general-chat

[hollow furnace]

:3

[cinder mason]

You know my ancestors

You might be a little scared

[somber raptor]

Wha

[cinder mason]

Bhadi guess what, an empire that conquered 1.38 million km, even the first time this country was founded was 209 BC

Come on guess

[somber raptor]

Is this dude high?

[gaunt talon]

Probably

[fossil oxide]

I'm using this one for inline links:
\[.*[a-z0-9_\-]+\.[a-z]{2,}[\/]?.*\]\(<?(?:https?://)?[a-z0-9_\-\.]*[a-z0-9_\-]+\.[a-z]{2,}.*>?\)

Doesn't work ):

[somber raptor]

Is regex that complicated?

Also wdym by inline links?

[fossil oxide]

It used to work a while ago

[somber raptor]

Ohhh

WHY TF DO YOU WANT TO BAN THOSE

[fossil oxide]

Scammers

Also this server bans them

Try it out

[somber raptor]

You know discord asks you if you want to open a link before opening it

Hyperlink or not

[fossil oxide]

Not in PC

[somber raptor]

Yeah it's the dumbest shit ever but this is 1984

[somber raptor]

Yeah on pc too

[fossil oxide]

Nah

[somber raptor]

Unless you check the 'don't show again for [specific website]'

[fossil oxide]

Oh

[somber raptor]

Your discord is broken then

[fossil oxide]

Then I prob turned that off

But I still wanna ban that formatting

Had 3 scammers using it in my server

Got kinda tired of it

[somber raptor]

Bruh

[runic umbra]

isnt the operational guide entry for waste not want not incorrect

it still says instances of 049-2 can be revived a maximum of three times

[fossil oxide]

I assume so

Operational guide and class info pop ups have been outdated for so long

[hollow furnace]

hubert pls fix

(he never will)

(scp sl is cancelled)

[runic umbra]

unplayable

[fossil oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/work-at-a-pizza-place-roblox-explosion-bacon-hair-gif-26115883

[jaunty zenith]

How long is the tech support under maintenance?

[somber raptor]

So
Me, my dad and my mom all got covid at least once... and my dad is now saying covid doesn't exist and it was made up by the government

[quick acorn]

This game is the least, most serious game I’ve ever played

[agile basin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-huh-cat-huh-etr-gif-15332443943609734737

[quick acorn]

What is his brain on

[somber raptor]

I have no idea

[quick acorn]

Is his brain on?

[white finch]

dont join ca1

little mouse yr down bad asf

💀 💀 \

holy shit

[somber raptor]

But he also believes in chemtrails, that the moon landing was faked, the covid vaccine was made to make you age faster, all history in history books was faked (yes, this includes 1939-1945), the WEF secretly controls the world, The Great Reset initiative is to make the rich richer and the poor poorer and create a totalitarist global government amongst other things

[subtle kraken]

Holy yappatron

[wicked spade]

i mean the making rich richer part is true lmao

just not wef

[somber raptor]

Bro's attention span is shorter than my gpu's frametime on minecraft

[somber raptor]

The Combine-like totalitarian global government is not tho...

[runic umbra]

mf believes in the scp foundation or sm

[wicked spade]

i mean with the power of enough propaganda anything is possible

[somber raptor]

Bro thinks the WEF = The Combine

[subtle kraken]

yeah, doomscrolling almost every app has gotten to me 😔

[wicked spade]

we got devolved to a goldfish, thank you zuck real cool

[white finch]

little mouse is simping for a dude whos doing a girl voice in ca1

brothers so down bad

watch out for him

[still moth]

in the nicest way possible

ur kinda weird bro

😭

[woeful whale]

Both of them

[white finch]

The @still moth meme is still MASSIVE

[ionic snow]

time to download medal for SCP:SL

[still moth]

genuinely are u ok

[ionic snow]

whats wrong in the pic tho?

[ionic snow]

hasher

calm your horsies

your light grey and light banana colored horsies

[fallow kite]

[meager slate]

o.O

[fleet stag]

O.O

[meager slate]

0.0

[fallow kite]

O_o

[fleet stag]

:>

|:>

[strong dune]

When you run into peanut

Just close doors on him

If you happen to find a tesla gate

Go through it but stay near it

Like very close

Look away from the gate but look down

Easy tesla damage on peanut

On paper

[strange relic]

bro i pray that 173 doesnt get me through doors

i got ptsd from that

[strong dune]

Just don’t look at him

You can outrun peanut with doors

[woeful whale]

Just shoot peanut

[red fern]

is there a way to edit scps hp without plugins?

[quick acorn]

I love this shitpost of a game

[woeful whale]

Yes admin panel and "heal/set hp"

[red fern]

can i make it a group edit? like edit multiple scps at a time?

[lethal scroll]

My new desktop background

[woeful whale]

Yes, but it set all hp to that value

Ahp/HumeShiled doesnt get affected

[red fern]

ok so whats the comand<

?

[woeful whale]

Its in RA panel and heal / set hp on Administrator or something, if you open it you can clicking around and you might find it

[red fern]

okay thanks

[ionic snow]

Bananas

[meager slate]

@tough tapir wth

[tough tapir]

Seabunni monday

[meager slate]

[sly barn]

i got a mini-bag of doritos

and i gave it to my d-plush

all i need is the master chief soda and hes ready to play scp SL

cannonically i have him on my desk infront of my elevated keyboard to the point where im forcing bro to watch me play scp SL

[hoary nexus]

Plush?

Plush :)

[sly barn]

''watch me play the game where you die and come back to life''

[sly barn]

woah..

porcupine :3

[sly barn]

class-D merch

was awesome.

loved wasting my money on it

[meager slate]

hedgehog :>

[hoary nexus]

Hedgehog plush..

[sly barn]

blahaj for scp SL players instead of femboys

[hoary nexus]

Hedgehog

[meager slate]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[hoary nexus]

!o>

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555474008716607514/948611931932082237/originalrat.png

[hoary nexus]

He sof at

[harsh widget]

I have a question why new model of scientist looks like a pedophile?

[rough owl]

Northwood based the models off of their studio staff

[harsh widget]

💀

[ancient steeple]

anyone with steam auth problems?

[rough owl]

Uh have u tried exiting and joining the game

[ancient steeple]

yea

i think imma turn off then on my compiter

brb

[lethal scroll]

BOOTS AND SNOOTS BOOTS AND SNOOTS BOOTS AND SNOOTS BOOTS AND SNOOTS

[sleek estuary]

yes

[fossil oxide]

Authentication issues?

[wraith dew]

Me too

[rigid vault]

Game brokey

[fossil oxide]

And it's not Tuesday?

[rough owl]

The specimen

[sleek estuary]

yes

central server moment

[fossil oxide]

If there are any issues they will update us in https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/472406978908389376

[sleek estuary]

its fixed

[fossil oxide]

Oh cool

[ancient steeple]

alright i think i fixed it

[wicked zephyr]

Yeah

Its fixed now

[lethal scroll]

It's a pupper

[wicked zephyr]

Idk what happened

[ancient steeple]

restarted my pc and it worked

[rough owl]

See

[wicked zephyr]

You didnt have to

It wasnt from you prob

[ancient steeple]

i want to believe

[rough owl]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493087700920827914/1127756366442934362/image_2023-07-09_191743210.gif

U fixed the servers MasterDoge17

[ancient steeple]

less go

[rough owl]

[sleek estuary]

steam looks fine

so central server moment?

[wicked zephyr]

I think yeah

[rough owl]

Steamhappy so popular in this server that it appears twice on the popular section

[wicked zephyr]

But not all theservers got affected

[sleek estuary]

uh oh

[lethal scroll]

Steam never really goes down thankfully, aside from Tuesdays

[sleek estuary]

might be cedmod

[strong dune]

update the models already

the old guard models are dying

[lethal scroll]

That's why you just never play a multiplayer game on steam on Tuesdays

[fossil oxide]

I heard they made some changes recently, prob that

[sleek estuary]

ok not cedmod

is it SL

wait

nope

im wrong again

steam

[strong dune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925940086212816916/1168133824769687553/caption-29.gif

[fossil oxide]

#768513687220387851 message

^ that's ddos though

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-8755617111095806242

[sleek estuary]

yeah. but the issue is steam

[visual acorn]

Skipping this night to fix my sleep rhythm

[leaden silo]

Holy shit, I just got all the images on the august patreon post to load without any reloading the page

this is a momment in history

patreon actually worked as intended

[solemn flame]

how does this dude only have notification roles

[white finch]

!914

[snow umbra]

https://en.scpslgame.com/index.php?title=SCP-914/outputs

[visual acorn]

Hacker

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-gif-18087134

[wicked zephyr]

Yeah

[timid yacht]

Anyone gold at mini metro

Or mini motorways

[vocal cobalt]

This game is dying each day, please, save it

🥲

[unique hamlet]

it died

[vocal cobalt]

Nooooooooo

My life was forge in it

[unique hamlet]

i ate it

[vocal cobalt]

Dont poop it

I only ask you that

[unique hamlet]

well its acting like taco bell

[vocal cobalt]

Oh no! STOP THERE

[unique hamlet]

aw

[green verge]

What makes you say that ? The game has been getting steadily increasing player counts

[polar spade]

Its funny how people say that game is dying while its player count just keeps growing

[solemn flame]

its the best

i love fact checking steam charts and seeing the game is in its most alive state

when 14.0 drops we are gonna reach another peak record for sure

probably even over 15k concurrent

SL is actually in the top like 150 or so games in terms of concurrect players

[polar spade]

SL's central servers are going to explode

[solemn flame]

on steam

[south thorn]

holy shit its the nut containment room

[agile basin]

wait i know this game

i forgot its name though 💀

[broken belfry]

[south thorn]

p r e s s u r e

this is my third time seeing the room

[rancid dome]

No way, it's that popular roblox game, Doors

[south thorn]

fun fact

hes here

[agile basin]

yoo no way SUE THE COMPANY RIGHT NOW

[polar spade]

He's always watching

[south thorn]

looks like to be a completely original design as far as I can tell

long ass legs

[formal epoch]

.

[south thorn]

as if it wasnt clear enough the room name is literally '173'

[rancid dome]

Look at all those rebar

[wide flame]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[vocal cobalt]

obviusly was just a joke :S

[rancid dome]

Sometimes it's hard to tell. Especially with a certain characteristic that most SL players have

[white finch]

Its doors

[still moth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493087700920827914/1127756366442934362/image_2023-07-09_191743210.gif

[charred root]

Car

[still moth]

:(

[regal bronze]

When is the human remodel update coming?

[charred root]

when 14.0 release

[grand musk]

++

[agile basin]

Except that i know it's not doors

[grand musk]

cackles

Sorry, that was my Maine Coon, walking on my keyboard while I was trying to catch up.

o im sry shud i typ moar liek dis

...that wasn't cool, sorry about that.

[charred root]

+++

[lunar sonnet]

whats the name of the green goop scp?

[charred root]

[lunar sonnet]

18something?

[charred root]

SCP-1853

[lunar sonnet]

right so there was a large touch up on that one recently rite?

[charred root]

huh 13.5 made an update for it

[lunar sonnet]

ye thats wut i mean

well i had a cool thought

rn when you use it it just speeds up all ur animations for items n stuff right?

[gilded timber]

It got a rework in 13.5!
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/700330/view/4147332104847828171

[charred root]

not rly

[gilded timber]

Among other things, yeah

[charred root]

iirc microhid wont be speeded up

[foggy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/4lokogangemperor-fnaf-goldern-freddy-fredbear-ys-gif-14811637999274399355

[spice coyote]

scp 999

[lunar sonnet]

colorblind

[velvet mason]

so real

[wind crane]

[tame hollow]

car

[wintry current]

northwood fix yo game bru https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/iveIQXe1VaT2LdH2W/d1337tQ6sYSA?invite=cr-MSxrMDksNjYzNzYxOTQs

[tardy walrus]

thats what u get for playing on ct

[wintry current]

maybe if northwood updated consistently i wouldnt have to rely on chaos theory

[amber ether]

CT moment

[wintry current]

they spent the patreon money on crack and hookers

[amber ether]

💀

[spice coyote]

true

[spice coyote]

whats even broken tho

im ngl it looks like you just missed a bunch of shots

[fossil wasp]

@sour quartz palpitoad

https://tenor.com/view/palpitoad-pokemon-palpitoad-pokemon-black-and-white-palpitoad-angry-palpitoad-palpitoad-is-angry-gif-24840011

[wintry current]

surely

crosshair directly on him for a full mag and got one hit marker

[cursive river]

this is actually a skill isue

you were moving and your crosshair was only over them briefly

[rocky adder]

Man I love having my deck

[rocky adder]

Not for a full mag, maybe 7/8 bullets

Truthfully your first mistake was trying to snipe with the AK

[tardy walrus]

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.

[agile basin]

going full auto at that range is so based tho (but not effective)

[polar spade]

Ngl, u just suck

[untold wyvern]

riders on the storm is a fire song

not the snoop dogg version

[untold wyvern]

fix your aim then

[fossil oxide]

The frustrated "WTF" shout-out got me chuckling

[sleek estuary]

insane aim 🔥🔥

[tardy walrus]

yo denty

[untold wyvern]

cursed asf

[patent bear]

ai slop

[untold wyvern]

their hands man

this looks better tbh

[fossil oxide]

Wth

For a second I thought someone cosplayed as the new NTF model

[untold wyvern]

theres also the old one

[patent bear]

what's the joke

[fossil oxide]

[simple sluice]

that one mf who workship the dog

[tough tapir]

workship

[untold wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/tf2/clips/ivgGP9oQLfgXan4Qu/d1337ynpUGTJ?invite=cr-MSxNeWgsMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

[stuck basalt]

It’s the guy from scpsl

[untold wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/tf2/clips/ivgOqlx1qKi12bF9v/d1337dlEN0iR?invite=cr-MSxkeEksMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

[austere plover]

noice

[untold wyvern]

first one to say soldier gaming gets rep

[spare crystal]

soldier gaming gets rep

[polar spade]

So what does he get?

[spare crystal]

Kiss on the lips

[polar spade]

First one to say gets what?

@untold wyvern You know what you must do

[untold wyvern]

rep

you gotta say soldier gaming

not soldier gaming gets rep

https://tenor.com/view/pause-blue-emoji-meme-blue-emoji-blue-emoji-eating-sus-gif-26131921

[iron granite]

Ngl SCP:SL is the greatest invention besides the cheeseburger

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

[spare crystal]

Fact check:

[iron granite]

😡

Nothing beats cheeseburger

[iron granite]

Burner

Burber

Cheeky burger

Mkay I need help now

Do I get A. a cheeseburger from McDonald’s B. a burger from Burger King. Or C. Go to a restaurant and eat a real burger (time consuming and allows less time to play scp sl)

[rancid dome]

Are option A and B not real burgers?

[solemn flame]

technically no

[neon isle]

Pizza

🍕

[rancid dome]

What makes them not real?

[solemn flame]

most of the ingredients are super processed

[rancid dome]

Ahh, that one

I see. Makes sense

[rancid dome]

Option D: make one yourself :3

Order ingredients and make one

[iron granite]

I’m

At the store rn

Thank god my father taught me hoe to cook

*how

[rancid dome]

:D

[iron granite]

I hate Burger King anyways

[solemn flame]

burger king is so mid

[iron granite]

McDonald’s is “Mid”

[solemn flame]

nah mcdonalds goes hard when im craving it at like 2 am

[iron granite]

Thing is

I’ve had to much McDonald’s

I don’t crave it anymore

[hazy notch]

[rancid dome]

How does one have too many McDonalds 😭

[solemn flame]

american moment

[fallow kite]

sex

[solemn flame]

honestly idk what it is cause usually fast food is ass after hours but mcdonalds just tastes so good at night

hits different

[hazy notch]

[hazy notch]

KFC better

[solemn flame]

KFC is so mid

ive had it like twice in my life it was soggy and stale

[rancid dome]

KFC's taste pretty awful here :(

[solemn flame]

popeyes is just better

[rancid dome]

Especially the fries

[solemn flame]

popeyes like cajun fries or whatever are so good

[hazy notch]

must try food from Popeyes

[rancid dome]

It's so under-salted and taste like been mqde for at least hours already

[iron granite]

There’s no burger meat

[hazy notch]

where are u from?

[rancid dome]

Thailand

Land of ladyboys

[hazy notch]

yeah, this is true but chicken

mmmm

[iron granite]

I have a great idea

[hazy notch]

holy

[iron granite]

I’m getting five guys

Five guys burgers are the definition of “Lovely”

[rancid dome]

There was an event for trans stage at a local mall lol

Damn, message to explain got flagged :(

[hazy notch]

fr? good idea ngl

[iron granite]

I’m moving to Thailand (kidding)

[rancid dome]

You'd love Bangkok at night

[hazy notch]

must visit

[iron granite]

Thing is I know no one around Asia

All my family is from Europe

Or to be more precise Italy

[hazy notch]

me too, dw

[iron granite]

I think I’m gonna stick to Italy

[hazy notch]

don't visit Poland, weird country

[rancid dome]

You guys know me :)

[iron granite]

I have visited Poland

The people there

Are polite

But weird

[hazy notch]

Who are you?

[rancid dome]

"GOOD MORNING MY NEIGHBOR"

[hazy notch]

not always

[rancid dome]

Someone, idk tbh

[iron granite]

Emphasis on the weird

[hazy notch]

[hazy notch]

smh

[rancid dome]

Btw

[iron granite]

Yeah?

[rancid dome]

There's a possibility you and I might talk to each other, in a way.

[hazy notch]

I know

[rancid dome]

He already knows!!

😭

Surprise ruined

[iron granite]

In gonna head out I don’t have a clue on what’s happening good night everybody

[rancid dome]

Goodnight mate

[rancid dome]

I applied for Verif and he's probably gonna be a part of the interview

[iron granite]

I wish you all sweet dreams (not those people that like being a scientist)

[iron granite]

Thank you for filling me in

[hazy notch]

o7

[hazy notch]

[rancid dome]

Please accept me

Even tho the final decision is not on you lol

[hazy notch]

omw to blacklist u

[rancid dome]

Hell nah man wth

[hazy notch]

good ending

[rancid dome]

Noooo
A bad ending!!

For me :(

[fossil oxide]

If you get accepted, can you help me out if my server ever gets geolocated to Asia again?

[hazy notch]

but good for me

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/nessie-gif-25574418

[hazy notch]

No.

[rancid dome]

NW good ending: I never got accepted into TS and I stop trying

[fossil oxide]

[hazy notch]

but we'll see

Noemi VerifiCATion Specialist hmm

[rancid dome]

Do you see apps btw? Or is that the managers thing

[rancid dome]

I'd like that upgrade, yes please

[fossil oxide]

I think you got this

[rancid dome]

I hope so too

If I don't then that's unlucky

But oh well

[half heath]

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/vargskelethor-vargfren-sealed-away-forever-voices-of-the-void-votv-gif-897811530496385215

[rancid dome]

I'm sure you'd love the weather :D
Humidity >70% all year long

Imagine this but everyday. Even during "winter"

Please give me that 19°C weather 🙏

[hazy notch]

with rain?

[rancid dome]

As long as its not hot as shit

[hazy notch]

now you have reason to move

[rancid dome]

Yea I do

[tame hollow]

Denied

[rancid dome]

WHAAAA NOOIOO 😭

[tame hollow]

[rancid dome]

Why you do this to me joe

[tame hollow]

For the funneee

[rancid dome]

Joe needs that dopamine from trollings

[hazy notch]

already? uff

[fickle ibex]

hello

[rancid dome]

Helo

[hazy notch]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-gif-16508948274886257497

[fossil oxide]

[fickle ibex]

is this live footage of you verifying a server

[untold wyvern]

first one to say chicken wings gets rep

[fickle ibex]

chicken wings

[rancid dome]

Pig legs

[untold wyvern]

!rep @fickle ibex

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fickle ibex a reputation point!

[fickle ibex]

!rep @untold wyvern

[snow umbra]

You have just given @untold wyvern a reputation point!

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

[hazy notch]

guess

[glossy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-sleeper-cat-gif-26608526

[remote lintel]

hello guys

[hollow sparrow]

my gif

😠

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/sound-the-car-alarm-cat-gif-9895924581726852336

[fickle ibex]

i love luna

and the other luna

[barren bane]

Who should I contact if my server verify was denied because of "no contact information" but there is discord link in server info?

[uneven plover]

Do you have an email on the server config gameplay

[barren bane]

Yes.

[uneven plover]

Then re email them i guess

Maybe the discord link doesn’t work, check it works

[barren bane]

It works, re-checked.

[uneven plover]

Send another email then

[barren bane]

Might that be a mistake from verify team?

[uneven plover]

if you’ve added an email and a discord link that’s all you should need

[tame hollow]

Nono, i need dopamine to survive england

[rancid dome]

Joe trolls, get dopamine, use them to survive England, repeat.

[somber raptor]

Gm

[untold wyvern]

gn

gb

gh

[tame hollow]

Exactly

[rancid dome]

Certainly a very interesting daily routine

[hazy notch]

https://tenor.com/view/does-he-know-gif-17552966235424643644

[untold wyvern]

he doesnt know

[stable mirage]

c

[untold wyvern]

c?

[stable mirage]

yes

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-mad-rock-cute-squint-eyes-gif-1527158283964677241

[rough wing]

Nakajima kikka

"Chrysanthemum"

[untold wyvern]

am i cooking with these

[polar spade]

No

[glacial nymph]

😭

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/siren-cat-gif-26035467

[orchid kraken]

Its over...

[untold wyvern]

it is OVER

[gaunt talon]

It's not over

[untold wyvern]

its not over?

[gaunt talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1162347868993110027/1251540847355494420/makesweet-3w3iom.gif

Now it's over

[untold wyvern]

NOW it is over

[somber raptor]

Did Dr Dan bake that cookie?

[untold wyvern]

no way

[somber raptor]

Bros salty about not being 096 for like 30 rounds in a row so he made a game

[untold wyvern]

this shit is TRASH 🗣️🔥🔥

[wintry current]

I’m going to commit a hate crime against 096

[untold wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/ivkEQgom88fP8RozT/d1337ZGgGE7C?invite=cr-MSw2UzIsMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

[gaunt talon]

Tposing 096

[untold wyvern]

why are there 22 people playing

[polar spade]

Kids will play anything

[wintry current]

https://tenor.com/view/a-train-edit-a-train-the-boys-a-train-the-boys-edit-gif-26341809

#game-suggestions message

[gaunt talon]

096 is one of the most known scp to kids

Because of the cringe nextbot videos

[untold wyvern]

time to gamble

[polar spade]

What was your goal in linking this in a public channel?

[mystic summit]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[wintry current]

The Funny™️

[untold wyvern]

this is ass for 1 in 30m

[wintry current]

Is that fucking pet simulator

Why are you posting pet simulator in the fucking scp sl server

[untold wyvern]

i got nothing else to do

[wintry current]

Believe me

1/400m is worse

[polar spade]

Spend ur time looking for a better game

[wintry current]

The pet sail falloff happened a year ago it’s time to let go vro

(I have 3 titanics and a quadrillion huges)

I can’t be talking

[untold wyvern]

this sucks so much

[wintry current]

Yeah that’s ass

Anyways

Post that in the pet sim server

I don’t think any reasonable sl player (if there are any) would like pet simulator at all

The rest would probably stone you

[polar spade]

Yea im considering that right now

[orchid kraken]

!rep @obtuse pike

[snow umbra]

You have just given @obtuse pike a reputation point!

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/the-hub-gif-21010881

[wintry current]

Cassie more like assie

What

[polar spade]

Aussie?

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/lmfao-unfunny-gif-23865640

[polar spade]

CASSIE is Australian?

[tough tapir]

More like Nessie

[polar spade]

CASSIE is Ness

[wintry current]

Truly a moment

[wintry current]

https://tenor.com/view/whats-up-haaland-gif-25554444

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-25720883

[somber raptor]

How bout i spend 484€ on Counter-Strike 2 Skins

[polar spade]

Better than Pet Simulator honestly

That game will force u to spend more

[somber raptor]

Lol

[somber raptor]

What do you think about the Paracord Knife Fade skin (the knife i wanted to get)

[polar spade]

I dunno CS2 stuff

[somber raptor]

Does it look good in your opinion?

[untold wyvern]

gambling on tf2 is better since you get less money from selling it

[somber raptor]

I like it a lot (that's why i'm getting that one)

[simple sluice]

new game update leak??

[somber raptor]

I'm also getting:

• M4A1-S Decimator
• AK-47 Ice Coaled
• MP7 Bloodsport
• Lieutenant Rex Krikey | SEAL Frogman
• 'The Doctor' Romanov | Sabre
• CMB Patch
• Lambda Patch

[simple sluice]

i cant stop myself from imagining Toji's knife lmao

[somber raptor]

Who?

[strange niche]

Gambling addiction (I play TF2)

[somber raptor]

Gambling addiction (I play CS2)

[simple sluice]

look up toji knife it kinda resembles it

[simple sluice]

wtf i saw 2 tf2 players already

are goofy spies flooding this server

[somber raptor]

It looks more like the Ursus Knife than the Paracord Knife

[strange niche]

SCP:SL and TF2 players are pretty much intermixed because it's a free game

[simple sluice]

(toxicity)

[strange niche]

[strange niche]

I fucking love TF2 text chat

I always screenshot the random shit that people talk on there

[polar spade]

Jesus Christ...

[simple sluice]

dude you should join skial australlia server

[strange niche]

I prefer the authenticity of casual

people are more mentally unstable on casual

[somber raptor]

If you want an Ursus Knife you're looking at anything between 127€ and 1145€ depending on Skin, Float and StatTrak

[simple sluice]

mostly f2p cant even speak smh

[untold wyvern]

casual is too fun

[simple sluice]

(me)

[untold wyvern]

2fort is the best map pretty much

[woeful whale]

Gambling addiction (I flip coins)

[simple sluice]

erm *coughs in upward

[untold wyvern]

imagine no heads tho

[polar spade]

He looks angry

[woeful whale]

Ehm the best is Facing Worlds

[strange niche]

I don't need an eyelander to score a 15 killstreak with a sign

If I'm gonna be a dipshit with a sign, I'll do it with class

especially since whenever I eventually die, the enemy team swarm over the sign to pick it up

it's got an aura surrounding it

[untold wyvern]

yk what

imma go annoying scout

[strange niche]

By the way

and I don't know why TF2 has this

but if you press Alt on your keyboard, you get this weird analogue movement

Use this information what you will, I use it to slowly walk up to people disturbingly slow

[stable mirage]

c

[strange niche]

I don't think it's even officially listed as a keybind

[stable mirage]

[orchid kraken]

@strange niche go and buy the unseen version of Tarkov

[strange niche]

The what

[untold wyvern]

i hate 2fort for 1 reason

these snipers

[strange niche]

I've learned the art of beating the utter shit out of snipers through aggressively moving my character from my battlements to the other

works pretty well against snipers

[simple sluice]

wait how did you do it

[strange niche]

you just press Alt

then move your mouse

[simple sluice]

it just make me cant control the character

when taunting?

literally ingame testing rn

[strange niche]

nope, you just need to move your mouse while holding alt

[somber raptor]

★ Paracord Knife | Fade my beloved

[mystic summit]

https://tenor.com/view/kristoph-gavin-apollo-justice-klavier-gavin-kirihito-garyuu-ace-attorney-gif-6961554446877334127

2fort mistake

hightower good

[tough tapir]

Gut knife safari mesh

[somber raptor]

❌

Ugliest knife, Ugliest skin

[orchid kraken]

Never ask a spy main why he is gay

Never ask Heavy main why he is a chad

[strange niche]

Most spy mains are weebs

[orchid kraken]

Most masculine spy main is a femboy

Most feminine heavy main is probably a chad or sum idk

[somber raptor]

I am a Spectator main... because i always die instantly

[untold wyvern]

these players man

[somber raptor]

TF2 is hysterical somtimes

[untold wyvern]

oh no

false!!!

[somber raptor]

Judging by the name he is less trustworthy than my cat

[untold wyvern]

oh well

he left

[somber raptor]

Good

[untold wyvern]

no

false

i headshot a sniper once and he switched to trolldier on hightower

[charred root]

sup

[orchid kraken]

@tough tapir when he meets @somber raptor

https://tenor.com/view/i-fear-no-man-gif-21949892

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/battle-finally-worthy-legendary-gif-21456320

[orchid kraken]

3rd time someone says my animation looks like portal 2

[polar spade]

What animation is this?

[terse terrace]

[polar spade]

#art-showcase message
Oh yea that's definitely Portal 2 vibes

[eager wadi]

SCP: Portal Laboratory

[cursive canyon]

guys why i can unban my self by ip but not by id

[eager wadi]

open a server ticket in #technical-support

[iron pulsar]

Lucid smells

[orchid kraken]

Thanks for name

[visual cipher]

Fun fact Alaska has a really high suicide rate

[strange niche]

Added real time moss that grows overtime for when the match exceeds 2 hours

ingame moss is equivalent to the time it takes for real moss to fucking grow

[polar spade]

It'll show up in half the matches

Always somebody camping some corner

[orchid kraken]

4th time

[orchid kraken]

5th time

[eager wadi]

[somber raptor]

Guys, which one should i get?
Asiimov (left) or Trigon (right)?

[simple sluice]

get metal gear

[strange niche]

It's nerf or nothin'

[somber raptor]

Sooo?

[strange niche]

honestly the nerf gun looks nicer

[somber raptor]

Which one is the nerf gun

[strange niche]

left

Though the right skin is funny because it has an orange muzzle

it's reverse illegal

[true sky]

asiimov

[finite shale]

You should all listen to the robots by kraftwerk

[rough owl]

asiimov

[tough tapir]

!maid

@meager slate

[tough tapir]

Trigon

[tame hollow]

Asiimov if you wanna spend money, trigon if you wanna go cheap. Both are good but it depends on your loadout

[somber raptor]

Price difference is 2€ for FT and 3€ for MW lol

I think P90 is one of the cheapest Asiimov skins

[tame hollow]

I had it more expensive in mind

But I barely play p90

[somber raptor]

Yup... P90 Asiimov is the 2nd cheapest Asiimov skin after the P250 Asiimov

[tame hollow]

Me when

Awp asiimov ft

[somber raptor]

P90 Asiimov: ~6€ FT, ~12€ Mw
P90 Trigon: ~8€ FT, ~9€ MW

[tame hollow]

Whats your color loadout

[somber raptor]

I just go with the skins i like idc about color

[scenic bronze]

Bruh

[visual acorn]

Pizza

[somber raptor]

Pizza

[scenic bronze]

Nice

[distant cove]

Pizza

[scenic bronze]

Pizza

[distant cove]

Anyways, morning chat

[hearty grove]

Horse meat pizza when

Prob exists i shoyld ask my local pizzeria for it

Laughs in Swedish

[hearty grove]

Hey you

Correction to ur bio thing on steam

LCZ takes 11 minutes, not 15

[minor goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-eng-engineer-chainsaw-gif-22756322

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

[tame hollow]

Go with trigon, but buy somewhere else than market place

[somber raptor]

I'm buying on Bitskins not Steam

[harsh widget]

what a fuck why i don't hear everyone

new update scp sl?

[somber raptor]

Because you're on Discord text chat :)

[harsh widget]

🤯

[regal bronze]

where can i report hackers from scpsl?

[untold wyvern]

somewhere

[distant cove]

11 minutes 45 seconds if we are playing the “um actually 🤓” game

[regal bronze]

tell me where

[untold wyvern]

somewhere

[regal bronze]

this dude has no recoil on his guns

i want him out

[untold wyvern]

i said somewhere

[tame hollow]

Skinport sometimes has cheaper prices

From my experience

[harsh widget]

i fuck that fucking servers scp sl

i don't hear people

new fucking event

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-nah-no-nope-gif-26359978

[somber raptor]

What's his bio?

[hearty grove]

Scp sl stuff

[untold wyvern]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 6 hours, 29 minutes, 23 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[haughty oasis]

How do I know ⁤my Discord ID?

[green verge]

Developer mode. Your discord ID is 1231030728511324203

[haughty oasis]

thank you

[tight ermine]

Ryan "Tech Support" pl1120

[green verge]

That's me

[fallow kite]

Blood & iron kind of sucks

[untold wyvern]

tech

[ruby cliff]

favourite tech supporter

[glacial nymph]

Day 12 daily giving free rep point giveaway, first one replies to me gets it!

[ruby cliff]

fake

[glacial nymph]

!rep @ruby cliff

[snow umbra]

You have just given @ruby cliff a reputation point!

[glacial nymph]

Congratulations 🎉

[ruby cliff]

ty gangster

[glacial nymph]

Cya gamers tomorrow

[distant cove]

Cya

[hearty grove]

It doesnt tho

Either u just suck

[fallow kite]

There it is

The typical roblox player response

[hearty grove]

Is there smth wrong with roblox

[hearty grove]

Tell me why B&I is bad and ill accept ur opinion

[fallow kite]

All the exact fuckin same

[hearty grove]

Yesh so

[somber raptor]

1344? Oh right that'll be a thing too i forgor abt it

[somber raptor]

Nahh that's @tight ermine

[hearty grove]

B&I is a great game imo

Original, old, and also competitive

[eager wadi]

hello cynder

[sour river]

Hiya Nathan!

[eager wadi]

hows stuff

[sour river]

they go pretty alright work later, doing light farming and listening to music

[tame hollow]

I have not seen you in ages cynder

[sour river]

I strike when one least expects it

But hello!

[eager wadi]

im just chilling, having a mental break

[sour river]

A fellow consumptionist of the red crayon

[green verge]

I like purple ones

[eager wadi]

pass me a green

[sour river]

I eated the green, sorry g

[somber raptor]

Some mofo near us got pulled over with a blood alcohol content of 3... at 7 in the morning

[sour river]

3 whole bloods were alcohol

[eager wadi]

[gaunt talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/787057466495467540.gif?quality=lossless&name=HubertPolishBall&size=48

[somber raptor]

Who the fuck drinks 6 cans of beer at 7 in the morning

[daring flume]

hello

[somber raptor]

Anyways he got his driver's license revoked and he can't get a new one for 2 years
Also he got a hefty fine

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[rocky adder]

YEAHHHHHH

[rocky adder]

He was thorsty

[somber raptor]

💀

[fervent mauve]

Hello there.

[gaunt talon]

Sup

[untold wyvern]

THE LAG

OW

[fathom hawk]

@eager wadi how about some gears in SL low range like knife or something

Just jailbird its like that

[eager wadi]

!forums

[snow umbra]

https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/10/

[untold wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/tf2/clips/ivpGvPdqCWdJmjdqa/d1337mMVubMp?invite=cr-MSxLengsMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

medic aint doin his job

[woeful whale]

I drink 2 shots before uni class.

[fallow kite]

Bro thinks nathan created the game

[gaunt talon]

Nathan is the real Hubert

[still moth]

okay i think this is huge

i have a pretty good grasp of the first two hiragana character columns

aiueo
ka kee ku ke ko
are the sounds but i gotta work on the writing a bit more cus i mix up the kana writing a lot

[warped trench]

make 076 play so loud music that it hurts FP ears

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[eager wadi]

!rep @meager slate

[snow umbra]

You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!

[eager wadi]

[meager slate]

!rep @eager wadi

[snow umbra]

You have just given @eager wadi a reputation point!

[meager slate]

(Nyathan)

[eager wadi]

.!cc create

[meager slate]

[meager slate]

!cc create Nyathan

[still moth]

jq could do whatever she wants as long as she showered

[meager slate]

[woeful whale]

!nyathan

[meager slate]

[mystic summit]

@meager slate

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-yakuzalikeadragon-yakuza7-ichiban-videogames-gif-19827358

[tame hollow]

Nyauro

[hazy citrus]

Jump scared

Also hello friends :)

[idle rapids]

are servers down again?

[untold wyvern]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[untold wyvern]

says its good

[idle rapids]

keeps saying authentication failure on my end

[untold wyvern]

try typing ar in the console

[meager slate]

Nyoe

[tough tapir]

Furinauro

[idle rapids]

that didnt do anything

[untold wyvern]

dk what to do then

[tame hollow]

Nyustin if you please

[meager slate]

nyustin

[woeful whale]

Why is suddenly 3klickphilips longest kill vid jumped in my mind with this pic

[gilded timber]

What does the console say?

[true sky]

howthe fuck

[idle rapids]

restarted computer and its working

[gilded timber]

Nice, glad you solved it

[vocal sigil]

I was playing on a pink candy enabled server, i ran up to 049 and 106 and pink candy'd them, after which 2 more d class blew themselves up and 049 fucking died. this was barely 2 minutes into the match

[finite shale]

Get fake

[haughty oasis]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[radiant atlas]

Which is better
D-Class or scientists

[gaunt talon]

Class d is more fun

Because you get to fight facility guards

[quick plinth]

dear god i ruined my profile

[wicked spade]

steamhappy spam is dead, we killed it

[untold wyvern]

steamsad spam?

[wicked spade]

[untold wyvern]

we want #steam-emoji-spam back!!!

[honest horizon]

BRO WHAT

[full mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/sidorovich-gif-20097310

[untold wyvern]

time to start posting this again daily

[fleet stag]

by windop

[untold wyvern]

peak

[fleet stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/787057466495467540.gif?quality=lossless&name=HubertPolishBall&size=48

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-skibidi-gif-7326816774046563056

[fleet stag]

i don't know what hubert is saying in polish or russian but the start is peak

[untold wyvern]

i think its polish

doesnt sound like russian

[fallow kite]

it isnt russian

[fallow kite]

Ben Franklin would not have done that.

[rough wing]

@charred root did you wake up?

[fallow kite]

this game is bs bro, works 9% of time

41% of time my mic just refuses to be normal

and 50% of time it just crashes in menu for no reason

or before menu

[eager wadi]

You might need to open a client ticket in #technical-support

well, when it opens that is.

[bold jasper]

No they can't

Dang

Too slow

[eager wadi]

slow!!!

🐌

[fallow kite]

exactly, when it opens

check my messages in #media-posts

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/my-mistake-my-mistake-original-gangster-original-gangster-og-british-gif-11772877700871053033

[untold wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/tf2/clips/ivsacc9OSNnT4n8T1/d1337Eb3EBOe?invite=cr-MSxUVkgsMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

i died to that pyro since they added a barrier there

unfair

[still moth]

did i stutter

[untold wyvern]

theres a guy named silly

on dr brights

[somber raptor]

Hm

[honest horizon]

sombra

better

latinas on top

or kirko

[still moth]

i love me some latinas but severely bad and severely mentally ill bitches.....

[honest horizon]

LO.

i dead

[rough wing]

@honest horizon why is both your pfp and banner an anime girl eating ?

[honest horizon]

i like fodo :)

[rough wing]

Relatable

[somber raptor]

Car

[tough tapir]

Orang car

[gilded timber]

Fluffy car

[trim sinew]

hola

[untold wyvern]

car

[trim sinew]

how do i make my public server searchable in the search bar

or is that physically and virtually impossible

[somber raptor]

Get it verified

[trim sinew]

where should i verify

[wicked spade]

sir this is a cat

[somber raptor]

It should say it already in the server's console on startup: send an email to [e-mail] containing your server's IP, Port and IP Type in the email

Also your server needs to abide by Verified Server Rules to be verified

!vsr

[snow umbra]

https://scpslgame.com/Verified_server_rules.pdf

[trim sinew]

yeah i know i gotta do this but i need to test if the server works

[trim sinew]

i cant find it in the console

[somber raptor]

Direct connection

[somber raptor]

To find the ip just do the ip command

The port is 7777 by default unless u changed it

[trim sinew]

it is