general-chat

[rough wing]

No I actually wouldn't

[orchid kraken]

"You wish you were me"-Medusa or sum idk

[charred root]

[untold wyvern]

he dipped them in water before saying that

[untold wyvern]

diddy?

[rough wing]

I have a girlfriend 🙏

[summer parrot]

its me or they changed the scp logo server?

[orchid kraken]

I have a

[rough wing]

I'm not diddy

[zealous leaf]

i am going to you

[rough wing]

Medusa you are HOMO

You are HOMOSEXUAL

[orchid kraken]

Since when does sl player have a partner?

[crystal reef]

never

[orchid kraken]

Its USA

[rough wing]

Idc it's okay

[charred root]

never

[rough wing]

I'll still use it as an insult though

[rough wing]

~2 months ago

[untold wyvern]

i commited 12 crimes in alaska

[rough wing]

Miau

Eyebrow emoji

[crystal reef]

💀

[orchid kraken]

~47 months with my girl

[untold wyvern]

carrot

[charred root]

i reported u

[rough wing]

Why does the time matter

[orchid kraken]

Bro asking for mute or sum idk

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-gif-25691110

[rough wing]

He is

39 months pregnant. God bless.

[untold wyvern]

medusa more like

le dust of my grandma

[orchid kraken]

How old is the baby?

Magic...

[charred root]

god bless

[rough wing]

manga logic

[orchid kraken]

Everything is possible if its not possible

[rough wing]

It took 3 years for baby to arrive in the manga.

[untold wyvern]

if saying the n word was a crime

[charred root]

impossible is nothing

[untold wyvern]

tf2 players would get a death sentence

[charred root]

[orchid kraken]

I think its

[crystal reef]

[orchid kraken]

Half life 2

Were barack...

[charred root]

can we say n word here

[crystal reef]

💀

[rough wing]

No

DON'T

DELETE THT

FAST

😭

[untold wyvern]

what if there was no n word

[crystal reef]

you are begging for a ban lmao

[untold wyvern]

would tf2 have 2 players

[rough wing]

@charred root I like you, I don't want you to be banned man

Please be careful

[charred root]

jesus

[orchid kraken]

Yall fr begging for ban or sum idk

[crystal reef]

seems like lmao

[orchid kraken]

Cry me a river or sum isk

[gilded timber]

What happened?

[crystal reef]

don't have gif perms

[charred root]

nothing

[rough wing]

Nothing much of value

[untold wyvern]

why tf am i getting an ad about my heart while eating chips

[rough wing]

The camera sees you

[untold wyvern]

are they telling me smth

[crystal reef]

https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/531581282283421698

[fossil wasp]

i met my partner on scpsl and turns out we lived in the same area, we been together for over a year now

[orchid kraken]

Mine in FUCKING KAZAKHSTAN

[rough wing]

My partner played SL for 10 minutes and told me that it basically sucks ass and called me to sleep

I'm starting to think she isn't a keeper. /j

[orchid kraken]

Speedrunning or sum idk

[untold wyvern]

sl is peak

[orchid kraken]

Sl is

[rough wing]

Well what she said was close to "Is this meant to be fun?"

[charred root]

why u can find partner in games

😭

[crystal reef]

it makes me want to kms

[orchid kraken]

She aint yours fam

Leave her

[untold wyvern]

its so entertaining to see someone say a slur and get banned for 12 years

[rough wing]

Miau

[orchid kraken]

Mine just accepted me after knowing fact i watched entirety of mlp

[crystal reef]

ofc it's fun if you don't have to do it lmao

[rough wing]

Match made in hell

[charred root]

im trying to convince myself not to believe it

[orchid kraken]

Its literally 246

[orchid kraken]

She's kinda insane but i love it

[untold wyvern]

i dont have a curtain

[charred root]

💀

[rough wing]

We're both nationalists

[untold wyvern]

neither a bathroom

[fossil wasp]

[fossil wasp]

wha

[gaunt talon]

Scp 303 reference

[rough wing]

Dang.

[orchid kraken]

She told me she will keep me in her basement and literally kill me if i dated another girl, she the keeper? Yes

[rough wing]

Uh

Oh.

Yeah, she's keeping you

[untold wyvern]

i piss in jars so i can throw it all around my house

[rough wing]

Just not with your consent

[untold wyvern]

totally true

[orchid kraken]

She's has some hello kitty addiction or sum idk

[rough wing]

Oh.

[charred root]

ok u rly going insane

[somber raptor]

Same

[orchid kraken]

What?

[fossil wasp]

i would say something but idk if it allowed here

[orchid kraken]

Dms exists or sum idk

[gaunt talon]

Sniper main

[rough wing]

“I can fix her” type of relationship

[orchid kraken]

Bro so proud of it

[fossil wasp]

his ass is getting destroyed (literally)

[crystal reef]

I atleast get to rocket children

[rough wing]

Exactly

[orchid kraken]

You should have seen how shy i was lmfao when i met her

My mouth spitted random shit out

[charred root]

lmao

[orchid kraken]

Idk how she accepted me

Crazy

I was crazy

[rough wing]

😬

[charred root]

Sounds like a virgin

[untold wyvern]

i got this on my fyp 10 minutes ago

[rough wing]

Hello kitty obsession
Tells him that he'll murder him if he dates another girl

Guh.

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[somber raptor]

Banning people should automatically rocket them imo

[rough wing]

I feel like we've seen too many of those types of people

[somber raptor]

Would be so fun

[rough wing]

To know where it ends up

[crystal reef]

nah the particle accelerator better lmao

[fossil wasp]

yep…

[crystal reef]

i've gotten some funny clips with it

[orchid kraken]

She has it

[fallow kite]

It's always the psycho bitches that be addicted to hello kitty and shit

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[rough wing]

We can't save you anymore

Have fun fixing her bro

[untold wyvern]

i eat raw chicken for breakfast

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-eat-cat-eating-kitten-kitten-eat-gif-27051616

U^

[rough wing]

Me

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-food-pusheen-yes-happy-food-gif-11822838

[charred root]

ok its beef or smth

[rough wing]

Meats!!

[strange trellis]

why fix her when she can break you

[rough wing]

I love meat

[charred root]

[rough wing]

She's gonna fucking ruin him

[orchid kraken]

She fixed me (making me more insane)

[fossil wasp]

there wasn’t a chimpkin one :(

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chinese-custom-cute-gif-9989900

[charred root]

silly cat

[orchid kraken]

Its over...

NewsOF is typing..

[charred root]

Nah i just forgot what i gonna say

😭

[orchid kraken]

[charred root]

fk

[rough wing]

He's cool

[orchid kraken]

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/starlight-glimmer-my-little-pony-saturday-burger-gif-12981596282168262467

[rough wing]

😨

[charred root]

ok guys its a special festival here

[strange relic]

when does the scp sl in scp sl

[charred root]

i think i should go sleep more earlier

[rough wing]

Can we pin this

[untold wyvern]

disaster

[rough wing]

I'll ask you tomorrow too

[orchid kraken]

I broke my leg and burned my hand as a child

Almost burning mu throat when i accidentally drank tea, it looked like a water to me

[fleet stag]

Guys

We Are Cooked

[eager wadi]

well its summer

[untold wyvern]

its christmas

what are you on

[fleet stag]

no there is new virus spreading out

[eager wadi]

happy easter

[fleet stag]

i just heard about it

[untold wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/478224237065273344/1167900354785050725/Albert_scientist_Nikola_D-class.gif

[fleet stag]

i hope it doesn't spread out

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-generator-gif-25486622

[glacial nymph]

day 10 daily free rep point giveaway, first one replies to me gets it!

[rough wing]

Give it to the person you like the most

[glacial nymph]

hmmmmm

i like nobody

[rough wing]

Dang.

Well then

[glacial nymph]

hmmmm

i like u

!rep @rough wing

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rough wing a reputation point!

[rough wing]

Thanks

[glacial nymph]

[rough wing]

I would give a rep back but already spent it

[glacial nymph]

its alr

[woeful whale]

happy xmas

[fleet stag]

!rep @glacial nymph

[snow umbra]

You have just given @glacial nymph a reputation point!

[fleet stag]

i gave them

[glacial nymph]

very sigma from u

ty

[snow umbra]

Member "@​everyone" not found.

[dawn island]

FUCK, WHA

GOD DAMMIT IM SORRY

[orchid kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/478224237065273344/1167900354785050725/Albert_scientist_Nikola_D-class.gif?ex=66c19bb7&is=66c04a37&hm=fed402b598992809a13326152436bb8f6b271145cec06463e8beaaa8f0b3f9c7&=&width=352&height=264

[untold wyvern]

banned

[woeful whale]

when this but with new models

[untold wyvern]

GET OU-

[dawn island]

ok thats what i call "why am i even allowed to do this"

[eager wadi]

!rephubert

[snow umbra]

You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!

[eager wadi]

[untold wyvern]

i dropped a chip in my cola

its soggy now

[woeful whale]

you tagged hubert

[dawn island]

i mean

[dawn island]

im alive

[untold wyvern]

!pinghubert

ping

do it

CASSIE

SAY SMTH

!ping hubert

[snow umbra]

Pong.

[untold wyvern]

pong

[dawn island]

delay mode -> ping pong

[terse beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-murder-bird-stare-gif-21134672

[dawn island]

someone did it manually lmao

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1252613001366732821/1254571585235587334/Schermafbeelding_2023-10-01_162332.gif

embed fail

crazy

[dawn island]

epic embed fail

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-murder-bird-stare-gif-21134672

Sent it for you

[terse beacon]

[dawn island]

wheres my warning

[untold wyvern]

thats in my favorites

[fleet stag]

you pinged hubert without pinging him

[eager wadi]

!hubertrep

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/1271677156946083951/rephubert.gif?ex=66b83524&is=66b6e3a4&hm=654a724d5cdd1639f1d9362cb8c72d3b0b8e18c25f1705290a42046eeeceafcb&

[untold wyvern]

wait

!hubertping

please

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346850631820115972/463888452727865364/Error_Message.png

[dawn island]

i want more

!hubertping

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346850631820115972/463888452727865364/Error_Message.png

[dawn island]

oh.

[untold wyvern]

too smart

[dawn island]

but not enough to pick that background color

:))

[untold wyvern]

they cant see it

[dapper hawk]

Btw

I just found out that markiplier has scp sl

[crimson heron]

hi

[worldly orchid]

how

[errant hollow]

Just found out that Markiplier has Armored Core 4. Maybe you should all play this game too.

[orchid kraken]

bro why do every real life mf i add on discord talk like NPC

[gaunt talon]

They are npcs

[fleet stag]

😂

[strange trellis]

true, i really should

[agile basin]

“always have been”

[zealous leaf]

!hubertping

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346850631820115972/463888452727865364/Error_Message.png

[agile basin]

just close the tab easy

[untold wyvern]

this works

[fossil oxide]

U can't

[untold wyvern]

i wont do it

[runic lichen]

E

[agile basin]

task manager end task?

[fossil oxide]

Alt F4

[agile basin]

or

[somber raptor]

A pair of birbs

[agile basin]

boid

[fossil oxide]

Sparrows?

[strange trellis]

bird

[somber raptor]

Yeah i think so

[fallow kite]

are the servers down

[fossil oxide]

Yay

[eager wadi]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[eager wadi]

normal

[untold wyvern]

!status

aw shucks

[fallow kite]

i just had to restart my game to fix it, weird

[untold wyvern]

hm

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-pay-attention-jingle-jangle-keys-stay-focused-gif-16444560332377381780

[untold wyvern]

i did pay attention

[trail glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912254840141393950/1258904280140877864/scp_skibidi.gif

[untold wyvern]

patreon leak

[errant hollow]

you should because its g ot

[strange trellis]

I just need to emulate it because fromsoft hates money

[errant hollow]

to be fair who knows how hard to re-release it on pc would be

[strange trellis]

true

[errant hollow]

like im running the game fine but i have a good gpu

still its realy funny how patches first was in this game

[strange trellis]

yeah

and shadow tower abyss was the first to have a character like him iirc

[errant hollow]

yeah

archetype of 'guy who obviously just pulled a trick on you and is trying to back away from it' but name and phrases (atleast in the japanese versions since this game's translation kinda sucks) are basically the same as patches in souls

[strange trellis]

meanwhile pate in ds2 who actually doesnt do anything wrong

but still is that games patches

[errant hollow]

in this game he said "it no count" in the japanese version or something like that (which he also exactly says in japanese souls games but it sounds different in the english dialoge) but because his AC is named No count they thought he was identifying himself so it sounds awkward

pate is the patches but different

also he does kinda do things wrong its clear hes leading you into the traps

[strange trellis]

he also uses a greatshield and spear, just like patches

[errant hollow]

creighton also says he sucks but who knows if that was just "pate does loony tunes trickery and makes creighton fall into his own trap" as opposed to pate trying to kill him

ceighton also sucks and is a murderer

[strange trellis]

the ring isnt even his

i usually kill them both anyway

[errant hollow]

i did too last time because i wanted both of their stuff

[strange trellis]

the best reward for their questline are the gauntlets you get anyway

but getting all the rewards for killing both is funny

[lusty talon]

does anyone have a good colored custom traduction

like iroh's

[eager wadi]

i think someone in #scp-discussion has it

[white finch]

What is the real northwood patreon

The serrvers link a different patreon

[hollow furnace]

give hubert moscow your money

[untold wyvern]

bro

[forest field]

Pick up the phone, baby (Like brrrrr)
I know you're home, baby (It's lit!)
I'm in the zone, baby

[tough tapir]

freaky

[somber raptor]

EZ4ENCE, ence, ence, dens putted upperbelt.

[white finch]

dude how u supposed to do patreon if it doesnt even work

[eager wadi]

wym

[quick plinth]

hubert bald reveal

[somber raptor]

@fickle ibex u in a gc with Huber?

[still moth]

hubald

[grand shard]

.,

[vestal sapphire]

yo what the

what happened to the server photo

[solemn flame]

the updated it

image from the hcz rework

[turbid estuary]

I hope the system requirements don't jump up again

[fringe cedar]

It apparently has less polygons or something

[eager wadi]

new hcz is optimized

[still moth]

i feel like its best not to use imagery of assets that aren't yet in the game for the banner and stuff

[fringe cedar]

I mean theyre gonna be

[fallow kite]

Yea but it's still going to be a looooong way away

[fringe cedar]

Can’t possibly be that long away

[fallow kite]

I'll just put it like this. If northwood didn't dedicate so much time and effort into the halloween/christmas updates for 2023 we probably would've had a 14.0 beta announced by now

[fringe cedar]

I enjoyed those though

[fallow kite]

Skeleton was lame and flamingos were overpowered

Neither were fun

[fringe cedar]

Idk we had a lot of funny moments with them

[fallow kite]

I didn't

[fringe cedar]

L

[fallow kite]

Well they weren't fun

[fringe cedar]

I enjoyed them

[fallow kite]

Skeleton was lame and flamingos were overpowered

[fringe cedar]

Skeleton is alright, I’ll agree that flamingos were overpowered

But I still had fun for the small time they were around

The flamingos brought true horror to the game

[fickle ibex]

it's possible

[river badger]

@Kaboom

[somber raptor]

i think there was a problem and i should restart the launcher

[fluid zealot]

tripping

thats normal for minecraft

[fickle ibex]

i hate the minecraft launcher

[fluid zealot]

who doesnt

[fickle ibex]

i wasted half of my remaining data downloading the new version just to find out I can't play it offline

[fluid zealot]

the last time i played minecraft was when my xbox worked

aka like a year ago

[fickle ibex]

there is an option to enable it, but it requires internet!!

[brazen shuttle]

who doesn't?

[fickle ibex]

i love microsoft

[brazen shuttle]

i love microsoft's total control over the mc launcher

[fluid zealot]

i hate microsoft

[brazen shuttle]

why on god's earth does it need to forcefully update windows just so that i could INSTALL the launcher

the one time i had to use the stock launcher in order to test something is the one time it absolutely spat into my face and pissed me off

modrinth my beloved

[fickle ibex]

i wanted to move my installation from the official launcher to prism launcher and it got completely borked

neither work now

although that's probably user error

[brazen shuttle]

nothing will make me swap off of modrinth now

it's simply perfect

[fickle ibex]

i like modrinth

it's easy to use

[brazen shuttle]

there's no chance of the dev team splitting into two or more, no constant forking and no random drama that will cause the said forks

cough polymc and prism

[fickle ibex]

actually not sure why i switched to prism

it looked cool

[somber raptor]

Why cant u play offline

[fickle ibex]

Microsoft store is a buggy mess

when i switch offline permissions on it turns off the moment you go offline

and you can't toggle when you're offline

[somber raptor]

That is royally dumb

https://youtube.com/shorts/Z6KS7mb1BPk?si=TtFenOOgUVjnHeYP

Bro made a flashbang

[hollow furnace]

14.0 next month

[sleek estuary]

14.0 next year

[forest field]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-gif-14731534949278669964

[abstract coral]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-fake-gif-7871202926367838366

imagine the gif

dont need the embed perms

[jade garden]

https://tenor.com/view/gman-toes-gif-19254420

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[true sky]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407922228330501/1105186881941032980/4390sjw48ay.gif

[thorn vector]

heavy zone kinda looks like black mesa

[feral chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-losing-my-grip-on-reality-i-am-losing-my-cat-cat-stare-gif-25246991

[eager wadi]

nice half life 2 avatar masterk

[feral chasm]

why cant I ban you

[somber raptor]

let's see how many fps i do on CS2 after updating a four year old driver on my shitty laptop

[eager wadi]

[true sky]

is nathan a dj?

[eager wadi]

does sl have gore?

[true sky]

does it?

[feral chasm]

yes

[eager wadi]

is there?

[feral chasm]

Nathan when can I ban you

[eager wadi]

when merge

[wet sphinx]

yo guys is there any way i can solve my ping issue? it have been a year since the issue began. im joining my local servers, no use. is there any solution?

[feral chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/768802917918048287/936339202105307206/my_first_class_d_win.gif

[eager wadi]

Hi, mind opening a client ticket in #technical-support

[wet sphinx]

sure thing

lemme read the faq tho

[sly finch]

Can’t wait for all the Otismaxxing from the new security model

[solar glacier]

Aight hear me out

Give the guards the option to go to an armory in entrance zone

And gear up with a helmet and a better gun whenever the breach (game) starts

Like how prison guards irl are wearing the most generic stuff until a riot happens and then they gotta head over to the armory and get the riot gear on

[solar glacier]

Because this^ I like how simple it is but it don’t look SCP enough 😭

[sly finch]

How does it not look SCP enough?

[still moth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/768802917918048287/936339202105307206/my_first_class_d_win.gif

[sly finch]

It’s supposed to be a guard, it looks like a guard

[somber raptor]

Answer: No

[sly finch]

Also the scientist looks like he’s the one who knocks

[strange relic]

which model has the sharper jawline

[solar glacier]

It looks like a mall cop

For a top secret facility containing anomalies

[fringe cedar]

The foundation site is basically a mall

[solar glacier]

You’d think they’d have at least a helmet

[polar spade]

Nah, scientist looks more like the guy who politely asks his son to stop being part of a drug cartel

[gaunt talon]

Facility guard got the best jawline

[polar spade]

They don't even have helmets now

[solar glacier]

They’re guards but they could def use a little more

[polar spade]

I wonder if anyone gets the reference?

[solar glacier]

Like would even a cap hurt?

[polar spade]

It wouldn't help

[solar glacier]

A cap with glasses

[polar spade]

These are nightmare monstrosities from hell

[fringe cedar]

Gloves

[solar glacier]

Yeah but it makes them look cooler

[fringe cedar]

The guards need gloves

[solar glacier]

This

[strange relic]

i think its the dboy

[solar glacier]

They don’t gotta look tactical but they could use something

Like at least they got a vest

[fringe cedar]

I think fingerless gloves would go hard on the guards

[sly finch]

Ok, tell me how that would look like and be different from this

[sly finch]

Do you not see it? The scientist and D-class chill in an RV out on the desert

[polar spade]

Nah, looks more like this guy

[solar glacier]

Idk if I can find a good example but look at prison guards wearing riot gear

That’s the best example I can give

If these guards are guarding they’re dealing with those class-d like prisoners

[fringe cedar]

Also aren’t the guards dealing with surface shit too like keeping civilians away?

[polar spade]

Again, standard prison guards don't have fully automatic firearms by standard

So they're already overequipped by prison guards standards

[solar glacier]

Cropped a couple of images here

[polar spade]

No, they're just EZ guards. They just patrol EZ

[solar glacier]

Yeah I’m going off what my dad has told me as he worked in the Texas department of corrections

[polar spade]

Perimeter guards would be completely different

[solar glacier]

They don’t use guns unless they’re on the perimeter guard

[polar spade]

I also doubt prison guards wear that stuff all day long

[polar spade]

Not in the SCP Foundation

[solar glacier]

Yeah only during riots

Do they gear up

Or

If they need to get into a violent inmates cell

They wear that stab proof stuff

[polar spade]

Guards in SL do gear up
That's what grabbing combat armour and a crossvec is

Gearing up

[solar glacier]

Ah

Will they be able to change how they look though

[polar spade]

Not when 14.0 releases

But they're considering it

[solar glacier]

that would make sense

Dressing normally until the situation demands better gear

[fringe cedar]

Look all I’m saying is gloves would go hard

[sly finch]

Why would they be wearing riot gear?

[polar spade]

Why would they need to wear gloves tho?

[sly finch]

According to the lore the fully automatic firearms are a recent addition to the facility

[solar glacier]

Cause they’re dealing with possibly violent people

The class-d

[polar spade]

Yes

That's the point

[solar glacier]

And cause in the event there’s a hostile force coming in

[sly finch]

Do prison guards wear riot gear 24/7?

[solar glacier]

Better armor would help

[fringe cedar]

They probably want to protect their hands a bit

[polar spade]

What's gloves going to do?

[solar glacier]

Only when they need to

[polar spade]

Its not going to block a bullet

[solar glacier]

Not 24/7 but they have it

[polar spade]

Combat armour and crossvecs is riot gear

[solar glacier]

The guards here wear stab vests at least

[fringe cedar]

Protect their hands some from the d class

[polar spade]

That's our equivalent of riot gear

[solar glacier]

Or in case searching for contraband

[fringe cedar]

Yes

[solar glacier]

Don’t wanna touch nothing dangerous

[fringe cedar]

See someone gets it

[polar spade]

Then they would wear gloves if they're doing that

If they're just patrolling the hallways, they don't need gloves

[solar glacier]

It wouldn’t hurt to have them wear gloves for the heck of it

Cause they look cooler with them

[fringe cedar]

I mean maybe they are required to wear them at all times have you thought of that?

[polar spade]

The point of the guard model is to portray a casual worker who just works here for their 9-5 job

[solar glacier]

I personally when firing a gun like thin gloves

Idk why

But it helps with my grip

[polar spade]

Guards aren't expected to be firing their weapons a lot

[fringe cedar]

These aren’t casual workers though they work for the foundation

[polar spade]

They're a precautionary measure

[solar glacier]

They better drink coffee bro

[polar spade]

Which a job like any other

[solar glacier]

I want a coffee machine now

[polar spade]

The Foundation is still just a job

[solar glacier]

I wanna see a guard drinking coffee before the breach

And eating a donut

Embrace the black Mesa security guard physique and mindset

https://tenor.com/view/blackmesa-guard-gif-27323568

[fringe cedar]

Look gloves would be nice and you can’t tell me otherwise

[solar glacier]

Don’t guards rn have gloves?

I can’t remember

[fringe cedar]

Kinda looks like they do

[solar glacier]

Ahh

[polar spade]

I think their generic Fuse model does come with gloves

[solar glacier]

Well there we go

Pretty neat

[fringe cedar]

Look we don’t know what all they have to deal with so gloves wouldn’t be totally out of place

[solar glacier]

So that explains why they look the way they do

[unkempt terrace]

Hello guys, I want to work in the Northwood team, in any department, where can I find more information?

[lethal scroll]

well i guess i live ontop of these monkey bars now

[polar spade]

#475377522775687179

[unkempt terrace]

Oh, thanks

[leaden silo]

Where is the northwood server reports

@idle shard hey I was wondering if I could report someone for being underaged

If there a place where I do this or can I just dm you?

How does it work?

[opaque sky]

If you mean the in game officials then scroll to the top of #454713891830759434

Invite link is there

[leaden silo]

I mean the discord server

Not the ingame servers

[polar spade]

Who are you accusing of being underage?

[opaque sky]

@dull ferry

[leaden silo]

This discord server

[lethal scroll]

Orchid mantis

[fringe cedar]

Cute

[trim herald]

OK

[rancid ivy]

they're facility guards, not just ez guards

[polar spade]

Specifically the guards we spawn as are EZ guards. All the HCZ and LCZ were incapitated

[rancid ivy]

and the fact they have no armor or anything covering their face in the update is stupid because they have to do really inhumane stuff and they have to travel thru light containment to escort class-d

[rancid ivy]

source?

big if true

[polar spade]

Hearsay

[rancid ivy]

bruh

[polar spade]

Nah, someone confirmed this to me but i don't have their message

[solemn flame]

i m pretty sure we dont know anything about the other guards

[hearty grove]

When 14.0

[fringe cedar]

Never

[hearty grove]

[white finch]

how to get patreon role

[lethal scroll]

Sub to the Patreon??, it's not rocket science

Just remember to connect your Patreon account to your discord

[white finch]

i DID

[lethal scroll]

Did you connect your Patreon to your discord?

[white finch]

no

[tight ermine]

!patreon

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[tight ermine]

#patreon-support

[agile basin]

me when i have no access

[visual acorn]

Skill issue

[agile basin]

fr

[lethal scroll]

in Patreon go-to settings, connected apps, click discord, and follow the prompts

[tight ermine]

You're hired

[white finch]

patreon too buggy to work

[odd minnow]

Chat

[odd minnow]

Wait is this real

[white finch]

I got made and hit my monitor and it worked

[lethal scroll]

Yep

[odd minnow]

It’s beautiful

[odd minnow]

They’re like axolotl mantises

[lethal scroll]

In the US you need a permit to have them as pets, and I'm pretty sure it's expensive for the permanent and to import them

Luckily..there is a plush version

[white finch]

Hey. worked.

now i have patreon

[odd minnow]

The plush is adorable

[elder sky]

I cant hear other players voices in voice chat

idk why

[trim herald]

ok

[hearty torrent]

is the player model and heavy redesign releasing in the same update?

[polar spade]

Yes

[fallow kite]

@bold jasper fix

NOW.

i cant SEND

[bold jasper]

cant use stuff that ends in dot app

[fallow kite]

😡

[fallow kite]

BRAIN INJURY?

[golden blade]

yall gotta stop hogging mayhem bro

i cant even have my friend join because theyre full once one guy joins

[rocky adder]

No... but 1987

[cursive river]

teehee

[white finch]

Hehehe

[white finch]

Hehehehe

[white finch]

Ehehehe

[white finch]

Hehehehe

[white finch]

Hehehehehehe

[white finch]

Hehehehe

[cursive river]

okay you can stop now

it stopped being funny approximately

before you did it

[white finch]

No😡 Hehehehe

Hehehehehe

[white finch]

Hehehehehe

[white finch]

Hehehehhe

[white finch]

Hehehehehe

[forest field]

heheheheheheheheheh 🫵 😂

[agile basin]

reeheeheeheeee

[bold jasper]

Please don't continue whatever this is

[agile basin]

uh oh guys it seems like the fun police have arrived

[fallow kite]

guys can someone help me on how to cure stomach irritation pls

[whole shale]

hehehe

💀

[white finch]

Hey Mr romanian Heheheheeh

[timid yacht]

Alien romulus is actually good

[fallow kite]

pls help

[agile basin]

probably like stomach medication

[white finch]

I dont say bleh bleh blehHehehehehehe

[timid yacht]

The curly hair girl is a rocket

Shes hot asffffff

[fallow kite]

I have no sleep I can’t even go outside😢

[white finch]

Heheheheheheeh 😎

[fallow kite]

me sad now

even the tea don’t work

I’m cooked

[honest junco]

Bro I’m at a fucking restaurant and istg there’s fucking a Nordic Viking and jschlatt in the kitchen

[dense bluff]

How fun is cs2, you can see that there is an exploit that hackers use to steal cookies from your browser and thus access your accounts, which they just did to me and they changed my steam photo, google and discord.

https://tenor.com/view/vac-anti-cheats-valve-steam-easy-gif-13666507

[hollow furnace]

rush b

[fallow kite]

cs2 anticheat is so shit

it cant even detect free shit cheats

[white finch]

I just love the ghost light because its so good 🥺

[solemn flame]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-yummers-the-boys-yummers-meme-yummers-meme-gif-10229506808836437820

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-today-gif-26318279

[hollow furnace]

hey at least its better than that one game where a bunch of people in an esports thing got cheats sent to them over the network midgame

am i schizoing rn

[hollow furnace]

apex legends

[dense bluff]

Well f for secret laboratory I'm scared when 14.0 comes out with the number of people who are going to come

[still moth]

hello chat the voices are getting louder

[cursive river]

omgggg

nihongo jouzu

[tough tapir]

the second set looks like shrimp

🦐

[cursive river]

う

[tough tapir]

shrimp

[cursive river]

いいいううう

eels and shrimp

[untold wyvern]

bird day

[still moth]

idk what that means i only just started practicing hiragana c:

[fallow kite]

Hi

[charred root]

kitty

[still moth]

https://tenor.com/view/weevil-unbelievable-unbeweevable-bug-gif-7453463426785714493

[fickle ibex]

weevilposting

[untold wyvern]

birzday

https://tenor.com/view/sound-the-car-alarm-cat-gif-9895924581726852336

[fickle ibex]

happy birzday 🎂

[rancid dome]

"Nihon" just means Japan

Oh, we got a birthday boy today?

@untold wyvern happy new orbit 'round the sun :)

[errant hollow]

For your birthday get yourself PS3 emulator and Armored Core 4

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

[errant hollow]

Do it play armored core 4

[rancid dome]

Then there's "nihonjin" for Japanese (people)
And that "nihongo" for the language if combined with the "jouzo"

@still moth ^

Hope that helps :)

[still moth]

guhh

[untold wyvern]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[untold wyvern]

first one to say pizza gets it

[rancid dome]

Looks like I now know a couple of guys learning the language here :3

[rancid dome]

Peperoni

[still moth]

wait so were they literally saying "japanese" (referring to the language, not the people) or am i misunderstanding

[rancid dome]

The "nihonjin" IS the people/nationality

The "nihongo jouzo" is just the language

Means Japanese language

[hollow furnace]

im so hungry i could eat a

[rancid dome]

'a' is hiding in fear rn

[untold wyvern]

i guess uh

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

Yayyyy :D

[charred root]

cheeseburger

[hollow furnace]

i have 0 rep :skul l:

[rancid dome]

Noooo rip

I'll fix that in about 10 hours

[hollow furnace]

lul

[charred root]

!rep @hollow furnace

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 11 hours, 38 minutes, 42 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rancid dome]

Oof

[charred root]

well waiting for 11h

[hollow furnace]

crazy

[charred root]

[solemn flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/1184019611209957436/horse.gif?ex=658a7331&is=6577fe31&hm=05ffc4f1647bd255a718e451969ed7063a491a36f9f3c25ede1e81d0b6e3c764&

[rancid dome]

Looks like it got some air in between the body parts

[still moth]

i see

noted c:

[rancid dome]

Japanese is a weird ass language man

[still moth]

i have heard

[rancid dome]

Sometimes you add just one word and the whole sentence just change its mesning entirely

[charred root]

yep i cut it into three parts

[hollow furnace]

bro i dont even understand how people can even begin to comprehend shit like chinese

[still moth]

i am just learning their alphabet right now and even that isn't really an alphabet

like wtfreak

[rancid dome]

Why would you do such thing to it?!!

[hollow furnace]

4 dimensional ass bullshit

[rancid dome]

More so just sounds to me tbh lol

[charred root]

y not

[still moth]

what the tuna

[rancid dome]

Yeah wth 😭

[solemn flame]

makes english sound simple tbh despite it apparently being hard

[still moth]

yeah seems to be more of just each character represents a unique syllable which makes sense but still jarring

[charred root]

well u will understand the sentences meaning much faster than eng

[hollow furnace]

fish

🐟

[still moth]

english is a remarkably inconsistent language that is the result of a war which is where the difficulty comes from

[rancid dome]

My learning method is pretty weird tho although some people do sometimes learn languages that way
I just take some lyrics and translate them so I can learn Kanji as well as the meaning

[solemn flame]

yeah but at least if i put dick in my sentence no word will make the sentence no longer about dick

[rancid dome]

Uhh, no

Work for it :3

[hollow furnace]

heard one time that english is just 3 other languages in a trenchcoat

[solemn flame]

pretty sure it is, german and french are 2 of them iirc

[still moth]

that's why english speakers can just as easily learn something like spanish or german with relative ease but it's not like that the other way around

[charred root]

on my eng learning way,i often do that

[rancid dome]

Please don't ping a random staff member

[still moth]

not entirely accurate. its history is pretty complex, but it has origins from many languages that come from latin

just talk and you'll get perms eventually

[hollow furnace]

and then theres anglish

[still moth]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-o'hearn-real-brainfog-gif-7666610795160025826

[untold wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/tf2/clips/iuRCWnO4rUcTANh6f/d1337iCnQRcw?invite=cr-MSx0b0wsMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

[hollow furnace]

anglish seems like not much more that a cute thought exercise

i get its trying to fix english but it just looks retarded

also theres that one guy on twitter whos super annoying about it so yeah

[still moth]

i'm first learning hiragana and katakana. i like to write stuff so i figure it's more practical for me. i'm gonna be observing more japanese media for background noise while i work and stuff to see if that benefits me. and over time i'm gonna start working on speaking it (since it's not an immediately relevant language, I figure that'd be the most difficult aspect for me)

[rancid dome]

Katakana confuses my brain sometimes

Some of characters really look similar for me

[still moth]

my understanding so far is that it's just hiragana but written differently and more used for slang and visual arts

[rancid dome]

Katakana is for words borrowed from other languages

[still moth]

i haven't even started looking at it yet tho

[still moth]

yeah but don't they represent the exact same sounds?

[rancid dome]

Yep

Just that some of them look similar

[still moth]

I see

I'm a native english speaker and I really don't like multiple words and letters making the same sound and stuff so I'm concerned it'll be difficult for me

[rancid dome]

Some of them look just like their hiragana version
i.e. せ、セ。や、ヤ

Don't mind me using the comma and the dot

Didn't feel like changing the keyboard lang

[charred root]

@rancid dome whats ur native lang?

[rancid dome]

Thai

So to say, I'm learning my 3rd

[charred root]

so u live in thailand,i thought u are european

[rancid dome]

Nah mate xD

My sleep sched is just not a thing

I sleep at 1AM and wake up at 5 on school days

[still moth]

i always assume NW staff are european until proven otherwise 💀

[rancid dome]

You get about 70-80% right with that thought

[still moth]

braib power

[rancid dome]

So it's not all that bad of an idea to think that the staffs are EU

[still moth]

if my application is accepted i'll be the only NW staff i know for sure is American

🫠

[charred root]

As far as i know there is an Chinese here

[rancid dome]

Weird thing is I'm better at EN than I am with my native language lmao

[rancid dome]

There is, yeah

[still moth]

while hard to learn my understanding is that english is a very easy to master language in comparison to others

idk if that makes sense

[rancid dome]

It does, dw

[untold wyvern]

what is this man

[charred root]

eng is much easier then our lang yea

[still moth]

i mean yeah

[solemn flame]

i just hope it means it in the "we hate this guy" way

knowing steam games

[rancid dome]

Same..

[still moth]

i thought the cross out made that clear but now you've ruined my night

[solemn flame]

listen that game already exists under a similar name

[still moth]

ihy

do not hire this man for social media specialist

[solemn flame]

too late pal

[charred root]

[still moth]

lysol getting social media specialist before i get UI artist

[untold wyvern]

its recommended to me

[still moth]

this is Hubert's Northwood

[solemn flame]

to be fair i think by the time i actually get to do something youll be fully hired

[still moth]

i consider this a green flag

[hollow furnace]

stank

[still moth]

im being bullied

mods

help :c

[untold wyvern]

it probably got recommended since i play tf2

https://tenor.com/view/gleemies-gleemboss-gif-23542767

[still moth]

i'm not sure what japenese media i should really start consuming to help with immersion in the language

[charred root]

anime?

or smth like that

[rancid dome]

Vtuber

[solemn flame]

watch jojos bizarre adventure one of the only good animes ive watched

if you havent already

[still moth]

i never really got into that content

[rancid dome]

Same lol

[still moth]

never finished part 6

[oak python]

go to bed

[untold wyvern]

steam recommends me shooter and scp games most of the time

[solemn flame]

damn

[untold wyvern]

sometimes horror

[solemn flame]

honestly it was pretty good near the end

[rancid dome]

Anime's a pretty good idea tho

[still moth]

i mean that was my first thought but ive heard of a dialect thing where kids speak like anime characters and i do NOT want to become that by accident....

[solemn flame]

i get if you couldnt finish it tho

[rancid dome]

If you don't know what to choose

[still moth]

you're one to talk libshart

[solemn flame]

libshart is insane

[oak python]

shut up wank

[rancid dome]

Just don't be like the kids 💀

[fickle ibex]

wow

[still moth]

legendary bee known as beez nuts

[charred root]

nah bro i think its just a way to increase interest

[oak python]

consider your pants peed

[still moth]

listen i am incredibly impressionable

if i am fond of a person in any capacity i will just replicate their speech

because of bee i now say the words "the scream i scrumpt" more times than i actually have scrumpt any screams

[oak python]

youre welcome i think

[rancid dome]

I see...

[fickle ibex]

scrumpets

[rancid dome]

Sounds like you just need to choose the normal anime lol

Not like those jjk ones

[still moth]

the thing is i really like eccentric media

lmao

[hollow furnace]

big tiddy women awoog awoah

[still moth]

trigun and jojo are the only anime i remember ever liking

let alone watching

speaking of trigun

when the FUCK is season 2 coming out

or did i miss it

[still moth]

i love this car

consider it a good thing

[charred root]

citty

[oak python]

https://tenor.com/view/yipppe-yippee-yippee-yippee-cat-kitten-jump-gif-14359115040829843149

[fossil wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241270830801883136/1267313897824849974/998293730303946873.gif

[still moth]

chat is fixing this worth $50 or do i just say fuck it we ball

[tough tapir]

Fill it with ramen noodles and glue it

[still moth]

this guitar is older than me i am not tiktok life hacking this one

[hollow furnace]

id recommend you find someone who knows what theyre doing

no tiktok lifehacks

[still moth]

nobody knows what they are doing here

[hollow furnace]

i guess just leave it alone until you find someone who does

luthier etc

[fickle ibex]

tiktok life hacks reverse aging

trust me

[tough tapir]

No wait I got it

See the shade, it looks like bone

All you have to do

Is to go on a voyage to hunt a whale for one of its bones

To carve a new piece out of it

[orchid kraken]

Can someone who is in game take a pic of hcz nuke room?

[fallow kite]

hold up lemme get Euclid SCP [Level 10] to post this

[fallow forge]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[fallow kite]

https://imgur.com/a/hxUtopO

[fickle ibex]

it's actually the tusk of an extinct mammoth so all you have to do is go back in time and slay one

pretty easy task

[tough tapir]

So true

[fallow kite]

mute when unfocused?

[olive forge]

lol no embed

[fallow kite]

devs add it

[lunar sail]

hi guys

[tired summit]

Hey guys, does anyone wanna play among us with me, the region is north america and the code is: YRRHYG

[lunar sail]

No, lol

[tired summit]

thats mean

[fallow forge]

lol

come build the undertale au with us

[lunar sail]

How

[fallow forge]

in scp discussion

[lunar sail]

all i said was "No, lol"

[neon isle]

Pizza

🍕

[somber raptor]

Good mornin

@tough tapir you are now banned from coming to italy

[tough tapir]

I put da ananas on a da pizza

Wahoo

[fallow kite]

Hi guys

[somber raptor]

Hi

Fortnite Gameplay

[hollow sparrow]

True

One of my reasons why I quited it

[untold wyvern]

let me eat my pizza

i dont want anymore

[hearty grove]

the new security model is so handsome

👽

[cursive canyon]

russian guard at market

lol

[hearty grove]

what

[cursive canyon]

russian guard

[hearty grove]

what

[cursive canyon]

what

[hearty grove]

wdym russian guard

[cursive canyon]

he looks exactly like a russian security guard from a store

[hearty grove]

oh

[runic lichen]

mall cop

[hybrid terrace]

when will the new models be put in game?!?

[cursive canyon]

fr lol

[cursive canyon]

The public beta will be released around the end of August or September.

[hybrid terrace]

real?!? also i like all models except the d boy shoes

and the guard

i mean like

sure why not get some middle aged dad to be the guard of a facility filled with world ending entities

[eager wadi]

there is no estimate release

and it wouldn't start as a public beta either

[cursive canyon]

oh ok

because there were so many patreon posts and I thought it would come out around the time I said

[fallow kite]

Yummers

Scp Sl is the worst best thing that ever happened to me

It gave me depression

But it’s a fun game

[eager wadi]

it can't give depression

maybe losing a braincell

[untold wyvern]

my iq went down from playing sl

[eager wadi]

see?

it only effects brain cells, not emotions

[stable mirage]

[ebon shore]

@gilded timber join!! 😠

[fallow kite]

I got cyber bullied a shit ton

[gilded timber]

I do NOT have apex installed

[fallow kite]

Xd

[ebon shore]

booooooooo

this guy stinks

[fallow kite]

There was even a dude who went to all the scp Sl servers I was in and got people to hate me in them

His name was spooki

He’s from f7

[ebon shore]

we will keep inviting you anyway

[fallow kite]

Or now area 606

[eager wadi]

you're promoted to entrance zone moderator

[gilded timber]

[untold wyvern]

i dont have apex too

can i get something

atleast a happy birthday

[ebon shore]

he does have valorant though, thats - points

[eager wadi]

okay demoted to heavy containment moderator

[gilded timber]

False

You are the Valorant player

[true sky]

no way skibidi toilet is real

[hearty grove]

sklkibidi dob dob