

Also, is he whit a e11 in this image??

[woeful whale]

You don't want a shotgun that insta kills ntf and do 400dmg on scps?

[left chasm]

🐦

[strange niche]

[rancid dome]

yep

[hollow sparrow]

sigma

https://tenor.com/view/apple-cat-cat-meme-apple-cat-spoon-gif-16348228503735306613

[somber raptor]

Disconnected
Ok

we will never know why

[somber cliff]

Oooh, this is the hottest summer of my life 💀

Someone kill me pls

[somber raptor]

How hot?

[somber cliff]

40°+

[somber raptor]

In september 40+ is crazy

[somber cliff]

Im not joking

[left chasm]

I'M 46℃ IN THE AFTERNOON

[somber cliff]

UA region💀

[somber raptor]

Where yall at

[somber raptor]

UA?

[somber cliff]

Yeeeaaaah

[somber cliff]

Ukraine

[left chasm]

46° CAN KILL EVERYONE

[somber raptor]

There's no way you got 40+ in Ukraine in september

I call BS

[left chasm]

so hotttttttttt

[somber cliff]

The water has gone and you stand up to another try for leaving your home to buy some...

[somber cliff]

This true

[left chasm]

water is hot too

[somber cliff]

On the fridge, but after one [DELETED CONTENT]country bombing, the light went too

[somber raptor]

What city u at?
If it's true i'm sure the weather app will say it

[somber cliff]

In Vinnitsa

Maybe now some of 34° now

But 1-2 weeks ago that will been

Now maybe again

[rancid dome]

You guys get winter?

[somber cliff]

Yeah

[rancid dome]

Our winter here is a bit cold

[somber cliff]

But not for me

[rancid dome]

Approx. 39°C with humidity in factor

[somber cliff]

Wtf that is not true

[rancid dome]

Best "winter" ever

[somber raptor]

I opened the weather app and... i guess i'm drowning this thursday (red bar is rainfall)

[somber cliff]

1 sec

[rancid dome]

How much mm of rainfall would full bar be

[strange niche]

Rain World

[rancid dome]

Oh wow, yeah. I'd be scared too

[somber raptor]

I think 10

[rancid dome]

Ahh

[lunar sonnet]

working on funny horror essay video name horror genres or popular horror titles

[somber raptor]

Evening will be quite unpleasant

[rancid dome]

That makes for one good night's sleep

Not needing to turn on A/C to fall asleep and that sweet rain ambience

[hollow sparrow]

erm what the sigma??

[mild grove]

@worn wraith i hate communists but i can still be respectful to them

can someone ping @worn wraith

he blocked me

[lunar sonnet]

wats the context here lmao

[mild grove]

we disagree on politics

[rancid dome]

Probably some conversation in game

[somber raptor]

Fr

[rancid dome]

Err.... in this case. Please don't go any further then what's above

[hollow lark]

than*

[rancid dome]

I typed "then"?

[hollow lark]

UwU

[left chasm]

it's time to go to bed🛌

[rancid dome]

Sorry my G, my typing on phone has been really, really awful lately

[hollow lark]

lol sorry

[rancid dome]

Also lemme fix that server nick

[hollow lark]

im rude for correcting u

[rancid dome]

!rename 794597253553717268

[snow umbra]

Done.

[hollow lark]

uh

thx

[tame pendant]

Oh yea

[rancid dome]

No, no. It's alright

[tame pendant]

Pisnut

[hollow lark]

yes?

[tame pendant]

Hru

[hollow lark]

good thanks

wbu

[tame pendant]

You, don't ever change my name.

[tame pendant]

Fine

[rancid dome]

You shouldn't have said that

[tame pendant]

No.

[left chasm]

Noemi will kill u..... soon

[rancid dome]

™️

[tame pendant]

[lunar sonnet]

sonic.exe ass

[rancid dome]

Trust me, it will never ever happen

[tame pendant]

WHO DELETED MY MESSAGE

[rancid dome]

Says here the message nuked itself

[tame pendant]

Bs

[lunar sonnet]

cassie covering up crimes

[rancid dome]

Probably the apk or rar triggered it

With the .

[tame pendant]

🥺

[radiant phoenix]

how to no

no

[tame pendant]

No

Basically no no

[rancid dome]

Wow man, thank you so much

Now I have unlocked the ability "decline"

[somber raptor]

Not being able to name file extensions is crazy

[rancid dome]

People get around it by using (dot) instead

So at least you can still use it

Just gonna be a bit more of a pain

[slow mantle]

Guys I have a question

[left chasm]

what question

[slow mantle]

How does the new scp 173 snap your neck

In SL

[rancid dome]

By right clicking (blinking) onto a person

[tame pendant]

Fr

[slow mantle]

No no that’s not what I meant

[fleet stag]

good morning everyone

[left chasm]

by magic

[fleet stag]

whats your toughts on 14.0 teaser?

[slow mantle]

Fire

[fleet stag]

i agree

[untold wyvern]

i havent seen it yet

[somber raptor]

yeah but tell me why banning file extensions

[fleet stag]

the editing is very good the atmosphere is insane

[slow mantle]

So how does 173 snap your neck if it doesn’t have the arms to do so

[slow mantle]

Smooth transition

[fleet stag]

now i finally feel that the facility is big insted of just hallways

[rancid dome]

You think I'd know that?

[prime vigil]

it is infact the heaviest containment zone of all time

[fleet stag]

this shot reminds me of scp unity/ scp 5K

[untold wyvern]

i have to use a vpn so i can watch it

[rancid dome]

It's probably been a while before I joined the team lol

[slow mantle]

Fr

[fleet stag]

i wounder how LCZ and EZ reworks will look

please northwood focus on EZ and LCZ rework in 15.0

[prime vigil]

entrance zone is definitely gonna look directly like unity atp

[fleet stag]

HCZ rtx ON
LCZ & EZ rtx OFF

[fleet stag]

LCZ will look like scp unity's

oh wolf is here how are you doing wolf

[strange niche]

During testing, the difference when stepping out of the LCZ elevator was a brain melter

it's like stepping into a different game

[timid sail]

how do i put it into blender

[fleet stag]

i seen a video the transition starts from LCZ checkpoint

when you open the checkpoint you see the new shiny stuff

also i love this new real time reflections

[strange niche]

Sixteen times the detail

of Parabellum

[fleet stag]

wolf what was your peformance in HCZ like?

how many frames you reached in the new HCZ

[solemn flame]

This update is what ive dreamed of when i got the game in mp2

[prime vigil]

i already run the game at like 90 fps on high settings

[solemn flame]

I’m so happy the game is finally getting to what i imagined

[prime vigil]

hopefully i dont dip below 60 in 14.0

[fleet stag]

AA room was teased in the old banner of the server

give me a sec to find it

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/drstrange-one-onemore-avengers-endgame-gif-14454957

[fleet stag]

2 fps?

[solemn flame]

1 fps

[prime vigil]

i run the game on a gtx 1070 am i cooked for 14.0

[strange niche]

there were no issues with performance while testing

that I can say

[fleet stag]

this is the new AA room to the left

you can see the bridge there

[solemn flame]

I would assume it performs better as the current Hcz is extremely unoptimized and likely has a bigger performance hit

[slow mantle]

That’s 049s / 173s room

[fleet stag]

wait let me point at it

[solemn flame]

He means beyond the door

At the very end

[fleet stag]

thank you lysol

[untold wyvern]

revolvo

[prime vigil]

yeah i hope so

[fleet stag]

the shotgun light wasn't point at 096 it was pointing at The door

so the teaser was AA room not 173 & 049 chamber

[prime vigil]

i want to play the shitpost game

[orchid silo]

why is there blood on the ceiling??

[prime vigil]

so i hope the new hcz doesnt kill my fps

[untold wyvern]

it wont

[fleet stag]

it just a effect not actual stuff that can be made by an scp in game

[orchid silo]

did 096 uppercut someone??

[fleet stag]

its just hubert using clones of project and taking a screenshot

hubert can clone project using a plugin for unity and using that to screenshot the game without asking people

[orchid silo]

who is Hubert??

[prime vigil]

john secret lab

[orchid silo]

what

[untold wyvern]

john eastwood

[orchid silo]

who is that?

[untold wyvern]

bobby northwood

[orchid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-mad-angry-donpollo-don-pollo-gif-12452669826966336340

[prime vigil]

john northwood

[orchid silo]

who is that??

[untold wyvern]

kanye westwood

[orchid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-stare-staring-funny-gif-13590085

[gaunt talon]

Hubert Moszka

[left chasm]

ceo of northwood

[prime vigil]

aka john northwood

[fleet stag]

the owner of scp secret laboratory

[orchid silo]

oohh kk thx for the info

[untold wyvern]

guys

[somber cliff]

Biggest cheater of all history of SCP:SL

[untold wyvern]

theyre lying

[somber cliff]

false

[untold wyvern]

its coming out in 2050

[fleet stag]

then who made scp sl in 2017?

me?

[orchid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-fake-gif-7871202926367838366

[prime vigil]

no i did

[somber cliff]

the biggest cheater of all history SCP:SL

[prime vigil]

i am john secret lab

[fleet stag]

who?

[fallow kite]

John secret lab bro

[woeful whale]

High fidelity, real time shit

[somber cliff]

Hubert Moszka

my friend

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-goated-gif-6656109239486549850

[prime vigil]

yeah me

[somber cliff]

smile

[merry current]

[prime vigil]

i am john secret lab and i am here to say that 14.0 has been cancelled

we’re reverting to pre-6.0.0

[fallow kite]

[prime vigil]

[bold jasper]

You know too much.

[fleet stag]

northwood add this

only OG's will know what is this

[somber cliff]

stream sniper 💀

maaan

too late you little hero )

[untold wyvern]

no

weed

[fleet stag]

scp 420j is getting added later just wait bro

[orchid silo]

ik what that is beacuse of a roblox game lol

[fleet stag]

first we need the coffee machine scp

[fleet stag]

😂

i know it from scp containment breach

[orchid silo]

no joke

[gaunt talon]

I saw you today on tf2

[fleet stag]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-fring-jumpscare-gus-fring-jumpscare-scary-oby-gif-13022434999806691946

"we are not the same"

[orchid silo]

guys is deadlock a rare game to own?

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231605907637665844/1242376824630284349/togif-1.gif

[fleet stag]

deadlock sucks

TF2 is better

[untold wyvern]

i didnt even notice you anywhere

[orchid silo]

aint it a beta game

[mighty shell]

please

[somber cliff]

THE ONLU TRUE OPINION

[mighty shell]

we need 209

[orchid silo]

it looks straight ass

[mighty shell]

and a cafeteria room

and a chef role

[orchid silo]

ADD SKIBIDI

[fleet stag]

in EZ rework

[prime vigil]

i am john secret lab, buddy

[orchid silo]

TOILET

[fleet stag]

its already added

[fallow kite]

Nah bro reverting to 8.0.0 (April Fools) would be better

[somber cliff]

wc in LCZ

[mighty shell]

yeah but northwood work less than mojang

[orchid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/rahhhh-rah-rahh-rahhh-gif-5289302154584727076

[fleet stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912254840141393950/1258904280140877864/scp_skibidi.gif

[orchid silo]

FIRE

[rough owl]

Isn't it just a 5v5 hero ability first person shooter #28475

[untold wyvern]

what if you become skibidi toilet in sl

[fleet stag]

this is skibidi

[somber cliff]

fr

[fleet stag]

yeah a TF2 clone

[orchid silo]

i really want to post a gif of scp sl

[gaunt talon]

Saw you on summer featured maps I think

[orchid silo]

put its kinda freaky

[untold wyvern]

thats not me

i dont even play on the summer maps

[somber cliff]

who's grandpa playing ?

[orchid silo]

prob mine

[fleet stag]

thats hubert in the camera left

[mighty shell]

we could say some ideas for northwood ad to SCP SL

like new rooms

[somber cliff]

wtf going with hubert that last 5 years...

[mighty shell]

i think they already adeded

[orchid silo]

add schizophrenia !!!!

[mighty shell]

aded*

[fleet stag]

idk

[somber cliff]

ideas many codding 0

[mighty shell]

Theres a copy of SCP SL in roblox called Proyect SCP that is so good

it have a lot of thinks

like GOC

[somber cliff]

he looks like rotting corpse

[mighty shell]

A lot of variety of rooms

more scps

they could put more scp

[twilit blaze]

advertiser

[gentle acorn]

deadlock is anything but a tf2 clone

what are you on

[fleet stag]

imo deadlock is a tf2 clone

[pearl anvil]

holy shit you’re insane

[somber cliff]

again true man

stop that

[gentle acorn]

it's a dota clone

[mighty shell]

they could ad other MTF units like beta-7 or alpha-1

[near epoch]

Hello

[prime vigil]

BORING!!!!

[mighty shell]

NOOOO

they could put that beta-7 had more resistance to 409

049

[prime vigil]

what

[mighty shell]

you know what beta-7 is?

[distant kestrel]

girlllll, you'll be a woman soooooonnnn

[prime vigil]

we dont need more task forces

[distant kestrel]

we need more cps

[fleet stag]

@meager slate

ban this guy called "Dragon"

[prime vigil]

wuh

[distant kestrel]

scps*

wtfs cps

WAT LOL

[fleet stag]

update it

edit the message NOW

[mighty shell]

yeah

new skins

like ntf orange

beta-7 yellow

alpha-1 red

[fleet stag]

i only know Sigma

[mighty shell]

Sigma-7?

[fleet stag]

yes sir

[mighty shell]

i think there is one too

[prime vigil]

and there are 9 of them

[mighty shell]

yeah

[fleet stag]

sigma team must be so skibidi

[mighty shell]

there is a MTF Unit called Lambda-12 "White Rabbits" that are reality Modders

like they are gods literally

could you imagine that unit in SCP SL?

[prime vigil]

no

[fleet stag]

i personally don't want scpsl to be futuristic

i would love it to be goofy and a bit realistic

[prime vigil]

voice chat only makes this game a shitpost

and i love playing the funny shitpost game

[fleet stag]

yeah and voice chat is missing audio occlusion

if audio occlusion was added to voice chat it will be exactly like lethal company

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[prime vigil]

holy fucking shit its gman half life

[untold wyvern]

its the guy from skibidi toilet!!

[prime vigil]

GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!

[meager slate]

huh?

[fleet stag]

.

[fleet stag]

.

he is acting weird

[meager slate]

That was a typo wasn't it?

Acting weird aint a ban reason

[fleet stag]

oh ok

[tough tapir]

!maid

[snow umbra]

Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.

[meager slate]

kill you

[jaunty rune]

wut

[lusty talon]

Does headshot bypass armor

[jaunty rune]

i think

[gaunt talon]

Armors have head protection

[prime vigil]

every armor but light has headshot protection

[golden sparrow]

why

is 049 op?

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[golden sparrow]

whats the gameplay reason for this except to just do it

[prime vigil]

049 players when they have to fight an mtf or chaos wave alone

[tough tapir]

[prime vigil]

anyway i love flashlights

[golden sparrow]

[pearl anvil]

im stuck on wave 29 😭

[golden sparrow]

better than my violent pb lol

its 86

[shy horizon]

What does the new teaser mean? Like a new zone?

[golden sparrow]

new room

in heavy

[pearl anvil]

yall haven’t been locked in at all

ok ok

[shy horizon]

Ohhh thats perfect

The shit room

[pearl anvil]

Yeah!

and also

the whole heavy overhaul

[untold wyvern]

!Maid

DAMMIT

!maid

[snow umbra]

Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.

[somber cliff]

!079

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/824716726460481566/079.gif

[shy horizon]

Wait new people models??

[golden sparrow]

yeppers

[shy horizon]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[golden sparrow]

new animations too

[shy horizon]

I'm back into this game

Five hundred more hours

[tame pendant]

The guard one is bad

[golden sparrow]

idc

it’s really not

[shy horizon]

Bro's shaming a normal guy

[untold wyvern]

GET OUT!

[tame pendant]

Thats the problem, he's fucking normal.

[untold wyvern]

tf you expect

[tame pendant]

He could be a Walmart security

[shy horizon]

Bro's face is supposed to be 106

[shy horizon]

Dawg thats what people look like 😭

[untold wyvern]

you want him to be a robotic killing machine or what

[tame pendant]

You guys don't get me

[golden sparrow]

real

[shy horizon]

Bro wants to simp over models ig

[tame pendant]

He doesn't even have a fucking Helmet look at CB and look at it

[tame pendant]

Fuck no

[lunar sonnet]

at some point different variations of models for sgt and cpt / chaos equivelants wold be cool

[untold wyvern]

thats how nw wants it

[acoustic moat]

better facility guard model

[untold wyvern]

deal with it

[tame pendant]

Frfr

[shy horizon]

I mean he should have like a hat I agree but nah I like that guy he has like personality

His personality's bland but he's got charm

[tame pendant]

He's fat

[tough eagle]

Mikor jön be az update?

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[golden sparrow]

now quiet down

[shy horizon]

Well if thats the case he should be fat

[proud turret]

hush little baby

[golden sparrow]

lol what

[proud turret]

he kind of is

[shy horizon]

Idk what oomphs on

[proud turret]

slightly obese

[tame pendant]

We're talking about scp verse he ain't going home and coming to facility everyday wtf

[proud turret]

also he is still supposed to be conditioned

[shy horizon]

Then I'm happy

[golden sparrow]

exactly, he lives there

so he looks normal

[shy horizon]

Plus, his model DOES look like he immeadeatly dies after entering heavy
LIKE ALL GUARDS DO

[solid echo]

Babe babe calm down scp sl downfall

[untold wyvern]

its over

[lunar sonnet]

i just think the guards look too mcuh like blck mesa lmao

[untold wyvern]

its done

[proud turret]

its so over

[tame pendant]

Copy of em

[golden sparrow]

black mesa invented guards ggg

[proud turret]

give us the badass riot guards that spawn in light

[shy horizon]

Ye no I like the models idk guys

[acoustic moat]

we need the balaclava because it's very good head protection against evil scps

[solid echo]

Riot shield surfing would be peak

[untold wyvern]

no

[golden sparrow]

pls

[mighty shell]

well you need 2 medickits

[solid echo]

Or adrenalin

[proud turret]

me doing a 1080 ollie and sliding down 939’s back to juke 096

[mighty shell]

yeah

[proud turret]

actually scrap that the ass would probably make me smash my head into the roof

[mighty shell]

but with beta-7 instead 2 medickits only 1

[shy horizon]

We need him to look like this https://www.google.com/imgres?q=heavy juggernaut&imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Flive.staticflickr.com%2F5528%2F11729002556_78f10e5c3d_w.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.brothers-brick.com%2F2014%2F01%2F03%2Fjuggernaut-anti-tesla-heavy-hardsuit%2F&docid=Og9hPvSZxE9q5M&tbnid=Uhb7UNU6m47m8M&vet=12ahUKEwjrl66vuqSIAxUQzwIHHQ7zAC0QM3oECEcQAA..i&w=399&h=213&hcb=2&ved=2ahUKEwjrl66vuqSIAxUQzwIHHQ7zAC0QM3oECEcQAA

[proud turret]

Holy kink

[shy horizon]

Ugh I wish I could send images

[proud turret]

Link

Link

not kink

[solid echo]

Jolly link

[solid echo]

Link from the legend of link

So memorable

[proud turret]

Bricked up and ready for combat!

[proud turret]

Yes

[shy horizon]

Google likes their links long

[acoustic moat]

guys hear me out

[solid echo]

No

[proud turret]

Pass

[solid echo]

WHAT

[proud turret]

He said hear us out

shear him out

Hear

[untold wyvern]

i dont want him to look like this

[proud turret]

I do

Lol.

Haha

[hearty river]

Hamarosan™️

[solid echo]

Thug mesa

[strange trellis]

corustinky guard

[acoustic moat]

content warning

[shy horizon]

I want him to have the "security" hat and have the SCP logo but that's it

[tame pendant]

Looks like triple k member

[tough eagle]

ok

[lunar sonnet]

give him longer hair

obnoxipouslhy long

[solid echo]

Make him into the lethal company guy

[shy horizon]

Make him incredibly musculiar
Like the hulk maybe

[hearty river]

2024 biztosan, Október körül valószínüleg.

[arctic cape]

why does the scientist look like someone you should let young people stay away from?

[tame pendant]

Just like me

[proud turret]

Demonic

[solid echo]

Helluva mesa

[lunar sonnet]

give him a leash

lean into it

[shy horizon]

Because they're old and they do experiments on scps

DO NOIT LET THEM NEAR CHILDREN

[solid echo]

The d class looks like a prominent drug dealer

[tame pendant]

Can i be one of them? 😔👆

[golden sparrow]

go outside

[prime vigil]

when will you people stop ruining barney calhoun

leave bro alone…

[solid echo]

Never

[shy horizon]

I WONDER WHY

[untold wyvern]

nice hat

[shy horizon]

I REALLY WONDER WHY

[solid echo]

Fucking ushanka he got there

[prime vigil]

i always hoard pills and adrenaline ingame

i am actually the class d irl

[arctic cape]

where do you think I am huh?

[proud turret]

yeah me too buddy

i take 3 of my flintstone multivitamin gummies daily instead of 2

i am legit

the class d irl

[hearty river]

They should've given the guard EOD armour, smh...

[proud turret]

yeah bro

[hearty river]

Give him a tank.

[solid echo]

Add a schizo effect so players have to take pills otherwise they'll see hallucinations

[hearty river]

Make him into the on-site nuclear warhead.

[shy horizon]

They should make the guard an anomaly

[solid echo]

Scp guard on neutral team

[hearty river]

Change the D-boy into a coughing baby and give the guard a hydrogen bomb as a secondary weapon.

[hearty river]

I am providing incredibly insightful and well-researched opinions, trust

[solid echo]

Huber add moss to sl

Please

[tame pendant]

Fuck you it really looks like triple K member like

[arctic cape]

You should make a remake version of that d boi plush you since the reveal and all

[untold wyvern]

new guard plushie?

[hearty river]

When are you guys adding walls into the game?

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/middle-finger-emoji-middle-finger-gif-cat-gif-26555645

[jaunty rune]

what the

whats going on

[untold wyvern]

leak

[jaunty rune]

WHAT

!leak

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

[jaunty rune]

HUBERTTTTTTTTTTT

WHAT IS THIS

[untold wyvern]

emotes are coming to the game

[jaunty rune]

!leak

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

[jaunty rune]

what is the best back ground music in the game (i couldnt get an answer in the scp chat)

i guess no answers here too

[untold wyvern]

lemme post it in scp discussion

[fallow kite]

gingerbread makes you dance as 3114

[slow mantle]

For menu music my fav is Track 1 but for background music it’s Melancholy

[jaunty rune]

tf is melancholy and its christmas

[slow mantle]

Bruh melancholy is the surface music

[jaunty rune]

OHHHHHHHHHH tf is thath

never heard it

[slow mantle]

Elevator music

[jaunty rune]

i most likely fucking shoot chaos on surface

i never hear it

[summer pumice]

Thanks niko

[quick knot]

It also plays in elevators

[slow mantle]

https://youtu.be/J0DfhW9sqQU?si=T5FQD4xhIAFSGGFa

[jaunty rune]

do you think i have time to listen to the fucking elevator when theres 10+ people screaming

[quick knot]

Yes

[slow mantle]

Yes

[jaunty rune]

ok

[jaunty rune]

basic ahh song

who likes this

[slow mantle]

I like it

[jaunty rune]

oh rgiht

[slow mantle]

Fuck you

[jaunty rune]

u do

[pearl anvil]

melancholy is peak

[jaunty rune]

nah

[slow mantle]

Factss

[pearl anvil]

freaky ass autocorrect

[jaunty rune]

👎

[slow mantle]

Yep

[jaunty rune]

leaking u

[slow mantle]

Ok?

[jaunty rune]

im gonna find a epak song

[jaunty rune]

WTF

[slow mantle]

Yum

Shit and blood combined is peak

[jaunty rune]

bro players are peak and the lowest

they freak and not

[jaunty rune]

when does the Forget About Your Fears play?

[slow mantle]

It doesn’t

Not anymore

[jaunty rune]

:( beta song*

[slow mantle]

It was replaced by massive labyrinth

[jaunty rune]

oh

[slow mantle]

But honestly I think its better than massive labyrinth

[jaunty rune]

https://youtu.be/ayu0JgIbczc peak song

[slow mantle]

It’s my 3rd fav

[jaunty rune]

whasts 2

halloween?

its good ngl

[slow mantle]

It’s ok

[arctic cape]

Somehow people dont recognize these characters

[jaunty rune]

they cookin on music

[jaunty rune]

gumball?

[tiny kiln]

yes

[jaunty rune]

ez

[slow mantle]

My 2nd fav is prob the default one

[arctic cape]

yeah and Darwin

[pearl anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-oneshot-ballin-teste-niko-ballin-gif-26110464

[jaunty rune]

darwin?.

...

[tiny kiln]

Track 1 anyone?

[jaunty rune]

oh no

[arctic cape]

what

[slow mantle]

YESS

[jaunty rune]

:)

yes

[slow mantle]

I saw that bro

[jaunty rune]

what

[tiny kiln]

😥

[slow mantle]

You aren’t slick

[jaunty rune]

its peak

track 1? i love it

[slow mantle]

Track 1 is my fav menu music

[jaunty rune]

yall are freak

[slow mantle]

2nd is final flash of existence

[jaunty rune]

im leaving this cons

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/rivulet-rain-world-slugcat-dunk-ballin-gif-7684234335110226051

[jaunty rune]

im joinin back

scp chat suck

[pearl anvil]

havent a clue who this is

[jaunty rune]

me too

[pearl anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-v1-balling-ballin-dunk-gif-26468774

[strange niche]

The physical manifesation of ADHD

[jaunty rune]

BRO STOP SENDING THESE

IM GONNA GO BALLIN

[arctic cape]

Please put soccoer basketball is NA slop

[jaunty rune]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-memes-meme-roblox-ballin-gif-2024785211650211591

sadly i cannot send gifs

:(

ITS PEAK

[jaunty rune]

!leak

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

[tiny kiln]

Peak

[rancid dome]

You can even see a portion of the gas mask turn into a mouth lmao

pretty funny if you ask me

[tiny kiln]

We dont talk about that 😐

[untold wyvern]

lets say its not there

ai is just trash

[rancid dome]

Nah, I think it's just a wee bit funni

At least you got what you wanted tho, pretty good too

That's a W if you ask me

[untold wyvern]

i can make another one with mtf

also

theres this one

[rancid dome]

oh no

[untold wyvern]

this one just shows a face

[shy horizon]

Why do, on official, I only have russian servers? I'm lithuanian and want to join an english server and dont know any russian. How do I join some official english servers?

And on internet there are ONLY russian servers

Can I not play this game anymore?

[untold wyvern]

just search for them

[chrome swallow]

huh

[shy horizon]

It STOPS

[chrome swallow]

i can play scp sl via discord?

[shy horizon]

I wish I could send photos or videos

[shy horizon]

???

What is bro on

[charred root]

even in official server option?

[rancid dome]

Using Discord to authenticate, yes

[eager wadi]

no longer possible since discord closed their game stores

[chrome swallow]

ok

[rancid dome]

But ^

[shy horizon]

Lemme send you a clip

[eager wadi]

no EU servers?

[shy horizon]

Cuz there are NO english servers

NO eu servers

nothing

[eager wadi]

open a client ticket in #technical-support

[charred root]

[shy horizon]

Alr bet

[rancid dome]

Should I dig up my CS clips and see if I got any cool kill highlights?

[untold wyvern]

im cooking smth up

[charred root]

demo?

[rancid dome]

It's about 10:08pm and I have 3 hours before it's my bedtime

[rancid dome]

Nah, I record my gameplay

So there wont be demo bugs

[charred root]

okay

[rancid dome]

Dude actually made mtf version lmao

[charred root]

its 11:09pm here

[untold wyvern]

add emotes for humans

[charred root]

1h left, i have to go bath and review my schoollllll works

[rancid dome]

oof

[untold wyvern]

i just wanna walk thru a hallway and see some random ci hit those moves

yk what

i dont wanna use v2 for these anymore

it just makes them normal looking

you can see a face

[hearty grove]

👅

[rancid dome]

And.... I just realized I recently wiped all my CS2 recordings

[untold wyvern]

i can make a scientist version too

i think so

[left chasm]

im back

[charred root]

[left chasm]

from my dream

[charred root]

so u dont have to deal with them

lmao

[charred root]

what dream u had

[left chasm]

u don't want to know

[charred root]

actually id like

xD

[left chasm]

a sweet dream

[charred root]

i hope a sweet dream tonight

[left chasm]

u will

[charred root]

but it will be nightmare when i wake up

[charred root]

thx

[untold wyvern]

on his way to 106 containment

[tame pendant]

Aye he's coming for ya

[hollow sparrow]

This is way to real

https://tenor.com/view/yuji-itadori-itadori-yuji-yuji-jjk-chip-jjk-gif-10255219350071955910

e

[spiral bough]

every custom builder after the update (they have to redo everything now)

[hollow sparrow]

Rel

[left chasm]

true

[spiral bough]

I’m gonna cry knowing I have to redo everything now

[spiral bough]

😭

the new D-Class looks good tho, it’ll be worth it in the end

[untold wyvern]

the new class d is handsome

[tame pendant]

Just like me

[charred root]

woah

[hazy widget]

hi there

[charred root]

AI

[charred root]

hi

[untold wyvern]

very cool background!

[hazy widget]

hi there

[charred root]

@untold wyvern make 096 ver

[untold wyvern]

lemme try

[charred root]

hows ur today

[untold wyvern]

i can only make 10 everyday

this app sucks

[charred root]

buy plus

[untold wyvern]

10 dollars a month

[charred root]

it looks not bad huh?

wait a min, i must go bath now

i forgot time fk

[hazy widget]

good good thanks for asking

[runic lichen]

hell nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[shy horizon]

isnt the one on discord free?

[fossil olive]

[forest field]

I wish all generative ai technology never evolved past their "Clearly fake and too glitchy to be used for any practical purpose besides shitposting" phase

[spark heath]

https://tenor.com/view/asdera-gif-26945456

https://tenor.com/view/омагад-поко-gif-7544034393544628149

POCO

[snow root]

That should be their disclaimer

[charred root]

[steep summit]

unfortunately it's destined to improve

will smith eating spaghetti is probably the best example

[forest field]

I've already seen ai generated videos of security camera footage of presidential figures commiting robberies

Let me see if I can find it

This shit: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/444650457294700556/1278512716860100628/twitter-1828813347560497152.mp4?ex=66d70201&is=66d5b081&hm=682b077f1e0739312f0ef9d7b9b325e61370f1310e64565746bba327b99673f5&

This one too

[errant hollow]

Still looks fake

But we need to blow up every ai thing that's come up in the past year or two

[tough tapir]

!maid

[snow umbra]

Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.

[errant hollow]

If people want images they should make them themselves

[ionic snow]

bro i spawn in and die

what the fuck

[forest field]

This is what we've been trying to say for the past 2 years

[errant hollow]

We need to blow up every computer

[ionic snow]

!079

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/824716726460481566/079.gif

[quick knot]

Everyone is now dead as their heads explode

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-paw-simpsons-wish-gif-22682473

[errant hollow]

???

[quick knot]

Basic definition of computer

[errant hollow]

Brain is not a computer.

Brain is brain

Never speak again

More like terran hawk more like

Tuah. Hawk

[quick knot]

Computers are a thing that stores and process information

[errant hollow]

Ok but they're not brains

[flat kayak]

[quick knot]

Computers straight up used to be a job title for people who constantly did math equations

[errant hollow]

The only brain that will explode is yours

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-head-nodding-meme-headbutt-hit-funny-cat-silly-car-gif-4307198055042192017

[quick knot]

As long as it can process information. It is can be considered a computer.

[errant hollow]

You know what fine blow up every brain idc

Its not exactly a monkey's paw situation if it happens it's more like an unintended bonus

[quick knot]

Oldest man made computer

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-cat-cucumber-scared-gif-10226870

[glossy coyote]

Does it play doom?

[quick knot]

If you try hard enough it probably could

[hearty heart]

anything can play doom

[white forum]

Console when?

[distant cove]

Satan will probably be happy to get some of those annoying ass demons out of hell

[unique hamlet]

meow

tag not working in game

[foggy coyote]

boolet

[hearty heart]

hi

[hollow sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059217965360357406/1251089162770186320/ssstik.io_1718201689270-ezgif.com-resize.gif

[unique hamlet]

monkey

[foggy coyote]

hop on r6

[olive forge]

• lucifer

[hearty heart]

i don’t play r6

maybe if ubisoft actually gave me back my console stuff id play

[foggy coyote]

womp wom p

[amber ether]

Please stop speaking

[foggy coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1091441098829856949/1278215928122966026/Happy_blue_goober_dancing.gif

[lean kettle]

What is the meaning of the coin?

In what?

[amber ether]

To decide life and death for dboys

[foggy coyote]

perish

[lean kettle]

Does their life have meaning? The lives of criminals whose lives are so worthless that they are only good for experimentation...

😢

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

Will somebody PLEASE check the wheel? It seems to be slightly rigged at this point

[uneven stream]

[fallow kite]

Hey y'all, how can I install plugins for a dedicated server and where do I get them? I want to do some experiments with character resizing have no idea how

[crystal grail]

We got HL3, GTA 6 and SCP:SL 14.0...

Impossible!

[forest field]

HL3?... Did I miss something?...

[crystal grail]

Not officially confirmed but

A lot of evidence suggesting it

[gilded timber]

Hi!
You can install plugins inside your server files: SCP Secret Laboratory / PluginAPI / plugins / global
You can get plugins on the Northwood API Discord

!nwapi

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/tztUba7A2b

[fallow kite]

Thanks 🙂

[fallow kite]

What about exiled?

[gilded timber]

You will need to install that separately on your server, here's a link to their latest version:
https://github.com/ExMod-Team/EXILED/releases/tag/v8.11.0

They do also have a discord I'm happy to dm you the invite to

[somber cliff]

the worst plugins setups

not recomended

[gilded timber]

Exiled have been great in my experience

[sleek estuary]

(exiled better)

[sleek estuary]

huh?

[somber cliff]

?

[wicked spade]

they are getting inbred aka the ai generated content slips in their training so dw much

[somber cliff]

freak ?

[sleek estuary]

you literally cannot say exiled is worse

[somber cliff]

why

[sleek estuary]

it has a actual built API thats good, unlike nwapi (im not shitting on nwapi)

[gilded timber]

Your best option would be hosting a server locally on your computer and either port forwarding it or using something like hamachi

[paper hemlock]

when the when

the

[somber cliff]

that looks good but coding that is PAIN. 23723727 bugs, more then errors, and trash technical support. At once im writing for another error when im trying create a plugin on exiled, after they say on the ticket "fuck you, if have problems try to send that to developers". And finishing they support terrorism loool.

[vernal jolt]

Joins
Two seconds pass
Leaves the server

[sleek estuary]

theres literally no bugs

im 100% sure you are using reboot

which is bad

[paper hemlock]

erm

[sleek estuary]

dont use reboot, use the actual official exiled

[somber cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-metal-gear-time-skip-time-phantom-cigar-gif-6933960479127071462

[somber cliff]

that.official.exilled.

[sleek estuary]

ive never had any issues or bugs, so prob a skill issue

[somber cliff]

ok if don't i coding. im try to use some his plugins then... I SEE ANOTHER BUGS

[gilded timber]

Plugins are separate to the framework

[wispy hill]

first mistake is using exiled reboot

[somber cliff]

NWApi most easy

[somber cliff]

Im NOT

how many counts say ?

[sleek estuary]

nwapi isn't more easy tho

it literally just isn't

[tardy walrus]

insu my 🐐

[wispy hill]

wassup nick

u my goat fr 🐐

[gilded timber]

For plugin development particularly Exiled is vastly superior, that's why I want LabAPI

[sleek estuary]

exiled has features, helpers, methods, easy event hooking, extensions that makes stuff easy, etc

[tardy walrus]

nothing much just chillin doin my thing

wbu

[sleek estuary]

its built for people who want a easier way to make plugins

[wispy hill]

on a bus rn

its slow

has labapi released yet

i forgor

[sleek estuary]

say you have a bomb and it will go off if the bus doesn't go faster

[tardy walrus]

nah

[wispy hill]

now thats a one way ticket to hell

[quick knot]

Put brick on pedal

[wispy hill]

terran

NO

[quick knot]

But it stops bomb

[wispy hill]

wait fair point

but i like boom boom

burn in fiery hell

[vernal jolt]

Come out, you're gonna die anyway

[meager slate]

Bomba

[ionic snow]

nerds

[wispy hill]

hi stinky @meager slate

[meager slate]

I'm not stinky >:[

[tardy walrus]

tallest person on earth is present

[meager slate]

CORRECT

So real

[wispy hill]

but who's the shortest

[quick knot]

They are also present

[tardy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/double-life-gru-gif-15712241234131088719

[ionic snow]

when did u last shower

[somber cliff]

for me man i

[wispy hill]

never

[sleek estuary]

fair

but I prefer exiled

[meager slate]

Today

[wispy hill]

people have preferences

[ionic snow]

liar

liar

pants on fire

[meager slate]

You

[tardy walrus]

@fallow kite dont forget we got 1v1 to do

[wispy hill]

auro is a stinky poopy liar

[meager slate]

None of the above

[wispy hill]

prove it

what u gotta say