general-chat

[fallow pagoda]

It would be funny

[somber raptor]

We should ping all the level 0s

[fallow pagoda]

Agreed

[quick knot]

I sometimes wonder why people think an everyone ping will work on a public server

especially one this large

[fallow pagoda]

I like when people name themselves “everyone” and you ping them

[patent bear]

amassing a great and terrible army of bots to make this happen

[fallow pagoda]

[forest field]

Reminds me of this guy who named himself "all" in Roblox so that when Exploiters tried to do the ";kill all" command it'd just kill him instead

[somber raptor]

Fire idea:

• ping all the level 0s
• ping all the level 50s

Who will answer first: one of ~170 cheonically online dudes or one of over 100,000 people who probably even forgot they're in this server?

[patent bear]

a great man

sacrificial hero

[somber raptor]

He took one for the team

[fallow pagoda]

Fucking genius

[patent bear]

probably all the max levels

[somber raptor]

Wht have you been playing roblox for 2 days straight

[fallow kite]

I don't think it works with display names

[fallow pagoda]

Uhhhhh

Uhh

[fallow kite]

Only usernames

[forest field]

It was something along those lines IDK what the post said exactly

[patent bear]

i'm level 134 dawg my life is over

[somber raptor]

Lol

[fallow pagoda]

I’ve been afking pet simulator 99

[forest field]

My life was already over, that's why I joined this server

[patent bear]

what having literally nothing else to do in life besides talk to randoms and play games does to a man

[fallow pagoda]

I read your name as CrashBox

I miss CrashBox

[forest field]

I've misread things as poorly as that before too, guess I can't judge

[fallow kite]

There is no fucking way scp sl runs on intel hd 5500 💀

[fallow pagoda]

No CrashBox had a segment called “POOP ORRRRRR SCOOP”

[forest field]

ohhhhhh

[fallow pagoda]

I read your name as Pooper Scooper

[forest field]

Oddly enough, the phrase "pooper scooper" was exactly what I derived my name from

I just swapped out the P with a B to appear atleast slightly less immature to people

[fallow pagoda]

I mean my name is TBBML(The Big Black Man Lover) and on steam it’s “I Like Big Black Men”

So

Can’t really get on others for being immature

[karmic ibex]

i love big black men too

https://tenor.com/view/zherka-jon-zherka-gif-26754595

[fallow pagoda]

A Y O

[white finch]

@rough trellis

[thorn harbor]

THE FUCK???

AYO NAHHH

[plush bolt]

huh

[arctic cape]

how do you do my fellow zoomies?

[forest field]

I'm going back to therapy in 5 days!

[foggy coyote]

apalled

[lethal scroll]

ITS A WHALE

[teal scaffold]

yo

[gilded timber]

Hi!

[buoyant holly]

@plain cliff is it you?

[plain cliff]

huh

[buoyant holly]

are you Mith#7575

[plain cliff]

huh

[buoyant holly]

are you

[plain cliff]

no

[buoyant holly]

damn it

[plain cliff]

why?

[buoyant holly]

im following the tracks need to find them

[plain cliff]

why?

[buoyant holly]

i just need to

[solar glacier]

A man on a mission

I respect that

[tulip cargo]

hello mith

[buoyant holly]

where are they

[tardy walrus]

I am listening

Not sure who are you but I'm here

[buoyant holly]

its you?

[tardy walrus]

Yes

[buoyant holly]

are you sure THE Mith#7575?

[tulip cargo]

what

[tardy walrus]

Affirmative

[buoyant holly]

i've been looking for you since 2/2/23

[tardy walrus]

Do you need something from me?

[buoyant holly]

where are the socks

[azure dust]

frrrrrrrr

[tardy walrus]

What socks?

[buoyant holly]

all black with three white stripes at the cuff of them

[tardy walrus]

I do not understand you

[buoyant holly]

theres no way you're the man im looking for then

[tardy walrus]

Shoot me a dm about it

[urban ice]

gosh, mith#7575 and his programmer socks

[slate raft]

This was an interesting theme that I just read

[still moth]

hello chat

[slate raft]

Morning

[distant cove]

Evening

[karmic ibex]

night

[arctic cape]

😎👍

[lone rune]

what update was june 2019 because thats when i first played

[plush bolt]

megapatch 2

[lone rune]

i miss megapatch 2

the jank is missed

[light spear]

Scp sl is a mobile game?

[gilded timber]

No

Unless you ask Google

[light spear]

ngl

my favorite part about scp sl is when I get my girlfriend to speak on the mic ingame

it’s more rare to find a women then lighting striking upon you 😭

[plush bolt]

no not really

[light spear]

I spent 700 hours not seeing a women ingame once bro

and yes I counted

And I played on all sorts of servers

[fallow kite]

why did you count all the hours

[karmic ibex]

thats crazy

there are girls on the game all the time

[plush bolt]

[fallow kite]

i think you are blind

[light spear]

no

I just know the time periods

[light spear]

fym

[fallow kite]

Blindness can result from infections, accidents, genetic conditions and other diseases.

[light spear]

not scp sl bro

[karmic ibex]

blindness also causes irritation of the phillisophical engetuical nerve system

[light spear]

super duper rare legendary shiny pokemon are more common

[fallow kite]

and Cataracts

[karmic ibex]

jump in the cataract baby put osme miles on it

thats a good song

[light spear]

DNCE is better

[fallow kite]

BRO YOU MEAN CADILLAC

[plush bolt]

[light spear]

cake by the ocean

[plush bolt]

I think i see at least 1 girl in game a day

[light spear]

You have bad takes

stfu

[fallow kite]

you ARE blind

[plush bolt]

u have default discord pfp

[light spear]

impossible

[karmic ibex]

do you have cadilacs

[fallow kite]

i think he has cadilacs

[light spear]

at least Ion have anime pfp 🤣

[karmic ibex]

that is not anime 😭

[fallow kite]

maybe the girls are avoiding you

[plush bolt]

I have an anime pfp?

[fallow kite]

you think about that..

[light spear]

no

[plush bolt]

where is the anime pfp it's probably better than my current one

[karmic ibex]

stage 1: denial

[plush bolt]

please direct me to it

[fallow kite]

stage 2: get more cadilacs

[karmic ibex]

yeowch

mr beast would save the day with that one yt video

[plush bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-ytpmv-rap-battle-squid-game-squid-game-vs-mrbeast-gif-25491394

mr breast mentioned

must do funny haha gif

[karmic ibex]

that was funny haha

[plush bolt]

ikr

[karmic ibex]

i will express my emotions with this laughing emoticon

😂

[plush bolt]

🤣

[fallow pagoda]

Me after massacring 12 D class in light

[sleek estuary]

W

[lethal scroll]

My shark collection

[fallow pagoda]

GET OU-

@lethal scroll gimme dat dawg

[lethal scroll]

No

[tame hare]

does anyone know what optimization techniques SCP:SL uses in its game? I Think I remember them talking about culling/unloading rooms that are closed but do they have stuff like Frustum culling, Occlusion culling, and LODs? or do they just come free with Unity?

[fallow pagoda]

NO DONT YOU REPLY WITH THIS, UOU REPLY WITH YOUR DOG

GIMMA DOG

[lethal scroll]

He eeping

[fallow pagoda]

YESSSSS

So is my Great Dane she eeping too

[fallow pagoda]

Why…. why is there a pomni plushie….

[lethal scroll]

Because

[fallow pagoda]

What are you doing to pomni

[tough tapir]

Is that an isopod plushie on the right

[lethal scroll]

Yep

[tough tapir]

John Isopod confirmed

[fallow pagoda]

Your room fucking concerns me

You’re like a vampire

[lethal scroll]

I wonder if a deathclaw plush exists

He's adorable

[tough tapir]

Now buy a fumo

[cinder sapphire]

I am so annoyed about this. Have to homebrew all of the current magic items/spells (https://www.dndbeyond.com/changelog#UpdatestoSourcesandBookCategorization) because of the new dnd @tough tapir

have to do more work

[tough tapir]

Yeah I heard new ed wasn't so uh

Good

[cinder sapphire]

they are replacing all of the magic items/spells with 2024 counterparts

[tough tapir]

Woke mind virus . jpeg

[cinder sapphire]

sure most are the same but ya

fuckers

that is 5e mind you

"If you wish to use the old version of a magic item or spell that has been replaced by its 2024 counterpart, you will need to create a homebrew copy of it and enable homebrew content on your character sheet. Then, you can add it to your character sheet." like fuck you

[tough tapir]

Yay, changes nobody asked for to make things more complicated for no reason

[lethal scroll]

Few blocks away there was a bad house fire
Thankfully the house was abandoned

[fallow pagoda]

It was me

[pine mantle]

How soon? This month? Next month? And is it confirmed? Do you happen to know?

[sleek estuary]

yes this month, its coming out tomorrow

[fossil zodiac]

[pine mantle]

oh alright, thank you very much! wanted to know so I can host a dedicated server and play the new update in a private community

[rancid dome]

It's coming out soon

[orchid kraken]

I feel so feet

[humble pond]

I recreated this game in Minecraft.

(Part of it) still a work in progress

Anyone want to see trailer?

[dapper gust]

why is game crashing after validation 100%

[fossil oxide]

Try starting up the game while resetting all settings

[dapper gust]

aleardy tried

[fossil oxide]

Damn

[fossil oxide]

Open a ticket here #technical-support message and explain your issue

[fervent mauve]

Hello.

[fossil zodiac]

Hello.

[fervent mauve]

How are you?

[charred root]

[rough wing]

Gm

[fossil oxide]

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/elefante-eaten-snake-little-prince-elephant-gif-17769759

[lone rune]

these rule

hugging my blahaj rn

[buoyant helm]

i seem to have accessed the FMOD mainframe

time to add FMOD to SL

[somber raptor]

Wong

[buoyant helm]

and NO ONE will be able to stop me..

[somber raptor]

What is fmod

[buoyant helm]

hey you wanna learn more about what FMOD is?

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-wait-wait-gif-8174347161288218584

[gaunt talon]

To put it simply, FMOD is a audio engine tool that can be used by the Audio Team at Northwood to make higher quality sound effects and make said sounds more realistic with more advanced audio processing allowing things such as the screams of your teammate begging for help in the soulless, dark rooms of HCZ, the muffle of a Class-D screaming as they get chased down by SCP-939 while you contemplate your existence in the Airlock room compartment and soon hear the first second of their scream repeated over and over because the 939 player is spamming it compared to having a volume slider go up and down depending on your distance from the audio source.

This'll most likely include surround sound support for the lucky few who have it giving them full 360 hearing rather than just left and right, giving them access to hearing what's in front of them and behind them! And on the same note, you ever die to an SCP because you can't hear them from behind till it's too late? FMOD will make sure that doesn't happen. How? I don't know, some witchcraftery I have yet to study further. So with this, will you please add a phrase in your server nickname that advocates for FMOD or "#ADDFMOD"?

FMOD's website- https://fmod.com/ | List of games built with FMOD - https://fmod.com/games | Licensing for FMOD - https://fmod.com/licensing

[buoyant helm]

good job

you get an FMOD point

but do please remember to wait for their confirmation before you post the recruitment post

we don't want any FMODders being caught in Nathan's crossfire

you know how brutal he can be

[polar spade]

We lost many good men

[buoyant helm]

indeed, and we cannot let that happen once more

[glacial nymph]

Hello everyone and welcome to DAY 16 of giving away Reputation point! 🔥 🗣️
To get it, Reply to this message before anyone does, and you will get it! Good luck everyone 💯

[gaunt talon]

[glacial nymph]

!rep @gaunt talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gaunt talon a reputation point!

[glacial nymph]

Congratulations 🎉👏🎈

[gaunt talon]

2 in a row

[glacial nymph]

Very sigma

I just spawn when i feel like it

(i just woke up)

[wicked spade]

MMOOOOOOOODDDSSSSS WALLL OF TEEEEEXT

SMITE HIS ASS

STAB HIM TO DEATH

GIVE ME HIS BLOOD SO I CAN DRINK

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[buoyant helm]

i cast manual breathing, nat20

[wicked spade]

i cast manual blink as a counter

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/whyyy-emote-gif-27063289

[shell mortar]

NorthWood!!!

[wicked spade]

HUH

yroue lucky no mod is awake

[shell mortar]

Is this not allowed?

[wicked spade]

idk

[fallow kite]

lmao

[wicked spade]

its funy tho, kinda

[shell mortar]

I will keep it up

[orchid kraken]

Easiest way to get muted and warned

[shell mortar]

Damm

[ionic snow]

Guten morgen amigos

[buoyant helm]

que idiomas esta??

elija un carril por dios

[wicked spade]

ne diyonuz amk

[rough wing]

!langesp

!langsp

FUCL

[gaunt talon]

!langes

[snow umbra]

Hola, este es un servidor de habla inglesa. Puedes unirte al servidor localizado de la comunidad española aquí.

[wicked spade]

moment

[buoyant helm]

imagine being a bilingual

di ako makakarelate

mayroon akong dugo ng mga espanyol, mga amerikano at meron din akong dugong aleman di ko alam bakit

[wicked spade]

yes yes long dong

[somber raptor]

My discord is having a stroke

Anyways, my discord servers by topic

[rough wing]

I have diarrhea,
İshalim
下痢です

[buoyant bough]

how do i become a global moderator in the game?

[rough wing]

You don't

[buoyant bough]

wdym?

[rancid dome]

It's a long process.

Takes at the very least 6-7 months (after joining the studio)

[buoyant bough]

dang, alright...

[wicked spade]

you sacrifice your soul to Hubert then do regular blood rituals that usually includes a cat

[buoyant bough]

alr

[wicked spade]

you also gotta sacrifice a virgin at some point

[rancid dome]

It's an internal position with an extra condition
You gotta be in the studio, meaning gotta have a position in the studio, and then wait roughly 6 months before you can apply for it.

Should the position be open to apply*

[buoyant bough]

alright

[polar spade]

Basically u gotta know a guy

[rancid dome]

Not exactly, but always good to know someone in the team

And they also know you ofc

[wicked spade]

wouldn't it be funny if somebody worked through ranks to get global mod just to ban every single player in the game

[rancid dome]

That would never happen

[wicked spade]

aww

[hearty stirrup]

its happened before

see: @boreal imp

[wanton dragon]

please I was banned for cheating I don't even know why I never cheated I made a request they don't respond I would really like to play please I don't really know what to do

[wicked spade]

HAHA

[hearty stirrup]

wait for them to respond

[rancid dome]

You didn't have to say that 😭

[hearty stirrup]

all you can do

[hearty stirrup]

he hasnt atoned

[wanton dragon]

already why do they ban me for cheating when I have never cheated???

[rancid dome]

How long ago did you make the request?

[hearty stirrup]

idk wait for the appeal and see

[velvet mason]

u

[hearty stirrup]

no not me idiot

[wanton dragon]

and I have to see where their response is ???

[hearty stirrup]

also HIII HAVOC :DDDD

[hearty stirrup]

ya

[velvet mason]

Accomplice

[velvet mason]

Hii :>

[hearty stirrup]

dont know what ur talking about

[hearty stirrup]

^_^ v3333

[wanton dragon]

their answer will appear or ???

[wicked spade]

northwood lore is crazy

[rancid dome]

Zenlet was a part of the plot??

[hearty stirrup]

ya in ur email i think

[rancid dome]

The lores are crazy bro

This is like the very tip

[velvet mason]

No zenlet is an innocent chill guy.

[hearty stirrup]

thanks havoc

[wanton dragon]

okay and there is no way to get in direct contact with those who take care of this ???

[hearty stirrup]

tell everyone how nonchalant i am as well

[hearty stirrup]

no

[wanton dragon]

Why

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/nonchalant-to-freaky-gif-12178299375015629979

[rancid dome]

He doesn't have to, I already know that :)

[hearty stirrup]

uhh cause they have a system for that called the ban appeal system

[hearty stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/nonchalant-gulp-nervous-gulp-gulp-cat-gif-14669230643624129916

[rancid dome]

Just don't mind the very first message you sent me

(I was inactive back then lol)

[hearty stirrup]

ive swnt u messages?

[rancid dome]

Yea yea

[hearty stirrup]

OH

💀

[wicked spade]

huh????????

[orchid kraken]

Why are my views falling but subs going up

[rustic forum]

Gulp gulp gulp
Slurp

[rancid dome]

It was certainly a nice experience before things start to get caught up hahah

Was super busy with school stuff iirc

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-thousand-yard-stare-stare-tiktok-wtf-gif-12206044702998985154

[rancid dome]

I got murdered

[wicked spade]

rip

[glacial nymph]

Because "subs does a great help to YouTubers"

Your audience is so kind

[ionic snow]

Halo amigos n amigas

[wicked spade]

no nonbinary designation?

chat, cancel him

[rustic forum]

[orchid kraken]

Fr i just wonder how im not getting hate

[orchid kraken]

MY LITTLE PONY PFP MENTIONED

Ok nvm

Checked profile now i regret

[ionic snow]

No u

[pearl anvil]

Yo chat i failed all my exams this year

[wicked spade]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS

[pearl anvil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/654185402801848341/1174781786333663344/106_had_enough.gif

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-cry-reading-pepe-the-frog-sad-gif-17607942

[glacial nymph]

How can u get hate from animations

If animation that bad, but people hate you for it, they should take the L at least

Being a rookie animator is far better than being a judgemental hater person

[wicked spade]

sir teach me how to be based like you

[ionic snow]

He's a donut

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-dante-devil-may-cry-devil-may-cry5-hello-hello-based-department-gif-26042779

I remember my first art lmfao and first animation

[glacial nymph]

Woah i was just saying facts bro

[orchid kraken]

Literally most hilarous stuff

[ionic snow]

Nox

[orchid kraken]

Wha

[ionic snow]

What do you think of?

[orchid kraken]

Of

[ionic snow]

Mmmm

Good enough

[orchid kraken]

Im officially leaving mlp community cuz i fucking cant stand the dumbasses, WHY ARE PPL DOING R34 OF IT, WHY, THERE ARE SO MANY RETARFRD PPL ITS SO UNHINGED

[ionic snow]

What is MLP?

[hearty stirrup]

one more russian ticket and imma lose it

[glacial nymph]

What's uhhh mlp?

[eager wadi]

pony show for kids

[orchid kraken]

My little pony bruh

[glacial nymph]

💀

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/malcolm-in-the-middle-hal-malcolm-in-the-middle-walter-white-son-you-know-theres-no-going-back-once-you-start-gif-24814440

[ionic snow]

My Loan Ponies

[hearty stirrup]

a tv show for kids

[ionic snow]

Oh shit

That's crazy

[glacial nymph]

No fucking way, i used to watch when i was like 9, people now make rule 34 of it?

[eager wadi]

welcome back to normal

[strange niche]

...now? what has always been

[glacial nymph]

💀

[eager wadi]

[strange niche]

Seriously

do NOT go on MLP RP servers on gmod

[hearty stirrup]

oh god

[gaunt talon]

The fanfics are worse

[ionic snow]

I knew MLP was gonna have some shit on it

[orchid kraken]

The dude with mlp pfp above, check his profile it ways he is Mlp r34 ACTOR

R34 MLP ACTOR

[hearty stirrup]

the textures you do not see incident

[ionic snow]

Like for example like some gore or smth but not that

[glacial nymph]

DO NOT JOIN MLP RP on GMOD at 3 AM

[ionic snow]

😮

[strange niche]

people got a little too creative with their PAC3 models

[tardy walrus]

have you seen the recent spoofer one?

[strange niche]

There's a very big reason why bronies got heavy stigma

[ionic snow]

Good aim

[orchid kraken]

My little amnesia is a good example of jt

2014 shit when Amnesia the dark descent released

I was like 8 yo there

[glacial nymph]

My beloved game

[strange niche]

2014 was a weird time

[hearty stirrup]

thank god ive never heard of that

[hearty stirrup]

no?

[glacial nymph]

It was

2015 was golden to me

2013

[orchid kraken]

I have every amnesia game in library

[glacial nymph]

2017

[glacial nymph]

Lucky

[tardy walrus]

might wanna read it, its the second to last in the logs

[hearty stirrup]

whuh? what logs

[tardy walrus]

?????

ticket logs

[pearl anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/cillianmurphygun-cillianmurphy-jazmincoded-gif-3811002643797340103

[rancid dome]

Should start hiring Russian TS

[hearty stirrup]

i dont see it

[pearl anvil]

Why does sl have so many russians tho

like what is it with russians and free games on steam

[hearty stirrup]

ill force them to learn english instead

[tardy walrus]

they not taking my job bruh

ill make sure they get fired before passing the trial period

[pearl anvil]

Job that you don’t get paid for

[tardy walrus]

[pearl anvil]

ur good bro 🙏😭

[tardy walrus]

dont care im just passionate

im that guy fr

[pearl anvil]

Passionate for tech support sounds like some shit you’d put on a job application

[rancid dome]

ventisbf carrying tickets 🔥

Very very nice

[tardy walrus]

coulda used any username but chose this

😭

[rancid dome]

Wdym that IS your username lmfao

[pearl anvil]

Hello Northwood tech support im having an electrical fire

[tardy walrus]

technically yes

but no

[strange niche]

use water

[pearl anvil]

Ok hold on

https://tenor.com/view/chunkloadingsimulator-explosion-gif-19951880

[rancid dome]

Looks like it put out the fire

[polar spade]

Instructions unclear
The fire now electrocutes people instead of burning them

[strange niche]

well that issue is not something that my department deals with

[hushed harbor]

aha

allo sg

[strange niche]

you'd have to forward that to the yellow triangle forum

[glacial nymph]

Aloooo

[hushed harbor]

how does it feel being in blender for 21 hours

[hearty stirrup]

for now

[hushed harbor]

oh its noxplis

[strange niche]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JZ-o3iAJv4

[orchid kraken]

Thats me

[hearty stirrup]

tech support staff will be millionaires by 2025 mark my words

[hushed harbor]

"and you're wondering how I got in that situation"

[orchid kraken]

Where u know me because im gonna stalk you or sum idk

Im bored

[hushed harbor]

I WILL NOT MARK YOUR WORDS

[hearty stirrup]

mark them

NOW

[hushed harbor]

memescp

idk if you are a different noxplis tho

💀

[rancid dome]

I think you got the wallet digits and the year swapped

[tardy walrus]

tech support is like investment

you gotta wait until you hit

[hushed harbor]

Its kind of traditional that NW employees are getting exposed

[tardy walrus]

99.4% of ts resign one day before getting paid

[rancid dome]

Damn, sure hope I'm the .6%

[hushed harbor]

💀

[orchid kraken]

Fuck u mean diff noxplis, is there someone else with my nickname?

Also im banned in memescp

They dont want to accept my appeal even after 1.5 year

[hushed harbor]

dang thats crazy

but I know your the actual noxplis because of that attitude

lol

[orchid kraken]

One and only🗣🔥‼️

https://tenor.com/view/big-boss-kaifalcon-kept-you-waiting-huh-mgsv-mgs5-gif-26634832

[hushed harbor]

🗣️ 🔥 🦅

[hushed harbor]

dw I am also banned from memescp for a year

because I closed doors on a teamate

dumbass rule

!!!

[orchid kraken]

They're retarded idk what else to say

Idk if german moderation is worse or better atp

Cuz they're dumb as shit too

[hushed harbor]

I bet some guy that loves memescp sees this chat of ours and then tells the staff team abt this shit 💀

[orchid kraken]

German staff tried to ban me once because i spawn killed chaos (auto nuke was on and scps were outside)

[hushed harbor]

man thats crazy, like he can't witness normal shit bro

just say that you are bad when ur getting spawn killed

lmao

[tardy walrus]

i mean servers w/o spawn protection at least 3 secs are meh

not a big fan

[hushed harbor]

ct has like a 6 sec spawn protection its almost impossible to kill em all

lmao

or is it also 3 sec

idk

[orchid kraken]

If i didnt have clip I'd be banned btw

[orchid kraken]

I think its gone as soon as u pick up gun

[pearl anvil]

whats ct

[hushed harbor]

dang I respect some german staff because yk they are cool but most of them are retards and take SL too seriously

[icy flume]

Nice profile picture, Broken

[hushed harbor]

Chaos theory

[hushed harbor]

thanks

appreciate it

[pearl anvil]

Ew gross

[hushed harbor]

ok boomer

💀

[icy flume]

No worries

[pearl anvil]

Servers with 10000 plugins have always sucked

and always will

[hushed harbor]

nah

just gonna say this straight

you are a fucking tryhard if you don't find servers with like 20 plugins funny

[orchid kraken]

Except if its with pink candy

[pearl anvil]

yea i agree there

pink candy is fine to have

[hushed harbor]

but its 4%

lol

or less

[pearl anvil]

I think 3114 is fine to have in game

[hushed harbor]

I think pink candy should be a 100% in every server

[pearl anvil]

3114 is significantly less broken than 096 and 079

and i would consider 3114 and 939 to be on the same level of bullshit

[gaunt talon]

3114 and 939 m1 attacks are similiar

[untold wyvern]

GET OUT

if its a 100% d boys will die in 2 seconds

[hushed harbor]

I think NW should hire children instead of adults because they can't get groomed (It's a joke don't ban me please!!)

if it only were to be children

[hushed harbor]

true

[icy flume]

Imagine if there was something worse than pink candy

[hushed harbor]

evil candy

[tough tapir]

Yellow candy

(contains piss)

[icy flume]

[rough wing]

I like roblox

But it's banned in the supreme nation of türkiye

[icy flume]

Jarate candy

[hushed harbor]

man so sad

the turkish government banning roblox

soooo saddd

[icy flume]

I haven't played Roblox in months, what am I missing on

[somber raptor]

🇦🇺

[rough wing]

NSFW UGC

And pedophilia

Lots of it

[somber raptor]

Damn

[orchid kraken]

I wish flamingos were in game

[icy flume]

[hushed harbor]

roblox is worse then NW

💀

[untold wyvern]

i love roblox

a game has flamingos in it

[somber raptor]

Idc i just play SCP: Roleplay until the entire server i'm in ragequits

[hushed harbor]

GET OUT

[rough wing]

Lmao based

[untold wyvern]

tc2 peak

same with scp rp games

like scp site 75

[somber raptor]

It's even funnier with Voice Chat

[somber raptor]

Like SCP: Roleplay

[rough wing]

I played a SCP rp game with VC and there was a GOC guy running around looking for chairs

And he tried breaking into the administrator room

[icy flume]

i dislike SCP roleplay games, most of the time you're doing nothing

[somber raptor]

(I have 29371 XP in it and have spent 3200R$ on it)

[rough wing]

But the people didnt let him in

[rough owl]

One of the head mods for SCP RP got exposed for publicly following twitter accounts that contained NSFW material including characters that are under the age of 18 in their shows and games. What is left of the moderation team (the ones who spoke out got banned) are trying to silence the topic, punishing anyone who speaks about it or shares the exposing document.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741617532967845888/1268531666683691081/ki.gif

[somber raptor]

I know

[rough owl]

But the game is uhhh

Idk haven't played it since they changed the map for worse

[somber raptor]

I did not know the second part 💀

[rough owl]

Yeah I kept on looking for answers and discovered some new things and a 2 day ban.

[somber raptor]

Custom server?

[somber raptor]

From the discord?

[rough owl]

Yeah.

[somber raptor]

Damn

[rough wing]

I think it was like area 47

[rough owl]

The guy who is the main topic refused to answer some questions asked by other members and me and instead he just called for mods 👻

That place simply sucks

[somber raptor]

Agreed

[icy flume]

I used to play lots of SCP type of games in it

[untold wyvern]

this is

flamingo

merp merp

[somber raptor]

Not only about the situation but also the punishments they do for normal rule breaking: i once got muted for 24h for saying 'is the bot broken' in the image gallery channel 💀

[icy flume]

Until most of these games either got shut down/some big nono's were happening

[rough owl]

The most fair Discord server punishment

[untold wyvern]

i got perma banned in the game for saying a swear

[ionic snow]

That's crazy

[untold wyvern]

this shit is ASS 🗣️🔥🔥

[somber raptor]

Least obvious attempt to swipe it under the rug

[icy flume]

I'd recommend Site-76, it's more of a sandbox-y type of game, it's currently being re-created because the code currently sucks

[rough wing]

People

[somber raptor]

What did they put in the ban reason?
Or did they leave it empty 1984 style?

[untold wyvern]

my cat just stole a french fry

[icy flume]

Steal it back

[untold wyvern]

he already ate it

going for the 2nd one

hungry

[pearl anvil]

“What if we made the most consistently fastest SCP in the game have the 2nd highest health”

said game design

[rough owl]

wait

[pearl anvil]

and new 939 was born

[rough wing]

What if we killed pooperder and threw his body in a lake

[icy flume]

Stand your ground!!

[icy flume]

Gluttonous beast

[pearl anvil]

takes one second to look at my profile dude ☹️

[rough owl]

"Constantly going on about the balanced situation"

And they provided some "evidence"

[somber raptor]

💀

[rough wing]

What if we killed pooperder and threw her body in a lake

[somber raptor]

1984

[rough owl]

Some of which are my DMs with modssss which got GHOSTED

This is just like George Orwell's book...

[somber raptor]

Fr

[rough wing]

I never see you guys referring to me as "his majesty" Though

Literally 1984

[rough owl]

um..?

[somber raptor]

It turns out, BeautifullyBalanced was not Balanced

[rough wing]

YOUR MAJESTY

[rough owl]

nop!!

[rough wing]

waaaaaa

[icy flume]

LOOK OUT HES GONNA FUCKING CRASH FRAAH

[wicked spade]

i love when a community implodes in itself over stupid things

[untold wyvern]

he ate 4 french fries and still jumps on my chair to get some

[wicked spade]

century old joke

[rough wing]

300 km/h ca(t)r crash

[tough tapir]

show off your natural hue

flamingo

[rough owl]

spc communites when the task is not to LOVE children

[rough wing]

⚪

[icy flume]

[rough wing]

https://tenor.com/view/melting-melt-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-19186896

[brave atlas]

@steep summit Hello Bro, I openly ask you a question, why do you have a model of a security guard that looks like he works in the SAFEST place in the world, this clearly doesn’t look like SCP canon.

[wicked spade]

HUH

[strange niche]

!hubertping

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346850631820115972/463888452727865364/Error_Message.png

[rough wing]

Bro was fed up with it

[untold wyvern]

banned

ban

[icy flume]

Lmfao

[untold wyvern]

get out

[brave atlas]

Ban?

[rancid dome]

!warn 1161714040519786557 Pinging inactive studio director

[somber raptor]

BeautifullyBalance was a SCPRP Head Moderator that it turns out followed NSFW profiles on twitter

[somber raptor]

🔥

[wicked spade]

bruh

[distant cove]

Morning users of the internet

[rancid dome]

shrimple as that

[wicked spade]

literally 1984

[strange niche]

[icy flume]

Morning!!

[untold wyvern]

you should maybe krill yourself

https://tenor.com/view/krill-shrimp-one-in-a-krillion-gif-15542733422990756729

[rancid dome]

It's in the rules. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[rough wing]

Good morning

[brave atlas]

ok, please answer why this is.

[untold wyvern]

no

[distant cove]

How goes it

[brave atlas]

.

[rough wing]

You see American can't say this because it's midnight for them

[somber raptor]

Read them rules

[rough wing]

Because their geography fucking sucks

[untold wyvern]

many are not fine with your doings

[distant cove]

Morning (Southern US Accent)

[rancid dome]

You'd be surprised to know that he doesn't do the models

[wicked spade]

its a running joke pinging hubert is a no no but ask yer question and maybe ye shall recieve

[brave atlas]

parallel to me

[icy flume]

Waves at bhbert

Hybert

[untold wyvern]

bhbert

hybert

[wicked spade]

hahbrt

[distant cove]

(I am not a southerner)

[untold wyvern]

buhert

[orchid kraken]

!wran @rancid dome being discord moderator :3

[snow umbra]

@orchid kraken has wranned noemi_ Reason: being discord moderator :3

[strange niche]

(they are lying)

[somber raptor]

Its in the rules yeah

[rough owl]

hello mubert hoszka, give me 5 dolla for rebex 🤑

[rancid dome]

😔

[wicked spade]

!wran @orchid kraken warning an innocent user

[snow umbra]

@wicked spade has wranned noxplis Reason: warning an innocent user

[untold wyvern]

gimme shrimp

[brave atlas]

Why does the new security guard model look like she works at a local supermarket and not a super secret organization?

[strange niche]

wait

she?

[untold wyvern]

!wran @wicked spade shrimp

[snow umbra]

@untold wyvern has wranned sonukyildiz Reason: shrimp

[icy flume]

Why not

[strange niche]

I mean we are inclusive but hang on

[rancid dome]

Clearly, yeah

[wicked spade]

tbh idk, ask simplewolf roight ere

[icy flume]

This is probably not the best chat to discuss this in actually

[strange niche]

I mean it's #general-chat

[rough wing]

Dude I think he has a wife and childre

[strange niche]

anything goes

[rough wing]

And he looks racist

[wicked spade]

anything?

[somber raptor]

SimpleWolf when ComplicatedWolf walks in

[distant cove]

[rancid dome]

You better not

[rough wing]

[gaunt talon]

Racist against people with orange clothing

[native carbon]

anyone knows some plugins for endless tamina for scp?

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/your-fate-is-sealed-seal-shrimple-gif-14588556684467309808

[somber raptor]

Yeah, racist towards people with orange jumpsuits

[brave atlas]

Guys, no negativity, I didn’t read the rules, and if I offended anyone, sorry, I just really don’t understand why it looks like this?

[rough wing]

True

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1274445307261878435/lv_0_20240817154115.gif

[strange niche]

If I had a penny for everytime I heard that joke, I would have enough to construct a pipe bomb and mail it to your house, with shipping costs added

[somber raptor]

Lol

[untold wyvern]

i eat oranges

[rough wing]

Why are you simple? Aren't you a protogen? Was your engineer stupid?

[untold wyvern]

and orange people

[rough wing]

(Is he stupid?)

[wicked spade]

@strange niche answer greenie he seeks answers plis?

[somber raptor]

My servers by Topic

[strange niche]

The fact that I am identified with a protogen disappoints me

[native carbon]

anyone knows some plugins for endless tamina for scp?

[untold wyvern]

greenies are the stupidest sl players

no cap

[rough wing]

What do you want to be identified as

[somber raptor]

Is it noticeable that i like SCP?

[wicked spade]

you were a greenie once

[untold wyvern]

same with you

[distant cove]

No, the only ones I know is the default config that adjusts stamina as a whole and not class specific

[strange niche]

I genuinely never use a protogen as an actual avatar

[somber raptor]

He probably wants to be identified as SimpleWolf | Game Designer

[somber raptor]

You did for quite a bit

[rough wing]

The blue one

[strange niche]

because it was a funny profile

[rough wing]

What even is your sona?

[somber raptor]

Living Being

[strange niche]

I had to pause for a moment when I saw that question

[somber raptor]

Anyways time for my daily #pet-pictures

[rough wing]

Neuron activation

[strange niche]

I mean the closest is generally some kind of robot wolf thing

[orchid kraken]

@strange niche

[native carbon]

how to find it/

[rough wing]

So a protogen

🤷‍♂️

[rancid dome]

Because he's Wong

[brave atlas]

Even the model in SCP:CB looks more like a real security officer, like, looking at him you can say “Yes, this dude works in a serious organization.”

[strange niche]

no

[distant cove]

In config_gameplay.txt

[strange niche]

protogens are more related to avalis and sergals than anything

[native carbon]

thx

[distant cove]

Doom scroll a bit until you see the stanima configs

[somber raptor]

CB models look like the GIGN

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[rough wing]

Sergals vex me

I really like the normal animal sonas

[rancid dome]

Finally, I know something

Took long enough

[runic lichen]

no

[brave atlas]

I understand that the opinion of one player is not really of interest to anyone, and especially no one will redo something, but still guys, you need to think at least a little bit about what you are doing.

[runic lichen]

Real

[rancid dome]

I'm now Wong :(

[wicked spade]

i dunno but i think the reasoning here is security guards cant do jack shit on anomalies that can soldier mere 9mm so no need to arm them that much

[brave atlas]

Dude, no rofl, it’s better to see a GIGN than a guy with a taser in a place where there are 2 keters under his shoulder

[wicked spade]

keeping humans in line is more important when no funi breach so eh

[rough wing]

You could have tried better than that

[rancid dome]

Wdym, that's very good

[somber raptor]

Anyways prob gonna buy soon the skins i have in my cart

[rancid dome]

YOOO

get them

[wicked spade]

going that route eh

nice

[rancid dome]

Give the sites the money

[brave atlas]

but still, the current security guard doesn’t really look like he can protect the staff

[somber raptor]

Yes

[brave atlas]

New*

[somber raptor]

430€ for 19 skins and 5 nametags

[strange niche]

in all honesty, it's more funnier keeping the profile ambiguous

[strange niche]

because it makes people go crazy for some reason every 4 months

[rough wing]

True

[rough wing]

Why though

[strange niche]

because people realise that I am a furry

[somber raptor]

It???

[wicked spade]

HUH

[somber raptor]

I am now an object 😔

[wicked spade]

(neuron activation)

[strange niche]

case in point

[icy flume]

Game theory

[strange niche]

[wicked spade]

kill

[strange niche]

So yeah, all in all it's a much funnier outcome

[quick knot]

Embrace marketable plushie pfps

[gaunt talon]

[wicked spade]

for some reason it reminds me pyro showing he was a furry

[wicked spade]

yum 😋

[strange niche]

considering that I use this weasel with a hernia mf

the pattern continues to expand

[rough wing]

Tbh relatable

[open hearth]

An unhandled error occurred when I clicked on the profile in Cedmod. What is the solution to the problem?

[strange niche]

#897643267473145866

[wicked spade]

waiting for the robotic discord mod answer now

[rancid dome]

no

:3

[strange niche]

anyways have a random screenshot I have in my screenshots folder

no idea what the context is

but you know damn well what the outcome is

[open hearth]

It is not written on the channel you tagged.

[strange niche]

#technical-support then

honestly a side hobby of mine is screenshotting random shit in TF2

[rough wing]

I would much prefer if some people didn't know

[brave atlas]

The new model is suitable for non-RP servers. because there you know that someone who can handle it will come. But for RP servers this is a good stab in the back, because the meaning of this very security service is lost

[rough wing]

Holy shit

çim bom bom

GALATASAAARAAAY

[quick knot]

The guards in SL are low level security

[rough wing]

aslan ASLAN

[quick knot]

Like, bottom of the barrel

[brave atlas]

I'm talking about MTF"

[quick knot]

They do spawn in EZ after all

[distant cove]

Cult

[strange niche]

I'll bulk upload the rest to avoid clutter

[distant cove]

Nice sign

[strange niche]

listen

that sign

is fucking anomalous ok

crits basically 99% of the time and has a special aura that will cause you to go on massive killstreaks with nothing BUT the sign

[foggy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-thursday-thankful-thursday-gif-6953343586216311037

[distant cove]

Its better than my sign, your decal is cool, mine is boring af

[minor goblet]

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2304216113689949880/27F9BF25E7A3CDC949EC128B545350F91AC31F2D/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

[icy flume]

I see we have something in common

[distant cove]

Random Crits are so bullshit!

[strange niche]

and I love them

[rough wing]

My decal is an image of obsma

[rough wing]

Googas

[rough wing]

Whenever I hit a random critics on somebody I usually apologize

Becauss rng doesnt feel good at all

[pearl anvil]

Random critical hits in SL please

[foggy coyote]

prof ks cons objector

why

shit effects tho

def scammed

[minor goblet]

this one is just a classic

[strange niche]

honestly I think pyro is more bs than anything

[wicked spade]

random crits aint balanced BUT IT IS DUMB FUN

[strange niche]

pyro is a shockingly easy class to get large number of kills on

[foggy coyote]

@short totem

[wicked spade]

step 1- get phlog
step 2- profit

[rough wing]

I love cat

Triangle

[strange niche]

I am a man of standards

I embrace the gimmick

I become the gimmick

[rough wing]

No airblast

[rough wing]

Dude what is that viewmodel jesus christ

[wicked spade]

let's be honest who uses this nerd crap other than annoy soldiers

[strange niche]

you should see my monitor now

[pearl anvil]

Pyro is the 096 of tf2

[strange niche]

real

[pearl anvil]

Piss easy sometimes

impossible others

[pearl anvil]

Sniper is the 079 of tf2

[rough wing]

Is a pain to play and play against

[buoyant helm]

hitting a market garden when your bad at trolldier feels so rewarding

[pearl anvil]

Soldier is the 939 of TF2

[rough wing]

Eurasian Lynx

[pearl anvil]

Heavy is 173

Engi is 049

[rough wing]

Because heavy is heavy

[buoyant helm]

no that's medic

[rough wing]

and 173 is a fat fuck

So heavy is heavy

[rough wing]

How did you not think of a LITERAL DOCTOR

[buoyant helm]

he resurrects mercs in MvM

the other valve intended MvM

[pearl anvil]

Spy is 106 because they both suck ass

[rough wing]

Truly

Wait no

Spy is 3114

Idio

[buoyant helm]

yeah

[rough wing]

I don't mean this, ur cool

[wicked spade]

backstab hitreg:

[buoyant helm]

scout is 106 because he transcends time and appears in multiple spots

[rough wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1262096435755618447/1265776107311857786/togif-6-2.gif

[strange niche]

I also have these, using the random screenshots folder

[buoyant helm]

what

[rough wing]

Tf2 SEX?!

[buoyant helm]

what is the sense behind engi is 049 though

idontagetoh

[rough wing]

Sukhoi superjet 100

[rough wing]

I meant medic is 049

[wicked spade]

CAN I DO IT WITH HEAVY AND MS PAULING?

[rough wing]

Because he's a literal doctor

[buoyant helm]

it's missing the AAM

[rough wing]

Why is the blood white

What the heck

[strange niche]

on the map there's a bird poop decal on the ground

[rough wing]

Oh lmao

[rough wing]

Add Joe biden's favourite ice cream to SL

(Chocolate chocolate chip)

[untold wyvern]

gaming

[steep summit]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/878677719615930388/1196094961582612610/gingerbread-hello-cat.gif?ex=65b6613d&is=65a3ec3d&hm=09b242ef3601bd833851798e16af4d20f61f64c57ade5edb3a622f48cc153264&

[tired iron]

Hubert why did you choose to turn into a cat and not a capybara?

[steep summit]

i love both

cars and capybarnias

[tired iron]

Based and perfectly valid 🤝

[rough wing]

Hubert do you ever wail that we don't get to get catybaras(cat+capybara)

[buoyant helm]

hallo hubert

hubert will there be mote complex HCZ rooms (please no i dont want more blender work)

[distant cove]

I just want more complex layouts for each zone instead of a square

[somber raptor]

Iirc it didn't end well didn't it

🌟 Sukhoi 36801 🌟

[rancid dome]

Level 10 for embed perms moment

[jolly seal]

Hi

[rancid dome]

Hiya :3

[wicked spade]

!hubertping

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346850631820115972/463888452727865364/Error_Message.png

[dull aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[rancid dome]

I shouldve had that gif starred so long ago

[dull aspen]

Detonate

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/subsidiary-embed-embed-perms-subsidiary-of-tojo-clan-subsidiary-of-the-tojo-clan-gif-22735130

[tardy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-sl-охрана-сцп-сл-security-мемы-gif-14292512624481892257

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/valsfavoritegifs-gif-16718928798951018101

[gusty moon]

guys how can i get the artist role

[true sky]

make art

more

art

even more art

art

[rancid dome]

Post 5 of your own arts in #art-showcase and you can request in our modmail bot

[true sky]

make art

[true sky]

oh wait its like that?

[gusty moon]

i did sent 7

[true sky]

i thought it was automatic or some shit

[gusty moon]

uhh

which one is the modmail

again?

[true sky]

@dull ferry

[rancid dome]

^

[true sky]

what do you tell to modmail bot tho

[somber raptor]

Microsoft is deleting the Windows Control Panel

[true sky]

what is microsoft smoking

[wicked spade]

can i draw 5 atickman art and get funy pink role?

[somber raptor]

No idea

[rancid dome]

Something like "hello, I want to request art role" and then attach some of your samples

[rancid dome]

No :3

[wicked spade]

worth a shot

[rancid dome]

I will make a note to not give you that role

[gusty moon]

tf

[true sky]

what if i forgot the arts i sended (i did forgot)

[wicked spade]

time to learn art, how hard can it be

[somber raptor]

They say it'll be replaced by the Settings app...which either means they're gonna add all the control panel features to Settings or (in MS fashion) they're gonna make it harder to do basic tasks