general-chat

[rancid dome]

The APFSDS shipments are now en-route to you 👀

[tropic escarp]

yayyy ty!!!

can’t wait to start a revolution threaten my neighbors

[rancid dome]

No worries :D

[tropic escarp]

👍👍

[rancid dome]

I ordered it from some sketchy soviet site tho so they're in 125 mm

[tropic escarp]

das fine

[rancid dome]

Sweeet

For the sake of homeland defense :)

[somber raptor]

One must imagine the sysyphus of getting from level 49 to level 50

[rancid dome]

Knowing my god awful pace, I'm checking my levels next week

[somber raptor]

I check my rank like 5 times a day lol

[rancid dome]

Unhealthy dose of level grinding smh

[hollow sparrow]

erm what the sigma

[rancid dome]

Back to drawing on my school notebooks

[somber raptor]

Dead chat

[rancid dome]

This is so sad chat

[tropic escarp]

womp womp

[rancid dome]

@tropic escarp Hello. Can I request for 2 M1A2 Abrams?

Totally for home defense

[tropic escarp]

don’t have those in stock atm, sorry :(

[rancid dome]

Oh darn, that's a bummer

When will they back in stock?

[tropic escarp]

only have challengers 2

[tropic escarp]

september

[rancid dome]

Nah those are pretty weak

[tropic escarp]

next shipment from alibaba

[rancid dome]

Sweet. I'll wait tillcthen

[tropic escarp]

also have a stock of unmanned drones

uavs

n more

[rancid dome]

Hell yeah

This "home defense" setup is gonna be 🔥

[tropic escarp]

defending homes like never before

intruder in your ‘backyard’?

take care of this annoyance with our newest home defense addition, the b21 stealth bomber

[polar spade]

That's boring

What about a robot dog with an attached flamethrower

https://throwflame.com/products/thermonator-robodog/

[tropic escarp]

what

[polar spade]

U heard what i said

[tropic escarp]

since when

how much???

free worldwide shipping????

[polar spade]

Since April this year according to some news articles i found

[polar spade]

10k USD

[solid echo]

Hey when are we getting pinneaple for server photo

[tropic escarp]

1st of april

[tropic escarp]

damn

not that expensive actually

[polar spade]

I think the bigger issue is all the government watchlists ur getting added to

[tropic escarp]

meh

not an issue

[rancid dome]

What the gov gonna do, invade my lawn? Not with the 10k flamethrower robot

[polar spade]

Ur already on all the watchlists aren't u

[tropic escarp]

yes

uk’s; us’s; china’s

probably russia’s

multiple felonies in NK

[tough tapir]

Now upload an AI into it

[untold wyvern]

can i post this in #pet-pictures

[cinder sapphire]

Yes. That is the point of that chat.

You also still have mold in your brain. @tropic escarp

[untold wyvern]

it means i can post uh

[river igloo]

Is it your pet?

[rancid dome]

@tight ermine Do you approve of this message

[cinder sapphire]

Why summon Quincy

Quincy smells

[rancid dome]

He's the pet manager

[rancid dome]

you should delete the message before he sees it

[hollow furnace]

no

[cinder sapphire]

No

[rough wing]

[rancid dome]

mega trol

[cinder sapphire]

I want him to see

[hollow sparrow]

am i the only one who cant search for server names in the search bar

like i press enter and nothing happens

i even restarted my game

so im asking am i the only one

[uneven plover]

isn’t there a button you click to finalise the search

works for me

[hollow sparrow]

i did even click it

nothing worked

hm weird

now it works

[rancid dome]

I'm guessing it might be because of being unauthenticated; a common issue in SL.

If it happens again, try opening console (Default bind is `) and type in "ar" then hit enter.

[tropic escarp]

yappatron 5000 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[tough tapir]

The moldy one

How's the hurricane continent

[cinder sapphire]

not in florida

that being said

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/08/11/tropical-depression-could-form-this-week/74757987007/

another one

[somber raptor]

Who the fuck called it Ernesto

[cinder sapphire]

a view of your brain mold on a petri dish

[tropic escarp]

fake

spreading misinformation since 1999

[cinder sapphire]

world meteorological organization (un)

[tropic escarp]

me

[cinder sapphire]

spreading real information since 1999

you mean

[tropic escarp]

I called it that

[cinder sapphire]

I only tell truths

always right

[tropic escarp]

❌

[cinder sapphire]

nope

not false

you have mold

accept it

for your own good

and everyone's else

[tropic escarp]

nuh uh

[cunning mountain]

yummy

[tropic escarp]

there is no mold

liar liar pants on fire

[cinder sapphire]

you?

yes

you are lying right now

[tropic escarp]

the only mold is probably on you appartment’s walls

[cinder sapphire]

no and no

you have mold

[somber raptor]

What the fuck-

[cunning mountain]

LMFAO

[tropic escarp]

fr

[somber raptor]

Is that supposed to be a rhyme?

[cunning mountain]

modern can u help wit a issue?

[tropic escarp]

no

[somber raptor]

What issue

[shell mortar]

It's that time again

[hollow sparrow]

real

[cinder sapphire]

I know someone in one of my microbiology class/ food testing place I used to be in that used to eat things off peti dish/ foods that we were testing

tbch

[cunning mountain]

can i dm u the ss?

[somber raptor]

Aight ig

[cinder sapphire]

in the same place I used to have to debone a fish

for reasons

[shell mortar]

Boeing 737 800 💀

[cinder sapphire]

get the meat

off of the fish

[cunning mountain]

done

[cinder sapphire]

but ya you have mold @tropic escarp

accept that fact

[cunning mountain]

how tf yk what kind of plane it is by looking at it

[cinder sapphire]

small airport

it seems

[tight ermine]

I'll be waiting until you're asleep

Easier to castrate you

[tropic escarp]

wtf 😭

[untold wyvern]

tds game ing

cowboy

yeehaw

[tight ermine]

Only once

[untold wyvern]

check the channel

[cinder sapphire]

I also know someone that used to eat things in the chemistry lab at my univ as well

we used methanol there

like a lot

[radiant cairn]

Hello

[tight ermine]

Hello, I_eat_babies

[cinder sapphire]

because of the cuvette used in the machine. Menthol was used to clean it and then used nitrogen gas (pretty sure that what it was/ been a long time) to dry it.

afterwards

methanol is very dangerous

[tropic escarp]

could cure it with ethanol so not that bad

[radiant cairn]

Hello I am new here

[tropic escarp]

aka alc

[tropic escarp]

sup

[cinder sapphire]

2 to 8 ounces (60 to 250 mL) is danger to humans

blindness

and what not

[distant cove]

Greetings new member

[tropic escarp]

yes ik

very small margin for lethal does

[cinder sapphire]

penetrate as well

thru skin

[radiant cairn]

If I want to someone see my name in game with „discord member” I just need to join Discord or I need to do something else

[tropic escarp]

super small doses cause temp/perm blindness

small doses cause death

I forgot the exact ammoutn

[cinder sapphire]

we used a insane amount as well

considering how much we used that flourometer

[tropic escarp]

1ml/kg?

[cinder sapphire]

depending on the day

more like a liter

because we had to clean it using methonal

[distant cove]

Depends on the server you're playing on

[cinder sapphire]

the cuvette

[radiant cairn]

On this ?

[cinder sapphire]

and we always ran that equipment

[fallow kite]

guys how do i know when my ban appeal got accepted or not? what kind of email do they send

[cinder sapphire]

my lab grad that I was under

ya

[tough tapir]

You like fish meat don't you

King gurgler

[shell mortar]

Vienna

[feral zephyr]

Was today at Energylandia, Poland

[distant cove]

Decently sure that the official SL servers doesnt have a discord member role to appear within the game

[shell mortar]

The seat in front of me has the info

[feral zephyr]

Took a ride with Hyperion (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperion_(roller_coaster))

Yep that's enough

LIKE BRO

[cinder sapphire]

I dont think you realize how disgusting fish is into you cut open a fish that went thru the mail without ref/ sample it

etc....

bacteria doesnt have smell

but the meat does

[feral zephyr]

THAT THING WAS FUCKING FAST AND I THOUGHT IM GOING TO FALL OFF IT

[cunning mountain]

ohh nvm i thought u was someone else who just looked at the plane n said "its this its that" was gonna say lmfao how tf does one look at a plane n say what brand it is

[tough tapir]

Surstromming delivery

[somber raptor]

Because it says Ryanair on the winglet

[cinder sapphire]

especially when certain fucking companies kept sending meat with formaldehyde

[shell mortar]

Yeah lol maybe this photo would be better

[cinder sapphire]

in the mail

[tropic escarp]

but then again

[cunning mountain]

im so fucken slow how did i not realise that

[tropic escarp]

methanol is fine if you have alchili nearby

[shell mortar]

Not really now that I think about it. It's just the wing

[shell mortar]

It's fine

[somber raptor]

Ohh wait that winglet is the plane you're on i thought it was the winglet of the other plane

[cinder sapphire]

I have black widows in my home and in my walls

try it

[tough tapir]

@eager wadi look, malta

[shell mortar]

Yeah

[cinder sapphire]

smelly Quincy

[cinder sapphire]

true but ya

[somber raptor]

Is the plane you're on the 737-800?

[cinder sapphire]

eating stuff in the lab

when you are a grad student

[shell mortar]

Yes

[cinder sapphire]

is wild

[somber raptor]

Okay now it checks out

[shell mortar]

Unfortunately

[tough tapir]

Now to find your plane on flightradar

[somber raptor]

Ryanair 737-800, probably in Malta

Let's go

[shell mortar]

Vienna-Rome

[tropic escarp]

no way bro is stalking him on flight radar

[somber raptor]

Nvm it's VIA

[shell mortar]

Lol

[tropic escarp]

very

wonder how he didn’t get kicked

[untold wyvern]

am i cooking

[cinder sapphire]

I also find out that fish in bacteria medium are a lot more disgusting smelling then meat in bacteria mediums @tough tapir

[shell mortar]

That was quick

[tropic escarp]

how about you find ma 370

[cinder sapphire]

the most disgusting smelling things I smelled

[shell mortar]

Do you have a shortcut for this?

[cinder sapphire]

my pi hated her

[tough tapir]

Idk if it's the right airport in Rome but I assume it is7

[cinder sapphire]

tbch

[tropic escarp]

rome has like 2 airports iirc

[shell mortar]

It is. Rome has two airports, one for international flights and one for inside the country...domestic flights

[tropic escarp]

🥶

[tough tapir]

Noe, I just know my way around flightradar24

https://www.flightradar24.com/RYR9DL/369d537d

[shell mortar]

Ok

[tropic escarp]

find the atr flight 🙏🙏

[cinder sapphire]

I did more work when I was under her then she did. And I was a ugrad

[tight ermine]

I eat those for breakfast

[cinder sapphire]

fucker was barely in the lab

[tough tapir]

Why are you smelling rotting fish

[cinder sapphire]

had to threw it in the dumpster

[untold wyvern]

arent black widows dangerous if you put pressure on them

[somber raptor]

The main one is Fiumicino

[cinder sapphire]

after it was done

[somber raptor]

@wooden lichen u taxiing?

[cinder sapphire]

no way janitor would do that

haha

[tropic escarp]

ye

[cinder sapphire]

is that why you smell?

[tropic escarp]

maxi taxi 😎

[tight ermine]

way way way way way way way

https://tenor.com/view/colon-three-kitty-crumb-cuptoat-heavy-gif-15723533476185307497

[somber raptor]

Yeah that plane is going to Fiumicino just checked

[tropic escarp]

these flight radar nerds should look into the atr thing

maybe you can find what happened 😔

[cinder sapphire]

god you made me think of how much I hated her @tropic escarp

[tropic escarp]

now leak his ip

[tropic escarp]

😭😭😭

[cinder sapphire]

thanks god she was only there for a year

[tropic escarp]

what happened afterwards?

[tough tapir]

Me no hackerman

[tropic escarp]

sadge

[cinder sapphire]

got a better grad student

that is what

[tropic escarp]

can you see previous flights on flightradar?

or just current ones?

[tough tapir]

Almost takeoff time

[somber raptor]

@visual spear i'll ping you when you're the closest to where i am

[somber raptor]

Shit wrong user

[cinder sapphire]

@shell mortar you caused this

[somber raptor]

I meant @shell mortar

[somber raptor]

They waiting for clearance 🔥

[cinder sapphire]

you getting banned for rando ping

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[tropic escarp]

we about to have tenerife disaster again 👽

[fallow kite]

Bro no way people on our SA server just start screaming allahuakbar

[cinder sapphire]

pretty common

[fallow kite]

The whole fucking server started doing that

Xddddddd

[cinder sapphire]

I remember when people used to say the n word in sl

[tropic escarp]

allahuakbar 🙏🙏🙏

[cinder sapphire]

and was the wild west

[tropic escarp]

they still do wdym

[radiant mango]

Is there a suggestion channel

[fallow kite]

Bro I'm dying

[somber raptor]

Me in the elevator next to 173 with 6 grenades in my inventory:

[cinder sapphire]

true

[tropic escarp]

lots actually

[fallow kite]

Man I'm dying

[tropic escarp]

do not die

ez

[cinder sapphire]

moderation wasnt as strict tho

wasnt mods

[tough tapir]

Sort of

[somber raptor]

Discord suggestion is unlocked at level 20
Game suggestions are for patreon supporters

[tough tapir]

7 day history for free users

[cinder sapphire]

in game

[distant cove]

[Insert cash or select credit type]
(It's behind a paywall)

[tropic escarp]

nice

ty

[tough tapir]

Up to 730 days depending on your subscription

[radiant mango]

Gotta buy patreon then spend past hour writing a rebalance lol

[somber raptor]

That's what 6 grenades will do to you

[fallow kite]

Absolutely

[cinder sapphire]

already been done

[distant cove]

I have access to 730 days of flight history

[tropic escarp]

enough to finish the investigation I suppose

[cinder sapphire]

multiple times

[somber raptor]

Six nades are... 4800 damage

[radiant mango]

How much is patreon rn

[tropic escarp]

!patreon

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[somber raptor]

*hume shield takes double damage from nades

[cinder sapphire]

5 dollars I think is the min

[tough tapir]

This is going down in history

[cinder sapphire]

for suggestion

could be wrong

[tropic escarp]

midnight 5 dolla

[cinder sapphire]

havent been a patreon for years now

[somber raptor]

Depends on the tier... there's 2€, 5€, 10€, 30€ and 50€

[cinder sapphire]

oh ya

there was 2 dollar tier

[river igloo]

TIer 1 gets access to the Suggestion Channels

tier 2 gets access to non public infomation

[somber raptor]

We know

He wants suggestions

[river igloo]

no you dont

[cinder sapphire]

yes we do

[river igloo]

this is new infomation

[cinder sapphire]

tamer

[river igloo]

never heard before

[cinder sapphire]

go away

[distant cove]

FlightRadar24, if you setup a computer to cover an airspace that doesnt have a lot of coverage, you get a free Business Subscription Plan

[cinder sapphire]

shoo

[tough tapir]

Oh dang

[river igloo]

❓

[tough tapir]

That's pretty cool

[distant cove]

Yeah

That's how I have it

[tough tapir]

Saves you 500 bucks/year if you were to get it normally

[distant cove]

Yeah

[tough tapir]

I live near one of the busiest airports so none of that for me lol

[cinder sapphire]

have a feeling that doesnt work for everyone

[distant cove]

My radar station is on the west side of the airport I live closest too

[cinder sapphire]

that and most of the usa

[distant cove]

Yeah because the requirement is doesnt have a lot of coverage

[cinder sapphire]

besides the west coast

[distant cove]

If you setup a station in NYC, you will get fuck all because theres a lot of people and a lot of stations in NYC

[tough tapir]

Corn states probably don't have a ton of coverage

[cinder sapphire]

chicago

busy airport

[tough tapir]

Rural corn states*

[somber raptor]

@tough tapir they took off

[tough tapir]

mhm

[fallow kite]

Can anyone tell me a username

[distant cove]

I mean if you sit down and find a small airport in your local area, doesnt need to be commercial, and set up a station, you can get it

[tough tapir]

Already in Hungarian airspace

[fallow kite]

Can anyone tell me a username which is good

[distant cove]

Oh WTF

They updated it to anyone that does it

[fallow kite]

??

[somber raptor]

They flying over Oberpullendorf soon

[distant cove]

https://www.flightradar24.com/build-your-own

[somber raptor]

Nahh still in austria... they were in hungary for like 1 minute

[fallow kite]

ADS-B

ADS build...

[cinder sapphire]

oh wannable germany

[fallow kite]

Yet another SL reference hidden in plain sight

[cinder sapphire]

got you

[somber raptor]

Now they in hungary

@tough tapir they are now in hungary

[distant cove]

Unironically, if you have the time and willing to set up a Raspberry Pi, knock yourself out for a free Business Plan for FlightRadar24

[cinder sapphire]

raspberry pis are not that hard

ya

[somber raptor]

I don't use FR24 enough for this

[somber raptor]

I'd rather them give me money than a subscription

[cinder sapphire]

but I am in the same mindsight as modern

[fallow kite]

BRO THEY SAID ALLAHUAKBAR AGAIN 😭

I'm dying

[cinder sapphire]

get used to it

[fallow kite]

No way

[tough tapir]

mhm

[distant cove]

I do use it too much Im willing to admit

[cinder sapphire]

I can def do it but ya

[tropic escarp]

ee

[somber raptor]

They should make it so you have the option to choose between the subscription or the money of 2/3 years of that subscription's cost

[tropic escarp]

ew

hungary

[tough tapir]

That'd be pretty cool

[torn hull]

Im really confused why i got banned from site 27 i didnt do anything

[somber raptor]

Tbh i'd probably buy myself my dream CS2 inventory with it

[cinder sapphire]

so why post it here

[somber raptor]

Go ask them

[torn hull]

CAUSE IDK ILL ASK CENTRAL HOLD ON

[distant cove]

I mean the Business subscription is a lot for FR24, so like 80 bucks for one, as a 1 time payment, over how ever much it costs a year is nice

[cinder sapphire]

no one cares

[somber raptor]

Uhh whar

[torn hull]

Nvm

[tough tapir]

The harambit

Safari mesh

[somber raptor]

Yeah but since i dont use FR24 that much i'd rather them pay me than give me a subscription

[distant cove]

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[somber raptor]

Nahh i'm getting a Paracord Knife Fade

[distant cove]

Free money is always nice

[somber raptor]

that's why i regularly steal money from people (jk)

[tough tapir]

Not one I would get but not bad either

I pulled a Slaughter Bayonet last year

free 700 schmuckaroos

[distant cove]

Man is about to go on an adventure to banks to obtain money

[somber raptor]

2 other options for me would be either Karambit Crimson Web or M9 Bayonet Marble Fade... but they cost way more than the Paracord

[cinder sapphire]

hell. Even with netflix I tend to cancel my subscription and active it again when I use it/ when I don't. And that is something I use more than fr24.

[somber raptor]

Nahh i go to the beach

[tough tapir]

Maybe you'll catch a moment where they go cheaper

[cinder sapphire]

same with the other streaming services

[tough tapir]

Happens ever so often

[cinder sapphire]

so many nowadays

[somber raptor]

Still i doubt i'll see a 2K$ knife for 360$

[tough tapir]

Yeah...that steep a drop is both

Unlikely and it'd be sold nearly instantly

[somber raptor]

In 18 hours i can withdraw my music kit

[somber raptor]

That one dude who got hacked and his Bayonet sold for 0.03€ 💀

[tough tapir]

Someone was very happy that day

Very very happy

[cinder sapphire]

I never got into cs2 '

prob never will

[tough tapir]

@somber raptor croatian airspace

They be turnin

[somber raptor]

Nice

[tropic escarp]

stop stalking his flight 😭😭

what did bro do

it’s not like you’ll pull up in rome

[distant cove]

The game never really interested me either

[tropic escarp]

I mean I can

but won’t

[somber raptor]

I mean... i'm 6 hours of car away from rome i live in italy

[tropic escarp]

I’m in Naples rn

probably can make it before he lands

[somber raptor]

Gonna spend them 400€ on one digital item 🔥

[somber raptor]

Bro gonna find Northwood at his house

[distant cove]

Better turn people into gold when killed

[tropic escarp]

fr

[tough tapir]

Napoli juve

Aperol

Napoli juve

Aperol

[tropic escarp]

holy shit traffic here sucks tho

aperol spritz 🙏🙏

limoncello 😎

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/napoli-juve-aperol-juventus-napolijuveaperol-gif-25852700

[somber raptor]

• get suit
• get 'NW' sticker
• get sunglasses
• show up to the airport

[tough tapir]

@dull edge

[somber raptor]

You're getting shot

[cinder sapphire]

so Italians have mold in brain because of you now?

[tough tapir]

A shot of aperol?

[somber raptor]

Hell no

[cinder sapphire]

spreading your disease

[tropic escarp]

pickford blackford skibidi radhford

[cinder sapphire]

your mold

[glacial nymph]

UAV Drone is active

[somber raptor]

No

A shot of a gun

U getting executed

[tough tapir]

Woaw

Shoostgun

[tropic escarp]

could take the train at this point

[tough tapir]

So cool

[somber raptor]

Fr

[tropic escarp]

there’s this funny train that goes with 250km/h

[cinder sapphire]

you still safe... that is good

[tropic escarp]

be there in 2 hrs

[somber raptor]

Frecciarossa?

[cinder sapphire]

work out for the mold

[tropic escarp]

I think

[tough tapir]

I mean you have an hour ish before they land

[tropic escarp]

real

[tough tapir]

Plus check out

Luggage claim

[tropic escarp]

wdym check out

it’s just luggage claim

[cinder sapphire]

google chrome out here being a patient zero for his mold disease

smh

[tough tapir]

Luggage claim is what I meant

Forgor the phrase

[tropic escarp]

imagine being from non-eu

[somber raptor]

FR24 is unironically tracking the Zagreb Anti Bird Strike Team's car

[tropic escarp]

so you actually have to ‘check out’

[cinder sapphire]

imagine being from europe

L

[somber raptor]

You have 46 minutes

[somber raptor]

• luggage claim

[tropic escarp]

at least we don’t pay 250$ for an ambulance ride

say 65 mins

won’t make it 😔

[tough tapir]

Run forrest

run

[tropic escarp]

I mean, even if I would make it

I have a flight of my own

[cinder sapphire]

they will still tend to you

even if you cannot pay

smh

[tropic escarp]

yes but still, hella expensive

[cinder sapphire]

not really

[tough tapir]

Me when I rack up 10000 dollars of medical bills

[tropic escarp]

if you can’t pay you’re gonna have debts for medical bills

free healthcare when???

[somber raptor]

《》

[cinder sapphire]

the way it works is that your insurance pay for like 1% and the rest gets deleted

for instance if your med bill is 95k

then it will pay for 5k

and you 100 dollars

[tough tapir]

What happens to the 90k

[somber raptor]

Rip

Seeing a guy in a black suit with sunglasses and a Northwood badge would have been so funny for him

[cinder sapphire]

not saying it not expensive but ya

[tropic escarp]

that’s if you can afford insurance

[cinder sapphire]

destroyed

basically

[tough tapir]

Money laundering

gotchu

[somber raptor]

Yeah because the actual bill is 5K they just inflate it lol

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[tropic escarp]

and then chase him down from the airport

[somber raptor]

Istg you ask them to itemize the bill it gonna go from 5K to 800

[tropic escarp]

to wherever he goes in rome

[somber raptor]

Lol

[cinder sapphire]

most mechanics also do that as well

[somber raptor]

"It's just a prank" the prank:

[tropic escarp]

fr

[cinder sapphire]

most tend to rip you off

[tropic escarp]

if I’d stayed in naples I would’ve actually gone to rome to scare this guy

but I’m coming from sorrento

[somber raptor]

Y'all we should make NorthwoodRadar24: it tracks NW employees

[tropic escarp]

super busy road I already lost an extra hour due to traffic

[somber raptor]

😔

[polar heath]

Crazy discussion

[tropic escarp]

very

[tropic escarp]

no

we already have eachother’s ips

no need for you guys to know more

[cinder sapphire]

most are in eu anyways

just nuke eu

easier option

[tropic escarp]

no

[cinder sapphire]

yes

[somber raptor]

Bro wan to delete sl

[somber raptor]

Average #general-chat discussion

[tropic escarp]

tbf

we also have retaliation capabilities

[rough wing]

Hai

[somber raptor]

Hi

[rough wing]

Yay!!

[tropic escarp]

sure, not 2500 nukes

but more than enough

[cinder sapphire]

you say that

but the usa could nuke every city in eu

then some

only need 3 nukes

[somber raptor]

Northwood has nukes 🔥

[tough tapir]

NukeWood

[cinder sapphire]

to destroy a city

ish

large city I mean

[somber raptor]

38 minutes to landing

[cinder sapphire]

hell with our current nuke from russia and the usa

we could nuke each city

in the world

3 nukes min

12,121 total

china having about 500 of that

[tame mesa]

What's the best place to survive a full on nuclear war

[cinder sapphire]

under water

best place

[tame mesa]

I feel like south America would be good

[cinder sapphire]

ocean

[somber raptor]

@tough tapir they getting out of croatia

[somber raptor]

Iceland

[cinder sapphire]

no

[tame mesa]

Nahh

[cinder sapphire]

radiation would travel

[tame mesa]

Touche

[tough tapir]

Soon

[tough tapir]

The moon

[cinder sapphire]

the best way I can desribe it is like the super volcano

block out the sun

and what not

[tame mesa]

If you have a moon base that's self sufficient

[tough tapir]

Don't tell anyone but...

[cinder sapphire]

the best place is for sure in water

[somber raptor]

I will piss on the moon-

[tough tapir]

Do not

[cinder sapphire]

in the ocean

[terse terrace]

🤫

[tough tapir]

You will spoil the cheese

[tame mesa]

Super laser piss

[cinder sapphire]

radiation sucks at travling thru water

why we use it for nuclear reactors

[distant cove]

How do you feel about that Obama

[somber raptor]

You have 23 hours till the piss drrrroopppplletts hit the fucking earth

[tame mesa]

I pissed on the moon you idiot

[cinder sapphire]

I am destroying the moon now

no more moon

congrats

[tame mesa]

Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too

[cinder sapphire]

destroying modern as well

[rough wing]

It's also the only fucking way

To make energy off nuclear power

[cinder sapphire]

true

[rough wing]

Nuclear power is basically just heating up water in a cool way

[tame mesa]

All power sources are like that

Except wind and solar

[somber raptor]

No that's the heat...

Nuclear fission creates energy in the form of heat

Heat heats up the water and the steam turbine goes wooooooooo

[rough wing]

I know silly I study that in universiry

That's my entire gimmick!!

With my life :(

[rough wing]

Truly

[tough tapir]

What are you, a nuclear physicist

[cinder sapphire]

again if the usa and russia just use 1% of both of its arsenal

[rough wing]

Unfortunately

[cinder sapphire]

best place is under water

[rough wing]

I wish I chose engineer

It's easier and more fun

[tough tapir]

My condolences

[rough wing]

Memorize 50224 billion runes go to hell

[cinder sapphire]

ah I could've went down the nuclear chemist route

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simspons-homer-nuclear-correction-nucular-gif-17370221

[cinder sapphire]

still could

[somber raptor]

Engineer gaming

[cinder sapphire]

still get shit from the military as well

[tough tapir]

If you do, tell us what uranium tastes like

[cinder sapphire]

no

[tough tapir]

Aw

[somber raptor]

Nahh...

• place down a toolbox
• hit it with a wrench a couple times
  > Working Turret

[cinder sapphire]

there is no way in hell I am going on a sub navy

[tough tapir]

Smth you should test

[somber raptor]

The dudes in chernobyl tasted metal after the explosion

[cinder sapphire]

that being said I know that uranium glass is a thing and safer than most household electronics

dont know why anyone would want that but hey

[tough tapir]

The 50's were a wild time

Or even prior

iirc it was a thing from the beginning of 20th century

Glow in the dark glassware!

[somber raptor]

Out of the 31 deaths from chernobyl, Valery Khodemchuk had it the best: he died instantly from the explosion so did not go through ARS

@shell mortar welcome to italy

[tough tapir]

Me deciding to go up to and lick Elephant's foot

[somber raptor]

(He flying over Ancona rn)

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/chernobyl-elephants-foot-radiation-my-beloved-i-love-gif-22836647

[somber raptor]

@tough tapir ping me when he lands

[cinder sapphire]

it is still insane that it produced 33000 mw to 1 million megawatts before it exploded

reactor 4

[somber raptor]

Yeah for like... 2 seconds

[cinder sapphire]

still

[hollow furnace]

RAAAAH I LOVE NUCLEAR POWER

I LOVE TRAINS

[tough tapir]

Nuclear trains

[hollow furnace]

I FUCKING LOVE BEING WESTERN EUROPEAN RAAAAAHHHH

[somber raptor]

I doubt much of that energy actually got converted to electricity (iirc 3200MWh was the heat it produced not the power)

[cinder sapphire]

we going to need that in the future if we dont kill ourselves

[cinder sapphire]

obv

[tough tapir]

fusion trains

[hollow furnace]

snowpiercer

[cinder sapphire]

just saying as a society we going to need that much in time

[somber raptor]

Imagine your pc gets fried by a power surge because some guy blew up a powerplant out of negligence

[somber raptor]

That would have been funny if it happened to someone

[cinder sapphire]

I know we need more than half of what we currently have in the next 20 years

nuclear fusion is coming along as well

which is about 30 ish years away

[fallow kite]

Need someone to give me a name for a nation, here's the flag i plan to use.

It represents the sky, a bird and the sea.

I intend to have two languages for the nation.

The GDP is 7,918,162,000,000
Population is 151,701,550

Tax rates soon, and annual budget soon

I CANT FUCKING BRAINSTORM NAMES

[somber raptor]

Fun fact: that's enough to boil 3.2 olympic swimming pools every second

[plucky sky]

the greatest name

[fallow kite]

damn it joe

[somber raptor]

I need to brainstorm a name for a russian Senior Researcher for the plot of a game i'm planning

[fallow kite]

sure

[cinder sapphire]

we solved one mystery recently on it https://engineering.lehigh.edu/news/article/lehigh-university-researchers-dig-deeper-stability-challenges-nuclear-fusion-mayonnaise

[fallow kite]

Aleksei Pushkin

@somber raptor

[somber raptor]

You are NOT joe nuts

[somber raptor]

That's actually good imma use it

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[somber raptor]

Hi

[strange trellis]

greetings mortal

[fallow kite]

🙏

now return the favor

i dont have jackshite on planning nation names

[somber raptor]

Uhh

I have no idea

Just look at its land and name it after a feature (eg. After a mountain or river)

[strange trellis]

Fatcockistan

[fallow kite]

OH SHIT GOOD IDEA

[plucky sky]

shitpoopistan

[fallow kite]

leaders of the nation r compensating ong

[fallow kite]

leaders of the nation had diarrhea thinking of this nation

[fallow kite]

what game is it

[serene coyote]

I think u can just search in ru scp foundation

[fallow kite]

kurona or hurona or furona

[serene coyote]

Or just use google

[hollow furnace]

fursona

[fallow kite]

i'mma turn racist

[hollow furnace]

no

[plush elk]

the final form of humanity

[orchid kraken]

Ancient when Modern walks in

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-when-fans-walk-in-when-the-when-the-fans-walk-in-gif-24843144

[hollow furnace]

modern when contemporary walks in

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-when-fans-walk-in-when-the-when-the-fans-walk-in-gif-24843144

[shell mortar]

Ryanair be like

The landing was like in the movie too

[tough tapir]

Btw @somber raptor they landed

Missed it by 7 minutes bc commute

[shell mortar]

There was a lot of turbulence

[rancid dome]

Looks like the best Ryanair approach to me

[shell mortar]

Lol

[distant cove]

Regular approach*

[hollow furnace]

”butter”

[somber raptor]

Haven't given it a name yet

[somber raptor]

Hi

[rancid dome]

The takeoff is the despicable me 3 takeoff

Yup

[somber raptor]

I need to create one not take an existing one

[somber raptor]

Welcome to italy

[shell mortar]

So I shouldn't be startled when the ryanair plane starts shaking before landing, got it

[shell mortar]

Thanks

[rancid dome]

Exactly!!!

That's just the duct tape coming in handy

[somber raptor]

Btw if u scroll up u gon find funny chat

[tough tapir]

Congrats

You didn't get lost over the Mediterranean

[somber raptor]

Adriatic*

[tough tapir]

Same thing

[somber raptor]

True

[tough tapir]

Could be worse

Could get lost in Hungary

[serene coyote]

Combine russian words

in the USSR, some names were made by combining words, example: Vladlen — this is an abbreviation of the "Vladimir Lenin"

[somber raptor]

😧

[somber raptor]

Never heard of that name before

Who the fuck calls their son Vladlen

[shell mortar]

I see

I like nuclear power too

[serene coyote]

All this names is very unpopular

Kim — "Communist Youth International"
Yarek — "Nuclear Reactor" (Yaderniy Reactor)

It's really silly

[fallow kite]

guys can someone tell me where can i see if my ban appeal got accepted or not?

[tough tapir]

You'll probably get an email

Would be my guess

[fallow kite]

oh alright

[terse terrace]

omg

[clever quest]

Do yall know where can i find player config ?

[solid echo]

Wdym

[somber raptor]

A bit more up

[clever quest]

Config where i can change game settings

without needing to open the game

[somber raptor]

Why would you need that

Just open the game and change the settings from there

[clever quest]

I have a problem with resolution and i need to change it, the option to reset when launching doesnt rly work

[fallow kite]

Hi

[clever quest]

Heres the thing, i cant

[somber raptor]

Hi

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[fallow kite]

Guys

Can I get help

[still moth]

z

[strange trellis]

ArrKong*

[solid echo]

The game wont recognize resolutions that it does not support

[solid echo]

Sure

[still moth]

https://tenor.com/view/but-here's-the-faller-cat-cats-funny-gif-2815729640670294308

[fallow kite]

Nothing everything is okay Ill see.\

[clever quest]

Heres the thing i want to change the resolution so i can actually Play the game

I changed my display screen and i legit cannot even open the game

Ive Had this issue in many games that i used to Play before and changing the resolution in config file helped so

[fallow kite]

Chicken salad
(Controversial opinion)

Guys I bought tier 3 patreon and I can see tag in game how do I fix it?

[fallow kite]

Do you want to hide it?

No I ment cant sorry

Oh well if its hidden go to other in settings, change global and local badge to always visible

If it still doesnt work, make sure the same pateon and discord is linked to the same steam account

It might take a while for it to process

Okay

Lmk if it works

Okay

[untold wyvern]

chicken salad

[fallow kite]

I got dicord role and tag but not in game and I did what you told me and It doesnt work.

[fallow kite]

Did you close sl and reopen?

`Yes

#technical-support

Open ticket there

Okay

Thank you @fallow kite

Worked?

[tardy walrus]

People see that there is patreon support and still send patrons to us

[fallow kite]

Felt the closest ticket channel

[tardy walrus]

It's not even an issue that worth opening a ticket, there is a separate channel for badge information

[fallow kite]

It works thanks.

[tardy walrus]

[fallow kite]

Bro its my first time helping someone out ight im no tech support guy

😭

[tardy walrus]

You good, it's just a heads-up :D

[fallow kite]

Ik ik

[rough wing]

England

[trim hawk]

Is it me or did I fucking see a shadow I'm home alone rn

Its probs cause I stay up

[rough wing]

Maybe

[rough wing]

Then stop staying up dummy

[tough tapir]

It's Quincy

Say hi to him

[trim hawk]

Nuuh

[rough wing]

Rage

[trim hawk]

Haha funny

[rough wing]

Sleeping fixes all problems

[trim hawk]

No

[rough wing]

Even the horrible realities of life

[trim hawk]

Sleep is scary

[rough wing]

Why?

[trim hawk]

You see things

And it's scary cause you might think k it will hurt you

[rough wing]

Yeah I do that on a daily basis(I don't) I'm schizophrenic(this part is true)

[trim hawk]

(I have insomnia and sleep paralysis 😔)

[rough wing]

The last dream I had I saw my friends and girlfriend beheaded

But I still love sleep

[rough wing]

If you can even call it a dream at that point

[trim hawk]

I don't

[finite shale]

Guys

Will 14.0 be out before the end of summer?

[untold wyvern]

in 2028 since you said that

[tardy walrus]

[normal hamlet]

just got disconnected in entrance as a dboy lmao

[untold wyvern]

it happened to me too

at gate b tho

as a scientist

[random schooner]

He's late to the report, Ross Scott has already exposed him

"Give peace a chance! Or at least stand still!"

"I have a gun! That means I'm in charge! Many governments around the world function on this principle. And some of them last for months!"

[finite shale]

Aw...sorry

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-bite-kitten-bite-paw-paw-bite-eepy-kitten-kitten-yawn-gif-26965510

[minor goblet]

I have so many questions about the company I work for

[rain burrow]

NW won't activate windows

[minor goblet]

It's not NW it's at my job xD

[rain burrow]

Yea jk lol

It'd be funny if that was NW tho

[minor goblet]

We have a PC where it's support was dropped 16 years ago

[fossil wasp]

that’s terrible😭😭

[tough tapir]

Saw that at a mcdonalds order terminal once

Was funny to see

[minor goblet]

Feels like tuching something from a museum

[somber raptor]

My dad is apparently a holocaust denier

[fossil wasp]

a relic

[fossil wasp]

my ppl did not die just to have others deny it..

[fringe cedar]

Damn people still denying it?

[somber raptor]

He also believes in chemtrails, says we didn't land on the moon and thinks all history in textbooks is made up

He also believes the pyramids are hollow and were a hangar for UFOs

He (obviously) believes there's aliens in Area-51

Fr the only thing he's missing is being a flat earther

[somber raptor]

He also believes covid was created on purpose

That the vaccine was made to cause harm and age-related issues (eg. Low back pain) to people

That the WEF secretly controls the world

And that the Great Reset Initiative and the 2030 Agenda were made to make the rich richer and the poor poorer and to create a dystopian totalitarist global government

he's a lost cause

[strong dune]

Why is the skeleton scp disabled in most servers

[somber raptor]

Because it's an event SCP

[strong dune]

Why isn’t it permanent

[somber raptor]

NW chose to keep it in RA year round

[strong dune]

He’s not that broken

[somber raptor]

Ask them
It was added during Halloween 2023

It was kept in RA and reused in Christmas 2023

[strong dune]

Can’t have anything in scp sl

[somber raptor]

It was left in RA so servers could make plugins to make it spawn normally

You can't set spawn preference tho since these plugins work by replacing someone who would have been another SCP with SCP-3114

[hearty wave]

has cassie pitch been removed?

[somber raptor]

No

[hearty wave]

its not working

[somber raptor]

U sure u doing it right?

[hearty wave]

yeah

[somber raptor]

Show me

[lean girder]

yea not working

[somber raptor]

(No need for SS just paste what u put in the broadcast field)

[lean girder]

Selam pitch_2 selam (its just basic text)

[untold wyvern]

dr op

holy

[rain burrow]

Damn, he's definitely an example that it's easier on the human mind to create all these plots and conspiracies than to accept that reality is (mostly) pure and utter chaos

And we can't do anything about it

[white finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1272843200591302686/cat-silly.mov?ex=66bc731b&is=66bb219b&hm=6f1bc24fb539f9f70de0ee82de3ddc629ba7b4dd9c153f023e2c3d4e7bef311a&

[untold wyvern]

dating under 18?

imma join to see the bios

it is time

OH NO

I GOT GREETED

oh

its not about dating

[random schooner]

Well it does say sfw

[untold wyvern]

why does it include dating then

if its not about dating

[foggy coyote]

sfw

[somber raptor]

Try pitch_2.0 or pitch_2,0

[patent bear]

vaccine being designed to give you lower back pain is crazy

[somber raptor]

Fr

My bycicle leaks oil

[patent bear]

ngl your dad sounds like he'd be kind of fun to talk to

[somber raptor]

If you can speak italian you can have a chat with him 😂

[patent bear]

bit of an issue

[somber raptor]

Could be an issue...

[patent bear]

i speak american and gamer only

[somber raptor]

What is gamer language 💀

[patent bear]

have you ever had a heated gamer moment

[somber raptor]

Ze bird can help you

[random schooner]

I always preferred Bill Burr's outlook on the vaccine conspiracies. He makes a observation of if the virus and vaccine were both part of some kind of population control or the like, it would make sense to get rid of all the people who refuse to follow the instructions of the authorities and so called rebels, and would do it by releasing a less-lethal form of the virus, wait for everyone who is compliant to get the vaccine, then release a super infectious and lethal version of the virus, which will immediately kill anyone who isn't vaccinated.

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/duolingo-gif-13933934829904617875

[somber raptor]

Half-life ahh theory

[patent bear]

also killing people just isn't that hard you don't really need a massive conspiracy to do it

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/duo-duolingo-duolingo-malo-evil-duo-evil-duolingo-gif-475422906406917907

[somber raptor]

Fr

[forest field]

Drew like a dark, fucked up version of the duolingo mascot haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao

[somber raptor]

Y'all

How fast do you type

[forest field]

Concerningly fast

I played Roblox too much as a kid

[somber raptor]

Go to human benchmark so u can see how many words per minute

[forest field]

dont feel like it

[somber raptor]

For me... my max is 103WPM but on average i type at 70-80 WPM

(World average is 42WPM, 60 is the speed usually required for jobs where u type a lot)

[distant cove]

Its fine just pirate a windows key

(For legal reasons this is just a joke)

[hollow furnace]

beo i dont get why people are mad at some shadow goverment just get mad at the actual goverment

also

if there is a shadow goverment its probably just russia lol

[random schooner]

Actually do they teach typing in school nowadays? I know I had a designated typing class once in school

[light spear]

can you stack anti colas?

[forest field]

They taught it at my school, yeah

[random schooner]

Yes

[light spear]

how muich

i drank 3 and i cant run

[somber raptor]

Fr

[sterile plover]

3 is the max

[forest field]

[somber raptor]

They taught us typing

[somber raptor]

Anti colas make u slower

[hollow furnace]

i also got typing class

i still peck tho

[forest field]

I kind of wish that I hadn't learned to type through Roblox because even though I type fast, I do it completely incorrectly

[somber raptor]

Although i didn't need it... while my classmates were struggling to get past 30WPM i was doing fucking 80WPM

[somber raptor]

Then on one test i hit 100

[somber raptor]

If i go as fast as i can i go like 100WPM with 95-98% accuracy
On average i go like 70WPM with 100% accuracy

Let's see how i do on mobile

[forest field]

I can't even type correctly on mobile either, I use my index fingers to type instead of my thumbs

[hollow furnace]

who here still pecks

[forest field]

What does peck mean

[patent bear]

i get my bird seed all the time bro

[hollow furnace]

poking at the keyboard with your index fingers

like you dk how to type

[forest field]

On mobile or actual keyboards?

[somber raptor]

Apparently on mobile i'm closer to 60WPM with like 75% accuracy

[hollow furnace]

actual keyboard

[somber raptor]

Funny thing: i use the wrong technique to type yet i'm the fastest of my class and type fast enough to get a typing job

[forest field]

same 🤝

[somber raptor]

Like... i only use 3 fingers instead of 5

[white finch]

Heh. So sigma dude😎 🔥

[untold wyvern]

i got stuck in a wall while playing on 5 gorge

[somber raptor]

Btw

What kind of keyboard do you have

I have a 100% keyboard

[untold wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/tf2/clips/it0Ntq551_iz8JTZs/d1337rcBcqm1?invite=cr-MSwyRDAsMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

[somber raptor]

If you have a 60% keyboard you're a criminal

[somber raptor]

same for tenkeyless

[forest field]

I have one of those pull-out desks and a 100% keyboard doesn't give me enough room to move my mouse

[untold wyvern]

THIS SPY TREATMENT MAN

THEY ONLY KILL THE ENEMY WHEN I DIE

[somber raptor]

Btw you know what is an actual fucking war crime

40% keyboards

What is this shit
Who the fuck willingly buys a 40% keyboard