general-chat

[forest field]

IfIHadToUseThis,IWouldn'tEvenBotherTryingToHitTheSpacebar

[somber raptor]

The fact that the keys are aligned in a grid makes me want to kill someone

[forest field]

OH MY GOD I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT

[distant cove]

Ew...

a 40% keyboard

The raspberry pi keyboard computer looks better

[somber raptor]

Ikr

[hearty heart]

i didn’t even know they made keyboards that small

[somber raptor]

Neither did i

That keyboard gonna look like a dwarf keyboard next to a 100% keyboard

[white finch]

they dont buy it what are you on

[hearty heart]

i thought 65% sucked lol

[white finch]

bros having hallucinations

the only keyboards that are good are 60% and 65%

[somber raptor]

Keyboard tierlist:
A = 100%, 60%
B = tenkeyless, 75%
C = 65%, 1800 compact
D = 40%

[white finch]

never rate again🔥

[somber raptor]

Nuh uh

[lethal scroll]

new desktop background

[somber raptor]

60% is in A tier because it looks clean
100% is good because it's full (assuming you have the space)
Tkl is nice if u dont have that much space on yo desk, it also kinda looks nice... but i'd rather keep the numpad
Same goes for 75%
65% looks like it was made just to sell more keyboards
Tell me a reason to get 1800 compact over tkl
40% is a warcrime

[rough wing]

I personally use a 10%

Wasd, space bar only

[fallow kite]

@frank crest я тебя вычислил

[distant cove]

We should make a game, where every single time someone fails to we should take a drink of a strong alcoholic beverage (if you’re of age)

Also

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.

[fallow kite]

ичё

[hearty heart]

i need my F1-F12 keys

hated not having that

[fallow kite]

тебя это тоже касаеться как бы

[white finch]

bro put 60% in A but 65% in c?

lol never let bro rate

100% is also straight in F

[distant cove]

So true

Function Keys my beloved

[fallow kite]

вьетнамавский котик

[white finch]

75% is just ugly

if im making a custom keyb that i want to use as my main im only picking 65% and 60%

usually 65% for a knob

bc knobs on 60% are ugly asl

[hearty heart]

i have an 85% and that works best for me

[hearty heart]

fallout london my beloved

[distant cove]

85% keyboards are nice, I personally prefer my 100% tho

[hearty heart]

yeah i just dont need the numpad, only use for that really is hotkeys

[distant cove]

I get quite a bit of use out of it

Surprisingly

Never really realized how often I put numbers in

[somber raptor]

85%? Tf is 85

There is 100%, 1800 compact, tkl, 75%, 65%, 60%, 40% and now u telling me 85% is a thing?

[somber raptor]

Bro is tripping balls

[somber raptor]

60% looks clean, 65% got those 5 keys on the side that look kinda out of place

[hearty heart]

85 is def a thing lol

[white finch]

lol no they dont especially if you replace top right one with a knob

[somber raptor]

Even more if you replace the top right one with a knob

[white finch]

u know nothing about keyboards lol

[somber raptor]

Bro's starting again with the self-proclaimed tech expert

First of all, taste ≠ knowledge

The fact that i don't like how a specific keyboard looks like doesn't mean i don't know anything about keyboards

[somber raptor]

Isn't it basically the same as tkl at that point?

[white finch]

nah just i been making custom keyboards for a few years now and ur opinions are just

pretty shit

[hearty heart]

yeah its the same thing

pretty sure at least

[somber raptor]

💀

[somber raptor]

Bro is a professional yapper

First you said u build pcs, now you say u build keyboards

Bro got enough hobbies for 35 hours every day

[distant cove]

Apparently

[hearty heart]

mines not like that lol

[white finch]

wtf is bro tryna prove😭

i build pcs and keyboards

as a hobby

[distant cove]

Blame google thats the first response for me

[hearty heart]

google is a bitch

this is the one i got

https://hyperx.com/collections/gaming-keyboards/products/hyperx-alloy-origins-core-mechanical-gaming-keyboard?variant=41899442471069

[white finch]

lol dont get that

shit keyboard

[distant cove]

Yeah no shit

[white finch]

get a barebones kit, get switches, get keycaps, and get lube, new stabilizers, and grease

[distant cove]

Dont buy electronics from Amazon as a whole

[somber raptor]

Or... get a keyboard since not everybody knows how to build a keyboard

Get a fucken SteelSeries Apex 7 or something

[white finch]

building a keyboard isnt even hard if u want a good sounding and good looking keyboard build it urself

If u wanna get shit sounding and looking keyboards order prebuilts

[white finch]

for example the steelseries apex pro

or higround keyboards

[tough tapir]

Don't you need to know how to solder if you want to build a custom kb yourself tho

[white finch]

no

[tough tapir]

soldering the switches

[white finch]

get a hot swap

[white finch]

hot swappable keyboard fixes that

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/soldering-bad-gif-24967573

[distant cove]

Let me just go to Logitech Gaming to get my equipment
https://www.logitechg.com/en-us/products/flight/flight-simulator-cockpit-radio-panel.945-000029.html

I really need to remake my flight sim setup

[rough wing]

Googas

[cloud girder]

green candy gives you immunity to cardiac arrest?

[gaunt talon]

Yes

You can also walk on peanut shit without getting slown down while using green candy

[distant cove]

Wouldnt be surprised, green candy does some immunities to obscure things, but most people think that green is just mid, comparatively to other candies that is. Blue gives a permanent (until attacked that looses it) AHP, Yellow grants 3% more speed per, along with +25% stamina along with a short term no stamina loss, Red gives rapid health regen. Pink goes boom. I feel like (at least in my experience) green is just seen as a worse red

[cloud girder]

then how tf

[plush bolt]

ive always seen red as worse green, green's healing lasts longer

[eager wadi]

🛫

[shell mortar]

I noticed that that traffic cone looks photoshopped

It's the camera of my new phone

Btw can you use that twice in a row?

[hollow furnace]

anything less than 100% keyboard is a homosexual ponzi scheme

i paid for the whole keyboard

im gonna use the whole keyboard

if youve got a 80% keyboard, or a 65% keyboard, or that ortholinear shit 👏 YOU 👏 ARE 👏 GETTING 👏 SCAMMED

[quick estuary]

Hello chat

[distant cove]

Greetings

[tropic escarp]

when have you used the keys after f7/8?

never.

who uses f9,10,11,12

who uses funi numpad on the right?

accountants

are you an accountant?

even tho I have 100%

I never use the right 25/30% of it

[hollow furnace]

f12 is screenshot key

[tropic escarp]

prt scrn

[hollow furnace]

I USE THAT SHIT

IM A BOOMER

[tropic escarp]

exactly

I use prt scrn

[hollow furnace]

I USE MY NUMPAD

[frail oxide]

I had to get a laptop and it’s like

No number pad
no print screen

[tropic escarp]

my f12 is flight mode

[frail oxide]

it’s small

[tropic escarp]

actually nvm

I am a big liar

I use numpad for gta heli piloting

I forgor

[hollow furnace]

fn keys are good for like macros and shit

[tropic escarp]

cuz no way I can control the helicopter with my mouse

nuh uh

oh right and war thunder….

God I hate that game

nvm I do use numpad

[frail oxide]

I use numpad for macros and special binds (like building a sentry in TF2)

[tropic escarp]

uhh let’s see

[hollow furnace]

i gotta get me a macropad

[tropic escarp]

right shift undeafen

[hollow furnace]

or a foot pedal

[tropic escarp]

uhh

fuck

actually I use 99% of my keyboard

just never used f9-f12

[hollow furnace]

alt f12 is my clip bind

[sharp basin]

Oh no ur staff now

[eager wadi]

always has been

[sharp basin]

Ima feel bad for shooting the new guard model cause he looks like a dad that works 2 full time jobs while being a single parent for a kid

[orchid kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkZzRXqGB9c&list=RDTuo9-N6XKqE&index=3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te-DI9tkITQ

i love difference between one and another
half life one feels like a vibe saying "yay!! you did it!!"
while black mesa feels like a cinematic type shit "you did it... finally.."

[tropic escarp]

wdym now 😭😭

been for 6 months

[sharp basin]

I don’t check here often

[fallow timber]

schnipp schnapp pimmel ab

[somber raptor]

Cool
Someone almost went as far as to punch a kid because i told him he was parked in front of the exit

[wide zodiac]

f9 = quickload

at least in fnv

[somber raptor]

I use it for soundboard shortcuts and for some niche keybinds in games

[somber raptor]

For example there's a plane game on roblox where i set my ejection seat to Numpad 2

[strange niche]

Wait, people are dissing the numpads?

Alright I'm declaring War

[somber raptor]

F9 is quickload in Source games
F12 is screenshot on steam
I have Noclip set to F10 on some games
F11 is just weird

[strange niche]

the Numpad is the greatest thing on the keyboard

[somber raptor]

Fr

[unkempt rivet]

i only use numpad to input big numbers into things

[somber raptor]

How else would i have many soundboard shortcuts without overlapping with my game's binds

[somber raptor]

As i said, i use it for soundboard and some niche keybinds in games

[unkempt rivet]

ok

[somber raptor]

Anyways i can withdraw my cs2 music kit in 10 hours :)

[unkempt rivet]

which kit is it

[somber raptor]

On some Steam games it breaks when i use print screen

Also, if you're in the middle of the game it's quicker to just press F12 than to press prt scn to open the snip tool and take a ss that way

[tame pendant]

Sup

[somber raptor]

StatTrak™️ EZ4ENCE

[somber raptor]

Great that gives me (the guard) more time to kill you

[unkempt rivet]

oh i too have f12 as printscreen

isnt it like default f12

[somber raptor]

On steam yeah

[somber raptor]

Miau

[fleet stag]

https://tenor.com/view/miau-adobe-after-effects-glass-breaking-default-preset-gif-5777596260912161139

[tame pendant]

Miauu

I'm a furr

[somber raptor]

Me level 50 when

[somber raptor]

What'd vro do

[tough tapir]

racsimsses

[orchid kraken]

Ez boost

[winter estuary]

does anyone know how to install plugins into SCP:SL server ?

[odd minnow]

Hi chat

[fleet stag]

[odd minnow]

How's it going

[fleet stag]

Doing Very good

today has been the best so far

[ripe sonnet]

Most plugins use exiled.
You can also use pluginapi which is automatically installed on your server. Most public plugins are on github

[sleek estuary]

exiled is the most popular

!exied

oop

!exiled

erm

[odd minnow]

Glad to hear!

[sleek estuary]

!exiledserver

surely there is a command

[fleet stag]

[sleek estuary]

stuff about setting up exiled and their discord are on this https://github.com/ExMod-Team/EXILED

[winter estuary]

tysm

[hearty grove]

guys when update

[fallow kite]

Jk whats good

[sonic musk]

today

[tough tapir]

candimal

[fallow kite]

Yo is that the real lars?

Holy shit

[hearty grove]

i will kill you

i am not him

im so tired of ppl mistaking me

im changing my name

[fallow kite]

Fucking with you dawg

[odd minnow]

Cancient

[tough tapir]

🍬

[random schooner]

Good, I wouldn't want to be associated with that absolute tulip either

[somber raptor]

candy 😋

[somber raptor]

car

[minor goblet]

car

[somber raptor]

(at this point i'm just yapping to get level 50 lol)

i'm like this close

[fallow kite]

Do you have any idea how gay that sounds

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-luna-fbi-cat-fwadri-gif-12112699500182423651

[proud turret]

steam is down

great

[fallow kite]

It's tuesday stupid

[minor goblet]

Maintenance

[polar spade]

!nwapi

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/tztUba7A2b

[polar spade]

Ask for help there if u want to use the built in Plugin Framework

Otherwise find the Exiled Server if u want to use theirs. I don't have a link for that so happy hunting

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/pathetic-nolan-grayson-omni-man-invincible-pity-gif-20908860

[somber raptor]

nuh

[polar spade]

yuh

[somber raptor]

I am so cloooose

[rough wing]

Shut up

[tropic escarp]

yh fair

[tropic escarp]

quickload is diabolical

[somber raptor]

HL2 speedrunners spamming F9 until they get some random jump right:

[tropic escarp]

😭😭

[short totem]

@foggy coyote
https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-mei-mei-gif-4406480699342447462

[somber raptor]

Bro's cat works for the UN

[short totem]

SHUT UP!!!! MY DAD WORKS FOR THE UNITED NATIONS AND CAN do absolutely nothing

[somber raptor]

I am 3 digits away from level 50

[eager wadi]

here u go

[short totem]

who is gonna have to pay those 3 digits nathan huh

in this economy you cant just be givin shit away pal

[hollow furnace]

skibidi

[winter estuary]

i got this error, anyone knows a fix because i cant find a solution https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273033859528785990/1273051572204474492/image.png?ex=66bd352a&is=66bbe3aa&hm=b8643470446cee801c403066c6b5684efaa225e55f5f725137618bc39264d798&

[hollow furnace]

rip exiled

[eager wadi]

join their discord

[winter estuary]

do you have a link ?

[eager wadi]

(its literally in the image)

[winter estuary]

im blind asf

[woeful whale]

Hi blind af! I'm SlejmUr

[winter estuary]

it dowsnt work

[gilded timber]

Exiled Reboot is a split from the original Exiled after some internal drama, I would recommended installing the original Exiled, which you can find here:
https://github.com/ExMod-Team/EXILED

[winter estuary]

i will try that one out

[white finch]

scp sl challenge: try not to close doors on teammates so they die LEVEL IMPOSSIBLE

[hollow furnace]

labapi when

like no joke

we need labapi now that exiled is dead

[gilded timber]

Soon

[eager wadi]

[woeful whale]

Make your own named SecretLib

[hollow furnace]

its all just cursed hooking into the game

[woeful whale]

Instructions unclear, the game hooks me in

[oak python]

@fallow kite i played ball.

[somber raptor]

Yayy

[eager wadi]

#utility-roles

[woeful whale]

Modern became an scp itself

How do we contain him?

[gilded timber]

!ban

[hollow furnace]

:3

[woeful whale]

Random cat sticker jumpscare

[hollow furnace]

jinxi

thecar

teg

thegh

jin

[woeful whale]

Jinx The Car

[hollow furnace]

1489

i swear bro

[fallow kite]

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[honest junco]

Hi

[eager wadi]

[solar glacier]

Warhammer 40k fans when I

When

I fucking kill them for not simplifying the lore

[solar glacier]

Serpents hand plugin

[fossil wasp]

hi real mark!!

[thick finch]

Update when

[eager wadi]

when its ready

[rancid ivy]

"processing of server security verification was too slow for the server" what does this mean

i cant join any SL servers

im on new wifi at college

[eager wadi]

how fast is your internet

[gilded timber]

Usually this means your connection is too slow.
Try a wired connection if you haven't already, a vpn can also help.

If neither of those fix your issue, feel free to make a ticket in #technical-support

[rancid ivy]

definitely going to have to, my internet is... really good

[fallow kite]

What y’all know about Ewok hunt

[cinder maple]

what yall know about that nettspend

[honest junco]

🔥

[still moth]

any guitarists in chat

of the autistic variety

acoustic

[fallow kite]

No but I play bass

[tame pendant]

Nathan would you like to hop on Roblox?

So we can play some juicy SCP rp ?

Nathan?

Don't leave me alone Nathan ):

I don't have friends ):

N-Nathan?

[still moth]

are u familiar with acoustic guitars at all

i am just trying to figure out what kind of strings i need to get to replace the ones on an old guitar

[fallow kite]

...Acoustic

[eager wadi]

i dont do rp.

[fallow kite]

Fuck you interrobang reacting me for

You need strings for an acoustic guitar get acoustic strings

Idk lol

What are you acoustic or something

It's just an autistic guitar

[tame pendant]

God Nathan thats rude );

[rancid ivy]

get acoustic strings

[tame pendant]

I SAID COME PLAY WITH ME YOU GODDAMN NATHAN

[eager wadi]

youre quite weird.

[tame pendant]

I'm joking pal DW I don't even know you are.

[eager wadi]

you are still weird.

[fossil wasp]

🥂 howdy, would anyone care for a glass of champagne?

[still moth]

shit u right

chat is this irreversible damage

[fossil oxide]

I'm more of a colaholic myself, though I'd gladly accept it. Cheers!

[spice coyote]

glue

[fossil wasp]

[fossil oxide]

Holy cow the sticker is a bit big

[rancid ivy]

you need to bring it to a professional now

[fossil wasp]

what da

[oak python]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-pissi-twitch-7tv-gif-7223094372649290081

[fossil wasp]

nothing flex tape can’t fix!

[still moth]

this is what we call a gee-tar

[oak python]

i hate your pfp so much

[spice coyote]

Do you have this in your country?

[still moth]

give me a new one and ill change it

anything u want

[oak python]

ok

[fossil wasp]

yes we have meowmeows here

https://tenor.com/view/kittens-meowing-kitty-kittie-adorable-gif-15674064

but do you?

[tame pendant]

Bah dude I said I'm joking c'mon

[tame pendant]

The meow meowns klub

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-cat-virgil-cat-gif-2639626352347889170

[spice coyote]

it is romania becaue it is the cat the land of the cat the romeownia

[fossil wasp]

that’s it you’re getting shipped off to transylvania!!!

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-a-fat-cat-dance-an-american-dance-girlfriend-meme-gif-6193372123771306115

i will lift those weights then!

[fossil wasp]

that’s adorable

[fossil oxide]

I'm in love with Minecraft cats

[fossil wasp]

same, which variant is your fav tho

[spice coyote]

you shall be crushed under 600 boulders of stone

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-cat-virgil-cat-gif-2639626352347889170

[fossil oxide]

and

[fossil wasp]

awwe

[fossil oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/regretting-thinking-nervous-macaco-monkey-gif-13105982953111325972

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/pusheen-pastel-pusheen-pusheen-egg-carton-pusheen-baking-pusheen-cupcake-gif-4069869098520053631

[still moth]

@oak python die.

[fossil wasp]

D: what happened to your…

[spice coyote]

high quality profile picture

fits you perfectly

[fossil wasp]

emo boy

https://tenor.com/view/emo-kitten-rawr-xd-swag-gif-21429004

[spice coyote]

emo furry

[still moth]

she still there

[still moth]

DO NOT

[fossil wasp]

that’s literally u in ur pfp

[spice coyote]

emo furry man

[fossil oxide]

L O D S O F E M O N E

[sonic musk]

[still moth]

I HATE YOU ALL

[spice coyote]

it is true?

[still moth]

SPECIFICALLY BEE

[fossil oxide]

Oh yeah? Frick you man

[still moth]

:(

[spice coyote]

:(

[still moth]

:(

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-kitty-gif-24492716

[sonic musk]

nuh uh

[spice coyote]

romania does not have even one cat?

[sonic musk]

bats and vampires

[spice coyote]

bat is cat of the sky

therefore romania is the cat location

romeownia*

[eager wadi]

we call bats "farfett tal'bilejl"

which means butterfly of the night

[oak python]

L bozo

[sonic musk]

is that translated to enchantment table

[fossil oxide]

That's so hecking cool

[fossil wasp]

that’s neat

[spice coyote]

butter fly and cat. both share the letter “t” therefore they are the same

[fossil oxide]

Reminds me of that emo emoji from Skype

[fossil oxide]

Are you a genius?

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/bat-bat-crawling-cute-cute-bat-gif-8347001878539113915

i wanna move there

[spice coyote]

this u irl

bro what

[sonic musk]

visit us 💪

[fossil oxide]

AVIF moment

[fossil oxide]

BEANIE, HE HAS A BEANIE

[sonic musk]

we’ll give you sarmale

[fossil oxide]

💯

[fossil wasp]

idk what that is but bet!!!

[sonic musk]

[eager wadi]

and thats maltese for you

[pure python]

have you considered that it says gullible on the ceiling

[eager wadi]

(its a semitic language)

[spice coyote]

no as your simple trickery does not work on someone like me, a fish who cannot look up!

[fossil oxide]

How it feels to drink A207:

[pure python]

rotate body 45 degrees

[sonic musk]

movement upgrade

[eager wadi]

(that the writing is latinized)

[fossil oxide]

Please

[spice coyote]

I shall not listen to you as you will lead me astray from my path

[pure python]

i wish anti 207 gave heals and movement smh

just reduce speed and remove sprint

no more leg rights

[spice coyote]

i wish they would add the color pink to micro so it could explode like pink candy

[sonic musk]

i forgot to mention mamaliga

[fossil oxide]

Ngl

[pure python]

grenade launcher

[fossil wasp]

you’re fluent in maltese? ik a little cause i speak language similar

[fossil oxide]

Shrimp > Fish

[pure python]

i wish they added impact grenades

[fossil wasp]

[eager wadi]

x'lingua tkellem

[spice coyote]

we need the red and black grenade back

[fossil oxide]

He said something about language

[pure python]

am i cooking for dr brights

[fossil oxide]

I guess

[spice coyote]

dr brights will add anything that seems like an idea

[fossil wasp]

ebrajk u ftit għarbi

[pure python]

real

[eager wadi]

if its unbalanced, then dr brights probably has it

[fossil wasp]

i think that was said right

[fossil oxide]

Dr Bright's when turns my PC into Dr Darkness, cuz it shuts down my whole PC due to frame spikes

[pure python]

you just casted a spell on my dead grandma

thanks buddy

[fossil wasp]

😔

ya yw

[still moth]

i cant believe the gee tar got fucked up

[pure python]

real

[eager wadi]

izrael?

[pure python]

is not fake

👍

[white finch]

yes! i made it into a match after 3 hours

[spice coyote]

when are we getting the full gate c with the 3 sub areas made of primitives like that one asia server added to sl

[fossil wasp]

iva :/ but i reside in america now

wbu?

[eager wadi]

malta biss

🇲🇹

[fossil oxide]

I want Gate D: Class-D spawner

But actually plenty of Asian gates are neat

[fossil oxide]

They dance very well with MER

[eager wadi]

@bold talon

[fossil wasp]

[eager wadi]

sorry for your loss

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/horny-bonk-gif-22415732

[forest field]

||Based||

[spice coyote]

i want gate b elevator fence so i have to walk half a mile back

[sonic musk]

today

[spice coyote]

but fr some are super good

[eager wadi]

l-amerka kollu dwejjaq u injuranti

[fossil oxide]

Sorry, containment breach happened way earlier today so they had to postpone their building sessions

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-cat-virgil-cat-gif-2639626352347889170

iva…

lol

[sonic musk]

mighty cat

[eager wadi]

Il-UE uwa liktar tajjeb

🇪🇺

[fossil wasp]

eastern europe goes hard

[gilded timber]

English only please!

[eager wadi]

start learning romanian buddy

[gentle barn]

https://tenor.com/view/crowd-laughing-gif-5516122

[eager wadi]

!rename @gentle barn Dracoslowpoketyper

[snow umbra]

Done.

[eager wadi]

[fossil wasp]

[gentle barn]

Wah

WAH?

[eager wadi]

took you a minute saying that

[gentle barn]

The voices are gone

[eager wadi]

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-meme-cat-gif-23917781

[gentle barn]

I am what remains. No more schizofrene

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1219708098168754317/1224048480301875351/image0.gif

Woops

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/discordian-discordia-gif-5095439776680890811

[eager wadi]

the aftermath of not hearing the voices

[short totem]

@foggy coyote
https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-gif-1562046683184606921

[gentle barn]

Huh? What did you say? Im a little slow as the NW replies

Couldnt really hear

[eager wadi]

right

youre not getting invited to 14.0 beta for being stinky

[gentle barn]

Okay maybe only half as slow as they were

[eager wadi]

you can join a week later then

[gentle barn]

I got something that...will change your mind

Ka-Blam

Pitsha

[eager wadi]

10 euro steam gift card?

[gentle barn]

Hmm...i got this one mug...

[eager wadi]

im good

[gentle barn]

But you could be better

[eager wadi]

you can join 2 weeks later

[gentle barn]

Or betterest

[gilded timber]

Bestest

[gentle barn]

Shame... no pizza for you. I ate it all

[gentle barn]

:3

[eager wadi]

are you that much of a coward on not eating the entire pizza

[fossil wasp]

clean your hands😭😭

[gentle barn]

It was begging me to stop

[gentle barn]

My hands are just like that, sowwy

[eager wadi]

im gonna expose you to other content creators...

[gentle barn]

Expose my pizza cutting skills. Redline almost banned me for that

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-slap-attack-scratch-spray-bottle-gif-17118070709567052669

sink! now!

[gentle barn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-silly-water-gif-3449636873756800051

[fossil wasp]

even better, a bath

[gilded timber]

Did you cut the pizza with your hands or something

[gentle barn]

Unlike someone else..i dont smell

[gentle barn]

I just cut it, and cut it wring once,

Then went with it

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-stuck-cat-free-at-gif-26488738

[gentle barn]

ZOOOMMMIEEES

[fossil wasp]

@ draco

[gentle barn]

No joke, were litteraly in a storm rn out in the sea.. I wish it good luck to find me

[fossil wasp]

oh my

well best of luck to you captain, stay safe

https://tenor.com/view/pusheen-kawaii-sailing-gif-13108441

[gentle barn]

Il try my best to not freak out 👌

[brazen shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-eijivision-gif-6073182353830757804

[foggy coyote]

evuk

evil

[minor plume]

Will there be a new tutorial model in the model update

[gilded timber]

Yes, the old one will not be staying

[minor plume]

Yippee

[untold wyvern]

is it gonna be the new facility guard but pink

[gentle barn]

Its actually me, i modeled for nw to import this

Real

[spice coyote]

i thought it was gonna be the hubert model

[gentle barn]

I joked when i said that

[minor plume]

I wonder

[gentle barn]

ASTOLFO

Add him to the game

That would be sooo amazing

He already purple

Pink*

Lmaoo

[eager wadi]

ew

[gentle barn]

Uuh...alright

What about...

Felix?

[spice coyote]

but he has been here for a while

[gentle barn]

HOWNDO I GET TGOS

How do i get this

[spice coyote]

idk

i did not create him

[spice coyote]

felix aint red nor pink

[fallow kite]

NOOOOOOO

This is not real

[untold wyvern]

its gonna be the new facility guard but pink

i hope so

i want it to be that

[fallow kite]

The tutorial model was iconic

[untold wyvern]

wasnt it like

since 2017

when the game came out

[orchid kraken]

@gentle barn

Make video

NOW

[gentle barn]

Hmm

Maybe

[untold wyvern]

maybe

https://tenor.com/view/still-creepin-time2smoke-skeleton-creepin-gif-16671795

https://tenor.com/view/me-skeleton-tip-toe-creeping-gif-12841272

https://tenor.com/view/me-skeleton-tip-toe-creep-on-gif-12841264

[bold talon]

Your N :(

[untold wyvern]

your s?

[tough tapir]

Your A

[hollow sparrow]

Your B

[untold wyvern]

your c

[frail oxide]

can we make the new tutorial model brisket....bucket...basket....biscuit....bridget, from guilty gear strive

https://tenor.com/view/bridget-bridget-guilty-gear-brisket-taunt-gif-26654715

[gentle barn]

WOOO

[gentle barn]

I could upload my music.

[spring kiln]

@fallow kite its grub

[fallow kite]

hola

[foggy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-cipher-gif-4349643951498526423

[gentle tide]

It's been so long since I've talked here

[orchid kraken]

Its over for xxxtentacion once draco uploads his music

[gentle barn]

RORKE?

Ghost was my first cod game...amazing

But ey

My msuic is actually a vibe thoo

Jazz/ hiphop 😶‍🌫️

Uuh...indian dunk dunk music

[stoic current]

.

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-dance-mustache-point-daler-mehndi-gif-17362207

[gentle barn]

TUNAK TUNAK TUN

[untold wyvern]

no way

holy fuck i became good at backstabbing

[somber raptor]

Hello

[tough tapir]

Orang

Wait you did it

lvl 50

dang

gg

[somber raptor]

[somber raptor]

Time to withdraw my music kit

[somber raptor]

[tough tapir]

You are now Finnish

Perkele

[somber raptor]

[spare crystal]

I love the Skog music kits

[untold wyvern]

i am the spy main

[somber raptor]

I am the one who knocks

[tough tapir]

I use kolibri

[spare crystal]

Kolibri is pretty good

I have never seen anyone with it sadly

[somber raptor]

Me neither

[pulsar cobalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/819428117465661490/1259736784032759880/raw_sewage.gif

[somber raptor]

The one i've seen the most by far is unsurprisingly EZ4ENCE

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/time2smoke-skeleton-creepin-walking-gif-16671391

https://tenor.com/view/still-creepin-time2smoke-skeleton-creepin-gif-16671795

[somber raptor]

Bro gonna get his house raided

[dim locust]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/894158701076832327/1022974389228142622/thedoginmyhands.gif

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-epic-embed-fail-fail-funny-gif-21341768

[dim locust]

https://tenor.com/view/catboy-cereal-embed-success-ryan-gosling-gif-21943489

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[spare crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-perms-embed-permission-embed-perms-at-level-level-infinite-embed-perms-at-level-20-gif-11169161411051086737

[dim locust]

[untold wyvern]

first time playing on chaos theory

i dunno what is happening

[somber raptor]

Since always

😭

[untold wyvern]

SERPENTS HAND ENGINEER?!

[solemn flame]

since the dawn of video games

[somber raptor]

Fr

[polar spade]

Since some asshole said, this isn't fair. We should ban this

[solemn flame]

wdym

[somber raptor]

Tell me... did you by any chance cheat in SCPSL and got Game Banned for it?

I know

@solemn flame this guy is gamebanned from DayZ, CoD, Rust, R6S, SCPSL and VAC banned from CS2

[untold wyvern]

WHY DO PEOPLE CHEAT ON SL

MY ONLY QUESTION

[somber raptor]

Oh god

[untold wyvern]

not*

[jade garden]

https://tenor.com/view/gman-toes-gif-19254420

[untold wyvern]

get out

[somber raptor]

Image perms at level 10

[somber raptor]

Because pieces of shit like you ruin the game for others

[jade garden]

G-Man feet at level ten... 😔

[somber raptor]

Get the actual fuck out of here and learn the games instead of cheating in them

[untold wyvern]

ban this mf

annoying already

[somber raptor]

Fr

[untold wyvern]

i've never seen people like you

how bad are you at videogames

i feel like you cheat on tetris too

i have the perfect image

[somber raptor]

Idk if we can do anything abt him

[untold wyvern]

no more

[plush bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-chicken-gif-26197609

[somber raptor]

@eager wadi please just take this guy to the shadow realm lol

[eager wadi]

!ban @fallow kite solar et? lol

[snow umbra]

Done. That felt good.

[plush bolt]

🤨

[somber raptor]

There we go

[untold wyvern]

that did feel good

no more idiots

[somber raptor]

Fr

[snow umbra]

Done. That felt good.

[plush bolt]

😮

what he do

[untold wyvern]

DAMN

[plush bolt]

innocent man

[somber raptor]

What he do 💀

[untold wyvern]

pinged nathan

[somber raptor]

I did

[untold wyvern]

oh

ye

[eager wadi]

hes innocent?

[plush bolt]

ye

[untold wyvern]

my memory

[somber raptor]

Ye

[gaunt talon]

Yes

[untold wyvern]

INNOCENT

[eager wadi]

he looked like he was part of them

[plush bolt]

😔

[eager wadi]

!unban 1165668997203767350

[somber raptor]

👽

[snow umbra]

Unbanned that user from this server.

I failed to send an invite to that user. Perhaps you may be able to send it for me?
Here's the invite link: https://discord.gg/Gx5WuHXQ

[eager wadi]

i came back from shopping

[untold wyvern]

would someone really team up with that person

she had a minecraft pfp

[somber raptor]

Forgot the main thing: 5 Game Bans and 1 VAC Ban

[untold wyvern]

holy shit

[solemn flame]

aint no way lmao

[polar spade]

Double Kill

[somber raptor]

And, allegedly, 30 gamebanned accounts from SL

[untold wyvern]

HOLY

[somber raptor]

Yup...

[plush bolt]

their personality is hacking 💀

thats rough

[untold wyvern]

fuckin lord

[somber raptor]

If their first message is "since when was cheating illegal" you instantly know they're up to no good

[untold wyvern]

this mf should be in jail

for cheating that much

[polar spade]

Nah, this mf should leave their basement

[somber raptor]

Honestly countries should unironically make cheating illegal

[hollow sparrow]

Yippiee

[plush bolt]

how would that be enforced

[untold wyvern]

1 vac ban should be 10 years in jail

[hollow sparrow]

Erm what the sigma

[untold wyvern]

and 30 scp sl game bans should be 30

i swear shes gonna get banned on tf2 next

[somber raptor]

If they find cheats on your pc, you go to jail

[untold wyvern]

the goverment has access to your computer prob

idk

[somber raptor]

(And by that i mean yes, if you get banned for cheating from a game, police will get a warrant and go thru your pc)

[plush bolt]

wouldnt this also make pirating illegal

[somber raptor]

Nahh but if cheating is illegal and you're suspected of it they can send the police

[somber raptor]

Technically pirating already is illegal

[plush bolt]

or enforced

its already illegal

ye

[hollow sparrow]

What the sigma

[untold wyvern]

lmfao

its a content creator

[hollow sparrow]

😨

Real

[hollow sparrow]

Nah he’s a skibidi creator

[polar spade]

Not in some countries

[untold wyvern]

he wouldnt cheat on sl

[hollow sparrow]

True

[tough tapir]

It is, but unless you're like a corpo pirating a software or using a software illegaly for commercial use, they won't go after you

[untold wyvern]

also

[polar spade]

And pirating SCP games is always legal

[tough tapir]

Too small fish for that

[somber raptor]

Fis 🐟

[tough tapir]

Fibsh

[tough tapir]

Don't

Cry

I am just a fish

https://tenor.com/view/fish-i-am-just-a-fish-dont-cry-gif-25697823

[hollow sparrow]

You know what that means

Fish

[tough tapir]

microwave?

oh

[hollow sparrow]

😔

New micro seems like a minigun

[somber raptor]

New Micro >>>> Old Micro

I have something to say abr the model but the stats are so good

[hollow sparrow]

Oooo

[tough tapir]

cheers

[untold wyvern]

i have chips

i have fries

and gum

[tough tapir]

But do you have fishe

[untold wyvern]

[hollow sparrow]

Woah

Fishe mentioned

Guys do you think Northwood cooked with new heavy containment

I honestly think my pc will explode

I fell out of my chair when I saw it

[somber raptor]

Northwood absolutely cooked with the Micro HID

[untold wyvern]

i have super super epic pc

[hollow sparrow]

But burned down their kitchen with new human models

[polar spade]

Apparently it has better performance

[hollow sparrow]

😨

[somber raptor]

fr

[hollow sparrow]

Crazy

[untold wyvern]

they took the gentleman away

[polar spade]

New CI is great

[untold wyvern]

now its an old man

[orchid kraken]

Mlp

[somber raptor]

you know what just eats your fps without basically giving anything in return?

[hollow sparrow]

Atleast they kept the scientist mustache

They did scientist dirty 😭

[untold wyvern]

scientist was the gentleman

[polar spade]

I gotta say, the patreon teaser for the scientist looks much better than the avatar

[hollow sparrow]

And class D is rizzing people up bro

[polar spade]

The scientist avatar picture looks weird from that angle

[somber raptor]

Ambient Occlusion: when i turn it up from High to Ultra i get a 60 to 70% fps drop without anything being different

[hollow sparrow]

Guys do yall think tutorial is gonna get a other human model too

Please say no

[somber raptor]

you're NOT gonna get me to buy patreon again

[untold wyvern]

PINK NEW FACILITY GUARD

[gaunt talon]

Yes

[hollow sparrow]

😭

[polar spade]

We'll see

[somber raptor]

i mean... why would they it's an unused role

[hollow sparrow]

Noe

[orchid kraken]

Please God let someone port the model to gmod

[somber raptor]

btw guys
should they bring back game tutorials?

[polar spade]

Pretty sure it is

[untold wyvern]

is this another alt bro

istfg

[gaunt talon]

Another solar net

[untold wyvern]

BANNED

[eager wadi]

!ban @umbral hornet solarnet user

[hollow sparrow]

Real

[somber raptor]

real

[snow umbra]

Done. That felt good.

[untold wyvern]

can these solarnet users fuck off

[hollow sparrow]

We are coming back with another alt accounts with this one 🗣️🔥

[polar spade]

What's solarnet?

[untold wyvern]

and go to another server

[hollow sparrow]

Idk

[gaunt talon]

Probably some kind of cheat website

[orchid kraken]

Whats solarnet?

[somber raptor]

it's not a cheat i just checked...

[hollow sparrow]

The name solarnet reminds of me of something dangerous

[somber raptor]

SolarNet's a Solar Panel company 💀

[hollow sparrow]

REAL

then why banning him

I don’t get it

[somber raptor]

i am willing to write the script if NW adds them back

[eager wadi]

ddosers

[hollow sparrow]

🥳

[hollow sparrow]

Oh

[polar spade]

Problem is game is constantly changing

[hollow sparrow]

damn..

[somber raptor]

cuz he's clearly an alt of the guy we banned 5 minutes ago

[somber raptor]

oh

[hollow sparrow]

Lol

[untold wyvern]

anyone new that acts strange is a ddoser

[polar spade]

Especially now, SL is undergoing one of the biggest stage of change now

[somber raptor]

at the rate of NW updates we have time to keep writing scripts 😂

[polar spade]

True

[hollow sparrow]

So many people will quit so bad scp sl if 14.0 comes out

[polar spade]

Why?

[hollow sparrow]

And that hurts

[polar spade]

14.0 looks great

[hollow sparrow]

New human models

[untold wyvern]

instead of living a good life these mfers cheat and try to ddos servers

[polar spade]

New models are great

[hollow sparrow]

Yea

[gaunt talon]

The models won't make people quit

[polar spade]

Fucking love Chaos

[hollow sparrow]

Not all

[somber raptor]

[about the PUBLIC stuff] for now the only real gameplay changes are Micro H.I.D. and 3-X, all other stuff is aesthetic

[hollow sparrow]

I miss the funny old models already

[somber raptor]

for example: MTF

[hollow sparrow]

I will keep them in my heart

[hollow sparrow]

Bro 😭

[gaunt talon]

You just have to get used to the new models

[somber raptor]

new mtf's awful

[hollow sparrow]

What is MTf on about 😭🙏

[polar spade]

that's the public stuff

No one cares bout that crap

[somber raptor]

😭

[untold wyvern]

mtf be "pick up that can"

[somber raptor]

fr

[polar spade]

This is where the real shit is

[hollow sparrow]

👀

Real

[somber raptor]

istg if i go back to playing SL when the new models come out imma throw a bottle of cola on the ground and ask a class-d to pick it up

[polar spade]

?

[hollow sparrow]

LOL

[untold wyvern]

pick up that cola

[hollow sparrow]

LMAOO

[polar spade]

oh right

[hollow sparrow]

Im crying

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/shmil-s-half-life-combine-pick-up-that-can-can-gif-22262138

[polar spade]

yea i got it

[hollow sparrow]

Ahh mtf model

[plush bolt]

so like whats wrong with mtf model tho

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/scpsl-mtf-ntf-scp-pixcom-gif-26348964

[somber raptor]

give MTF the jailbird

[hollow sparrow]

They changed it toooo crazy

[somber raptor]

make them full metrocop

[polar spade]

idk, i kinda like the civil protection look

[plush bolt]

this is fire

[hollow sparrow]

New chaos atleast seems to be sexy

[untold wyvern]

GIVE THEM DRONES

[somber raptor]

they mixed a Metrocop and a scuba diver to get this

[hollow sparrow]

DRONES IN SCP SL?!!!

Would be weird

[somber raptor]

give them manhacks

[untold wyvern]

BANNED

[untold wyvern]

solarnet user 100%

[hollow sparrow]

Rel

[untold wyvern]

@eager wadi

[polar spade]

Because shadowy global organisationss with unlimited resources don't have drones

[plush bolt]

for some reason everybody's critique of the mtf model is that it's too different, waa I hate change

[untold wyvern]

ddoser

[polar spade]

Pretty much

[somber raptor]

Things that should be added to the game with the new models:

• Cans
• Trash Cans
• Manhacks
• Overwatch Standard Issue Pulse Rifle

[plush bolt]

good one

[hollow sparrow]

We’re making a new ban record with this one 🙏

[eager wadi]

!ban @royal wedge solarnet user

[polar spade]

U see people writing entire academic papers about how SL sucks now because they changed stuff

[snow umbra]

Done. That felt good.

[untold wyvern]

these solarnet users bro

[somber raptor]

lol true

[polar spade]

Ok, but what if that guy wasn't bad

[untold wyvern]

he was 100% not legit

actin too strange

what if i was a solarnet user all along

im not

[polar spade]

U are acting strange...

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/skeptical-futurama-fry-hmmm-i-got-my-eyes-on-you-gif-17101711

[untold wyvern]

i joined a long time ago

the ddosers are new

[polar spade]

A sleeper agent perhaps

[untold wyvern]

were there solarnet users 4 months ago or smth

when was the last time we got em

[polar spade]

Or could u have started this entire organisation from the inside

[somber raptor]

probably

[untold wyvern]

i am too stupid to do that

[hollow sparrow]

No wonder why you’re a silly man

[tough tapir]

pick up that cat

[woeful whale]

There will be always ddossers or cheaters

[plush bolt]

what is solar net

[polar spade]

definitely a solarnet user

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-combine-cat-pick-up-gif-27154907

[hollow sparrow]

Ddoser

[plush bolt]

ok

[woeful whale]

No im a mobilnet user

[untold wyvern]

he might be legit

idk

[plush bolt]

he joined in january

[polar spade]

idk man, he is acting strange

[plush bolt]

he legit

[polar spade]

Sleeper agent

[plush bolt]

I guess?

[woeful whale]

Real i just wake up

[somber raptor]

not if i conquer the world, establish a global government and specifically go after cheaters, hackers and DDoSsers with warrantless police raids

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/imposter-tf2-hidino-it-could-be-you-it-coud-be-me-gif-23428091

[hollow sparrow]

Real situation what is happening rn