general-chat

[trim sinew]

it says waitinf for players

[somber raptor]

IP type basically means if the IP is Static or Dynamic
Most home connections have a Dynamic IP, while most VPSs amd Gameservers have Static IP

[somber raptor]

If you're in the server it means it works

[trim sinew]

i havent done the router udp thing though

[somber raptor]

Are you hosting the server at home?

[trim sinew]

since im on vacation im using celular data

[trim sinew]

no

it wont work without a router?

i bypassed the firewall

[somber raptor]

If you're hosting the server on a VPS it's be already portforwarded

[trim sinew]

how do i know im hosting on a vps

[somber raptor]

Because you rented it 💀

[trim sinew]

im not renting

created my own

[somber raptor]

Okay then i'll assume you're hosting at home

[trim sinew]

im not connected to a router

[somber raptor]

If you have already port-forwarded the router you can go ahead and send the email

[trim sinew]

im using my phones wifi

[somber raptor]

What u connected to?

[somber raptor]

That's a hell of a bad idea

[trim sinew]

m

why is itthat bad of an idea

[somber raptor]

Phone Data connections have very limited bandwidths

Your server will lag a lot

[trim sinew]

makes sense

imma just stick to other peoples server until i get back home

[somber raptor]

Yeah that'd be better

[trim sinew]

yall know any servers other than nordic, cult of mantis and redline?

not too modded

[somber raptor]

Northwood Officials are good if you don't know where to go

[trim sinew]

what kinda server is it

[somber raptor]

You need to find the server you like by yourself: i don't know your taste

[somber raptor]

Official

[trim sinew]

is it active

most of the time

[somber raptor]

Yes

In fact, it's hard to get in because it's always full

[trim sinew]

i see

similar to redline

[somber raptor]

Also it should be the first server u see when you boot the game lol

[somber raptor]

Yeah RedLine is an Official server too

The only difference between RedLine and NW Officials is that one is hosted by NW and one is not

[fossil oxide]

Only if you click on the official servers category

[somber raptor]

Maybe RedLine's staff tram actually works but idk never play it

[trim sinew]

so other than the servers and people being different its the same

[somber raptor]

Official servers are still pinned at the top on the All category

[somber raptor]

Basically

[fleet yew]

Personally I like dr brights facility servers

[fossil oxide]

That's odd, it's not like that for me

[somber raptor]

Those are quite heavily modded though

[somber raptor]

Where you live?

[fleet yew]

Thats why, don’t get me wrong vanilla is okay but sometimes those mods just hit different

[somber raptor]

(Depending on where u live you may see different Official servers pinned)

[fossil oxide]

Well I used to live in SA

Haven't noticed the change since then, I only go for favorites now

[untold wyvern]

memescp is tf2!

[somber raptor]

Eg: Americans see the US/Canada officials pinned while Europeans see the EU, RedLine and MemeSCP servers pinned

[somber raptor]

Same

[fossil oxide]

Ye, or just join via Friends

[trim sinew]

m

[fossil oxide]

Btw, u play on US servers?

[trim sinew]

EU

[fossil oxide]

Oh I see

[trim sinew]

anyways im gonna go avoid getting killed by a facility guard

[fossil oxide]

LurkBois has anti-KOS rules

But it's from US/Canada

[daring flume]

bro these redline server moderators

i got banned for a nazi song

uneducated mods

[fossil oxide]

No shit Sherlock

[daring flume]

it aint even nazi

mods dont go to school so they can play in the servers ig

[fossil oxide]

Yes but would let it pass if someone plays a song with slurs but say they aren't trying to be offensive?

[daring flume]

it doesnt have a single slur

[fossil oxide]

It's just a similar example

[daring flume]

its a soung about a flower

[fossil oxide]

Well I've seen players getting banned from drawing its symbol via bullet graffiti

[daring flume]

i didnt draw it tho

so im safe from that ig

[fossil oxide]

I know

But you made reference to it perhaps

Idk, don't post the song here though

[daring flume]

its erika

[woeful whale]

bruh

[midnight orchid]

does anyone know roughly how long verification is taking at the moment?

[woeful whale]

like vsr?
its probably written somewhere but always assume 1-2 work week

[prime bear]

Yo when you releasing that update

[midnight orchid]

To get a server on the public server list in game haha

the original document suggests 72 hours but I assume theres lots going on at the moment <3

[woeful whale]

they have to verify your server is compilance with the rules, etc.
checking stuff that can be done, also checking how players behave ig

[midnight orchid]

Players cant behave on a server that isnt accessible to the public listing?

[woeful whale]

they can join via ip :)

[midnight orchid]

True, i'd rather wait for a public list however

[woeful whale]

also i just assume how it works since i never got my server verified (and prob never going)

[midnight orchid]

Oh you havent? is your server more like a friends only thing?

[tawny vapor]

polish version of skibidi toilet

[fleet stag]

[somber raptor]

The time it actually takes for them to verify it is like 5 minutes

[woeful whale]

testing and using my port for hosting mc server so it would end up players joining MC session :DD

[somber raptor]

They just join, check some shit and leave

[daring flume]

bro what

yo guys if anyone knows dopamine enjoyer pls tell me

[somber raptor]

It doesn't matter what it was made for

Erika is basically the musical symbol of nazism

[daring flume]

i dont mean that, i sadi "bro what" bcs u responded with a capybara

[midnight orchid]

fair enough :)

[daring flume]

but basically ppl in the west now connect it to the bad germans

sad

[wispy hill]

good morning chat

[somber raptor]

Gm

[daring flume]

its mornign for u?

[somber raptor]

🌟 Timezones 🌟

[wispy hill]

no

well

it's only 12:30

[daring flume]

ik just asking

[daring flume]

oh ok

[woeful whale]

noone knows what they do

[somber raptor]

That's the average time i wake up 🔥

[somber raptor]

They probably check stuff like server settings or whatever

[wispy hill]

you can verify your server by running !verify in your console and follow the instructions printed

it's a relatively new system but verification is still taking verification requests by email

[somber raptor]

Yeah because it was often played suring nsdap events

[midnight orchid]

Ooooo i didnt know that

[somber raptor]

How does that even work?

[daring flume]

what events?

[midnight orchid]

lemme open up my terminal

[midnight orchid]

huh?

[daring flume]

wrong reply

[daring flume]

wrong reply

[midnight orchid]

nwnw

[daring flume]

what events

[wispy hill]

it'll run some checks that verification would do automatically

[somber raptor]

Yeah its a new system and only got announced to #serverhost-announcements

[somber raptor]

Like it checks settings?

[midnight orchid]

cant see tgat

[daring flume]

bro what is nsdap event?

[somber raptor]

i know

[somber raptor]

Probably demonstrations and speeches

[wispy hill]

ehhh it's more than that

[daring flume]

oooh ok

[midnight orchid]

[2024-08-19 18:35:08.405 +01:00] [verify] Your verification request has been submitted! Please allow up to 1 hour for verification. If the system cannot reach your server, a message will be sent to this console with details regarding the failure.
                                   ``` sickkk

oh this is soo cool i can see it being queued and checked

[wispy hill]

it's fully automatic

[midnight orchid]

thank you rxtnshi 🙏

[midnight orchid]

as a cs student this is so cool to see

[wispy hill]

if your request was accepted, follow the instructions printed afterwards and then i would recommend running !hostrole in your console to gain access to the serverhost channels here

do it in #bot-commands plz

[tardy walrus]

insu the goat

[midnight orchid]

OOP sorry

[wispy hill]

hi @tardy walrus!!!

https://tenor.com/view/venti-doorbell-genshin-impact-get-off-gif-27027853

[tardy walrus]

hihhihihi :)))

[midnight orchid]

yay!

[tardy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-genshin-impact-cutscene-mihoyo-gif-20936003

[woeful whale]

hello mr/mrs tech supporters

[wispy hill]

hello

[tardy walrus]

greetings

[wispy hill]

salutations

[woeful whale]

[somber raptor]

GAMBLING SKIN 🤑

[somber raptor]

Yoo just got a cool idea
Make (irl) a PP-Bizon with that skin that shoots chips

[chilly obsidian]

It gives this error even though there is no VPN

[magic vortex]

payday 2 or csgo?

[rough wing]

https://tenor.com/view/bashame-meme-bashame-meme-nokotan-shikanoko-gif-359583279850301200

[somber raptor]

CS2

[rough wing]

VPN kullanma

🙄

[chilly obsidian]

vpn yok bende

vpn olmadığı halde bu hatayı veriyo

It gives this error even though there is no VPN

[somber raptor]

!langtr

[snow umbra]

Merhaba, bu bir İngilizce konuşulan sunucu. Turkiyenin Yerel sunucusuna buradan katılabilirsiniz.

[somber raptor]

Do what it says: send a whitelist request

[chilly obsidian]

orası da burayı yönlendiryo

[rough wing]

He says it brings me there too

[somber raptor]

Speak english

[chilly obsidian]

orası da burayı yönlendiriyo

[rough wing]

Fuck I mean

[rough wing]

Dude he's incapable

[somber raptor]

Fr

[rough wing]

He's saying the server made him go here

For help

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-gif-338783462287106063

[magic vortex]

dude thinks his language is powerful enough for every people to know it

[woeful whale]

play other server

[somber raptor]

Average Turkish ego

[rough wing]

I think it's just a matter on

How he doesn't know Turkish

And expects people to understand him since you know

He's searching for help

And the Turkish server sent him here

[wispy hill]

hello @chilly obsidian this is a server modification giving this error, not base-game. please follow the instructions printed out by the error to resolve it

[tardy walrus]

[somber raptor]

He's turkish

[wispy hill]

oh well

[rough wing]

I could translate it for him

[wispy hill]

gimme a moment

[wicked spade]

lemme translate

[fringe cedar]

Someone get out the magic translator

[tardy walrus]

he aint banned from the google translator tho

[rough wing]

Ok sönük you can

[somber raptor]

I woke up every single turk in this server 😭

[chilly obsidian]

I followed the same instructions.

[somber raptor]

If this game still alive in 2 years imma apply for Tech Support

[wicked spade]

hacı şöyle oyundan kaynaklı bir problem değil sunucu plugininden kaynaklı bir problem, adam diyor ki oradaki şeyleri yap bizim elimizden bir şey gelmiyoe

[tardy walrus]

we will be replaced with ai 😭

[somber raptor]

!langtr

[snow umbra]

Merhaba, bu bir İngilizce konuşulan sunucu. Turkiyenin Yerel sunucusuna buradan katılabilirsiniz.

[rough wing]

dümdüz çevirsen, Türkçe slang ekliyor :D

[chilly obsidian]

cedmod a yazdım

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/whyyy-emote-gif-27063289

[somber raptor]

NW-GPT gonna be crazy

[chilly obsidian]

Has anyone encountered this error?

[fringe cedar]

We won’t notice a difference

[somber raptor]

No because i don't play SL anymore 🔥

[fringe cedar]

L

[magic vortex]

chad

[somber raptor]

Only thing that could bring me back is the new Micro HID

[chilly obsidian]

Has anyone encountered this error?

[rough wing]

No

Iya

[somber raptor]

No

[rough wing]

Nein

Niet

Hayır

[wicked spade]

change servers

[chilly obsidian]

who can help me

[magic vortex]

only thing for me it's the human character rework and the hcz rework

[somber raptor]

Me, if you actually listened to what i already said

[wicked spade]

sunucu sahibi ederse eder illa orası diyorsan

[somber raptor]

New human models are mid

[magic vortex]

[chilly obsidian]

I cannot log in to all servers, it gives the same error on all of them.

[chilly obsidian]

I cannot log in to all servers, it gives the same error on all of them.

[magic vortex]

the security guard now is a mall cop without a helmet and he seems to have a leather jacket

[fringe cedar]

He really needs some gloves and shades

[somber raptor]

"Come play SL we have:

• Mall Cop
• Combine Civil Protection
• Male Pattern Baldness
• WWI Soldier

[magic vortex]

fr

[wicked spade]

beni aşıyor kanka, bi ordaki linklerden birinden whitelist almayı dene

[magic vortex]

• D-Class Chad

[wicked spade]

anyways ahem ENGRISH

[chilly obsidian]

cedmod a yazdım sana discord üzerinden dönüş yapacağız diyo

ne zaman dönüş yaparlar

[wicked spade]

blmm

[somber raptor]

!langtr yet again

[snow umbra]

Merhaba, bu bir İngilizce konuşulan sunucu. Turkiyenin Yerel sunucusuna buradan katılabilirsiniz.

[gilded timber]

Please keep messages in English!

[woeful whale]

meow

[fringe cedar]

I swear it would make them look 100x better

[somber raptor]

He is a little slow

[wicked spade]

turkish > engrish, cant change my mind

[somber raptor]

Average Turkish Ego

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/tag-turkish-car-happy-dance-gif-17367602

[magic vortex]

make them similar to the cb ones but better

[rough wing]

I'm learning japanese so I can leave both of these shitty languages behind

[somber raptor]

So basically the GIGN

[wicked spade]

bruh

[chilly obsidian]

good bye

[somber raptor]

Learn italian trust me 🇮🇹

[eager wadi]

the new mtf is actually inspired by csgo's sas

[magic vortex]

For real 🇮🇹

[dapper hawk]

Guys

[wicked spade]

spaghetti language mamma mia

[dapper hawk]

Markiplier has scp sl

[somber raptor]

it looks more like a metrocop in a scuba diving suit

[eager wadi]

e noioso

[magic vortex]

The diving squad 💀

[somber raptor]

.!langit

[somber raptor]

Combine can now swim

[eager wadi]

kemm int bassa

[wicked spade]

just slap -a on every word, voila, you speak italian now

[eager wadi]

voil

[magic vortex]

ass

[tardy walrus]

this dont look good 😭

[somber raptor]

justa slapa -aa ona everya worda, voilaa, youa speaka italiana nowa

[wicked spade]

see

[somber raptor]

Maltese???

[eager wadi]

maltese translation is anomaly

[rough wing]

I'm a 10/10

[eager wadi]

it means "you're such a fart"

[somber raptor]

Is maltese a real language?

[eager wadi]

[rough wing]

Amo

[eager wadi]

iva malti uwa vera

[magic vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-gif-27408090

[somber raptor]

Are u maltese?

[rocky halo]

почему игра так лагает где обнова 14 0 нахой

[wicked spade]

shit

[tardy walrus]

"Done. That felt good." coming

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/subsidiary-embed-embed-perms-subsidiary-of-tojo-clan-subsidiary-of-the-tojo-clan-gif-22735130

[wicked spade]

weong person

[magic vortex]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.

[wicked spade]

sorry nathan pls dont smite me

[eager wadi]

bonġu

[rough wing]

Co?

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-gusfring-gif-24463299

[somber raptor]

Someone translate?

[tardy walrus]

it says hello

[eager wadi]

game is fine for me

[rough wing]

@eager wadi can you check bot commands

[somber raptor]

I'm flying to malta

[rough wing]

There's an anomaly

[eager wadi]

xi dwejjaq

[rocky halo]

FOR YOU

[eager wadi]

[tardy walrus]

kwistjoni tal-ħiliet

[magic vortex]

[wicked spade]

!langmt when

[rocky halo]

[eager wadi]

there is only like 4 maltese playing sl

i am one of them

[gilded timber]

Maltese elitist club

[glossy coyote]

Maltese? Like the chocolate?

[rough wing]

Thomas that's racist

😨

[somber raptor]

I'm flying to malta and personally teaching you italian

[eager wadi]

bonġu u merħba, għaqra ir-regoli

[glossy coyote]

Nah like these

[rough wing]

What does merhba mean

[wicked spade]

!langes

[snow umbra]

Hola, este es un servidor de habla inglesa. Puedes unirte al servidor localizado de la comunidad española aquí.

[tardy walrus]

kif tixtieq sinjur

[fallow forge]

Que

I mean what

[eager wadi]

that's british made you canadian

[somber raptor]

Do we have a !langmt command?

[fallow forge]

!langen

[somber raptor]

I doubt it

[fallow forge]

Why no english

Where english server

[rough wing]

I heard of them but I never tasted them because I don't live in th country where they are sold

[rocky halo]

!langpl

[eager wadi]

its quite easy to tell you use translation cause how broken it is

[snow umbra]

Witaj, ten serwer jest serwerem anglojęzycznym. Możesz dołączyć do Polskiej społeczności tutaj.

[somber raptor]

Here

[fallow forge]

Where

[eager wadi]

welcome

[glossy coyote]

Okay? British people live in Malta too

[wicked spade]

nuh uh

[rough wing]

He's using vencord auto translator

[eager wadi]

i know

[rocky halo]

!langeu

[eager wadi]

yea in sliema

[somber raptor]

@eager wadi exterminate them brits

[fallow forge]

!langch

Where chinese

[rocky halo]

real

[somber raptor]

I think it's !langcn

!langcn

[eager wadi]

gotta ask a friend

[wicked spade]

!langar

[somber raptor]

Oh

[rocky halo]

!langcn

[somber raptor]

No china lol

[rocky halo]

!langbr

[snow umbra]

Olá, este é um servidor que fala inglês. Você pode entrar no servidor da comunidade brasileira localizada aqui.

[wicked spade]

no arabic either

[fallow forge]

!langfr

[snow umbra]

Bonjour, vous êtes sur un serveur anglophone. Vous pouvez rejoindre le serveur communautaire Français de référence ici.

[wicked spade]

scandalous

[somber raptor]

!langit

[snow umbra]

Salve, questo è un server in lingua inglese, puoi unirti alla community italiana localizzata qui.

[rocky halo]

!langge

[somber raptor]

🔥

[fallow forge]

!langpo

[rough wing]

Chinese people can't really play games like SL

[calm ferry]

I love Malta

[glossy coyote]

At heart we are all a little British

[somber raptor]

There are a lot more chinese servers than you think

[rocky halo]

!langtr

[snow umbra]

Merhaba, bu bir İngilizce konuşulan sunucu. Turkiyenin Yerel sunucusuna buradan katılabilirsiniz.

[fallow forge]

Is there brazilian but not portugese

[rough wing]

Wrong! BU VATAN BİZİM.

[fallow forge]

[rough wing]

BU MEMLEKET BİZİM

[rocky halo]

!langpr

[eager wadi]

i forgot you were viper

[rough wing]

BURASI TÜRKİYE

[somber raptor]

It's almost comparable to the amount of Russian servers

[eager wadi]

i wonder why

[gilded timber]

I hope not

[fallow forge]

Happy Thanksgiving too I guess

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-man-gif-14733745593859528159

[somber raptor]

shoots myself

[eager wadi]

blood is italian buddy

[calm ferry]

It’s cause I have this disgusting yellow color now

[eager wadi]

#utility-roles 💤

[rough wing]

Jarate!

[rocky halo]

!langtr

[fallow forge]

!langjp

[snow umbra]

こんにちは。ここは英語圏サーバーです。日本語圏のコミュニティサーバーはこちらをどうぞ。

[calm ferry]

Nah too lazy

[fallow forge]

Arigato

[rocky halo]

!langkr

[snow umbra]

안녕하세요, 이 서버는 영어 서버입니다. 한국어 서버는 여기입니다.

[eager wadi]

okay im forcing you

!warn @rocky halo bot commands in #general-chat

[fallow forge]

Help

Please

[eager wadi]

[wicked spade]

guys daily reminder that steamhappy spam is dead

[rocky halo]

[somber raptor]

🔥

[rough wing]

Lmao real

[fallow forge]

❤️‍🔥

[calm ferry]

How is this a lavender rose

[fallow forge]

Somehow

[rough wing]

You look beautiful

[calm ferry]

Thank you

[fallow forge]

You look fabulous

[wicked spade]

PINK ROLE

[fallow forge]

No that's a slur

We only use that against artists

[wicked spade]

aww

[wispy hill]

hi 🅱️iper @calm ferry

[calm ferry]

Hello

[sleek estuary]

wait is that the real viper

[somber raptor]

Are y'all still yapping about languages?

[wicked spade]

best language is yappanese

!langyp

[calm ferry]

[tardy walrus]

its that viper

my favorite verification specialist back in the day

[fallow forge]

Happens often

[azure olive]

chat can we ban this guy @lament mica

[tardy walrus]

@eager wadi

[eager wadi]

yep

[somber raptor]

He not in the server

[tardy walrus]

was

not anymore

[fallow forge]

What he do

[azure olive]

not anymore

[somber raptor]

H.E.

[lost basalt]

mfs in redline too

[fallow forge]

Free my man h.e do nothing wrong

[lost basalt]

Me when tak and onesie eeping

[eager wadi]

yep

[rough wing]

Attention whoring retards

[azure olive]

already reported

[lost basalt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1064973288385822750/1221828566174531624/ezgif.com-gif-maker2.gif

[lost basalt]

Ik

NO FUCKING EMBEDS

[fallow forge]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[azure olive]

literally just raided my server (the one guy)

[lost basalt]

Bullshit

[fallow forge]

Ah that makes sense

[somber raptor]

Yeah it happens too often that i get Trickshot Noscope headshot AWPed Knifed Zeused through smoke through wall with fire by a blind guy

[fallow forge]

Its the subtick system fr

What a godawful game cs2 is

[somber raptor]

And i'm about to spend 500$ on it

[fallow forge]

Why

Why would you do that

[somber raptor]

I want the Paracord Knife :P

[tough tapir]

Skedaddle skedoodle

[fallow forge]

You could literally invest in dogecoin and it would be way better way to throw your money away

[tough tapir]

Your paracord knife is now a noodle

[somber raptor]

Good thing about cs2 is that if i don't play anymore i can just sell it and get most of my money back (if not more)

[meager slate]

your teeth are gone, cannot munch on seabunni anymore

too old to have teeth

[eager wadi]

sea bunni slimy

[hollow sparrow]

real

[eager wadi]

drink the sea bunni

[meager slate]

not drinkable

[fallow forge]

Lies

[hazy citrus]

Hello once again friends

[worldly kestrel]

any good updates soon so I can play with my old friends?

[tough tapir]

Gulp

[meager slate]

cannot

[tough tapir]

gulp gulp

[meager slate]

unforgivable sin

worse than burning the erdtree

[eager wadi]

14.0 still being worked on

[sleek estuary]

release is planned in 2 years

[tardy walrus]

august 12th, 2036

[sleek estuary]

cant wait 🔥

[tardy walrus]

when u streaming

[strange relic]

2093

[runic lichen]

guys

i think future is near

[eager wadi]

the future does exist

ask the new zealanders

[runic lichen]

technically, real

[strong dune]

the old models are dying

have you seen their fingers

[sour river]

Futures isnt real

[hearty river]

Nathan said "the future" after answering a question about the 14.0 release date. Tomorrow is in the future. The update is tomorrow.

(flawless logic, no need to double check)

[runic lichen]

i hate the security guard

mall cop

real

fr

[eager wadi]

update isnt tomorrow

[quick estuary]

Hello chat

[ionic snow]

WASSSSSSSAAAAAAA

[hearty river]

It is tomorrow. You just don't know which one...

Who knows how many tomorrows...

[ionic snow]

I guess it's gonna be that one

The one that does smth

[hollow sparrow]

[hollow sparrow]

WOAH UPDATE IS TOMORROW NATHAN CONFIRMED (real)

[hearty river]

If you believe that it is tomorrow, you will be disappointed day by day. However, after a few cycles, you will become numb to disappointment and you will only feel joy when the update is actually tomorrow.

[hollow sparrow]

real

[rough owl]

update is in the next hour

[hearty river]

In the next minute

[fallow kite]

Following Fat People

[eager wadi]

🎺

[orchid kraken]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 2 SHIPS

[fallow kite]

Nathan gets it

[hearty river]

The trumpet has 3 valves. The word "now" is made up of 3 letters. The update is now. Go play the update!

[orchid kraken]

DEAD ASS THERE ARE 3 SHIPS

[fallow kite]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StHMB1nhwb4&t=15s

Timestamp doesn't work...

Nvm fixed

[somber raptor]

Imma get the gambling skin since i'm about to spend a shitload of money on CS2

[somber raptor]

I'm getting: ★ Paracord Knife | Fade, AK-47 Ice Coaled, M4A1-S | Decimator, MP7 | Bloodsport, MAC-10 | Disco Tech, Five-seveN | Moneky Business, PP-Bizon | High Roller, P90 | Asiimov, AWP | Chromatic Aberration, Galil AR | Rocket Pop, Lieutenant Rex Krikey | SEAL Frogman, 'The Doctor' Romanov | Sabre, Patch | CMB, Patch | Lambda

[fossil oxide]

Jackpot

[ionic snow]

Very nice.

[austere kelp]

Hey can anyone help me with a game crashing. If it's steam running after 100% in loading menu it crash but if steam is not running it worked

[fossil oxide]

!verifyfiles

[snow umbra]

https://b2.thomasjosif.com/file/thomasjosif/img/6v7ee48SvbnwSGJbPJ7N97zpp.gif

[fossil oxide]

Or you can also start up the game while resetting all settings

[austere kelp]

Aaa what ?

[austere kelp]

No nothing

[austere kelp]

Not works too

[fossil oxide]

Odd

Reinstall game?

[austere kelp]

Nope I try this

[fossil oxide]

Does your error appear here? https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/897643267473145866

[austere kelp]

so when i run the game whitout steam it worked but i cant play because im not log in the game

[fossil oxide]

Didn't know running SL without Steam was possible

Are you using an old version from SCP:SL Classic?

[austere kelp]

are you sure ?

[austere kelp]

how i know

[fossil oxide]

If you run an old version of SL you'd be opening it from a folder instead of from Steam

[rough wing]

いy

[fossil oxide]

Which I doubt it's the case so just ignore that

If you can't find any issue similar to what you're experiencing in the channel I linked

Then open a ticket https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/968248941994971187 and explain your problem

[austere kelp]

i cant write to it

[fossil oxide]

At the top

[woeful whale]

dont think he can
#technical-support message

[fossil oxide]

There should be an option to open a ticket

#technical-support message

[austere kelp]

ok

[fossil oxide]

Wait

[austere kelp]

what

?

[fossil oxide]

I don't think they will answer

Based on the last msg

[austere kelp]

kk

[fossil oxide]

Prob just wait till they finish their maintenance

[austere kelp]

i can play with geforcenow but i cant play czech servers

kk

[modern turret]

i love getting banned from an rp server for 50 years because i killed 1 guy!!!

yippeee!

[terse beacon]

✅

[fossil oxide]

That's odd, never seen that troubleshoot before

[modern turret]

i was playin on a rp server then i killed someone and left

logged back on the next day

[fossil oxide]

Why you playing there to begin with if you're not gonna read the rules

[modern turret]

and im banned for 50 years

[modern turret]

i did read the rules

[woeful whale]

cedmod strikes again

[modern turret]

i just didnt follow them 😈

[fossil oxide]

Copium

[ionic snow]

😲

[modern turret]

im so evil

[fossil oxide]

I'm surprised you got banned for that long,
RP servers would normally give you plenty of chances before actually banning you

[austere kelp]

because geografic location with geforce vpn

[eager wadi]

rp is not fun in general

[sleek estuary]

idk maybe later

[fossil oxide]

Idk what to say man

I saw a pizza delivery man

Throwing an explosive medkit

Not a fan of RP but that was fun as heck

[austere kelp]

bye guys

[ionic snow]

Imagine if a dorito flew into a 12 story building leveling it down to only a 2 story book which was made by Abraham Hicks who no no wanna

[fossil oxide]

Hope you solve your issues soon, bye

[austere kelp]

thanks

[fossil oxide]

Guys please

Rate my local disks' space

From 1 to 10

[quick knot]

mine better

[fossil oxide]

There was like

100 GB from my clips

[fickle ibex]

not good

[fossil oxide]

Bro

You wanna kill GLaDOS again?

[fickle ibex]

maybe

[fossil oxide]

Omg

From my Minecraft clips

Mamma mia

[fallow kite]

Hello?

[fossil oxide]

Hello Sonic.exe

[fossil oxide]

[glacial nymph]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191389668168708228/1275200208443281509/IMG_20240819_221012.jpg?ex=66c5063d&is=66c3b4bd&hm=3ac525e67858a81acefe8b38c261dd663b3798fc5b514f7730965e026f2320ba&

[distant cove]

Greetings

[glacial nymph]

spamming E

[distant cove]

MEDIC!

[glacial nymph]

I actually meant that one scientist from hl1

But yeah

MEEEEDDIIIIIIIIICCCC!

[distant cove]

How goes it?

[glacial nymph]

Thanks, Doctor!

Gamerz, check out BO2 map "Suffer with me"

[distant cove]

Made just for SCP SL using MER

[glacial nymph]

Correct

[grave junco]

i need help

[glacial nymph]

All ears if i can

[grave junco]

when i join a server on scp sl i get 1000 ms

top left

[glacial nymph]

Does it happen always?

[grave junco]

it started happening like last week

[grave junco]

yes

[distant cove]

So. Did you see the murderer?

[glacial nymph]

No.

[glacial nymph]

Hmmmmmm

Where you from and what server you trying to join

Maybe the distance between you and it

[grave junco]

i am from canada and trynna join dr bright

wait actualy

any server i join its just 1000 ms

[glacial nymph]

Oh

[distant cove]

Does it remain at ~1k ms of ping?

[glacial nymph]

Weird honestly, it's kinda funny if i said you internet can be bad

[grave junco]

at 1k ms ping it disconnects me

but it starts at around 500

[glacial nymph]

I always write in console before i join any server "ar" "at"

Try it

[cloud girder]

does this mf think im stupid 😭

i would have gotten an email lmfao

[glacial nymph]

Ignore it

Scam shit stuff

[cloud girder]

i am

[glacial nymph]

Well known

[distant cove]

I got one from an irl friend a few weeks ago

Imagine that blunder

[cloud girder]

i wonder if the image link is a virus

😭

[glacial nymph]

He either troll or he actually got hacked

[distant cove]

He got hacked

[grave junco]

uh hwo do i open the console again?

woah

[distant cove]

because I just text messaged him saying "yo your account got gibbed"

[glacial nymph]

~

[distant cove]

[~]
(under escape usually)

[grave junco]

wait so i go in console and type ar at?

[glacial nymph]

Yes

Each

[grave junco]

alr ill try it

[glacial nymph]

Ar and hit enter

At and then hit enter

I can't say it works 100%

But give it a try

I do that to prevent authorization issue

[distant cove]

If that doesn't work you should open a ticket at #technical-support to get proper help if the community solutions dont work

[grave junco]

my console wont open up

[grave junco]

alr

[woeful whale]

Press the button after the 9

[grave junco]

still doesnt work

[glacial nymph]

Find it in settings keybinds

[woeful whale]

Go to settings and see console keybind

Then press that

[grave junco]

alr thx

welp

[smoky parcel]

Hey

[distant cove]

Greetings

[glacial nymph]

spamming E again

[distant cove]

Stop fucking with the microwave!

[grave junco]

uh is my problem client sided or server sided

oh wait nvm

[distant cove]

@glacial nymph https://youtu.be/dev4eJgQHH0

[glacial nymph]

Hahah too late

He doesn't need to hear all that, he's highly trained professional

[worldly orchid]

we have a technical support in the scp sl discord you should ask there

[glacial nymph]

Does it even work?

I remember i made a ticket but no response

[worldly orchid]

yep the bot is back

[glacial nymph]

Lol

[grave junco]

yes i did it

[worldly orchid]

we are volunteers working in our spare time

[worldly orchid]

someone should answer you soon

[glacial nymph]

It was like a year ago

I don't remember much things

[grave junco]

i was just asking here cuz i didnt wanna do all that crap if i didnt have to

[warped trench]

imagine if they add food into scp sl and you can throw it at people and do little damage 💀

[cloud girder]

like 0.5 damage lmfao

[warped trench]

i mean depends on what food

[glacial nymph]

Did it work thou?

[warped trench]

when its a banana sure

but like a can of beans should do like 4-5

[grave junco]

wut the ar at thing?

[glacial nymph]

It publicly dox you bro, joke it's just re authorization whatever

It fixes my servers list sometimes

And my internet as well

[warped trench]

(even better if you can lace the food with laxatives)

[grave junco]

oh

it didnt work out for me sadly

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

ancient and @meager slate

[glacial nymph]

Welp i tried

[grave junco]

yeah thx for your help

[glacial nymph]

[meager slate]

Only ancient

[cinder sapphire]

lies

[glacial nymph]

Didn't i see this message before?

Am i having a deja vu?

Or i predicted the future

[toxic ore]

HELLO?

Oh

WHERE AM I?

[solar geyser]

dont pull up on o block 😡👎 its on sight 🔫 🕵️

[iron pulsar]

Lucid smells

[glacial nymph]

You are in Gliese 12B 2188, You woke up sir finally after 164 years, your physical body have never changed since

[green verge]

so true

[distant cove]

Welcome to City 17. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one our finest remaining urban centers

[polar spade]

Too late... he's gone

[distant cove]

I know

better late than never I guess

[somber raptor]

Make your nickname Wallace Breen

[distant cove]

No

[amber ether]

https://tenor.com/view/ping-pingeveryone-gif-18070386

[woeful whale]

Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

Once i get home from vacation imma buy nitro: i need to choose a profile for each server 🔥

No way

[worldly orchid]

send an email to [e-mail]

[somber raptor]

4 days of vacation left

[somber raptor]

(I am actually happy because after a while the flat pillows and 15" screen become annoying)

Srsly once you get a monitor bigger than 20" you can never go back to laptop screens

[woeful whale]

I feel you

Uni has laptop and I have 2 monitor.
Pain

Sometimes I forgot this and moving my browser to the left and looking at that way

[somber raptor]

28" >>>>>>>>>> 15"

[tardy walrus]

look who it is

my favorite osm

[amber ether]

R-r-r-really?! T-th-thanks m-m-man!

You may even be better than @foggy coyote!

That guy sucks!

[tardy walrus]

at the end of the day its all love

🤞🏽 💜

[vague cove]

cottage slander

[amber ether]

🫱

Maybe we can be friends afterall

[amber ether]

He smells, he deserves it

[tardy walrus]

hell yeah

[amber ether]

Maybe tech support aint that bad

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-gif-24395495

[tardy walrus]

:D

[sleek estuary]

😄

bro

[somber raptor]

The difference is quite huge

[sleek estuary]

why did discord auto convert

[tardy walrus]

gotta turn that off in settings

[somber raptor]

U need to turn dat shit off

[amber ether]

bro has 2 pcs

that's crazy

I need to take notes

I could be playing persona 5 AND SL at the same time

[somber raptor]

Pic i found online

But yeah i got a desktop and a laptop

[foggy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-gif-1562046683184606921

hater

imn the gaot

[woeful whale]

I think I had a picture when i testing something and had sl in both on laptop an on pc

[somber raptor]

Desktop got RTX 3060, i7-13700K, 32GB DDR4-3600 RAM, 1.728TB Storage and 28" 4K60 HDR Monitor
Laptop (Acer Aspire A3 315-57) got MX 330, i7-1065G7, 8GB DDR4-2133 RAM, 512GB Storage and 15.6" 1080p60 monitor

[somber raptor]

On my laptop i get single digit fps on SL
On my desktop i get 150-180fps

On my laptop on minecraft i get 20-40fps
On my desktop i get 750-1500fps

[amber ether]

[woeful whale]

Do I send the link of it here or in #media-posts

[visual acorn]

1.728 tb is very specific

[woeful whale]

My laptop is an Acer mate i think.
Desktop is upgraded recently.
R5 3600, 32gb ddr 3200, 1tb + 250ssd, 1050, monitor and tv.

[somber raptor]

1TB SSD (953GiB) + 320GB HDD (298GiB) + 512GB SSD (476GiB) = 1.856TB (1.728TiB)

[somber raptor]

Btw if anyone is curious why storage devices always have less storage than advertised it's because your pc measures space in Gibibytes (GiB) while displaying the symbol for Gigabyte (GB)... so you ARE actually getting 1024GB, but your pc reads it as 953GiB (1GB = 0.931323GiB) and displays it as 953GB

[woeful whale]

Math is not mathing

Pc is not pcing

[somber raptor]

1GB is 0.931GiB so 1024GB = 953GiB

Your computer manages drive space in GiB but it displays GB... so it says 953GB while it's actually 953GiB

[woeful whale]

Ik

It just funny

[solemn flame]

why gibibytes tho

what even are those

[somber raptor]

Difference between MB/GB/TB and MiB/GiB/TiB is that first ones 10^3 for each unit (1000MB = 1GB etc) while second ones 2^10 for each unit (1024MiB = 1GiB etc)

[woeful whale]

Funny because you say biby

[somber raptor]

Cuz computers work better with powers of 2

[woeful whale]

As it intended tbh

[somber raptor]

The difference becomes noticeable quickly:
KB = 1,000 bytes
KiB = 1,024 bytes
MB = 1,000,000 bytes
MiB = 1,048,576 bytes
GB = 1,000,000,000 bytes
GiB = 1,073,741,824 bytes
TB = 1,000,000,000,000 bytes
TiB = 1,099,511,627,776 bytes

[polar spade]

iirc, GB, MB, KB uses base 10
Kib, MiB, GiB uses base 2

[woeful whale]

Yup

[somber raptor]

Yeah

[woeful whale]

Where is PiB

Or YiB

[polar spade]

In the NASA supercomputers

[woeful whale]

Fair

[somber raptor]

That's 1,125,899,906,842,624 bytes

[somber raptor]

Maybe ZiB but not YiB lol

YB is basically the entirety of data produced ever

[woeful whale]

We already have Zip

[somber raptor]

We produce a ZB of data around every 3 Days

[woeful whale]

Thank you, thank you, next time I will be doing better jokes (haha no)

[woeful whale]

I will send and take many cat pictures as possible to be in 1 day

[somber raptor]

1,208,925,819,614,629,174,706,176 bytes

[woeful whale]

Finally can store 1 px of a black hole in 7960k

[somber raptor]

The biggest datacenters in the world can get up to a few dozen EB

[somber raptor]

Random fun fact: if you had a Server with 1PB of storage you would have to split it in at least 4 partitions because NTFS can "only" handle partitions up to 256TB

[woeful whale]

Screw you ntfs!

[somber raptor]

ReFS can handle partitions up to 35PB

[woeful whale]

Ext4

[somber raptor]

Also if you live in the stone age and make MBR partitions instead of GPT partitions, the limit for MBR is 2TB

[woeful whale]

Ext4 limit is 1 EiB

[somber raptor]

Nevermind i double checked: ReFS can handle single files up to 16EiB and can have 1YiB partitions

(Also it can have 32KB file names but who tf is gonna make a 32000 character file name)

[somber raptor]

Funny things about NTFS:

• It can only handle 4.3 billion files at all
  - file paths can only be up to 256 characters long and stop working beyond that point unless you edit the Windows Registry

[somber raptor]

So if you have a shit ton of layered folders you may wanna rethink that because if the path (with the filename) goes beyond 256 characters that file is :(

[woeful whale]

Python already getting rid of it if you tick that

[distant cove]

Lets be real most people wont run into that

[somber raptor]

U talking about the 4.3 billion files or the file paths max lenght?

[distant cove]

4.3 Billion Files

[somber raptor]

Yeah

[distant cove]

The file path is unlikely to encounter but still is possible

[somber raptor]

But even the 256 max path lenght is rare for someone to get into: for example the cs2.exe file path looks quite long but is 100 characters C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Counter-Strike Global Offensive\game\bin\win64\cs2.exe

[somber raptor]

Also any other steam game has the exe in the game's root folder then cs2 decided let's put the exe in \game\bin\win64\

[woeful whale]

Because source game

Every source game place in that place

Also unreal games using 2 exes. 1 for bootstrap, and 1 is real exe

[hallow belfry]

i will be constructing a 257 character long folder path

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-nuclear-explosion-bright-lights-awe-amazement-gif-12122506092982397961

[distant cove]

My TF2 Install is located at
F:\Steam\steamapps\common\Team Fortress 2 (for my Windows install, which is applicable for this convo)

[woeful whale]

Well then s2 ig

[solar glacier]

This makes me want to fill a van with c4

And blow myself up in it

Like just swerve right off the road into a ditch to minimize any harm to anything but me and my van

[untold wyvern]

god damn it

i woke up at 6 am

[somber raptor]

No
Every other source game has the .exe in the game's root folder

[somber raptor]

7355608 to defuse it

[somber raptor]

You will not be able to open anything inside it

[ionic furnace]

how do I get all the other secret lab steam pfps

[solemn flame]

https://steamcommunity.com/games/700330/Avatar/List?snr=

[whole shale]

secu rity

[sick kayak]

quick question where would the new models be? like what page

[minor goblet]

@eager wadi @strange niche

flying heavy returns

[sleek estuary]

wym?

you can see the new models here if that's what you mean;
https://patreon.scpslgame.com/posts/view/93105378-00cd-4467-bc2e-118079f64d82

[fossil oxide]

Guys are you proud of me, I cleaned my local disk D

[fallow kite]

nice

[white finch]

black myth wukong is TRASH

[fossil oxide]

[severe coral]

HCZ, models and revolver rework when

[fossil oxide]

[severe coral]

[untold wyvern]

wait

[sleek estuary]

L no embed

[untold wyvern]

scp 1344 when

[solemn flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407922228330501/1105186881941032980/4390sjw48ay.gif

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1219421842008309836/1265841139135549511/caption.gif

[fallow kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/478224237065273344/1275262915645280328/caption.gif

[bright mist]

they gotta make guards have some sorta buff

make 'em spawn at checkpoint or something

give 'em a map

[grave junco]

MY GAME KEEPS SPIKING TO 1K RANDOMLY

RAHH

🦅

[agile basin]

give them that Radar That Mechalosaris lied about in his 2020 guide

[fallow pagoda]

My poor disk only having 30GB left

https://tenor.com/view/british-cop-screaming-screaming-sad-gif-1879411192175791821

[fossil oxide]

Bro lemme show how my disk looked like before cleaning my files

I had like 300 GB of Minecraft clips

[fallow pagoda]

Me with like 2k SCPSL clips

[fossil oxide]

💯

[white finch]

now I can play black myth mwukong again!

wow 1.4million players on steam 😨

[grave junco]

RAHHH🦅

[tough tapir]

Rahhh

[untold wyvern]

rah?

[fossil oxide]

Pigeon

[midnight brook]

Bro that’s a dog r u dumb?

[fallow kite]

existential crisis

[tame hollow]

The Egg

[fallow kite]

yej

it sounds weird

but kinda breath taking

if you know the context

[rigid locust]

since im actually you and you are actually me i need you to set random fires in national parks

[fallow kite]

?

[fossil oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-dog-funny-animals-excited-gif-21091947

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-cute-cute-cat-kiss-kiss-me-gif-24184747

[fossil oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26470175

[strange niche]

Celeste Lore

[fallow kite]

have you heard the track?

[tough tapir]

Egg lore

[fallow kite]

it kinda dope

[strange niche]

ok but here me out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRq5wP6FjIw

[fallow kite]

this one is kinda dope but that one is so heart touching

[strange niche]

Low-Fi beats to yeet things into space with

[scenic zephyr]

they need to give cassie more words

[strange niche]

there are more CASSIE sound files than actual game sound files

[scenic zephyr]

then why not add them?

@snow umbra im gonna kill you

[strange niche]

what additional words are needed?

[sleek estuary]

just turn the voice actor into a AI voice model, ez

[scenic zephyr]

i mean they would be good, adding more variety and stuff

[scenic zephyr]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/993882697082617966/1003750778504228924/78440074-94FB-421C-B2CE-C8FADE6E3601.gif

oh god

oh no

EMBED FAILURE?

WHY NORTHWOOD

[sleek estuary]

LLLLLLL

[untold wyvern]

cuz fuck you

[untold wyvern]

green role

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-emoji-laughing-emoji-animated-laugh-gif-27394849

[scenic zephyr]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1078361345730301952/1157744056718340166/ive_had_it_with_you.gif

damn it

[untold wyvern]

GET OUT

[scenic zephyr]

NO FUCK YOU

[strange niche]

I do have some funny AI shitposts laying around on the computer

but for the record, there's a legal and most importantly, moral reason why we don't use AI ingame

[scenic zephyr]

you should make cassie say the navy seals copypasta

[scenic zephyr]

[honest junco]

hi

[scenic zephyr]

[strange niche]

the method done would require me to actually speak out the entire copypasta

which would take time

[scenic zephyr]

theres already a video of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dna792reuvI

[strange niche]

depends how clean the audio is, punctuation, audio quality etc

[scenic zephyr]

check it out

[strange niche]

yeah that wouldn't work, at least for the trained model

it's a bit err, wonky at times

[scenic zephyr]

[strange niche]

I've not used the model in a long time anyway

though this is my favourite one from the experiments

https://tenor.com/view/portal-portal2-portal-stories-mel-aegis-alive-gif-16868439

[untold wyvern]

14.0 leak

[strange niche]

AI was a mistake

Though hilariously the only real practical use of image models is shitposting, and porn

[scenic zephyr]

free video

thanks mate

[scenic zephyr]

whar

[strange niche]

I mean, it's not a shocking secret

[untold wyvern]

more leaks

[untold wyvern]

even more leaks

[strange niche]

The worst part about all of this is that this is how a decent chunk of the playerbase is going to learn about the new models

[tame hollow]

[strange niche]

Look

Star Trek predicted this with the Holodeck

lock a man in a room that can generate ANYTHING he desires from an initial prompt

what the fuck do you think is gonna happen

Lieutenant Reginald Barcley knew

[fallow kite]

i am racist]

[rigid locust]

you're not racist] you're velgrynd

[fallow kite]

youre not john northwood youre spongebob

[haughty oasis]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[rigid locust]

no i am northwood actually i don't remember beign slpongebob

[glossy coyote]

who?

[untold wyvern]

this one is cursed