general-chat

[normal edge]

I should change it to just SCP guard fan account

[crystal grail]

the guard doesnt even have a uniform

[signal nova]

Yeah, maybe someday they could add a higher rank guard thats has better loot and a better equiped moddel

[crystal grail]

the guard is literally in civilian clothing

with a stab vest

and a handgun

[normal edge]

it would be nice if there was like a security badge on his shoulders or something

[crystal grail]

or maybe

a proper uniform

[normal edge]

but his uniform looks security enough to me

[signal nova]

Bro 😭

[normal edge]

these new models were always going to be controversial

no real way Northwood could've remade them without catching flak for it

[crystal grail]

idk maybe they should've

thought of

you know

[normal edge]

what

[crystal grail]

that its a top secret containment facility

containing

anomalous beings

that break the laws of physics

and death row prisoners

[normal edge]

then there would be people arguing the guards are too over-equipped

I've seen a fair bit of it

[signal nova]

There are always people who like something, and people who dislike it. There is nothing that everyone hate or love

[normal edge]

exactly

I really like these models and it is okay if other people don't

but I don't think people should go around harrassing Northwood for it

[signal nova]

me too

[signal nova]

fr

[signal nova]

The guards arent suposed to contain anomalies, thats mtf job

[crystal grail]

no

they are actually

[signal nova]

ye

[crystal grail]

their job is to keep them contained

mtf is for RE-containment

[signal nova]

how do you think they keep them contained?

[crystal grail]

by guarding the site from hostile GOIs

[signal nova]

do you think they need to get in the cell and fight the scp?

[fading sedge]

these leaks sure would be nice

[normal edge]

realistically GOI attacks would not be very common

[fading sedge]

if i could GET THE WEBSITE TO LOAD

[normal edge]

like they probably wouldn't be a very big concern

[solemn flame]

in SLs universe CI attacks are common

[crystal grail]

common enough for the foundation to prepare security guards with a bit more than one singular handgun and stab vest

[normal edge]

okay then nvm

[solemn flame]

there was just a raid on site 45

so

total loss of site

[normal edge]

maybe that's why they got issued MP7s?

[solemn flame]

it is, but the guards dont know that

the OPG shows them confused why they need smgs to stop dclass

[signal nova]

Fighting site invaders is not a guards job

[crystal grail]

it is

[signal nova]

thats why mtf gets called in when it happens

[crystal grail]

they hold the site till reinforcements arrive

[fading sedge]

chaos is the only one that would make sense because how would the GOC even learn about the containment breach

[crystal grail]

yeah would be nice if

[normal edge]

I think SL's guards are more for preventing incidents and not for stopping them

[crystal grail]

would be nice if

the goi

doesnt mow down all the guards

[normal edge]

and evacuating civilians during emergencies

[solemn flame]

no that would be the tactical response team

[crystal grail]

and does what they need to do

[solemn flame]

regular security guards wouldnt handle that

[crystal grail]

no TRT in scp:sl

[normal edge]

there aren't any engineers either, but they definitely exist in lore

[signal nova]

Theyre job is just to get everyone to a shelter

[crystal grail]

yeah

and how are you gonna do that

with a stab vest and hand gun

[signal nova]

they dont need much equipment for that

[signal nova]

you just need to walk

and maybe close some doors

[normal edge]

only thing I would've done with the guard model is make his face look slightly younger

maybe have his pants be just black instead of blue

[somber raptor]

Guards here have a stab vest and handgun but that doesn't mean they don't have an armory of stronger weapons for invasions

[signal nova]

But people need to be experienced to work there

so it wouldnt make a lot of sense

[normal edge]

yeah you're probably right

I just really like how the civilian classes are more humanized and have their facial features exposed while the combatives have their identities hidden

[somber raptor]

People think of Foundation Security as prison guards... but the job of the security department is protecting the facility and their personnell, both from inside and outside threats

QRFs/RRTs and MTFs are deployed when Security alone cannot handle the threat

[signal nova]

Im happy on how the models turned out, maybe they could have made some other changes in my opinion but there are different tastes for everything so idk

[signal nova]

real

[somber raptor]

Also remember they have a submachine gun they're not as weak as the game makes them to be

[normal edge]

it would be cool to have the corpses of guards in the HCZ using those guns

like a guy in riot armor lying dead with a vector near his hands or smth

[hard dove]

The guard model it's like an average american policeman

[normal edge]

the guards are more heavily equipped the more dangerous the facility gets

[crystal grail]

upon firing his hand gun the guard will be deaf immediately... no hearing protection in a very enclosed space

[normal edge]

also have you guys seen the new revolver animations>

[crystal grail]

no lol

[normal edge]

?

[signal nova]

They look amazing

[normal edge]

yeah

[crystal grail]

they got far more equipment

[normal edge]

so much details that I love

[somber raptor]

Average american policemen have Shotguns and sometimes ARs in the back of their cruisers

[normal edge]

in particular it's cool that the marauder animations look more experienced with the gun

[signal nova]

Its a very nice detail

[somber raptor]

So all policemen are deaf?

[normal edge]

to be fair a lot of the time they aren't in very enclosed spaces

at least not aas enclosed as the SL facility

[somber raptor]

Sometimes they are

Anyways i gtg now

[signal nova]

The thing is mtf job is to go after the danger, securitys job on the other hand is to avoid it

[hard dove]

Average american policeman walk out with ARs and shotguns in the hood of the car

[signal nova]

while protecting the other of course

others*

[normal edge]

I'd say security's job is more to prevent danger in the first place

[hard dove]

Yeah, that's what i'm saying

[signal nova]

Yes, but wen the danger is already out than they should avoid it

[hard dove]

Ghost ping?

[normal edge]

yeah mb

[somber raptor]

When we gonna play scprp together? (Im on vacation for the next week)

[hard dove]

Tomorrow i'll be on vacation too

Until the 2nd of September

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[neon rose]

Did i do it right?

No :(

THERE

WOOOOO

[somber raptor]

Note: dont eat icecream before going on a roller coaster 👍

[rough wing]

Silly modern did you puke all over the other passenger's

@somber raptor jokes aside, you alright?

[strong dune]

Thank god they gave mtf night goggles

Hopefully that means they don’t need flashlight anymore

Right guys?

[somber raptor]

Yes

I luckily did not puke

But i do got nausea

[rough wing]

Damn

[somber raptor]

😔

[rough wing]

Do you feel better now at least

[rough wing]

I doubt that

[somber raptor]

Actually idk if its the icecream or the half a liter of water

[strong dune]

thank god chaos have a backpack

does that mean they will have more inventory slots

right guys?

[agile basin]

[somber raptor]

Thank god the scientist is balding
Does that mean he is more senior and therefore have a better keycard?

Right guys?

[strong dune]

i dont like patreon only posts

[hard dove]

I really like them

[somber raptor]

I liked them

5 months ago that is

[hard dove]

5!!!

?

It was literally 1

[somber raptor]

I was Tier 3 patron 5 months ago

[hard dove]

Already 5

Omg

Time flows too fast

[somber raptor]

Ikr

[hard dove]

1month until school 😭

[agile basin]

buddy it’s 2 weeks for me

[karmic anchor]

Did onionman apply to the gd opening?

[green verge]

why are you asking here

[somber raptor]

Bro really wants him in GD 🔥 (can't be be blamed, his google docs suggestions do be good)

[karmic anchor]

I thought they'd have the deets

[woeful ermine]

just came here to say northwood you gotta fire whoever made some of these models

[karmic anchor]

I also already know the answer I think

[solemn flame]

hes still not 18 iirc

birthday is in like september

[karmic anchor]

Oh

That's so funny

[solemn flame]

close the apps the day before his birthday

[karmic anchor]

Make him wait another 10 months lmao

[glacial nymph]

Have anyone tried DeadLock?

[karmic anchor]

Is that the bodyswap tac shooter

That shroud is making or whatever

[somber otter]

my frames on scp sl is so much lower for past few days compared to what they used to be i averaged 80 but now im getting 60 on all settings is there a fix for this

[glacial nymph]

Some like overwatch tf2 game

Unoriginal game

And it's third person shooter

[karmic anchor]

Huh

Oh the valve game?

[glacial nymph]

Yes

[karmic anchor]

Is that out?

[glacial nymph]

Some people (including me) received an invite by Valve itself

To play the game earlier

[gaunt talon]

I never got the invite

Wouldn't have played it anyway

[agile basin]

no that’s specter divine lol

[karmic anchor]

That game sounds like it's going to suck

I struggle to control one guy how the fuck am I gonna control 2 at once

[somber raptor]

No thanks, i'm sticking to CS2 and R6S

[karmic anchor]

I bet it'll have like RTS AI controlling the other guy and it will constantly do exactly what you don't want it to do

[agile basin]

no the other guy when you’re not controlling him squats like he’s taking a shit outside

[karmic anchor]

Wow

[glacial nymph]

Sigma

[karmic anchor]

Ok so it is gonna be just having to play two instances of the game at the same time

Sounds like literal hell for anyone trying to play the game casually

[lyric sigil]

I think the new d class is pretty legit

[uneven nexus]

[somber raptor]

Remember: you can live the rest of your life underwater

[uneven nexus]

пиздец

[somber raptor]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.

[uneven nexus]

thank you bro

[fallow forge]

[agile basin]

well i don’t think shroud sponsored the game because it was a casual one

[frank quartz]

yo

I cannot access the patreon links

did it happen to anyone?

[midnight brook]

why the new models have such big foreheads

[tight ermine]

Hi! They should be accessible, have you tried using another browser?

[tight ermine]

You're drunk-posting again, silly

Go to bed

[midnight brook]

its 4 pm bro

[tight ermine]

That's impressive, you should probably hold off on the drinking until the evening

But hey, I'm not your dad

[midnight brook]

tf bro i cant even drink

[frank quartz]

will do

ingmae rn

ingame'

[agile basin]

fuck wrong guy

[edgy jungle]

wait

sorry wrong chat

[agile basin]

nw staff trying not to gaslight challenge (impossible)

[tight ermine]

Wait did I do it again?

Oh I'm so sorry

This is getting out of hand

[lofty charm]

Oof

[midnight brook]

true lol

[stuck plank]

@ping me guys you know when Is the new update?

[midnight brook]

@stuck plank

[stuck plank]

Dica

[midnight brook]

sometime near 0-100 years

[stuck plank]

Nooooo

😓

I dont want wait

[agile basin]

after Gta 6

[icy flume]

Howdy!!

[agile basin]

hola, sorry i don’t speak cowboy

[icy flume]

dang..

[karmic anchor]

true

though games need to have casual appeal to attract players in the first place

[agile basin]

like elden ring!

[karmic anchor]

so if its totally unapproachable then it wont be very successful

[karmic anchor]

elden ring has casual appeal

in that when it came out everyone was fuckin talking about it to the point everyone else played it

[agile basin]

huh, i guess you’re right

[trail glade]

who pinged me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123243866708000905/1243001143299281049/togif.gif

[icy flume]

lmfao

[agile basin]

i didn’t know charlie had a 12-pack

[random yarrow]

how yall feel about the mall cop

[minor goblet]

@strange niche what frame did the scout come from

[minor goblet]

[karmic anchor]

skill issue

[minor goblet]

now the heavy

[random yarrow]

which sl server is this?

[tardy walrus]

pretty sure its roblox

dress to impress to be exact

[agile nexus]

[tardy walrus]

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cacabrotbrot-cat-kitten-kitten-lick-kitten-paw-gif-17263805443468530457

[lethal scroll]

Last year we had a massive snow storm
26 fucking inches of snow

[gusty fractal]

WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE play scp sl slowly ruins my mic

[sour rose]

crispy sounds

[agile basin]

the spittle from screaming is frying the circuits

[sour rose]

AFRICAN MALE ON THE PREMISES

[marble storm]

I think they should give the guard his balaclava back

[proud turret]

keep the mask on

just like ghost did

simon riley

[agile basin]

just like dream

[sour rose]

That's what the mask is

[marble storm]

this man is not deserving of the title 'Facility Guard' he shall be known as the lesser 'Security Guard'

the security guard is now human shrek from shrek two

[mild patrol]

HOLY SHIT

https://www.florsheim.com/shop/style/13370-215.html

THESE ARE THE NEW SCI SHOES

AND I OWN THEM

i just noticed

[tight ermine]

I feel so evil

[strange niche]

I love creating clips of random crits being cut before the crit noise plays

[tight ermine]

LMAO

[sour river]

chatters detected

[tight ermine]

OH NO

How would that have ended

[tight ermine]

[strange niche]

I got fucking demolished

[tight ermine]

Moments before disaster

[strange niche]

my favourite part about the clip is that it's not the same demoman I was fighting

[sour river]

What's crackalackin

[tight ermine]

Haha it's perfect

[tight ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/965391843896487956/1090082670542856263/IMG_7260.gif

[eager wadi]

controlled detonation

[sour river]

Understandable explosion

[eager wadi]

hello cynder

[fallow kite]

Blow A-Train

[sour river]

Hihihi nathan

How do

[hollow furnace]

yuckers

or yummers

depending on who you ask

[patent oar]

dear god do not make that the new facility guard model

for the love of god

[minor goblet]

Casual game for me

[leaden silo]

how do you verify that you're a patreon member?

[polar spade]

On the patreon website, link to ur discord account

[full mountain]

He sacrifice to save his engie

[minor goblet]

My matches can turn out to be 3 types
Normal gameplay

What the fuck is going on

Getting stomped by an soldier with 3 medics

[leaden silo]

now what

wait?

okay

[full mountain]

What about friendlies?

Bc I saw a friendly heavy

[minor goblet]

Well

Mostly just give them a sandwich and walk away

Or throw piss at them and laugh and simply press my kill bind to get a funny ragdoll

[eager wadi]

doing alright, just waiting for BO6 tbh since mw3 became too boring. only getting on to do the weekly.

[sour river]

fair fair

[minor goblet]

Or encounter these moments

[hollow furnace]

add killbind to scp sl

in 16.0

coming after gta liberty city 2

[eager wadi]

hbu

[sour river]

Workin, making things do. Trying to not go insane lol

[eager wadi]

mood

[full mountain]

Lcs peak

[charred root]

hello chat

[full mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/sidorovich-gif-20097310

Hi

[ember river]

man, why did they make my scientist boi bald

[orchid kraken]

https://youtu.be/mB-Z3TUW47U?si=_00aBW42fEpe2NqJ i like the fact that if you're not marauder you wont be doing cool tricks and shits with revolver

The old chaos model hands still there lmfao

[leaden silo]

Why is this taking so long

[solemn flame]

nah the video uses the current viewmodels still

even for the dclass

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/pvz-sunflower-eating-candy-wrappers-happy-gif-27664585

[lunar sail]

hey guys

[gilded timber]

Hi!

[lunar sail]

Hello

[charred root]

[lunar sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1164562161130033193/1197515967291461763/a_654711e3dd0c785a7b098a5d23fdaf4b.gif

[fossil wasp]

hello cool dude, lucid, and news

[tough tapir]

Billed shoe

[cinder sapphire]

Eu folks out here thinking that stone is safer in a tornado as they get hit by stone debris. Why are you eu folk so dumb @tough tapir ?

[merry current]

💯

[tough tapir]

The idea behind it is that you have to rebuild your paper-mache houses from ground up bc they get literally wiped off the ground, whereas with solid foundation a solid house could potentially withstand more/ protect you better

That's the general argument anyway from what I keep reading over the years

Me personally, idc

[cinder sapphire]

Stone structures will not survive in most tornados that tornado alley experience tho. Most ef2 or higher can destroy stone structures.

It is a dumb statement

[tough tapir]

What about concrete

[cinder sapphire]

Same thing

I seen literal ef5 dig thru foundations

Destroy basements

Pick up trains

[tough tapir]

🌪️ 🛖

[cinder sapphire]

Now that is rare but stone structures are more dangerous when that does happen than wood

Considering you can survive when wood roof falls on top of you sometimes

I cannot really say the same of stone

Debris as well

stone projectiles vs wood projectiles

Also wood is not weak

A lot of people think it is but it is not

[nova goblet]

Me watching the avid cheese enjoyer eat fucking mold off their shitty brick of cheese that they left out for a month so it can become, "full of flavor"

[cinder sapphire]

Especially in areas where tornados are common. Ie tornado alley

I seen schools (which are built all the way out of concrete) get destroyed.

[errant hollow]

No one does that

Anyways more people need to play armored core 4

[somber raptor]

Just don't rebuild it

Tornado can't destroy what isn't there

[vocal sigil]

I cant wait for paul blart to gun me and half the d class down when the remodels drop

[rough wing]

Me waiting for that one guy to chat so I can ask him how was his sleep

[tough tapir]

🌪️

[somber raptor]

It was good

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/wukomet-bruce-bruce-benton-theanimeclub-gif-24878706

[valid skiff]

Moment. Honestly imo all that really needs fixing imo adding a riot gear helmet with a clear plastic face shield, like from scp cb. I get they want the security guards to be more “casual” but like this is scp, not jim goes to the office.

[hollow sparrow]

I could finally sleep so good for the first time ever because I saw Northwood cooking up this new amazing heavy containment

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

[hollow sparrow]

Goobr

I need embed perms bad

[rough wing]

Yay!!
It wasn't you, but I'll ask you from now on

[rough wing]

@somber raptor

[hollow sparrow]

Goober

[plush bolt]

what happens if you look at like millions of multicolored dots from really far away to the point where you cant distinguish every individual dot but you can still see the full picture of dots, what would the color be

[somber raptor]

Depends

How many dots are there?

[somber raptor]

So i'm assuming it's like all 16M colors

[plush bolt]

yup

completely random order too

[gilded timber]

Black

That's what you get when you mix every color

[somber raptor]

Would probably be white

Looking at far away / small dots would be like looking at a screen

(Additive color mixing)

[plush bolt]

so would you rather be an electric car or a gas car

like if this was the cars movie

[polar spade]

When would i be born
2024 or I am my current age at this date

[plush bolt]

2024

but at this date yes

you would be the same age

[polar spade]

Ok. Gas probably

We live in a world made for gas vehicles

[charred root]

wtf

[polar spade]

Electrics vehicles don't have wide support and it'll be a decade before they can be comfortable

[untold wyvern]

lasagna

[plush bolt]

so would you rather be a bicycle or a moped

[polar spade]

Moped

[untold wyvern]

mop

[polar spade]

Why the hell would i want to be a pathetic bicycle

Doesn't even have a motor

[plush bolt]

idk mopeds are silly looking

[untold wyvern]

make it louder

too quiet

[plush bolt]

so would you rather be a mop or a broom

[polar spade]

Ew

[untold wyvern]

gentleman guard

[polar spade]

New guard does not need a ski mask

[plush bolt]

why are we obsessed with giving everyone a ski mask

[gaunt talon]

Actually makes it look worser

[plush bolt]

do we hate faces

[polar spade]

U reckon?

[valid skiff]

He needs one of those riot gear helmets with the clear plastic face sheild

[plush bolt]

new guard has Ryan Reynolds eyes if you squint

[polar spade]

Imagine wearing that all day long for ur 9-5 job

[valid skiff]

The guards in black mesa do it fine

[gilded timber]

People just hate change

[polar spade]

They don't have face guards?

[charred root]

give them riot Mask just like cb

[polar spade]

Imagine wearing a ballistic helmet all day long

I know a guy who will fight all of u on CB guard design and how impractical it is

[valid skiff]

I dont mind the changes, hell i like all the new models, its just that the new guard model feels weak and in player perception, perception is reality and if the perception is that guards look weak then they are weak. And the guard class is smth that does not need that

[plush bolt]

would you rather snap your Achilles tendon but have it heal a year later or get carpal tunnel syndrome and have it heal in a decade

[charred root]

nah bro they are dealing containment breach

[polar spade]

They're not dealing with CB everyday?

Like statistically, containments breaches, especially of this scale, are quite rare

[grand musk]

Being fired for working too hard really sucks

[untold wyvern]

what are most of these people on

[plush bolt]

especially since this site doesn't normally contain scp's

[polar spade]

Old models are good?

[plush bolt]

new models will be optimized better

so

[polar spade]

That's a new one

New level of stupidity

[valid skiff]

Its like the case of the thompson smg and the mp40 in that one ww2 game like 20 years ago, players complained that the thompson was more powerful than the mp40 when in reality they had the exact same stats, the problem was that the thompson had a more powerful bassier sounding shooting sound than the mp40

[gaunt talon]

One of the game designers said the performance will be the same as 13.5 in 14.0

[grand musk]

Like, they're trying to take their time and get paid by the hour, you're screwing that up by doing so much and making them have to make standing around and wasting time so obvious that they get into trouble.

[solemn flame]

its not even

therse a good bit of people who want to keep the current models

its kinda sad

[polar spade]

Current models are ugly, crappy and unoptimised as hell

[hearty grove]

14.0 when 🙏

[plush bolt]

I can understand disliking some of the models, but why would you keep old models over new ones

[polar spade]

I wonder if these people have ever experienced change before

[grand musk]

Know what really sucks?
Being fired for working too hard.

[polar spade]

Or if they always lived in their mother's basement

[hearty grove]

i fucking love the new models

[plush bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727450170962346058/1274094285444091975/caption.gif

[polar spade]

What's this for?

[valid skiff]

Moment

[hearty grove]

they are so amazing

[charred root]

lmao

[hearty grove]

i hope that like the clip on the mtf thigh and chaos vest i think its there like

[grand musk]

My frustration over being fired, mainly because I did too much work.

[hearty grove]

ur medkits

hang from there

[hearty grove]

huh

[polar spade]

Like my biggest issue with the new models is probably the MTF's giant forehead
That's really my only problem with them

[grand musk]

Pretty common in America.

[polar spade]

I love them otherwise

Except maybe why the hell the Class D has a beanie?

[polar spade]

That's a security hazard

[hearty grove]

searcj dp- gas mask

[valid skiff]

Only real complains i have are the guard looks weak as shit and the scientist needs to put on a wig

[untold wyvern]

dont ask me why i wrote that

[hearty grove]

dp-1

[polar spade]

But this looks cooler

[hearty grove]

no no

dp-1

dp-1

[charred root]

bald scientist

💀

[polar spade]

ik, but it looks cooler

[hearty grove]

ye

s

[valid skiff]

There is a specific russian gas mask that its based off of ill try and see if i have the image

[pine crest]

add GOC

[hearty grove]

yes

please

[polar spade]

Outdated thing from ww1
Or the fucking SAS

Choose

[hearty grove]

blud

ww1?

its ww2

russian ww1 gas masks were barely a thing

[charred root]

goc will do same thing as ntf

[hearty grove]

escept the zelinsky gas mask

and some black veil gas mask looking things

[polar spade]

Doesn't look that different

[hearty grove]

it does

[polar spade]

From a distance

[hearty grove]

zelinsky has a big cube like filter

and no horn

[polar spade]

If u squint

Or close ur eyes

[hearty grove]

oh and also tto correct myself, its a civillian gas mask

they look different

[valid skiff]

Ong im not worried about the optimization of the new models, im wondering when they will optimize scene switching

It is like so fucking pc intensive to enter a server, restart a round or disconnect from a server

[charred root]

yea thats a point

[grand musk]

Basically: You don't get health insurance unless you're employed. If you do too much work, then you're stealing healthcare from other people's families.

Because that job will be over too soon for health insurance to kick in, sometimes.

It's kinda fucked.

[valid skiff]

Dude youve been ranting and raving about employment for ages now and i dont even know who or what tf u are talking about or even why

[grand musk]

We already have companies scheduling two back-to-back part time jobs for the same person, so that they get eight hours of work out of them and don't have to pay any benefits.

[grand musk]

Fifteen minutes is "ages" to you? Interesting.

[valid skiff]

In a fast moving conversation yes

[grand musk]

So, mayfly: What is an hour to you? An eon? A kalpa?

I'm bored. Moving on.

[valid skiff]

Its called figure of speech genius

[true sky]

what

[valid skiff]

Absolute genius at work

[true sky]

true

[rapid oriole]

northwood cooked so hard with HCZ and model changes

SCP:SL finally feels like an independent game

rather than multiplayer SCP:CB

[grand musk]

So hey; has anyone else been named by the crows? Talked to them? they're pretty wise.

Umm... pretty sure there's an SCP about it.

But seriously: Other native Americans, talk to the birds, the land and listen to them.

[polar spade]

Crows?

Crom?

[eager wadi]

[polar spade]

Crom my beloved

[rapid oriole]

man, there wll never be an SCP:CB remake like SCP: Unity was

[grand musk]

I whistled back at them a couple weeks ago, they gathered on the branches of my dad's tree and on the neighbor's rooftop. Just calling back and forth with the clever little bastards. It was pretty sweet.

[grand musk]

...anyway, hope I didn't disturb anyone.

[tough tapir]

The slug cats are fucked

[hollow sparrow]

When are the content creator applications open again

😔

[hollow sparrow]

Naw

[hollow sparrow]

Real

[untold wyvern]

time to play msm for the first time

[feral chasm]

my singing monsters?

[untold wyvern]

yes

[feral chasm]

lol

[untold wyvern]

its downloading

[tight ermine]

lmao

[tight ermine]

The observer

[radiant mango]

any good eu heavy modded servers?

[charred root]

last time play heavy modded server is long time ago

[gaunt talon]

Chaos theory

[untold wyvern]

LEVEL 16

on tf2

[normal edge]

what

[somber raptor]

I'm level 29 on CS2

(And level 51 here)

[untold wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/tf2/clips/iuwUtMCKqiU1f01Gv/d1337qC8vffP?invite=cr-MSxKc2ssMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

[somber raptor]

Me and my dad were playing cards at the pool and the game was not ending

So we were just baking in the sun for a hour while playing cards

8th round ends: 138 - 112 (elimination is at 151)

At that point we're like screw it and fucking launched ourselves in the pool

[woeful whale]

Real

[mighty lichen]

a

[somber raptor]

A

[tough tapir]

M

[simple sluice]

tf2 in my scp server

so unacceptable smh

[strong dune]

Post more tf2 immediately

[somber raptor]

🔥

[lunar siren]

Why is sunnyv2 soundalike yapping

[lunar siren]

U should learn trimping

With a yt tutorial

Would 100× make you better

[tight ermine]

×D

That looks so weird

[untold wyvern]

i dont need to trimp on 2fort

all you gotta do as a demoknight there is camp

[copper shadow]

roar i dunno

[rough wing]

Britain will fall

[gilded timber]

I hope

[somber raptor]

🔥

[distant cove]

Morning chat

[odd cradle]

when is the new update coming out then?

the one w new models

[tough tapir]

tomorrow

[odd cradle]

really?

i swear it’s like 2 months

[serene oak]

I’m pretty sure that’s when heavy containment is getting revamped

[eager wadi]

when its ready

[odd cradle]

sigma

[eager wadi]

no sea bunny for you today

[rough wing]

My P?

:(

[ember river]

welp, i was wrong

i guess, its time to rename myself

[distant cove]

Me dreading the fact that most plugins will implode when 14.0 comes out

[eager wadi]

[tough tapir]

Your P :(

[spiral knoll]

Hi

[eager wadi]

hi

[distant cove]

Greetings

[rough wing]

My P :(

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[tough tapir]

@tight ermine

[untold wyvern]

headcrab

poggers

[woeful whale]

headcat

[distant cove]

Crab on the head

[fallow kite]

Good honestly

Every server will be vanilla instead of having over 30 slop plugins

[untold wyvern]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[untold wyvern]

first one to say something wins rep

[fickle ibex]

h

[distant cove]

I mean there’s going to be some plugins that server owners wants working when 14.0 comes out

[distant cove]

Such as CedMod which is an amazing server moderation tool

[willow shoal]

Also a lot of official servers have some degree of a plug-in

[untold wyvern]

SAY SOMETHING

[fickle ibex]

something

[untold wyvern]

!rep @fickle ibex

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fickle ibex a reputation point!

[fickle ibex]

!rep @untold wyvern

[snow umbra]

You have just given @untold wyvern a reputation point!

[fallow kite]

Anti afk is the only one I can think of on canada servers

[untold wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/810336500637499403/1110417491676635186/steahhappy.gif

[fickle ibex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/635560565552578562/1234537292031594576/attachment-33.gif

[tight ermine]

!rep @strange trellis

[snow umbra]

You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!

[strange trellis]

thank you for the arbitrary internet point

[tough tapir]

[untold wyvern]

@tight ermine @tight ermine @tight ermine @tight ermine @tight ermine @tight ermine @tight ermine @tight ermine @tight ermine CHCHEKCK #pet-pictures #pet-pictures #pet-pictures #pet-pictures #pet-pictures !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[robust kernel]

Hey has anyone else had issues with the server browser lately?

[eager wadi]

Hi, have you tried typing ar in console?

[robust kernel]

Yep.

[untold wyvern]

i would say no and leave

[robust kernel]

A few times actually

[charred root]

what 'ar' can use to

[eager wadi]

tried restarting the game?

[robust kernel]

forces authentication renewal

[eager wadi]

Could check #1098299774291157043 for potential fixes, if nothing works then open a client ticket in #technical-support

[robust kernel]

Yeah I did. It's an issue with the browser itself. It might be on my end, but if you go into the server browser without doing AR it is completely unresponsive. None of the sub menu buttons work. I may need to verify game files.

[charred root]

[robust kernel]

Let me try that and verify theres nothing pertaining to that in the wiki before I open a client ticket.

[gilded timber]

Do you get any errors in the console?

[somber raptor]

where seabunni

i need food

[somber raptor]

oh god

[charred root]

@somber raptor

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-the-chip-chips-chip-eating-chip-man-eating-three-chips-gif-18885184

[tawny vapor]

beautiful

[dull aspen]

@eager wadi WHAT is THAT

[dull aspen]

oh my bad

[woeful marten]

😭

[glass cliff]

🔥

[rough wing]

The server icon change is.. TODAY!

[charred root]

wtf

[old sorrel]

Nice server pfp

[charred root]

scpsl is dead

[wanton narwhal]

why setver icon changed

it's not 4/20 yet

[quick knot]

Oh goddammit Nathan

[opaque iris]

Its perfect

[fickle ibex]

bring back #steam-emoji-spam

[charred root]

when smoking update

[untold wyvern]

add scp 420j fr

[crystal reef]

lmao what is that icon

[untold wyvern]

weedlab

[charred root]

weed update

[dawn island]

BAHHAHAVAB

nice guys

[placid tiger]

Weed

[fallow kite]

[dawn island]

hubert on vacation, we need this on server NOW

[rough wing]

[dawn island]

:DD

[craggy rock]

Great server icon

[placid tiger]

When will you add SCP-420-J?

[rough wing]

Meow

[wide raven]

Change VT 00 into 420-J containment chamber fr

[charred root]

Weed invasion

[ebon shore]

@gilded timber fix

[rough wing]

I doesn't like protogen,, go away

[wide raven]

:3

[rough wing]

Inferior being

Machine

[crystal reef]

💀

[wide raven]

You’re lucky I don’t have image perms

[rough wing]

You do not belong on my holy tongue

[somber raptor]

Hi

[wide raven]

from the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh

[rough wing]

Robots should not speak to me

Unless they are asked to

[crystal reef]

We forgot to do the map💀

[zealous leaf]

d boi zaza

[wide raven]

I can tell by the way you type you’re fat :3

[rough wing]

I use a furry pfp on my alt

I just hate protogens

[wide raven]

Boowomp

[rough wing]

Dislike thumbs down 👎👎👎

[somber raptor]

Ikr

I'm on vacation till the 24th... i may start building Dust II or Inferno on my own

[wide raven]

Proot

[untold wyvern]

smug

[somber raptor]

Hello hubert

[zealous leaf]

he looks so handsome

[rough wing]

Go take a bath

[untold wyvern]

DAMN IT

[elder sky]

whats the server icon

[dull aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

[fallow kite]

SKIBIDI TOILET GONI MNIE SPIĘWAJĄC TĘ PIOSENKĘ POMAGA MI CAMERAMAN LECIMY RATOWAĆ ZIEMIĘ JESTEŚMY NIEPOKONANI (Skibidi, Skibidi, Skibidi) TE WOJNĘ JUŻ WYGRYWAMY (Skibidi, Skibidi, Skibidi).🤑 😻

[somber raptor]

Who gave this guy a HEV suit

[crystal reef]

I got enslaved promoted to director in AM , i havne't had that much time lmao

[gaunt cliff]

oh. that's gore of my comfort character...

[wide raven]

Is that Hubert Moszka owner of NW Studios

[untold wyvern]

he got what

[somber raptor]

Yh i noticed

[elder sky]

Is that Hubert Moszka owner of NW Studios

[crystal reef]

rn im fixing the pastebin of lars lab

[mighty lichen]

D boi zaza

[zealous leaf]

no that is john northwood

[wide raven]

♻️

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1219421842008309836/1265841139135549511/caption.gif

[rough wing]

Says, the robot

[crystal reef]

[snow crater]

tutututu

[rough wing]

[somber raptor]

Dam
Lmk if u available after Aug 24th

[wide raven]

1 blocked message

[crystal reef]

My bd is 2 days before that so idk

[mighty lichen]

For a second I actually thought there was a raid going on until I scrolled down

[rough wing]

Steam is no longer happy

Steam is sad

[gilded timber]

Not this guy

[somber raptor]

Bro got the 3 day bd party

[somber raptor]

Whatd he do

[ebon shore]

please fix 🙏

[untold wyvern]

i wrote that on the patreon heavy rework already

[zealous leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-gif-14731534949278669964

[ruby halo]

Ayo

[gilded timber]

He's staff with me on another server

[somber raptor]

Embed perms at level 10

[ruby halo]

I think that class d on the server profile is a bit high

[zealous leaf]

embed fail😭

[mighty lichen]

Welcome to zaza land

[teal seal]

yipee

[wide raven]

Five nights at area 02

[wet perch]

Server profile picture is lit 🔥

[teal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-gif-14731534949278669964

[crystal reef]

it's not going to be 3 days lmao

[wide raven]

Za

[teal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-dog-huh-dog-gif-9454444978823724629

[crystal reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1219421842008309836/1258414494363947059/8vx88b.gif

[crystal reef]

dam

[wide raven]

No image perms 🫵

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[somber raptor]

🪞

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1219421842008309836/1258414494363947059/8vx88b.gif?ex=66c1f753&is=66c0a5d3&hm=0d210645f6a862bcf0c7f6b10d238970f35267e4a6e68464fbbee9d76c79fe58&

[teal seal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/889060135740272640/1108996480326451220/togif.gif?ex=653b50f5&is=6528dbf5&hm=033778ce630d314b523927e09dc1f3b97e5cf39aa54a814c10f0b0a3061bff73&

[crystal reef]

fucking hell 4 pings

[quick plinth]

big fat dboy honkers model when

[crystal reef]

💀

[teal seal]

it is the elevator music

[wide raven]

Men > Women

[teal seal]

real asf

[untold wyvern]

make it 5

[crystal reef]

mb i dont yap 🙏

[rough wing]

I agree with this, I'm not homosexual though. I'm just sexist /j

[gaunt talon]

The server isn't high anymore

[somber raptor]

Then tear your walls down

[crystal reef]

[untold wyvern]

it is high

[teal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-avocado-drink-cheers-face-milk-gif-24139713

[wide raven]

Wtf

[bold jasper]

What are you guys talking about

[zealous leaf]

zaza

[rough wing]

Brain

[bold jasper]

The icon never changed

[wide raven]

Weed

[rough wing]

Truly.

[orchid kraken]

Someone kill him

[wide raven]

Audit logs in question

[frank cradle]

What on earth was the server icon I was just looking at

[bold jasper]

Nothing?

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/real-steel-this-chat-is-so-ass-noisy-boy-midas-robots-gif-15959788964621156473

[bold jasper]

It's always been the same

[wide raven]

Show us the audit logs

[orchid kraken]

Mute next guy to talk for a minute

[quick plinth]

no

[bold jasper]

There's nothing in there?

[rough wing]

Mute everyone here

[wide raven]

Liar

[untold wyvern]

NOO

[wide raven]

Is this George Orwell’s book

[orchid kraken]

I have fear of

[crystal reef]

dam the icon got changed

[gilded timber]

No?

Nothing changed

[charred root]

no we are telling the truth

[orchid kraken]

Yall delusional or sum idk

[leaden silo]

waawdds

[wide raven]

Gaslit by the moderation team 🔥

[zealous leaf]

change the icon back to zazaaa

[gilded timber]

Fr

[untold wyvern]

sad

WE NEED WEED

[leaden silo]

why am I still not patreon access?

[leaden silo]

I waited 6 hours

[charred root]

weed plz

[wide raven]

Buy patreon

[gilded timber]

Wdym, there was still no changes

[crystal reef]

uh huh totally

[orchid kraken]

Cry or sum idk

[wide raven]

Shrimple as that

[untold wyvern]

change it bacj

[leaden silo]

You're so fucking funny, wow you should do stand up

[orchid kraken]

Dis you stand here and realize?

[leaden silo]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[gilded timber]

Did you link your Discord?
https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212052266-How-do-I-connect-Discord-to-Patreon-Patron-

[pine crest]

toilet ananas nasdas or barella nutella kukurella

[leaden silo]

yea

[wide raven]

:3

[untold wyvern]

NO

[leaden silo]

not you, you're cool

[untold wyvern]

ok

[orchid kraken]

Skibidi sigma..

[untold wyvern]

[pine crest]

smash

[orchid kraken]

Bros nickname is nickname

[gilded timber]

Try opening a Patreon support ticket in #patreon-support, the official Patreon bot can be a little buggy

[gaunt talon]

Should I make the scientist on weed too

[orchid kraken]

Try opening a Patreon support ticket in #patreon-support, the official Patreon bot can be a little buggy

[charred root]

nickname is my nickname

[gilded timber]

!rename 692042633169862756 Copyplis

[snow umbra]

Done.

[orchid kraken]

Fuck you😭

[rough wing]

[orchid kraken]

Mod abuse at its finest

Reported

[charred root]

[orchid kraken]

Fired

[crystal reef]

ok bro

[untold wyvern]

what about silly weed

[crystal reef]

not in the official

[orchid kraken]

Literally 7183

[steep summit]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/gleemies-gleemboss-gif-23542767

[charred root]

hello hubert bring weeds back

[zealous leaf]

---

we need zaza!!!

            |
     O /
    /|/
  /  |
    / \

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/sound-the-car-alarm-cat-gif-9895924581726852336

[crystal reef]

im going to /ban you in lars lab

[gilded timber]

Me and HR are not on good ground already
I accidentally pinged them all at some dumb hour of the night once

[untold wyvern]

no

im 3rd place on the leaderboard

i yap the most

you cant do that

[crystal reef]

were*

i can remove your xp

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-murder-bird-stare-gif-21134672

[zealous leaf]

---

we need zaza!!!

            |
     O /
    /|/
  /  |
    / \           we need zaza

[charred root]

ping hr

[orchid kraken]

Bro fr pinged entire staff just to ping entire staff

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-bird-злая-птица-gif-11035121084204696939

[rough wing]

Kill

[orchid kraken]

Beg on knees for forgiveness or sum idk

[untold wyvern]

child abuse

[gilded timber]

I tried

[orchid kraken]

Literally Philadelphia

[untold wyvern]

make it dumbplis

[rough wing]

❓

[crystal reef]

ok tf

[orchid kraken]

No im Noxplis‼️🗣🔥

Im literally him

[untold wyvern]

not him

[orchid kraken]

Sfm user ahh type shit skibidi dop dop

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/740081826516697149/image0-3.gif

[orchid kraken]

Next person to type gets muted by
For an entire minute

[charred root]

hello copyplis

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-sl-охрана-сцп-сл-security-мемы-gif-14292512624481892257

[fallow kite]

hi friends

[true sky]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/478224237065273344/1198487568669487104/woah_its_the_party_guy_but_in_gif_form.gif

[untold wyvern]

he exploded into destructive weapons

insane

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-bird-sad-gif-21136900

[gilded timber]

Hello Marketing

[eager wadi]

calm down with the gifs

[untold wyvern]

no

[fallow kite]

hello

[rough wing]

No

[crystal reef]

💀

[orchid kraken]

Its always the gifs

But no

"Hows the gif"

[fallow kite]

"Hoes the gif"

[untold wyvern]

WHAT THE GIF?!

[crystal reef]

lmao

[orchid kraken]

I fucking misspelled

[fallow kite]

lmao

[charred root]

lmao

[untold wyvern]

LIE

[orchid kraken]

Oh fuck my back hurts now

I cant breathe

[eager wadi]

welcome to old age

[fallow kite]

fr

[orchid kraken]

IM LITERALLY 18

[rough wing]

18

[rough wing]

Yeah relatable

[untold wyvern]

my grandma has dementia

same with me

[rough wing]

I can't see 10 meters infront of me and have asthma

[orchid kraken]

My back hurts in most random moment whennim standing

[rough wing]

I genuinely am a grandpa at this point

[fallow kite]

feel that

[orchid kraken]

b

[untold wyvern]

c

[crystal reef]

NAH

[charred root]

v

[crystal reef]

v

[untold wyvern]

v

how about w

[fallow kite]

w

[rough wing]

You reek of virginity

[crystal reef]

how do you miss that

[fallow kite]

bro what

[untold wyvern]

vvvbv

[orchid kraken]

Idk i just missed it

[rough wing]

🖕

[untold wyvern]

finger slipped