general-chat

[vestal crown]

done

this time i have a fucking degree

surely i am employable

lol

lmao

[rough wing]

Were you lovers?

This is sad.

[vestal crown]

worse

[rough wing]

Marriage?

[vestal crown]

worse

[rough wing]

Oh my god.

[vestal crown]

i know

[fallow kite]

Would be interesting if you actually applied and got in wavepoole

[vestal crown]

what we once were was something beautiful

alas, what passion there was ended up being cut short

[untold wyvern]

gra

[vestal crown]

Fun fact

I've applied as Game Designer for small indie studio called Riot Games

Northwood sounds funnier though

TRIPLE OR NOTHING

[charred root]

fr?riot games?

[vestal crown]

For real.

[charred root]

wow that sounds great

[vestal crown]

Yea but Northwood sounds funnier so...

[rough wing]

A small indie studio that makes 4$ a month like Northwood probably needs your help.

You should apply

[vestal crown]

Obviously!

[charred root]

reapply it

[lost cedar]

every time i tab out the game it wont let me tab back in

a windows reset is meant to fix problems not make them 😭

[untold wyvern]

wtf

why do i have 3 score and 4 kills

[rough wing]

Cheese burger

[fallow kite]

guys can any mod help me? i wrote a ban appeal and the 6 bussiness days is off now but there isnt any sign of an email or anything of my ban appeal

[tough tapir]

One was a freebie

[lost cedar]

took them 4 months to respond they still havent

[untold wyvern]

someone said he cant play on windows 11 right

[fallow kite]

bruh 4 months😭💀

[eager wadi]

Mind resending the email.

[lost cedar]

ive just given up

[green verge]

@tough tapir

[fallow kite]

they did not sent an email to me

[eager wadi]

ryan what the heck

[fallow kite]

i cant even play on a new acc cuz global ban

[eager wadi]

thats not nice to do in germany

[tough tapir]

@green verge

[fallow kite]

i cant do anything

[tough tapir]

[fallow kite]

its over for me

[untold wyvern]

WHAT

[green verge]

[vestal crown]

would i lie to you

[tough tapir]

League

Really wave

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-murder-bird-stare-gif-21134672

[green verge]

Damn what office ?

[vestal crown]

idk i dont even play league

[untold wyvern]

lies

[eager wadi]

of all things, league

[vestal crown]

LISTEN

IT'S BETWEEN

THIS

AND GAMBLING

[untold wyvern]

gamble

[brazen shuttle]

league of legends

[untold wyvern]

thats better

[brazen shuttle]

wave

[vestal crown]

And I ain't designing no slot machines

SLOT MACHINES ARE BORING

[eager wadi]

game designer gambling

[brazen shuttle]

total fall from grace

[untold wyvern]

gambling can get you more money

riot games will pay you 2 cents every decade

[green verge]

Riot treat their employees amazingly its fineeee. He will learn to love league

[vestal crown]

Yea but I refuse to have a slot machine on my consious

It's like being a meth dealer

[fallow kite]

guys this was in my ban appeal

Official Response4 days ago

Hello,

The EULA of the SCP: Secret Laboratory game states that ban appeals must be submitted within 14 days after getting banned. After that period the ban becomes final.

We can't process ban appeals related to older bans.

Northwood Studios Appeals Team

im cooked

[vestal crown]

Get FUCKED

https://tenor.com/view/broly-dbz-dbs-goku-dragon-ball-z-gif-12851822

[untold wyvern]

you got banned

[vestal crown]

Anyway back to my yearly application of Northwood

[fallow kite]

ye

[vestal crown]

Me being declined is inevitable

[fallow kite]

for over a year now

[vestal crown]

But it WILL be funny

[tough tapir]

Built a gambling machine and name it northwood

[untold wyvern]

northwood will give you money

trust

totally have experience

[vestal crown]

they will not

[eager wadi]

northwood casino

[vestal crown]

i have experience in not getting money from Northwood

[fallow kite]

guys what would yall do with 1 billion$ in cash

[vestal crown]

this is a matter of enjoyment

[untold wyvern]

cigs

[distant cove]

Invest

[fallow kite]

OR

[vestal crown]

fucking why

[fallow kite]

all on black

[vestal crown]

you have 1 billion dollars

[untold wyvern]

all on red

[vestal crown]

investment is literally a fucking myth at this point

[eager wadi]

invest on what even

[distant cove]

To get more billion of dollars

[vestal crown]

you dont need to do shit

[fallow kite]

all on black and make it 2b

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[vestal crown]

you have a billion dollars

[green verge]

Game designer is open so goodluck

[untold wyvern]

all on black

[vestal crown]

the fuck you mean good luck

[untold wyvern]

cant stop me

[vestal crown]

i aint getting it

this is just tradition at this point

I'm the ghost of Northwood past

[green verge]

Nah I'm willing to hear you out

[distant cove]

And? What's wrong with getting more money in a rather safe manner?

[untold wyvern]

beg nathan for it

[vestal crown]

YOU HAVE

MORE MONEY

[untold wyvern]

give him food

[vestal crown]

THAN ANY MOTHERFUCKER COULD DREAM OF

At the point you are at with a billion dollars, investment becomes a memory

Just buy an entire fucking company

[untold wyvern]

buy northwood

[vestal crown]

Northwood could be bought with a mere million

Aim higher

[untold wyvern]

uhhhh

[distant cove]

Sounds like an investment if you ask me

[untold wyvern]

roblox

valve

[vestal crown]

Honestly, a million dollar purchase of Northwood would do wonders for it

That'd honestly be an amazing deal

You'd likely never see proper returns, but it'd be a very nice gesture

Plus the game would be able to do a lot more

[vestal crown]

I was assuming you meant stock market

But honestly, again, you really do not even need to invest at 1 billion

1 billion sets you not only for life, but can literally be passed on to kids and furthermore down your lineage

That's an insane amount

[fallow kite]

I keep it all to myself

[vestal crown]

Fuck I need to get my OTHER computer to do the app for Northwood

[distant cove]

That's the standard means of investments, but investments can and often does appear in different forms. Stock Markets as I said is the common one, but investing into companies can also net quite a bit of a return, that or just giving some cash into a project you like a lot

[fallow kite]

Everything's all about me me me

[vestal crown]

But at the point you're at a billion, you don't even NEED to do that

Unless you wish to just carelessly spend money whenever possible

A billion sets you up to live carefree

[tame hollow]

Wdym, I bet all on black and double it

[vestal crown]

I HATE gambling

It fucking takes ALL the game design positions in my area

FUCK YOU GAMBLING

LET ME APPLY FOR REAL JOBS

[fallow kite]

How is gambling related to game design lol

[vestal crown]

If you look for "game design jobs" in my area, it's ENTIRELY fucking slot machine design

It's actually fucked

But I also live in one of the gambling capitals in the world lol

[fallow kite]

Good thing I'm American

[strange trellis]

you have my condolences

[fallow kite]

Read my about me

[strange trellis]

no

[green verge]

Or its those shitty fucking mobile companies. Or even worse the blockchain designer positions

[vestal crown]

those are also options

i hate it here

[green verge]

Not any better in Ireland

[charred root]

jesus

[vestal crown]

see

ive never lied

[polar spade]

AI generated

[charred root]

maybe oneday i will get mojang's offer

[green verge]

Retirement?

[charred root]

[vestal crown]

god i wish

[fallow kite]

Hi

[lethal scroll]

the fact they are making a skibbi toilet movie makes me want to

[charred root]

hello

[tough tapir]

Sometimes I forget you're irish

[charred root]

[green verge]

Where do you think I'm from then

[tough tapir]

Bri'ish

[fallow kite]

[green verge]

😭

I've visited England like 5 times

Last was to visit micro

And probably the next again

[lethal scroll]

crucify him

[tough tapir]

Helping micromaid with sweeping

How sweet

[green verge]

Yeah since you're bad at your job maidcient

[meager slate]

Bury you alive

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-freddy-roxanne-wolf-five-nights-at-freddys-five-nights-at-freddys-security-breach-gif-25515942

[tough tapir]

Bunny nom friday

[untold wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/887720544642936873/speed-1.gif

[fallow kite]

Shoebill

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-gif-25691110

[fallow kite]

HI HELLO

He seems very interested in what I'm doing

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-friday-gif-266836945192035257

[meager slate]

[tough tapir]

I don't sweep britain

U do!

[untold wyvern]

oh lord

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/head-turn-snow-leopards101-looking-whats-that-stare-gif-18799363

[untold wyvern]

does windows 11 have new emojis

wtf is this bru

[summer pumice]

🤓

[tough tapir]

[untold wyvern]

what did they do to the cold face

https://tenor.com/view/not-everyone-has-an-iphone-gif-7021079305409267183

[strange trellis]

froze him obviously

smh people are so stupid nowadays

[untold wyvern]

he does not look near frozen

it looks like hes melting

[visual acorn]

It looks ai generated

[crude phoenix]

it looks like me in 10 years

[visual acorn]

You will only have one tooth?

[untold wyvern]

gaming

[sonic musk]

has anyone seen the sussy server banner

[crude phoenix]

me when scp:

[untold wyvern]

crazy

[somber raptor]

@untold wyvern congrats on lvl20

[untold wyvern]

thx

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/810336500637499403/1110417491676635186/steahhappy.gif

[somber raptor]

This used to be the level u needed to post images here

[gaunt talon]

Yes

[somber raptor]

Im at the beaxh rn i cant make out whats in the banner rip

[somber raptor]

Tier 5 patron, server booster, level 0

Damn

[distant cove]

Basically the new hall that goes up to 049/173 with a shotgun on the ground with loads of blood and a 096, looking into MAYBE Heavy Armory?

[visual acorn]

There is also a handle on the shotgun

What is this thing

[untold wyvern]

flashlight

[visual acorn]

No

[visual acorn]

Are you blind?

[crude phoenix]

ok fine I'll do it

[visual acorn]

Flashlight is below

[untold wyvern]

oh

isnt that the 049/173 elevator

[visual acorn]

There is also a handle...

[untold wyvern]

the handle is in-game

i think

[visual acorn]

For what

[tough tapir]

flashlight

[visual acorn]

Flashlight is below

[tough tapir]

laser pointer?

[visual acorn]

Probably

You think it's a new shotgun?

[tough tapir]

I see nothing indicating that it's a shotgun but could be

[visual acorn]

Or sniper rifle

[tough tapir]

Forestock and the barrel don't look too shotgunny

[visual acorn]

What the actual fack

[eager wadi]

no plans for sniper

[visual acorn]

Is this thing

[tough tapir]

Nvm now it does

[woeful whale]

sawed off shotgun?

[charred root]

new shotgun?

[gaunt talon]

Isn't this the shotgun we Aldready have

[tough tapir]

Reminds me of spas a bit

[visual acorn]

Maybe a rework

Idk

[tough tapir]

Still, the bore of the barrel doesn't seem like a shotgun

[gaunt talon]

The next update will have gun refactors

[true sky]

skibidi toilet leak update

[tough tapir]

They tend to look more beefy

[true sky]

thats the ingame shotgun

[visual acorn]

Weird af weapon

[charred root]

they rly should add toilet to game

[visual acorn]

No.

[tough tapir]

Hubert toilet

dub dub kurwa kurwa

[true sky]

but it is

[visual acorn]

But it isn't

[tough tapir]

You know what it is?

Ball

[true sky]

it really is

[charred root]

[visual acorn]

It really isn't

[gaunt talon]

It's just the shotgun reworked

For the gun refactor update

[true sky]

its just shotgun with attachments

[charred root]

DBS

i mean in PUBG

[true sky]

it is

[rough wing]

Skibitu

[visual acorn]

I haven't seen a shotgun with a handle

In game

[rough wing]

We need a shotgun with a handle in game

[fallow kite]

hello

[visual acorn]

Is that some beta

Or do I have dementia

[true sky]

dementia is kickin in

[visual acorn]

The handle is really In game?

In a stable version

[true sky]

how do you reload the shotgun then

[tough tapir]

You pull it offscreen and it automatically refills

[true sky]

fair

[tawny vapor]

yes

always has been

[visual acorn]

Dementia

[true sky]

dementia

[visual acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/everywhere-at-the-end-of-time-its-just-a-burning-memory-backrooms-the-caretaker-trollge-gif-24774320

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/2024-years-year-of-the-shoebill-2024-year-of-the-shoebill-gif-7764649059112926728

[fallow kite]

Skibity toilet or creeper

[untold wyvern]

shoebill

https://tenor.com/view/staring-bird-gif-25265020

[bold jasper]

@astral ibex

[eager wadi]

Shoe-a-Bill

[fringe cedar]

I’m gonna shove a shoe in its bill

[woeful whale]

Bny

[visual acorn]

That's a good warranty for a half year old gpu

[autumn oxide]

in this economy?

[visual acorn]

What

[vestal crown]

im back

i got bored

[untold wyvern]

spies are free heads

9 heads

im gonna become a demoknight main soon

I WAS SO CLOSE TO SAVING THAT SNIPER

HE GOT BACKSTABBED AS SOON AS I KILLED THE SPY

[charred root]

[untold wyvern]

no way

a spy rage switched to heavy

just to kill me

and he didnt even do it

[autumn oxide]

This cat just died

[untold wyvern]

im fighting my own ally

[charred root]

yes cat

[untold wyvern]

WHOS GONNA STOP ME

oh well

the round ends

demoknight is the best subclass

wtf do they know

[charred root]

@untold wyvern what game u are playing

[untold wyvern]

tf2

everybody is shitting on russia in this server

i dont like it

[charred root]

ok i should download it tmr

[untold wyvern]

the guy with the name "real" is saying russians arent human

crazy

[solid echo]

Lmao whats his argument? Its probably something abt how the language sounds or the ussr

[untold wyvern]

us "losing" to ukraine

[orchid kraken]

its just a burning memory

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-funny-laugh-gif-19929973

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-shoebill-stork-glutencord-pog-gif-20213886

why am i getting free robux ads

[charred root]

Imma head off to sleep soon.good night guys

[solid echo]

You need more robux to continue your limited roblox trial

[viscid isle]

hello people

[bleak coral]

fix the server menu

how is a 30/32 a full server

[untold wyvern]

theres a refresh button

just a tip

[rough wing]

Good night

[bleak coral]

does not change a thinggg

[untold wyvern]

wait

[glacial nymph]

hello everyone and welcome to another daily free rep point, ig its day 9, anyways first one replies to me gets it!

[rough wing]

You

You deserve it

!rep @glacial nymph

[snow umbra]

You have just given @glacial nymph a reputation point!

[glacial nymph]

very sigma, and as u replied to me, u deserve it as well!

!rep @rough wing

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rough wing a reputation point!

[astral ibex]

rate this patch I just bought for myself

[rough wing]

Thanx

[untold wyvern]

100 out of 10

[rough wing]

Birt

⚽🏐/10

[untold wyvern]

shoebills are too cute

[glacial nymph]

dangerous combo ever

[rough wing]

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic

[untold wyvern]

shoebills win

[pseudo belfry]

how long does support usually take to help you?

i just downloaded the game and it refuses to launch

i just wanna play the damn game ffs

[bold anvil]

[visual acorn]

Got so much haribo

I will most likely get sugar diabetes

[untold wyvern]

i hate these pyros that just spawncamp on 2fort

[marble terrace]

hello everyone, can you tell me which email to send reports to the server?

[ripe sonnet]

If you mean sl server reports [e-mail]

[marble terrace]

thx

[serene oak]

Does anyone know when the heavy containment is getting revamped

[tough tapir]

Billed shoe

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-bird-злая-птица-gif-11035121084204696939

[gaunt talon]

Next update

14.0

[untold wyvern]

in 128 years

[fallow kite]

Later

[orchid kraken]

WHY DO PEOPLE SEND ME RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS AND REFUSE TO TALK

WHY

[serene oak]

alr

[fallow kite]

carlos.

[rough wing]

I would never do that

[orchid kraken]

proceeds to do that

FUCK YOU

[astral ibex]

sorry trhat was me

[solid echo]

They're shy

[orchid kraken]

i dont want to be enslaved

[tough tapir]

[somber raptor]

I would never

[random schooner]

Don't fall for Noxplis's tricks, he wants you to send him more friend requests

[grizzled totem]

Who would do such a thing?

[orchid kraken]

STOP SENDING ME FRIEND REQUESTS

6 REQUESTS

[opaque sky]

7

[orchid kraken]

7 REQUESTS

WTF

[grizzled totem]

Oh wait he actually accepted my request I did not expect to get this far 💀

[orchid kraken]

now delete me or sum idk

[grizzled totem]

Maybe idk

[crude phoenix]

[fallow kite]

8

[random schooner]

I told you it was all a ploy to get more friends

[crude phoenix]

9

[somber raptor]

https://www.reddit.com/r/counterstrike/s/dP8W9gW8jd
What the actual fuck did i just read

[crude phoenix]

de_nuke goes hard

[grizzled totem]

I should have listened to my elders 😔😔😔

[somber raptor]

Guy got 7 days competitive cooldown because he decided to piss in a bottle instead of on the toilet

[orchid kraken]

fucking 9 requests

[somber raptor]

Like a fucking fever dream

[gaunt talon]

10

[orchid kraken]

fucking hell

[somber raptor]

Noxplis getting drowned by friend requests

[orchid kraken]

Noxplis downfall has never been the same

Its over

https://tenor.com/view/itsover-wojack-gif-4367840179675491690

[somber raptor]

😭

[orchid kraken]

SERVERS BANNER CHANGED

[hollow sparrow]

I KNOWWWWWW

IM ANALYSING EVERY PXIEL!!!!11111111sldjladahdlahölaöphdad

cant write any normal anymore

im exploding

[tough tapir]

[orchid kraken]

i see too much blood

does this mean were getting gore update?!?!?!?!

[somber raptor]

what about sex update?

[fossil oxide]

Yooooo

[hollow sparrow]

[hollow sparrow]

rel

[fossil oxide]

How about the server invitation link

[hollow sparrow]

roadblocks gore even better then scp sl

[sleek estuary]

chat is this real

are we finally getting something new after weeks

[fossil oxide]

096 gets 4 more pixels of face

The server invitation banner is the same, I'm happy, I love that POV showing the Foundation helicopter and the Insurgency Car

[orchid kraken]

HELICOPTER AND CAR UPDAE WHEN

[fossil oxide]

[glass hollow]

10 billion trillion years!!

[tawny vapor]

https://youtu.be/xe6B5AO6efQ
That's foundation car

[rough wing]

Tmrw

[sleek estuary]

what if thats the new surface

I really hope the new surface will be snowy

I love snow and winter

also site 02 is in canada right?

[orchid kraken]

I love Northwood please give me 100€ so i can buy trillion energy drinks

[fossil oxide]

Snowy Surface would be awesome

[fossil oxide]

Poland I think

[fossil oxide]

OH SHOOT

[rough wing]

Southeast mongolia

[fallow kite]

This banner doesn't even resemble anything in-game

Looks like a roblox game

[fossil oxide]

LMAO

[tawny vapor]

there's no information about it

[somber raptor]

116? Did 2000 people leave or something? I remember it being like 118k or 119k

[tawny vapor]

somewhere in the middle of nowhere, that's for sure

[fossil oxide]

No clue

[somber raptor]

More likely to be in the US or Europe

[fossil oxide]

I used to think it was located in the moon

LOL

[somber raptor]

Actually, it might be closer to civilization than you think: it's most likely just named that way because it's cooler than 'Area-02', but the Foundation's definition of a site is a covert facility, meaning a facility whose existance is known to the public, disguised as a government, military or other building

[somber raptor]

For what we know Site-02 might aswell be under the disguise of a prison or military base

[somber raptor]

Honestly the car should be a convoy for realism: mfers can't keep fitting 15 people in a Jeep

[fossil oxide]

Clown car

[somber raptor]

Fr

Someone should make an animation about the logic of SL's Chaos Car
@orchid kraken new animation idea for you

[bright crane]

hey all scott here

i have made a terrible mistake

[fossil oxide]

I mean, they become almost like a Santa ride for Xmas

So I guess they're made with the same material as Santa's gift bag

[somber raptor]

15 people in a single train cart is normal

15 people in a Jeep is not

[fossil oxide]

Car just pulls out Insurgency from a black hole

[somber raptor]

Fr

[fossil oxide]

True lol

[somber raptor]

We may even find Josie's other half there lol

Anyways imma go take a shower (yes, i take showers. Yes, i'm a gamer.)

[sleek estuary]

who

[bright crane]

the woz

[shy cypress]

Are there any positions open to become a Moderator in the game??

[fossil oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-i-understood-that-reference-look-back-gif-14556485

[rough wing]

Yay

[orchid kraken]

IM MAKING IN PERPETUUM

[sleek estuary]

global mod?

99% sure thats a internal position, you need to be in northwood beforehand because you get very very special powers

[shy cypress]

How to you apply? Or where should I may ask?

[sleek estuary]

well I just said, you need to be in northwood beforehand. applications are in #475377522775687179

[shy cypress]

Cool! Thanks!

[amber ether]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-car-crash-gif-7022938898622415289

[amber ether]

That bio is crazy

Who let bro cook

[opaque sky]

Oh its still that

Idk i saw the dude in my profile picture say it

[amber ether]

💀

[strong dune]

These NW staff are weird man..

[amber ether]

Real!!!

[craggy phoenix]

yall should make ntf chopper into a chinook

[sleek estuary]

na, make it a clown car

more realistic

[somber raptor]

🔥

[orchid kraken]

shit looks like fnaf ambience

removed all lights and screenshoted before they all went out

[somber raptor]

U makin Clown Car animation?

[hoary nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/983556797006753833/1270793672786710639/hedgehog.gif

[orchid kraken]

no

in perpetuum

animation about old models

when new models, old models be gone

[somber raptor]

😔

[orchid kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0c0IWHmTAs&t=59s something like this

[somber raptor]

Is that about the difference between GO and 2?

[orchid kraken]

the animation is that the end of csgo

all epic moments they had in esport

[fervent mauve]

Hello.

[neon citrus]

the horde

[bright crane]

HOLY SHIT NEW POST

[knotty moth]

I’m going to marry a Brazilian then sell our kids to Real Madrid to make millions

[bright crane]

YIPEE

[fallow kite]

Is SL back

[bold jasper]

It's time

[bright crane]

YIPEE

[fervent mauve]

New post.

[fallow kite]

Is it becoming good again

Guard looks nice

[fervent mauve]

Nice.

[somber raptor]

Chat getting flooded oh no

[fallow kite]

Is SL actually becoming a good game

[somber raptor]

The level 0s and 5s are invading

[fallow kite]

I hope it is

[crystal grail]

they not public

[fallow kite]

Maybe

[orchid kraken]

the new blood looks so fucking real

[mellow sinew]

patreon posts r expired

[fallow kite]

Why Tf am I called terminal redditor

[glacial nymph]

we are cooked

[crystal grail]

theyre not public

am i the only one having issues

[fallow kite]

I can't wait for 079 to be buffed

He's weak af after the nerf

And useless

[mortal burrow]

the posts arent letting me in 😦

[paper void]

nah they aint public to me either

[fallow kite]

I can’t see the pictures, it pulls up an error when I click on the link 😭

[mortal burrow]

Glad im not the only one

[crystal grail]

someone ping the uhh

the guy

[worldly aurora]

not public @acoustic moat

both of the last ones are still locked

[errant cave]

can't get into the news blogs for some reason

[fallow kite]

It already has

It could also be that too many people are trying to get in at once

[worldly aurora]

i would think they'd make it public before announcing tho

[orchid kraken]

were getting closer and closer to the end game

[versed tinsel]

They should show the patreon leaks in the game announcements ngl

[somber raptor]

In italy the game already died

[mortal burrow]

Can we get a post about a new SCP PLEASE

[orchid kraken]

sadge

[mortal burrow]

a playable one

[orchid kraken]

its massively alive in russia

[crystal grail]

e

[fallow kite]

Who am I kidding

[orchid kraken]

poland is on its edge

[acoustic moat]

We are experiencing a lot of traffic right now. Will keep you up to date via #game-announcements

[fallow kite]

That won’t be for a while. They’re gonna release the overhaul first and then start working on an SCP most likely

[somber raptor]

Funny thing: the death of the game in italy was not caused by northwood's additions but by server owners being shitty

[fallow kite]

Alrighty, good to know 👍

NORTHWOOD IS GOING TO FUCKING RUIN SCP:SL EVEN FURTHER.
SOMEHOW.

[teal sage]

guys hear me out

if bedbugs come from beds

[fallow kite]

Even further? The game’s fun already lol

[teal sage]

where do cockroaches come from?

[fallow kite]

No

It's ass

[somber raptor]

From banning people unjustly, to a server owner nuking its own server.

This and some other stuff caused the death of SL in Italy

[fallow kite]

It's too PvP focused

[somber raptor]

Anyways, bye

[fallow kite]

And not even scary

EVEN THOUGH IT'S AN SCP GAME

[quick plinth]

no shit really?

its a fucking shooter

[split lynx]

im under the impression it was always supposed to be a mainly pvp game from the very start no? lol

[fallow kite]

I mean

It's like CSGO

[acoustic moat]

July is public - the one that showcases the human models

[livid whale]

how dare the multiplayer FPS have PvP

[fallow kite]

Style PvP focused

It’s PvP and horror. Literally that’s the point of the game.

[quick plinth]

it is nothing like csgo

[livid whale]

now ur trolling

[quick plinth]

your name makes a ton of sense now

[fallow kite]

Memorising recoil patterns.

[fallow kite]

REAL LMAO

That's the entire pvp

[teal sage]

do yall fw freakbob

[fallow kite]

Yes

[strange relic]

freaky bbobb

[fallow kite]

It’s only not scary when ur trying to take it too seriously.

[split lynx]

if youre trying to say the weapon system is too complicated i can sorta see where youre coming from but ultimately ive never had too many issues with it,shrug

[quick plinth]

no its, see enemy, and shoot them

[teal sage]

should i pick his phone calls up

[fallow kite]

99% of the NTF/CI spawn wave doesn't even do that.

When you’re getting on for the first few times, and you run into smth like 096, it’s fuckin terrifying.

The old updates had the better weapons

Basic recoil

Easy to learn

[quick plinth]

i still get jumpscared from dog sometimes

[fleet zinc]

💀

[crystal grail]

the page just died

lol

[fallow kite]

939 has got to be the most terrifying thing when u aren’t expecting it 😭

[split lynx]

096 is probably the scariest scp in the game rn just because alot of the times you encounter him your fates pretty much sealed lol

[fallow kite]

I don't want to learn recoil patterns

[fleet zinc]

every single gun in the game has almost zero recoil except for the FSP-9 with no stock/foregrip

[quick plinth]

then dont play the game

[fleet zinc]

just pull down 💀

[novel portal]

yeah i just tried to see the posts and it didnt load for me

[quick plinth]

every game has fucking recoil

[novel portal]

went here to check

[quick plinth]

it comes with your goddamn shooter

[split lynx]

you underestimate the power of spraying and praying my friend

[strange relic]

move the mouse down

[orchid kraken]

logicer>

solos any gun all day

[novel portal]

also the heavy containment zone pic in the steam post looks really good

[fallow kite]

It sounds like this guy just sucks at shooter games

[fallow kite]

And to the left 3cm then to the left 1mm

[orchid kraken]

old logicer kinda looks more menacing than new one

[split lynx]

the mtf variant is way cooler looking sorry to say

[fallow kite]

Also, the AK is shite

[fallow kite]

Recoil’s a bitch sometimes, just bc you don’t know how to aim properly doesn’t mean it’s bad

[teal sage]

guys

whats the best overall gun

[quick plinth]

every fps has recoil in it pretty much

[fallow kite]

Or just have the old recoil

[quick plinth]

crossvec

[fallow kite]

It was just a straight line

[fleet zinc]

no? it has almost no recoil & it does a lot of damage

[split lynx]

im not very good at the game either but i can still have my moments yknow, its not completely inaccessible to casuals lol

[fallow kite]

Old E-11

Alr, I see the problem here

Pre 9.0.0

[fleet zinc]

the downside is that the AK has a less common ammo type

[stoic zealot]

p90

[drowsy gate]

why the fuck can't I search for a server

bruh

[fleet zinc]

and you don't get a lot of it on spawn

[drowsy gate]

I'm pressing enter and it ain't doing shit

[fallow forge]

yeah but its accuracy is ass

[drowsy gate]

but now it works somehow

[fallow kite]

And the awful recoil,

[drowsy gate]

another bug report to make I guess

[silver star]

when update

when update

[fallow kite]

Crossvec prob

[teal sage]

if yall were offered 100$ to finish a gallon of chocolate milk could you complete the challenge

[fallow forge]

https://tenor.com/view/illuminate-helldivers-helldivers-2-update-is-tomorrow-update-gif-15852260359771714726

[silver star]

Update is today?

[worldly aurora]

❌

[fallow kite]

No

[silver star]

kk

[fallow kite]

I could do it for free

[silver star]

zuo

[teal sage]

same ngl

[split lynx]

you see this is a free 100 since you didnt even specify a time limit

[teal sage]

oh yeah

the time limit

[worldly aurora]

aim to the head and u dont need recoil

[teal sage]

45 mintues

[fallow kite]

Easy.

[teal sage]

wait

no

1 hour

[fallow kite]

Easier.

[teal sage]

like 3 liters almost of choccy milk

[fallow kite]

I already can drink a shit ton of milk in under an hour

[fallow kite]

The janky ahhh movement says no

[still moth]

I

LOVE

[teal sage]

my parents got mad at me for drinking a gallon of milk in like 35 minutes

[still moth]

CARDBOARRRRDDDDDDD

[teal sage]

i kept going back home

to grab more milk

[worldly aurora]

the movement in this game is really good imo

[teal sage]

they were pissed off as hell

[worldly aurora]

idk how ur comparing old movement to new movement

[solemn iris]

i aint gon lie chief, new scientist model is straight trash.

[fallow kite]

The difference between old and new SCPSL is that it’s realistic now

[split lynx]

i dont Really care for the stamina meter but i understand its important to make scps actually a threat (esp 106)

[quick plinth]

nah its fire

[solemn iris]

like, i can forgive the D-Class, kinda. as long as they keep it faithful, but that new scientists is just straight trash.

[fallow kite]

He looks kinda weird but that’s what makes it good

[worldly aurora]

i play on servers with more stamina

[fallow kite]

You can jump in any direction without losing speed. I'm not complaining about it, it's just harder to get kills at longer ranges for the average player who doesn't spend all day on SL aim training to be in the pro leagues

[solemn iris]

I'm pretty sure i've seen that scientist on Chris Hansen's show.

[worldly aurora]

so u want scp to be like every other fps shooter

[still moth]

@silver star

[teal sage]

@silver star

[fallow kite]

Like I said, I wasn't complaining

[ancient gull]

When Scp sl on consoles

[worldly aurora]

👍

[fallow kite]

The movement is funny

[still moth]

SL's movement is not fluid LOL

[silver star]

😭 🔥 🙏

[solemn iris]

Game wouldnt work on consoles without heavy modification.

[still moth]

fast-paced, unrestrictive?

[worldly aurora]

sure

[ancient gull]

I wanna buy ps5 cuz it’s cheap but after this idk what to do

[split lynx]

scp sls movement isnt anything special but yknow it dosent have to be

[fallow kite]

The recoil of having to use precise mouse movements to keep the bullets in one spot is what I'm complaining about.

[solemn iris]

console would slow down the whole inventory stuff by alot, which is kinda bad as you'd need to be able to quickly swap between stuff in the inventory, then there is the issue of the PTT and PTT Radios

[split lynx]

id much rather keep the simple movement over some dumb shit like modern cod games LOL

[worldly aurora]

thats how every game is 🥲

[still moth]

they don't have plans for console support afaik

[split lynx]

so you simply just dont like fps games

[still moth]

also SL is just not the game to play on console lol

[fallow kite]

Old SL wasn't like that

[fleet zinc]

if you literally just

pull your mouse towards the target

[worldly aurora]

yes ik

[quick plinth]

bro old sl was in the past and janky

[fallow kite]

I like casual games that don't take much effort to learn every detail

[fleet zinc]

you can easily hit a man-sized target at 20m

[fallow kite]

It was more fun

[still moth]

and what....

[fleet zinc]

and past 20m you should be tap firing anyways

[worldly aurora]

this game is so casual u learn everything if u play for 1 month

[ancient gull]

Mobile?

[worldly aurora]

?! no

[sleek estuary]

god no

[fallow kite]

SCPSL is just more realistic now and it’s really easy to learn if you play for like an hour

[sleek estuary]

the game will not run on anything else than windows, because of the anticheat

[ancient gull]

Lol

[fleet zinc]

i meant in the case of trying to hit every shot

[split lynx]

you can still be pretty effective or have fun in sl even if ur casual like i am, atleast imo, theres less skillful ways to achieve the same things even if its less effective

mainly the scp items

[ancient gull]

Maybe only in iOS?

[fallow kite]

AH YES. SCP. VERY REALISTIC

SCP

A FICTIONAL UNIVERSE

REALISTIC

Lol

[fallow kite]

Movement. Recoil.

[worldly aurora]

in surface maybe

anywhere else nah

[split lynx]

yeah man fictional stuff just has the total inability to follow the real world purely because it is fiction

[fallow kite]

Not talking about the SCPs themselves you dumbass

[worldly aurora]

its a game

[fleet zinc]

wait does Safe SCP role give you the ability to change your nickname?

[still moth]

I don't really like bullet spread as a concept, especially not in a game where you heavily rely on mobility in all roles.

Bullet spread in my eyes has always been something that just lowers the skill ceiling by reducing your potential with great aim. If it's super minor I don't have an issue with it but SL's has been bad for a while imo

[ancient gull]

But not the characters🙏

[fleet zinc]

surface is the only place where you'll get 20m engagement distances

[still moth]

keep in mind I do not struggle with bullet spread in SL too often I just don't really like it

[fleet zinc]

aside from some places in heavy

[quick knot]

You can easily get that in the facility

[fleet zinc]

and the occasional hallway

[fallow kite]

All characters besides SCPs make sense

[ancient gull]

Everyone in Scp sl is a d boy why?

[quick knot]

20m is barely bigger than one hallway

[worldly aurora]

maybe we have diff understandings of 20m

[worldly aurora]

^^

[fallow kite]

Like.. in terms of realism

[fleet zinc]

yeah probably

[worldly aurora]

1 hallway is 16m i think

[quick knot]

One hallway in SL is 15m

[fleet zinc]

idk i'm not good at estimating distance

oh no i was way off

[ancient gull]

[worldly aurora]

50+ meters then yeah

[fleet zinc]

i meant more like 50m

[ancient gull]

But the OSTs are 🔥

[worldly aurora]

i dont fight at 50m+ bc i only run hipfire builds

just close the distance

[split lynx]

ima be real i lose like 90 percent of the firefights i engage in if im alone lol

[worldly aurora]

aim issue or do you have less gear

[split lynx]

and 5 percent of the wins is because i had an scp item to help

[ancient gull]

Dead by daylight

[fleet zinc]

i run heavier builds and play slowly

[worldly aurora]

imo thats less fun because you see less

and if you die you usually wait 3-4 mins

[ancient gull]

THE hat carry’s me

[split lynx]

I play slow too, whenever i spawn as d class or scientist i avoid 914 like the plague and try to get some loot by my own means and usually hide until light containment goes silent

[split lynx]

and Then i go into 914

[gritty isle]

please opti game

[ancient gull]

What?

[grave wyvern]

mall cop guard model🔥

[somber raptor]

PUT A RED DOT ON YO GUN-

[worldly aurora]

more weight

worse running accuracy

• e11 ironsight is good enough

[split lynx]

im honestly quite dissapointed that it wasnt even slightly based off the containment breach guards, since theyre REALLY cool
but i also understand they dont really wanna be associated with cb that much so what can you do

[fallow kite]

same but the hk416 sucks for hipfire

[somber raptor]

Come to SL, we have:

• Mall Cop
• Combine Civil Protection
• WWI Soldier
• Male Pattern Baldness
• :ClassDSmug:

[grave wyvern]

also god DAMN scientist looks ugly bro

[acoustic kraken]

is the patreon portal dead

[grave wyvern]

combine task force🔥

[acoustic kraken]

I'm stuck on the cloudflare page

[somber raptor]

Bro this is not CS2 💀

[split lynx]

yeah the only human models i think are pretty good are the ntf and chaos, d class too i suppose

[regal lodge]

All the models look good but the facility guard doesn’t really look that scp-y

[somber raptor]

Tf does that mean

[regal lodge]

He looks like a mall cop not a guard of a facility filled with monsters

[somber raptor]

It's a guard

It's supposed to look like a dude with a vest and a gun 😭

[worldly aurora]

im talking about the stat

[fallow kite]

Can someone send the new teaser images in #media-posts

[regal lodge]

You can cancel me all you want that’s just my opinion

[split lynx]

i mean tbf this isnt really an ordinary place you think theyd be a little more armed right lol

[regal lodge]

Yea

[somber raptor]

What i mean by that is that i'd rathet have better ADS accuracy than running accuracy

[worldly aurora]

if you ads vs some1 hipfiring you die

[somber raptor]

Oh god i just saw two dudes in public with a PH shirt what the fuck

[split lynx]

???

[somber raptor]

How so

[worldly aurora]

can you predict scp movement perfectly? without aim assist nah

hipfiring is all about strafing

[somber raptor]

You can say the same thing when hipfiring

Can you predict SCP movement perfectly?

[worldly aurora]

no but im good enough

and when ur in ads u move at 0.1 m/s

not actually but ur really slow

[somber raptor]

So am i

I'd rather ADS than hipfire

Only guns i hipfire with is the AK, Shotgun and sometimes pistols

[autumn oxide]

Hipfire> nobody has time to aim down. Spray and pray

[somber raptor]

Anyways, last time i played SL was like 5 months ago imma go learn CS2 idc about sl anymore

[cunning pebble]

why do you even need to hipfire in this game it's pretty much just spray and pray

like aiming is only good when they're far away

[worldly aurora]

well u dont have to spray and pray

[somber raptor]

Me in Surface with a scope on my revolver feeling like Lee Harvey Oswald

[fallow forge]

it do feel like that

[knotty heron]

bruh, these links don't work

[somber raptor]

Especially when you're aiming from under the Gate B elevator to near the MTF spawn

[strong dune]

still no update

yawn

[hollow sparrow]

am i the only one who cant open the links in the steam page

what has to do with these posts

patreon post

or smth

[inner raft]

It's normal, even serverlist doesn't works

[hollow sparrow]

damn

why

[glass bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/889965004047138818/1111337721126985748/AAAAAA.gif

[snow shard]

[fossil wasp]

college…

[somber raptor]

School for me doesn't start until like September 9th

[fossil wasp]

ayyy you still got time

[somber raptor]

Blustar 💀

[hard dove]

September 16th here

[hard dove]

Micio

[somber raptor]

Goddamit

[hard dove]

Lucky i guess

[crystal grail]

this fella be looking like the HL:A combine soldiers

[unreal niche]

bro what did they do to the d-boy 😭

[crystal grail]

the models r good but im not a huge fan of this art style vs the rest of the game

[somber raptor]

NW after the 1000th person says MTF looks like metrocop

[hard dove]

They've been inspired by the SAS in CSGO

[crystal grail]

also the security LOL

mall cop

[somber raptor]

They look nothing like it

[random schooner]

Oh no there's much more than 1000th, the search for combine in this server has 8156 alone

[unreal niche]

ngl security should look more armored

[hard dove]

Ik, but they Said it

[crystal grail]

Why does the guard look like a mall cop

[unreal niche]

like your protecting the most expensive facility on the planet

[crystal grail]

the foundation ran out of funding

[somber raptor]

It really feels weird to speak english to a person i know is italian

[unreal niche]

and dude is dressed like tom blart

[hard dove]

Probably in future they Will rework the others zones to fit with the new models

[somber raptor]

they will add H.E.V. chargers

[crystal grail]

ok but why the mall cop

[hard dove]

Literally

[hard dove]

Idk

[random schooner]

Fuck it, make a mod for SL that turns it into half life. Someone already did that for CB

[hard dove]

Never Say never

[somber raptor]

Which scientist do we use for the scientist?

[unreal niche]

i think they shouldve done them like scp CB guards

[crystal grail]

yeah

[unreal niche]

the visors are so sexy

[random schooner]

Freeman

[hard dove]

Scientist Is literally Walter White

[crystal grail]

and also they should remodel the doors for the hcz rework

they look out of place

[signal nova]

I swear Heavy looks sooo good, amazing job from the developers

[cunning shard]

first time playing 939 8/10

[somber raptor]

Translating figures of speech word by word is crazy

[unreal niche]

rip jon kalous my precious checzhoslovakian drug dealer that killed hundreds of people 💔

[somber raptor]

Male Pattern Baldness 🔥

[cunning shard]

i killed someone with a jailbird and they had tried to kill me earleir

[signal nova]

Fr 😔

[unreal niche]

also that is the actual lore for the dboy

[random schooner]

"Benjamin Walker, in the flesh, or rather, orange jumpsuit. I've taken the liberty of retrieving you of your items. Most of them were foundation property. As for the gas mask, I think its safe to say you've earned it. The facility, Site-02, is in our control for the time being, thanks to you."

[hard dove]

Italian solo

[crystal grail]

imagine if they made something like this

[unreal niche]

too cag

[crystal grail]

instead of the weird blue yellow mixed combine soldier

[random schooner]

That looks too generic

[crystal grail]

or something like

seen in scp overlord

[normal edge]

I don't like the MTF headgear

[hard dove]

The F Guard Is the craziest model

[normal edge]

everything else I do like

[unreal niche]

ngl the mtf model is fire but i think we should be able to have the eyes exposed

[normal edge]

I also wish scientist had more hair

[crystal grail]

well they're... not meant to be fashion

[random schooner]

They need to dress like they're prepared for threats beyond our comprehension, not like airsoft players

[signal nova]

They could still in like 187281 years make diferent mtf units, and a different model for each of them

or not

[normal edge]

in operations the MTF do in the public they probably would not use the kit they have in SL

probably something more generic then

[unreal niche]

since the weird combine glasses wont protect you from seeing scp 096s face

[normal edge]

more tacticool and military-like

[random schooner]

They need to be prepared for all types of hazards, not just bullets. Visual and sound cognitive hazards, chemical dangers, gas dangers, etc.

[normal edge]

well that's why they have different units of MTF

[crystal grail]

mtf looks like a janitor with nvgs

[normal edge]

each unit is specialized for a specific threat

if said specific threat is encountered they deploy said specific MTF unit

[crystal grail]

NTF is more of an all-use task force though

[normal edge]

yeah but NTF is lame

[crystal grail]

for on site recontainment efforts

[random schooner]

And NTF is specalized for containment breaches, who needs to be prepared for all the types of dangers found in a foundation site

[normal edge]

I do like the guard model

I hated it at first but now it's probably my favorite of the bunch

[unreal niche]

would be cool if there was multiple mtf models ngl

like for diffrent units

[signal nova]

thats what im saying

[normal edge]

the lack of the guard's balaclava makes him more humanized I think which is good

like I can imagine him in the break room of Site-02 talking about how he took his kids to the range for the first time yesterday and how proud he is of them

[crystal grail]

chaos good ✅
scientist looks like he was pulled from germany after ww2 ✅
D-Class way too orange, maybe SCP logo on the left to balance it?
Security is just laughable
NTF looks like a janitor with NVGs and a handgun

[normal edge]

I honestly like the CB model and SL model a lot for very different reasons

the CB model is just cool while the SL model is a lot more human I suppose

[unreal niche]

d class needs the old face or like remade but to resemble the og face even more and security needs more armor

[signal nova]

The models are strange because they are unique.

[crystal grail]

security aint even got no head protection

[unreal niche]

like bro your not guarding a museum with a glock on your hip 😭

[crystal grail]

one whack from a rogue d-class and its over for them

and who decided to paint the mtf pouches yellow

why

[signal nova]

it looks good in my opinion

[vast harness]

There's not exactly a lot of gun-toting scps in the complex I'd guess

[random schooner]

"due to vehicles being inoperable" Huh? They literally drive right into the site

[normal edge]

maybe they will change that in the future

I really like the guard model

[random schooner]

Yeah, and real prison guards don't have helemets so it's not really necessary for the D-Class

[normal edge]

just wish you could customize its face

[signal nova]

Maybe they will change it, would be could if they grappled into the facility

[normal edge]

light armor also doesn't have any head protection so the model makes sense

[normal edge]

that would be cool as hell

them scaling the walls and shit

[unreal niche]

riot gear has those right?

[fallow timber]

help me

[normal edge]

yeah but irl prison guards don't wear riot gear 24/7

only in specific cases

[crystal grail]

Imagine being pulled from the military by being the best in your field to get placed in a top secret facility containing beings that literally break the laws of physics just to get a MALL COP UNIFORM

[gaunt abyss]

The scientist looks like he would touch me behind a local park.

[signal nova]

Sad

[normal edge]

look up the guards of the tomb of the unknown soldier

[unreal niche]

mf your comparing prison guards to ones that guard reality ending shit that humans cant comprehend

[normal edge]

not a mall cop uniform but they don't have much armor or something

[crystal grail]

he literally has less equipment than american police officers carry on the street

[unreal niche]

true

[signal nova]

Real, but look at einstein, he kinda has the same style as the scientist model

and other irl scientists too

[normal edge]

it would be cool if they had more heavily armed guard corpses in HCZ or LCZ

guys wearing heavier vests

[ancient gull]

I am listening to the peak right now

[normal edge]

but seeing that the guards we play as come from entrance I would think the level of their equipment is reasonable

[dull aspen]

scp cb guard fan account 🔥

[unreal niche]

im sure the guards that were on epstiens making sure the kids dont escape had more armor than this one