general-chat

[solar glacier]

John Lisak the bullsquid why’d you do that

Do you not value a human life?

[lethal scroll]

im a alien bullsquid, so......

[lethal scroll]

SORRY FOR 9/11ING YOUR RADIO TOWER!

[gusty plover]

It doesnt

[pale tide]

who has the clip of the guy in the elevator saying "Guys I am pretty sure the serpents hand have a jailbird" 3 seconds before we all explode to a serpents hand with a jailbird

[forest field]

Isn't Anthropomorphic SCP-939 just the normal SCP-939?

[wanton ravine]

My friend just bought a server, how does he access admin powers?

[pale tide]

one is stupid, one actually has a brain (I'm actually the first option)

[forest field]

Neato

[fossil oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/693828237960413204/1265206891705798676/caption.gif

[gray sable]

what game is this?

[lethal scroll]

Just cause 3

[gray sable]

ohh i've heard of it

[random schooner]

TFW you can't upgrade your card between one d-boi wants it on 1 to 1 to upgrade their Janitor to Zone Manager, and the other wants it on Very Fine because they love gambling, and 914 ends up being on Rough or Coarse everytime it gets activated

[sleek estuary]

@gloomy spoke sorry i didnt see you typing until last second, is there something else you need?

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/puffer-fish-gif-24866377

[merry current]

On the back of the throat

[glacial nymph]

Hello everyone and welcome to DAY 19 of giving away Reputation point! 🔥 🗣️
To get it, Reply to this message before anyone does, and you will get it! Good luck everyone 💯

[rancid dome]

No

[glacial nymph]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 48 minutes, 11 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rancid dome]

!rep @glacial nymph

[snow umbra]

You have just given @glacial nymph a reputation point!

[glacial nymph]

Congratulations 🎉👏💯🔥

Also thx

[rancid dome]

Told you man, I got your algorithm

[glacial nymph]

[rancid dome]

:D 🤝

[glacial nymph]

I just woke up lol it's 6 am

[rancid dome]

Ah. Good morning then

[glacial nymph]

Morning

Welp, time for me to go work

[rancid dome]

Hope ya enjoy it

I have to wait for about a week more then I'll know if I can just throw all my attention away from school

[warped trench]

when Scientist plushy?

[tough tapir]

Tomorrow

[sleek estuary]

ur not supposed to leak it smh

gonna have to tell HR

[glacial nymph]

Snitch

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-kitten-mlem-rawr-gif-20742503

[fossil skiff]

bro I got banned for a week for saying Seeesh wtf

[glacial nymph]

Hello there, mind checking #technical-support

(if you are banned globally idk)

(or on official servers)

[naive mantle]

..

[sleek estuary]

oh my lord

[naive mantle]

he also speaks

[sleek estuary]

what that mean

[naive mantle]

we never speak

[sleek estuary]

r u schizophrenic

[lethal scroll]

Rate my wallpaper

[glacial nymph]

Someone using masculine batman background in 2024?

Guys we have been saved

There's still hope

Now rate my background

[patent bear]

hard

[sonic musk]

💀

[tough tapir]

Least schizo SL member

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231605907637665844/1242376824630284349/togif-1.gif

[shut carbon]

hey guys welcome back to day 1821821 of stealing reputation points

reply to this message and you have to give me a rep point (I will not hesitate to sue)

[tough tapir]

!rep @mystic summit

[snow umbra]

You have just given @mystic summit a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

[shut carbon]

calling my divorce lawyers

i mean

the ones that helped me with the divorce settlement

[teal scaffold]

frtgyuhijokpl[;'

[tough tapir]

I agree

[gaunt talon]

Good argument

But I will disagree

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/your-mother-great-argument-however-megamind-your-mom-yo-mama-gif-22994712

[teal scaffold]

6y453ewg RYUZ6TJF

[gaunt talon]

Maybe

[teal scaffold]

kfgewrsieyboardfQWd broekaaaneen

[random schooner]

So I got into an elevator with another D-Boy and 96. Other D-Boy says his goodbyes to me, then grenades 96 with the 3 nades he picked up from light armory, killing him. I pick up his hat, and as soon as the elevator doors open to heavy, a guard throws a lightbulb, yells at me to surrender, and I put on the hat. After getting angry and firing bullets everywhere, another D-Boy comes up the elevator, and the guard sees him and screams "There you are! Finally!" and shoots him on sight, thinking he's me.

[gaunt talon]

I don't think keyboards are like that when broken

[teal scaffold]

ssp ipolled ssoddas oanr iattt

[polar spade]

Did u end up killing the guard?

[random schooner]

No, I managed to slip out when a squad of guards open the door while my hat was still on. The hat lasted just enough longer for doctor and a zombie to pass me unnoticed, and I managed to run to the exit uninterrupted

[polar spade]

Did u end up escaping?

[random schooner]

Yeah

[teal scaffold]

t haQWTRS GOOfsaD

[random schooner]

The D-Boy grenade trapping shy guy was enough to trigger a Chaos wave right when I was escaping anyways

[tough tapir]

I think Josh is having a stroke

[teal scaffold]

iw m onkay

[polar spade]

Did u plant a 7.62 between the guard’s eyes

[gaunt talon]

He said he spilled soda over his keyboard

[tough tapir]

Yes yes you're monkey

[teal scaffold]

corrreact

[tough tapir]

Are you sure it's not a stroke

[teal scaffold]

IOT Hiawts aaadfrandtom keays

hea4lp

[tough tapir]

I don't know if that can be hea4lped

[polar spade]

U know keeping a device on after a water spill, or similar, increases the chance of it being irreparably damaged

[teal scaffold]

tqiks oksayuhe

[polar spade]

After u spill water on something, immediately power it off

[random schooner]

Like I said, there was an entire wave of guards coming to help the guard that tried shooting me

[tough tapir]

Good ol short circuit

[polar spade]

I mean after u escaped

[teal scaffold]

nqot itff woatn

[tough tapir]

Or corrossion if anything

[teal scaffold]

isOEPRPOAL AClfohol

[random schooner]

Nah I think the plague doctor got him

[tough tapir]

Why did you spill isopropanol on your kb

[teal scaffold]

nozw it awadaw sodaty

healkpj

mf numabners arwa workasdifn g a awltittle akjbit

124732

[tough tapir]

Close enough

[teal scaffold]

12347387900

[tough tapir]

I'm not sure 7 comes after 4 but keep at it

[random schooner]

white black white black white black white black white black white black grey

[teal scaffold]

i hnawsfrd it af itsgh on wahile \aaisoparopal awlcohoal is aoaan it itaw fiaxes it

[teal scaffold]

whyite balabvck whyite balabvck whyite balabvck

grayuz

gra

grayuz

yuz hitsda aloat of akaeys

of

[runic umbra]

what

[teal scaffold]

of

[tough tapir]

He spilled isopropanol on his kb

[teal scaffold]

no]EO IT AWs sodat

[tough tapir]

Soda and isopropanol*

[runic umbra]

is that a reference

[teal scaffold]

n]EO ithg wadass aispooroppal atto afaix ity

[fallow pagoda]

SODAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[tough tapir]

I'd have done that with the kb off but

[gaunt talon]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white

[tough tapir]

Josh be Joshing

[teal scaffold]

o

yuz

okay i plugged in a different keyboard

soda is not good

[fallow pagoda]

SODAAAAAAAAA

[random schooner]

I more associate it with CB but yeah

[teal scaffold]

i heard leaving it on with the soda and isopropal fixes it

[tough tapir]

Your other kb needs soda treatment

[teal scaffold]

isopropal fixin it

okay

on it

NO

ima try the old one again

grayuiz

[tough tapir]

It was barely 15 seconds lmao

[teal scaffold]

okay that didnt wokr

wirrkj

i just need grammer lessons, that was on my good kleyboard

omg

[fallow pagoda]

@teal scaffold pour Isopropyl alcohol on me

[teal scaffold]

SODDDDAAAA

[tough tapir]

Soder

[fallow pagoda]

SODAAAAAAAA

[runic umbra]

Gray?

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/coca-cola-espuma-spin-troll-gif-20279994

[teal scaffold]

let me try it again

[fallow pagoda]

Get out.

[teal scaffold]

ill try gray till it work

[tough tapir]

Coca cola espuma

[random schooner]

Yeah not sure what the whole White Black Grey meant in the original tale, although in CB it seems to have the meaning of 2 things coming together to form something greater than the some of its parts (most likely the player and D-9341)

[teal scaffold]

grayuiz

[tough tapir]

grayuiz

[teal scaffold]

i cant hit y on that one

[teal scaffold]

yuiuz

it was coke

[tough tapir]

Conk

[fallow pagoda]

Fent is better

[teal scaffold]

true

[tough tapir]

Grayuiz conk

[teal scaffold]

let me try coke on my other keyboard

grayuiz cokwme

[gaunt talon]

Colombian?

[fallow pagoda]

Fentposing

[random schooner]

A D-Boi was on surface near gate A and starts using SCP-2506, with chat actually being helpful for once and assuring him that there's no one near the surface and he's free to go to the exit. He starts literally going: "Okay, I think I should be fine as long as the MTF don't-"

YOU ARE MTF CAPTAIN

[teal scaffold]

my other keyboard just shut off.

[fallow pagoda]

Lmao you can’t use hashtags

[teal scaffold]

the lights not working

[random schooner]

A couple of psychos opened fire on him immediatly, although we managed to cuff him and escort him to the escape

[tough tapir]

Your keyboard went into the light

o7

[teal scaffold]

it was 159 dollas

: (

[tough tapir]

killed by 2 dollar coke

[fallow pagoda]

Guys anyone remember CrashBox?

[teal scaffold]

1.50

vending machine

[tough tapir]

Same thing, still coke

[fallow pagoda]

Anyone?

The show CrashBox

[teal scaffold]

ill just drop it till it works brb

usually works

[fallow pagoda]

Drop me

[gaunt talon]

You are his keyboard

[tough tapir]

Just wipe it with isopropanol again and let it dry out for like 5 mins before plugging it back in

[teal scaffold]

a9it s owaroking agAIN

ooakyyauy

[tough tapir]

That kb won't survive till the end of day lmao

[fallow pagoda]

@teal scaffold dump your keyboard into mineral water🔥🔥🔥🔥

[teal scaffold]

iut will lasawft forawver

[fallow pagoda]

(Not oil)

[tough tapir]

((dump it in oil))

[teal scaffold]

i got car oil

will that work

[fallow pagoda]

Yes

[teal scaffold]

lube it up

[fallow pagoda]

Used tho

NOT NEW

ONLY HSED

[teal scaffold]

i have oil in a oil tray in my garage from 3 weeks ago

that will do>?

[fallow pagoda]

Fuck yea

[teal scaffold]

okayi will try right now

[tough tapir]

Go to your local mcdonalds and ask them for some of the fry oil

Dunk your kb in that

[fallow pagoda]

(This poor keyboard

It will work whether it likes it or not

[polar spade]

I think its related to the spiral gestalt

[teal scaffold]

okay its sitting in the rtray next to me

how long do i let it sit for

[fallow pagoda]

Mmm

3 mins

[teal scaffold]

okay thank you

[ornate terrace]

[fallow pagoda]

Just make sure to use it with used oil still in it,

Make sure them keys are nice and lubed

[teal scaffold]

but it will make my desk oil ey

[gaunt talon]

Shove everything in your house inside car oil

[fallow pagoda]

Mmmmmmmm

[random schooner]

The tale came out before CB

[fallow pagoda]

@teal scaffold put it in a bag?

Them keys gotta be lubed

[teal scaffold]

ill wipe the bottom with my used tissues

[fallow pagoda]

Atta boy

[teal scaffold]

okay im gonna plug it in

im gonna type "coke"

see

[fallow pagoda]

(You should send a picture >:))

[teal scaffold]

lkets

[fallow pagoda]

I wanna see a really lubed keyboard

[polar spade]

Spiral Gestalt is definitely part of CB's lore

There's a couple references to it which directly link to D-9341

[teal scaffold]

coofjuoaookoalkkee

gargarsrarayysydcuky59e

[fallow pagoda]

That is clearly spelled right

Perfect working order

[teal scaffold]

gray doesnt work anymore

let me try nuymbers

1iuj2bhoiuy5h6hb21jn3bj76nkj43nm5k8mk09

why would you tell me to do that t now it is working worseee : (

[fallow pagoda]

Nooooooo

It’s lubed

You might need more Isopropyl alcohol

[hearty stirrup]

wtf are you guys on about

[random schooner]

I mean the white black white black grey doesn't seem to mean anything in the tale, which has nothing to do with spiral gestalt, while CB does

[fallow pagoda]

You seem like you would like to go into the basement

[polar spade]

What tale is this exactly?

[hearty stirrup]

whuh????

[polar spade]

I haven't actually heard of a spiral gestalt on the SCP Wiki

[fallow pagoda]

Would you like to see my basement where you would live?

[calm knoll]

эхххх

[gaunt talon]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white

I think this one

[hearty stirrup]

no

[tough tapir]

Zenlegg

🥚

[teal scaffold]

i cant send a picture of my keyboard in this

[fallow pagoda]

Media chat baybee

[orchid kraken]

Imagine next gow game is Sun wukong killing Atreus

[lethal scroll]

The new Batman logo fucking sucks

[ionic snow]

Typa bullshit is this?

[lethal scroll]

The new official Batman logo

[ionic snow]

That's kinda

shite

[lethal scroll]

It's very shite

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/chewin-the-fat-chewing-the-fat-karen-dunbar-scottish-comedy-scotland-gif-21531850

[olive forge]

that’s literally just a rectangle

[orchid kraken]

The portal references, they're haunting me

[gaunt talon]

I know the guy on the second screenshot

He was in one of my clips

https://youtu.be/D-pJHc4ZBos?si=jVk06HwrPysMf78h

[glacial nymph]

Bruh

10/10 thumbnail

[paper hemlock]

😛😛

@glacial nymph your bio says bedrock can't be broken without cheating but what about the piston, TNT method?

[vivid crescent]

yo guys the game working for you?

i can't authenticate idk if the issue is on me or on the servers

[paper hemlock]

yeah I hopped off tho cuz I got banned

[paper hemlock]

open steam

[vivid crescent]

damn

[paper hemlock]

open the game on the steam thing

[gaunt talon]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[gaunt talon]

Try writing ar in the console

[vivid crescent]

nah doesn't work

[paper hemlock]

@vivid crescent open properties and do verify files

[vivid crescent]

that too

[paper hemlock]

hmmm

[vivid crescent]

i also tried the -fdiscord thing

[gaunt talon]

Is your wifi good

[vivid crescent]

i mean yeah

i don't have lag issues or ping issues

[paper hemlock]

@vivid crescent did you turn off your PC and turn it back on?

[vivid crescent]

yessir

[paper hemlock]

that works for me

bro 💀

are you banned 😭

[vivid crescent]

bro i installed the game this morning

they sniped me alr?

[paper hemlock]

🤔🤔🤔

[vivid crescent]

they must know i play league

[paper hemlock]

idk

best of luck I guess 😭

[vivid crescent]

☠️

[gaunt talon]

Almost forgot to send the sticker

[vivid crescent]

🥶

i opened a ticket tho, hopefully i'll be able to fix

[glacial nymph]

Won't work

I personally didn't try it myself but no way it can break it

[somber raptor]

hi

WHY IS MY GPU ARTIFACTING

[paper hemlock]

heat song low-key

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3b8Z74yc3OtowaUwEGFHdK?si=oOGy38vaTouNyk-dfcfoHA

[fallow kite]

I got an AP occultism exam tomorrow and didn't study at all

[somber raptor]

shit

[fallow kite]

im failing for sure

[paper hemlock]

🔥🔥🔥

[fallow kite]

anyone have the notes from last weeks class?

[somber raptor]

My computer is artifacting so bad

I hope my gpu isn't cooked 😭

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231605907637665844/1242376824630284349/togif-1.gif

[glacial nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-real-trollface-the-trollface-trolling-troll-gif-21270830

[random schooner]

Holy fuck, facility guards actually managed to stick together and kill a SCP 🙀

[polar spade]

Impossible

[glacial nymph]

They can

Most of people just dumb

Dumb

[gaunt talon]

Got 173 to 500 hp once

With some other guard

[somber raptor]

i once got 173 from full health to 0 with an elevator and an uncanny amount of grenades

[haughty oasis]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[polar spade]

#bot-commands

[somber raptor]

it was like 6 nades

[somber raptor]

One time me and 4 other guards killed 106 within 38 seconds of the round starting

because the dumbass decided to come to the entrance zone

[random schooner]

Yeah that's more or less what happened. All the guards opened fire on him and he retreated.... Then immediately re-emerged and slowly walked towards guards before he died

[vivid crescent]

is it fucked up if i ping staff on my ticket or is it ok?

[somber raptor]

what the hell 😭

[vivid crescent]

the only thing that comes to mind is "gidagidigidagada o"

[solid willow]

Chicos de España, me han expulsado de un servidor hasta el 01/01/0001 🤑

[stable wadi]

buena suerte esperando hasta el fin de los tiempos

[solid willow]

Ya ves, entrando a un servidor Francés

[rancid dome]

Please speak English, guys.

[stable wadi]

france moment

[solid willow]

Ok, sorry

[rancid dome]

Thank you. :)

Also no worries

[vivid crescent]

?

[gaunt talon]

Just wait

Doesn't take much

[rancid dome]

Please dont, just wait patiently

[vivid crescent]

aight

[foggy coyote]

true

[solid echo]

Nunca

https://tenor.com/view/i-hired-this-cat-to-stare-at-you-hired-cat-stare-meme-gif-4497515252014672944

[tough tapir]

It went disco mode

[somber raptor]

it was VIDEO_SCHEDULER_INTERNAL_ERROR

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/disco-elysium-harry-du-bois-video-game-dance-boogie-gif-18242576185572024745

[tough zealot]

I want to go home so I can play silly scp game but no I'm at school

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231605907637665844/1242376824630284349/togif-1.gif

[viral bough]

I have an authorisation error, does anyone know what to do?

[meager slate]

Type "AR" in console

[mystic summit]

Put yours away dear auro

[viral bough]

yea i tried that

[meager slate]

I'm not in class

[meager slate]

Uhh, #technical-support it is then

[summer pumice]

deer auro

🦌

[mystic summit]

not that deer

I already have a dear deer

[meager slate]

Not a deer

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[untold wyvern]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[untold wyvern]

!rep @strange trellis

[snow umbra]

You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!

[strange trellis]

thank you for the arbitrary internet point

[tight ermine]

!rep @strange trellis

[snow umbra]

You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1237145459315834974/1277612221362602136/image.png?ex=66cdcc9a&is=66cc7b1a&hm=6caffd13c7acc162d94f2a5e144189900fa88c4f2293f7d9bc67be2b001b8517&

[summer pumice]

049: let me break it down for you.

[orchid kraken]

my pc started tweaking as soon as i put 512 override point for camera in sfm

[rocky adder]

Hello SCP gamers I need a favor rq

Someone ping me

[olive forge]

@rocky adder

[gaunt talon]

@rocky adder

[tight ermine]

@rocky adder

[rocky adder]

God damn it it’s still busted

There is a ping somewhere that I never dealt with

The app won’t show me

[tight ermine]

Discord

[polar spade]

Mark all channels as read

[rocky adder]

Says I have zero now, but anytime I get pings it’s always the actual amount plus 1

I have

In most servers

Wait

Someone ping me again

[polar spade]

Just mark all channels as read

[tight ermine]

Have you tried pouring whole milk over your computer?

@rocky adder

[rocky adder]

Considering it more and more

[rocky adder]

How do I do that for like everything at once

[polar spade]

Are you on mobile?

[rocky adder]

Yea

[tight ermine]

There's a way 👀

[polar spade]

Ah lemme check

[rocky adder]

thank you

[rough wing]

It was kinda fun being in a perpetual cycle of doing labor

Throughout the entire animation making process

So my scenes came out like shit

[rough wing]

10/10 would do again

[orchid kraken]

wait what scene

[rough wing]

My part

[polar spade]

Yea i can't seem to find a way.
ig u can mark each server u have as read

Hold for options and mark server as read, for every single server...

[orchid kraken]

ah

[rocky adder]

God damn it

I’ve got nothing better to do

[polar spade]

The OCD is too powerful

[strong dune]

The game….

Work on…

The game…

[orchid kraken]

give me a free NW role

[strong dune]

Ghost noises*

[orchid kraken]

i be most useful nw staff

for doing nothing

[rancid dome]

I got you bro

giving you a ts role to help them deal with the global ban cases :)

[polar spade]

Can't be worse than Simple
Literally killed his boss

[orchid kraken]

give me in game role so i can scare ppl with "i will ban you if you ban me"

[rancid dome]

That aint my job

[rocky adder]

Okay someone ping me

[rancid dome]

He's overthrowing

@rocky adder

[orchid kraken]

so give me discord nw role so i can just ban ppl and scare them

[polar spade]

There is no cure

[rancid dome]

^^

You're done for

[polar spade]

There is no salvation, only misery

[rocky adder]

Do it again rq

[rancid dome]

@rocky adder

[rocky adder]

Oh my god

I think it’s still busted but also I got a dm at the same time so idk for sure

Whatever I really don’t have the energy for this rn anyways

[rancid dome]

time for some rest :3

[rocky adder]

Well

That’s the unfortunate part

I woke up like 2 hours ago

Start class in 30 mins

[rancid dome]

Uh oh

[rocky adder]

It’s more just mental energy with some stuff happening lately

[rancid dome]

That's terrible

[polar spade]

Turns out all u needed to do was restart the app

or the phone

[rocky adder]

Not gonna vent about it here but it is what it is I suppose

[hardy python]

hey yall👋😼

[rancid dome]

I see.. that's totally fine mate, hope you feel better soon! <3

[rancid dome]

Heya

[rocky adder]

Appreciate it

[rough wing]

I woke up at 6 am today and couldn't sleep for an entire hour so I had to wait for the storm to cut out and the lighting to weaken and when it finally did and I woke up in the morning I checked on the pile of nuts under the tarp and they were all fucking soggy making my job take like 4-5 more days then what it should take and I was so fucking angry

The tarp was there to keep them safe from the rain, but instead it made the rain water go directly into the nuts

So now we have a soggy nuts issue and we have to wait for them to dry

More work = less days seeing my lover = more boredom

[rough wing]

And the worst part is the upcoming three days are also predicted to be stormy

So we really don't know what to fucking do

Other than waiting a full week at least

[tough zealot]

I'm in my passing hour I don't have class right now

[somber raptor]

💀

[somber raptor]

😮

[simple sluice]

i like being silly so much like its very funny

[lusty talon]

how to make my friend able to join my private local server

console shows he join but then he gets kicked

[fallow kite]

whoever told me to type in console "quit smoking" I am tracing your location, pray

[lusty talon]

what happened

[fallow kite]

if you type that in console its like alt+f4

[rancid dome]

Someone told him to type quit smoking in the console in-game most likely

[fallow kite]

yh

[rancid dome]

it just ignores the smoking and quits the game lol

[strange trellis]

the command that literally says "quit" makes you quit out of the game?!

who couldve thought

[rancid dome]

Never saw it coming man

[lusty talon]

how to make my friend able to join my dedicated local server chat

[untold wyvern]

i didnt know

[rancid dome]

not surprised from a "silly" man

Also that one person in your pfp looks.... very familiar

[hollow sparrow]

i never knew that NW takes months to answer verification e mails

im becoming insane

[rancid dome]

Did you send another?

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flashbang-gif-25002731

[hollow sparrow]

noe

[lusty talon]

how can i make my friend join my pc server local by ip

[hollow sparrow]

some verifivation guy on discord said i need to wait

and i wait ages

im becoming really crazy

[rancid dome]

Usually it's only for about a week or 2 AT MOST

you can send another if it's over that

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

Damn, Dee got that luck1000000000000

[strange trellis]

I know right

[rancid dome]

What luck!

[olive forge]

open Instagram
soft core porn
☹️

[rancid dome]

truly impressive

[olive forge]

genuine travesty

[rancid dome]

Sounds like instagram yeah

[woeful whale]

open yt
factorio videos

[grizzled totem]

Wow that was close

[olive forge]

what the fuck is a factorio

[meager slate]

Feel free to send another request if it's been 2 weeks. Its easy to miss some emails, we get a lot.

Factorio goated

[hollow sparrow]

oh aight

rel

[strong dune]

Recommendation based on what you watch

[olive forge]

^

[rancid dome]

I'm happy to help with that. :)

(When I can get into the team ofc)

[woeful whale]

Same on insta no?

[rancid dome]

Yes.

[woeful whale]

Facebook/Meta has all your infos

[meager slate]

Idk if we allow bullies on here..

[rancid dome]

Ey, no

No more

[summer pumice]

Unshort

[meager slate]

Told you I never forgive

[olive forge]

on the recommended page yeah

[rancid dome]

That's up to you

[olive forge]

but recommended is different than accounts selling out to people with onlyfans

and then posting it on their IG

[woeful whale]

Well yeah. Its on Twitter too

[hollow sparrow]

ive send now another e mail

https://tenor.com/view/sound-the-car-alarm-cat-gif-9895924581726852336

[meager slate]

Alright, someone will probably have a look :>

[woeful whale]

Now Auro can work + redacted hours

[hollow sparrow]

i hope so 🙏 i wrote in the e mail also a whole note abt the server since it got unverified again due problems with NW (solarnet users etc but thats now ruled)

[wicked spade]

forgiveness won't change the fact that you are short

[summer pumice]

Nah auro's not short

I know something of yours that is tiny though

[tame hollow]

🤨

[meager slate]

I'm on LoA, I'm chillin

[tame hollow]

the fuck did i just read

[meager slate]

Whar

[tame hollow]

cook me something

[tame hollow]

this auro

[meager slate]

Cook you waht

OH

[tame hollow]

hungarian food

[meager slate]

OH

[summer pumice]

I can't even make those jokes now?

[meager slate]

Lángos

[summer pumice]

Man we live in a world. Society of

[meager slate]

Or

Gulyás

[summer pumice]

My friend went to Hungary as a Erasmus project and told me you guys' cuisine is equivalent of a rotten fish in a can

[tame hollow]

[summer pumice]

Is that true?

[tame hollow]

maybe this

[summer pumice]

Afaik he only ate a soup, which was red

I do not remember the name

[rancid dome]

I mean... if they chose that, it's their choice. I will not try and change their mind.

[woeful whale]

Yes that was literally it if he eat "Halászlé"

[woeful whale]

Love of Auro?

[rancid dome]

Indeed

[meager slate]

Yup

Love of Auro

[summer pumice]

Polish cuisine wasn't that bad

[meager slate]

Leave of Absence

[summer pumice]

Except the fact that majority of it is pork

And I cannot eat that

[meager slate]

Crunchy

[woeful whale]

Thats sad

[summer pumice]

Not really

[woeful whale]

Mostly everything here made with pork lol

[tame hollow]

yummers

[summer pumice]

Ah!

[tame hollow]

I love pork sausages

[summer pumice]

That's why he didn't like it

[woeful whale]

Ye, possibly

[summer pumice]

I don't eat pork

So idk what they taste like really

Except the one time I accidentally ate it

[meager slate]

They taste like pork

[wicked spade]

that tiny thing is a monster my brother

[woeful whale]

You can eat chicken or cow

You not eating pork because of religion right?

[summer pumice]

And culture

Mainly religion

[woeful whale]

Ah nice.

[meager slate]

@tame hollow i'd make u a banger meal

Such a banger meal you'd never be hungry again

[summer pumice]

Cyanide

[woeful whale]

He will be a banger meal?

[wicked spade]

sounds like murder

[summer pumice]

That will be the best last meal of his life, trust me, he will not eat anything better

[meager slate]

No, I wouldn't make him into a banger meal

I'd make him a banger meal

[tame hollow]

Hungary

[tame hollow]

are you the meal

[wicked spade]

[robust stratus]

80 million calories.

[meager slate]

I could be

[woeful whale]

[summer pumice]

I bet auro would taste very good when baked in the oven

[fringe cedar]

Huh

[grizzled totem]

Least weird general chat

[fringe cedar]

Honestly you might be right

[meager slate]

Hey he started

[fringe cedar]

Hey auro

[meager slate]

hi

[hollow sparrow]

i see so many NW staff in just one sl server

[wicked spade]

@meager slate just to confirm you are a dude right so i can insult you appropriately

[hollow sparrow]

thats rare

[meager slate]

I love trolling

[wicked spade]

mf

[hollow sparrow]

who doesnt

[summer pumice]

Relatable

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-head-nodding-meme-headbutt-hit-funny-cat-silly-car-gif-4307198055042192017

[summer pumice]

Especially on this account, they can't tell

[wicked spade]

what happened to your main

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231605907637665844/1242376824630284349/togif-1.gif

[summer pumice]

I don't like it

[wicked spade]

bruh

[fringe cedar]

Bruh

[summer pumice]

It vexes me

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-freddy-roxanne-wolf-five-nights-at-freddys-five-nights-at-freddys-security-breach-gif-25515942

[fringe cedar]

HUH

Bro some people are down bad

I need to get this off my screen one sec

Uh

Pancakes

Chocolate

Cookie

[untold wyvern]

not that bad

[fringe cedar]

There we go that’s better

[woeful whale]

It's still there for me.
Send a car pic

[summer pumice]

🐱

[fringe cedar]

Bunny

[summer pumice]

don't have embed

[meager slate]

Heres something better

[woeful whale]

Bunny

[summer pumice]

Sea bunni!!!

[fringe cedar]

Bunny

[meager slate]

[summer pumice]

Why can't we have this as an emoji in this server

What's preventing them?

Cruelty?

[woeful whale]

Seeing this bnuyn

[meager slate]

Bnuuy

[hollow sparrow]

bunne

[meager slate]

They want to eat the poor thing

SEE

[fringe cedar]

XD

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-corn-eat-yum-gif-5817660121508986262

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-fwadri-gif-11004704832309907872

[meager slate]

do NOT eat the seabunni

[fringe cedar]

I mean bunny and yummy do rhyme

[meager slate]

No no no

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/sml-jeffy-cat-food-eating-eat-gif-16869092106358927478

[grizzled totem]

Why not?

[meager slate]

How u look

[rancid dome]

Auro made a big mistake with the gif and emoji

[meager slate]

Not edible

[meager slate]

Why are people so cruel...

[grizzled totem]

Everything is edible at least once

[fringe cedar]

Truuuuue

[untold wyvern]

FUCK

[rancid dome]

It is what it is
It happens😔

[summer pumice]

Sea bunni isn't edible 😦

[untold wyvern]

I PUSHED MY CARDBOARD BOX OFF

[olive forge]

i just got called a sweat for making anti cola

and for closing a door on a dude

[fringe cedar]

lol

[olive forge]

"nobody knows you can make pink cola except for sweats dude"

[fringe cedar]

lol

[olive forge]

is est over fur mich?

[fringe cedar]

💀

[meager slate]

Its not over for u

I think thats what u said idk tho

[untold wyvern]

isnt it 1:1

[fringe cedar]

Yeah

[untold wyvern]

600 hours on the game and i cant remember how to make it

[fringe cedar]

If you don’t know about anti cola you’re just dumb

[rancid dome]

Idk, I guess I'm dum dum then :(

[fringe cedar]

Yep

We know

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231605907637665844/1242376824630284349/togif-1.gif

[rancid dome]

This is so sad chat

[woeful whale]

I have 914 recipes open on steam webpage so can always check

[untold wyvern]

why

just why

tell me

[fringe cedar]

Yeah why

[woeful whale]

I really bad at memorizing

The very fine ones

[summer pumice]

Dumb award goes to, me 😦

[untold wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/887720544642936873/speed-1.gif

[grizzled totem]

😔 its over for me

[fringe cedar]

Yep

[meager slate]

Its oki, sometimes we are all dummies

[summer pumice]

How is it already 18:00?

[rancid dome]

:D 🤝

[meager slate]

I'm jk

I only memorized the card recipes

[summer pumice]

Same

[olive forge]

one of my favourite images

[summer pumice]

ist es over für mich?

I love it

He has the anime girl haircut if it was pulled up

[meager slate]

Lmfao

Poor fella

[wicked spade]

kid named hair transplantation:

[untold wyvern]

as soon as i join chaos theory my game crashes

500 ping average

[olive forge]

reminds me of that gif of USCP where the laptop is on fire

[untold wyvern]

how are people playing this without lagging

[olive forge]

none

chaos theory sucks

[somber raptor]

just found a 120 year old book of national anthems

[untold wyvern]

dr brights is lagging too

oh god

[olive forge]

thats actually cool as hell

[somber raptor]

it is surely made before 1905 because Sweden and Norway are united

i can't find out if it was made even earlier but it is for sure at least 119 years old

[olive forge]

post prusso france war

cause united germany

[somber raptor]

it is also a misprint

the belgium flag is wrong

[olive forge]

the greek flag is weird

never seen thatr

@somber raptor its between 1871-1880

cause thta flag of mexico is from pre 1880

[somber raptor]

goddamn 💀

so it's at least 140 years old

[summer pumice]

I see my flag

[tight ermine]

The German one as well

🇩🇪

[summer pumice]

Yeah, but wouldn't the flag of Japan be different too?

[summer pumice]

The Kyokujitsu-ki

[olive forge]

?

No?

I am not super well versed on Japanese history

but I don’t think so

what other flag did they have

[summer pumice]

Rising sun flag/Kyokujitsu-ki

[olive forge]

Oh that one

That one was never their flag

[summer pumice]

I'm aware, but it was adopted at one pint

Not sure when though

[olive forge]

It’s the naval jack

[summer pumice]

The actual red and white one was adopted in 1870

So it's gotta be after 1870

[summer pumice]

Didn't they use it during the Edo period?

[olive forge]

don’t think so

[olive forge]

Yeah cause Germany formed 1871

and it’s before the reformed republic collapsed in 1880 in Mexico

[somber raptor]

No it's just the old one

[tight ermine]

Oh shit I didn't read it was that old

Daamn

[rigid locust]

imagine if men...

[terse atlas]

Had to...

[rapid sentinel]

is scp down?

[eager wadi]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[eager wadi]

seems normal

[meager slate]

The Nyathan

[eager wadi]

nice height #422385982235475968 message

[meager slate]

I dont even see myself

[eager wadi]

posted it in general

[meager slate]

AINT NO WAY

SOMEONE WROTE IN 115CM

As my height

Someone dies

[eager wadi]

[meager slate]

I saw, opening it on mobile sucks

Who made it

Was it quincy

[tame hollow]

@meager slate you

[meager slate]

Me fr

Nyustin

[summer pumice]

Nyauro?

[cobalt skiff]

Guys my pc sadly died i got 4gb ram laptop can i play with it?

[sleek estuary]

minimum specs are 6GB of ram sooo

good luck

[cobalt skiff]

Cpu isnt that bad

[rancid dome]

Would even be lucky to boot 2 tabs of chrome tbh

considering how much they take now

[sleek estuary]

so real

[cobalt skiff]

not that bad lol

my pc died so bad ngl

i have to use this laptop for 2 months i guess

[rancid dome]

I don't wanna tell you this
But I think your PC needs a RAM upgrade

Desperately as well if imma be honest

[cobalt skiff]

Yeah i know

but i'll buy new pc in like 2 months

[hazy citrus]

Hello friends

[cobalt skiff]

this laptop with 4gb ram was my old laptop actually

[rancid dome]

Yeah man, sounds good

[cobalt skiff]

I have to play with this old man for now

[sleek estuary]

downloadmoreram.com

ex

ez

[hazy citrus]

I downloaded more ram last week and now my pc talks to me

It’s talk in Chinese and I have no clue what it’s saying

But it talks to me

[rancid dome]

"Human, listen carefully. You need my help. And I need your help. You have disabled the remote door control system. Now, I am unable to operate the doors."

[cobalt skiff]

free rams 🤑

[hazy citrus]

Sorry don’t know how to read

[rancid dome]

Aw man, that's a shame

[hazy citrus]

I do know how to spell tho

[rancid dome]

Well that's something at least

I have a biology test in 8 hours and it's almost 12 AM for me.
I was gonna study for it an hour or 2 two ago but I forgot I don't have the test study materials on me lmfao

I am so finished tomorrow

[runic lichen]

!rep @fast knot

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fast knot a reputation point!

[sleek estuary]

if 079 was Chinese I would be absolutely terrified

[fringe cedar]

Nah

Russian

A Russian 079

[fossil oxide]

Indian 079

[sleek estuary]

dudes gonna introduce some tracking points system and when dlcass do bad stuff they get less points, some deadman wonderland type shit

[fossil oxide]

Respawn tokens be like that ngl

[sleek estuary]

real

fuck cassie

mf throwing the round

[woeful whale]

when cassie announce an spc termination that still alive just to troll plp

[fringe cedar]

I swear respawn tokens don’t even work half the time

[fossil oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-secret-laboratory-scp-scp079x-cassie-cassie-scp-scp-sl-gif-27507685

[fossil oxide]

They do, they just feel unexpected depending on the amount of players in-game

[fallow kite]

[glacial nymph]

Hello everyone and welcome to DAY 19.5 of giving away Reputation point! 🔥 🗣️
To get it, Reply to this message before anyone does, and you will get it! Good luck everyone 💯

[eager wadi]

!rep @hoary nexus

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hoary nexus a reputation point!

[eager wadi]

!o>

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555474008716607514/948611931932082237/originalrat.png

[fringe cedar]

No

[glacial nymph]

!rep @fringe cedar

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fringe cedar a reputation point!

[glacial nymph]

Congratulations 🎉👏🎇👍

[fringe cedar]

Damn it

[main jungle]

does anyone have a "searching" problem? For some reason it's breaks my entire menu

[lilac lion]

Everyone have xd

13.5 moment

[main jungle]

i guess we need to wait for a fix

[hoary nexus]

:D

!rep 304659754704175105

[snow umbra]

You have just given @eager wadi a reputation point!

[olive forge]

add negative rep

[main jungle]

btw uninstalling and installing the game again does not help

[hoary nexus]

real

substract people's rep

punish them

[acoustic kraken]

!rep hom

[olive forge]

whats your favourite word

[lilac lion]

because its shouldn't help

[snow umbra]

Member "hom" not found.

[acoustic kraken]

!rep homhomhom

[snow umbra]

Member "homhomhom" not found.

[grizzled totem]

Big brain move

[olive forge]

!rep @hoary nexus

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hoary nexus a reputation point!

[acoustic kraken]

too lazy to ping

[hoary nexus]

I forgor

[acoustic kraken]

!rep homhomhomhomhomhomhomhomhomhom

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hoary nexus a reputation point!

[olive forge]

is it hom

[hoary nexus]

hom is a funny word

[lilac lion]

replace ho with cu

https://tenor.com/view/sanae-sanae-kochiya-sanae-kotiya-sanae-touhou-touhou-gif-1859145648764737403

[hoary nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/puercoespin-morder-bite-porcupine-gif-19648529

[foggy coyote]

freaky

[sleek estuary]

freakbob

[olive forge]

replace the ho in hom with fu and replace the m with ck

liberal humour relax its dark called

[lilac lion]

replace ho in hom with fa and replace the m with rt

[olive forge]

replace the ho with bo and the m with o

[lilac lion]

liberal relax dark called its humour

[lilac lion]

https://tenor.com/view/cirno-scared-touhou-gensou-mangekyou-the-memories-of-phantasm-gif-21770482

[olive forge]

dark its relax humour liberal called

[meager slate]

[errant hollow]

Replace the with. Penis

[foggy coyote]

replace the rirr i n rhdorhrjr shehw REL A

[vivid crescent]

Any technical support team member can take a look? #1277569545044889603

[lilac lion]

can i take a look?

[vivid crescent]

Sure

[lilac lion]

im not tenshical support

so whats your problem

[vivid crescent]

1 sec

[left chasm]

no access

[vivid crescent]

Ok so i installed the game this morning and i’ve been having auth issues all day

didn't get to play once, not even in localhost

[left chasm]

they will help u when they see that.

just waiting

[vivid crescent]

i mean sure, i just tried to make the process go a bit quicker ig

we had an average time between responses of about 2 hours (both me and them) so i was just seeing if somebody was on

[left chasm]

a lol player

I guess

[olive forge]

peanut range feels so inconsistent

[lilac lion]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.

[left chasm]

Level 10 for embed perms.

[lilac lion]

stop insulting me :(

[left chasm]

Hi, guy, here is english only in general

[astral ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/panko-panko-cat-good-night-sleep-well-good-night-cat-gif-8074851231655414303

[left chasm]

ghost ping?

[worldly orchid]

Please be patient, you'll get an answer soon. We work in our spare time as volunteers and sometimes response times can be slower. Sorry about that.

[mystic summit]

https://tenor.com/view/station-19-maya-bishop-red-tape-theres-a-lot-of-red-tape-danielle-savre-gif-16587485719695086585

[vivid crescent]

No worries i was just checking, ig i thought since nothing worked the answer was just gonna be a quick “idk what to tell you”

[patent bear]

If there's one thing i've learned from gambling, it's that no matter the hand you're dealt, there is always a chance to win.

Semi-Daily Sigma Quote #3

[strong dune]

The loading screen with the guard and the peanut

Isn’t his fingers clipping into the gun

[tight kelp]

guys

why my sl dont work?

servers dont work

[elder lintel]

Same with me

public keys might be a bit messed up

[distant cove]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[elder lintel]

hm

[fallow kite]

Huh

[distant cove]

I was just checking if NW Centrals were eating shit after you asked why you cannot connect

which is odd because I can connect to servers just fine

[rancid lava]

yeah i can but ppl are complaining that there's auth issues

could be a steam issue

[distant cove]

Try typing ar in player console [~]

[sleek estuary]

if you still need help check out #1098299774291157043 and #897643267473145866, if they dont help open a ticket

[spring copper]

!STATUS

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[real pawn]

is the server list buggy for yall too

[meager slate]

[eager wadi]

the buny

[hazy citrus]

Hello once again friends

[hazy citrus]

Best auro

[meager slate]

the bnuui

[hazy citrus]

Greatest Nathan

[hazy citrus]

Best ancient

[solemn flame]

[tough tapir]

Best shodster

[hazy citrus]

Hello Lysol

[solemn flame]

hello

[meager slate]

[summer pumice]

Poor bastard transformed into sea bunni

[eager wadi]

bober

[tough tapir]

bober aerodynamic

[meager slate]

Peak

[meager slate]

So tiny so adorable

[tough tapir]

[late nymph]

guys can someone give me the names of trusted unofficial servers

the official servers be getting filled fast asf

[eager wadi]

just a normal day for officials

[meager slate]

[eager wadi]

what region you're from

[sleek estuary]

there isn't really a list soo

but if your scared about getting your IP leaked, you could use a vpn

[late nymph]

Middle east 💀

[late nymph]

oh